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Lord Johnlander3.07 Rec(ommendation)-lander
In this week’s episode, “Rec(ommendation)-lander” Pan and Beth cover 708, “Turning Point.” We kick off the Lord Johnlander season 3 finale with a detailed list of alternate show recommendations from Beth to get you through Droughtlander. Pan is predictably unhelpful in that regard, but continues to multiship like a depraved lunatic.
Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented FaerieChild.
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2023-08-1646 minLord Johnlander3.06 Talk Nerdy to MeIn this week’s episode, “Talk Nerdy to Me,” Pan and Beth cover 707, “A Practical Guide for Time Travelers.” We break down the major turning point in William’s character arc, Beth nerds out about history, and Pan has to take a few moments to process this week’s sexiest scene.
Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented FaerieChild.
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2023-08-0243 minLord Johnlander3.05 Manifest ItThis episode includes sensitive topics that some listeners may find triggering. Listener discretion is advised. A variety of support resources are available in the US by calling 988, or visiting SAMHSA.gov from most anywhere.
In this week’s episode, “Manifest It” Pan and Beth cover 705, “Singapore” and 706 “Where the Waters Meet.” We discuss the finer points of swamp-ass as it pertains to the weather patterns on the eastern seaboard of the United States. Beth shares a cool anecdote and swoons over William, and to no one’s surprise, Pan is salty..
The fic recs this week are Prodiga...
2023-07-2648 minLord Johnlander3.04 Lord EllesmerelanderIn this week’s episode, “Lord Ellesmerelander,” Pan and Beth cover 704, “A Most Uncomfortable Woman.” This is the (Outlander) episode Beth has been waiting for. And if you’re like Pan and you’re already confused by the wobbly timeline, this is the (Lord Johnlander) episode you’ve been waiting for too.
Here’s that EPA article about different kinds of wetlands in the US.
And here’s the wiki page for the Great Dismal Swamp.
Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented FaerieChild.
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2023-07-1250 minLord Johnlander3.03 Big BangsIn this week’s episode, “Big Bangs” Pan and Beth cover 703, “Death, Be Not Proud.” It’s a lousy bingo week, and we’re mostly trying to figure out what the heck is going on with this plot.
Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr).
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2023-07-0539 minLord Johnlander3.02 I Wish I Knew How to Quit YouWarning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised.
Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer.
In this week’s episode, “I Wish I Knew How to Quit You” Pan and Beth cover 702, “The Happiest Place on Earth.” Beth rethinks her position on last week’s opening scene in light of this one; Pan really wants you to write Jamie...
2023-06-2837 minLord Johnlander3.01 Two Crones with MicrophonesSPOILER WARNING FOR SEASON 7!
In this week’s episode, “Two Crones with Microphones,” Pan and Beth cover 701, “A Life Well Lost.” Lord John didn’t even have screen time this week, but this is Lord Johnlander, so you can’t tell that by listening to us. Pan is back to stirring the pot and Beth tries some deep breathing exercises to deal with the horror.
Play bingo with us!
The fic rec this week is “The Art of of Not Grieving Alone” by iihappydaysii & MistressPandora
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2023-06-2145 minLord Johnlander2.14 And They Were RoommatesIn this week’s episode, “And They Were Roommates,” Pan and Beth celebrate the end of season 2 with all the nerding and shenanigans you could want. Gay monarchs? Check. Calling out historians for being homophobes? Check. A very serious discussion into the philosophical and aesthetic principles of standing cocks? You betcha.
Pre-emptive correction: Beth mistakenly said that Louis XV was the grandson of Louis XIV. In fact, he was his great-grandson. Louis XIV, known as the Sun King, reigned for 72 years and 110 days, and outlived his son and two grandsons, leaving his 5 year old great grandson, Louis, Duke o...
2023-03-031h 14Lord Johnlander2.13 Dragonfly in PretzelThis episode includes sensitive topics that some listeners may find triggering. Listener discretion is advised. A variety of support resources are available in the US by calling 988, or visiting SAMHSA.gov from most anywhere.
In this week’s episode, “Dragonfly in Pretzel,” Pan and Beth cover 213, “Dragonfly in Amber.” Beth tries to teach Pan the Latin word for “killing your uncle” (it goes about as well as you expect); we discuss why all of Jamie’s children have daddy issues; and Pan prepares to defend Roger’s honor to the death.
The fic rec this week is “It Was Al...
2023-02-241h 17Lord Johnlander2.12 Prince Charlie's Milky ThighThis episode includes sensitive topics that some listeners may find triggering. Listener discretion is advised. A variety of support resources are available in the US by calling 988, or visiting SAMHSA.gov from most anywhere.
In this week’s episode, “Prince Charlie’s Milky Thigh” Ness, Pan and Beth cover 2.12, “The Hail Mary.” We beat up on Claire’s sorry excuse for an apology and then peel back the layers on the villains we love to hate, because priorities. Fair warning: we use more than one sports analogy this episode. No, we don’t know why either.
The fic rec th...
2023-02-171h 09Lord Johnlander2.11 Confirmation (Bias) Is MineWarning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised.
Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer.
In this week’s episode, “Confirmation (Bias) Is Mine” Pan and Beth cover 211, “Vengeance is Mine.” Beth uncovers the secret to successfully invading England, Pan picks up Dougal fangirling duties, and we debate the relative merit of self-sacrifice as Clamie’s go-to defensive st...
2023-02-101h 09Lord Johnlander2.10 Pissed in PansIn this week’s episode, “Pissed in Pans” Pan and Beth talk with Ness about episode 210, “Prestonpans.” We have a riveting discussion about the fine line between war chief and unhinged madman; interrogate the inherent eroticism of peeing in jars; and (completely unrelated to the previous statement) pour one out for our man Angus.
The fic rec this week is May He Rest in Pieces by geekinthepink
The bonus (Supernatural, not Outlander!) fic that Pan recommended is All In a Night’s Work by Unforth.
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2023-02-031h 13Lord Johnlander2.09 Lord JohnlanderIn this week’s episode, “Lord Johnlander” Ash joins Pan and Beth to cover 209, “Jes Suis Prest.” This is the one we’ve REALLY been waiting for! Lord John may only be on screen for about five minutes, but you better believe we spend a solid hour talking about him. And Beth has some really cool history facts too.
The fic rec this week is What It Is to Love Her, by iihappydaysii (Ash) and MistressPandora
Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr).
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2023-01-271h 38Lord Johnlander2.08 Laughing Our Heads OffIn this week’s episode, “Laughing Our Heads Off,” Pan and Beth cover 208, “The Fox’s Lair.” We imagine what planning a Fraser/Grey wedding would be like, geek out about the real Lord Lovat, and lament the ONE SCENE from the book we all wanted to see for this episode and were cheated.
Here’s that wiki article Pan rambled about.
No fic rec this week, but we’d love to promote your faves!
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Lord Johnlander2.07 The One with All the Bad ThingsWarning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised.
Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer.
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In this week’s episode, “The One with All the Bad Things” Pan and Beth cover 207, “Faith.” It’s an understandably salty, yet unusuall...
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Lord Johnlander2.06 An Unexpected RantingWarning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised.
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In this week’s episode, “An Unexpected Ranting” Pan and Beth cover 206, “Best Laid Schemes.” We started off already salty and bring up some fandom-related current events, then try to figure out how much time has actually passed in Paris so far. But hey! A...
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Lord Johnlander2.05 Unlikely AgreementIn this week’s episode, “Unlikely Agreement” Ness joins Pan and Beth to complain about 205, “Untimely Resurrection.” Ness made the mistake of binging three Paris episodes at once, and Beth and Pan agree that Claire is just The Worst this episode.
The fic rec this week is Le Suppliante by kittyperpetua
Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr).
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Lord Johnlander2.04 Amateur HourWarning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised.
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In this week’s episode, “Amateur Hour” Pan and Beth cover 204, “La Dame Blanche.” We also chat season 7 cast and predictions, take a look at Jamie’s coming out monologue, and FINALLY get to talk about a dinner party we actually like.
The fi...
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Lord Johnlander2.03 Even the Characters Are BoredWarning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised.
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In this week’s episode, “Even the Characters Are Bored,” Pan and Beth cover 203, “Useful Occupations and Deceptions.” Pan struggles to pronounce anything French (sorry), Beth records from a phone booth, and we do our level best to keep these bored characters entertaini...
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Lord Johnlander2.02 The One with All the WeeniesIn this week’s episode, Pan, Beth, Ness cover episode 202, “Not in Scotland Anymore” Join us as Ness gushes about her favorite character, Pan discusses her historical sex toy research, and Beth finds a way to talk about how much she hates “The Search” again (seriously Beth, let it go).
Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised.
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2022-10-141h 46Lord Johnlander(Special) Let’s Talk About NYCC 2022Surprise! In this special episode of Lord Johnlander Beth and Pan talk about Beth’s experience at New York ComicCon, seeing the Outlander panels, and the best part of the entire weekend. We mention a link to a video, which you can find on Twitter and Tumblr. (Remember, all opinions expressed are our own, and we're not affiliated with ComicCon either.)
Don’t worry, we’re still posting our regularly scheduled episode on Friday!
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Lord Johnlander2.01 Through a Glass, TipsyIn this week’s episode, “Through a Glass, Tipsy” Pan and Beth cover 2.01, “Through a Glass, Darkly.” Beth is back on her Frank-hate-train, Pan forgets to silence her phone, and we gush over Minnie and Hal’s love story because it’s the best in the series.
There’s no fic rec this week, but if you tag us on social media with a rec for this episode, we’ll share it!
We want to hear from you! Send us questions, comments, or fic recs, and we might read them on the air.
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Lord Johnlander1.17 One More for the RoadIn this week’s episode, “One More for the Road,” Pan and Beth take listener questions for the first time ever (and even answer a few)! We reflect on our first season coming to an end and give Lord Johnlander a proper send-off until season 2, which is to say, we make up a bunch of shit on the fly and fumble our way through some heinous fic vibes.
We mentioned a bunch of fics this week! The “official” fic recs are: Ewig Mein by BeccaFK8 and A Thousand Ships: A Tale by James Fraser by JRC10
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Lord Johnlander1.16 A Very Special EpisodeWarning: This episode contains in-depth discussion of sexual violence. Listener discretion is strongly advised.
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In this week’s episode, “A Very Special Episode” Pan and Beth have a long, serious discussion about episodes 1.15 and 1.16, “Wentworth Prison” and “To Ransom a Man’s Soul.” The tone of this week’s episode is very different from the rest of the season. Rather than our usual she...
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Lord Johnlander1.15 All Filler, No KillerIn this week’s episode, “All Filler, No Killer,” Pan and Beth talk about both “The Watch” and “The Search,” mostly because Beth claimed she would die if she had to spend an entire episode talking about “The Search.” We get a little meta about the futility of time travel, musical paradoxes, and Claire's revelation that other people love Jamie too.
The fic rec this week is Prodigal Son by JeSuisPrest
Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr).
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2022-09-091h 15
Lord Johnlander1.14 Jamie's Hot Girl SummerWarning: This episode contains mentions of sexual violence. Listener discretion is advised.
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In this week’s episode, “Jamie’s Hot Girl Summer,” Pan and Beth discuss episode 1.12 “Lallybroch.” We break down Jamie’s status as the original himbo, side with Jenny, and still find ways to talk about John a lot.
The fic rec this week is Open to Interpretat...
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Lord Johnlander1.13 Ned Gowan, Shenanigans SlayerIn this week’s episode, “Ned Gowan, Shenanigans Slayer.” Pan and Beth discuss the Devil’s Mark and say goodbye to Ned, who won’t make another appearance until season 3. We also talk witch trial history, late 90s movies, and Stephen King. If you listen closely, you’ll hear us mentioning the episode now and again, too.
The fic rec this week is Love is a Three-Edged Sword by Angstosaur
Check out the podcast “Unobscured.” Season 1 is about the Salem Witch Trials.
Find 11/22/63 by Stephen King’s at your local independent bookstore.
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Lord Johnlander1.12 Full English BreakfastWarning:This episode contains mentions of sexual violence. Listener discretion is advised.
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In this week’s episode, “Full English Breakfast” Ness joins Pan and Beth again as we discuss “By the Pricking of My Thumbs" and… eggplants. Like a lot of eggplant.
The fic rec this week is It’s Not a Duel by iihappydaysii
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Lord Johnlander1.11 The Ranting - Part 2Warning: In this episode we discuss domestic and sexual violence. Listener discretion is advised.
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Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer.
In this week’s episode, “The Ranting, Part 2,” Ness j...
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Lord Johnlander1.10 The Ranting - Part 1Warning: In this episode we discuss domestic and sexual violence. Listener discretion is advised.
If you have been affected by domestic violence, there are resources to help! You can call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) or visit the website to chat anonymously with a trained volunteer.
Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer.
The tenth episode of the Lord Johnlander podcast...
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Lord Johnlander1.09 Of Swords, Sausage, and SporransIn this week’s episode, “Of Swords, Sausage, and Sporrans,” Pan and Beth try unsuccessfully to stop making references to Jamie’s sporran sausage as we delve into important topics like Ned’s pistol, Frank’s mini-club, and John’s sword-wielding abilities. We may even talk about episode 108 a little bit too!
The fic rec this week is In the Eye of a Hurricane by allmylovesatonce
Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr).
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Lord Johnlander1.08 Three Weddings and a BrothelIn this week’s episode, “Three Weddings and a Brothel,” Pan and Beth descend into complete chaos as we discuss the canon and semi-canon weddings of Jamie, Claire, and Lord John. Beth goes off on a tangent about female pleasure, Pan rants about The Scottish Prisoner, and somehow we pull the whole thing together by the end using scrap paper and glue sticks.
Before you listen, make sure you check out our pre-reading assignment, an early draft of Lord John’s proposal to Claire.
The fic rec this week is Every Impossible Move by JeSuisPrest
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Lord Johnlander1.07 Do Not EatIn this episode @geekinthefuschiahair (tumblr) joins JeSuisPrest and Pan again to discuss episode 106, The Garrison Commander. This week, Pan wants to watch Jack Randall implode, JeSuisPrest explains what a bottle episode is, and Ness has never stanned Dougal harder.
The fic rec this week is Beg For It by MistressPandora
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2022-07-081h 17
Lord Johnlander1.06 Rant - Part 2In this episode @geekinthefuschiahair (tumblr) / @KaiserBun87 (twitter) joins JeSuisPrest and Pan to continue their episode 1.05 rant from last week. Pan gets pissed off at Claire again, JeSuisPrest challenges Willie-haters to a duel, and Ness still stans Dougal.
The fic rec this week is Die for This Kingdom by MistressPandora
Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr).
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2022-07-011h 18
Lord Johnlander1.05 Rant - Part 1In this episode GeekInThePink joins JeSuitPrest and Pan for a jam-packed half hour of really intense Dougal ranting, the launch of a hot new rarepair ship you never considered, and the formation of the official Jeremy Foster fan club.
No fic rec this week because this is the first half of an unintentional two-part episode.
Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr).
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Lord Johnlander1.04 A Gathering of Boars and BadgersIn this episode we get surprisingly serious on issues of loyalty and faith, JeSuisPrest has to work extra hard to come up with bad things to say about Frank, and Pan thinks Jamie smells like horse shit.The fic rec for this episode is: On Our Lips, Begin & Tell, by JRC10 Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr).This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.
2022-06-171h 20Lord Johnlander1.03 The WingmanIn this episode, JeSuitPrest explains how Lord John is the Giving Tree, Pan makes shit up as she goes, and we agree that Father Bain has a very punchable face.Clarification from last week: In modern American terms, the procurator fiscal is a little like a district attorney. You can read more about it here.The fic recs for this episode are: Spite the Devil by JeSuisPrest and Comfortable in his Skin by MistressPandoraTheme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr).This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.
2022-06-101h 12Lord Johnlander1.02 Get Out of Jail FreeIn this episode, we take you through episode 1.02 “Castle Leoch.” We answer the question, “Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?” and debate what constitutes “in the neighborhood.” Plus Pan finds an excuse to put penises on a spreadsheet and Je Suis Prest disparages Claire’s land navigation skills.And here’s an extra treat for you: Last week we talked about the way redcoat uniforms in Outlander differed in color from real life. We have photographic evidence! See below.The fic rec for this episode is: Second Wife by BetweenScenesTheme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Tr...
2022-06-0358 minLord Johnlander1.01 Cursed Ship AhoyIn this episode, we kick off our Outlander series rewatch with episode 1.01 "Sassenach." We'll answer the questions on everyone's minds: What in the holy hell is this mess??? and So what's Lord John up to right now? Plus, we take a deep dive into the mind of Frank Randall, Pan says some not-nice things about Hal, and JeSuisPrest recites a sonnet to Sam Heughan's impressive range of heart eyes.
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