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It's A Maravelous Life#191 A LITTLE BIT OF LIGHT TO GET OUT OF THE DARKNESS With The Combat DivasMara welcomes Tonnisha and Tiffany of The Combat Divas Podcast for today's episode. They talk about their careers in the military as Truck Drivers in a very volatile combat zone, witnessing a battle buddy and brother get killed during combat, experiencing boot camp and life as a hot, female cadet, dealing with race in the military and how to keep pressing forward even though you want to end it all. We also talk about being the kind of woman that lifts each other up and surrounding yourself with people that are truthful even though the honesty is gonna sting...2021-01-2052 minIt's A Maravelous Life#191 A LITTLE BIT OF LIGHT TO GET OUT OF THE DARKNESS With The Combat DivasMara welcomes Tonnisha and Tiffany of The Combat Divas Podcast for today's episode. They talk about their careers in the military as Truck Drivers in a very volatile combat zone, witnessing a battle buddy and brother get killed during combat, experiencing boot camp and life as a hot, female cadet, dealing with race in the military and how to keep pressing forward even though you want to end it all. We also talk about being the kind of woman that lifts each other up and surrounding yourself with people that are truthful even though the honesty is gonna sting...2021-01-2052 minIt's A Maravelous LifeEP 174: Dr Brian SheppardDr Brian Sheppard, of Doc Talks, on YouTube and famously from TicTok, joins Mara and Joelle to talk the psychoanalysis of relationships, breakups, attraction and how being a minister does not get in the way of his therapy career. We also talk about his family life and how he met his wife and son. Justice was served with a lot of tears from Mara on this one. Such a great listen, Such a great human! Please rate, review and subscribe to his pod, instagram and YouTube channel! Love you all!2020-08-0350 minIt's A Maravelous LifeEP 174: Dr Brian SheppardDr Brian Sheppard, of Doc Talks, on YouTube and famously from TicTok, joins Mara and Joelle to talk the psychoanalysis of relationships, breakups, attraction and how being a minister does not get in the way of his therapy career. We also talk about his family life and how he met his wife and son. Justice was served with a lot of tears from Mara on this one. Such a great listen, Such a great human! Please rate, review and subscribe to his pod, instagram and YouTube channel! Love you all!2020-08-0350 min
The Happy Never After PodcastEP 171 Professor Dr Debra ThompsonDebra Thompson, PhD, Divorcee and professor of Black Lives Matter and American Democracy joins Mara for today's episode. Debra inadvertently opened up Mara to a whole world of information about inherent bias, institutional racism and a type of open-minded that Mara did not think existed. Don't worry, they talk divorce;) Follow Debra and all of her work on twitter or Facebook. The course study discussed will be published on the Happy Never After Facebook page! 2020-06-241h 14
The Happy Never After PodcastEP 189 Byron BowersByron Bowers, one of my favorite humans and comedians joins Mara Marek today. From their meager starts to Byron just featured on the big screen on Honey Boy and Comedy Central, we talk about everything. His marriage, his fathers recent passing, using the same condom too many times, doing mushrooms and too much acid on accident. Such a fun ep. Byron is an incredible comedian...you should follow him and all of his projects2020-05-261h 39
The Happy Never After PodcastEP 189 Co Quarantining with Clark JonesClark Jones, comedian from Comedy Central and Host of Classic Black Dude, joins Mara to discuss sending nudes, growing up in a female dominated home, and quaranpeen gone wrong! This one is doozy! Thank you for listening. Tune in to Clark's podcast also! and PLEASE rate, review, share...all the things to help us grow and keep this podcast free of charge2020-05-131h 12
The Happy Never After PodcastEP 188 Insta-GRAHAM KayGraham Kay! Joins Mara to talk getting into a relationship after so many hiccups in his past. We talk about being accountable for your part in the relationship and hope for the future, annnnd phone fucking! Follow Graham on insta at @InstaGrahamKay ITS SUCH A CLEVER HANDLE!2020-05-071h 02
The Happy Never After PodcastEP 187: Quantum Relationship Excitation with Nick VatterottNick Vatterott from Real Time With Bill Maher, The Get Rich Nick Podcast and author of How To Make Money By Turning Your Twitter Into an E-Book joins Mara for today's episode. They talk breakups and long-distance moves, quantum physics and universal energy! Definitely one of the greatest comedians and performers of our time, and an even better human. This episode is incredible! 2020-04-291h 30
The Happy Never After PodcastQuaranPEEN: Date #4 No Contact MontepulcianoFUCK OR FRIENDSHIP. Date number 4 is UP. Mara continues her bonus recordings of interviewing her one and done dates to learn how to be a better date, person, friend?!. WHY DIDN'T IT WORK OUT, listen and find out! #enlargedprostate2020-04-0922 min
The Happy Never After PodcastQUARANPEEN: That Ship of Red Flags has Sailed: Busted Date recap 3In an effort to better herself, and stop dating douchebags, Mara calls yet another previous suitor to recap their one and done date and man, was THIS AWKWARD! What a mismatched cocktail of unfortunate circumstances that led up to and ruined this date, right out of the ferry.....gate. Will she learn anything...probably not. But listen to this cringeworthy bonus episode anyway??? 2020-04-0518 min
The Happy Never After PodcastEP 185: Walmart Trips and Facebook Tricks with Christina GalstonMara and Christina are bunkered up together and things couldn't be less normal. They talk about ACTIVELY sliding into strangers DM's, giving yourself a black eye and doing the MOST to embarrass yourself while you're coming of age. Escape the stress of Covid for a moment and Join Mara and Christina on their coronacation in this episode! Love you all. We also have been going Live on instagram, which you can head over to at @freakinjewrican or Mara directly at @maramarek Please also follow our show @happyneverafterpodcast AND IF YOU FIND YOURSELF WITH SOME EXTRA TI...2020-04-0345 min
The Happy Never After PodcastQuaranpeen Recap 2: One and Done or Maybe it was 4 and Done with Justin PerezMara is still rolling down memory lane, THIS TIME with comedian and host of Lunch Box Lessons Podcast Justin P...or you can call him by his GOVERNMENT NAME Justin Perez. They recap their first AND ONLY date, from what they could remember, and then reveal how they not-so-smoothly transitioned into besties with testies!!! Enjoy yet ANOTHER bonus episode, to be honest...I can't believe these guys talk to her after hearing their side! Follow Justin on instagram at @thefartbox and make sure to subscribe to his podcast Lunch Box Lessons which is hosted with another HNA fa...2020-04-0217 min
The Happy Never After PodcastQuaranpeen Ep 1: Just The TipNew Quarantine BONUSSSSS mini episodes, where Mara calls an ex suitor in order to find out where she went wrong. BECAUSE WE KNOW SHE WENT WRONG. We will call this first suitor. Ted. Make sure to send her your go-to dating tips at @happyneverafterpodcast on instagram or @hnapod on twitter!! Love y'all. STAY SAFE2020-04-0132 min
The Happy Never After PodcastEP 184: Before The Borders Were Closed, The Marriage Collapsed With Elysia CronheimWe safely imported today's guest straight from Toronto for our latest Episode! THOSE BORDERS BEING CLOSED WONT STOP US! Elysia Cronheim, actress and stunt-double turned personal trainer and divorcee...joins us as the MAIN guest, annnnd, she just happens to be Mara's cohost on Muscle Spasms, the podcast as a little aside;) Derek Humphrey, comes back on the pod as acting co-host and he does not disappoint. We talk about Elysia's whirlwind marriage from long-distance to TOO close of proximity, to now being out in the world just crushing it as a trainer and making he...2020-03-2840 min
The Happy Never After PodcastCoronacation Ep With My FIRST Ex HusbandJason Miller, the husband of Mara, and then the husband of the infamous Lindsay M, finally agrees to a recording....and well...tune in!2020-03-2219 min
The Happy Never After PodcastEP 183 PART 2 With Dave LandauThe First Episode just wasn't enough so Dave Landau, from Comedy Central, the Anthony Cumia Show, and The Fair One, joins Mara for part two! We talk falling in love, being broken hearted, sex workers, sex-trafficking, and having the confidence to stop giving a fuck. Dave Landau is a gem of a human and talented beyond measure. Follow him on any available platform and make sure to download his album. All of his info is at davelandau.com Please rate, review, subscribe, share 2020-03-131h 05
The Happy Never After PodcastEP 181: Charcoal Throat and Dick Tube with Dave LandauDAVE LANDAU!!! From Compound Media's Anthony Cumia Show joins Mara after they just hit the road together. A lot of attempts to talk about his relationship happened very unsuccessfully, but we did talk totaling every car he has ever owned, getting beat up by the cops, losing the ones you love and doing high school, for 7 years. Mara also sits down with Marshall and recaps her weekend on the road...2020-02-271h 35
The Happy Never After PodcastEp 181: Getting Drunk to Fuck with MarshyThe latest episode is with Marshall and Mara! We go through the adventures that are the new network, talk about getting caught lying, and getting all boozed up so you are comfortable getting booed up. This episode has so many updates...get, to, it!2020-02-2053 min
The Happy Never After PodcastEp 180: Not Dead to Me with Lexz AlvarezLexz Alvarez, former co worker, joins Mara for this week's episode. They talk about working together, Mara getting fired and Lexz losing her one true love in a tragic car accident. They also talk about her parent's divorce and how Lex has been jumping from one commitment-less relationship to the next, but hoping to one day settle down. 2020-02-1251 min
The Happy Never After PodcastBONUS CIRCLE BACK BITCHES EP WITH WASTED WISDOME PART 1Christina Galston and Mara Marek record an extra long, extra special podcast and sprinkle a little on Happy Never after and really blow it out on Wasted Wisdom. Make sure to listen to both...I share a horrific story about a tale ending, but also some dermatology tips on getting back your glow up after a bout of butthole acne. So...not so fresh to death....Listen to this episode first and then run over to Wasted Wisdom to get the rest! Its werrth it....2020-01-3022 min
The Happy Never After PodcastEp 177 Robber of Hearts with Shayne SmithShayne Smith, not the Billionaire, but the comedian, who is a much better guest, joins Mara to chat about being a romantic from an early age. He also may have been engaged as many times as Mara. Follow his podcast...the Cowboy Boys or him directly on instagram @shaydozer 2020-01-221h 24
The Happy Never After PodcastEP 175: Party Pills and Sugar Babies with Dylan FarellaMara invites Dylan Farella, instagram and twitter sensation on the podcast. We talk about being an adult child when you're parents divorce and still being a romantic. We also talk party pills, how to become a fuck boy and what characteristics make him a target for ladies who just want to lunch! 2020-01-091h 01
The Happy Never After PodcastEP 169 Loud Lovers and Detailed Delusions with Bill DawesEx neighbor and curator of loud lovers, Bill Dawes, who I am sure has more credits than this, joins us for today's podcast. We talk his break-up that landed him in Apt 1, below Mara. We also cover trafficking, converting to judaism, and getting that dick wet! Mostly we talk crazy bitches. Love Bill. Catch his pod, follow him on insta, and make sure to rate and review!!!!!! LOVE YOU ALL!!!2019-11-261h 36
The Happy Never After PodcastEP 167 Avoidant Attachment Drain With Dylan PalladinoDylan Palladino, host of We're All Psychos, joins Mara to talk NOT being able to make a commitment. Reconnecting with ex's over...and over...and over again and the new disorder we decided he has! We also go over proper Kegel technique and some ways to get out of fucking for too long when you have things to do! Follow Dylan on all of his projects and socials at dylanpalladino.com 2019-11-141h 14
The Happy Never After PodcastEP 166: Be A Better Friend with Christina GalstonMara and Christina are back together to talk fucking your friends, resentment and handling toxic relationships. But like...in their own way2019-11-1250 min
The Happy Never After PodcastEp 165 Building Shelves, Not a Relationship with Thomas DaleThomas Dale from Comedy Central's, This is Not Happening, comes on to talk with Mara about loving too much, losing, then having a non traditional relationship. Finding what works for him in life and new projects he is working on. He also is a clairvoyant and gives Mara a reading. Such an amazing episode. make sure to follow him at @thomasdale5 on instagram and twitter. And check out his episode of This is Not happening: http://www.cc.com/video-clips/xotr52/this-is-not-happening-true-love-doesn-t-let-go---extended---uncensored 2019-11-041h 03
The Happy Never After PodcastEp 155 Double-Dealing Pronouns and Craigslist Ads with Chemda KhaliliChemda, host of Keith and The Girl, joins Mara to talk about being in a relationship with someone during transition. We talk about not identifying as a lesbian, dealing with constant cheating and deception throughout the marriage and how the physical transition of marrying a transgender was not even the most outstanding change, it was his personality transition...into a duplicitous adulterer that really put the kibosh on this relationship. We also talk about getting manipulated, finding a support system and dating after all the storms have finally cleared. Such a great episode! Thank you for listening loves!!! Make sur...2019-09-151h 12
The Happy Never After PodcastEp 137 Outdoor showers and faulty breakups with Mara and MarcMarc is back from the Hamptons to catch up, we didn't get to any listener mail, but we did announce some changes to the pod! We also covered setting and maintaining boundaries, intrasexual competition, career app daters, meeting IRL and so so much more...check it out! Love you guys!!! this was a long one, so strap in!!2019-07-041h 19
The Happy Never After PodcastEp 136 The Little French Boy Jamie RabinJamie Rabin, Canadian, Homeless French Boy, and Manager of Mara, comes on Happy Never After to chat. We cover strained relationships, the death of a woman, and why women don't share when HORRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN TO THEM...Also, she beat up Mara pre show, so do we hate her? hahah...nah....she's a fave:))) 2019-06-261h 04
The Happy Never After PodcastEP 133 Solo Mission with Mara MarekFlying solo on this episode, we talk about standing on your own two feet after a break up, how to deal with significant other's awful fucking friends, and choosing to be kind and stay out of jail!!! Love you all to pieces! It's about to get goooood! 2019-06-0441 min
The Happy Never After PodcastEp 132 The Garden has DIED with Stacy Marie LyonsMara's best friend, Stacy Marie Lyons, flies all the way from California to record this week's episode, and in Mara style, joins the mile high club with a STRANGER, on the plane, who just happens to be in the NFL......uuuuuummmmmm...but this is the ending to a very long divorce story that is NUTS!!! (what about that run-on sentence, huh?)...The universe couldn't send more signs that this relationship wasn't sustainable, or healthy but nobody puts baby in the corner, or tells her what's good for her!!! She divorces and then gets back together with her ex husband...2019-05-281h 26
The Happy Never After PodcastEp 130 Dances with Wolves with Caitlin WeierhauserFRESH OFF HER COLBERT TAPING, Caitlin Weirhauser, unclecait on social media, joins Mara to talk suicide, divorce, dealing with grief and never. being. in. love. unless its a relationship about toast. Such a vulnerable episode, and maybe filled with a little projection! Thank you all for listening! 2019-05-141h 18
The Happy Never After PodcastEp 128 The Therapist Becomes The Therapee-er with Marc GerberThe last time this guest was on he was the HOST! Marc Gerber returns not as Mara And Andrew's relationship therapist, but now he is in the hot seat. We talk intimacy issues, when to post about your relationship on social media, best and worst dates, how to pick up people in bars and more. This is very inside baseball on the real life of a therapist...they have struggles too!!! Make sure to check out his show at Caroline's on Broadway! Mara will be there as well:) 2019-04-301h 29
The Happy Never After PodcastEp 125 JUST ANDREW AND MARAThis week is just Andrew and Mara! and we talk cock rings, sex positions and get mad, real mad! What a weeeeeek! We also will be putting up the old episodes on our youtube channel, so make sure to link up with us there!!! Follow the link below for the channel: Happy Never After YouTube Channel2019-04-1547 min
The Happy Never After PodcastEp 125: Andrew and Mara Do One For The Shaniacks! with Shane TorresShane Torres is back! We try to talk about establishing proper boundaries in a relationship, but we end up just talking about weird blowies! This is yet another one I would love my family to listen to!! 2019-04-091h 12
The Happy Never After PodcastEP 124: Andrew and Mara get the band back together with MARSHALL!!Marshy Shoes, Quesadilla Toes, GQ and Instagram Tits get back together and man was it glorious!!! Marshall, Andrew, and Mara catch up since they were last together and it was JUST like the golden days! Andrew and Mara talk about their new sex positions and Marshy talks about running for mayor. We like to keep the content consistent!! We also just got our hands on the live recording, so we will be throwing that up as a bonus! As soon as we get to those 500 reviews, that ep is going up. the SECOND we get to 500...that ep is g...2019-04-0251 min
The Happy Never After PodcastEp 122 Awkward Moments, Bathroom Sex and Cocaine Shits with Andrew and MaraNational Awkward moments day inspired today's episode! Mara and Andrew share some of their most awkward moments in and out of relationships...it gets weird, lots of opposite sex bathroom accidents. Tune in and share your awkward stories by tagging the instagram @happyneverpodcast or @andrewtcollin or @maramarek2019-03-1854 min
The Happy Never After PodcastPenis Cutting, Heart Attack and Cream Cheese with Andrew and MaraAndrew and Mara go to their respective family's homes and have very different experiences! A mohel was involved, surprisingly at Mara's! Our biggest regret is cream cheese. Please review, rate, share... 2019-03-1149 min
The Happy Never After PodcastEp 119 - Retiring The Pudds and Sleeping with ZoloftMara and Andrew are back together and talk about managing anxiety, moving on in a relationship after cheating and how zoloft makes your dick soft! it's an educational one...oh, and we sing!! Please rate and review!!! We only have 197 to go till we set a new goal:) if you want to follow the hosts, find them @andrewtcollin and @maramarek on ig and twitter!! Love you guys...feel free to support our sponsors, Noom.com/happy and Thirdlove.com/happy and Ritual.com/happyhealth weeeeeee!!!!! 2019-03-061h 00
The Happy Never After PodcastSuck It and Fuck It In a Honda with Ahri FindlingMara and guest host Ahri Findling talk about The rollercoaster of a cheating ride Valentine’s Day was for one of the hosts, and don’t worry, we chat about Andrew too!!!2019-02-191h 10
The Happy Never After PodcastLosing a friend, Shark Tank and straight toesMara and Andrew talk about losing a friend, Shark tank and straight toes.2019-01-301h 03
The Happy Never After PodcastHeart attack, One uppers, and Drunk TextingMara and Andrew discuss how they hate one uppers and Mara’s mom.2019-01-221h 15
The Happy Never After PodcastPerformance, Quoting and Talking VaginasAndrew and Mara discuss lack of performance, the power of quitting and being ok being fired. And Mara’s vagina talks.2019-01-1553 min
The Happy Never After PodcastMeeting The Family, Sex, And Poop With Mara And AndrewMara visits the cater waiter boyfriend family. He sets up a ton of parties and wants to split the bill. Andrew has a lisp. 2019-01-0838 min
The Happy Never After PodcastReligion, small town and some pussyMara and Andrew get into religion and what it means to them. Is there an afterlife? Who knows. Also we talk about some pussy. 2018-12-2649 min
The Happy Never After PodcastBoyfriends, Confessions and Committing CrimesMara updates on her wonderful boyfriend situation and Andrew tells us how he robbed someone. Then Mara comes clean about also kind of robbing someone. 2018-12-1952 min
The Happy Never After PodcastLos Angeles, New York, Back with your ex after talking shitMara did it! She really did it! She got back with her ex after talking shit for the last 3 episodes. And Andrew is in LA and is very famous now and will be picking up Dog shit again in NY come Monday. 2018-12-1346 min
The Happy Never After Podcast109 Depression, Getting Better and Bathroom sexWe talk about Andrew being on the road and debating on being a bad boy in college again. Mara is trying to get over her ex by being a naughty party host.2018-12-041h 06
The Happy Never After Podcast108 Chubby Kids, DMs, and Dating MurderersMara and Andrew get deep into their salacious direct messages and go real time with a risqué game of truth or dare. Mara gets mixed up on dates with two murderers...and both hosts were too fat for photos....this gets silly! 2018-11-2757 min
The Happy Never After Podcast106- Save a Dog, Leave a DickMara is back from her cross country bike ride to help victims of domestic abuse and Andrew is NOT THRILLED. It’s awesome to finally record in the same room together. We talk about Mara’s boyfriend getting dumped! DUMPED!!! To new beginnings!!! Thank You, Next.2018-11-1256 min
The Happy Never After Podcast105- Making a Murder 2, Bruised Chins, and Still on the Phone with Mara and Andrew4,100 miles and a 51-hour drive later, Mara's back in New York and is not excited about it. Meanwhile, Andrew's about to jet off to Chicago-- will our hosts ever be in the same place again? This week's episode Mara and Andrew catch up...over the phone.
“Finally Getting Off” Show at Sound Lounge
November 15 at 7 PM at Sound Lounge in New York City
Tickets $20 (Proceeds benefit Safe Horizon)
Buy Your Tickets Here 👉🏻 http://bit.ly/FinallyGettingOff2018-11-0843 min
The Happy Never After Podcast104— Old Friends, Couples Therapy and Dry Puss with Amber AlbinMara has reached the end—almost! Live from Portland, Oregon, she is joined by an old friend, Amber Albin, also knowns as “Really Real Mama” to her big Instagram following (she’s also a nurse AND a lawyer!). The two catch up, and have a few laughs. Oh, Andrew joins the pod, too.
“Finally Getting Off” Show at Sound Lounge
November 15 at 7 PM
Tickets $20 (Proceeds benefit Safe Horizon)
Buy Your Tickets Here 👉🏻 http://bit.ly/FinallyGettingOff2018-10-3059 min
The Happy Never After Podcast103— Running from Yourself, No Underwear and Divorced Parents with Steve SwensenNo one’s changing their clothes, but Mara’s nearing the end of her cross-country tour, and Andrew is still back East. From west to east, our hosts catch up with laughter included— oh! We’ve got a guest this week—Steve. He also doesn’t wear underwear. His parents divorced when he was 18, but they live together still.
Don't forget to get your Handlebars of Hope gear is available, but time is ticking! Visit: http://bonfire.com/handlebars-of-hope/2018-10-2548 min
The Happy Never After Podcast102- Surprise Party Uber Driver and Weird Balls with Mara and AndrewThank you to our listeners for your tweets, and shout-outs for our 100th anniversary! Mara ’s stressed in San Diego’s 80 degrees and sunshine (challenge accepted, anxiety), while Andrew is sharing his geographical coordinates with our listeners.
It’s another bi-coastal episode of Happy Never After podcast. Don’t forget to rate and review. Show your support for the podcast by supporting one of our sponsors!2018-10-1657 min
The Happy Never After Podcast101-Milestones with Mara and AndrewAnother milestone week-Mara makes it to the west coast! She and Andrew FaceTime to catch up in this week's brand new episode of Happy Never After.2018-10-1000 min
The Happy Never After Podcast100- Kiss Boy the Mouth, Panic Attacks and Toilet Paper Ass with Mara Marek and Andrew CollinWe pre-gamed our anniversary a little too hard— we didn’t get cold feet we swear! It’s our hundredth episode and it’s choked-full of fun anecdotes from Mara’s trip, the hustle back in New York, and plenty of laughs.
Thank you to our listeners for stickin’ with us—we’re not dead yet!2018-10-0358 min
The Happy Never After Podcast99- DMs and Snooze with Mara and AndrewIt's that time of the week when best friends Mara and Andrew FaceTime to bring you another hysterical episode of Happy Never After. This week Andrew's DMs climb to new peaks, while Mara climbs the Rockies. Don't forget to rate and review.2018-09-2551 min
The Happy Never After Podcast98- Nebraskan Firemen, Sympathy Cards, and Lots of Divorce with Peg and ShaneWARNING: This episode contains graphic description of domestic abuse, in case you may be sensitive to this topic. Also, we have included resources at the bottom of the episode description, as well as @BikeLaughHeal social media to assist if you, or if someone close to you is affected by domestic abuse. We do a little reminiscing this week— Mara recalls her balcony days and Andrew partied like a 24-year-old, with a surprise twist. Mara tries to adjust to the kindness in the center of the country, while Andrew deals with silly, old New York. Peg, a board me...2018-09-181h 26
The Happy Never After Podcast97- iPhone Cables, American Airline Rap Star, and Mara's Big News with Mara and AndrewLiar's gonna lie, but Mara's gonna ride her bike. Mara and Andrew catch up over FaceTime following their big Chicago show at the Under the Gun Theater at the Lincoln Lodge. Shout out to all the listeners who joined us to make the event even more fun and memorable. Catch this week’s episode and newest sponsor, but don’t forget to rate and review.2018-09-1140 min
The Happy Never After Podcast96- Hot Dogs with Ketchup, Cremation K-Cups, and Family History with Uncle ScottReunited… in Chicago! Mara and Andrew catch up on the 40th floor of the nicest apartment they’ve ever been permitted to enter. After catching up, Andrew’s uncle Scott joins the podcast! Not only is he Mr. Chicago, but he was responsible for throwing out a pair of Andrew’s favorite pair of underwear.
Bike Laugh Heal Chicago Edition with Mara Marek and Andrew Collin
TONIGHT, Tuesday, September 4th
Under the Gun Theater, Chicago, IL
7:30PM UCT, 16+ Show
Tickets: https://m.bpt.me/event/2018-09-0448 min
The Happy Never After Podcast95- FaceTime, Buckeyes and Finding Yourself (kinda) with Mara and AndrewMara is still on the road and Andrew is still in New York. Mara made it to Columbus, OH on her bicycle with her face covered in hydrocolloid bandaids. Meanwhile, Andrew is on his fourth Seamless order of the day. The hosts talk about Andrew’s FaceTime friend, Mara’s ride, her new blog, and reflections on her reflection. They finally realize that TalkSpace would be the perfect sponsor for the show.2018-08-2858 min
The Happy Never After Podcast94- DMs, Naked Hosts, and Bikes with Mara and AndrewBike Laugh Heal officially kicked off August 13 at Caroline's on Broadway. Mara and Andrew talk about the days since, as well as recapping Andrew's spike in DMs since being on the Guys We F****d podcast. It's a great episode recorded in the heart of the Amish community: Intercourse, PA. Visit BikeLaughHeal.org to donate, catch a show in another city, or follow @BikeLaughHeal on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook!2018-08-2150 min
The Happy Never After Podcast93- The Bike Laugh Heal Tour Begins with Mara and AndrewFor nearly a year, Mara has been putting together a cross- country tour to erase abuse. This is our "last New York" episode before Mara jumped on her bike to head for 'Jersey on August 14.
You can learn more about Bike Laugh Heal, the cities we're coming to and more by visiting www.bikelaughheal.org2018-08-1445 min
The Happy Never After Podcast92- The Lost Episode with Mara and AndrewBefore our episode, "Third Time is A Charm." our hosts had a GREAT episode...with distorted audio. Luckily with the magic of technology we went back in time to this very moment to bring you: the lost episode.2018-08-0842 min
The Happy Never After Podcast91- Talking in Class, Headless Prom Dates, and Sitting in the Front Row with Mara and AndrewMara and Andrew are back again this week to talk about relationships from their school days. From being cute kids who get too much attention to the trials of running into poles in High School, our hosts talk about some of their early relationships, feeling different in school and more. Join us August 13 alongside comedians Jason Burke, Tim Dillon, and Mike Yard at Caroline's on Broadway for the official kick-off for the Bike Laugh Heal tour! Our featured sponsors are Brooklinen and FabFitFun!2018-07-3139 min
The Happy Never After Podcast90- Third Time is a Charm with Mara and AndrewLast we recorded not once, but twice, and here we are for the third time with another hysterical episode of Mara and Andrew where you can hear both of them (maybe more than you wish). If you enjoyed the episode, consider following us on social media, writing a review, attending a show, or sharing with a friend.
You can now follow @BikeLaughHeal on Instagram & Twitter Follow hashtag #BikeLaughHeal and #BLH18 for tour coverage, events, dates (more cities are being added every day!)2018-07-2442 min
The Happy Never After Podcast88- B.D.E., WWE Wrestling, Crystals and The Bike Laugh Heal TourBetween guns’n’Funyuns, it’s a wonder how these two were able to record an episode this week! June 26 was the official kick-off of Mara’s Bike Laugh Heal tour. She and Andrew, who emcee’d the event, recap the big night, goals, and looking ahead to this incredible combo charity bike-ride and comedy tour taking place later this summer. Rate and review Happy Never After on iTunes.2018-07-0351 min
The Happy Never After Podcast87- Moms, "Whorey Clothes", and Pussy Hair with Mara and AndrewThis week it’s a Mara and Andrew show. Mara meets "the family", Andrew deals with family and pussy hair is talked about a decent amount. It’s just them so it gets silly, some would say stupid. We’re dumb and whores.2018-06-2647 min
The Happy Never After Podcast86- "What's the Worst Thing You Have Ever Done to An Ex?" With Ashley Bez, Julia Solomon, Autumn, Leah Bonnema, and Casey James SalengoMara had 7 comedians (including Andrew) on top of her roof for a secret comedy show called, "F*ck, Marry, Kill" co-hosted with past HNA guest Kristin Manna (#72), and comedian Ashley Bez. Ashley joins Mara and Andrew to answer the question, "What's the Worst Thing You Have Ever Done to An Ex?" Later in the episode, we're joined by Julia Solomon (#84), Autumn, Leah Bonnema, and Casey James Salengo (#18). It got pretty crowded on Mara's bed.2018-06-191h 12
The Happy Never After Podcast85- Macro Micro and Marriage Encounter with "MiMi"As it turns out, not all marriages can be wrapped up in a 4-month divorce. “Mimi”— yes, it’s a pseudonym— is Mara’s client, joins the podcast to share her story. As successful business woman and mother, Mimi’s story is compelling. Join us as she shares wisdom from her journey with our listeners.
Support Mara and the Fight Against
Attend the Bike, Laugh, Heal Fundraiser in New York City on June 26, 2018 6-8PM at New York Health and Racquet Club (TICKETS ARE LIMITED) Bikelaughheal.org2018-06-121h 32
The Happy Never After Podcast82- Happy Endings with Just Mara and AndrewLive from Mara’s bed, Mara and Andrew lament on their mutual need for a breather from New York. Mara and Andrew talk about their relationships—they’re very chill, but both want love, just while they’re sharing the same bed. To learn more about Bike, Laugh, Heal and support Mara. Visit: https://www.futureswithoutviolence.org/bike-laugh-heal/2018-05-2249 min
The Happy Never After Podcast81- Just the Two of Us w/ Mara and AndrewThis week it’s just Mara and Andrew. Not too many words can be said about this one, other than we think it’s our funniest one yet— Mara talks about insecurities and Andrew pretends to be ok with his. Have a listen.2018-05-151h 08
The Happy Never After Podcast79- Dom/Sub, Sleeper/Snuggler, Speech/Toast with Mara and AndrewThings are starting to look up for Andrew’s dating life— he not only survived his birthday with friends from college but lives to tell the tale. Meanwhile, Mara had successful submissive bridge-pose sex with a side of choking. Mara and Andrew discuss relationship dynamics— including those outside the bedroom (friendships after 30—gasp!). So have a listen, don’t make it about you, rate and review on iTunes.
Thanks to Brooklinen and Tushy for sponsoring this episode2018-05-0152 min
The Happy Never After Podcast77- Sex Positions, The Bridge and Changed Personalities with Dr. Thomas WhitfieldProfessor Thomas Whitfield joins Mara and Andrew to answer all the sex questions and positions that no one is brave enough to ask about. Oh, we failed to mention--his own parents had quite the divorce involving open brain-surgery, anger, and split families. Tune in and don't forget to rate and review.2018-04-171h 11
The Happy Never After Podcast74- Mara and Andrew Get Silly on VacationMara heads to Puerto Rico to help Ironman participants reach their goal. She ends up getting her own workout later one night. Andrew goes to Nashville for a bachelor party and finds himself in the arms of TWO southern belles, who are divorced moms.
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The Happy Never After Podcast73- FIRST EVER LIVE HAPPY NEVER AFTER PODCAST SHOW with Shane Torres, Alison Leiby and Doug SmithFirst ever live Happy Never After Podcast. Great turn out and we got weird. Had on great comics from Conan and Comedy Central, and more! You get to hear how Mara and Andrew talk about fucking with a LIVE CROWD at Stand Up New York. Enjoy!2018-03-2054 min
The Happy Never After Podcast70- Cheating, Buttholes and Climax Face with Ahri FindlingAhri is a dear old friend and comedian. He is a neurotic Jew from New Jersey who is madly in love with his new wife-it’s disgusting. Ahri had past girlfriends cheat on him and had one girlfriend ghost him for 9 years and then added him on LinkedIn. Mara and Andrew think it’s probably because Ahri is annoying and deserves it--great episode.
Special thank you to our family of sponsors: Hello Tushy, Brooklinen, and BeachBody OnDemand!2018-02-201h 00
The Happy Never After Podcast69- Door’d, The #8 Hulk Bike, & 3,000 to San Francisco for Futures Without ViolenceMara and Andrew sit down and realize they are even dumber than they thought. Mara talks about how it’s finally the end of the chemist and Andrew talks about how it’s finally the end of the chemist. They chat about their huge trip this fall: riding bikes across the country to raise a million bucks for the charity, Futures Without Violence.2018-02-1355 min
The Happy Never After Podcast62- Holiday Special with Mara and AndrewIt’s the end of the year. We feel incredible that you’ve been on this ride with us. So many amazing stories and we can’t wait to share more next year. We have grown by doing this and it’s thanks to our guests and most importantly our listeners.2017-12-2643 min
It's A Maravelous Life55- Divorce, New Beginnings and Quesadilla Toes with Marshall GruppWho is Marshall Grupp? 🤔 Mara and Andrew have done over 60 shows with Marshall and still have no idea. Things we know: he has long flowing hair, a nice Buddha belly, and disgusting feet; however, we don't know who Marshall really is... This episode we find out. (I'm sure our listeners will be excited to find out who's the man behind "did you blow him?") Finally, from all of us at Happy Never After: thank you for listening, sharing your stories, and laughing through (almost) our first season. We wish you a Happy Thanksgiving from the 'Nev...2017-11-281h 02It's A Maravelous Life55- Divorce, New Beginnings and Quesadilla Toes with Marshall GruppWho is Marshall Grupp? 🤔 Mara and Andrew have done over 60 shows with Marshall and still have no idea. Things we know: he has long flowing hair, a nice Buddha belly, and disgusting feet; however, we don't know who Marshall really is... This episode we find out. (I'm sure our listeners will be excited to find out who's the man behind "did you blow him?") Finally, from all of us at Happy Never After: thank you for listening, sharing your stories, and laughing through (almost) our first season. We wish you a Happy Thanksgiving from the 'Nev...2017-11-281h 02
The Happy Never After Podcast55- Zumba, Latin Liar, and Overcoming Abuse with LisaWARNING This episode contains graphic description of domestic abuse, in case you may be sensitive to this topic.
Lisa, friend of Mara’s from her triathlon days, joins the happy Never After crew to share her story of calculated, Long game manipulation, which ended long after physical abuse came into the picture. Mara relates with her own past and Andrew is just concerned about what’s on the menu at Denny’s. Relationships aren’t always as pretty as the Instagram filter makes them.2017-11-141h 21
The Happy Never After Podcast51-Mara and Andrew: Couples Therapy with Dr. GerberMara and Andrew have issues. It's no secret. They are both crazy and working together can be tough. On this episode we bring in a psychologist, Dr Marc Gerber, who sits down with them and analyzes their relationship. Mara and Andrew realized they hate everything about one another and they think the other one should die. It's actually pretty great and I think they will grow from talking with someone.2017-10-1740 min
The Happy Never After Podcast50- Fat Kid, Dead Dad, and How to Pick Up Women with Conor DelehantyThis week we have on Conor Delehanty. Conor is a NYC comedian originally from Indianapolis. We talk about his parents divorce and how much it helps if the parents choose the kids first. Conor talks about the loss of his father and how a funeral can be hilarious. Then Mara and Lauren Kubera teach Conor and Andrew how to pick up women at the gym. One of them does okay.2017-10-101h 07
The Happy Never After Podcast49- OCD, Divorce and Jersey Love with Justin FlanaganThis episode's guest is Justin Flanagan, a hilarious comic in NYC. Justin is a 27 year-old child of divorce. Justin lives at home with his recently divorced father and thinks it's great compared to how Andrew and Mara live their life. We talk about how divorce can still be hard no matter how late in life it happens and how you can deal with it differently as an adult. We also get into different medications and how it can help someone dealing with OCD or anxiety.2017-10-031h 00
The Happy Never After Podcast47- Puppies and Tinder Zen with Kamal RavikantOn this week is author, Kamal Ravikant. Kamal (and Luna) talk to Mara and Andrew about life in NYC, and what tough business it is to be a raise a puppy in New York City. Kamal talks to us about his experience as a writer, escaping both Queens (& SUNY Albany), his parents’ atypical divorce, being verified on Tinder (it’s a thing), and everything in between.2017-09-191h 13
The Happy Never After Podcast45- Carpool Karaoke with Mara and AndrewGet ready for Mara and Andrew’s version of Carpool Karaoke— which oddly doesn’t involve a carpool lane, or any affiliation with Apple— but is one of many hysterical moments guaranteed to keep you laughing.2017-09-0555 min
The Happy Never After Podcast41- Mara's Disaster Life: Part 2We couldn't fit all of the marriages in one episode...so here comes part two (of seven?)
Mara covers the second-half of her amazing tale of debauchery that leads to seven engagements and three marriages. Buckle up because this is a trainwreck!2017-07-311h 01
The Happy Never After Podcast32- Sadness and Ecstasy with Aaron MathiasTwice MARRIED and twice DIVORCED screenwriter and actor from @fallingawakefilms, Aaron Mathias joins Mara Marek and Andrew Collin for an emotional rollercoaster of an episode. Aaron is a modern day renaissance man with a VERY romantic past. This episode has ALL THE FEELS, and Aaron is a very attractive man, so tune in! Thank you for listening and sharing and being part of our family. We love you all!2017-05-291h 18
The Happy Never After Podcast23- Stuffed Bats and No Kids with Corinne FisherCorinne Fisher is a stand-up comedian, writer, and co-host of the sensational podcast, Guys We Fucked. Corinne joins Mara Marek and Andrew Collin to talk about what she wants out of her relationships and life! She talks about how to give gifts to your partner, what some success steps would be to a fulfilling and meaningful marriage, when to call it quits and how accomplishments while in a relationship are more meaningful.2017-03-281h 06
The Happy Never After Podcast20-Men vs Women with Kareem GreenKareem Green, both comedian, and fellow divorcée joins Mara Marek and Andrew Collin to share his story. Kareem definitely hasn't it easy- he grew up in foster homes and experienced his share of hardship. He found his passion and happiness through comedy. Coincidentally, it also led him to his first wife (New York City real estate is ROUGH on a relationship!) Also, another cat may have been injured. We promise we aren't trying to make this a theme2017-03-071h 04
The Happy Never After Podcast14- Palm Pilot Detective with Greta Rose TitelmanGreta Rose Titelman is a comedian, co-host of the podcast, Lady Lovin', she's a friend of the show and the child of a BRUTAL divorce. She comes to share her story with Mara Marek and Andrew Collin - it's an emotional rollercoaster. (Greta was a "little detective", which forced her to be in the middle of two parents: the "pot-head" and one ''Lil booze-hound.") She shows us you can learn from divorce, and no matter the privilege or poverty, life isn't easy no matter where you come from.2017-02-031h 03
The Happy Never After Podcast13- Salmon, Cheater, and Financial Ruin with Brendan Eyre and Stacey PrussmanDOUBLE WHAMMY: NOT ONE but TWO GUESTS! This very special episode features Brendan Eyre a comedian and friend of the show, joins Mara Marek and Andrew Collin to chat about crazy jobs and finding an old dude in the closet. Stacey Prussman joins the crew to talk about a broken engagement and a broken marriage. She battled an eating disorder on top of battling a failed relationship.2017-01-311h 07
The Happy Never After Podcast11- Don't Touch My GI Joes with Anthony DeVitoAnthony DeVito is a stand-up comedian (he's also been featured on NPR's This American Life). Anthony joins Mara Marek and Andrew Collin to share his incredible divorce story. We talk losing a parent at an early age. Being raised by all women and living with a mysterious man on the living room couch. His story proves its never too late to find love. Also, don't you EVER touch his GI Joes.
Please make sure to rate, review, share, love each other, fight social injustices and shower regularly!2017-01-241h 04
The Happy Never After Podcast10- Cool Ranch Doritos on the Couch with Lauren KuberaThere are pros and cons to the modernized forms of communication, from FaceTime to dating apps. Mara and Andrew are still rookies but our guest Lauren Kubera is a PRO!
Lauren is a wilder, smellier version of Mara, with fewer divorces. She married her college sweetheart and thought they could start their life together; however, he wouldn't switch from Doritos to Cheetos! (This episode with Lauren is hilarious. We are all a mess!)2017-01-1758 min
The Happy Never After Podcast6- Leather Pants with a Purpose with RachelleRachelle, a friend of the podcast, joins Mara Marek and Andrew Collin to share her divorce success story. She married young, dropped out of school for love, commuted between Miami, FL, and world-famous Wildwood, NJ. She needed a change so she strapped on her leather pants to get a new lease on life. We talk divorcing (twice), raising kids as a single mom, and dating after 50. She is a BADASS who went back to college and is dating men who may or may not be homeless.2016-12-2557 min
The Happy Never After Podcast4- Benny The Bull Step-Father with Langston KermanLangston Kerman from HBO's Insecure joins hosts, Mara Marek and Andrew Collin. When it comes to divorce, Langston has even seen more than Mara. His parents have both been married 3 times (6 marriages!). He was nice enough to share their story and how he has learned from their successes and failures and applied it to his own relationships. The most touching part of his story for us was when he told us his step-father was Benny the Bull, the mascot for the Chicago Bulls!2016-12-131h 18
The Happy Never After Podcast3- Little to Big Jewish Boy with Mara Marek and Andrew CollinAndrew is a child of divorce and now that he has aged, he's a big child of divorce. He explains his roots and why now he is a sad tree that can't hold down a relationship. Mara dives into Andrew's past and for the first time, he doesn't act silly. Who knows maybe there is a little Jewish boy with a lisp and weird thumbs might be helped to hear Andrew's story.2016-12-0650 min
The Happy Never After Podcast1- 17 Days VS 142 Months with Mara Marek and Andrew CollinThis episode introduces our hosts, Mara Marek and Andrew Collin. Mara, comedian and marriage expert by default, has been engaged 7 times, married 3 times and divorced 12. We detail out these gem of suitors from the 50-year-old finance manager addicted to MDMA, to a 30-year-old ripped triathlete who never read a book, to a billionaire who well...had a lot of money. Oh and Andrew Collin. Fellow comedian and...he killed a cat.2016-11-1850 min