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We Belong Dead31 Days of Halloween Special 2025Well, it's December, and you know what that means. That's right kids, it's time for Uncle Lono and Ian to tell you about all the horrific flicks they watched in October! We are keeping the 31 for 31 tradition alive and are here to ramble for pert near four hours about it. So get comfy, cus it's about to be a long and bumpy ride! Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com to listen to our ramblings from years past! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a...
2025-12-013h 46
We Belong DeadEpisode 151Hey there kiddies! It's time for your weird, hetero-life mate, podcasting uncles Lono and Ian to check in. How was your hallowed season? Get any razorblades in your candy? Anyways, we've got some treats in store for ya right here and now with We Belong Dead 151! And be sure to keep those dirty little eyes peeled for the upcoming 31 Days of Halloween 2025 Special! As mentioned in the episode, we encourage you to send your love and well wishes to the wonderful Reggie Bannister at: Reggie Bannister PO Box 4387 Crestline, CA 92325 Want...
2025-11-172h 33
We Belong DeadWe Belong Dead Presents: Halloween Spookfuckular 2025Gather 'round, boils and ghouls, as we treat you with your favorite Halloween tradition: We Belong Dead's Spookfuckular! That's right, your favorite reefer-fueled horror podcasters are bringing to you a double feature commentary episode, and this year's theme is sequels. First up, is the wonderfully ridiculous (and Mama Lono's favorite horror movie) House 2: The Second Story! Following that is the best damn movie to star Bruce Springsteen's sister AND have a murder by outhouse, Sleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Campers! Leave it to the fellas at WBD to choose the absolute highest quality flicks for you all to keep your Spooky S...
2025-10-313h 15
We Belong DeadEpisode 150Hoo boy, just call us the Amityville franchise with the way we keep churning shit out! That's right kiddies, we are STILL on schedule and are here to give you your regular dose of reefer-fueled horror goodness. This episode is chock full of goodies like horror news, groovy tunes, the latest Scare Exchange, and much more, including even more discussion on how Larry Fessenden is basically the Lemmy of all things independent horror. So gird them loins you nasty little Deaders, and get ready for We Belong Dead 150! As mentioned in the episode, we encourage you to...
2025-10-211h 51
We Belong DeadEpisode 149Is that We Belong Dead coming atcha with a damn three-peat!?! That's right kiddies, we are STILL on schedule, and we're not sure if that should make us proud or worried. But this episode has got something special for everyone, including ballads by the great Shawn Mullins, Indiana Jones ripoffs, and the magic of pebble ice. Oh, and there's also some crap about horror movies too. So strap in and prepare yourselves for We Belong Dead 149! As mentioned in the episode, we encourage you to send your love and well wishes to the wonderful Reggie Bannister at:
2025-10-062h 30
We Belong DeadEpisode 148So the world is on fire, and we aren't sure if the fact that we're staying on schedule is a sign of healing or of the end times. I think we'll let you Deaders decide. But in the meantime, check out this newest batch of ooey gooey stoner-horror goodness with We Belong Dead 148!!! As mentioned in the episode, we encourage you to send your love and well wishes to the wonderful Reggie Bannister at: Reggie Bannister PO Box 4387 Crestline, CA 92325 Want to check out some "classic" WBD episodes? Head over to...
2025-09-222h 44
We Belong DeadEpisode 147What's that? You can't believe that we actually got back in the studio on schedule? Well, that makes three of us. But believe it kiddos, because we are back to give you the reefer-fueled nonsense that you so desperately crave! We've got wrestling of both the regular AND horror variety, a movie about a magical little person who's obsessed with gold that isn't The Leprechaun, 80s teen idols bearing it all, some groovy tunes by bands with silly ass names, and so much more! So prepare your dirty little hearts and minds for the auditory onslaught that is We...
2025-09-082h 23
We Belong DeadEpisode 146Against all odds, and seemingly the will of the dark lord himself, the boys at We Belong Dead are back in the studio! That's right, we've bested the plague, bodily harm, and general exhaustion to get behind the mic again, and now it's your problem. So get ready for the latest (ish) horror news, some groovy tunes, a somewhat contentious Scare Exchange, and so much more as we present to you We Belong Dead 146! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail...
2025-08-252h 54
We Belong DeadWBD: Fresh GraveHello creatures of the night! It's another awkward solo-Lono adventure we call "Fresh Graves"! Contained herein you will find many excuses, a bit-o horror news, a slight personal update, 2 other horror podcasts that are WELL-WORTH your time and ears, along with a peek behind the curtain at some near-future plans for We Belong Dead as we slowly enter the Autumn of our 10th year doing this thing! Hope you enjoy, ignore my awkwardness, and be back here in mere days for We Belong Dead ep. 146!!! PRAISE MOCATA! #Horror #HorrorGeek #HorrorPunk #HorrorLife #Podcasts #HorrorPodcast #WeBelongDeadPodcast #AYearInHorror #FatherMalone #MidnightViewing #MutantFu #MutantFam...
2025-08-1237 min
We Belong DeadEpisode 145Look out, boys and girls, cuz we got a big'un coming through! That's right, it's been a minute since we've recorded, so you're in for an even girthier than usual episode. And it is chock full of goodies like werewolves vs. German shepherds, childhood trauma-inducing animation, Liam Neeson punching carnies, and more Jerry Lee Lewis than you can shake a statutory rape charge at. All that, a double dose of Scare Exchange, and much more await you with We Belong Dead 145! As mentioned in the episode, we encourage you to send your love and well wishes to t...
2025-07-213h 23
We Belong DeadEpisode 144After yet another brief hiatus, your favorite reefer-fueled horror hounds are back in the studio! And this episode is full of Mojo, horror news, a mega sized double Scare Exchange, and much more to sink your teeth into. So get ready, beca use We Belong Dead 144 is comin' atcha! As mentioned in the episode, we encourage you to send your love and well wishes to the wonderful Reggie Bannister at: Reggie Bannister PO Box 4387 Crestline, CA 92325 Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social...
2025-07-013h 01
We Belong DeadRadio: MOJOWell hot damn, it's FINALLY here! Lono has made good on his promise of a tribute to the late last great wildman of American music, the legendary Mojo Nixon! Wrapped around a full Mojo live show he attended in 2001, Lono gives the full story of his short time basking in the crazed shadow of true hero, Mojo! It was a weird, amazing world back then. And for Lono, this was the last honest strange and incredible trip before the world was forever changed. Now Lono doesn't even scratch the surface of the Mojo Nixon story, this is a very...
2025-06-082h 15
We Belong DeadEpisode 143Hell yeah, we are back in the studio, on time and on point! That's right, we are actually on schedule to give you thirsty bitches your regular fix of horror goodness. And we have got all kinds of treats for ya, including a brand new recast AND Scare Exchange! So get cozy and snuggle up to the auditory pleasure known as We Belong Dead 143! As mentioned in the episode, we encourage you to send your love and well wishes to the wonderful Reggie Bannister at: Reggie Bannister PO Box 4387 Crestline, CA 92325
2025-06-022h 54
We Belong DeadEpisode 142Alright kids, you know what time it is. That's right, it's time to listen up as your favorite stoned horror nerds give you some more of that sweet podcasting for your listening pleasure. And this is chock full of goodies like weirdo animated flicks, Tom Atkins being the sexiest muthafucka around, a whole lotta Joe Bob, and the best damn Nancy Grace impression that you've ever heard! So prepare yourselves for a helluva ride and dig into We Belong Dead 142! As mentioned in the episode, we encourage you to send your love and well wishes to the...
2025-05-212h 48
We Belong DeadEpisode 141Welcome back kiddies! The boys are back in the studio to bring you that gooey podcastin' goodness that you need. And it's been awhile since we've done a regular format show, so it's a beefy one filled with things like slimy interdimensional creatures, House of Pain, a metric ton of horror news, and more talk of toast with jam than you'll find on any other horror podcast! So strap in and prepare yourselves for We Belong Dead 141! As mentioned in the episode, we encourage you to send your love and well wishes to the wonderful Reggie Bannister...
2025-04-282h 51
We Belong DeadFresh Grave: The Ian AMAWhat's that? A new Fresh Grave and it's been recorded by *GASP* Ian?!? That's right kiddies, time for your OTHER favorite horror podcaster to take the reins on a solo episode! Though to be fair, it isn't exactly a solo venture, because our brother-in-pod and co-conspirator Paul Waller actually had the inspiration to put this baby together. So get comfy, and listen to the most luscious voice that the British Isles have to offer, as we go through an AMA style interview that really gets into the nitty gritty of what makes Ian the sick bastard that he is. E...
2025-04-1347 min
We Belong DeadEpisode 140Well, it looks like the second time's a charm, kiddies. Praise Mocata, this recording of 140 survived! So come with us as we toast the fallen, catch up on some horror news, plunge the depths of Lono's mind, and rank the newest Scare Exchange since the last shake up. All that and more await you, dear Deaders, so buckle up and enjoy We Belong Dead 140! As mentioned in the episode, we encourage you to send your love and well wishes to the wonderful Reggie Bannister at: Reggie Bannister PO Box 4387 Crestline, CA 92325
2025-03-312h 47
We Belong DeadWBD: Technical Difficulties Fresh GraveHey there hooligans! Lono here, with a rather impromptu Fresh Grave, born out of a technical issue with WBD ep. 140. But worry not, a souped up 140 will be on it's way very soon. So, until then, ya get to hear me ramble through some horror news awkwardly while drowning in pollen, won't that be fun!? Deaders, we love ya, and truly appreciate yer ears, so thank ya for sticking with us. WBD ep. 140 is just around the corner, and it'll be a gollywopper fo sho! #Horror #HorrorGeek #HorrorPunk #HorrorLife #HorrorMovies #Podcasts #HorrorPodcast #WeBelongDeadPodcast #FreshGrave #Lono #Ian #MutantFu #MutantFam #L...
2025-03-2429 min
We Belong DeadEpisode 139We are back in the studio boys and girls, and now it's your problem! And it's been awhile since we've done a regular episode, so this one's a big'un. So let's go on this journey together as we address WAY too many RIPs and a ton of news. Then we delve into some deep Lono thoughts, discuss some flicks that we've recently seen (including some *gasp* new films), and break out a brand new Scare Exchange. So climb on board and let's get into We Belong Dead Episode 139! As mentioned in the episode, we encourage you to s...
2025-03-023h 30
We Belong DeadWe Belong Dead: Scare Exchange Shake-UpIt's time to get shook up, boys and girls! That's right Deaders, it's that time again where Uncle Lono and Ian take a moment and reassess their rankings of their Scare Exchange lists. And now that we're 40 titles deep, you may be shocked at how some of these flicks shimmied up or down the list. We know we were! So get cozy and let's get into it with the We Belong Dead: Scare Exchange Shake-Up! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod...
2025-02-162h 54
We Belong DeadEpisode 138What a helluva start to the new year, dear Deaders. But never fear, once we address the miserable elephant in the room, we get back into the swing of things. We've got tons of news, discuss some awesome movies we've recently seen, a new and surprising Scare Exchange, and an honest to god culinary journey. That and more await you, so prepare yourselves for We Belong Dead 138! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music...
2025-01-203h 08
We Belong DeadEpisode 137It's a Christmas miracle! Because you Deaders have been so nice (or the best kind of naughty, depending on how you look at it), Santa's favorite deranged helpers are back in the studio to give you one last dose of wonderful nonsense before the year's end. So sit back, make sure your Rudolph nose is securely fastened, and enjoy We Belong Dead 137! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you heard on this...
2024-12-222h 07
We Belong Dead31 Days of Halloween Special 2024Freaks! Weirdos! Deaders! Lend us your ears! Well, in typical We Belong Dead fashion, we are releasing our SUPER-SIZED 31 Days of Halloween episode in mid-December, but I hope you'll find that the wait was worth it! Here we do everything from touch on horror classics, to dissect some newer titles in our beloved genre. 70+ films discussed, including our very raw thoughts on a divisive new "game-changer". So please, enjoy this giant special episode of yer 2 favorite horror stoners rambling on before we return to our normal programming with the forthcoming ep. 137! Raise those glasses! Have any questions or c...
2024-12-093h 16
We Belong DeadFrom the Vault: House of 1000 CorpsesCome with us, faithful listeners, as we navigate the depths of the catacombs at We Belong Dead Industries. What have we found in the dusty old store rooms? The feature spotlight episode of House of 1,000 Corpses! We figured that it'd be a good companion episode for this year's Spookfuckular. So settle in, and get a blast from the far off time of 2018, back when we actually did things like preparation and research. And keep your eyes and ears peeled for the upcoming (and timely as ever) 31 Days of Halloween 2024! Have any questions or comments for us? Send...
2024-11-172h 18
We Belong DeadHalloween Spookfuckular 2024It's the first weekend in November, so you know what time it is. That's right kiddies, it's time to get cozy with your coolest bad influence uncles, Lono and Ian, and dig into the Halloween Spookfuckular 2024! This year we've got a helluva double feature commentary for two of the best Halloween flicks out there: House of 1,000 Corpses and Murder Party! So settle in and let's end this Spooky Season with a bang! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And...
2024-11-033h 09
We Belong DeadEpisode 136They doubted us. They said it couldn't be done. But oh you dear Deaders, we are back in the studio to give you the demented content that you crave! It's gonna be a slightly different one this time around though, as we had to forgo a couple of our normal segments in preparation for our 31 Days of Halloween 2024 episode. But don't fret! We've still got the news coverage, sweet tunage, Scare Exchanges, and a singular recommendation from Ian that must be seen to be believed! All that and more await you, so hop down of your cross (we could...
2024-10-272h 14
We Belong DeadEpisode 135After a much too long absence, we have belly crawled out of the muck and mire that life has thrown at us recently to get back in the studio. That's right, the reefer-fueled ramblings from your favorite horror nerds are back in a big bad way. You know what coming atcha: News! Random, Andy Rooney-esque observations! Groovy tunes! Movie discussions! And a big, sloppy double dose of the ole Scare Exchange! So strap in kiddies, because WBD 135 is gonna be a bumpy fuckin' ride. Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our s...
2024-10-132h 29
We Belong DeadEpisode 134We are back in the studio boils and ghouls, so you know what you're in for! That's right, we've got all the horror news that our inside sources (Bloody Disgusting) can compile, some top-tier Rando Lono, a ton of flicks that we watched, a double dose of Scare Exchange, and so much more! So strap in and get ready for We Belong Dead 134! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you heard on this...
2024-09-192h 50
We Belong DeadEpisode 133After our brief commentary-ridden departure, we are back in the studio for business as usual. That's right, this episode is chock full of horror news (especially for you gamers out there), a ton of stuff that we watched, and even more ramblings from Rando Lono than normal. Add to that a brand spankin' new Scare Exchange and some electrifying tunes, and we've got one helluva show for ya with We Belong Dead 133! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And...
2024-08-262h 44
We Belong DeadWBD PRESENTS - Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next GenerationWell folks, we've been threatening to do this for awhile, and the boys at We Belong Dead always make good on their threats. That's right, it's time to get sweaty and weird as we present to you the best commentary track that two horror lovin' stoners could produce for Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation! Come along for the ride as we delve deep into this wonderfully weirdo flick where almost no questions are answered, even more are raised, but at least we'll have a blast along the way. Alright alright alright, indeed! Have any questions or comments for u...
2024-08-111h 55
We Belong DeadEpisode 132It's time for a chill one, folks. The world is burning (both figuratively and literally), we're all kinda wiped out, and Jason Blum is still making horror movies. So this one's gonna be a bit more laid back. But don't you worry, because we're still hittin' ya with horror news, some Rando Lono, discussion on recently watched films including some *GASP* modern releases, and a surprisingly civil Scare Exchange. So get cozy, spark a bone, and let's all go on this journey that we call We Belong Dead 132! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us...
2024-07-282h 28
We Belong DeadEpisode 131After a brief break, the fellas at We Belong Dead are back to bring you the Stoney horror goodness that you so fervently crave! It's been a tough few weeks for the genre, as many icons have fallen. But once we give them their due, we switch gears and give you the news, anti-USPS rants, Danzig-helmed disasters, some super groovy tunes and a double dose of Scare Exchange! All that and more await you, so dive on in to We Belong Dead 131! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media...
2024-07-162h 45
We Belong DeadEpisode 130Hope you Deaders are ready, because it's about to get fuckin' weird in here! That's right, the best horror lovin' stoners in the podcasting biz are back to bring you a heaping helping of auditory delights. So strap in, and pray to the Old Gods that you're prepared for We Belong Dead 130! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead...
2024-06-232h 12
We Belong DeadWBD Presents: Dude, Where's My Room? Episode 6As with all journeys, this one has come to an end, fellow Object hunters. But hoo boy, what an ending it is! In the series finale, the Occupant is found, Ruber becomes a god (?), reunions are had, and Kreutzfeld starts blastin! Some questions are answered, and (perhaps a frustrating amount of) new ones are posed. Among all of this, the gang at We Belong Dead hope you enjoyed going on this adventure with us. And be sure to keep an eye out on our main show and social medias to find out what show we tackle next! ...
2024-06-1252 min
We Belong DeadEpisode 129Good gravy, boys and girls, do we have a show for you! This episode, Lono and a podcasting punch drunk Ian hit the ground running to give you the latest in horror news, talk about some super solid movie viewings, and have a refreshingly fun Scare Exchange. All that and more await, so y'all better prepare yourselves for We Belong Dead 129! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any...
2024-06-102h 43
We Belong DeadWBD Presents: Dude, Where's My Room? Episode 5Kreutzfeld is back baby! That's right, on this episode, the least and most interesting characters on this show come together as Joe and Karl join forces to track down The Vault. Or was it The Crypt? Either way, things get weird as many more objects are brought into play and true motivations are revealed. Also, Ruber has well and truly lost his damn mind. All that and more await you as you once again step inside the mystical motel with Dude, Where's My Room? Episode 5! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to...
2024-05-3044 min
We Belong DeadEpisode 128After a brief hiatus, we are back in the studio to feed you ravenous Deaders the content that you so desperately crave! We flew a little too close to the sun last episode, so the universe smacked us down with some heavy hitter RIPs this time around. But once we get that nasty business wrapped up, we've got an episode full up to the gills with horror news, some ponderings from the Grand Poobah Lono, a ton of movies that we recently watched, some extra groovy tunes, and a hefty double dose of Scare Exchange! All that and so...
2024-05-282h 42
We Belong DeadWBD Presents: Dude, Where's My Room? Episode 4And we are back to spend even more time in the most magical of shitty motels, with The Lost Room - Episode 4: The Box! In this segment, Wally and Joe go ghost hunting, uglies are dramatically bumped, Ruber has a religious experience, and Kevin Pollack is sorely missed. All that and more await you, so dive on into Dude, Where's My Room Episode 4! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you heard on this...
2024-05-0836 min
We Belong DeadEpisode 127Oh lawd do we have a hullabaloo in store for you, dear Deaders! That's right, it's that time again for your favorite stoner sultans of swing to hit the studio and give you the horror-centric goodness that you so crave. So strap in as we delve into such topics as insufferable Instagram "personalities", our fumbling of the oh so sensitive AI debate, Ian discovers what horror movies you absolutely should and should not be stoned for, a brand spankin new Scare Exchange, and so much more for We Belong Dead 127! Have any questions or comments for us...
2024-05-062h 10
We Belong DeadEpisode 58 Re-Release Imagine if you will, a time before the pandemic and lockdown, more importantly, a time before Halloween 2018 was released. Masks weren't a mandate, and Michael Myers' return was simply a trailer giving us all hope for the best. Well, with this re-release of ep. 58, we travel back to that time, 2018, to revisit a We Belong Dead Spotlight Episode, as a companion piece to Paul Waller's 1995 pt. 2 episode, in which he and Lono discuss Clive Barker's Lord of Illusions. In this episode of We Belong Dead, Lono and Ian took a deep dive into the film, and give a glimpse of h...
2024-05-032h 03
We Belong DeadWBD: Late Night Fresh GraveLono here! Wanna hear me ramble on about how incredible Late Night with the Devil is? Well, this is the Fresh Grave for you! Made spectacularly by the Cairnes Bros., with a killer cast led by the masterful David Dastmalchian, Late Night with the Devil left me in quite a spooky haze. Hear all about it here and now with this brand new Fresh Grave! #Horror #HorrorGeek #HorrorPunk #HorrorLife #HorrorMovies #Podcasts #HorrorPodcast #WeBelongDeadPodcast #LateNightWithTheDevil #NightOwls #JackDelroy #TalkShow #Satan #Cult #MutantFam #Shudder #Love
2024-05-0237 min
We Belong DeadWBD Presents: Out of Focus With Tony Episode 1Welcome, dearest Deaders, to a brand-new series! Lono here, to introduce you all to Tony, and his charmingly demented ramblings about our beloved genre. In this incredibly fun pilot episode, Tony introduces himself and his unique approach to horror. From video stores and those glorious VHS covers, to classics that stick with you for life, Tony has ya covered! So, fire up a joint, and have those munchies ready, as we start our journey, spending a bit of time, not always in focus, but always cozy, on the couch in the basement, and totally Out Of Focus with Tony!
2024-04-1939 min
We Belong DeadWBD Presents: Dude, Where's My Room? Episode 3Hoo boy, what a ride! This episode we get more of that sweet, sweet Kevin Pollak goodness, learn more about The Legion/Order/Whatever Else, Ruber is sweepy and straight up sets a guy on fire, and we get the raddest firefight ever seen that revolves around a hair comb. All of that and so much more awaits you on Dude, Where's My Room! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you heard on...
2024-04-1641 min
We Belong DeadEpisode 126It's time to get weird, kiddies. But that's what you came here for, right? This episode, we get a bit unhinged (and by "we", I mostly mean Lono) as we talk horror news, Ian's recent travels, Lynchian strangeness, The Last Drive In and the correct way to make grilled cheese sandwiches, and Lono takes a turn as your favorite stoner Andy Rooney. Add to that a very polarizing Scare Exchange, and you've got one helluva ride ahead of you with We Belong Dead 126! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social...
2024-04-152h 10
We Belong DeadWBD Presents: Dude, Where's My Room? Episode 2: The ClockCome along with us, dear listeners, as we delve deeper into the mysteries of The Lost Room. In this episode, shadowy organizations are revealed, Weasels are stripped, impenetrable fortresses are penetrated, and friends become enemies who become murderers. All that and so much more on Episode 2 of Dude, Where's My Room? Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you heard on this episode, check out We Belong Dead Tunes Playlist on Spotify!
2024-04-0439 min
We Belong DeadEpisode 125Your favorite horror nerds are back in the studio to provide you with the auditory nourishment that you crave! We've got horror news, some especially groovy tunes, a plethora of crew questions, and so much more. So gird your loins, sweet Deaders, and get ready for We Belong Dead 125! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify!
2024-04-022h 04
We Belong DeadWBD Presents: Dude, Where's My Room? Episode 1Imagine, if you will, a sketchy motel room that is seemingly outside the parameters of what we consider "real" or "logical". Next, imagine that you had a key that could open any door and take you straight to said room. That's where we kick off our journey into the underseen gem from the early aughts, The Lost Room! Travel along with us via either YouTube viewing or DVD, and if not, we hope that it's a fun ride with us as your guide anyway. So buckle up, and join us for the first episode of Dude, Where's My Room!
2024-03-2039 min
We Belong DeadEpisode 124Howdy boys and girls, and welcome back to the bowels of the bunker! We hope you're ready to join us as we go on another adventure into the madcap and the macabre, because this episode is a doozy! We've got Tinglers, 14 hour space epics, psycho-sexual religious zealots, and ex pimps - turned angsty PIs - turned shitty painters. All that and so much more await you in this fiasco known as We Belong Dead 124! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail...
2024-03-182h 34
We Belong DeadWBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 14: RejectionWelcome to another installment from the Secretary's Secret Lair. It is a concept as old as time. What once meant potential death, can now just feel like impending dome for most. I'm talking about the inevitable, Rejection. It comes from many directions but it doesn't mean our fate. I explore four movies that represent the theme of Rejection. I combine 1931s Frankenstein and 1935s Bride of Frankenstein. Then I move on to Midsommar and end with The Love Witch. So do not fear we will tackle this together.
2024-03-041h 47
We Belong DeadEpisode 123Try as it might, life just cannot keep an incredibly okay podcast down. That's right kiddies, after multiple reschedulings, your favorite reefer-fueled horror junkies are back in the studio! We start off celebrating the life of some real heavy hitters who we've lost recently, then dive head first right into the good stuff. Topics like classic Hammer actors, allegorical movies starring a diabolical Kiefer Sutherland, Rhea Ripley's…assets, and the evil of podcasting ads. All of that and so much more awaits, so strap on in and prepare yourself for We Belong Dead 123! Have any questions or co...
2024-02-272h 51
We Belong DeadWBD: Top 5 Fresh GraveHere's a silly little something to tide ya'll over until WBD ep. 123 drops (SOON!). Lono FINALLY narrows down an already narrow list of horror flicks released last year into a pocket-sized top 5 list! Put it in ya! #Horror #HorrorGeek #HorrorPunk #Top5 #2023 #Podcasts #HorrorPodcast #WeBelongDeadPodcast #FreshGraves #Renfield #SuitableFlesh #Brooklyn45 #OnyxTheFortuitousAndTheTalismanOfSouls #EvilDeadRise MutantFam Love
2024-02-2342 min
We Belong DeadEpisode 122And we are back! That's right, after weeks of forced rescheduling due to work, weather, and the dreaded covid, your favorite hosts have returned to give you a dose of reefer-fueled spooky goodness that you so desperately crave. We've got everything you could ask for: months old horror news, discussions on recent watches of horror flicks both classic and new, the woe that comes with picking the wrong green candies, and a full revisit of our Scare Exchange rankings. So buckle up buttercups, because WBD 122 is gonna be a helluva ride! Have any questions or comments for...
2024-01-303h 21
We Belong DeadWBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 13: Evil KidsThe Secretary's Secret Lair is back with an appropriate 13th episode. This month we explore Evil Kids centered around biological, nurture and environmental theories. The movies that best give us an example of these are The Bad Seed (1956), Alice Sweet Alice (1974) and Who Can Kill a Child aka Island of the Damn (1976). Are these children at fault for their behavior or just merely innocent by standards paying the price of adults? Link in bio and highlight under SSL Podcast or can be found under most platforms under @webelongdead and don't forget to give my bosses a listen while you are there, bec...
2024-01-281h 35
We Belong DeadWBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 12: AgencyHappy Holidays and New Year. I made it just under the wire to bring you a holiday episode. This month I am focusing on the three, some of my favorite Christmas movies. The first being the greatest in my humble opinion, 1974's Black Christmas, followed by Silent Night (2021) and ending with the most fun I have had all year with a, 2023's Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talismans of Souls. What do all these movies share besides the season? Well I dig into that in the psychology segment where I discus Agency. So cozy up with a warm drink of...
2023-12-311h 07
We Belong DeadEpisode 121Well it's Christmastime, and your favorite jolly elves at We Belong Dead have decided to give you kids a present: Episode 121! Whether you see it as a gift for good behavior or a punishment for being naughty , that's up to you. Either way, it's better than socks from Grammy, right? Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on...
2023-12-232h 34
We Belong DeadWBD: Scrooged Fresh GraveSimply put, in this Fresh Grave, Lono rambles on about the greatest Christmas movie ever made, Scrooged! #WeBelongDeadPodcast #Podcasts #HorrorPodcast #Horror #HorrorG eek #HorrorPunk #HorrorLife #Christmas #Movies #BillMurray #RichardDonner #MichaelODonoghue #FrancisXavierCross #Scrooged #MutantFam #Love
2023-12-2047 min
We Belong Dead31 Days of Halloween Special 2023Well, it's early December, and you know what that means. That's right, it's time to present the 31 Days of Halloween 2023! This year's edition is a certified monster, with a ton of new-to-us flicks, old comfort staples, and what some might consider a ludicrous amount of double and triple features. So settle in kiddos, because this is gonna be a helluva ride! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any...
2023-12-032h 50
We Belong DeadWBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 11: Inside the LairIn this special episode, I get flipped up and turned around as I invite my boss, Lono from We Belong Dead into my secret lair. Even though Mr. Lono and I have corresponded for a couple years, this is the first time we have spoken virtual face to face. Lono takes the rings and we kick back discussing horror through his many questions to allow the listeners to get to know me a little better. You know how I love structure, but that is only because I do my pod solo. So this is...
2023-12-011h 57
We Belong DeadEpisode 120Greetings from the bunker, oh loyal listeners! Hope you had the spookiest of Halloweens this year, and we are back in the studio for your listening pleasure. This episode has got it all: horror news, 80s wrestling, super gay pirates, crew questions, and a brand new Scare Exchange! And that's just a taste of what's in store for you, so get cozy and dig in to We Belong Dead 120! And for the love of Christ, YES we can hear you Clem Fandango! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media...
2023-11-122h 25
We Belong DeadSpookfuckular 2023Hope you Halloweenies had the best spooky season possible! And what better way to end the season than with a Spookfuckular? This year we picked a couple of gems from the Visual Vengeance catalog: Moonchild and Slaughter Day! Not gonna lie to ya, this one is a bit of an endurance test, but we believe in you. So strap in, fire up your favorite SOV player, and enjoy We Belong Dead's Spookfuckular 2023! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And...
2023-11-012h 52
We Belong DeadWBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 10: PossessionHappy Holiday, your secretary has another unnerving episode for you this month. I examine three possession movies by giving you the history of the true story behind the first two, The Exorcist and The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Then we drift away from Catholicism to explore Judaism approach of possession and exorcism in Demon (2015). In the psychology segment I discuss the skepticism reasons from the medical field while exploring culture approaches and the historical creation of exorcism rights. Unsheathe your cynicism and allow your 'sexy' secretary to open the paranormal doors into hell.
2023-10-281h 30
We Belong DeadWBD: Halloween Fresh GraveHow about an hour-long treat this spooky season from yer weird Uncle Lono! Listen as he rambles on and on and gets more and more annoyed as he takes a truly shallow dive into the entire Halloween film franchise! The good (Thank you, Mr. Carpenter!), the bad (H20 means WATER!), and the very ugly (I'm lookin' at YOU Mr. Gordon Green)! It's definitely a journey to hell and Haddonfield! Grab this SPECIAL episode anywhere podcasts live! Enjoy the ride! #Halloween #HalloweenFranchise #HalloweenMovies #JohnCarpenter #RobZombie #Horror #HorrorMovies #HorrorLife #HorrorGeek #HorrorPodcast #Podcasts #WeBelongDeadPodcast #HappyHalloween #MichaelMyers #LaurieStrode #JamieLloyd #DrLoomis #MutantFam #Love #FreshGraves
2023-10-271h 09
We Belong DeadEpisode 119And just like that, we're back on track! Feels good to be back in the studio so soon, and Bo Diddley do we have a treat in store for you. Once we give our respects to some heavy hitters who have recently departed, we discuss a good bit of horror news, go into our Friday the 13th shenanigans, play some tunes from a couple of newly discovered bands, and have a Scare Exchange that's guaranteed to shock you. We also attempt to predict the answer to one of life's biggest questions: would Lono enjoy cottage cheese? All that and...
2023-10-152h 50
We Belong DeadEpisode 118You'd think that for someone who's been doing this podcasting gig as long as we have, we'd be better at staying on schedule. Yet again, life reared it's ugly, pustule laden head and fucked us up! But we are fresh outta the studio to provide you with the hilarious, reefer-hazed content that you so crave. We've got horror news, Happy Tree Friends references, Ian's grueling journey through the Howling franchise as well as his newest horror reading recommendation, a double dose of Scare Exchange, and so much more! So buckle up kids, it's time for We Belong Dead 118!
2023-10-022h 56
We Belong DeadWBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 9: NunsploitationWelcome my servants, it is your Mother Superior and I just recorded another episode In the Secretary's Secret Lair. I discus Nunsploitation and four movies. The first is The Nun and the Devil, then The True Story of the Nun of Monza, followed by a great Japanaese Nunsploitation, School of the Holy Beast. Lastly, the movie that started it all, The Devils. Some of these films ar e based on history, and I will tell you their stories. In the psychology break I discus Spiritual abuse, coercive control and sexual repression. So settle down and come join me a...
2023-09-251h 16
We Belong DeadEpisode 117Admit it, you've missed us. At least a little bit, right? Well, apologies for playing hard to get lately, but hopefully we're past this hump of random life shit getting in the way of our studio time. That being said, we have got a helluva show for you this week! Once we get past the sad, but hopefully cathartic, heavy hitter RIPs, we have got plenty of goodies in store for you. We discuss new stoner food concoctions, actual magicians and the celebs who are scared of em, surprisingly delicious grocery store chicken salad, and so much more! Oh...
2023-09-103h 14
We Belong DeadWBD: JBB Fresh GraveAhoy freaks! I know, I know, where the hell is WBD ep. 117??? Well, it's been delayed to this weekend due to unforseen circumstances. Fear not, megasode 117 is right around the corner! So, to bridge that grimey little gap, Captain Lono is here to give ya a sneak peak into the next full episode! BUT, the main focus of this Fresh Grave is our Lord and Savior, Joe Bob Briggs, and the upcoming Shudder specials we have to look forward to VERY soon! So, please, accept my apologies, and I hope you enjoy this voyage into yet another WBD: Fresh...
2023-09-0722 min
We Belong DeadWBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 8: Existential CrisisHello, It's the secretary here taking over the write up again. I'm not nearly as clever as my boss but here goes. In episode 8 I discuss The Fly (1986), Halley (2012) and Thanatomorphose (2012). On the surface all three films involve a protagonist facing decomposition and deterioration. But these films are more than superficial body horror. They are all faced at one point with loneliness and an existential crisis with mortality and their place in the world. So come join me as we burrow into these three self-reflective movies.
2023-08-2157 min
We Belong DeadWBD: Head Cheese Fresh GraveTo honor the 50-year anniversary of the "event" that gave birth to the greatest horror film of all-time, Uncle Lono has thrown all 9 movies from the franchise into a crock pot, and slow-cooked them fuckers for this rushed, raw, and ragged dispatch! Here for yer listening pleasure, Lono awkwardly unleashes his thoughts on each entry! "Looks like I've fallen apart on ya, honey..." -LG #WeBelongDeadPodcast #FreshGraves #TheTexasChainSawMassacre #TheTexasChainsawMassacrePart2 #LeatherfaceTheTexasChainsawMassacre3 #TexasChainsawMassacreTheNextGeneration #TheTexasChainsawMassacre #TheTexasChainsawMassacreTheBeginning #TexasChainsaw3D #Leatherface #TexasChainsawMassacre #TobeHooper #Horror #HorrorPodcast #HorrorPunk #HorrorGeek #HorrorLife #WobeGooperLives #MutantFam #Love
2023-08-1945 min
We Belong DeadEpisode 116Hold on to your britches, loyal Deaders, because you've got a "Giant-Size Man-Thing" of an episode comin' atcha! We are delving deep into some nonsense that is too varied to lay out here, but we think you're gonna dig it. But this one is indeed a doozy, so properly prepare yourselves for We Belong Dead: Episode 116! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the...
2023-08-133h 10
We Belong DeadWBD: Venture Bros. Fresh GraveGo Team Lono! Welcome Deaders, to a new fiasco Ian and I are launching. We've re-branded the We Belong Dead: Fresh Graves format in order to give you, our lovers, more content! It's all explained in this pilot episode. And speaking of this here episode, ya get 20 or so minutes of me (Lono) rambling on about the brand new Venture Bros. movie, Radiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heart, SPOILER FREE! So spark up a number and hang out with me for a bit, as I babble stony about some things Venture. Got any questions about The Venture...
2023-07-2925 min
We Belong DeadWBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 7: DesperationHello, It's the secretary here taking over the write up since I am getting this out a little late in the month. I discuss The Strangers, Mandy and A Serbian Film. All three films share some similarities but the theme I pulled out and will discuss further in the psychology portion, is desperation. I'm sure we all have experienced this one way or another and it has compelled us to do things that we may be embarrassed of once we gain clarity as in one of our films but it also has the power...
2023-07-2751 min
We Belong DeadEpisode 115We are back in the studio kiddos, so listen up and prepare yourselves for another (almost) lethal dose of We Belong Dead! We know you were worried about us not putting out content due to the strikes, but we decided to put our film careers on hold to give you more of the reefer-fueled content that you so desperately crave. So sit in your comfiest chair, pull out your favorite paraphernalia, and enjoy We Belong Dead 115! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at...
2023-07-232h 46
We Belong DeadEpisode 114We have got a beefy one for you this week, ya buncha mongrels! There's a ton of horror-ific news, some new release views to talk about, a double dose of Scare Exchange, and so much more. So prepare your loins for We Belong Dead 114! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify! And don't forget...
2023-07-032h 31
We Belong DeadWBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 6: FetishismIt is in the devilish Secretary's nature to push our limits, to test how far we are willing to gaze into the abyss of our beloved genre, even when the abyss may repulse us, or sting our souls with the perverse truths that sometimes spill forth. It is in this spirit that she gets to work on this episode's 4 dark celluloid cadavers celebrating Fetishism. Russ Meyer's iconic Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, is the true cherry to start this one, then it's all downhill, we're off to Tokyo for some true, unnerving Decadence, back to America for some quirky carplay...
2023-06-241h 28
We Belong DeadEpisode 113We are back in the swing of things, and oodelally are you in for it, loyal listeners. That's right, the WBD boys are all hopped up on reefer, energy drinks, and the death of Pat Robertson, so you know it's gonna be a good one! So get comfy, settle in, and prepare thyselves for We Belong Dead 113! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out...
2023-06-112h 10
We Belong DeadWBD Summer Kickoff Double FeatureAre you ready for the summer? Are you ready for the sunshine? Are you ready for the craziest goddamn regatta you've ever seen? Are you ready for Chainsaw and Dave? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then oh boy do we have a treat for you! That's right, it's the We Belong Dead Summer Kickoff Double Feature! For this episode, the WBD Boys get together for Ian's first viewing of the amazing 80s summertime flicks, One Crazy Summer and Summer School. And man oh man, does it get weird. So throw on your tackiest Hawaiian shirt...
2023-05-281h 03
We Belong DeadWBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 5: Mothers You wicked fiends just cannot stay away from The Secretary's cold, eerily inviting marble slabs, can you? Well, here at the end of May, Angela is celebrating MOTHERS in the Secret Lair. Starting with M.O.M.: Mothers Of Monsters, peeling on to Pyewacket, and suturing things up with the little sicky called Excision! It's another gruesome trio from your favorite ghastly gorgeous curator, The Secretary! Proudly brought to you by @webelongdeadpod Industries...#Horror #HorrorGeek #HorrorGhoul #HorrorLife #HorrorPunk # HorrorPodcast #Podcasts #WeBelongDeadPodcast #TheSecretarysSecretLair #Mothers #MOM #MothersOfMonsters #Pyewacket #Excision #MutantFam #Love
2023-05-251h 08
We Belong DeadEpisode 112Hey there kiddies! We hope you're ready, because the boys of We Belong Dead are going back to their roots and have completed a very late night recording this week. And let me tell ya, things get….weird. Along with the regular shenanigans that you've come to expect, we take the time to answer some of life's more important questions. Such as, does drinking gin actually make you fancy? Is Nic Cage the best Dracula ever? What's the gayest thing Lono has ever done? Why isn't Ian smoking weed again? Is Pat Healy actually the most adorable man in al...
2023-05-152h 21
We Belong DeadEpisode 111Never fear boys and girls, your favorite reefer-fueled horror fanatics are back at it with We Belong Dead! This palindrome episode is packed full of goodness such as: The triumphant return of Joe Bob Briggs Several new movie experiences for the WBD boys Unflattering celebrity lookalikes Pee Wee Herman in places that you didn't expect Pee Wee Herman to be Fucked up kid's cartoons A double dose of Scare Exchange All that and much more await you, so come along and experience the fiasco that is We Belong Dead Episode 111! Have any questions or...
2023-05-012h 37
We Belong DeadWBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 4: SnuffYou sick little beasties just can't get enough can you? Well The Secretary welcomes you back into her morgue theatre, deep within the cattacombs of We Belong Dead Studios, where you shuffle forward to find a good seat, as this month she adds a fourth film to her grand guinol performance. But be warned, she tackles the celluloid autopsy of one of the most contrversial genres in 4-parts, SNUFF! Grab yer popcorn, and prepare to revel in the gory psyschosis, as the secretary plunges her scalpel deep into the psyche of these nasty little flicks...Enjoy! #Horror #HorrorGeek #HorrorGhoul...
2023-04-191h 18
We Belong DeadEpisode 110Hey there you lovely buncha Deaders, we are back to our regularly scheduled programming with episode 110! After all the hard work we put into the April Fool's day episode, we were stoked to get back into the studio for a touch of normalcy. That said, we've got an episode chock full of weirdo cinema and music from the 90s, oft overlooked films by giants of the genre, shout out some listener mail, and even a brand spanking new segment! That's right, on this episode we premier Overdue on Blu, where we discuss titles that haven't been given the HD t...
2023-04-092h 08
We Belong DeadWe Belong Dead: April Fool's Day Special Happy April Fool's Day you silly little degenerates! We know it's technically a day late, but we decided at the last minute to do a very special episode this year to commemorate the holiday. This episode, we shine a spotlight on our favorite tricksters, puppetmasters, and maniacal masterminds! Everyone from Phibes to Pennywise is included, so dive in and enjoy! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other...
2023-04-021h 06
We Belong DeadEpisode 109After a very brief hiatus, we are back to give you the hilariously perverse content that you gremlins have come to crave. And boy is it a doozy! We've got wacky werewolves, we've got the genius of Mojo Nixon, we've got amazing movie meccas and the terrible financial repercussions that follow, we've got our not so sympathetic feelings toward the end of an artistic era, and we've got a double dose of Scare Exchange! All of that and more, plus we answer the age old question: what happens when you have no money to pay your studly plumber?
2023-03-262h 45
We Belong DeadWBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 3: GuiltWelcome back you ghoulish fiends. This month's episode finds our mesmerizing host, Angela in her custom-made, underground gothic mortuary. In front of her, 3 gorgeously creepy, cold, marble examination tables. And on these slabs we find the remains of the 3 latest films to undergo her special form of psychological autopsy. It is a gruesome site this month, as she is tackling the dirty little subject of guilt, and how it pours from these celluloid cadavers. Not for the squeamish, always for the strange, take a seat in the viewing gallery, and enjoy the show! #Horror #HorrorGeek #HorrorGhoul #HorrorLife #HorrorPunk # HorrorPodcast...
2023-03-211h 14
We Belong DeadWe Belong Dead Presents: The Kindred Korner, Episode 4Go ahead and let those bloody tears flow, as today is a sorrowful day indeed. For today we reach the inevitable conclusion of our journey, with Chapter 4 of Kindred Korner! This special series has given us a lot to love and a lot to laugh at, with various peaks and valleys. But overall, we had a blast putting it together and hopefully you had just as much fun listening to it. So join us one final time in raising a toast to the Masquerade, may it never be broken! Have any questions or comments for us? Send...
2023-03-081h 06
We Belong DeadEpisode 108Lawdy lawdy, have we got a barn burner of an episode for you! We've got the normal goodies that you've come to expect, plus some mega sized Scare Exchange content! That's right, we have now exchanged 20 flicks and decided it was time to re-assess our current rankings. And some of these shake 'em ups will shock and amaze! On top of that, we've some damn interesting choices for the newest swap. All that and much more, for We Belong Dead 108! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or...
2023-03-052h 02
We Belong DeadWe Belong Dead Presents: The Kindred Korner, Episode 3Come with us, weary travelers, as we journey to a far away land. A land filled with dark creatures of savage form and macabre intentions. A land known to those who dare to visit it as…..San Francisco? And we are back again to guide you through the world of the Kindred! In this chapter, we are dissecting episodes 5 and 6, where there's more non-consensual fangings, rock and roll cliche' fuckbois, and more romantic drama than an episode of Melrose Place. Also, Eddie Fiori is back to try to take the throne and you can be sure that he...
2023-02-2257 min
We Belong DeadEpisode 107As the wonderful Fleshtones once said, it "feels good to feel". And you know what else feels good? Getting back into the swing of things, creating top(ish) tier content for you lovable deviants! And boy howdy, do we have a show for you today! We've got tons of news and Lono's Rando Thoughts, some great and surprisingly philosophical crew questions, an emotionally fueled Scare Exchange, and possibly the best/worst werewolf movie of all time! So strap in, adjust your wolfman suit made of shag carpeting, and come along for the ride that is We Belong Dead Episode 107!...
2023-02-192h 19
We Belong DeadWBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 2: Dysfunctional Love So, you've tasted blood, and here you are, back in Horrorghoul Angela's lair, craving more. Lucky for you, The Secretary has compiled 3 of the most dysfunctional love stories in horror cinema, to satisfy your disturbing little needs. A dirty little tale of desire from down under, a bloody, sexy Korean film, and an underground batshit classick from right here in the US! All 3 of these flicks go under Angela's microscope, as she dissects each one psychologically, while hopefully tantalizing you into checking out a few titles that you perhaps overlooked, at the root of each one, love. Highly dysfunctional, but...
2023-02-1337 min
We Belong DeadWe Belong Dead Presents: The Kindred Korner, Episode 2Come with us, weary travelers, as we journey to a far away land. A land filled with dark creatures of savage form and macabre intentions. A land known to those who dare to visit it as…..San Francisco? And you thought this was just a one time deal?!? You didn't think we'd take something as important as Kindred: The Embraced so lightly, did you? Of course, we are back to see this thing through to the bitter end! And you don't want to miss this episode as it's chock full of things like weirdly stalker-ish heroes, child abdu...
2023-02-0850 min
We Belong DeadEpisode 106It has been far too long, but we are FINALLY back in the studio and crafting the best goddamn content that we can for our wonderful, degenerate listeners! We've got a ton of (probably outdated) news, a new sponsor/horror nerd mecca to discuss, tons of great flicks to dissect, and a double dose of Scare Exchange. All that and more, so buckle up and come along for the ride on the newest installment of We Belong Dead! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us...
2023-02-062h 20
We Belong DeadTobe Hooper TributeWell, you know the old saying: when Ian is away the Lono will play! And by "play" we of course mean stay up all night feverishly working like a crazed madman to splice together one helluva episode. That's right, our dearly departed all-father Tobe Hooper recently had a birthday, so Lono set to work making the best tribute episode we could muster! We've got clips from our previous tributes, spotlights by the likes of Mr. Joe Bob Briggs (including a bit or two from our own interview with the man), and much more! So sit back, relax, and try...
2023-01-303h 34
We Belong DeadFrom the Vault: Spider BabyOk boys and girls, bad news first. Due to sudden illness and subsequently conflicting schedules, your favorite stoned horror nerds aren't gonna be in the studio for a couple of weeks. But never fear, that doesn't mean we're gonna deprive you of the quality entertainment that you've come to expect! So on to the good news: You're in for a treat with one of our favorite blasts from the past, with a very special Vault Episode! And it's got everything you need: Lon Chaney Jr., spooky old mansions, a young Sud Haig, weird sexual tension, and possibly...
2023-01-222h 07
We Belong DeadWBD Presents: The Secretary's Secret Lair (Episode 1)(To be read as Vincent Price) Well hello there, dear listener. It seems as though while perusing the film canisters in the We Belong Dead cinema vault, you stumbled upon the secret reel (which is, of course, that Criswell/Wood classic from 1965, and a personal favorite of Lono, Orgy of the Dead!) that, when pulled out just enough, opens the hidden staircase that leads you here...deep into the catacombs of We Belong Dead Industries, where you find the most seductive member of the WBD staff. The Horrorghoul herself, Secretary of the Dead, Angela, with this, the premiere...
2023-01-1540 min
We Belong DeadWe Belong Dead Presents: The Kindred Korner, Episode 1Come with us, weary travelers, as we journey to a far away land. A land filled with dark creatures of savage form and macabre intentions. A land known to those who dare to visit it as…..San Francisco? That's right, loyal listeners, we are proud to present our new mini series: The Kindred Korner! What started as a jest between aged horror nerds has come to fruition, and we are here to break down this somewhat obscure, very 90s gem of horror television one episode at a time! So sit back and enjoy the ride, and find ou...
2023-01-111h 08
We Belong DeadEpisode 105Well, it's 2023, and so far it mostly just feels like the same ol' 2022 bullshit. But don't fret, as your favorite stoner horror geeks are here to help you ring in the new year! And this episode we've got all kinds of goodies to fill your dirty little ears with. We've got weirdo Santa movies! We've got new fruit discoveries! We've got Ween! We've got a Scare Exchange that may very well break Lono's brain! And we've got some big announcements for what to look forward to this year from WBD Industries Inc. So buckle up and enjoy We Belong D...
2023-01-081h 30
We Belong DeadEpisode 104Merry Christmas to you from the dirtiest of Santas at We Belong Dead!!! We are so happy to give the gift of pod to you deranged kiddies this Christmas Eve. And ho ho ho boy do we have something special for you to stuff in your stocking this year. We've got news, some top Christmas horror lists, a rather weirdly intense round of the Scare Exchange, and the official announcement of our newest special series Kindred Korner! So huddle up by the fire and open up this Christmas gift a day early. Don't worry, we won't tell your Mommy...
2022-12-242h 31
We Belong DeadEpisode 103And we are back! After a short holiday/post 31 Days break, we have resumed doing the Dark Lord's work and are excited to bring you down with us! And we've got a lot to catch up on with news, listener emails, watchlists, and the unholy randomness of Lono's brain. All of that, a double duty Scare Exchange, and much more await you on this new episode of We Belong Dead. Enjoy! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if...
2022-12-052h 39
We Belong Dead31 Days of Halloween Special 2022Welcome back kiddies! Long time listeners know what they're in for with this episode, where Ian and Lono break down their daily horror intake for the month of October. That's right, no news, no bits, no crew questions! Just two horror lovin reefer maniacs going over the collective 60+ flicks that rotted their brains all month, and a couple groovy tunes to help it all go down smoothly. So sit down, shaddup, and enjoy the ride! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod...
2022-11-142h 51