Shows
House of A(noob)isHouse of Rondevouz/House of RescueWe struggle immensely to describe a boring ass episode
2022-11-2524 minHouse of A(noob)isBonus: House of ThanksgivingLots of Joy slander and a little bit of cannibalism. Happy Thanksgiving!
2022-11-2444 minHouse of A(noob)isHouse of Hazard/House of CharadeIn this week’s episode, we discuss our House of Anubis/Steven Universe OC’s. It takes up a LARGE chunk of the episode. Enjoy!
2022-11-1836 minHouse of A(noob)isHouse of Risk/House of ThievesIn this weeks episode, we talk about vocal stims. A lot. Have you noticed a common thread with us?
2022-11-0442 minHouse of A(noob)isHouse of Dreams/House of Codes“CW: Ableism, Homophobia, Sex” In this weeks episode we talk about who in Anubis House is autistic on the night of the all important play. Spoilers: it’s Mr. Sweet.
2022-10-2847 minHouse of A(noob)isHouse of Reunion/House of MemoriesOn this weeks episode, we talk about the disaster of the play, the show's poor example of timing, and how excited we are to get to the mid-season finale!
2021-07-0425 minHouse of A(noob)isHouse of Identity/House of EmergencyOn this week's episode of House of A(noob)is, we talk about gay pride and which characters would get together if being gay was allowed on the show, some continuity errors, and gaslighting, gatekeeping, and of course, being a girl boss.
2021-06-1840 minHouse of A(noob)isHouse of Scares/House of Fakes(TW: Pedophilia) In this weeks episode, we talk about books we read as a kid, Glee, and the relevance of the B plot!
2021-05-2839 minHouse of A(noob)isHouse of Cameras/House of NumbersIn this week's episode we talk about MIck's anger problem, Fabian's stage fright, and vocal stems (yes, for the second week in a row.)
2021-05-2222 minHouse of A(noob)isHouse of Kidnap/House of CatnapTW: Sex, School Shootings
In this episode, we talked about vocal stims, TikTok, and Degrassi.
2021-05-1440 minHouse of A(noob)isBONUS: House of Mick (ft. Brennah from Anubis Backwards)In our first bonus episode: We have Brennah from Anubis Backwards Podcast in our format where fellow Anubis lovers come on to defend their favorite characters! This week is Mick!
2021-05-0425 minHouse of A(noob)isHouse of Flames/House of Passages(TW: Sex) In this weeks episode we talk about butt plugs, lesbians, and Imagine Dragons.
2021-04-301h 02House of A(noob)isHouse of Confrontation/House of AlarmsIn this weeks episode we talk heavily about lesbians, gaslighting, and how much we hate Mick!
2021-04-2341 minHouse of A(noob)isHouse of Intruders/House of Proof(TW: Pedophilia) In this weeks episode, we talk about communism, the dumb blonde stereotype, and what we’d sacrifice to be in Sibuna
2021-04-1637 minHouse of A(noob)isHouse of Cheats/House of RumorsIn this weeks episode, we discuss our Patreon, old commercials, and homophobia.
2021-04-0940 minHouse of A(noob)isHouse of Discovery/House of Hyper(TW ED) (Spoilers for Supernatural) In this weeks episode, we discuss Fabina’s lack of chemistry, Logan’s obsession with men in trench coats, and the writers lack of spatial understanding.
2021-04-0243 minHouse of A(noob)isHouse of Agendas/House of Keys(TW: Rape)On this week’s episode of House of A(noob)is: Fabian shoved his nose where it doesn’t belong, we talk about what the show would be like if it aired on HBO, and relish in the tension between Patricia and Nina.
2021-03-2636 minHouse of A(noob)isHouse of Locks/House of EyesThis week, they watch "House of Locks/House of Lies" and talk about Tyler Oakley, Ryan Murphy, and which of the characters are most likely to be gay.
2021-03-191h 06House of A(noob)isHouse of Secrets(TW: Suicide) Logan and Cierra watch the Season 1 Premiere of House of Anubis! They discuss Patricia's hair, Fabian's toxic behaviors, and the show's heavy reliance on plot convenience.
2021-03-1654 min