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Club Cosmos RadioJune 2025 HoroscopeI'm quickly realizing in a year like this one, the best we can do is break it down month by month, so why not start in June? This month is sweet as a tootsie pop with an explosive center. Jupiter enters Cancer on June 9th for the next 13 months, one of the most positive transits there is! Find out what Jupiter in Cancer has looked like in history and what it could mean this time around: the housing market, the politics of belonging, nationalism, domesticity, nostalgia, sincerity, and music for babies. Things are complicated by squares to our newfound...2025-06-0945 minClub Cosmos RadioSaturn (and Neptune) in Aries w/ Leah ShirleySaturn enters Aries on May 24th, 2025, a sign it has not inhabited since the late 90’s. Leah Shirley, fellow artist and astrologer, joins me on a deep dive into both the collective implications of Saturn in this new sign as well as what it means for Neptune to be riding right alongside him. There’s no sugar-coating this ride. Suit up! See why Saturn in Aries means a rise in rebellious youth culture, clashes with militant forces, and everyday rugged heroes. See also why this Saturn ingress can’t be considered without the giant influence of Neptune. Saturn-Neptune conjunctions are si...2025-05-232h 17Club Cosmos RadioMercury in the Signs: The Astrology of WritersMercury is the guide between worlds. He describes our ability to communicate our internal thoughts to external dimensions. There is no better way to understand the power and potential of Mercury than through the craft of writing, but in what sign does it make for the wittiest writer? the one most obsessed with their mother? Most experimental? Most cinematic? Most heartbreakingly poetic?? Join me as I dive into the tenor, tone, and message of mercury in each of the signs. We have Vampire novels, screenplays, country boys, the classics, and the taboo; with an abundance of examples ranging from...2025-05-161h 24Club Cosmos RadioThe Astrology of The Modern-Day Hero's Journey w/ Martine SymsWith eyes closed or wiiiide open, listen in on my conversation with artist, filmmaker, and fellow astro head Martine Syms. A Taurus Sun, Capricorn Moon, and Leo Rising. Now that Pluto is in Aquarius the audience has changed. We don't have the same relationship to the hero's journey, nor do we need it told to us in the same way. Martine and I unintentionally attempt to tell a story of one here. We talk all things astrology, how the house is not a home (without you), squashing victimhood in the face of tragedy, grit vs Pluto, continuity...2025-04-251h 22Club Cosmos RadioFull Moon in Libra HoroscopesThe future hangs in the balance. A new reality is blazing before us and this full moon has us recalibrating very sensitive scales. Libra, the sign of relationships, social connection, justice, fairness, harmony, peace, and beauty has been sucked dry by the Aries-Libra eclipses of the past two years and left with very little strength. This full moon is a chance to delicately hit reset. Because we all know we need it. Where can you be brave enough to depend more on others, and where can you be brave enough to venture out on your own? Find out in...2025-04-111h 00Club Cosmos RadioNeptune in Aries w/Kristen StegemoellerOn March 30th, 2025 Neptune will make its first entry into Aries, lighting a fire that will burn until 2039. Race ya there! Neptune eras describe the ways in which society dreams, glamorizes, deludes, and escapes; and in Aries it’s about to dropkick us out of the trance we’ve been in since 2011. Join us as we drum up tall tales of heroes and outlaws of Neptune in Aries past. Crisis of authority! Crisis of faith! Mass uprisings! The Rights of Man! Modernism! Realism! Dynamite! Cocaine! Cowboys! Dance Mania!!!! We hope it inspires bold new visions of a futur...2025-03-281h 49Club Cosmos RadioAge of the Influencer: Neptune in Pisces, 2011-2025 (RETRO)It’s a re-run episode (but with a new intro)! What better time to revisit one of our earliest episodes than in the final closing chapter of Neptune in Pisces? On March 30th, Neptune enters Aries for the first time in 164 years and when Neptune enters a new sign we are abruptly awoken from a trance. We’re able to see the spell of the previous period more clearly and entranced by a new one.Everything changed in 2011 — Steve Jobs died, Facebook bought Instagram, Netflix invented streaming, and our relationship to celebrity, technology and identi...2025-03-211h 07Club Cosmos RadioThe Astrology of Spiritual Awakenings, w/ Natalie LabriolaSpiritual Awakenings can take many forms, but the origin story almost always entails breaking through a crisis. This is usually the doings of Uranus, a planet that jolts you from a prior self into a new one. But only after retrogrades, eclipses, and deep confusion (familiar, non?). Plus when you’re an artist and Uranus touches your Venus, the planet of art and beauty, everything you make becomes charged with this new electricity. I’m joined by artist, tarot reader, and astrologer Natalie Labriola who was generous enough to share her own experience while I dug up all the cosm...2025-03-141h 27Club Cosmos RadioThe Forecast: March 1st - 15th, 2025 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)Given the avalanche of astro coming our way, I figure what better time to give everyone the Patreon-level detailed overview of the transits to come. Sign up for regular forecasts like this at www.patreon.com/clubcosmosradioIt's still Pisces season, but in true-to-form fashion Aries interjects itself early. We're at the threshold of one of the most explosive months of 2025. Hard to embrace this sentiment given how intense January and February have been, but I'll give you the most Aries analogy I can: We're at the part of the workout where everything burns and...2025-03-0438 minClub Cosmos RadioClub Cosmos Radio 2.0Welcome to the first official episode of CCR 2.0! We're in 2025 now and it's a whole new world out there and a new format in here. I'm giving an introductory history of how my astrology life came to be and how I hope this pod can continue to evolve. There's also talk of Pluto in Aquarius, the astrology of Los Angeles, David Lynch, weather noir, and embracing the ugliness during Venus Retrograde. *✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧*✧For forecasts, horoscopes, and in-depth bonus episodes join the Club Cosmos Radio Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/clubcosmosradioCCR on IG: www.instagram.com/clubcosmosradio...2025-02-2838 minClub Cosmos Radio2025 Year Ahead HoroscopeJoin me AND Kristen for an in-depth exploration of the astrological alien minefield that is 2025! In this sweeping forecast of the year to come, we’re covering the astounding assembly line of every outer planet’s move into new signs - including Neptune into Aries, Jupiter into Cancer, Uranus into Gemini, the Nodes into Pisces/Virgo, and of course Pluto now firmly in Aquarius. We can’t underscore enough how rare and consequential this is! And don’t you worry, we even cover the retrogrades, all the eclipses, and more. Plus, our predictions for hyper-individualism; rapid transit solutions; inter-dimensional communica...2024-12-203h 13Club Cosmos RadioPluto in Aquarius Predictions and Horoscopes (RE-RELEASE)As of November 19th, 2024 Pluto officially ended its waffling and entered Aquarius for good . . . or until January 19th, 2044! Mercury and Mars are also retrograde at the moment, so let's do our due diligence and revisit an old - but still very relevant -episode, A new intro was recorded to check in on the latest from this transit in the news.
Pluto will focus its transformative powers on technology, democracy, revolution, the internet, intentional communities, outsiders, aliens and more! But this is about way more than just AI — after 16 long years in Capricorn, Pluto will also be bringing it...2024-12-061h 23Club Cosmos RadioMars Retrograde HoroscopesOn December 6th, Mars - our planet of pure energy, ambition, zest, libido, and rage - stations retrograde in Leo. It will stay retrograde, making its way back into Cancer, until February 23rd, 2025. This week I give the rundown on what to expect from this strange slog of a transition into the new year. This includes all the dates in January and February to lay low and the ones for sweet relief and Mars rx horoscopes for every sign. I also provide a very small moment of silence for Pluto in Capricorn, reflect on all that has passed under i...2024-11-221h 16Club Cosmos RadioMeet Mars in the SignsFeeling rageful? Feeling victorious? What better time than to learn about your Mars sign. Your fighter, your guard dog, your engine and life force. Mars will be retrograde from December 6th, 2024 thru February 23rd, 2025. A time sure to be full of many speed bumps, so I spend this week covering some basics of the red planet in order to set us up for what to expect. Mars retrograde horoscopes coming soon!
00:25 Rant
30:00 Mars in mythology and symbolism
32:19 Mars astrological meanings
34:25 Mars in Aries
35:40 Mars in Taurus
36:56 Mars...2024-11-0856 minClub Cosmos RadioThe Astrology of Martha StewartWe all deserve a break from the current affairs. Join Maliea's Patreon for November's astrology and a rundown of the news. But for now, let’s be WASPs for Halloween! Join me as we take our morning stroll on the grounds of a 19th century farmhouse compound back East and prepare the vegetable gardens, the orchards, the personal trainer barn, 5 dogs, 3 donkeys, 5 horses, 13 peacocks, 50 canaries and everyone else we forgot for the coming gorgeous holiday season. We have a rustic Fall Harvest Supper for 75 tomorrow! Followed by some light insider trading.
Find out why Leos always make for...2024-10-2555 minClub Cosmos RadioHoroscope for October 15th - 31st [PATREON EXCLUSIVE]Listen, we recorded an episode for you all last week, but sadly hit a snafu when one of our microphones hit the floor and broke a . . . something. To make up for it we’re releasing a full-length episode from Maliea’s very own Patreon! Besides, these last two weeks of October may be some of the most astrologically tense weeks of 2024 so it’s important to brief you on the details. Become a member to get horoscopes like this one in your feed twice a month AND to support our sweet, devoted labor of love (and microphone repairs).
...2024-10-1546 minClub Cosmos RadioSynastry! (feat. Kate Adams & Max Azulay)We're touching down into the vast terrain that is relationship astrology. When two become one! Or in this case, when two become too many ideas. Or when two write a romantic comedy together and actually fall in love playing the characters they wrote. I'm joined by the hilariously charming Kate & Max - a newly-engaged couple who collaborate on writing, acting, and directing - and who were generous enough to subject themselves to some cosmic interpretation. We discuss the way their charts (funhouse) mirror each other, Mercury retrograde writing, 8th house process, sports metaphors, emotional cave dwellers, emotional astronauts, and...2024-09-271h 41Club Cosmos RadioPisces Eclipse Horoscopes! (feat. David Odyssey)We’re quickly approaching eclipse season and opening up an entirely new set of animated beginnings & endings in the signs of Pisces and Virgo on September 17th. What does it mean to open a new eclipse cycle as another one (in Libra and Aries) comes to an end? What are the micro and macro themes at play for us all? No one better to swim these waters with than my guest and fellow astrologer, writer, and visionary David Odyssey (@david_odyssey). We discuss the wellness chokehold, self-love, self-flagellation, Cunningham’s Law, sexy Catholicism of the 80s, global music, Sesame Stre...2024-09-131h 54Club Cosmos RadioThe Astrology of a Creative PracticeMercury is finally direct again and it's time to get in the kitchen! or the studio! the streets! wherever! It's a solo episode with Maliea and I'm unspooling the web of astrology that makes up an artistic vision. I cover what planets to look to for every aspect of your creative practice -- from creative blocks to collaborations; the style & themes every sign develops, and a glorious swath of famous examples. PLUS I catch us up on the Oasis Reunion, the problem with Blake Lively, hundred million dollar podcast deals, the miracle of ultrasound and *most importantly* an update...2024-08-301h 21Club Cosmos RadioCosmic Weather Report - The Astrology of the Rest of 2024This is a solo episode! It's just you (the listeners) and me (Maliea) for now and we have sooo much to debrief. The unhinged half of the year has officially commenced with a bang. This week I'm talking the astrology of the assassination attempt on Trump, the global tech outage, Biden dropping out of the race, Kamala, Rupert Murdoch, and Oh, Mary! Plus I give a weather report on all we can expect from the cosmos in the next 5 months, both collectively and personally. May we recite the Jupiter in Gemini mantra: change is chaos and chaos is change. Tis...2024-07-2655 minClub Cosmos RadioCancer Mood Board — FULLY LOADEDThis might get a little emotional, y’all… Our Mood Boards have gone all the way around the zodiac and now we’re landing back at cancer for our final episode before we take a big long maternity break. So apropos then that we’re going out with an exploration of the nurturing, sentimental and witchy water sign thats’s here to teach us the the power of honoring our feelings.
We’re talking Lana del Rey, nostalgia, lunacy, power-guilting, Danzig, Americana, Courtney Love, cartoons, the Chariot, mommy/baby roleplay, attachment styles, cancerian rebellion and so much m...2024-07-052h 13Club Cosmos RadioPerfume Astrology with Nose CandyWhat does your star sign smell like? Is it roses and shampoo? Or B.O. and CD-roms? Join us with this week’s extra fun, super fab guests Maddie and Chloe of the Nose Candy podcast to find out! In this yap fest for the ages, we compare notes on the fragrances of the zodiac, locate signature scents in the natal chart, play guessing games with mystery perfumes, break down Maddie + Chloe’s fire sign sisterhood and so much more!
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1. Burning Barbershop by D.S. & Durga
2. Snowy Owl b...2024-06-282h 15Club Cosmos RadioGemini Mood BoardY’all ready to yap? It’s Gemini time! This week is a love letter to the curious, brilliant, always over-stimulated, occasionally diabolical genius of Gemini. This endlessly adaptable air sign throws all certainty out the window for the love of asking questions, teaching us that getting interested in everything makes everything more interesting. We’re talking twins, Prince, goofball behavior, Azealia Banks, accidental optimism, gender bending, the Olsen Twins, lying for fun, Marilyn Monroe and more! 2024-05-241h 24Club Cosmos RadioThe Best Dancer of the ZodiacIn this week’s mini ep, we’re talking about the astrology of the digital guillotine trend, Hailey Bieber’s suppressed Sagittarius energy, whale communication, solar flares, King Charles’ cursed portrait, 80s influencers and more. Plus, we’re giving you your horoscopes for our wild first week of Gemini season, featuring a gorgina conjunction between Venus and Jupiter and an mega indulgent Sag full moon.
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Follow Kristen HERE2024-05-1756 minClub Cosmos RadioJupiter in Gemini HoroscopesOn May 25th, the planet of opportunity is leaving slow and steady Taurus to spend a year in the quick and curious sign of Gemini. It hasn’t been there since 2012! Get ready for tech breakthroughs, info overloads, FLIRTING, lots of variety, truly insane accessories and gorgeous growth in a new area of your chart. We’ve got your horoscopes for a year of big fun and dizzying details — plus this week’s forecast, the astrology of Drake v. Kendrick, brain worms and the Met Gala!
HOROSCOPE TIME STAMPS:
Gemini - 01:02:40
Cancer - 01:07:25
Leo - 01:11:02
Virgo - 01:16:27
Libra - 01:20:58
Scorpio...2024-05-101h 51Club Cosmos RadioTaurus Mood BoardWe’re back! And this week we’re celebrating the sensuality, the strength, and the grounded gorgeousness that is Taurus! This languid, resourceful earth sign is here to teach us to take our time savoring the pleasures of the present. We’re talking camp, hedonism, loud luxury, Cher, hoarders, dictators, the art of stubbornness, Lisa Frank, resting bitch face, Nathan Fielder and our hypothesis that Taureans are low-key the biggest weirdos of the zodiac. Plus, we’ve got a big old eclipse season recap and your horoscopes for the week!
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2024-03-291h 41Club Cosmos RadioAries Mood BoardLook alive, people — Aries season is here! This feisty mars-ruled fire sign is the starting pistol for the whole zodiac and it’s here to teach us that life is a fight, but fighting is fun! We’re talking about all of our favorite Aries traits, the hero’s journey, DIVAS, the art of annoyance, fearless self-belief, Vivienne Westwood, coach speeches, Wilhelm Reich, Houdini, action stars, the SCUM Manifesto, the Emperor card and more! Plus, exclusive intel that put our Kate Middleton search to rest and your horoscopes for this rowdy eclipse week.
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Aries Rising: 42:09
Taurus Rising...2024-03-151h 31Club Cosmos RadioThe Astrology of Science FictionThe spice is flowing this week as we voyage beyond the known universe into the funky, far out, ultra-uranian astrology of sci-fi! What are the signs and signatures that get more life from imagining alien worlds, technological leaps, time travel, big brother dystopias and cyberpunk raves? What does Uranus do to our charts and the zeitgeist? Come with us if you want to learn! Plus, we’re unpacking the astrology of Kate Middleton’s gone girl behavior and throwing the whole weight of our podcast behind the 2004 Jonathan Glazer film, Birth.
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Follow us on Instagram HERE2024-03-081h 59Club Cosmos RadioPisces Mood BoardThis week we’re getting lost in the misty dreamlands of Pisces — the creative, compassionate water sign here to teach us how to transcend through surrender. We’re talking oceanic feelings, messiah complexes, surreal Venus lore, Gloria Vanderbilt’s bathtub, body horror, con artistry, playing the victim, Johnny Cash, mad glamour and more! Plus your forecast for this funky Full Moon in Virgo week!
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Follow Kristen HERE2024-02-091h 56Club Cosmos RadioPluto in Aquarius Predictions + HoroscopesWelcome to your sci-fi era! Pluto will be in the radical sign of Aquarius for the next 20 years, focusing its transformative powers on technology, democracy, the internet, intentional communities, outsiders, aliens and more! But this is about way more than just AI — after 16 long years in Capricorn, Pluto will also be bringing its spicy brand of evolution to a whole new area of your life. This week, find out what this mega shift in energy will mean for the collective and you with your Pluto in Aquarius rising sign horoscopes!
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Aquarius Rising - 01:24:27
2024-02-021h 48Club Cosmos RadioAquarius Mood BoardWe're back from our break and we’re unpacking the electric, eccentric contradictions of Aquarius — the visionary air sign here to teach us that sometimes revolution is the only rational choice. Even though Aquarians HATE to be labeled, we’re talking about our favorite Aqua traits, kitsch, vegans, Portland stuff, boy bands, Paris Hilton, scary blue eyes, rebels without a cause, Megan thee Stallion, tricksters, cool kid disease, the hipster era, the Star card and more! Plus the astrology of the week and the pure Leo madness of J.Lo’s new movie trailer.
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Follow Krist2024-01-261h 58Club Cosmos RadioCapricorn Mood BoardTime for a kiss from daddy, it’s Capricorn season! For our season finale, we’re exploring the Saturnine superpowers of Capricorn — the worldly, ambitious earth sign here to teach us that our wildest dreams need strong foundations. We’re talking about our favorite Cap qualities, Dolly Parton, boss energy, Andy Kaufman, time travel, cheekbones, suit fixations, 90s supermodels, dominatrixes, the Devil card and more! Plus, enjoy our last weekly horoscope of 2023 and a very sloppy convo about ants and Christmas movies. See you in January!
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Follow Kristen HERE2023-12-221h 34Club Cosmos Radio2024 Year Ahead HoroscopesJoin us for in-depth exploration of the astrological vibe-scape of 2024! In this sweeping forecast of the year to come, we’re covering the hard launch of Pluto in Aquarius, Jupiter’s move into Gemini hyperdrive, all the retrogrades, all the eclipses, and more! Plus, our predictions for major tech breakthroughs, harebrained election theories and all the best dates of the year to use for fun and profit.
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Follow Kristen HERE2023-12-0142 minClub Cosmos RadioSagittarius Mood BoardGo big or go home, Sagittarius season is here! This week we’re exploring the funky philosophy of Sag — the optimistic, maximalist fire sign that teaches us to break free of our limitations to squeeze the juice out of life. Plus, we’re giving you a forecast and survival tips for next week’s tense Gemini full moon and Venus-South Node conjunction! We’re talking about our favorite Sagittarius traits, Sag pop icons, whistleblowers, casinos, Cassavetes, costume parties, psychedelia, the Temperance card, Peter Pan Syndrome and more!
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Follow Kristen HERE2023-11-241h 37Club Cosmos RadioYour Astrology Questions Answered, Part 1Our listener mail episode is here at last, and you sent over so many juicy questions that we’re making it a two-parter! This week we’re talking about synthesizing your big three, stelliums, elemental imbalances, planets in detriment, critical degrees, being born on an eclipse and much much more! Plus, we’re getting into this week’s juicy mars cazimi, celebrating the Gemini chaos of North West and asking an important question of our own — which signs are most likely to be Disney adults?
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Follow Kristen HERE2023-11-171h 14Club Cosmos RadioThe Power of Pluto in Your ChartGrab your head lamp, we’re going to the underworld! This week is all about Pluto — astrology’s icy power broker that rules radical transformation, depth psychology, domination and ultimate liberation! We’re talking generational cycles, Pluto mythology, capitalism, shame, the Judgment card, the power of empathy, and a very juicy theory — is the Plutonian era coming to an end? We’ll break down what your Pluto placement means for your evolution, and what having a strong Pluto means for your chart. Plus, horoscopes for the week, the dumb phone revolution, and the return of the orcas!
...2023-11-101h 25Club Cosmos RadioThe Astrology of the Real HousewivesWelcome to the Cosmos Clubhouse! This week we’re talking about our other great passion — the Real Housewives. Come take a trip through the housewives zodiac and find out which signs dominate at BravoCon, which signs are purely friend-of material, and why this empire of screaming women could have only been built by a Gemini.
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Follow Kristen HERE2023-11-031h 34Club Cosmos RadioThe Astrology of Britney SpearsEmergency episode! We read the memoir and this week we’re dedicating the entire ep to the astrology, the magic, the tragedy and the glory of the people’s princess, the sagittarius icon — Ms. Britney Jean Spears. Justin Timberlake, you will be dealt with! Buy the Woman in Me. Stream the Blackout. Britney 4EVA.
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Follow Kristen HERE2023-10-271h 18Club Cosmos RadioScorpio Mood Board + Taurus Eclipse HoroscopesThis week we’re diving deep into the magical mysteries of Scorpio — the sexy, transformative water sign here to teach us how to feel more alive by fearlessly embracing our shadows. Plus, we’re covering your rising sign horoscopes for the partial lunar eclipse in Taurus on October 28! After discussing our girl’s trip to the heart of bridesmaid country and Golden Girls astrology, we chat about Will and Jada’s confusing relationship reveals and the himbo Taurus excellence of David Beckham. Then we discuss our favorite Scorpio traits, water mars, depth psychology, scorpion tattoos, obsession, Drake behavior, the Death card...2023-10-201h 41Club Cosmos RadioThe Astrology of Horror MoviesDo you like scary movies? Because we sure do! This week, we’re going deep into the spooky history and fascinating astrological signatures of the horror genre, taking a spine-tingling trip from gothic literature and monster movies to 80s slashers and A24 horror. Then, we’re sinking our teeth into the unique horror style of each sun sign in order to identify the biggest ghouls and supernatural superfreaks of the the zodiac! We’re also covering the hot synastry of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, more Mars-South Node chaos in washington, and the forecast for the week. Tune in if you...2023-10-131h 47Club Cosmos RadioAll About Eclipses + Libra Eclipse HoroscopesBuckle up — eclipse season is here and this one’s big! We’re officially wrapping up the Taurus + Scorpio eclipse cycle and opening the door to a new 1.5 year story of big beginnings, big endings and juicy transformations in the Aries + Libra parts of your chart. This week, we’re exploring the deep history, astrological significations, mysterious weirding and evolutionary potential of eclipse cycles, with predictions for the kinds of stories these eclipses will light up in your chart. Plus we’re talking about Tupac’s case reopening, the WGA strike deal and the Washington chaos sparked by mars on the south...2023-10-061h 08Club Cosmos RadioLibra Mood Board + HoroscopesWe're back, baby! And we're kicking off season two with a celebration of the beauty and complexity of Libra — the sophisticated, social butterfly air sign here to teach us how to keep the peace when love is a battlefield. After catching up on our travels during the break and taking a peek at Olivia Rodrigo's chart, we dive into the astrology of the first week of eclipse season – including the spicy Aries full moon on September 29! We're covering soft power, mirroring, the justice card, the dark side of Venus, influencers, Libran rockers, Oscar Wilde, Betty Draper culture, Pedro Almodovar, the...2023-09-291h 07Club Cosmos RadioVirgo Mood Board + Mercury Retrograde HoroscopesFor the final episode of season one, we’re exploring the agony and ecstasy of Virgo — the perceptive, analytical earth sign here to teach us that perfection is a messy process. Plus, we’ve got your Virgo season forecast and rising sign horoscopes for mercury retrograde.
We’re covering Virgo’s non-virginal origin story, land stewardship, the hermit card, floppy English charm, martyrdom, high fashion virgos, ballerinas, praise kinks, Mary Oliver, body horror, Elvira, Leonard Cohen and the one virgo to rule them all — Beyoncé!
Thank you so much for listening to...2023-08-251h 19Club Cosmos RadioMeet the Moon Signs, Part 2We’re back with part two of our tour through the moon signs! Learn all about the inner worlds, emotional processing and nurture needs of Libra through Pisces moons, plus what it means when your moon lives in the 7th-12th houses. We’re also doing a Venus retrograde wellness check and discussing the Montgomery Brawl, Tory Lanez’s sentencing, our love for Small Town Security and the hairy Mars-Neptune opposition on August 22nd (hello hurricane Hilary!).
LIBRA / 7th HOUSE 21:28
SCORPIO / 8th HOUSE 27:46
SAGITTARIUS / 9th HOUSE 37:16
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Thinking Reimagined® with Dr. AmaYouth Voices: The Passion to InspireIn the fast-paced digital age, where social media's allure competes with the need for meaningful opportunities, African youth find themselves at a crossroads. The youth are harnessing their passions with newfound skills and the desire to shape their destinies through positive change within their communities and beyond.
Thinking Reimagined®️ takes a deep dive into the challenges faced by African youth today whilst offering a ray of hope and actionable solutions. This episode features a diverse and impressive group of young people from Nigeria, Liberia, United Kingdom and South Africa.
This youth edition addresses social media distraction, mental health, drug abuse, une...2023-08-1852 minClub Cosmos RadioMeet the Moon Signs, Part 1This week we’re taking you to astrology school with a deep dive into the emotional heart of your chart — your moon sign! The moon is where our feelings live, showing us how we nurture, process, and express our emotions (or don’t). It also teaches us what emotional fulfillment looks like! For part one of this series, we’re looking at the moon through the first six signs and houses of the zodiac. Plus, we’re processing our own emotions about the loss of Pee-Wee, car dysmorphia, and the astrology of the Lizzo lawsuit and Pinky Doll.
ARIES...2023-08-111h 08Club Cosmos RadioLeo Mood Board + HoroscopesLeo season? Purr. This week we're celebrating all the big-haired, big-hearted, big-drama glory of Leo — the dazzling solar sign here to give us the courage to become the main character of our lives! Plus, we've got your Leo season forecasts and rising sign horoscopes for next week's funky and electric Venus-Uranus square.
After breaking down the astrology of Doja Cat's war on her Kittenz, Ariana Grande's 'Thank U Next' approach to marriage and ALIENS, we discuss our favorite Leo traits, the significance of your sun sign, healthy narcissism, the Strength card, performance mindset, Kate Bu...2023-08-041h 16Club Cosmos RadioThe Astrology of Cheating & AffairsWhat do the charts of Tristan Thompson, Tiger Woods, Eddie Fisher and Jax Taylor have in common? Find out this week as we embrace mess and explore the astrology of affairs, cheaters, and side chicks.
After unpacking the chaos of last week’s transits, Venus retrograde, Barbenheimer and the parade of celeb breakups, we discuss the science of infidelity, mars + venus drives, Scandoval, Brangelina, political marriages, and the natal placements most challenged by monogamy. Alexa, play Confessions, Part II!
CORRECTION: The originator of sexual conflict theory was Geoff Parker, not...2023-07-281h 05Club Cosmos RadioThe Astrology of ADDOn this week’s ep we’re hyper-focusing on the historical, social, and astrological constructions of Attention Deficit Disorder, aka ADD! We’re talking about this week’s big transits (hello nodal shifts!), 12th house summers, the DSM, dopamine addiction, the trains that changed our brains, Mars-Neptune aspects, natal retrograde planets (and why they’re fab), Virgo solutions for Pisces problems and the fabulous charts of ADD celebs + moguls.
IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode is NOT about diagnosing ADD through astrology! Only a psychiatrist can do that, babes.
DATE CORRECTION: The first Ar...2023-07-141h 00Club Cosmos RadioCancer Mood BoardThis week’s pod is a love letter our Cancer cuties! This nurturing, intuitive, spooky, sulky lunar sign is here to teach the whole zodiac a thing or two about holding our histories and feeling our feelings.
After answering a listener question about Dennis Rodman’s chart, we discuss our favorite crab qualities, water sign behavior, Cancerian torture tactics, high octane subjectivity, Larry David, Cancer in the tarot, smeared lipstick aesthetics, mommy / baby dynamics, Lana del Rey, nostalgia, Marcel Proust and other pop culture recs for Cancer season.
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2023-07-0758 minClub Cosmos RadioAge of the Influencer: Neptune in Pisces, 2011-2025Story time! On this week's episode we're breaking down the Age of the Influencer with a deep dive into the into the mega dissociative Neptune in Pisces era from 2011-2025.
Everything changed in 2011 — Steve Jobs died, Facebook bought Instagram, Netflix invented streaming, and our relationship to celebrity, technology and identity changed forever. Join us for a Pandora's unboxing of the dreams, fantasies and delusions that come with boundary-less interconnection, and explore the rise of social media, influencers, pop spirituality, GOOP, stan armies, and parasocial relationships through an astrological lens!
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Follow Kristen HERE2023-06-301h 03Club Cosmos RadioThe Astrology of Grunge: Rebel Girls, Cop Killers & Negative CreepsPut on your worst flannel and follow us into the ultra angsty culture and crazy cardinal astrology of the early 90s — the era that gave us grunge, gangsta rap, riot grrrls and the queen of our world, Courtney Love.
After checking in on the orca uprising, we talk Gen X astrology, daddy issue transits, the ballad of Kurt + Courtney, Leo presidents, Hole fandom, the LA riots, Aquarius icon Ice-T, Kathleen Hanna's Scorpio aesthetics, the humiliation of Axl Rose and beanie babies. Learn how the astrology of this moment connects to today (hello Saturn in Pisces) and hear am...2023-06-231h 00Club Cosmos RadioVenus in Leo + Venus Retrograde HoroscopesLights, camera, exes! Venus, planet of attachments, aesthetics and values is going to be vamping it up in the fabulous sign of LEO until October 8th, thanks to a nice long retrograde on July 22. Learn all about the spooky magic of venus retrograde cycles and what they mean for the collective (scandals! drama! celebs behaving badly!). Plus, get our personalized predictions for what this transit will mean for your rising sign and enjoy our Venus in Leo film, tv and lifestyle recs to get you in the mood.
Topics include the strange coupling of Bill Murray + Kelis, Katie...2023-06-161h 01Club Cosmos RadioYour Year of Jupiter in TaurusJupiter is in Taurus until May 25, 2024. What does it mean for us when the planet of expansion enters the sign of abundance for a whole year? Join us on a frolic through the sensual springtime pastures, Venusian bubble baths and earthy super-strength of the Taurus archetype to find out! In this episode we discuss the power femmes, girl dads and camp icons of the Taurus pantheon, explore tarot correspondences, analyze the fashion trends and innovations from Jupiter’s last tours through Taurus, and dig into the possibilities of what this transit might mean for the collective. Spoiler alert: there wi...2023-06-091h 07Club Cosmos RadioThe Astrology of It GirlsMaybe she’s born with it, maybe she’s a fixed sign with a 0' venus! Light your cigs, strike a pose and smile for Warhol— this week we’re exploring the rich history and fascinating astrological signatures of the It Girl! Join us on a journey through the glittering lives and charts of our favorite downtown darlings, tragic debs and club urchins including Clara Bow, Edie Sedgwick, Chloë Sevigny, Cory Kennedy and more.
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REFERENCES
What was (and is) the It Girl? by Matthew Schneier (2023)
Clara Bow – She’s Got It
Edwardian designer Lucile, Lady Duff Gordon gets her Due by Con...2023-06-021h 21
Y Life ScienceWaste to Energy with ExtremophilesMaliea Holden and Kate Scanlan talk with hosts, Austen Lambert and Katy Knight about how to create energy from waste (yes, they work with poop) using extremophiles, or organisms that live in extreme environments. Maliea and Kate work in Dr. Zach Aanderud's lab at Brigham Young University. In this episode they share some stories about field and lab work as well as why they enjoy this research and why they feel it is important.This episode was recorded on June 8, 2022.2022-06-1327 min
Your Fellow HumanMaleia - Knowing OneselfMaliea shares with me why she values speaking about her unconventional and colorful upbringing more these days, why letting go of fear and judgment of what some may think has brought her an ability to encourage others. We talk about how learning to let others offer acts of kindness and care is something she sees as a sign of growth and mutual friendship in herself. We talk education and how she had to choose later in life to learn her potential and the love she now has for learning. We talk about what being rebellious meant in her world...2021-10-2757 min
The Cosmic SavannahEpisode 35: Rising StarsThis week we feature some rising stars in African Astronomy! We're joined by high school learners Indiphile Madletyana and Thabo Maliea who both show great promise as aspiring astronomers, as well as Masters students Sumari Hattingh and Reikantseone Diretse who discuss studies of galaxy clusters using the Hubble Space Telescope. Check out the show notes at www.thecosmicsavannah.com for related links, pics, info and the full transcript.
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GNAC InsiderGNAC Insider: Episode 79Guests...
Simon Fraser wrestler and GNAC SAAC national rep - Ryan YewchinSeattle Pacific multi-event competitor - Maliea LuquinCentral Washington men's basketball guard - Joey Roppo
The host for season 4 is Rob Lowery. Produced by GNAC Media Relations Assistant Iain Dexter, this 30-minute program will air live Tuesdays at 7 p.m. Pacific time during the 2015-16 academic year.2016-01-2039 min