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You're on the ClockEP. 53 - Super Bowl Party FoodsThis podcast is sponsored by Jimmy’s North Star!Lucas, Justin, and Alex break down the Big Game the only way that really matters.... the food. The guys draft their ultimate Super Bowl party plates, picking 1 entrée, 3 appetizers, 1 dessert, and 1 drink. From Wisconsin staples to party classics, it’s all on the board. Who built the best plate?
2026-02-061h 08
You're on the ClockEP. 52 - Finger-Liquid DispensersThis podcast is sponsored by Jimmy's North Star!On this episode of You’re on the Clock, Lucas and Justin take turns drafting the five liquids they’d want to dispense directly from their fingers (yes, really). From practical picks to chaotic curveballs, this draft gets weird fast as they debate hydration strategy, luxury pours, and which finger deserves the most power.It’s creative, unhinged, and somehow way more competitive than it should be. Welcome to the Finger-Liquid Dispenser Draft.
2026-01-301h 14
You're on the ClockEP. 51 - McDonald's Menu ItemsIt’s a McDonald’s Draft! Lucas and Justin are on the clock, drafting straight from the Golden Arches menu to build the perfect order. Big Macs, nuggets, breakfast legends, and questionable reaches all make an appearance in this episode of You're on the Clock!If you’ve ever stared at a McDonald’s menu too long… this episode is for you.Thank you, Jimmy's North Star, for sponsoring this show!
2026-01-231h 16
You're on the ClockEP. 50 - Things tied with 'Fifty'Welcome to You’re On The Clock—the comedy draft podcast where people build the perfect roster, and argue while doing it… Sponsored by Jimmy’s North Star!We made it to 50 episodes...and we’re celebrating in a big way. For the first time in You’re on the Clock history, this episode is available on video!In honor of the milestone, Lucas and Justin draft things tied to 50, diving into trivia, chaos, nostalgia, and plenty of questionable logic along the way. Whether you’re a longtime listener or jumping in for the first time, this episo...
2026-01-161h 03
You're on the ClockEP. 49 - SaucesLucas, Ryan, and Justin get saucy this week as they draft the best sauces of all time. From fast-food staples to fridge essentials and a few controversial picks, things heat up quickly as they debate what truly makes a sauce elite. Tune in and decide who built the tastiest lineup in this flavorful episode of You’re On the Clock.
2026-01-091h 00
You're on the ClockEP. 48 - Best of 2025A lot happened in 2025... so let’s draft it.On this episode of You’re on the Clock, Lucas and Malerie look back on the past year and draft their best moments that defined 2025. It’s a fun reflection on a year that flew by. We’re excited for what 2026 has in store... but first, let’s celebrate the year that was.
2026-01-021h 10
You're on the ClockEP. 47 - MonthsLucas, Ryan, and Justin ring in the new year with the biggest draft of the calendar—months! From summer heat to holiday hype, the crew battles over vibes, weather, nostalgia, and pure chaos as they fight for the best 12-month lineup. Enjoy!Thank you Jimmy's North Star for sponsoring this show!
2025-12-2647 min
You're on the ClockEP. 46 - White FoodsLucas and Justin are back on the clock—this time drafting white foods. From elite carbs to questionable dairy decisions, the guys go head-to-head building their culinary dream teams while debating what actually counts as “white.”It’s chaotic, it’s competitive, and it’s definitely not doctor-approved. Tune in now!Thank you, Jimmy's North Star, for sponsoring!
2025-12-1957 min
You're on the ClockEP. 45 - Christmas SongsLast week it was Christmas movies… this week we’re sticking with the holiday vibes and drafting our all-time favorite Christmas songs! Lucas, Ryan, Steven, and Erika are on the clock, building the ultimate festive playlist.From timeless classics to modern bangers, guilty pleasures to “don’t judge me” jams, this draft has it all. Who reaches? Who steals? Who builds the best holiday lineup?Tune in, get in the Christmas spirit, and let us know who won this week’s draft!Thank you Jimmy's North Star for sponsoring our show!
2025-12-121h 12
You're on the ClockEP. 44 - Christmas MoviesLucas, Erika, Steven, and Cory go on the clock to draft their favorite Christmas movies! From all-time classics to chaotic holiday gems, this festive episode breaks down nostalgic favorites, controversial picks, and the ultimate holiday-watch power rankings. Which movie goes 1.01? Who reaches too early? Grab some hot cocoa and enjoy this holiday draft! Thank you Jimmy's North Star for sponsoring our show!
2025-12-051h 38
You're on the ClockEP. 43 - Snow Day ActivitiesWinter is coming. Lucas and Malerie brave the blizzard in this week’s episode of You’re on the Clock, drafting the ultimate snow day activities. Stay warm out there.Sponsored by Jimmy’s North Star!
2025-11-2846 min
You're on the ClockEP. 42 - Thanksgiving FoodsLucas, Justin, and Cory step up to the table for a Thanksgiving Plate Draft on this week’s You’re on the Clock! From iconic mains to legendary sides and controversial desserts, the boys battle it out to build the ultimate holiday plate. When will Turkey go? Tune in and draft along!Welcome to You’re On The Clock—the comedy draft podcast where people build the perfect roster, and argue while doing it… Sponsored by Jimmy’s North Star!
2025-11-211h 00
You're on the ClockEP. 41 - Foods that start with 'B'Lucas and Justin are back for another round of You’re On The Clock, drafting the best foods that start with the letter B! Things get bold and bizarre in this one. Justin thinks he ran away with the win — do you agree? Comment your pick for who had the better draft, and big thanks to Jimmy’s North Star for sponsoring the show!
2025-11-1451 min
You're on the ClockEP. 40 - Worst Liquids to Shower InOn this episode of You're on the Clock, Lucas, Justin, and Ryan draft the worst things to shower in. Things get weird fast. It’s gross, it’s chaotic, and it’s surprisingly strategic. Lather up (safely) and dive into another hilarious round of drafting nonsense!Big thanks to Jimmy’s North Star for being the sponsor of the show! Cheers to good food, good drinks, and good times!
2025-11-0756 min
You're on the ClockEP. 39 - Favorite CandyLucas, Ryan, Justin, and Cory celebrate Halloween the best way they know how — with a candy draft! From chocolates to sours to fruity favorites, the crew debates the ultimate trick-or-treat haul and relives the good old days of pillowcases full of sugar. It’s all treats, no tricks, in this sweet and spooky episode of You’re on the Clock. Big thanks to Jimmy’s North Star for being the sponsor of the show! Cheers to good food, good drinks, and good times!
2025-10-311h 09
You're on the ClockEP. 38 - Best Things of Fall/AutumnLucas, Justin, Ryan, & Erika dive into all things autumn. From cozy vibes and comfort foods to Midwest traditions and a few very basic arguments along the way. It’s a full-on fall draft packed with nostalgia and some hot takes that might just split the room.Big thanks to Jimmy’s North Star for being the sponsor of the show! Cheers to good food, good drinks, and good times!
2025-10-241h 08
You're on the ClockEP. 37 - Balls to drop off buildingsIn this episode of You’re On The Clock, Lucas is joined by the hilarious sports content creator @BigPankreas to draft the best balls to drop off a building. From discussing balls of all sizes, the two dive deep into physics, chaos, and pure boy-humor. Be sure to check out BigParnkreas on Instagram and TikTok!Big thanks to Jimmy’s North Star for being the sponsor of the show! Cheers to good food, good drinks, and good times!
2025-10-171h 02
You're on the ClockEP. 36 - Cheese FoodsIn this episode of You’re on the Clock, Lucas, Malerie, &Anna dive into the ultimate comfort food showdown... Cheese Foods! From melty classics to unexpected wildcards, the trio drafts their top cheesy picks and debate what truly qualifies as a “cheese food". Arguments are had. Enjoy. Big thanks to Jimmy’s North Star for being the sponsor of the show! Cheers to good food, good drinks, and good times!
2025-10-101h 02
You're on the ClockEP. 35 - Horror Movie CharactersIn this episode of You're on the Clock, Lucas, Josh, & Justin step into the haunted war room to draft their favorite horror movie characters. From slashers to creatures, no pick is safe. Who builds the scariest squad? Who makes the funniest reach? And who totally fumbles their draft in the dark? Did you pee yourself? Let us know and enjoy this episode. Big thanks to Jimmy’s North Star for being the sponsor of the show! Cheers to good food, good drinks, and good times!
2025-10-031h 04
You're on the ClockEP. 34 - Jimmy's North StarLucas & Justin are back on You’re on the Clock with a special twist... The very first sponsor, Jimmy’s North Star! What better way to celebrate than by drafting our favorite things about this legendary spot? We’re putting Jimmy’s on the draft board. Big thanks to Jimmy’s for being the first ever sponsor of the show — cheers to good food, good drinks, and good times!Jimmy's Socials: https://www.facebook.com/JimmysNorthStar/
2025-09-2642 min
You're on the ClockEP. 33 - The Green DraftLucas, Justin, and Ryan go all-in on the color green. The guys draft the very best green things (no food allowed). Who built the strongest green roster? Who went off the rails? It’s the ultimate battle of shades in The Green Draft. Enjoy.
2025-09-1948 min
You're on the ClockEP. 32 - NFL Quarterbacks to Hang Out WithThe NFL season is here! In this episode of You're on the Clock, Lucas and Justin draft the best current NFL quarterbacks to hang out with. From personalities to vibes, it’s all about who you’d actually want to spend a day with off the field. What activities will be had? Listen to find out.
2025-09-1247 min
You're on the ClockEP. 31 - The Corn DraftIT'S CORN! In this episode of You’re on the Clock, Lucas and Malerie go all-in on the ultimate draft of corn foods. With Malerie’s Iowa roots and the coveted first overall pick, she brings some hometown expertise to the table. From sweet to savory, it’s a corny showdown you won’t want to miss!
2025-09-0552 min
You're on the ClockEP. 30 - Tailgate FoodsIn this episode... Lucas, Hannah, and Collin are loading up their plates and going all-in on the Best Tailgate Foods! Because it’s that time of year again. The NFL season is here, and what’s football without a little pregame parking lot feast? From grill classics to guilty-pleasure snacks, the crew drafts their ultimate tailgate spread and debates what truly belongs on game day.
2025-08-291h 14
You're on the ClockEP. 29 - Ice Cream FlavorsLucas, Justin, Brad, & Erika are on the clock to draft the best ice cream flavors! From classics to wild scoops, the picks get competitive, the arguments get hilarious, and the cones might melt under the pressure. Who built the sweetest roster, and who’s stuck with brain freeze?
2025-08-221h 07
You're on the ClockEP. 28 - Video Game ConsolesLucas & Justin go head-to-head in drafting the ultimate lineup of video game consoles, with everything on the table, from legendary home systems to iconic handhelds. They dive into nostalgia, debate console wars, share childhood gaming memories, and battle it out to see who can build the best console collection in gaming history.
2025-08-1556 min
You're on the ClockEP. 27 - DCOMS (Disney Channel Original Movies)In this episode of You're on the Clock, brother and sister Lucas and Hannah go head-to-head in a draft full of childhood nostalgia... the best Disney Channel Original Movies (DCOMs)! From iconic classics to underrated gems, they each build their ultimate lineup of DCOM favorites!
2025-08-091h 09
You're on the ClockEP. 26 - Building PizzasIt's Pizza Time. In this delicious episode of You're on the Clock, Lucas, Justin, & Brad enter the pizza war room to build the ultimate pie. With a base of pan crust, marinara sauce, and mozzarella cheese, every deviation—whether it's a bold new crust, saucy twist, or gourmet cheese—costs a precious draft pick. From classic toppings to wild-card ingredients, no slice is safe. Who crafted the tastiest creation? You be the judge. KRUSSTTTYYYY KRAAAAB PIZZZZAAAAA!
2025-08-0154 min
You're on the ClockEP. 25 - Red FoodsIn this episode of You're on the Clock, Lucas and Justin go head-to-head in a heated 6-round draft of one delicious category: Foods That Are RED. From sweet to savory, fruits to fiery favorites, it’s a bold battle for the ultimate crimson-colored cuisine. Who built the better plate? You be the judge.
2025-07-2545 min
You're on the ClockEP. 24 - Bank Heist CrewIn this episode of You're on the Clock, Lucas and Justin draft their ultimate dream teams for a high-stakes bank robbery. The ultimate bank heist. From smooth-talking masterminds to expert drivers and wildcards, they build the perfect crews using characters from movies, TV, and beyond. Let’s just say, if these squads ever linked up in real life… the vault wouldn’t stand a chance.
2025-07-1854 min
You're on the ClockEP. 23 - Yard GamesIn this episode of You're on the Clock, Lucas and Justin head to the backyard to draft their all-time favorite yard games. From summer classics to underrated gems, the duo battles it out to build the ultimate outdoor lineup. Whether you're prepping for a weekend barbecue or just feeling nostalgic, this episode brings the fun and friendly competition straight to your ears.
2025-07-1046 min
You're on the ClockEP. 22 - Independence Day DraftOn this festive episode of You're on the Clock, Lucas and Justin draft their ultimate lineup of the best things about Independence Day. From backyard traditions to patriotic vibes, it's a red, white, and blue showdown you won't want to miss. Tune in for some holiday fun. Be safe this holiday!
2025-07-0341 min
You're on the ClockEP. 21 - AlcoholThis podcast turns 21! Time to party. Lucas, Justin, and Collin step behind the bar and draft their dream drink menu—Midwest style. In this boozy episode of You're on the Clock, the guys each pick one beer, whiskey, cocktail, shot, and seltzer or wine to create the ultimate bar lineup. Listen & drink responsibly, friends!
2025-06-271h 04
You're on the ClockEP. 20 - Worst Things About SummerWe all love summer… but let’s be honest — it’s not all sunshine and happiness. In this episode of You're on the Clock, Lucas and Justin draft the worst things about summer.Tune in, debate your least favorite part of the season, and find out who built the most brutally accurate summer struggle team.
2025-06-2255 min
You're on the ClockEP. 19 - Fictional Devices We Wish Were RealIn this episode of You're on the Clock, Lucas &Justin dive into the world of imagination as they draft the most iconic fictional devices they wish existed in real life. From mind-blowing tech to magical gadgets, it's a snake draft full of nostalgia, wild picks, and "what if" moments. Tune in and let us know which device you'd bring to life!
2025-06-1849 min
You're on the ClockEP. 18 - Foods that start with the letter 'A'It’s an A+ showdown.. as Lucas & Justin go head-to-head drafting the tastiest, weirdest, and most elite foods that start with the letter A. From appetizers to absurd picks, the table is set — but only one menu deserves the Michelin star. Tune in, debate every pick, and decide who built the better A-Food-list.
2025-06-1546 min
You're on the ClockEP. 17 - DuosLucas and Justin are back on the clock — this time building the ultimate roster of iconic duos. From pop culture to sports, real life to totally ridiculous, they draft their favorite duos across all corners of life. Tune in, pick your side, and let us know which team of twosomes takes the cake.
2025-06-1150 min
You're on the ClockEP. 16 - Building a Birthday PartyLucas and Justin are turning 28—just one day apart—so it’s only right they draft the ultimate birthday party! From their dream venue and ridiculous themes to must-have desserts, party games, celebrity guests, and even a headlining act, they each build their dream birthday celebration.Whose party would you actually show up to? Whose would end in total chaos? It’s time to celebrate.
2025-06-0857 min
You're on the ClockEP. 15 - TV ShowsThis week on You're on the Clock, Justin & Lucas dive into the world of television. From prestige dramas to binge-worthy streaming hits and nostalgic comfort shows, it's an all-out draft of their favorite TV shows — no cartoons, no game shows, just real-deal television.Expect bold picks, hot takes, and a whole lot of passionate (and slightly unhinged) TV opinions from two guys who admittedly watch more movies than series.
2025-06-041h 01
You're on the ClockEP. 14 - Fiancé Pet PeevesIn this episode, Lucas is joined by his fiancée Malerie as they draft their biggest pet peeves about each other. Tune in for some bickering/roasting. Let the couple’s therapy—er, draft—begin!
2025-06-0151 min
You're on the ClockEP. 13 - Purple ThingsIn this episode, Lucas and Justin launch the color series by drafting things that are purple. From iconic objects to unexpected oddities, it’s a celebration of the most majestic hue around. No rules, just purple.
2025-05-2840 min
You're on the ClockEP. 12 - FruitsOn this episode of You're on the Clock, Lucas, Justin, and Erika draft the best fruits—and yes, it gets juicy. From elite first-rounders to controversial snack-time sleepers, nothing is off the table. Tune in to fruity debates and plenty of vitamin C.
2025-05-251h 18
You're on the ClockEP. 11 - Mobile/Phone GamesOn this episode of You’re on the Clock, Lucas and Justin draft the best mobile games of all time — from iPod classics to phone obsessions that ruined our screen time stats. It’s 6 rounds of nostalgia, chaos, and finger-tapping greatness. Did your favorite make the board? Let's hear it.
2025-05-2158 min
You're on the ClockEP. 10 - The Smells of SummerSummer's in the air — literally. This week, Justin and Lucas go nose-to-nose in a draft of the Best Smells of Summer. If you’ve ever said, “It just smells like summer,” this episode’s for you.
2025-05-1850 min
You're on the ClockEP. 09 - Favorite Adam Sandler MoviesIn this episode of You're on the Clock, Lucas, Justin, and Steven go full Sandman as they snake-draft their favorite Adam Sandler movies. From cult classics to underrated deep cuts, it's a trip down memory lane. Who drafted the best lineup? You be the judge.
2025-05-141h 04
You're on the ClockEP. 08 - Building The Perfect BurgerIn this sizzling episode of You're on the Clock, Justin, Lucas, and Brad build their dream burgers, one pick at a time. From melty cheeses to wildcard toppings, no condiment is safe. Grab a napkin and get ready to draft dirty in this juicy, bun-to-bun episode. Yum.
2025-05-1155 min
You're on the ClockEP. 07 - Drafting MonkeysLucas and Justin dive into the world of monkeys — drafting their favorite primate characters from movies, video games, TV shows, books, or even real life. They also tackle one of the internet’s most debated hypotheticals: who wins in a fight — 100 regular men or 1 gorilla?
2025-05-0751 min
You're on the ClockEP. 06 - Favorite SpongeBob CharactersIn this nostalgic episode, Lucas, Justin, and Deion take a deep dive into Bikini Bottom as they draft their favorite SpongeBob SquarePants characters. Each pick sparks debate and a flood of childhood memories. The crew reflects on the golden era of SpongeBob, quoting iconic lines and reliving the moments that made the show a cornerstone of their youth.
2025-05-0449 min
You're on the ClockEP. 05 - Best Pop-Tart FlavorsHey there. Hungry? Mhm. In this sweet episode of You’re On The Clock, Lucas and Justin draft the Best Pop-Tart flavors of all time. From frosted classics to wild, limited-editions they didn’t even know existed, this draft is equal parts delicious and nostalgic. Relive Saturday mornings in front of the TV, crumbs on your lap, and come decide who builds the most iconic toaster pastry lineup.
2025-04-3041 min
You're on the ClockEP. 04 - NFL Mascot Battle RoyaleIt’s draft season—literally. And while NFL teams are drafting future stars, we’re evaluating something way more important: which NFL mascots would dominate in a brawl.In this episode of You’re on the Clock, Lucas, Collin and Hannah draft their ultimate NFL mascot fight squads— it gets, very heated. Who survives the mascot arena? Who’s just there for vibes? There’s only one rule: fight dirty and draft smart. Because here on You’re on the Clock, we debate stuff that doesn’t matter… but also kind of does.
2025-04-2356 min
You're on the ClockEP. 03 - Best things to find inside an Easter EggIt’s Easter season, and we're taking the classic egg hunt to the next level—adult edition. In this episode of You’re On The Clock, Lucas , Erika and Justin draft the best things to find inside a plastic egg. Things get heated. Who builds the most valuable basket? Who cracks under pressure? You decide.Available now on Spotify, and WIProud.com.Follow Lucas on X @BaldLucas
2025-04-1845 min
You're on the ClockEP. 02 - Golf Club SubstitutesFore! In this episode, we trade in our golf bags for chaos. Lucas and Justin draft the best items to substitute golf clubs. It's less PGA Tour, more backyard mayhem. Who has the better roster?!
2025-04-1427 min
You're on the ClockEP. 01 – Drafting Fast Food RestaurantsWelcome to You're On The Clock—the comedy draft show where people build the perfect roster!Each week, Lucas is joined by a rotating cast of guests to draft teams based on completely random (and hilarious) topics—anything is on the table.In the first-ever episode, Lucas is joined by Cory and Justin to draft the ultimate lineup of fast food restaurants. Bold picks are made. Heated debates erupt. Burgers are disrespected. And only one team will reign supreme.Find out who makes the best selections and who’s walking away w...
2025-04-101h 08