Shows
Laser Source[LS192] 35 HUGE Holiday Savings [SUPERCUT] (2025 Guide)The holiday season is here, and so are the laser engraving deals. Whether you’re upgrading your shop, starting your side hustle, or hunting for the perfect maker gift, we rounded up 35 laser engravers, accessories, materials, and tools worth checking out this year.
FULL BLACK FRIDAY LIST WITH NOTES: https://cloud.makearmy.io/s/HJrKf5MjnR9NSem
2025-12-0521 minLaser Source[LS191] Glowforge’s Big ProblemThis week’s episode drifts through the realities of year-end laser work — juggling ornament season, balancing what your time is worth, and knowing when to say no. The guys catch up on the November Coin Challenge, talk through design quirks like eyeballs and portal concepts, and debate community expectations versus personal bandwidth. Things shift into industry news as they unpack the Glowforge situation, the risks of cloud-locked machines, and how consumer tolerance has changed now that the market is crowded with alternatives. Mixed in are jokes, tech speculation, and some honest shop-talk about evolving the podcast format for Season 5.
2025-11-241h 06Laser Source[LS190] The Mira 5S Arrives: Unboxing & First ImpressionsEpisode 190 centers on the new Aeon Mira 5S landing in the shop and the crew digging into what makes the machine different. The conversation hits the build quality, the RF tube, why the form factor matters, and the engineering decisions Aeon got right. From there they branch into practical business thoughts about timing big purchases at the end of the year, sponsorship perks finally figured out, and getting the podcast’s audio backlog fully caught up. The Mira’s early quirks, a possible coil-whine mystery, and some fun community chatter round it out.
Learn to Laser Everything™ with n...
2025-11-181h 01Laser Source[LS189] The Pre-Holiday Review DumpThe guys talk through a wave of long-delayed laser reviews, what’s surprising them this season, and why some budget machines are genuinely excellent while others belong in a landfill. They drift into fourth-quarter production habits, rotary headaches, tumbler tricks, pattern-making wizardry, and the realities of prepping for holiday stock before everything goes out of stock. There’s plenty of joking, gear talk, shared failures and wins, and a ton of practical advice hidden behind the chaos.
Learn to Laser Everything™ with new episodes of the Laser Source Podcast EVERY WEEK. We cover laser parameters, settings, techniques and mo...
2025-11-131h 10Laser Source[LS188] Do We Need to Change Everything?Alex, Kyle, and Anthony get brutally honest about the future of Laser Everything and what it means to run a deep-dive, education-first channel in a shorts-driven, review-obsessed YouTube world. They talk about the constant pressure to “sell out” with surface-level reviews, the financial reality of depending on the LMA and community support, and how soul-filling projects (like slow-mo fiber footage and passion builds) often flop with the algorithm. Along the way they wrestle with burnout, gating content behind memberships, whether to narrow or expand the niche, how to use shorts without becoming a shorts channel, and how to reach new...
2025-11-132h 31Laser Source[LS187] Titanium Dioxide: JPPlus Aquires LBTThe crew digs into a wave of new updates in the laser world, including Johnson Plastics Plus buying LBT and what that means for titanium-dioxide marking supplies. Alex walks through a day of CO₂ testing hell with tumblers that refuse to bond, pint glasses that behave better, and how small coatings can derail a whole project. The discussion circles around metal marking fundamentals, why delivery method matters, and how easy it is to overpower TO₂ before it even activates. There’s also talk about diode vs IR modules, first-show lessons from the community, and whether some of these hybrid CO₂/di...
2025-11-131h 06Laser Source[LS186] Ghosts, Glitches & Diode DramaThis episode drifts between Halloween energy and hardware frustration as Alex unpacks the chaotic reality of the Ortur R2’s repeatability issues, mis-homing behavior, and undercooked software ecosystem. From talk of ghosts and “Jesus Chicken” to real-world testing pain, the crew breaks down why great diode modules are wasted when the supporting hardware can’t keep up. They contrast that with a genuinely impressive update to the WeCreat Lumos, swap war stories about engraving expensive mugs, and share business-season advice as the holiday rush kicks in. The show ends with a candid discussion about YouTube’s recent algorithm shift and how cr...
2025-11-131h 09Laser Source[LS185] New Clients, Old Memes, and Holiday PanicThe crew bounces between business wins, new opportunities, and absolute nonsense. Matt shares a potential high value school job and recurring sports team contracts, which kicks off a broader talk about outreach, steady clients, and using the slow season wisely. From there the conversation spirals into seasonal gifting panic, merch nostalgia, Discord memes that cannot be unseen, and a quick look at Amazon deal traps. It is equal parts laser talk, community updates, and chaotic friendship energy.
Learn to Laser Everything™ with new episodes of the Laser Source Podcast EVERY WEEK. We cover laser parameters, settings, techniques an...
2025-11-131h 04Laser Source[LS184] Little Tykes Lasers & the Race to the BottomThe trio digs into a bigger question behind the week’s chaos: when does “affordable” turn into “too cheap?” Alex’s hands-on with a $200 Ortur R1 sparks a real conversation about safety, false confidence, race-to-the-bottom engineering, and where the hobby line crosses into becoming a liability. They compare the R1 to sturdier entry-level machines, talk about modules, ecosystems, software limitations, and why some companies listen and others don’t. Along the way the guys hit vendor ecosystems, Xtool debates, business planning for Q4, school orders, and the fast-growing MakeArmy app overhaul. It’s part gear talk, part business talk, part existential...
2025-11-131h 00Laser Source[LS183] Finding Your Laser (with the Laser Finder)The team unveils the brand-new Laser Finder tool on MakeArmy.io — a guided quiz that helps beginners figure out which type of laser suits their work without sales fluff or brand bias. They walk through how it works, how it connects to the growing community settings database, and what’s next for expanding it. The conversation drifts into real shop talk: adding UV and diode options, fixing bugs, and the chaos of community feedback. From there, they preview the new “Ultimate Guide to Laser Processing” series, talk about upcoming projects (golf balls, hat patches, and unboxing the Ortur R1), and riff...
2025-11-131h 06Laser Source[LS182] WeCreat Fixes the Lumos (Finally)The crew celebrates Matt’s birthday with a mix of good-natured chaos and real laser talk. Alex breaks news that WeCreat finally pushed a long-overdue software update adding bidirectional scanning to the Lumos — prompting rants, rewrites, and a little redemption. From there, conversation swings through teardown photos for the Ultimate Guide to Laser Processing, building a universal laser test bench, the pros and cons of diode galvos, and even cutting aluminum on a fiber. Between tech tangents and trash talk, they manage to land on something deeper: using the right laser for the job, taking safety seriously, and remembering why...
2025-11-131h 12Laser Source[LS181] Material Safety 101: Research Before You Roast ItThe crew digs into the messy truth about material safety—how to really research what’s safe to laser and what can gas you (or your machine). Alex walks through the process step-by-step: using CAS registry numbers, reading modern SDS sheets, and understanding decomposition products instead of online hearsay. They talk about why “no data available” isn’t the same as “safe,” how to tell when a material’s dangerous even without a fire, and how to talk to customers who bring in mystery items. Between the chemistry talk, they also update listeners on Laser Everything’s channel lineup, the Ultimate Guide...
2025-11-131h 05Laser Source[LS180] The Ultimate Laser Processing GuideAlex and Kyle reveal the next evolution of Laser Everything’s educational content: the Ultimate Laser Processing Guide. They discuss why it’s replacing the original LightBurn Crash Course, what new topics it covers—from safety and workspace prep to identifying your laser source—and how they’re rebuilding it into 126 short, focused lessons. The conversation expands into practical talk about beam alignment, dot size, and why short videos beat hour-long deep dives. Plus, they demo the new MakeArmy.io SVG nesting tool and tackle audience questions about UV lasers, photo engraving, and beam expanders.
Learn to Laser Ever...
2025-11-131h 15Laser Source[LS179] New Gear, JP+ Fest & LightBurn 2.0 PlansBetween sickness, chaos, and way too many lasers on the way, Alex, Kyle, and Rheannon hold down the fort for a laid-back but productive episode. Rhiannon teases her new travel-accessory video featuring Johnson Plastics Plus leatherette gear (with a Dragonite passport cover for Japan), Alex previews his upcoming community-building talk for JP+ Fest, and the crew outlines their next major project: LightBurn Crash Course 2.0. They dive into the flood of new machines arriving for review, talk shop about the Index X rotary setup, and debate the terrifying joy of using UV lasers. It’s an episode packed with updates, pl...
2025-11-121h 03Laser Source[LS178] Holiday Prep & FREE Background RemoverThe guys kick back for a fun, tool-packed episode full of maker updates and new toys. Between sick kids, glass jobs, and holiday prep chaos, they dive into easy-win UV products, quick-selling ornaments, and the classic “make something for the school principal” marketing trick. Alex shows off the all-new Laser Toolkit—a collection of shop calculators for overlap, pulse width, and job timing—plus the debut of a web-based background remover that’s free, fast, and wildly useful for photo engraving. It’s equal parts community catch-up and nerdy deep dive, wrapped in real shop talk and a lot of laughs.
2025-11-121h 10Laser Source[LS177] Kickstarter Beasts and the Monport RenoThe guys dive into one of the wildest “why does this even exist?” releases yet — a massive 4×8-foot hybrid diode/CNC machine from ER that’s equal parts intriguing and absurd. They break down why multi-purpose machines rarely excel at any one task, how scale turns convenience into chaos, and what kind of maker could actually use something that big. That leads into a grounded comparison with the new Monport Reno 65 W CO₂ laser Alex just uncrated - a reminder that sometimes “simple and fixable” beats “feature-stuffed and fragile.” Along the way: real-world CO₂ vs diode fire safety, frame rigidity, Kickstarter...
2025-11-121h 09Laser Source[LS176] Rotary Failures, Crazy Clients & The Pixie LaserAlex spends the week wrestling with an impossible rotary setup—wrong pins, hot glue, and a $700 lesson in EasyCAD board compatibility—while the crew swaps their own horror stories about problem clients, endless revisions, and knowing when to walk away. Between broken boards and champagne-flute drama, they talk deposits, boundaries, and time management as small shop owners. Things lighten up with a look at the surprisingly powerful new Algo Laser Pixie, and how tiny, travel-ready lasers might change how makers sell on the go.
Learn to Laser Everything™ with new episodes of the Laser Source Podcast EVERY WEEK...
2025-11-121h 04Laser Source[LS175] The WeCreate Love Letter (and Intervention)The guys catch up after travel, cat rescues, and kid chaos before diving into a deep (and sometimes teeth-on-wire) discussion about WeCreate’s new Lumos laser. It’s gorgeous, powerful, and loaded with features - but hamstrung by missing bi-directional scanning. What follows is equal parts love letter and intervention as Alex and Kyle break down why half-speed engraving matters, how galvo timing really works, and what WeCreate could fix in one update. They also hit on event safety, live-engraving rules, and when an LLC actually makes sense for small laser businesses.
Learn to Laser Everything™ with new ep...
2025-11-121h 01Laser Source[LS174] Cleaning, Cooling & CondensationAlex and Kyle go deep on the unglamorous but essential side of running lasers: keeping them clean and cool. From the brand-new Laser Everything Buying Guide launch to the split of the Laser Source YouTube channel, they roll into a hands-on chat about airflow, dust, humidity, condensation, and why every laser deserves maintenance love. The conversation ranges from practical shop tips to UV and CO₂ quirks, blown-out chillers, unsafe enclosures, and some tortilla-filled PlayStation chaos—plus updates on new episodes, database tools, and why an enclosure isn’t just for fumes but for safety.
Learn to Laser Everyt...
2025-11-121h 12Laser Source[LS173] $9 Summit, Fresh StartThis week is all about two things: a practical invite to the Maker’s Momentum Summit and a clear plan for the Laser Source podcast edits moving to their own YouTube channel. We explain why the split helps your feed make sense again, what you get for nine dollars, when VIP access is worth it, and how our community talk fits into the summit’s bigger lineup.
Learn to Laser Everything™ with new episodes of the Laser Source Podcast EVERY WEEK. We cover laser parameters, settings, techniques and more for CO2, Fiber, Diode and UV Lasers! We believ...
2025-11-1235 minLaser Source[LS172] AI Monkeys, Toxic Basketballs & Amazon Laser DealsThis week’s show jumps between chaos and good shop talk in true Laser Source fashion. The crew starts joking about AI monkey photos and cats pulling lasers, then moves into serious ground—why “leather” basketballs are dangerously toxic to engrave, when not to trust “genuine” labels, and why safety beats experimentation. From there, the conversation widens to deal-hunting, from Amazon Prime Day steals on engravers and Brilliance inks to CO₂ Galvo vs gantry pros and cons. Between laughs, they cover wiring fires, glass engraving myths, and the ever-growing LE material safety database - plus some community ideas that might reshape...
2025-11-121h 06Laser Source[LS171] Balancing Family, Hustle & LasersAnthony’s back, and with big life changes. The crew dives into what happens when family priorities collide with small-business grind: closing a shop, moving back home, and finding new balance without losing momentum. They talk about working from a garage, rebuilding client trust, and rediscovering purpose through family and community. Matt’s kids get their first taste of entrepreneurship with a summer street-fair booth made entirely from scrap, Kyle updates his home-shop setup, and everyone swaps notes on staying flexible when life throws curveballs.
Learn to Laser Everything™ with new episodes of the Laser Source Podcast EVERY...
2025-11-121h 10Laser Source[LS170] AI, Etsy, and the End of Original ArtThe crew takes an unexpectedly deep dive into AI, creativity, and the shifting maker landscape. What starts as banter about bamboo projects, new glasses, and 3D scanning coins turns into a full-blown discussion about Etsy’s new design policies, AI art legality, and whether “real art” still matters when anyone can prompt an image. Between laughs, they touch on using AI as a tool vs. a crutch, small-shop marketing, and planning efficient workspaces without losing your sanity - or your ventilation. A surprisingly thoughtful episode about how makers adapt when the tools change faster than the rules.
Learn...
2025-11-121h 04Laser Source[LS169] Flying Galvos or Fiber Fantasy - The ACCELaser HypeMichael Mullins (Laser Engraving 911) joins the crew to break down the new ACCELaser - a hybrid fiber/diode system that’s got the maker world buzzing. They dig into how it blends fiber-laser speed with gantry precision, what makes its “no-stitch” flying-galvo tech different, and how its partnership with LightBurn could redefine usability for complex jobs. The talk expands into production realities: batch work, shop automation, and what kinds of engravers this machine is (and isn’t) for. Plus, a look at Kickstarter pricing, market competition, and why transparency between developers and LightBurn might finally make “flying galvos” viable for everyday...
2025-11-121h 09Laser Source[LS168] The Multi-Machine JuggleBetween new gear, half-finished edits, and a six-foot plywood Bigfoot, the team juggles a busy week in the shop. Alex talks about carving the massive Yeti stencil in sections on the Mira 9, testing a 3D scanner for an upcoming review, and helping Rheannon film the Ultimate Guide to Engraving Bamboo—including a gorgeous 55-minute UV run no one will ever replicate for profit. They trade lessons about learning curves, flood-fill mishaps, and why every laser library is just a starting point. The conversation drifts into what makes a good next machine, whether combo lasers ever make sense, and how to...
2025-11-121h 09Laser Source[LS167] The JPPlus Playbook - What Actually Sells in 2025 (feat. Aaron Stout)JPPlus’ Aaron Stout joins the crew to connect apparel roots with laser work, then maps out what is selling right now. The talk lands on tri-layer patches, signage that survives the elements, why the Rowmark swatch book closes deals, and how free appointment-based support helps small shops move faster. The team also breaks down CO2, UV, and sublimation acrylic in plain terms, with realistic starter paths like Epson F170 or F570 and where Flux machines fit.
Learn to Laser Everything™ with new episodes of the Laser Source Podcast EVERY WEEK. We cover laser parameters, settings, techniques and more...
2025-11-121h 08Laser Source[LS166] Better Cuts, Better Settings & The New Projects HubAlex breaks down why “percent speed” is useless without the real mm/s behind it, and how converting those numbers makes shared settings actually work. Rhiannon’s shortcuts video lands its first thousand views, and the crew shows off new database upgrades—cleaner settings pages, quick filters, multi-fill support, and the rebuilt projects library with simple, one-click downloads. Live questions turn into a mini-lesson on making one-piece word cuts that don’t fall apart, whether you’re in LightBurn or Inkscape. They wrap with a teaser for a compact 3D scanner that could help turn real objects into grayscale engraves and...
2025-11-1258 minLaser Source[LS165] Materials You Should Never Engrave (and Why)This episode centers on material safety and the debut of our community material database. We demonstrate the new status system, hazard tags, and search, then dig into why vinyl/PVC is a hard no, why some woods are not as harmless as they seem, and how coatings change the risk profile. We talk practical shop safety, ventilation that actually works, what “caution vs dangerous vs critical” really means, and how overrides are used for widely accepted materials like acrylic. We also preview how the materials database will tie into settings, lasers, and coatings so you can research safety and then...
2025-11-121h 03Laser Source[LS164] BRAND NEW UV Library Out NowThe teaser sets the tone: if you are still bouncing back to EZCAD, stop. LightBurn now covers the entire galvo workflow so you never need to reinstall drivers or juggle two apps. From there the crew drops a beta release of the UV parameter library, then gets practical about why UV sources behave so differently, how pulse width direction can invert between INGU and JPT, and why lens size matters far less than you think. Expect frank talk about safe materials, community contributions for 10-watt conversions, alignment tricks for glass and photos, and when a fiber or a big...
2025-11-121h 04Laser Source[LS163] The SasquatchAlex is trying to pee in peace when someone yells “Laser guy!” from the hallway. A painter’s assistant wants a nine-foot plywood Sasquatch cut out on the spot, and that launches the entire episode into a chaos spiral of shop stories, sick-day confessions, and sunburn complaints. From there the crew catches up on Q&A success from the golf-club training episode, how simple coaching questions can save weeks of trial-and-error, and why Max’s 6,000-pass deep engraving shocked everyone. They unpack strategies for faster turnaround, talk through when to adjust power or speed, and explain how UV settings are near...
2025-11-081h 06Laser Source[LS162] Autofocus Isn’t Broken - Your Lens Is LyingThe teaser opens with Anthony dropping a small revelation about F-theta lenses: the number printed on the lens is a theoretical value, and in real life your focal height is often wildly different. That sparks a full discussion about what F-values actually mean and why autofocus often lands nowhere near the measurement stamped on the glass. From there the guys jump into a huge pile of new blanks from Johnson Plastics Plus, the upcoming “Bamboo Ultimate Guide,” and whether fire is guaranteed when defocusing a fiber onto butcher-block boards. There’s coaching talk, golf clubs, saw blades that refuse to bla...
2025-11-0857 minLaser Source[LS161] 104% - How Makers Pivot When Prices DoubleThe teaser clip sets the tone: this is where the pros separate from the churn-and-burn crowd. Once the show kicks in, the crew jumps straight into the breaking news of 104% tariffs on Chinese goods and how that hits every maker in the United States. They steer past doom-scroll panic and start laying out real strategies: buying used inventory, tapping secondhand wholesale groups, bartering with other small businesses, leveraging local woodworkers and shops, and reframing products with reclaimed storytelling that customers actually care about. There’s heavy talk about sourcing, scams, custom duties, Amazon warehouse realities, sublimation as a low-cost ad...
2025-11-0859 minLaser Source[LS160] Consumer Machines vs Pro EquipmentThe team opens with chaos, April Fool’s jokes, and a fresh upload about ColorShop Woods that shows cutting techniques across multiple CO₂, diode, UV and fiber machines. That turns into a deeper chat about how color-drenched the material really is, why it’s better suited for cutting than marking, and how layered projects get their contrast. From there the conversation shifts to client work: Walnut watch boxes, depth vs anneal on expensive watches, and a 60-piece run of tiny keepsake knives that raises the question of how to do repetitive jobs without huge fixtures. Listeners get practical advice on fen...
2025-11-0852 minLaser Source[LS159] The L PieceThe crew starts with pudding-pack chaos and sponsor jokes before sliding into real shop talk. Everyone admits they hoard leftover material, especially those dreaded “L” pieces of acrylic and Romark, and they compare how scraps constantly bail out last-minute jobs. That leads into practical advice about engraving coins, good sources for quality blanks, why cheap “poo-tier” zinc coins are best for alignment practice, and how fiber marking black acrylic can save time and labor. Toward the end the conversation shifts into UV laser marking on enamel, MOPA vs non-MOPA deep engraving, pulse-width physics, reflection safety, EasyCAD 3 frustrations, and why the Lase...
2025-11-081h 06Laser Source[LS158] Why Small Test Grid Squares LIEThis episode starts with the crew comparing beam combiner setups before Alex admits he’s officially done aligning red dots and is moving to SPT TR tubes with built-in combiners. Matt works on brass nameplates live and breaks down his batching workflow - why repeatable templates, grouping, and frame previews save hours. From there, the group dives deep into ammo can engraving (CO₂ vs fiber, smoke management, respirators), then pivots into material settings: scan offset adjustment, power scaling on corners, why small test squares lie, and how min/max power affects burn when machines accelerate or slow down. Several view...
2025-11-081h 05Laser Source[LS157] You Can Always Add But You Can't Take AwayThe crew checks in after a brutal dad-day at the trampoline park, which leads into a surprisingly deep small-business segment about profitable micro-orders - leatherette flasks, real-brass name badges, flexi-brass plastics, and margin stacking on fast, shippable work. From there: the slow winter slump finally breaking, slate video reactions, a teaser for the upcoming ColorShop Wood experiment, and a full mini-class on lens swapping, focal lengths, and why staying stuck on one lens is leaving money on the table. The second half becomes a powder-coat masterclass - CO₂ galvo vs fiber, why batch variation matters, what to charge, and wh...
2025-11-081h 07Laser Source[LS156] When Clients DIY (…and Regret It) + Public Maker Space EtiquetteThe crew opens with some light chaos (cat talk and missing-Matt jokes) before digging into a real small-business dilemma: a client cuts a bulk engraving order in half after finding a public maker space. They debate how to handle contracts, bulk pricing, and keeping relationships intact when customers try to DIY - and why many eventually come back. That rolls into a bigger conversation about maker spaces (especially publicly funded ones), fair-use and time-abuse, and who should enforce limits. From there: shop moves and how to avoid disaster (alignment, bubbles, Z-gantry checks, leaky hoses), a quick take on xTool’s...
2025-11-0853 min
Emergency Stop26 Minutes of JuiceMatt had a gang bang and it leads the gang to miss Boyce on the podcast. Is Alex a sociopath? Let’s dive into how the death of our grandparents (doesn’t?) affect us. Does a walking corpse traumatize children? Kyle got Norovirus and snarted. Anthony plays Fart Roulette. Soup! Crisco! Cars! Moose! Ya know what, this show is garbage maybe don’t listen to it.
2025-08-2159 minEmergency StopCornAnthony Ramontez is here and thank god because Alex thinks he’s going to get shot at LBX and he’s gonna need a body guard. How often do YOU think about the Roman Empire? Anthony does stand up at a gay club and Matt day dreams about the Las Vegas of the midwest. We discuss the vast corn fields of Iowa, giant cats and if you’re bored listen for the sound of the dryer buzzer! It means this terrible show is almost over.
2025-08-211h 01Emergency StopColossal Country TimeThis week on Emergency Stop: Jessica joins us and shares in explicit detail how Colossal smells. Alex gets blasted by a poop shotgun, the gang talks sun poisoning and we munch down on some Country Time Lemonade powder. Miranda changes her breastmilk to soy and simultaneously share our favorite non-checkout-lane sweets, including the slim-jim of candy. All of this and so much more so don’t wait, listen to MCR and bate it!
2025-08-2158 minEmergency StopBee Sting SixteenMatt proclaims Bee Sting Cake the most delectable German confectionairy and the gang agrees post cereal fuckin sucks. Miranda and Matt discuss Alex’s guilt driven parenting while he comforts his crying daughter. Miranda braves ghost town BoyZone. Kyle dies from violent exothermic diarrhea. Matt’s 4x yearly injection costs $12,000 and he explains how he can tell his twins apart. Why the fuck do kids need refrigerators and how do they prepare for sweet sixteen and pregnant parties in the classroom? Find out on this episode of Emergency Stop.
2025-08-2152 minEmergency StopOctovarianOur editor, Michael, joins us in the studio tonight, moustache and all and he’s shocked he edited a video with a dead man in it. Kyle is now aging his mead, Michael critiques the show and is all too eager to show us his anime porn video game collection on Steam. Alex throws a folding chair through dry wall, slept in canoes and murdered bitches. The gang talks battleships, women have 8 ovaries to spend and Michael submitted his fucking application to LE with a cover letter written by ChatGPT.
2025-08-2153 minEmergency StopTesticular TorsionKyle’s girlfriend of 11 years Courtney joins us in the studio! Alex compares his pubes to his beard. What is Naked Play? Family calendars, a wedding in Niagara, Tax Returns and Coffee Enemas all play a role in todays episode. Matt teaches us about fragrances and we reminisce about Lincoln Logs. The gang shares insights about their broken childhood dreams and Matt has some pro-tips on surviving driving off a bridge. When’s the last time you’ve seen a birthing video? Alex has sweaty uneven balls and the guys educate Miranda about the realities of a Testicular Torsion.
2025-08-2154 minEmergency StopOnion Rings: Extended SpecialAfter a brief discussion on political correctness, Alex bores the gang with information on investing and Matt becomes a dark sexy caramel brown. Nugget quits the boob and the group trades stories about family history and parenting. Be sure not to miss Belle Delphine’s bath water, Tallywackers and a deep dive into Alex’s DeviantArt account from 2007. Speaking of throwbacks, where are all of our photos of our childhoods? Alex misses his 20’s body and Matt gives tips on being chubby. We wrap with some stupid hypotheticals from Google and confirm Miranda is indeed a Chihuahua.
2025-08-211h 45Emergency StopMommyAlex’s grandpa had a stroke and somehow no one noticed. Boyce gives us a golden doodle update and the gang wants to know when the next housing crash is going down. Boyce was homeless and had Super Nintendo at the same time. We talk about how we dealt with being kicked out and Miranda’s glad her mom is dead. Alex and Miranda will never get a hand-me-down house and we reflect on being from poor families. Boyce’s stepdad got what he had coming to him. The gang talks about their shitty moms and how much damage they d...
2025-08-211h 00Emergency StopShockedToday on Emergency Stop: Alex is deeply uncomfortable with emotions and his mom is SHOCKED! We discover the origins of Matt’s cynicism. Miranda is about to have a baby and we all agree that we won’t be scuba diving any time soon. Alex discusses all the ways he won’t die and looted Jimmy’s house for keepsakes. Miranda seduces everyone with a sexy photo. Kyle is anti-empty-nesting. We cover the shows demographics and babies with teeth. Alex makes a friend on an airplane, Miranda is mean to customer service workers and our neighbor either got dumped - or rob...
2025-08-211h 11Emergency StopHereticAnother exciting episode of the Jury Duty podcast. This week, news from Niagara, Kyle barfs holy communion and Alex is afraid of angels. The gang tries to explain sleet and ice to Matt before being interrupted by Boyce’s thick long snake that ate a class pet. Alex gets persistently yelled at by a McDonalds employee and Matt’s kids start to mature. Finally - Nugget hates driving, the gang buys some domain names and we talk our favorite b-movies.
2025-08-211h 10Emergency Stop988Welcome to America’s Funniest Falls with your hosts and Bob Saget and John Stamos! Everyone get your masks, Vic’s Vapo-rub and Alcohol and relax with an ice cold Crystal Ice! Jimmy’s farts smell like a decomposing body. Door dash is closed in the north and Jimmy loves visiting Gettysburg for the confederate flag gift shops. Alex gets personal with finances and special guest Michael Mullins meets the backrooms entity at the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas.
2025-08-211h 03Emergency StopWhomstDo we look old? Maybe. Jimmy won’t look at the camera. Crystal and John from the Riley Black Project are in the wrong place at the right time. Crystal nearly dies and gets a shot to the ass. The gummies hit John hard. Kyle vomits Cracker Barrel. Crystal contemplates a career with OnlyFeet.com and Jimmy is interested. Boyce sets off a HORRIBLE chain of events. Kyle’s balls provide customer service.
2025-08-2159 minEmergency StopTiggerMiranda is back and the baby won’t sleep. Boyce has a new studio and his father in law is building a school in Uganda. Matt’s upset about new school laws. Alex screams while vomiting and everyone agrees it’s normal, except Miranda who asks for death. Kyle eats the whole popcorn. We continue to curse Florida. Miranda bought a van and gave the salesman the stomach flu and a mouse. Boyce fights racism with two fists. Jimmy has a tattoo!?
2025-08-211h 05Emergency StopPoison IvyBoyce is in his Christmas pajamas and ready to roll. Today we’re talking TCG’s, you into Pokemon? Magic the Gathering? If not listen anyway it’s a damn good time. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to you brother? What do you do if you get poison ivy on your dick? All of these questions and more will be answered while Jimmy pinches his tiny penis and Boyce whips out old photos of him dressed like a stripper and gets in trouble in the Navy.
2025-08-211h 02Emergency StopDiapers Gone WildMiranda joins us in the studio today! Do you wear shoes in the house? Burritos used to be cheaper. Kyle contracts COVID and Jimmy’s phone is on MAX volume as he makes observations about when and how Miranda breastfeeds. Alex pisses in a diaper and the gang does SexEd. Did Jimmy get throat fucked in surgery? Let’s talk aliens, Star Wars, Star Trek and just piss on the floor. Spaceballs isn’t that good, now back to your regularly scheduled Girls Gone Wild commercial programming.
2025-08-211h 09Emergency StopCum or Drool?Some doctors knifed around in Jimmy’s neck so he’s been killing time leaving comments on PornHub. Alex looks like a blob fish because he threw out his back and Boyce looks like an expert because he threw down on the chiropractors of the world. Chris gets a pre-raise before teaching everyone how to play Cum or Drool and Jimmy gets a chubby.
2025-08-201h 07Emergency StopChris's P*ssyWhy is everyone butchering our last names? We’re experiencing Greg’s whitey tighties before giving Boyce a home welfare check. Jimmy doesn’t know what board games are because he was born in the 1910’s. Matt Rides an elephant and feels himself for an A on a spanish test. Boyce knows an idiot that thinks the Earth is round and Chris won’t stop playing with his fckin pssy.
2025-08-201h 03Emergency StopKey DeerJimmy goes to Florida but everyone else has better stories about that horrible place which include Key Deer, Boy Scouts and a Pet Squirrel named Joe. A credit card is stolen, a cockroach attends an IEP meeting, mead is brewed and Boyce teaches physics. After the show visit Matt at Blockbuster and he’ll rent you the hit new release Peach 6.
2025-08-201h 05Laser Source[LS140] 10 GRAMS of Peng Sheng for Your PengusIn this episode, we’re answering questions and diving into some fun topics! We talk about the Community Coin Challenge on Discord, Matt shows off a sleek engraving on black acrylic, and we chat about whether Emergency Stop episodes might make a comeback. Participate in the great COIN CHALLENGE! See all the amazing work people have contributed over the last year and learn how to submit your own and claim the title. PLUS - Acrylic trophies, the MakeArmy wiki, engraving epoxy - plus, a little laser maintenance talk—Peng Sheng and other lubricants—because keeping your machine running smoothly is jus...
2025-06-171h 02
Laser Source[LS140] 10 GRAMS of Peng Sheng for Your PengusIn this episode, we’re answering questions and diving into some fun topics! We talk about the Community Coin Challenge on Discord, Matt shows off a sleek engraving on black acrylic, and we chat about whether Emergency Stop episodes might make a comeback. Participate in the great COIN CHALLENGE! See all the amazing work people have contributed over the last year and learn how to submit your own and claim the title. PLUS - Acrylic trophies, the MakeArmy wiki, engraving epoxy - plus, a little laser maintenance talk—Peng Sheng and other lubricants—because keeping your machine running smoothly is jus...
2025-06-171h 02