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LowTeaEggs Benoit (The Black Mile)Derek is having a bad day. Phil thinks Scott Peterson could be innocent. Let's have some fun.2025-07-3050 min
LowTeaCzechmate: The Defenestrations of PragueBraut Prots VS Weiner Cats... In this episode, Derek takes Phil on a perilous tumble through Czech history, uncovering how political beef in Prague led—repeatedly—to people being thrown outta windows. From the fiery days of Jan Hus Joplin and the radical Hussites, to the dung-splattered spark that lit the Thirty Years’ War, and finally to a Cold War mystery soaked in suspicion, LowTea gets to the bottom of it...or at least some of it?Enjoy the show? Please support us and get bonus content, including exclusive episodes on Patreon.com/lowteapod. Also, tune in...2025-07-2355 min
LowTeaCarl Tanzler AKA Dr. FrankensimpIt is with a heavy heart that we announce Josh has decided to step away from the show. I will be continuing LowTea with our pal, Pat Phillman. Phil and I have decided to lean into the history format. Please enjoy the show.This week on LowTea: Derek and Phil drag you screaming into the horny, horrifying, absolutely unhinged mind of Carl Tanzler—a delusional radiology tech who said, “Till death do us part?” Nah. “Till rigor mortis, baby.” Tanzler Steals a corpseReplaces her eyes with glass marblesCrafts her...2025-07-1642 min
LowTeaPrimitive HoleJosh’s last wild ride. Enjoy the show? Please support us and get bonus content, including exclusive episodes on Patreon.com/lowteapod. Also, tune into the Mick at Nite livestream every Friday at 6 pm PST on www.youtube.com/@lowteapodShoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan Quiroz - Joseph LaFleur - Joseph Popi- Matty Rat - Deb Vanderghast - Paul Corngreen2025-07-0949 minLowTeaYou're At The Piss Store Asking For Shit, BuddyJosh put his headphones through the wash & we blame the outdoor boys…Enjoy the show? Please support us and get bonus content, including exclusive episodes on Patreon.com/lowteapod. Also, tune into the Mick at Nite livestream every Friday at 6 pm PST on www.youtube.com/@lowteapodShoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan Quiroz - Joseph LaFleur - Joseph Popi- Matty Rat - Deb Vanderghast - Paul Corngreen2025-07-0248 minLowTeaAngel’s Landing StripJosh and Derek discuss potential future topics, Derek wanted to use the pool, Josh learns about Chappaquiddick.Enjoy the show? Please support us and get bonus content, including exclusive episodes on Patreon.com/lowteapod. Also, tune into the Mick at Nite livestream every Friday at 6 pm PST on www.youtube.com/@lowteapodShoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan Quiroz - Joseph LaFleur - Joseph Popi- Matty Rat - Deb Vanderghast - Paul Corngreen2025-06-2548 minLowTeaGoy DivisionDepression, Mount Saint Helens, and George Strait? If you enjoy the show, please support us on Patreon.com/lowteapod and tune into the Mick at Nite livestream every Friday at 6 pm PST. Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan Quiroz - Joseph LaFleur - Joseph Popi- Matty Rat - Deb Vanderghast - Paul Corngreen2025-06-1851 min
LowTeaMeat GazingJosh is congested, there are turkeys in Turkey, Derek's breasts are getting stronger, and Phil has an alarm for potato time. If you enjoy the show, please support us on Patreon.com/lowteapod and tune into the Mick at Nite livestream every Friday at 6 pm PST. Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan Quiroz - Joseph LaFleur - Joseph Popi- Matty Rat - Deb Vanderghast - Paul Corngreen2025-06-1149 min
LowTeaA Decade Of Not CaringJosh and Derek debate serving sizes, discover some disturbing facts about RFK JR, and learn a little bit about history. If you enjoy the show, please support us on Patreon.com/lowteapod and tune into the Mick at Nite livestream every Friday at 6 pm PST. Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan Quiroz - Joseph LaFleur - Joseph Popi- Matty Rat - Deb Vanderghast - Paul Corngreen2025-06-041h 01LowTeaField Finch (With Philllthy)Lewis & Clark ate dog meat…a lot.Phil doesn’t know the plural for foot?Strap in, this one’s a doozy. If you like the show, please support us on Patreon.com/lowteapod and tune into the livestream every friday at 6 pm PST. Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan Quiroz - Joseph LaFleur - Joseph Popi- Matty Rat - Deb Vanderghast - Paul Corngreen2025-05-281h 01LowTeaThe Northern CuckTake it from us, get a hobby and earn your dessert. If you like the show, please support us on Patreon.com/lowteapod and tune into the livestream every friday at 6 pm PST. Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan Quiroz - Joseph LaFleur - Joseph Popi- Matty Rat - Deb Vanderghast - Paul Corngreen2025-05-2137 min
LowTeaTwisted ZeaEver wondered about the history of Walmart? Or whether their employees could conquer the known world? Tune in, patriot. (Derek is realllyyy sorry about most of the things he said. He’s still growing and learning) If you like the show, please support us on Patreon.com/lowteapod and tune into the livestream every friday at 5:30pm PST. Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan "Pure Primal Energy" Quiroz - Joseph (Juggalo) LaFleur - Christopher Glasky- Ma...2025-05-0753 minLowTeaMy Monsters Inc.This is a classic patreon ep we recorded while Josh was in Panama. We will be back to your regularly scheduled learning next week. If you like the show, please support us on Patreon and tune into the livestream every friday at 5:30pm PST. Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan "Pure Primal Energy" Quiroz - Joseph (Juggalo) LaFleur - Christopher Glaskywww.patreon.com/lowteapod2025-04-3038 min
LowTeaHella DecentAnother classic Ep with more "on this day in history" facts. Are you sick of these yet? Too bad, we like em. So, set your beer in the center console and put your learning caps on...also rate us on Spotify and apple pods, 5 stars.Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan "Pure Primal Energy" Quiroz - Joseph (Juggalo) LaFleur - Christopher Glasky2025-04-2333 minLowTeaNot Necessarily FunnyThe boys hop into the time machine (a riced out civic) to learn what happened on that day in history. We shouldn't have to say it…but murder is bad and we both don't like it…at all. Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Pods for Pete’s sake.Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan "Pure Primal Energy" Quiroz - Joseph (Juggalo) LaFleur 2025-04-1647 minLowTeaPavlov’s FurryDerek is depressed, magnet fishing is for white nerds, furries should exclusively eat Mr beast feastables.Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan "Pure Primal Energy" Quiroz - Joseph (Juggalo) LaFleur 2025-04-0947 minLowTeaWater Off A Gay Duck’s Back (with Ben Avery)Bens back fresh out the sauna. We do a little on this day in history, Ben calls us short, and then we watch porn for a bit. We're sorry. Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan "Pure Primal Energy" Quiroz - Joseph (Juggalo) LaFleur - Rolon962025-04-0252 minLowTeaNapoleon BlownapartNapoleon was actually pretty tall (and gay). Where were you when Kobe died?Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan "Pure Primal Energy" Quiroz - Joseph (Juggalo) LaFleur - Rolon962025-03-2641 minLowTeaNaan-chucksThe fellas daydream of witnessing tragedies of times past. Do you know how easy it would be for an octopus to sieg heil? Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan "Pure Primal Energy" Quiroz - Joseph (Juggalo) LaFleur - Rolon962025-03-1936 minLowTeaLittle Big Panic AttackJosh had a seizure, Derek had a panic attack. Weed sucks, grow up. Want more LowTea injected into your veins? Want to see the video for this episode? Head over to Patreon.com/lowteapod & sign up for one of our affordably priced tiers. Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan "Pure Primal Energy" Quiroz - Joseph (Juggalo) LaFleur - Rolon962025-03-1250 minLowTeaGlock-Tuah (with Jace Avery)Jace is back to talk about guns, drugs and suicide pods. Go listen to Lemon Party, it's alot better than this. (@saddrawingsbyjace)Want more LowTea injected into your veins? Want to see the video for this episode? Head over to Patreon.com/lowteapod & sign up for one of our affordably priced tiers. Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan "Pure Primal Energy" Quiroz - Joseph (Juggalo) LaFleur 2025-03-051h 40LowTeaComedy Can Be Funny SometimesCheck out Derek's first livestream tomorrow on www.youtube.com/@lowteapod ! Comedy can be funny sometimes. Derek could hurt someone real bad, if he wanted to. Thank god this giant bitch is here to protect me. Want more LowTea injected into your veins? Want to see the video for this episode? Head on over to Patreon.com/lowteapod & sign up for one of our affordably priced tiers.Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members!- Logan "Pure Primal Energy" Quiroz...2025-02-2652 minLowTeaIt's Time To Get Forklift CertifiedSpare the rod spoil the child. The brave little toaster or Mission Impossibur: Secret Asian Man? You've been enjoying things your whole life, it’s time to get forklift certified. Want more LowTea injected into your veins? Want to see the video for this episode? Head on over to Patreon.com/lowteapod & sign up for one of our affordably priced tiers. Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan "Pure Primal Energy" Quiroz - Joseph (Juggalo) LaFleur 2025-02-1952 minLowTeaHateTea #2 (with Devan Costa, Joey Lafleur, Conner Mcnutt)3/4 of the Hate Watch Podcast join us on the couch to talk about Panama, gloomy days on the beach, and the impending comedy show. Want more LowTea injected into your veins? Want to see the video for this episode? Head on over to Patreon.com/lowteapod & sign up for one of our affordably priced tiers. Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan "Pure Primal Energy" Quiroz - Joseph (Juggalo) LaFleur 2025-02-121h 18
LowTeaPolyam-o-graphJosh is back from Panama, Derek's grandmother died, Mormons are BAD people.Want more LowTea injected into your veins? Want to see the video for this episode? Head on over to Patreon.com/lowteapod & sign up for one of our affordably priced tiers.Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members!- Logan "Pure Primal Energy" Quiroz- Joseph (Juggalo) LaFleur2025-02-0539 minLowTeaAnne FranklyAnne Frank had allegations. Derek is obsessed with brain to body size ratio (not racist). Don't even talk to me before I've had my covfefe.
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- Logan "Pure Primal Energy" Quiroz 2025-01-2249 minLowTeaHot ComDerek tells Josh why he’s going to hell, then they learn about genesis. Derek doesn’t know who Dean Norris is? Josh tells Derek that the power grid is the only thing preventing mass homicide. Derek gets progressively drunker & ruins the episode. Want more LowTea injected into your veins? Want to see the video for this episode? Head on over to Patreon.com/lowteapod & sign up for one of our affordably priced tiers. Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan "Pure...2025-01-1544 minLowTeaGay AttitudeJosh helps Derek embark on his standup comedy career. Derek explains how cabals work. Josh learns a little something about Henry Kissinger. Want more eps? Want video eps? Go to patreon.com/lowteapod2025-01-0857 minLowTeaHouse Elves (With Ben Avery)Your favorite rascals are once again growing & learning, this time with Ben Avery!
You’re gonna wanna listen to this one because we get to the bottom of literally everything: caveman consent, space hell, & way too much more.
Want more LowTea? Go to patreon.com/lowteapod2025-01-011h 04LowTeaLister-LeanMerry Christmas! If you’re gonna kill your kid, do it like a man. Josh & Derek discuss the tenacity of the Amish, the miracle that is flight, & so much more. Want to see the video for this episode? Want an extra LowTea ep every week? Go to Patreon.com/lowteapod & get what you want, pilgrim.Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan "Pure Primal Energy" Quiroz2024-12-2548 minLowTeaGYPPED (With Jace Avery)Jace joins LowTea to discuss and dissect a multitude of topics. Josh reveals his addiction to thrill seeking. Derek drunkenly whines about his childhood, again. Want to see the video for this episode? Want an extra LowTea ep every week? Go to Patreon.com/lowteapod & get what you want, pilgrim.Shoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan "Pure Primal Energy" Quiroz 2024-12-181h 01LowTeaSlacKkKlansmenJosh & Derek learn about Amish sects, the history of Israelstine, & even humankind ourselveses?
Join us as we reinvent the wheel (this time it kicks ass).
Don’t kill your kids.
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- Logan "Pure Primal Energy" Quiroz 2024-12-1148 minLowTeaIndian’s Pick (With Logan Quiroz)Your favorite little troublemakers are joined by Logan Quiroz (@loganjquiroz on Instagram) & they talk about a lot of stuff! Idk just listen to it I guess? Also, Derek finds out Logan is NOT Indian?
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- Logan "Pure Primal Energy" Quiroz 2024-12-041h 07LowTeaDrone Stroke PlaylistMaybe it was all Eva’s fault?
Josh sat in the cuck chair of the sky & was assaulted by a Nazi on an airplane.
Derek doesn’t want to talk about race anymore but he does think you should thank Ghengis.
Want more eps? Want video eps? Go to patreon.com/lowteapod & fork over some cash. 2024-11-2754 minLowTeaPBL (With Conner McNutt)More like Conner McButt. Connor (@420naughtyboy on insta) joins the show & forces Derek to perform a humiliation ritual. Josh watches & doesn’t help Derek at all. Want more LowTea injected into your veins? Want to see the video for this episode? Head on over to Patreon.com/lowteapod & sign up for one of our affordably priced tiers. 2024-11-2055 minLowTeaPendulcumJosh & Derek tell you what to think about the election, abortion, science, & the Amish. Derek wants Josh to build him a tower (not gay). Want more LowTea in your life? Head on over to Patreon.com/lowteapod for additional episodes & video of the public eps. 2024-11-1336 minLowTeaThe Bear Trap of Liberal IdeologyCheck out the video for this episode on our brand new Patreon: www.patreon.com/lowteapodWe recorded this together, in person, in the same room, hanging out. Josh informs Derek that Robert De Niro is an avid fan of LowTea. Derek tells Josh about alien inequality in space. Also, if you’re bald. You’re bald. It’s fine. Just grow up (This episode is NOT brought to you by HIMS). Ps: Derek is not racist, or ableist (or gay). Please tell your friends about the show...2024-11-0637 minLowTeaI’m Not Sad, I’m Just Sad (With Ben Avery & Devan Costa)Do androids dream of electric sheep? Josh is a cowboy that needs his prairie. Tiger Woods told Ben he sucks at golf. Devan is dynamic on this one, you won’t wanna miss it. Go watch the video ep & listen to bonus episodes on patreon.com/lowteapod2024-10-3047 minLowTeaSiegfried and GoyLow-level elites cutting Adrenochrome with sunflower seed oil? Where did you blow your friends? Are Americans better at making better Indian food?
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www.patreon.com/lowteapod2024-10-301h 12LowTeaThe Womb Buster (With Seth)This is a Bonus Episode from our $5 tier on Patreon. We've released this in an effort to entice you into signing up. So get your wallet out and head to over to Patreon or we'll come to your home with a weapon.LowTea OG Seth joins Josh for an unfathomably ignorant hour and a half. They cover everything from the mayflower to autoerotic asphyxiation. Enjoy!www.patreon.com/lowteapod2024-10-251h 18LowTeaHow to Kill Your WifeWe’ve got a brand new patreon, go take a look & considering throwing us some cold, hard cash: www.patreon.com/lowteapodJosh & Derek have a killer new business plan. Heads up, sorry about the noise gate: Josh was babysitting a mutilated genetic freak & Derek’s abode was under attack by El Salvadorian insurgents. 2024-10-2339 minLowTeaLive From Office Depot (With John Baddman)Josh travelled downtown to the office depot where John lives to get a deeper look into his sick and twisted lifestyle. Turns out it was actually quite cozy and John was lovely. Checkout the Hate Watch Podcast and follow John on Instagram @johnbaddman .2024-10-161h 17LowTeaThe Patriot & the EunuchTHROWBACK EP: This is the first time we ever recorded together in person. We hope you like it. If you don't, we are really, really sorry :(
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www.patreon.com/lowteapod2024-10-0937 minLowTeaHateTea (With Devan Costa & Joey Lefleur)Josh & Derek are joined by Devan & Joey from the Hatewatch pod. Derek & Joey try to work out their issues. If you don't already listen, checkout Hate Watch and Lemon Party.
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www.patreon.com/lowteapod2024-09-271h 30LowTeaYa Act Like It, Ya Get Called ItJosh and Derek discuss the upcoming Minecraft film. Derek did NOT say the n-word to a Mexican clerk. Josh tries to help Derek work through his anxiety issues.
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www.patreon.com/lowteapod2024-09-2541 minLowTeaPoppers & RizzDerek tells a story as old as time. Josh elaborates on suicide plans. This is fun, right? We're having fun, right?
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www.patreon.com/lowteapod2024-09-1839 minLowTeaThe First Church of Racism (With Ben Avery)Ben teaches Josh & Derek critical race theory. Ben also develops the concept for a hit new video game. Derek learns another word he isn't allowed to say.
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www.patreon.com/lowteapod2024-09-111h 03LowTeaSperm BanksyJosh questions the cost of baby Derek.
Derek explains the existence of gay heaven to Josh.
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www.patreon.com/lowteapod2024-09-0455 minLowTeaPanic Monkey (Family Friendly Show)Derek tries to teach Josh about zombie fungi, but Josh wasn't having it & turned into a real downer! Derek doesn't swear or say slurs anymore, but Josh still does. 2024-08-2847 minLowTeaDepartment of Ants-portationDerek teaches Josh about leafcutter ants. Josh teaches Derek how to think for himself. 2024-08-2153 minLowTeaLowTea: Joseph Vacher LaFleurWe changed the name of the podcast, get over yourself.
Josh explains how the world works & why the Texas civil war is actually going to be a letdown.
Derek painfully recounts being viciously attacked in the streets of Los Angeles...by someone he had considered a dear friend.
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LowTeaA Lot to Think AboutThis one is just for funsies: Josh is a jaded & hateful person who is full of love! Derek should not be allowed to vote, or even live. They are both cucked by the alpha wolf. 2024-08-0747 minLowTea5 Kids Burgers & Fries, Or Hitler Part IIIDerek can't fucking do this anymore. Josh finds out Hitler had children? It's Hitler part 3, & it turns out he sucks ass. 2024-07-3159 minLowTeaRay Crook (The History of Fast Food)Arby's Roast Beef Yes! Josh wanted to learn about the history of fast food. Derek doesn't know how to read. They learned nothing, & they hope you do too.2024-07-2248 minLowTeaThe Germs, or Hitler Part II (With Derek)This week we find out hitler was a failure on all fronts, and kind of a pussy. Derek came armed with much knowledge...we're gonna have to do further investigating in part three. Thanks for being here!2024-07-101h 09LowTeaJewologist, or Hitler Part I (With Derek)This week we do a shallow dive into Hitler's life with my good friend from childhood Derek (definitely didn't meet him once at a comedy show, this is definitely not our second time speaking). Next week will be part 2 where we both come armed with knowledge and try to stay on task. Thanks for being here.(thanks to www.creatormix.com for the music)2024-07-031h 20