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We're Talking ShiftEp. 90: Most end up on the streets and/or in prison. How did Rob Scheer manage to turn the pain of his past into the noblest of purposes?Rob Scheer tells his heartbreaking story about how, against all odds, his abusive childhood became the catalyst for his life’s purpose.Loree talks with Rob about his decision to “go rogue” in a manner most people wouldn’t consider as rogue, but how doing so freed him from a past that continued to negatively affect his wellbeing and future.When finally fulfilling his life-long dream of becoming a father, Rob discovered that foster kids still show up to homes the same way he did over 30 years ago — with their meager belongings in a trash bag. Mortified...
2020-07-151h 08
We're Talking ShiftEp. 90: Most end up on the streets and/or in prison. How did Rob Scheer manage to turn the pain of his past into the noblest of purposes?Rob Scheer tells his heartbreaking story about how, against all odds, his abusive childhood became the catalyst for his life’s purpose.Loree talks with Rob about his decision to “go rogue” in a manner most people wouldn’t consider as rogue, but how doing so freed him from a past that continued to negatively affect his wellbeing and future.When finally fulfilling his life-long dream of becoming a father, Rob discovered that foster kids still show up to homes the same way he did over 30 years ago — with their meager belongings in a trash bag. Mortified...
2020-07-151h 08
A Very Hallmark ChristmasMemories of ChristmasIt's the final episode of Season 2 of A Very Hallmark Christmas! Loree is joined by special guest Joseph Cohen to break down the typical run-of-the-mill holiday extravaganza "Memories of Christmas." Some highlights from a little town a couple of hours north of Detroit: boxes of money on porches, apple cider donuts, and a confusing marshmallow flirtation game.
2018-12-311h 10
A Very Hallmark ChristmasA Midnight KissLoree is joined by special guest Kayla Young to discuss "A Midnight Kiss," suspect seafood orders, and giant champagne inflatables. Plus, David's intense mansplaining and Mia's veil of perma-sadness.
2018-12-3056 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasA Christmas for the BooksLoree is joined by special guests Gabe Wohl and Dan Lattanzi to discuss "A Christmas for the Books." Serious questions include: is Joanna 20 or 50? Does Ted's reimagining of a famous Hamlet line ring true to the source material? Will Dell ever find true love with some spreadsheets? Is there such a thing as like at first sight? Let's get nutcrackin'!
2018-12-291h 11
A Very Hallmark ChristmasNorthern Lights of ChristmasLoree is joined by special guest (and former boss!) Tara Mastrelli to discuss "Northern Lights of Christmas." The two talk potentially magical reindeer, a curious coat switch, and Zoey's dubious financial decisions. Plus, a love letter that angers Loree to her core.
2018-12-261h 18
A Very Hallmark ChristmasWhen Calls the Heart: The Greatest Christmas BlessingLoree invites back to the show frequent guest Rob Bricken to talk about "When Calls the Heart: The Greatest Christmas Blessing." Rob didn't watch the movie!
2018-12-2646 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasChristmas Bells are RingingIt's the first-ever "A Very Hallmark Christmas" cross-pod! Loree is joined by Mark and Jess of Hallmark and Jess (psst–find them on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts) to discuss "Christmas Bells are Ringing." The team digs into photo opps in Cape Cod, Mike's citywide "Elf on a Shelf" project, and sadistic work-related competitions. Plus, a deep dive into Happy the Dog and Happy the Cat.
2018-12-251h 07
A Very Hallmark ChristmasChristmas at Grand ValleyLoree is joined by special guest Tim Ward to discuss this year's Danica McKellar-starrer, "Christmas at Grand Valley." Select hot topics on the pod include: the Grand Valley school system, Cousin Mike's lightning hot chemistry with literally everyone, and the state of the art scene in Chicago.
2018-12-2556 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasChristmas Made to OrderLoree is joined by Jake Jarvis to discuss "Christmas Made to Order" and the logistics of sustaining a full-time, year-round holiday decorating business. Plus, the wisdom of ditching pre-med to pursue singing dreams in Utah and how Gretchen might decide to use her professional talents for West Virginia Day.
2018-12-2442 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasJingle Around the ClockBrandi Bradley and Jamie Lynn Crofts join Loree to break down "Jingle Around the Clock." The team discusses college friends, illicit elevator hand-holding, and whether or not Jared Kushner did the honorable thing by stepping aside to give Elle a real shot for the job.
2018-12-231h 08
A Very Hallmark ChristmasA Gingerbread RomanceLoree invites longtime friend Jessica Brown on to the pod to discuss "A Gingerbread Romance." Loree and Jessica dig into the logistics and costs of a 10-day-long gingerbread baking contest, the tension in all those movie-ending face-mushes, and whether Hallmark's aim for diversity is hitting the mark. Plus, fashion commentary (berets and scarves!) and J. Brown offers a new entry into the holiday lexicon: "Hallmark blue balls."
2018-12-221h 12
A Very Hallmark ChristmasTime for Me to Come Home for ChristmasLoree is joined by "A Very Hallmark Christmas" veteran guests Cara Stewart and Courtney Ham to discuss a film based off of a book based off of a song. Loree resists all attempts by the guests to turn the show into a Blake Shelton conspiracy theory podcast. Plus, the necessity (or lack thereof) of flirting in Hallmark movies.
2018-12-171h 04
A Very Hallmark ChristmasWelcome to ChristmasLoree and Rob dig into "Welcome to Christmas," the heartwarming story of a small town begging a large corporate developer to rob it of its charm. Learn more about Annie, the hometown goth teen that loves A Christmas Carol, and Rachel, the refreshingly upfront local who is willing to go scorched earth to get Madeline out of town.
2018-12-1055 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasHomegrown ChristmasAnother week, another former couple having to come together to plan the local high school's Christmas dance. Join Loree and Rob to discuss "Homegrown Christmas," Maddie's less admirable qualities, and one bananas cookie swap scene. Plus, negotiating a salary upon your return to the family business.
2018-12-0955 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasOnce Upon A Christmas MiracleJoin Loree and Rob to dig into "Once Upon A Christmas Miracle," a Hallmark Movies and Mysteries flick that doesn't play by the rules. Aimee Teegarden sells the hell out of some otherwise cheesy lines, and Chris may be the most saintly Hallmark leading man yet.
2018-12-0747 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasChristmas WonderlandOnly 15 movies to go! Join Loree and Rob to discuss "Winter Wonderland," a very confusing NYC art gallery, and their respective middle and high school dance experiences. Plus, a thrilling keynote at the National Realtor Convention.
2018-12-0449 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasA Majestic ChristmasIt's a very short "A Very Hallmark Christmas." Join Loree and Rob for a visit to Briar Falls and the Majestic Theater. This time, evil comes not in the form of condos but as a multiplex, and grassroots organizer Barry steals the show with his campaign to save the historic building. Plus, the scariest snowman in the Hallmark Cinematic Universe.
2018-12-0335 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasMingle All the WayJust days off of the #Emotions12 gauntlet, Loree and Rob settle back in for "Mingle All the Way." Join them for a discussion about Jen Lilley's off-the-charts likability, the terrible-ness of Molly's mom, and how Jeff turns from jerk to perfect gentleman.
2018-12-021h 01
A Very Hallmark ChristmasA Godwink ChristmasHoo boy. Loree and Rob sit down to discuss "A Godwink Christmas." This lengthy episode dives deep into what exactly qualifies as a "godwink." Plus, carousels, a surprise boyfriend visit, and some more Wings content. Fly Sandpiper Air!
2018-11-291h 12
A Very Hallmark ChristmasChristmas on Honeysuckle LaneJoin Rob and Loree for a breakdown of "Christmas on Honeysuckle Lane." Topics featured include Alicia Witt and her amazingly expressive face, Daniel's refreshing sensitivity, and decapitated snowmen. Plus, a Felicity side-podcast.
2018-11-2759 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasA Shoe Addict's ChristmasLoree and Rob are joined by special guest Brett White (just back from Holly Lodge!) to break down all the amazingness of "A Shoe Addict's Christmas." Major talking points: Kristian Bruun, appropriate gala decor, and whether or not Charlie broke Aunt June's leg.
2018-11-261h 09
A Very Hallmark ChristmasChristmas EverlastingLoree and Rob pull out the Kleenex for a discussion of "Christmas Everlasting," this year's Hallmark Hall of Fame tearjerker. Rob has lots of questions about decorating fishing hole huts, and Loree gives context on some of the less-Hallmarky storylines from the source material that didn't make it into the movie. Lots of tears, and lots of quilts for Maeve.
2018-11-251h 05
A Very Hallmark ChristmasPride, Prejudice, and MistletoeLoree and Rob are joined by special guest Katherine Trendacosta to discuss "Pride, Prejudice, and Mistletoe"! Katherine brings some much-needed Pride and Prejudice knowledge to the podcast, and everyone expresses an appropriate level of concern about staffing a swanky charity event with kids from the local youth center.
2018-11-2451 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasReturn to Christmas CreekLoree and Rob are back with hottakes on "Return to Christmas Creek," a celebration of Steven Weber, and an exploration of Hallmark's version of outer space. Plus, Nathan the front desk clerk is officially elevated to the Hallmark Cinematic Universe and Loree and Rob break things up with a mini-Wings podcast.
2018-11-2455 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasChristmas at the PalaceLoree and Rob are joined by special guests Sarah Stewart Holland and Nicholas Holland to discuss "Christmas at the Palace," the Grinch King, and the confusingly chill royal universe in San Senova. Plus, some much-needed context to Katie's traumatic backstory, and what's going on with the world's pettiest constitution.
2018-11-231h 15
A Very Hallmark ChristmasReunited at ChristmasJoin Rob and Loree as they discuss the thoroughly pleasant "Reunited at Christmas." This film breaks a few of the traditional Hallmark rules but still incorporates many of the classics: hot cider, ice skating, and a terrifying grandmother orchestrating a Parent Trap situation from beyond the grave.
2018-11-2251 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasHope at ChristmasLoree and Rob are joined by special guests Aubrey Sparks and Fish Stark to discuss "Hope at Christmas" and the Hopewell-North Carolina-New York metropolitan area. This movie brings the drama, with a Santa Village emergency, some suspect real estate deals, and at least two instances of violence involving Christmas trees.
2018-11-211h 08
A Very Hallmark ChristmasLast Vermont ChristmasLoree and Rob are joined by guests Cara Stewart and Courtney Ham for a very special, very festive "A Very Hallmark Christmas." Cara gives the scoop on what it's really like to work at a Christmas tree farm, and Rob spins an innovative theory about the production of the film. Plus, baffling investment strategies and one perfect snowman.
2018-11-2056 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasChristmas in Evergreen: Letters to SantaLoree and Rob check out "Letters to Santa," the latest installment of the Evergreen anthology series. Join them for a discussion about the return of the festive red truck, the magical snowglobe, and the Chris Kringle Kitchen. Plus, Kevin's horrifying faux pas at the hot cocoa stand and predictions about what lies ahead in Evergreen.
2018-11-1956 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasChristmas at GracelandLoree and Rob welcome special guest Wesley Phelps to help them sort through "Christmas at Graceland." Join in for a discussion about the sad life of Kathy (who definitely doesn't work at Graceland), whether or not Clay is ever intentionally funny, and what's really going down at the worst-run regional bank in Memphis.
2018-11-181h 07
A Very Hallmark ChristmasA Veteran's ChristmasTwo out of two AVHC hosts agree that this is the Hallmark horror film no one was waiting for. Join Loree and Rob to discuss how the small town of Rivers Crossing came together to manipulate an emotionally fragile woman who has just returned from Afghanistan.
2018-11-161h 01
A Very Hallmark ChristmasChristmas in LoveLoree and Rob are joined by special guest Brittany Carowick to discuss "Christmas in Love." Learn more about the small town of White Deer, the potential for a worker-led revolution brewing inside Carlingson Bakery, and some remarkable data about the national market for holiday crafts.
2018-11-121h 06
A Very Hallmark ChristmasIt's Christmas, EveIt's the first 2018 Hallmark film to move Rob to (happy) tears. Join Loree and Rob to discuss "It's Christmas, Eve," which features two likable leads, a very ambitious GoFundMe/Amazon Wishlist project, and yes, some nice holiday tunes.
2018-11-1240 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasMarrying Father ChristmasJoin Loree and Rob as they tackle the latest film in the Father Christmas franchise. Eat some sugar cookies, dissect Miranda's horrible Google skills, and struggle to untangle the labyrinthine knots of the Whitcomb family. Plus, a preview of the next Father Christmas installment.
2018-11-1159 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasRoad to ChristmasAfter some technical difficulties, Loree and Rob are finally here to bring you some piping hot commentary on "Road to Christmas." Starring Child Michael Murray, Jessy Schram, and Not Kathie Lee Gifford, this movie features puppy parties, food supplies fit for a well-appointed apocalypse bunker, and a ghost cougher.
2018-11-0951 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasChristmas JoyIt's tree listenin' time! Join Loree and Rob to discuss Crystal Falls, incorporating mother nature into your holiday party, and, of course, the Cookie Crawl. Plus: employment contracts!
2018-11-0446 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasChristmas at Pemberley ManorLoree and Rob kick off Season 2 with "Christmas at Pemberley Manor." Join them to discuss the ins and outs of event planning, appropriate uses of eminent domain with town holiday festivals, and uncomfortable conversations about coffee. Plus, Hallmark might have already pulled off its boldest move of the season...
2018-10-2850 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasThe Beach HouseLoree and Rob are only about six months behind on seeing the Hallmark Hall of Fame entry "The Beach House," but it's never too late to be begrudgingly charmed by Chad Michael Murray. Come for Andie McDowell's very concerned face; stay for a classic '80s movie villain and an army of adorable baby turtles.
2018-10-2846 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasIntroduction: Season 2Pour yourself a cup of hot chocolate and cozy up in front of that Balsam Hill Christmas tree! It's time for Season 2 of "A Very Hallmark Christmas." That's right: Loree and Rob are back for 37 brand-new, original Hallmark holiday movies. Which rugged men and flustered big city career women will make the cut and join the Hallmark Cinematic Universe in 2018? Tune in to find out.
2018-10-2702 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasYes, I DoIs “Yes I Do” the most bananas Hallmark movie Rob and Loree have ever seen? Yes, It Is.
2018-09-201h 05
A Very Hallmark ChristmasWedding March 4: Something Old, Something NewJack Wagner and Josie Bissett are a sight for sore eyes as Loree and Rob revisit the Wedding March-iverse in “Wedding March 4: Something Old, Something New.” Come for the usual matrimonial madness, and stay for some delightful shockers, including botched apology baked goods, possible insurance fraud, and one of the best Hallmark moments ever.
2018-08-141h 18
A Very Hallmark ChristmasLove at First DanceLoree and Rob return in much peppier moods for "Love at First Dance." Tune in to discuss pond dancing, society weddings, and the Lin-Manuel Miranda of the Hallmark universe. Plus, the most haunting line of dialogue in a Hallmark movie yet: "This is cotillion all over again."
2018-07-121h 00
A Very Hallmark ChristmasThe Perfect Bride: Wedding BellsLoree and Rob return from a hiatus to review "The Perfect Bride: Wedding Bells." Fun fact: This episode is being released approximately two weeks after Loree and Rob watched the movie. The movie caused Loree so much despair that it took almost fourteen days for her to summon the energy and will required to edit the podcast.
2018-07-1257 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasMarrying Mr. DarcyJoin Loree and Rob for an in-depth discussion of "Marrying Mr. Darcy." Get Rob's hot takes on wedding fashion, Loree's thoughts on fakeout marriage proposals, and find out how this Hallmark movie breaks one rom-com rule in a big way.
2018-06-181h 08
A Very Hallmark ChristmasBONUS! Journey Back to ChristmasIt's a very, very special episode of a "A Very Hallmark Christmas." Rob takes a backseat and Loree invites friends Cara, Courtney, and Missy to discuss "Journey Back to Christmas." Tune in for time travel, a highly problematic town (and police force), the hottest chemistry ever before seen in a Hallmark movie, and, of course, possibly the greatest long-con of our time.
2018-06-131h 01
A Very Hallmark ChristmasRoyally Ever AfterAfter a verrrrry long hiatus, Loree and Rob return for "Royally Ever After." Dig in to one of Hallmark's more timely movies, featuring the land of apricot scrub, promise cupcakes, and nap-centric trickery. Plus, listener mail.
2018-05-301h 11
A Very Hallmark ChristmasBONUS! Murder She Baked: A Peach Cobbler MysteryJoin Rob and Loree for an off-the-rails bonus episode of "A Very Hallmark Christmas." Tune in for small town antitrust concerns, the best in baking vanity plates, and very sad conversations with cats. Plus, yes, lots of giggling at cobbler jokes.
2018-04-1757 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasOnce Upon a PrinceJoin Loree and Rob for a trip to Cambria and a recap of "Once Upon a Prince." Meet a hipster prince, and try to figure out just what's happening in the Hallmark universe's version of Europe. Plus, a special Countdown to Christmas announcement!
2018-04-111h 09
A Very Hallmark ChristmasHome for SpringJoin Loree and Rob for a trip to St. Francisville, the hometown of the Hallmark Cinematic Universe's very own Nell. This recap of "Home for Spring" includes a discussion of the pros and cons of itineraries, the necessity of Spam to the average diet, and whether or not Kix Brooks had to audition for his role.
2018-04-031h 04
A Very Hallmark ChristmasRoyal MatchmakerAfter a bit of a break, Loree and Rob come back to discuss the Queen of Hearts, butterfly broaches, and a prince who longs to be a mere blue-collar commoner. Plus, the beginnings of a new team of Hallmark Cinematic Universe heroes: the Defenders.
2018-03-301h 12
A Very Hallmark ChristmasThe Sweetest HeartDive into a world of cupcake porn and endless raw seafood appetizers during Loree and Rob's discussion of "The Sweetest Heart." Plus, the first mention of the Bechdel Test on VHC, personal reflections on promise rings, and why Nate just might be the worst dude yet. And--listener mail!
2018-03-201h 08
A Very Hallmark ChristmasLove, Once and EverIt's time for the Grey Gardens of the Hallmark Cinematic Universe! Join Loree and Rob to discuss the complicated family history of the Wycliffe/Windsor family, the intricate Ocean's 11-level plot taking place in the last third of the movie, how to figure out when you're in London. Plus--can Duncan be both Mr. Right and Frank Lloyd Wrong?
2018-03-131h 09A Very Hallmark ChristmasLove, Once and EverIt's time for the Grey Gardens of the Hallmark Cinematic Universe! Join Loree and Rob to discuss the complicated family history of the Wycliffe/Windsor family, the intricate Ocean's 11-level plot taking place in the last third of the movie, how to figure out when you're in London. Plus--can Duncan be both Mr. Right and Frank Lloyd Wrong?
2018-03-131h 09
A Very Hallmark ChristmasRoyal HeartsJoin Loree and Rob to discuss the numb fever dream that is "Royal Hearts." Featuring the promise ring of proposals and a bow-and-arrow scene that will make you feel all grumbly hateful inside. Plus, horse babies!
2018-02-261h 01
A Very Hallmark ChristmasWedding March 3: Here Comes the BrideJoin Loree and Rob as they try to disentangle the labyrinthine plot of "Wedding March 3: Here Comes the Bride" without the benefit of any context. Plus, elaborate latte art, Olivia's infinite spinsterhood, and one weird sandwich situation.
2018-02-221h 14
A Very Hallmark ChristmasCooking with LoveLoree and Rob cozy up together on Valentine's Day to watch "Cooking with Love." Join them to discuss the cutthroat world of children's reality television, what's in store for Chef Betty, and, of course, the patriarchy--including Jeremy's role as the classic mediocre white man. Plus, listener mail!
2018-02-151h 18
A Very Hallmark ChristmasVery, Very, ValentineJoin Loree and Rob to discuss Very, Very, Valentine--the movie that blows the Hallmark game wide open. There's a legit love triangle, a lot of coffee, and a little bit of Cyrano de Bergerac. Plus, theories on how that ending really plays out after the credits rolled.
2018-02-121h 16
A Very Hallmark ChristmasMy Secret Valentine"The Lake House" meets "Benjamin Button" in the first Hallmark Valentine's Day movie of 2017. Join Loree and Rob to try to figure out just how much the Grange Family Winery is worth, what exactly happened with Chloe's mom and that cuckoo clock, and if ordering a glass of your family's wine at a restaurant is like a rockstar wearing her own band's t-shirt at the concert.
2018-02-041h 02
A Very Hallmark ChristmasWinter's DreamIt's the final entry of The Winterfest Files! Join Rob and Loree to discuss Ty's Amway-style marketing skills, Dean Cain's juggling expertise, and Bliss Valley--the Themyscira of Hallmark ski resorts. Plus, "Winter's Dream" might not have smashed the patriarchy, but it did bump up against it ever so slightly.
2018-01-281h 08
A Very Hallmark ChristmasOne Winter WeekendLoree and Rob return for "One Winter Weekend," the world of competitive bratwurst-garnishing, and some of that fresh Clara Lake powder. Plus, our secondary characters get their own (!!) storyline, and Ben makes for a solid entry into the Hallmark Petulant Man Hall of Fame.
2018-01-211h 12
A Very Hallmark ChristmasFrozen in LoveLoree and Rob break down "Frozen in Love" and talk hockey, Rob's lack of '90s pop culture knowledge, and "The Denver Chronicle." Plus, Janet--the true MVP of the movie and a welcome addition to the Hallmark Cinematic Universe.
2018-01-141h 05
A Very Hallmark ChristmasLove on the SlopesWelcome back to a Very Hallmark Christmas: THE WINTERFEST FILES. With equal parts trepidation and enthusiasm, Loree and Rob decide to give January's movies a go. Join them as they discuss Blarton, that first-class ticket to anywhere, and those amazing adjectives. Plus, what exactly qualifies as an extreme sport?
2018-01-071h 08
A Very Hallmark ChristmasRoyal New Year's EveJoin Loree and Rob for a toast to the final original movie of the Hallmark holiday season! "Royal New Year's Eve" has it all: glorious accents, unnamed European countries and a surprise--but very welcome--return from Mr. Christmas.
2017-12-311h 06
A Very Hallmark ChristmasWhen Calls the Heart: The Christmas Wishing TreeLoree and Rob are joined by SUPER SPECIAL guest (and mom-of-the-show) Greta Stark for a discussion of "When Calls the Heart: The Christmas Wishing Tree." Rosemary tackles the patriarchy, a time-traveling doctor dons an L.L. Bean jacket and fires back on the War on Christmas, and Bill makes some curious eggnog. Plus, the potential for a Deadwood/When Calls the Heart crossover.
2017-12-261h 03
A Very Hallmark ChristmasChristmas GetawayTune in for "Christmas Getaway," Rob's favorite movie so far. Plus, Loree's first Hallmark Hall Pass, Bridget Regan's terrific line delivery, and a (small) challenge to the patriarchy. Want to donate to Loree's fundraiser? Check it out at bggives.org/catsforequaljustice.
2017-12-2449 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasRocky Mountain ChristmasTreat yo'self to a "Rocky Mountain Christmas." Rob engages in a variety of wordplay regarding Treat Williams' name and Loree largely ignores him. Plus, why poor Roy can't catch a break this year, and whether or not Graham is the gold standard for men in Hallmark Christmas movies. Want to donate to Loree's fundraiser? Check it out at bggives.org/catsforequaljustice.
2017-12-231h 03
A Very Hallmark ChristmasChristmas ConnectionThirty-ish movies in, Loree and Rob finally hit a wall and a tense dispute ensues. Aside from an insider look at "A Very Hallmark Marriage," this episode includes "A Christmas Connection," which features an adorable yet cunning child, a columnist with a sweet gig that is not so great at his job, and a truly fantastic Internet search. Want to donate to Loree's fundraiser? Check it out at bggives.org/catsforequaljustice.
2017-12-221h 05
A Very Hallmark ChristmasRomance at Reindeer LodgeWhoo boy. Join Loree and Rob to discuss "Romance at Reindeer Lodge," Jared's broad shoulders, and Molly's very poor airplane etiquette. Plus, Penny's sadness, the unforgivable men of the Hallmark Cinematic Universe, and the logistics of importing reindeer from Canada.
2017-12-1959 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasChristmas Next DoorLoree and Rob chat with special guest Taz Ahmed about "Christmas Next Door," angry wooden Santas, and the tragedy that befell Eric six years ago at Christmas. Plus, the confusing layout of April and Eric's neighborhood, the proper etiquette for compensating the violinist at your dinner table, and a little bit of diversity in a Hallmark film.
2017-12-171h 19
A Very Hallmark ChristmasSharing ChristmasLoree and Rob are joined by Sarah Stewart Holland and Nicholas Holland to discuss "Sharing Christmas" and the story of a mom-and-pop holiday shop . . .that's in a mall . . . in the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Plus, pricing cookie cutters, a 19th century cash register, and the mountain of litigation that Helen can look forward to waking up to on Christmas morning.
2017-12-141h 24
A Very Hallmark ChristmasKaren Kingsbury's Maggie's Christmas MiracleLoree and Rob dig in to "Maggie's Christmas Miracle" and its obsession with the stick figure nuclear family. Plus, the 12 days of Christmas mansplaining and the Pillsbury doughboy finally makes an appearance in the Hallmark Cinematic Universe.
2017-12-1254 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasChristmas EncoreLoree and Rob dig into "Christmas Encore," Maggie Lawson's amazing line readings, and a curious reimagining of "The Christmas Carol."
2017-12-1150 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasThe Christmas CottageLoree and Rob dig back in after a brief break to check out "The Christmas Cottage." Lacey learns to love Christmas more and her career a little less, Ean's best man speech could use some work, and poor Roger can't catch a break. Plus, Rob has his first Hallmark crush! This episode is (not) sponsored by Balsam Hill and Trader Joe's.
2017-12-1057 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasBonus Episode: The Christmas Spirit with Leah Michelle RobertsBonus episode! Rob and Loree take a break from the 2017 Hallmark catalog and go back in time and watch 2013's "The Christmas Spirit," starring Nicolette Sheridan as a hard-nosed journalist who goes into a coma (!) and becomes a spirit (!) with special powers (!). Is one of those powers falling in love? Plus, a super-special and super-fun interview with Leah Michelle Roberts, who played Carmen in "The Christmas Spirit." Tune in for the inside scoop on french fries, screen tests, and all that fake snow.
2017-12-1040 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasMagical Christmas OrnamentsJoin Loree and Rob as they discuss "Magical Christmas Ornaments," Hallmark's biggest marketing play yet, and a very confusing publishing house. Plus, Marie's big swing at the patriarchy, Nate's adorable nerdiness, and the Tucker Max of the Hallmark Cinematic Universe.
2017-12-071h 13
A Very Hallmark ChristmasChristmas in Angel FallsLoree and Rob melt down upon viewing "Christmas in Angel Falls." Join in to discuss angel/protagonist Gabby, aka the Christmas Spirit Terminator, and her relentlessly aggressive approach to selling the residents of Angel Falls on holiday cheer. Plus, Hallmark's War on Christmas, Beau Bridges as a micromanager, and a memorable scene that deserves a (well-lit) gold star.
2017-12-061h 06
A Very Hallmark ChristmasChristmas at Holly LodgeLoree and Rob welcome special guest Brett White to the podcast to dig into the dynamics of a cult that meets up every year over the holidays at Holly Lodge. Plus, Frank the Bank, Nadine's high-level military connections, and some new additions the Hallmark Avengers.
2017-12-041h 16
A Very Hallmark ChristmasChristmas in EvergreenAfter a four-day break, Rob and Loree return to recap "Christmas in Evergreen" with special guests Rachel Firkins and Eli Keel. The tiny Vermont of Evergreen is full of big surprises, including amazing reaction shots, incredibly awkward chuckling, and a magical snow globe that raises some troubling ethical concerns. Plus, Spencer's beautiful office view in D.C.
2017-12-031h 13
A Very Hallmark ChristmasA Joyous ChristmasLoree and Rob go it alone for a viewing of "A Joyous Christmas." They discuss Hallmark's Petulant Man Syndrome, Stuart's terrible press strategies, and how they feel after watching 10 new Hallmark original holiday movies in an as many days.
2017-11-281h 03
A Very Hallmark ChristmasSwitched at ChristmasLoree and Rob are joined by special guest Mandy Helton to discuss Candace Cameron Bure and Candace Cameron Bure in "Switched at Christmas." Listen in for talk on twin shenanigans, the tragedy of Kate's lot in life, and some real talk on the logistics of planning Winter Wonderland.
2017-11-271h 04
A Very Hallmark ChristmasThe Christmas Train, West Coast ViewingLoree and Rob welcome special guest Sean Brenner to take a deep dive into the most notable aspects of "The Christmas Train." Check it out for discussions about Hallmark's marketing strategy, just how far Max Powers' conspiracy goes, and how Tom and Eleanor might recover from the ride of their lives. Plus, picks for the saddest passenger and plans for "The Christmas Train 2: Off the Rails."
2017-11-261h 06
A Very Hallmark ChristmasThe Christmas Train, East Coast ViewingLoree and Rob are joined by special guests Allison Sakich and Jesse Thompson to discuss "The Christmas Train," and its all-star cast of characters. Hop on board to hear all about Max Powers' boundary issues, a very angry chess player, and Rob's overwhelming concern for the passengers in coach.
2017-11-261h 15
A Very Hallmark ChristmasFinding SantaJoin Rob and Loree to discuss "Finding Santa," disappointed dads, and slow dancing at ugly sweater parties. Plus, the intense curriculum at Tom's Santa school and Grace as Green River's femme fatale.
2017-11-2555 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasThe Mistletoe InnLoree and Rob welcome special guest Brandi Bradley to the podcast to discuss "The Mistletoe Inn," whether or not Garth is the worst (he is!) and the many emotions of Kim. Plus, a deep dive into a Hallmark moment that pushes back against the patriarchy.
2017-11-241h 04
A Very Hallmark ChristmasWith Love, ChristmasLoree and Rob welcome special guests Emily and Justin McGill for another rousing entry in this year's round of Hallmark Channel original movies. Tune in to discuss "With Love, Christmas," Donovan's descent from his home planet to earth, and whether or not we needed closure on those snowflake earrings. Plus, Lennie jingles all the way through this recording and Rob still can't get control of his phone.
2017-11-2343 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasA Bramble House ChristmasLoree and Rob return to discuss "The Bramble House Christmas," the most adorable kid yet in the Hallmark Cinematic Universe, and Mabel's many excuses for her broken foot. Plus, a semi-heated debate about whether or not Finn's sins were forgivable, and Rob keeps forgetting to turn his alarm off.
2017-11-2257 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasA Christmas HomecomingLoree and Rob are back for "A Christmas Homecoming." The material is heavy, Loree's emotional journey with the film is fraught, but Amanda's excruciating dismissal of a potential love interest makes it all worth it.
2017-11-2149 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasA Gift to RememberLoree and Rob are back to break down “A Gift to Remember.” Tune in to discuss Darcy’s aspirations to management, Ms. Henley’s arsenal of Christmas decorations, and whether or not it is ever acceptable to quote Dickens. Plus, Rob proposes the most disturbing Hallmark Cinematic Universe theory yet.
2017-11-2057 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasComing Home for ChristmasLoree and Rob Vanderton—yes, of the Virginia Vandertons—return for "Coming Home for Christmas." It's time to talk popcorn garlands, $20 dates, white roses, and yule log desserts.
2017-11-191h 07
A Very Hallmark ChristmasEngaging Father ChristmasIt's a Very Special Episode of a "Very Hallmark Christmas." Loree and Rob welcome Chris Ward to discuss "Engaging Father Christmas." Tune in for cranberry scones, the first legit Hallmark villain of 2017, and discussion of a potential followup movie: "Birthing Father Christmas." Plus, Hallmark movies as self-care and media critiques. Truth and grace reside here.
2017-11-171h 01
A Very Hallmark ChristmasA Song for ChristmasJoin Loree and Rob to break down "A Song for Christmas." In addition to possibly being the first Hallmark original holiday movie this year that takes a stand against the patriarchy, "A Song for Christmas" offers Loree and Rob an excellent opportunity to start staffing the Hallmark Avengers team. Come for yet another Christmas tree farm; stay for Loree's enthusiasm for Chapter 13 bankruptcies!
2017-11-1454 minA Very Hallmark ChristmasA Song for ChristmasJoin Loree and Rob to break down "A Song for Christmas." In addition to possibly being the first Hallmark original holiday movie this year that takes a stand against the patriarchy, "A Song for Christmas" offers Loree and Rob an excellent opportunity to start staffing the Hallmark Avengers team. Come for yet another Christmas tree farm; stay for Loree's enthusiasm for Chapter 13 bankruptcies!
2017-11-1454 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasEnchanted ChristmasLoree and Rob welcome special guest Beth Elderkin to chat "Enchanted Christmas." On tap for discussion: Oliver's shady business deals, the location of the closest airport to Rosemont, and whether or not Taylor and Ricardo's new career opportunity is tied to the fake wedding industry. Plus, the real reason why Grandpa's cookie math stressed Laura out.
2017-11-131h 10
A Very Hallmark ChristmasThe Sweetest ChristmasSometimes life comes down to a girl and her oven. Join Loree and Rob to discuss "The Sweetest Christmas," the importance of protecting the integrity of the American Gingerbread Competition, and why Alex, the most problematic of the Hallmark Cinematic Universe's business boyfriend contingent, probably voted for Jeb Bush in the primaries.
2017-11-121h 06
A Very Hallmark ChristmasChristmas in the AirKris Kringle Climbs Countless Christmas Trees! Join Loree and Rob as they discuss "Christmas in the Air," the story of a professional organizer who helps a man that is very forgetful but not actually disorganized. Get in your focus box, ready your Don Draper toy pitches, and gather your favorite vegetarian holiday recipes. This one's a doozy.
2017-11-0940 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasThe Perfect Christmas PresentLoree and Rob watch their first Hallmark Movies and Mysteries movie of the holiday season and it does not disappoint. Pressing questions to be answered: What really happened in the Great Chicago Fire? Is there a Hallmark shared cinematic universe where Mr. and Miss Christmas co-exist? Finally—how did Tom find that dog?
2017-11-0749 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasMiss ChristmasIt's time to discuss "Miss Christmas"! Join Loree and Rob as they break down the cutthroat corporate culture at Radcliffe, George's bad jokes, and whether or not we should really be rooting for a protagonist who wants to chop down a magnificent evergreen. City folk can stay home.
2017-11-0642 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasChristmas Festival of IceLoree and Rob invite special guest Jamie Lynn Crofts to break down "Christmas Festival of Ice." Join them as they discuss the charming town of Westford, emotional breakups, and if it ever makes sense to leave it all behind for the pro ice sculpting circuit. Plus, the bar exam, fake brothers, and an unlikely feminist hero: Emma's mom.
2017-11-0548 min
A Very Hallmark ChristmasMarry Me at ChristmasLoree and Rob dive into "Marry Me at Christmas," the first original movie of the 2017 Hallmark holiday season. Join them in the charming town of Fool's Gold as they discuss snowball fights, seasonal manspreading, and scandalous explanations for a broken engagement.
2017-10-3043 min