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Ghost MisadventuresBracken Fern Manor and Tudor HouseFor the third investigation in a row we're splitting up and locking down at two locations overnightThis week we are in Lake Arrowhead, California at the Bracken Fern Manor and Tudor House. This spot has is a hot topic in the rumor mill, with tales of Hollywood elite, the mob, and secret tunnels. We're here to disprove all of these claims while Zak and the Ghost Adventures Crew demand we believe they are facts.Will they prove these hauntings and rumors to be true during the lockdown? Will...2025-07-281h 12
On the Floor with Little Fern9. In the Clurb We All Fam!Send us a textWelcome back to another episode of On the Floor with Little Fern! Tune in for salon updates, life updates, and an update on the break-in story from our previous episodes. This is a great episode for those looking to unwind and mindlessly listen after a long day.Love,Your Fern FamilyDon’t miss a moment—stay connected on our socials!🌿 Salon Instagram: @littlefernoncentral🌿 Salon TikTok: @little.fern.salon🌿 Alysia: @alylamberthair🌿 Nora: @nora_littlefernsalonIntro and outro music:Music by Alisia from P...2025-05-2439 minOn the Floor with Little FernHot Take: The Let Them TheorySend us a textWelcome back for another episode of On the Floor with Little Fern! Join Nora, Alysia, and Macy while they discuss a range of topics from Macy's relationship status to deeply dissecting the Let Them Theory. The theory has gained traction over social media, but some believe it was actually stolen from a small author and creator. Tune in for our hot take because you know we love to be on our soapbox.Love,The Little Fern FamilyDon’t miss a moment—stay connected on our socials!2025-05-0346 minOn the Floor with Little Fern7. Stylist By Day, Hustler By NightSend us a textWelcome back to On the Floor with Little Fern! This week, we’re so excited to sit down with a very special guest—Evelyn! You may know them as one of the warm, welcoming faces at Little Fern Salon, but in this episode, we’re diving deeper into their story, role behind the scenes, and why we love them so much.Join us as the four of us chat about everything from the recent string of burglaries that have hit close to home to ranting about streaming services.Whether you’re...2025-04-1944 minOn the Floor with Little Fern6. Confessions of a Convicted Hair StylistSend us a text 2025-04-051h 04On the Floor with Little Fern5. Bullying Clients for ReviewsSend us a textHey, Fern Fans! 🌿✨ This week, your Fern Family is back and diving into all the salon drama. Let’s be real—reviews are a huge part of small business success, but figuring out the best way to get them? That’s a whole other challenge. It’s all trial and error, and this week, we’re dissecting whether Alysia accidentally strong-arming guests into leaving reviews was a genius move… or a total business faux pas. 😅You don’t always catch Nora, Alysia, and Macy in their finest moments, but at least it’s entertaining. Tun...2025-03-2140 minOn the Floor with Little Fern4. Salon After HoursSend us a textEpisode Description:🚨 This Just In! 🚨 The Fern Family is officially back from their throwback hiatus, and we’ve got a lot to catch up on! This week, we’re diving into all the hot news and events you might have missed—breaking down the holiday chaos, checking in on those New Year's goals (are we still sticking to them?!), and so much more.Don’t be late to the tea. You know you love it. 😉XOXO, The Fern Family 💚✨Don’t miss a moment—stay con...2025-03-0851 minOn the Floor with Little Fern3. (FBF) Thirty, Flirty, and F*cking Sh*t UpSend us a textSpotted: The Fern Fan Club tuning in for this week’s wild ride. For Flashback Friday, we’re throwing it back to one of our most talked-about episodes, and guess who’s joining the party? None other than Paige—Alysia’s cousin, salon regular, and the queen of unforgettable stories. If you thought her mentions in Episode 12 were juicy, just wait.This week, we’re diving into Nora’s 30th Birthday Bash—a night that had it all: drama, surprises, and yes, even a stint in jail. Pour yourself a glass (or two), because...2025-02-2256 minOn the Floor with Little Fern2. (FBF) Tequila Shots at 10 a.m.Send us a textWelcome back, Fern Fans. Word on the street is it's Flashback Friday, and we’re rewinding to one of our most unpredictable Season 2 episodes. Alysia and Nora’s weekend with friends? What started as innocent fun quickly spiraled into headline-worthy shenanigans—because nothing says chaos quite like one too many tequila shots. Meanwhile, Macy ditched salon life for a Bloomington adventure with Aidan, trading city vibes for cowboy boots and countryside chaos.And let’s not forget the skincare tea—apparently, routines can be just as dramatic as our favorite gossip.Grab...2025-02-0855 minOn the Floor with Little Fern1. (FBF) Did Someone Say Bloody Balls?Send us a textGood evening, Fern Fans. Ready to revisit the chaos? For this week’s Flashback Friday, we’re throwing it back to one of our cringiest, most laugh-out-loud episodes yet. Ever wondered what goes on behind the chair? Let’s just say awkward, funny, and downright disturbing client encounters are all in a day’s work.Tune in to hear about Macy’s Blackout Wednesday escapades (yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like), Alysia’s bizarre client interaction that left her speechless, and Nora’s personal endeavors that add just the right amount of...2025-01-2546 min
On the Floor with Little FernTrailer. Did You Miss Us?Send us a textWelcome back to Season 2 of On the Floor with Little Fern! Did you miss us? We sure missed you! It feels like it’s been forever since our last episode, and we’re beyond excited to be back in your ears.This season, we’re turning up the volume on everything you love—diving deeper into the stories, insights, and behind-the-scenes moments that make Little Fern so special. Tune in for a sneak peek of what’s to come, from heartfelt conversations with our talented team to tips, trends, and a few...2025-01-1107 minOn the Floor with Little Fern29. Saying Goodbye to 2024 and Season 1!Send us a textWelcome back to the final episode of 2024 and the closing chapter of Season One of On the Floor with Little Fern! What a journey it’s been—sharing stories, laughs, and candid conversations with all of you. From behind-the-scenes salon magic to heartfelt moments with our team and guests, we’re so grateful to have had you along for the ride.In this special season finale, we’re bringing you a cozy roundup perfect for the holidays. Tune in as we share our Thanksgiving highlights, favorite holiday traditions, and a few reflecti...2024-12-2140 minOn the Floor with Little Fern28. 'Tis the Damn SeasonSend us a textWelcome back, Fern Fan Club! 🌿✨Get cozy and tune into this week's festive episode, where Nora, Alysia, and Macy dive into all things holiday. The season may be the busiest and most profitable time in the salon industry, but it also brings its fair share of challenges—stress, packed schedules, and the occasional holiday chaos. That’s why this year’s holiday break feels extra special, and we’re sharing how we plan to savor it!But it’s not all business talk—this episode is packed with fun and personal upda...2024-12-0738 minOn the Floor with Little Fern27. Becoming an Influencer (Ft. Mary Donkel)Send us a textHey Fern Fan Club! Get ready for a special treat this week as we sit down with the multi-talented Mary Donkel, creator and host of Good Enough Podcast and rising social media influencer in Chicago. Mary’s on a bold new journey to make waves in the influencer world, and we're here for every inspiring twist and turn! But for Nora and Alysia, this isn’t just another interview—it’s a reunion with an old friend they’ve known since their early days working together at a local salon. Tune in for a heartwar...2024-11-2351 minOn the Floor with Little Fern26. Stay TF HomeSend us a textWelcome back, Fern Fan Club!Ever get the feeling that the universe is practically begging you to stay cozy indoors? This week, Nora, Alysia, and Macy dive deep into all the signs telling us to steer clear of the outside world. We’re also spilling the tea on the latest happenings in Flossmoor, including catching a break-in on camera.Get ready for an episode packed with good laughs, intriguing stories, and all the Fern family fun you know and love!With love,Your Little Fe...2024-11-0937 minOn the Floor with Little Fern25. The Secret Life of Little Fern SalonSend us a textWelcome back, Fern Fan Club! This week, we're serving up a short but sweet episode that’s packed with drama—because let's be real, if you’re here, you live for the tea! Lately, we’ve been hooked on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. The drama is endless, and we can’t get enough! We’re diving deep into that, plus giving our takes on Selling Sunset.But that’s not all. Stick around for our spicy takes on swinging, strip clubs, and group massages. You won’t want to miss a second of...2024-10-2539 min
Fate & Circumstance: A Hannibal PodcastEpisode 05 - MukozukeAbel Gideon is back, our resident fae! Chilton is on to something. Matthew Brown is hot but kinda stupid.
Artists mentioned this week are SuspendedOnDust - @OnDust22339 and Beatrice - @beatricenius and special bonus shout-out to Kate Bridal - Living With Lecter
One hyperfixated nerd exposes two of his friends to his favourite TV show that they've never seen. We'll discuss each episode in all of its glory; cannibal jokes, representation, neurodivergence, psychology and Will Graham's little boxers.
Join hosts Felix Fanfaron Fern [he/they], Melisa Suzan [she/her] and Shaira Bambi [she/th...2024-10-191h 30Fate & Circumstance: A Hannibal PodcastEpisode 04 - TakiawaseWe pour one out for Beverly, discuss the ethics of Hannibal's coin toss, and also BEES.
Artists mentioned this week are Reapersun @reapersun_art and Ani Louhetar - @Sahti_Waari
One hyperfixated nerd exposes two of his friends to his favourite TV show that they've never seen. We'll discuss each episode in all of its glory; cannibal jokes, representation, neurodivergence, psychology and Will Graham's little boxers.
Join hosts Felix Fanfaron Fern [he/they], Melisa Suzan [she/her] and Shaira Bambi [she/they] as we stumble giddily through each episode.
Show Notes: h...2024-10-121h 25On the Floor with Little Fern24. The Man, The Myth, The Legend: Luke LambertSend us a textHey Fern Fan Club!Welcome back for another exciting week with a fantastic guest! Grab your wine glasses, pour yourself a glass of Rosé, and get ready to dive into this week's highly anticipated episode featuring Luke Lambert. Not only is Luke Alysia's husband, but he's also the Chief Innovation Officer at OMD USA, where he plays a crucial role in media.In this episode, we'll uncover what Luke truly does in his role, beyond Alysia's brief descriptions. Tune in to explore industry standards, from dressing to impress to n...2024-10-1258 minFate & Circumstance: A Hannibal PodcastEpisode 03 - HassunThe Great Autism Debate, we wonder why Americans hate suits, and shit is getting weird again.
Artists mentioned this week are Pangolin @Pangoli52571485 and Inori @blackcat_kali88
One hyperfixated nerd exposes two of his friends to his favourite TV show that they've never seen. We'll discuss each episode in all of its glory; cannibal jokes, representation, neurodivergence, psychology and Will Graham's little boxers.
Join hosts Felix Fanfaron Fern [he/they], Melisa Suzan [she/her] and Shaira Bambi [she/they] as we stumble giddily through each episode.
Show Notes: https://docs.google.co...2024-10-051h 42On the Floor with Little Fern23. Thirty, Flirty, and F*cking Sh*t UpSend us a textHey Fern Fan Club! We’re super excited because this week’s episode is going to be a wild ride. We’re thrilled to have Paige joining us, who many of you already know from her unforgettable mentions, especially in episode 12. Paige is not just Alysia's cousin; she’s also a loyal friend, an amazing mom, and a regular salon client with a knack for being at the center of some of the craziest stories we’ve shared.Today, we're diving into what might be our best story yet: Nora’s 30th Birthday...2024-09-2853 min
Grey GardensLittle Edie Performs at Reno SweeneyIn today's episode, Fern welcomes author David Vass to the podcast. David released a book last year titled Liar, Alleged: A Tell-All: Celebrities, Sex, and All the Rest. David was the sound and lighting director at the popular cabaret club in the West Village called Reno Sweeney, where in 1978 Little Edie Beale performed live on stage for eleven shows. David shares with us intimate details of working with Little Edie and a who’s who of celebrity audience members. This is a longer than usual episode but one you are sure to enjoy! Links to both of our books ar...2024-09-271h 54Fate & Circumstance: A Hannibal PodcastEpisode 02 - SakizukeBedelia dropped the mic, Hannibal is trying to insert himself into everything, and... Who is HENRY?
Artists mention this week are John Scarratt @JohnScarratt and Zilla @beanyzilla
One hyperfixated nerd exposes two of his friends to his favourite TV show that they've never seen. We'll discuss each episode in all of its glory; cannibal jokes, representation, neurodivergence, psychology and Will Graham's little boxers.
Join hosts Felix Fanfaron Fern [he/they], Melisa Suzan [she/her] and Shaira Bambi [she/they] as we stumble giddily through each episode.
Show Notes: https://docs.google.co...2024-09-151h 15On the Floor with Little Fern22. Small Town Lovin'Send us a textHey Fern Fan Club! 🌿 Ready for some good vibes? This week, Nora, Alysia, and Macy are back, turning the tide after their last episode’s wave of unfortunate events. They kick things off with a fun recap of their visit to The Ridgewood—a once-closed dive bar in Homewood that's now making a big comeback under new ownership. Get ready for some real talk, laughs, and all the feel-good moments you’ve come to love. Tune in and let’s keep the good times rolling! Keep up with us on our socials!2024-09-1450 minFate & Circumstance: A Hannibal PodcastEpisode 01 - KaisekiSeason 2, baby! A banger opening, the stag is back, there's a weird new killer and Hannibal is cosplaying as Will.
Podcasters mentioned this week are D B Mars and Dream of The Feast Is Life
One hyperfixated nerd exposes two of his friends to his favourite TV show that they've never seen. We'll discuss each episode in all of its glory; cannibal jokes, representation, neurodivergence, psychology and Will Graham's little boxers.
Join hosts Felix Fanfaron Fern [he/they], Melisa Suzan [she/her] and Shaira Bambi [she/they] as we stumble giddily through each e...2024-09-071h 18On the Floor with Little Fern21. When Sh*t Doesn't Go Our WaySend us a textHey there, listeners! Ever have one of those stretches where everything that could go wrong, does? You plan, you prep, you stay cool as a cucumber—and then life says, 'Not today!' This week, join Nora, Alysia, and Macy as they pull back the curtain on their own personal series of unfortunate events while attempting to enhance guest experience. Get ready to hear all about the unexpected mishaps and the lessons learned along the way. Trust us, you might find yourself nodding along and maybe even chuckling at the absurdity of it al...2024-08-3147 minFate & Circumstance: A Hannibal PodcastEpisode 13 - SavoureuxThis week we discuss the season finale! We're working out Hannibal's motives and just how dangerous his desire to be seen by one man can be.
One hyperfixated nerd exposes two of his friends to his favourite TV show that they've never seen. We'll discuss each episode in all of its glory; cannibal jokes, representation, neurodivergence, psychology and Will Graham's little boxers.
Join hosts Felix Fanfaron Fern [he/they], Melisa Suzan [she/her] and Shaira Bambi [she/they] as we stumble giddily through each episode.
Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PQ...2024-08-171h 00On the Floor with Little Fern20. Our Seasonal Spark BellaSend us a textWelcome back! In this episode, Nora, Alysia, and Macy are thrilled to introduce you to the heart and soul behind the scenes— their incredible salon assistant, Bella. In this special episode, you'll get to know Bella in a way that will make you fall in love with her as much as we have. Bella's vibrant energy and continued dedication have made her an essential part of the team, even if it's just for a season. She opens up about her life before joining Little Fern, the journey that led her there, and some of...2024-08-1739 minFate & Circumstance: A Hannibal PodcastEpisode 12 - RelevésThis week we discuss Relevés! We're worried about Will and annoyed at everyone trusting Hannibal over him, but Hannibal's motives are being revealed.
One hyperfixated nerd exposes two of his friends to his favourite TV show that they've never seen. We'll discuss each episode in all of its glory; cannibal jokes, representation, neurodivergence, psychology and Will Graham's little boxers.
Join hosts Felix Fanfaron Fern [he/they], Melisa Suzan [she/her] and Shaira Bambi [she/they] as we stumble giddily through each episode.
Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PQGl13ZDwakcaBQ_EG...2024-08-101h 08Fate & Circumstance: A Hannibal PodcastEpisode 11 - RôtiThis week we discuss Rôti! Abel Gideon's hairline, Hannibal's baffling interpretation of friendship, and Will's descent into utter broken madness.
One hyperfixated nerd exposes two of his friends to his favourite TV show that they've never seen. We'll discuss each episode in all of its glory; cannibal jokes, representation, neurodivergence, psychology and Will Graham's little boxers.
Join hosts Felix Fanfaron Fern [he/they], Melisa Suzan [she/her] and Shaira Bambi [she/they] as we stumble giddily through each episode.
Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PQGl13ZDwakcaBQ_EGBpRerJMytMfiE11Xd2DOp04VA...2024-08-051h 04On the Floor with Little Fern19. Boozing with Uncle RickSend us a textJoin Nora, Alysia, and Macy for a hilarious and wild episode. Expect stories of Macy and Alysia recounting their unforgettable adventures at a White Trash theme party and Nora imparting her expert knowledge on crafting road sodas to hesitant Bill. Plus, get the latest life updates from your favorite trio, filled with laughter and a dash of chaos. You won't want to miss these outrageous stories and the camaraderie that makes every episode a joy. Tune in for your usual dose of fun!Love,Little FernKeep up...2024-08-0353 minFate & Circumstance: A Hannibal PodcastEpisode 10 - Buffet FroidThis week we discuss Buffet Froid! The sad tale of Georgia Madchen, Hannibal is an asshole, Will's mind is on fire and he can't draw a clock for shit.
One hyperfixated nerd exposes two of his friends to his favourite TV show that they've never seen. We'll discuss each episode in all of its glory; cannibal jokes, representation, neurodivergence, psychology and Will Graham's little boxers.
Join hosts Felix Fanfaron Fern [he/they], Melisa Suzan [she/her] and Shaira Bambi [she/they] as we stumble giddily through each episode.
Show Notes: https://docs.google.co...2024-07-281h 10Fate & Circumstance: A Hannibal PodcastEpisode 09 - Trou NormandThis week we discuss Trou Normand! Abigail shocks us with her revelations, Will surprises us with his complacency, and once again we fight about Alana.
One hyperfixated nerd exposes two of his friends to his favourite TV show that they've never seen. We'll discuss each episode in all of its glory; cannibal jokes, representation, neurodivergence, psychology and Will Graham's little boxers.
Join hosts Felix Fanfaron Fern [he/they], Melisa Suzan [she/her] and Shaira Bambi [she/they] as we stumble giddily through each episode.
Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PQGl13ZD...2024-07-201h 26On the Floor with Little Fern18. Calling the Police on My FriendsSend us a textWelcome back to another exciting episode of "On the Floor with Little Fern!" In this short and entertaining episode, Nora, Alysia, and Macy dive into Alysia's hilarious and embarrassing birthday story for the first time ever. Have you ever called the police on your friends? Well, Alysia has! And that's not all—Nora shares her own wild experience of calling the cops on someone. Get ready for some jaw-dropping tales and the latest salon updates. Don't miss out—tune in now!Love, Little FernKeep up with us on ou...2024-07-2036 minFate & Circumstance: A Hannibal PodcastEpisode 08 - FromageThis week we discuss Fromage! We have a debate about the infamous kiss and we're sad at intimate moments from the script not being in the show. Pour one out for our boy Franklyn.
One hyperfixated nerd exposes two of his friends to his favourite TV show that they've never seen. We'll discuss each episode in all of its glory; cannibal jokes, representation, neurodivergence, psychology and Will Graham's little boxers.
Join hosts Felix Fanfaron Fern [he/they], Melisa Suzan [she/her] and Shaira Bambi [she/they] as we stumble giddily through each episode.
S...2024-07-071h 03On the Floor with Little Fern17. Dating is Hard. (Ft. Julia)Send us a textGet ready for a fresh and fun episode of this podcast! In this podcast, Nora, Aly, and Macy dive into how they met their guest Julia, her hilarious hair journey fails, and some of the most memorable stories she has while at Little Fern. Continue on to hear about the ups and downs of dating while building a successful career. Tune in for laughs, real talks, and candid moments!Love, Little FernKeep up with us on our socials!Salon Linktree: linktr.ee/littlefernsalonSalon I...2024-07-061h 07Fate & Circumstance: A Hannibal PodcastEpisode 07 - SorbetThis week we discuss Sorbet! Music, homophobia and organs. Bedelia doesn't take Hannibal's bullshit, we love meat montages, and the infamous scene with Hannibal being fist-deep. Also, cats yelling.
One hyperfixated nerd exposes two of his friends to his favourite TV show that they've never seen. We'll discuss each episode in all of its glory; cannibal jokes, representation, neurodivergence, psychology and Will Graham's little boxers.
Join hosts Felix Fanfaron Fern [he/they], Melisa Suzan [she/her] and Shaira Bambi [she/they] as we stumble giddily through each episode.
Show Notes: https://docs.google.co...2024-06-291h 30On the Floor with Little Fern16. Getting Too Drunk at a FunctionSend us a textWelcome back from Little Fern Salon! In this story-packed episode, the trio dive into a range of hilarious and cringe-worthy stories—from drinking too much at a function to having too high of expectations for proposals. We also discuss Nora and Alysia's partnership and how it's often misconstrued as a romantic relationship. Tune in for laughs, tea, and some real embarrassing stories.Love, Little FernKeep up with us on our socials!Salon Linktree: linktr.ee/littlefernsalonSalon Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/littlefernoncentral/Salon TikTok: https://www.tikt...2024-06-2859 minFate & Circumstance: A Hannibal PodcastEpisode 06 - EntréeThis week we discuss Entrée! We meet Dr Abel Gideon who is creepy but charming and Dr Chilton AKA The Other Fred. We discuss Freddie's cunty serve, Jack dooming his employees, and the scream Melisa scrumpt.
One hyperfixated nerd exposes two of his friends to his favourite TV show that they've never seen. We'll discuss each episode in all of its glory; cannibal jokes, representation, neurodivergence, psychology and Will Graham's little boxers.
Join hosts Felix Fanfaron Fern [he/they], Melisa Suzan [she/her] and Shaira Bambi [she/they] as we stumble giddily through each epi...2024-06-221h 13
Science FridayMetal-Absorbing Plants Could Make Mining Greener | A Tiny Fern's Gigantic GenomePlants called “hyperaccumulators” have evolved to absorb high levels of metals. Scientists want to harness them for greener metal mining. And, a little fern from New Caledonia is just a few inches tall, but its genome has 160.45 billion base pairs—50 times more DNA than a human.
How Metal-Absorbing Plants Could Make Mining Greener
Scientists are exploring a somewhat unusual green energy solution: mining metals from the earth using plants.
Typically, if soil has high levels of metal, plants will either die or do everything they can to avoid it. But, one group has taken...2024-06-1223 minFate & Circumstance: A Hannibal PodcastEpisode 05 - CoquillesThis week we discuss Coquilles! Hannibal displays his high level of insmelligence and that his nose knows, we gush over how beautiful Jack Crawford's wife is, and Felix rambles about foie gras and perfumes that smell like semen.
One hyperfixated nerd exposes two of his friends to his favourite TV show that they've never seen. We'll discuss each episode in all of its glory; cannibal jokes, representation, neurodivergence, psychology and Will Graham's little boxers.
Join hosts Felix Fanfaron Fern [he/they], Melisa Suzan [she/her] and Shaira Bambi [she/they] as we stumble giddily through e...2024-06-091h 25On the Floor with Little Fern15. The Last SupperSend us a text Hey Fernies! Ever had a client who seemed more like a character from a wild novel? Or maybe a friend who convinced you to try something utterly outlandish? Buckle up, because in this episode, Nora, Alysia, and Macy dive into the chaotic, hilarious, and often jaw-dropping world of hair.Join us as they share tales of the craziest clients encountered, from the bizarre requests to the outright absurd demands. But that's not all! They also introduce you to some wannabe clients whose quirky ideas almost made the cut. And just when y...2024-06-081h 01