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Killed to Death
Killed to DeathMaddy Foley and Lie-nsMonica Marbles, owner of the Cwazy Cat Cafe (Maddy Foley), finds the skeleton of one of her regulars. She discusses how she handles the emotions of her cats, the screenplay the victim was writing, and both the greeter and his alter ego arrive to help. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network
2024-12-131h 0430 Going On 13
30 Going On 13NYC PrepIn this episode we discuss Maddy choosing to not go into the family foley artist business, NYC baseball teams (weird), whether you're legally allowed to bully kids if they're rich, the worst year in fashion history aka 2009, scull scarves, the poor man's rich Chuck Bass, the money laundering scheme called Operation Smile, being burnt out at 10 y.o, Sebastian's sick addiction to "hooking up", hideous Tuscan apartments, BBM, how going to a restaurant in NYC is called "having a party", announcing you've never had sex with your husband on insta and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for...
2024-03-041h 0830 Going On 13
30 Going On 13TwilightIn this episode we discuss the elephant in the room ie. the 1-star saga, the inaugural Liv's Fitness Corner, HUGE news regarding a potential special guest at our upcoming Comic-Con appearance, fantasizing about blowing up our lives to run away with Edward, all the things that Ed does that give us the ick, how fashion isn't appreciated/is mocked by school boys, K-Stew's signature halting way of speaking, Maddy Foley's Masterclass of Eating On Film, the awkward first date energy between Bella and her dad, and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you...
2023-02-211h 2830 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Falling For Christmas Pt.2In this episode we discuss scary holiday music, Ryan Atwood's anti-crypto stance, Sosie Bacon, Liv's miserly behaviour with her wrapping materials, the major anti-vegetarian agenda, the shots fired at Airbnb, Maddy's famous phobia of step-parents, what it means to be "in the ski travel business", the concept of the "Christmas Girlfriend", the undeniable chemistry between Tad and the fisherman, Chord's evil master plan, whether or not gingerbread houses are edible, fake bloopers and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-12-181h 5330 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Falling For ChristmasIn this episode we discuss all the Flubber remixes, the iconic Herbal Essences (orgasm) commercial, the horror of the Robaxacet doll, our inaugural Christmas Corner, Liv's tragic diagnosis with Christmas Tree Syndrome, Maddy's position as a fellow Xmas thespian, the name "Beauregard Belmont" aka "the hotel magnate", whether Chord is hot, how ski resorts work, the designer brand "Valen-yawgi", the psychosis of an adult ordering a hot chocolate, the return of the SD, a "snowcheck", the undercover santa character and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-12-101h 3530 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Flubber Pt.2In this episode we discuss Maddy doing a lil Nordstrom cow/Winners turtle, farting while sleeping in public, the onslaught of Black Friday emails, wearing sneakers to bed, Arthur's moon boots, the logistics of Flubber helping  to do basketball, doing the Flubber mambo, flying a car to Ford for a pitch meeting, our theories on the (staged) murder of Weebo, the paternity of Weebo's child and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-12-0456 min30 Going On 13
30 Going On 13FlubberIn this episode we discuss the seasonal roster at Starbucks, ordering food from Cineplex, Maddy being a horsey girl in horsey heaven on Heartland, having a crush on Robyn Williams, wanting to have a flubber as a pet (not tool!), Liv's tragic history with her beloved Razor scooter, Flubber as the original Fatal Attraction, lusting after the smell of bouncy balls, the universal definition of flubber as "bounce", the Weebo of it all aka Robyn's sex robot and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-11-281h 0830 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Harriet The SpyIn this episode we discuss the "salad days" of the Kranks, Maddy's week from hell with shingles, how Harriet isn't a spy (go figure), HTS as the prequel to Mean Girls, Liv's little mall food court romp, Jugo Juice, the horror of artsy junk yards, the beautiful terrazzo stone of an elementary school fountain, Golly's dumb AF look, all the Canadiana in the background, how Americans love kids doing plays with  food costumes and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-11-201h 3730 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Goosebumps "Stay Out Of The Basement" - HALLOWEEN ALL DAY EVERY DAY MONTH!!!In this episode we discuss Goosebumps weddings, soups with an "outside and an inside", using a "little pail" for trick or treating, some new and disturbing Pingu intel, the potential for a Supermash Bros Goosebumps mashup, the Flubber trailer, the brilliance of R.L's allegory work, Maddy's dad pretending to be a Plant Daddy, "doing the rainforest", Liv's hatred for a nondescript  cap, hunting worms, our connection with R.L & his dark passenger and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-10-241h 1630 Going On 13
30 Going On 13The Ring - HALLOWEEN ALL DAY EVERY DAY MONTH!!!In this episode we discuss how Pingu was pissing all the time, how irresistible aluminum wrapped chocolates are, Liv's crazy real life Ring story, the era of chainmail, fruit juice frozen concentrates, the jarring beauty of Naomi Watts, Maddy's obsessive fruit drawing stage, whether Samara leaves voicemails,  the Sarah Rue phenomenon, what makes a horse commit suicide, our sinister theory about the dad and his horses, Samara as the original influencer and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-10-171h 5330 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Dawson's Creek "Capeside Revisited" Pt.2 - THE WORST EPISODEIn this episode we discuss the Pavlovian effect of MSN dings, Maddy's experience eating a Pop Tart, going BONANAS for banana bear paws and fruit roll-up, the absolutely sinful nature of a Ritz cracker, LiLo's new upcoming xmas flick, how Dawsons say the darnedest things, Joey's 5 o'clock shadow baby hair bangs, Jack being gay (!!!) in a frat, CMM and his leather bracer, how writers love using "no sex" as stakes, the ludicrousness of a cab in Capeside, hearing "gimme the beat boys" playing as you die and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch...
2022-10-071h 0930 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Dawson's Creek "Capeside Revisited" - THE WORST EPISODEIn this episode we discuss Jan Arden and her music stylings, our brand spanking new Patreon, maddy getting hacked by a bot named Mabdy, Fun Dip, the feeling of comfort from an extensive menu, Liv being beleaguered by Busy Philips, Dawson and Grams as BFFs, us being under siege by a government entity, sorority urban legends, the rivalry between FOH & BOH, nudes, our ol' pal CMM, why a baby, and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-10-021h 0030 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Dawson's Creek "Reunited" - THE WORST EPISODEWhen it comes to dissecting the worst of Dawson's Creek, there's really just nothing to say or do but to "go BONANAS" from the sheer horror of it all. Get out your gravol and your sea sickness pills cause honey? SHE'S A ROUGH ONE! In this episode we discuss death by ice cream scoop, why it's called a "cowlick", getting lit to Super Mash Bros, Maddy training hr daughter to jump on celebs, our disastrous (medical grade d-filled) business meeting, wearing shoes in the house, wanting to bang your dead ghost brother, therapy in t...
2022-09-251h 1930 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Saved! Pt.2In this episode we discuss drinking DC's at FanExpo, a possible live show (!?!), Liv getting married on a log ride at Center Island, people who chew a lot because of an NDE, being comfy cozy, watching Lifetime movies about men in walls, Facebook sponsored ads for full blown SMUT, doing Christian-themed walking tours/haunted houses, Maddy's desperate need to be Freaky Friday'd, the Joe Louis/Hunny Bun/Ah Caramel etc crew and SO MUCH MORE!!!  Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-09-031h 2330 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Saved!In this episode we discuss our upcoming debut at FanExpo, getting your babysitter's license, Tim Horton's pizza, the cheerleader effect of Raisin Bran, how Jenna Malone and Chris Klein are the same, cancelling Maddy for hating on Mandy Moore, being cool and Christian at the same time, Liv idolizing MLP for her venti sized drinks, the aerodynamics of the Captain Crunch hat hairstyle, the type-casting of Heather Matarazzo, singing at school, having a crush on someone you've never spoken to and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-08-281h 1130 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Spy Kids Pt.2In this episode we discuss Liv eating troughs of potatoes, the 2 different chip camps (the good one and the stinky stinkpot one), Juni's wife Meghan Trainor, Floop's ear worms, getting dizzy as a kid, Maddy's fight with her dad about her precious flottie, being afraid of using the toilet post Deep Blue Sea, the "sexy" Nail Nail nurse character, George Clooney's cameo and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-08-2049 min30 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Spy KidsIn this episode we discuss bugs in bags, how much salami looks like space, texting with Uber drivers, Liv's ultra huge NYC "cursed" celeb sighting, Maddy's professional gripe with a child Alexa PenaVega, demand for crudely drawn SpongeBobs in elementary school, the mystery of Juni's warts, DVD players in minivans, Floop as a perverted Elon Musk, wanting to be in a cave underwater, JoGo Levitt's twin, sharks, dreaming of rehydrated food bars and SO MUCH MORE!!!  Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-08-131h 0930 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Laguna BeachIn this episode we discuss tales from our spring break, the international epidemic of bathrooms with frosted glass doors, opening up the toilet-based lines of communication with friends, the physics of Liv hating cheese and loving cheese pizza, Maddy spiraling out about being 30, what Laguna means to us, Republican candidate Rofl Mayo, whether reality is real, how blonde reigns supreme, the rebelliousness of having short hair in the early 00's, the soundtrack, the name "Polster" and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-08-061h 2730 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Lords of DogtownIn this episode we discuss Maddy's impending big 3-0, Liv's tragic tale of her 3-0, Horndog Corner, nuts, the word "undercarriage", needing to have all the boarding paraphernalia, wanting to BE Nikki Reed, knowing in your heart that you are California, thinking Ajax was the surf capital of Ontario, wanting to be a teenager in the 70s, which Lord of D you'd wanna be/have, the Heath of it all, the horror of barnacles, the early days of boarding and being a skatestorian, cuckboarders and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on...
2022-07-101h 2830 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Buffy The Vampire SlayerIn this episode we discuss the pandemonium of the inaugural 30GO13 Livestream, Maddy's gasoline-flavoured 'chos, getting a PHD in "Buffy", "Josh" Whedon, being an Anthony Stewart Head-Head, how much the intro song slaps, Liv's love of Pizza Pizza's musical curation, Xander's "brother from Bring It On" vibes, how greasy hair was in the 90's, ugly vampires, Bones, calling an ice cream shop a bar, why vampires are always hot and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-07-011h 4130 Going On 13
30 Going On 13FriendsIn this episode we discuss Maddy's big trip to 'wood to wig hunt, Celeb Sighting Corner, the ongoing feud between Millenials and Gen Z's, "fun" facts about Friends, the difference between "finance prudes" and "finance bros", Olivia's dark days as a Wanted Kitten Cuddler, our hatred for our child selves for hating Phoebe, the ol' "poop and shower" trick, Ross and Monica as patient zero for brotherly sisterly love and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-06-101h 1930 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Gossip GirlIn this episode we discuss the era of "scouts" being everywhere, reading the Gossip Girl literature, Liv wanting to b her b's out about Lizzo's sonic warfare, whether or not kids still read, how Big Scarf had a hand in this ep, Maddy wanting mouth-ial reconstruction, haircuts that are shroomial in nature,  the casting of Erik Van der Woodsen, reading books in the boy's section, hating Rufus Humphrey for no reason, being a Badger hunter, truffle oil, the horror of a dad saying "you look like your mother" and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and w...
2022-06-041h 2430 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Cheetah GirlsIn this episode we discuss "medical grade" diarrhea, how Maddy's daughter Dublin broke her finger, Tim Horton's Bieb's Brew, what came first the chicken or the 3LW, Olivia's death threats towards whoever named the characters, the absolute hold that La Senza Girl had on the 2000's youth, getting brainwashed by "Big Girl", our hatred for disturbances of the peace, fluffy pens and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-05-211h 0130 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Secret Life of the American TeenagerIn this episode we discuss Liv's big debut as a blonde "bombshell" (minus the cans), the Baby Genius fan art we received, Maddy's formula for the perfect fitting room, the Molly Ringwald of it all, Shailene Woodley's anti-gravity comb-over bangs, Angela Anaconda, contemporary teens talking like Greasers, how eating fruit is slutty, buffets at schools dances and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-05-131h 1330 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Baby Geniuses Pt.2In this episode we discuss how this flick ruins relationships, why the babies aren't curing cancer before they "get dumb", Maddy's big adventure pretending to be a teen, long furbies, hating the term "diaper gravy", pervert babies, the business model for dirty diaper companies, seducing someone with Christmas tales, doesthedogdie.com, Basil the cuck baby and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-05-071h 1830 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Baby GeniusesIn this episode we discuss committing crimes on the moon, long furbys, an update on the Beans'es butt scandal, being back in the baby's POV, if knowing karate is essential to being a "genius", Maddy's dedicated toothpick for Skor, Kim Cattrall's sordid past with scatting, the absolute monster Baby Bunting, those lil McDonalds cookies, how music works, baby to baby consent, the term "diaper gravy", babies helping with finances, "if babies so smart why pooping in diapers" and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-04-291h 2730 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Even StevensIn this episode we discuss what we've been up to during our 2 week Covid sabbatical, the absolute terror of human bodies, Liv's undying love/possible Stockholm Syndrome for Superstore, Maddy getting mistaken for Elizabeth Holmes, the new pixel-flavoured Coke, starting a P.I business together, our live reaction to a naked (?!?) current day Beans, computer class, those mini suitcases of wax for your braces, kooky hair for best friend characters, the Stery of Ernie Merton and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-04-221h 2030 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Dawson's Creek "Beauty Contest"In this episode we discuss Maddy's review of Coke Starlight, our  Elizabeth Holmes impressions, the "Globe Trotter" technique for holding a bagel, how horrifically dated/racist/offensive D's C is, Liv's conspiracy theory about Dawson being a serial killer, riding the Peloton to the sweet sounds of the intro song, the era of "Lego Boy Bangs", when Mr. Potato Head was the hottest toy, the inordinate amount of teens in their town, boys gossiping, Joey's "singing" Les Mis and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-03-271h 2330 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Dawson's CreekIn this episode we discuss Beeker/Beeky/Beekman's ICONIC "McDonald's M" hairline, our hot take on concession treats, modern day Dunkaroos, our hatred for teenage "Film Guys", the lack of chemistry in the Dawson+Pacey bromance, Liv's traumatic Jack Astor's "audition", Beek's "jelly bean with a wig" head, Grams, Maddy's fixation with it being a cape NOT a creek, doing a Mary Kay Letourneau theme park, being a "natural" blonde and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-03-191h 3030 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Ice PrincessIn this episode we discuss getting the scaries on your 30th, Tim Horton's, our new bagel-based innovation, the Tratch of it all, the worst love interest, wigs loving giving girls eating disorders, a new MadLiv Production, groundbreaking skating tech, the high presh of working concession, Liv's little sailboat recital, buckets of bread, Maddy's rules for lying to parents, anticlimactic makeovers, Sarajevo, off-roading zambonis, the being a Jumping Shrimp girl vs. a Punky girl and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-03-121h 5230 Going On 13
30 Going On 13How To DealIn this episode we discuss "Corrections by Kate" Corner, our respective relationships with Mandy Moore, the absolutely normal name "Macon", pixie cuts, Ali Janny dating Hounddog aka Sandy Cohen, the Canadiana behind the scenes, how to deal with a drive-by wedding, tiny scarves, Liv wearing pashmina scarves like an "old cold woman",  Buscemi fish lips, grandmas doing weed, Maddy pretending to be drunk on penne alla vodka, couples mouthing things at the altar, acting with babies and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-03-051h 2030 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Clueless Pt. 2 - BROTHERLY SISTERLY LOVE MONTHIn this episode we discuss the inaugural Dream Corner, Liv's step-sibling love protest, more freaky naughty facts about Hollywood incest, Knix period panty update,RIP Brit Murph, giving the campus lowdown to the underdog-type, Lunette the Clown shoes, military technology for leggings, planning new identities, being an Elton-girl vs. a Travis Birkenstock-girl, taking pictures, Suck n' Blow, the mugger, damsel in distressing, ska music, going dutch (boy), Maddy pulling a Marissa at the Fortino's party, being a monster-maker and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-02-181h 2130 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Clueless Pt. 1 - BROTHERLY SISTERLY LOVE MONTHIn this episode we discuss whether or not it was necessary for P Rudd to be a step-bro (SPOILER: Liv says yes), the BINGO card that brought us to our knees, doggie tricks, our relationship with the 90's, paper dolls (!!!), the SHOCKING beauty of Alicia Silverstone, the SHOCKING beauty of Stacey Dash, our undying love for Travis Birkenstock, Alicia's gum work, falling in love in dreams, how we never shoot our shot with cute 90's clothes, how our SD (single dad) alarm didn't even go off, Maddy hoarding her art projects, how wearing makeup in junior high was front...
2022-02-091h 0030 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Life With Derek - BROTHERLY SISTERLY LOVE MONTHIn this episode we discuss the Dasey fandom, Maddy's annual firm handshake with her bro, Hollywood incest fun facts, the "Corbin Blue Effect" of this show, hating London Ontario, using your iPod to lure suitors, sibs sharing rooms, panini pressed peens and dangers and eggs, good ol' fashion All-Canadian boys, "BOYoingggggg" sound effects, fraudulent community service hours, Olivia's use of the word "funky", Trading Spaces fails and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-02-031h 1430 Going On 13
30 Going On 13The Girl Next Door Pt.2In this episode we discuss suffering from brain gentrification, wanting to start a Comfy-based cult, being haunted by Robaxacet dolls, the "cool white blouse tied up" prototype, getting ratted on in gym for making dances "too sexy", the dream of making a cool hot girl entrance, the uniform of a film guy, "blowies", the era of 24/7 blazers, the infamous purple baby sex ed vid, the need to always assume you're being drugged, Maddy's mom calling 911 on this flick and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2022-01-131h 2330 Going On 13
30 Going On 13The Girl Next DoorIn this episode we discuss our thoughts on this new "2022" year, wanting to be cool for Satan, the Robaxacet doll /Kraft Dinner chins/Six Flags guy as horror villains, Elisha Cuthbert as the ultimate Canadian babe, Jenna Jamieson, the comfort of classic American high school settings, hearing "Under Pressure" for the first time, Maddy's reign as school president , feeling a kinship with Canadian actors, boys getting boners with their bffls, needing to have every type of bra, grabbing road roos, chunky square french tips, using hair inspo pics and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and...
2022-01-061h 1330 Going On 13
30 Going On 13HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR Presents The OC "The Countdown"In this episode we discuss our major cameo moment, the sordid history between Hil Duff and LiLo, msn issues, Dustin from Zoey101 as a Bondage Boy, finding the religion of The Comfy, our relationship with NYE, Oliver's resemblance to Slappy, making "jokes" about crudite, ballet flats, Maddy's ICONIC ripcurl-level pouff, suffering from hairline disfunction, Olivia's OC-style highlights, whether "crudite" is a euphemism, Smarter Child, the rules of swingers' parties, Anna's ultimate snake move and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-12-291h 3530 Going On 13
30 Going On 13HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR Presents The OC "The First Chrismukkah"In this episode we discuss Olivia's beach vacay, Aaron Carter updates, Celeb Sightings Corner, Maddy's trypophobia that manifests in a fear of too many Santas, mini dark passengers, sexual attraction to Succession characters, being a Marissahead, our stance on Adam Sandler, choppy AF hair, some inflammatory views on Love Actually, the ICONIC Mischa Barton accent, our relationship with shoplifting, Samaire Armstrong's political views, knitting baby toques, what we would look like with pixie cuts, why ex-boyfriends love giving Ferrero Roches  and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-12-231h 2830 Going On 13
30 Going On 13HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR Presents Lizzie McGuire "Aaron Carter Comes to Town"In this episode we discuss a gruesome tale from Dentist Corner, how Maddy is a full blown Fox News anchor, whether or not sitting on cold pavement gives you  hemorrhoids, eating 100$ worth of A&W, Liv's brush with fame aka her JUICY encounter with Aaron Carter, how Gordo is the quintessential "film guy", our theory that Lizzie's dad is having an affair, the horror of an entire family sharing a medium pizza, whether Lizzie's mom is bipolar, set jail, and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-12-081h 0730 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Step Up Pt.2In this episode we discuss destroying other people with clinical assessments, watching A Bug's Life in 4D, more Timbit updates, Maddy's blasphemous lie about SOMEONE eating cereal with water, threatening kids with math, how much mileage that little "bang girl" got, doing kisses in parking lots, doing big signings with agent labels, boys vs. girls dancing, Chad Michael Tatum, our current Starbucks faves, DJ's, the screen name "RIP SKINNY", classic moments with dance scouts, the character name "Tyler Gage" and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-12-021h 1330 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Step Up Pt.1In this episode we discuss Liv's jetlag from her NYC trip, dogs bein' naughty, the Hawaiian timbit debacle, Dexter's dark passenger, Channing Tatum's lack of formal dance training, being b-crazy, Maddy's intimate relationship with this flick as a dancer, the "little dancing chick from all the Missy Elliot videos" aka Alison Stoner, wanting to defund the arts because of the portrayal of arts schools in movies, the era of emotionally charged eye contact, engine engine number 9, serving people from high school, being ready for Ryan Gosling and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch...
2021-11-251h 0930 Going On 13
30 Going On 13The Lizzie McGuire MovieIn this episode we discuss ordering pizza with no cheese from the Hut, Tim Hortons of yesteryear, getting your first bra, our rollercoaster of emotions re:Gordo in this flick, the line between a chef's soufflee pouf and a conductor's chapeau, the era of binder culture (RIP binders), three-quarter length sleeves, Stockholm Syndrome-esque crushes at the resort, Olivia's infamous Vermont trip, pretending to be sick, Tiffany's jewelry,  Maddy's tale of being the shoreline for boy's to discuss their crushes with her friends, doing a casual cartwheel into a conversation, the horror of running on a date, being a #GordoGirl, p...
2021-11-111h 4830 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Rat RaceIn this episode we discuss the different chocolate bar crews and who they work for, cameos from Gloria Allred, THE iconic "tongue ring" gag, how Olivia grew up with Mr.Bean as a big part of the curriculum, if archeologists found a "Who Let The Dogs Out" cd, what happened to Amy Smart, Maddy's massive crush on Seth Green, how terrified people are of women's berginas, how you never see hot air balloons anymore, tooth ailments, running away from sex scenes during movies, Smashmouth and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on...
2021-11-041h 2530 Going On 13
30 Going On 13HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR Presents "Final Destination"In this episode we discuss the urban legend of "the girl who got her hair ripped off on Drop Zone", Maddy's run-in with her Domino's nemesis, how fun it is for Heidi Klum to dress up as "ugly" on Halloween, schoolyard chats about trailers, Devon Sawa, the intersection of mental health and a fear of flying, asking Ouija boards about air transportation, how feasible it would be to "needle" out of a plane, FD's obsession with Rube Goldberg/crazy contraption mouse trap deaths, playing Dave Matthews at a funeral, how girls without parents love welding (and cars), the fear...
2021-10-281h 4930 Going On 13
30 Going On 13HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR Presents "Hocus Pocus"In this episode we discuss costumes for doggie bois, the cultural impact of East Side Mario's, the most chilling tale from Maddy for our inaugural Costume Corner, Barbie Jeeps as family timeshares, how every kid goes through a medieval fashion phase, Liv's platform clogs from Calgary, SJP as the world's hottest witch, how Sanderson Sister-heavy this curriculum is, dreaming of a Wiccan Stars Hollow, a national pumpkin curfew, the trauma of trick-or-treating as a long baby, looking down on your crush, yabbos, doing a "Singing In The Rain", getting your descendants to take care of your cat who is...
2021-10-211h 2630 Going On 13
30 Going On 13HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR Presents "Goosebumps: Night of the Living Dummy 2"In this episode we discuss Goosebumps-themed weddings, Maddy getting roasted on TikTok aka our first ever Bully Corner (EEEEK), Pizza The Hut, the proper cadence for "not the mama", watching Grey's Anatomy as a signal of declining mental health, having a family with Slappy, an addiction to Googling net worths, skeletons flossing and dabbing, that iconic slithering G, talent shows with your nuclear family, the fear of having a child ventriloquist, updating your special skills, advertising a children's dance, Jed's little muddy footprints and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the...
2021-10-1358 min30 Going On 13
30 Going On 13HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR Presents "Halloweentown"In this episode we discuss the Amelia von Frank controversy, Liv's dastardly Fast Food Corner update, the term Uber Grand Prix, Maddy's biggest fattest fib to a delivery guy, some beauuuuutiful facts procured by our field researcher Emily, how Oregon is prime for spooky scary vibes, giving out full-size chocolate bars, Halloween-induced PTSD, "I'm with Myrtle Beach" merch, being a pick-me boy for mommy, the physics of bauble elastics, the eternal desire for a life-size Barbie Jeep, Local Boy Luke, pretending to fly on a broom, the music genre of Dumpy, when your sister has magic and you don't...
2021-10-071h 2830 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Coyote UglyIn this episode we discuss first day of school outfits, our amazing dreamboat of a new team member (Emily), why having a single dad makes you sexy, Olivia's undying love for Licks, being raised in an anti-Rimes household, John Goodman aka John Greatman, Gunther Jim Gaffigan, Maddy's run-in with some teens, our petition to keep danggers and children separate, classic blotto coyotes, the most jarring sex scene, teen sirens, busted Rudy Giuliani hairlines, how Cloverfield is the prequel, the meaning behind "Can't Fight The Moonlight", seductively dancing with your dad and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for...
2021-09-301h 4630 Going On 13
30 Going On 13AquamarineIn this episode we discuss CCRC aka Christy Carlson Romano Corner, Liv's sordid history with this flick, Maddy's sordid history with being a B-HAD B-HABIE, the iconic Hawaiian white flower print, the era of absolute DEVOTION to magazines, being bullied for being gothika, the mystery(non-existent?) brand "Amelia Von Frank", hairlines that are for "me, my husband and God's eyes only", mermaid rules, Raymond as a hot guy name, the exhilaration of seeing your teen crush, surfer boy accessories, slow dancing to Maroon 5, high-waisted mermaid tails and SO MUCH MORE!!!  Thanks for listening and w...
2021-09-221h 3530 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Gilmore Girls PilotIn this episode we discuss Maddy's infamous Subway tragedy(and her CHRONIC fast food misfortune), the inaugural Spooky Skeletons Corner/True Crime Corner, the coziest/comfiest/quaintest town in the goddamned world, our zealous NEED for fall, how annoying the personality trait of "loving coffee" is, Baby-G watches aka the most coveted accessory of all time, Alex Borstein as Suki, the conspiracy of the candy apple, Olivia's LOVE of Jess and HATE for Dean aka the "Aiden" of the Gilmore universe, the iconic "La La La", Macy Gray, java jokes and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for...
2021-09-151h 0030 Going On 13
30 Going On 13American PieIn this episode we discuss Calmeroos aka Camerons, the era of AP-themed MSN names, Sex & The City for teenage boys, what giant PREWDS we are, Alison Hannigan's method acting, the logistics of... "using socks", the infamous Sherminator aka pube tooth, Liv's phobia of Jason Biggs' hair, JNCO jeans, the bulky mahogany furniture of the 90s, the time Maddy saw a dude cosplaying Kevin, the lullabies of our generation aka BNL songs, being a teen "size-queen", the physics of a dong going into a shallow pie, the squirmy wormy feelings of teenage sex, the quintessential 2000's diarrhea scene and SO...
2021-09-081h 2630 Going On 13
30 Going On 13BAD SEQUELS MONTH Presents "Mean Girls 2"In this episode we discuss weekly trough mash potatoes, the villainous return of the SD (single dad), baby girl mechanics, Maddy quotes Ted Bundy, biker chicks who ride scooters, the utter lack of X factor, when movies/tv taste Canadian, why Tim Meadows would do such a thing, the tragedy of a miniature lunchroom, Carnegie Melon as an Ma-lma-Mater, how mad the Hell's Angels would be about this flick, the time Olivia got glued, fitted plaid shirts, French Immersion prudes, Mandy's inability to calibrate pranks, we repeatedly get men in blacked and SO MUCH MORE!!!  ...
2021-08-241h 4230 Going On 13
30 Going On 13BAD SEQUELS MONTH Presents "Another Cinderella Story" (Pt. 2)In this episode we discuss "vintage" Spacemakers, the economics of limited time burgers, being a stickler for dinner props, the 'Wood, Maddy being a demonic child wedding crasher, bigwigs casting normal pretty girls as loser-nerd-freak-rejects, masseusi budgets, how to completely F**K up a staircase reveal, ZUUUUUUNE players, Olivia's fall at Nordstrom proper, the Zune is the Shoe-ne, dance-cleaning in swiffer shoes, the price of an actor's dignity, lyrical dances about saving the troops and SO MUCH MORE!!!    Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-08-171h 3430 Going On 13
30 Going On 13BAD SEQUELS MONTH Presents "Another Cinderella Story" (Pt. 1)In this episode we discuss Olivia's rat baby zoo, being a breadhead, Jane Lynch as a popstar, U-niss vs. U-nese, all things Scooby-Dooian, the character type of "girl who wears tutus and converse", household name dancers, Maddy & her conductor hat's experience at the Brian Melo concert, FBB (full blown Bernarding), the new hot trend in film of wall living, the infamous Center Stage dance teacher, Gigli, mirror work and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-08-111h 0330 Going On 13
30 Going On 13BAD SEQUELS MONTH Presents "Bring It On: All Or Nothing"In this episode we discuss the embarrassment of packed lunches, hot girl snacks, our Brothers Grim conspiracy about this flick, non-consensual cheering, the era of side bang mania, the myth of high school coffee stands, tinytinytinytinytiny polly pocket shrugs, suffering from chronic "everybody gather round" syndrome, cheering in the bedroom, the logistics of boner covering, Olivia's experience at a male strip club (spoiler: pizza box crumping is involved), Rihanna's Little Miss Cheer competition, Maddy's cap work, and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-08-031h 5830 Going On 13
30 Going On 13ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW Presents "13 Going On 30"In this episode we discuss The Keg lore/heritage, the internet smear campaign against JGarn, our love for JuGree, school picture day, Maddy's hard-on for brown and blue, yay or nay on bra stuffing, Olivia's relationship with her butt, the era of blue eyeshadow, prehistoric paper dolls, the legal/emotional/physical/psychological ramifications of body-swaps,  magazine jobs, soft-shell lips, Ignorance Is Bliss magazine, being angry at Razzles, pumping, three sided bristol boards and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-07-202h 0830 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Boy Meets World PilotIn this episode we discuss Maddy's birthday, signature uniform flood "black dress pants" & industrial grade non-slips, a wild Fast Food Corner, viking hats at Montana's, The Keg, the story behind the name "Topanga", the Lawrence brothers, MADD commercials, Sunny D households, 90's slice of life tv, Olivia's partner calling him Mr. Finney, sinister "jokes" about kids' underwear, calling stuffed animals "stuffies", making Barbies have sex, and SO MUCH MORE!!!  Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-07-141h 1130 Going On 13
30 Going On 13The New GuyIn this episode we discuss celeb encounters, Maddy's Little Hank hat display, the purpose of hats, pigtails being called "handle bars" (puke), taking dumps in the 2000s, hanging out at prisons, the meaning of salad days, Mr. Bean schools, feeling cozy in the apocalypse, Nesquick, peanut-butter-bagels-in-the-microwave, the "American Pie" era of film, working at a mechanical bull, being a spirit rep and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-07-082h 0830 Going On 13
30 Going On 13MatildaIn this episode we discuss the Toy Story-themed 30 Going 13 sticker conspiracy, Robaxacet wooden dolls, doing PBN's, childhood obsession with all things tactile, being a smart alec, Maddy's current argument in the home, worm lights, watching movies in class, being Trunch in a bun, the evolution of playground materials, Olivia as a Hortensia, making a Miss Honey of someone, desks, current day Bruce Bogtrotter, the doll with the disappearing cherries and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-06-291h 3730 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Sisterhood of the Traveling PantsIn this episode we discuss a SHOCKING revelation about our relationship, Blake Lively's hair, Greece vacay envy, Gossip Girl books, the automatic Sex & The City dynamic between 4 women, the vulnerability of a change room, Maddy's deep-seeded fear of "steps", being hot with wet hair, Olivia's camp councillor romance,  hating complex characters as a kid, Maddy's parents' fear that she'll kill them, the sexiness of a garlic knotted shirt, Garage, what moms want on their pizzas and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-06-231h 3430 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Zoey 101 PilotIn this episode we discuss the "Little Brother" prototype, cheese pizza shortages at Pizza Nova, shows that are chain restaurants, bullying on set (eeeek), Dan Schneider rumours, a SHOCKING Britney Spears story, Maddy's insider scoop about theatre life (hint: orgies are involved), mustard colour blondes, if we were dolls, squirrels eating "nuts", Olivia's new restaurant "Aivilo", Zenon aesthetic, dink talk, fashioning tops with scissors, pink&green, pre-teens kids dancing and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-06-151h 0330 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Are You Afraid of the DarkIn this episode we discuss doggie baby bjorns, GapKids messenger bags, being a childhood freak on a leash, fangirl-ing over Canadian actors, collecting porcelain dolls, Maddy's family of dollmakers, babies named Susan, kids breastfeeding dolls, the logistics of becoming a doll, Olivia's childhood TVO trauma, the horror of scraping porcelain and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-06-091h 0630 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Raise Your VoiceIn this episode we discuss the "crime" of eating cereal raw, being an Aiden-ater, the era of everyone getting a record deal, brother/sister & father/daughter flirting (obviously), Duffian belt loops, the logistics of crowd surfing, getting mucked by a truck, whether we still have to work if aliens are real, getting bear-trapped by a toothpick, being vulnerable on a scooter, the tragic story of Johnny Lewis, the reign of Big Brown,  puka shells galore, Olivia's band Glitter, Maddy graces us with her beauuuuutiful voice (over and over) and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and w...
2021-05-251h 3930 Going On 13
30 Going On 13SleepoverIn this episode we discuss the features of a perfect sleepover house, skaterbois, "holding up the tent", halloween grab bags of actors, fuscia bedrooms, Maddy's potential career in the paint industry, teenage mischief on webcams, angry moms in bathrobes, being cheugy, the occupation of tree surgeon, YANCY, Olivia gets freaked out by an urby lege, students ruffling/rustling their teacher's hair, Sean Ferris, "great knees" and "powerful brains", beta male friends in teen movies and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-05-181h 3730 Going On 13
30 Going On 13John Tucker Must DieIn this episode we discuss doggie bucket hats, Fast Food Corner, falling in love with any boy in the proximity on a vacation, white orb webcam selfies, the anti-vax queen Jenny McCarthy, Ashanti as an actress, Olivia's cheese disorder, the conspiracy that vegans are "slutty", Maddy's mass of tooth (puke), the romance of getting rejected by a football player, Penn Badgerboi, eating froberge, flirting with beakers, our love for poopy pants, garlic knots from P Jo's, Lego hair, being a "legend" and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-05-121h 3730 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Life SizeIn this episode we discuss the evolution of Wendy's fries, made-for-tv movies, kids playing with microchips, the most single-est single dad, Trunchbull cakes, getting Harry Potter books from strangers, satanic panic, being an Eve-head, Maddy's disease where she always slips into Coolidge impersonations, loaning Barbies money, chin puppets, playing truck driver computer games, Math Circus, elementary school carpet, doll berginas, doll step-parents, getting your wet hair brushed, dad's dep, and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-05-061h 4730 Going On 13
30 Going On 13A-MONTH-A BYNES Presents "She's The Man"In this episode we discuss uneven nose holes, being a tall baby, formative Hotmail accounts, playing sports in a string bikini, the Bynesian accent, bra strap headbands, making a quotable movie your personality, looking like a Polar Express character, getting the heebie jeebies from Reboot, the phenomenon of not recognizing your own name, tripping in a flip flop, "move along Yvonne" interventions, halter tops, dressing up to go to The Keg, Limewire downloads, the mystery that is a "kissing booth", Olivia's advocacy group for Channing Tatum, Maddy's tragic Domino's undercover brother pepperoni incident and SO MUCH MORE!!!
2021-04-281h 3430 Going On 13
30 Going On 13A-MONTH-A BYNES Presents "Sydney White"In this episode we discuss the "Dear" clothing line, lace trim bandeaus for the chest/waist, Olivia's adventures at detective camp, whether plumbers should be on construction sites, Aquamarine, Maddy's concerns about trying to poo at a sorority house, being sexy at kickball, sleeping "broom style", 2000s fashion, whether Foodora is a play on Fedora, study carels, the crossover of AB's accent and Dr.EVil's accent, dork speeches and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-04-201h 5330 Going On 13
30 Going On 13CrossroadsIn this episode we discuss pink flamingos for a 40th, communal time capsules, preteen Slenderman-heads, Dan Ackroyd as a liquor magnate, Shonda Rhimes, rhinestone sunglasses, watching N'Sync videos with your grandpa, ramen noodle head aka Justin Timberlake, the worldwide sensation that was boondoggle, feeling vicarious embarrassment at high school talent shows, sleeping with wet braids, Maddy's audition for Skins, rose pattern on clothes, warlock sleeves, lyrics in CD cases, and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-03-231h 3530 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Cadet KellyIn this episode we discuss the Family Channel, step-parent trauma, Maddy's elbow brush with Shawn Ashmore, kicking children, Duffian features, the 2000's obsession with the Titanic, double the dad double the fun, Lizzie McGuire aesthetic, teenagers stopping traffic (yuck), Maddy Liv Productions, the breakout star "Tie-Dye Blankey", mochas as capitalist slop, our visceral reaction to Ren, gun dancers, the court case of the painted hair, childhood dreams of baton twirling,  paddycake dance-offs and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-03-091h 3730 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Blue CrushIn this episode we discuss the Hollywood conspiracy against Kate Bosworth, a fear of bathroom sharks, Maddy "surfing" aka boogie boarding at Cherry Beach, having a past/alternate life as a rad surf chick, Olivia's disease where she can't say Pussycat without the "dolls", the guy who surfs and films the guy surfing, touching shark snouts through waves, Jergens orange Barbie legs, Laguna Beach, buying wakeboards, being a wave stickler, day sharks vs. night sharks, fish piles, the apocalyptic sirens at a wave pool and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on...
2021-03-021h 2330 Going On 13
30 Going On 13ALL ROMCOMS ALL MONTH Presents "Win A Date With Tad Hamilton"In this episode we discuss erecting a interactive Hil Duff belt loop sculpture, Maddy's relationship (i.e fixation) with Myrtle Beach, the horror of "trying a new look" as a teen, summer salad bowls as pasta bowls, Zehrs, hair that is hedgehogian in nature, Olivia's relationship (i.e fixation) with working at Sporting Life, The OC soundtrack, medieval-style retainers, what came first the Ginnifer or the Jennifer, letting agents on planes, the "6 smiles" court case,  and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-02-231h 4430 Going On 13
30 Going On 13ALL ROMCOMS ALL MONTH Presents "Hitch"In this episode we discuss V-day at Boston Pizza, the pup-parazzi, the death of the tabloids, band tees with blazers, 2005 as the cringiest year, calling someone a damn pumpkin, dating in stark daylight, jetski vs. seadoo, Olivia's #mariomoment, impotent men on broken jetskis, Maddy's love of taxidermy aka stuffed animals, the vulnerability of putting up birthday decorations, how Jack Nicholson is always courtside, matching dad leather jackets, Hitchian expressions and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-02-161h 4830 Going On 13
30 Going On 13ALL ROMCOMS ALL MONTH Presents "27 Dresses"In this episode we discuss the "facebook mom" demographic, the rampant lack of com and surplus of rom, Maddy reveals herself as a movie theatre shusher, our phobia of teens, the cha-cha slide, the high school english teacher aesthetic, romanticizing concussions, female cucks, blondes wearing canary yellow, the Urban Everest business model, sisterly law, when parents meet playing hopscotch, anti-K Heigs propaganda, sexy "silly" dancing, slideshow smear campaigns, the single dad conspiracy and SO MUCH MORE!!!  Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-02-091h 2830 Going On 13
30 Going On 13ALL ROMCOMS ALL MONTH Presents "10 Things I Hate About You"In this episode we discuss our official stance on J-Sti, how Heath Ledger is our freak-of-the-week, Uh-Oh slime font, the signature Best Buy blue, Olivia's lifelong adherence to the Peanut Plaza ban, the blue camo cult, Van Gogh's Ear style of artwork, leather mandals, anti-flip flop legislation, the insidiousness of single dad movies, lunette the clown shoes, the REAL use of black panties, the type of person that says "agua", Maddy's dream of dancing to Biggie on a table, showing off at Long & Mcquade, marrying the CN Tower, sexual escapades while tarred and feathered, limewire specials and SO MUCH...
2021-02-021h 2830 Going On 13
30 Going On 13JANUMARY-KATE & ASHLEY MONTH Presents "Our Lips Are Sealed"In this episode we discuss Olivia's press release re: Kirstie Alley, moms who smoke in kids' movies, Polly Pocket hairstyles, our phobia of low-rise jeans, sleeveless crewneck tops, hemorrhaging taxpayer money on the Witness Protection Program, shameless farting, the word "surfie" as a slur, the 13 year old smoker demographic, Maddy going back for seconds of Molasses at Black Creek Pioneer Village, tankinis by choice, Swiss Chalet heritage, kangaroo prosthetics, Sarah McLachlan-ass music, boogie boards and MUCH MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-01-261h 3230 Going On 13
30 Going On 13JANUMARY-KATE & ASHLEY MONTH Presents "It Takes Two"In this episode we discuss room temperature 5 Alive, creepy pasta Olsen twin subreddits, our weekly reference to Christian wakeboarding, the "Lil Slugger" aesthetic, kind fatherly butler characters, Maddy's childhood crush on Steve Gutenberg, Billy Crystal wigs, showing favouritism to orphans, how Olivia was a giant baby in a custom-built stroller, trying to pull off triple XL button-downs, screenwriters' obsession with men's butts, creamy food on clothes as an aphrodisiac, going away to "boarding school" to grow out your hair and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-01-191h 3230 Going On 13
30 Going On 13JANUMARY-KATE & ASHLEY MONTH Presents "Passport To Paris"This week we discuss spaghetti straps, the time Maddy's cousin told her she needs to wear a bra, Dave Thomas' main motto about not making circle burgers, whether or not 10 year olds should run production companies, Polly Pocket hair as hair inspo, the era of wearing shoes in the house, cartoon butler statues, the ethics of commenting on a child's looks, the Passport to Paris bus tour, cross-body knapsacks, spiral hair doohickies, the TIFF film "American Cuck", handburgers, the hit single "Sugar Sugar" by Whoever The F**k, AND SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and...
2021-01-131h 3830 Going On 13
30 Going On 13JANUMARY-KATE & ASHLEY MONTH Presents "Billboard Dad"In this episode we discuss bucket hats, funky fun garage band music, msn crushes, No Doubt-style buns, mental anchors, disgraced 7th Heaven dad, our love for wakeboarding instructors, eating chips with chlorine hands, feeling sexy in a tankini, Hollyweird, circular blue sunglasses, platform flip-flops, adult relationship A-plots in kids movies, trickle down economics, flipping tiny miniature wigs, sexy tableaus, boogie boards, and as always, Maddy's favourite place.. Myrtle Beach. AND WAY WAY MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2021-01-051h 5730 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Christmas With the KranksIn this episode we discuss Maddy's signature Comfy, straw-flirting at the movie theater, strings vs. band, Dewie from Malcom In the Middle, Chicken Soup for the Soul, the Scholastic Book Fair, Dan Ackroyd's beloved crystal skull vodka, JLC in a bikini, cult vibes, the unsettling amount of snow, dads making ice rinks, doing it "Grinch Style", hickory honey hams, roast chicken purses, rooting for burglars and SO VERY MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2020-12-221h 3530 Going On 13
30 Going On 13I'll Be Home For ChristmasIn this episode we discuss JTT's influence on Maddy's stage name, the game Cuck or Suck, briefcases vs. backpacks in university, Len, Olivia's stance as an Eddie Apologist, fantasies of tormenting a parent's new spouse, showing neither GUILT nor GRIEF, belted dresses from Big Dress, little baby buzzards, our love of Aqua, cows with bangs, the National Subway Disaster of 2020, Arby's, multi-Santa phobia, our Italian cousin C Peethrio, how men love to show up empty handed, the etiquette of asking a woman's sweater size and SO MUCH MORE! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on...
2020-12-081h 3330 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Jingle All The WayIn this episode we discuss the rock n' roll agenda infringing on holiday music, the bourgeoisie class system on Crave, Friar Tuck vs. Friar John, whether or not kids have gotten smaller, corporate brand loyalty as a kid, the lack of mall culture in Canada, Olivia's favourite mall, scary xmas songs, MAM (Maddys Against Mushrooms), santa violence, "porking" Arnold's wife, inspector gadget shoehorns, Maddy's 14ft family xmas tree, skit apologists and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2020-12-011h 2730 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Drive Me CrazyIn this episode we talk about the controversy surrounding last week's episode, the amount of dioramas in the 90s, #sheeple, our passion for 5-Star binders, Matrix themed novelty bars, the illegal modifications on Designated Dave's vehicle, Olivia's alleged story of MJH's Make-A-Wish style high school visit, Maddy threatening to fight her mom at the mall, cheerleading squads with BYOS (Bring Your Own Shirt) & BYOJS (Bring Your Own Jean Shorts) policies, professional hot air ballooners, alt swimming trunks, being anti-BNL, Bittersweet jewelry, Pandora charms, teen film incest and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch...
2020-11-242h 0830 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Josie & The PussycatsIn this episode we talk about Maddy's shrunken gourds, A Bug's Life  on dvd, Olivia's alleged sleepover at the Skydome, quoting Dujour in the schoolyard, RLC's dumb dumb dumb hair, bandana headbands, platform shoes with bellbottoms, growing up as a corporate square, L&M vs. Alan M, public discmans at HMV, laminated eyebrows, the Orwellian nature of this film, the lacklustre makeover scene, alt-teens getting b-washed, Y2K=silver, pretending to be famous in Ubers, fry louffas, TRL, the Fake Blooper Toolbox AND SO MUCH MORE! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! ...
2020-11-171h 2730 Going On 13
30 Going On 13The Sweetest ThingIn this episode we discuss being Barbara Bush-types, Olivia's PTSD from a childhood birthday party, propaganda from Big Girlfriend, our stance as non-partisan re:Cam Diaz, ultra low-cut pants, primary colours in the 2000's, sharp and sepia tone hair, Christians love of wakeboarding, "bajiggity", oversized Von Dutch chef's hats, American bikinis, texting while motorcycling, overdosing on wack, Maddy showcases her voice of an angel, red mouths from kissing, our hatred of fake bloopers and SO MUCH MORE!!! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2020-11-101h 3830 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Can't Hardly WaitIn this episode we discuss how much we don't care about graduations, Tom Cruise's middle tooth, clunching our pearls, Jennifer Love Hewitt's lacklustre lewk, our teenage revenge outfits, Olivia getting in trouble at work for wearing suspenders, how much we hate SSR aka Silk Shirt Ron, the mystery that is racketeering, bringing full blown cameras to the bar, FB albums for Wednesday nights and park hangs, lip sync vs. karaoke, terrorizing people with karaoke, Maddy sucking the life force from our young people and SO MUCH MORE!!!  Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the f...
2020-11-031h 2330 Going On 13
30 Going On 13HALLOWEEN EDITION Presents "Beetlejuice"In this episode we discuss the death of iconic children's movie music, dogs that are worth dying for (all), the ghost rules for dating my teenage daughter, Maddy's oral thrush (puke), Winona's stalagmite/stalagtite bangs, making headbands out of thongs, breaking the female class clown glass ceiling, Olivia's inexplicable attraction to Beetlejuice, whether or not the Houghs choreographed this movie, American Apparel dresses, making silly/zany kids' movies about pedophiles and whether or not Maddy will get her Amazon gourds in time for Christmas... AND MORE! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2020-10-271h 0430 Going On 13
30 Going On 13HALLOWEEN EDITION Presents "House of Wax"In this episode we discuss Maddy's brush with fame on the Much Music red carpet, chai tea lattes from Second Cup, CMM's status as a freaky nasty boy, the fun vibes from a bonfire teen city hangout, operating Ipod shuffles while driving, country blumpkins, muddling wax, the breakout performance of the 15 inch fan belt, how scary Fantasia is, the 90s craze of spherical metal contraptions in horror, Olivia's love for Travis Barker's anti-gravity drums, Paris Hilton's demi-cup bralette, YTV PSA's about bugs, meles galore, dresses over flared jeans and SO MUCH MORE! Thanks for listening and...
2020-10-201h 2430 Going On 13
30 Going On 13HALLOWEEN EDITION Presents "The Craft"In this episode we discuss Maddy's past as a teen witch (and the victim of an email psychic scheme), teenage witches on Tik Tok, Travis Birkenstock, staring at gel pens for hours because of Matilda, our stance as a pro-Sopranos podcast, the perfection of casting Fairuza Balk as a witch, the lack of roofing businesses in LA, wasting spells, playing Ouija boards and light as a feather, condo rates in the 90s, snake/scorpion/worm/rat ACTRA union reps and MUCH MUCH MORE! Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2020-10-131h 0930 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Princess Diaries - Before We Watched ItIn this episode we discuss Anne Hathaway's "je ne sais quoi" hate-able qualities (Hathaway-heads don't "@" us!!!), click bait about celeb transformations, watching The Swan as a family, mini vans with DVD players, our irrational phobia of teens, the best makeover scene of all time, spiting your peers by being a secret princess, Maddy's conspiracy theories about why Olivia doesn't remember anything, the lyrics of the Fresh Prince theme song, where in the world is Erik von Detten, getting typecast as a waiter, Goosebumps, and just ultimately how obnoxious Anne Hathaway is (please, we're begging you, don't "@" us!!!).
2020-09-2953 min30 Going On 13
30 Going On 13A Cinderella Story - After We Watched ItIn this episode we discuss getting CMM induced C-sickness, single dad narratives, our obsession with current day Big Duff, the Goo Goo Dolls, Olivia's love of high school panning shots, the era of MSN & firehotquotes.com, car wash shops, what Maddy's ex ordered at Booster Juice, Diner Girl trauma, "brown and blue" as a revolutionary colour combo, and just generally our feelings of #highschoolforever. Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2020-09-221h 2030 Going On 13
30 Going On 13A Cinderella Story - Before We Watched ItIn this episode we discuss the classic LiLo girl vs. Duff girl rivalry, our unfounded scientific theories about the human memory, the institution that was MSN Messenger, Maddy's formative experience at an LA movie theatre, Lizzie Maguire's parents, Ren from Even Stevens, Olivia's subconscious transformation into a "Diner Girl", staircase reveals, brown & blue as a revolutionary colour combo and "Chuck" Michael Murray.  Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2020-09-1543 min30 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Grease - Before We Watched ItIn this episode we discuss our Pro-Grease politics, the staples of childhood living rooms, Olivia's homemade trundle situation, Maddy's lifelong fixation with the flying car, the complex evolution of our feelings about Rizzo, we play some fun-filled games and we have an EXPLOSIVE, life-altering revelation.  Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2020-09-0139 min30 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Freaky Friday - After We Watched ItIn this episode we talk the era of chunky highlights, Maddy's dreams of getting the ultimate Rock n' Roll revenge, guitar pick meet-cutes, the logistics of the Lilo soul in a JLC body/JLC soul in a Lilo body debacle, the physics of crowd surfing at daytime talk show, and the straight up horror show that is CMM in this film.  Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2020-08-2556 min30 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Freaky Friday - Before We Watched ItIn this episode we talk about Maddy's affinity for CMM, the vast ocean that is the age gap of Grade 6 to Grade 8, Olivia's religious views as a Lilo-ist, baby charcuterie boards, being Jamie Lee Curtis-intolerant, the logistics of a body switch narrative, our eternal desire to be rock chicks, and just generally how haunted we are by this film. Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2020-08-1844 min30 Going On 13
30 Going On 13A Walk To Remember - After We Watched ItIn this episode we talk about Rock n' Roll teens, horniness for pranking, Olivia's alternate realm wherein Mandy Moore is pornographic, the politics of the theatre community, tighttighttight curls, and as always Maddy uses the pod as an engine to showcase her vocal prowess.  Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2020-08-111h 0330 Going On 13
30 Going On 13A Walk To Remember - Before We Watched ItIn this episode we discuss Maddy's astral projection to a time of deep trauma, the origin of Austin Powers-Danny Zuko hybrids aka Danny Powers, the science behind 10 as the magic age, holding friends hostage on the phone, Maddy showcases her stunning vocal abilities,  and whether or not the captain of the Titanic cried.  Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2020-08-0435 min30 Going On 13
30 Going On 13Center Stage - Before We Watched ItIn this episode we talk about Maddy's career as a competitive dancer, Sandy from The OC, more about Maddy's dance career,  the clothing brand "Amelia Von Frank", Austin Powers/Danny Zuko hybrids and more about Maddy's dance career.  Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone! 
2020-07-2830 minSpilling Eve - A Killing Eve Podcast
Spilling Eve - A Killing Eve Podcast3.08 Are You Leading Or Am I with Maddy FoleyKristy and special return guest Maddy Foley break down the Killing Eve Season 3 finale. Stay tuned for our Season Wrap up episode dropping soon. IMDB Synopsis: Konstantin tries to run; Eve and Villanelle try to work out what the future may hold for them. Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatter.com Minnesota Freedom Fund: https://minnesotafreedomfund.org When They See Us: On Netflix! So You Want To Talk About Race Brought to you By: The Sonar Network
2020-06-021h 08Spilling Eve - A Killing Eve Podcast
Spilling Eve - A Killing Eve Podcast1.07 I Don’t Want to Be Free with Maddy FoleyKristy is joined by actor, writer, and web series darling Maddy Foley (@maddyfoleyfoley) to break down the seventh episode of Killing Eve, “I Don’t Want to Be Free”. They answer your eve-mails, get frustrated by how good the show is, demand a comedic film franchise for Sandra Oh and admit to a healthy level of Jodie-obsession. IMDB Synopsis Kenny is now in Moscow, as Carolyn comes home from an allnighter and tells Eve and Kenny to go back to London as Nadia has been killed while waiting to be released to the UK Authorities. Villan...
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