Shows
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 99: Masticating MasochistThe guys discuss senioritis, ponder a missing word from a bumper sticker, raise a metaphorical glass to the memory of magnetic tape, and Marcus shares his intense distaste for a particular 1990's science fiction movie.
2022-06-281h 30
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 98: Dryer GerbilsThe guys discuss book "lyrics", appliance woes of many kinds, the affliction that is "swamp waist", board games, Jason discovers Affresh, and Marcus rants about Spotify's ineffective shuffling abilities.
2022-06-211h 13
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 96: Weird HourThe guys start the show singing Thompson Twins, and it devolves from there into discussion about burning Jawas, the epic saga of Jonathan and Logan, and pondering the life cycle of butterflies.
2022-06-071h 06
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 95: turtle = TRUEJason tells of an incident involving a "flat" turtle, the guys discuss automated cars, Ze Frank's Earth Sandwich, the Japanese word for "rabbit," and different aspects of sleeping.
2022-05-3156 min
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 94: In, and Then OffJason shares the concern his sleep monitoring software is showing for him, the pair discuss hotel headboards, RV dealerships, and postal awkwardness. Jason then recounts the trouble he once had with a government toilet. The guys also do a Ps and Qs.
2022-05-251h 12
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 93: Fidget KroneJason and Marcus discuss the woes of timing the ordering of replacement toiletries and the demise of the Dash Button, and Jason unveils "Plan 50," his project to establish numerous new habits before he turns 50. Also, Jason has multiple technical difficulties with his audio.
2022-05-171h 04
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 92: Unsettling HeatJason and Marcus remember Pepperidge Farm, talk about cookies both real and virtual, discuss many of the woes of air travel, compare travel backpack contents, and introduce a new listener-supported segment to the show: Accidentally Derivative Ps and Qs.
2022-05-101h 26
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 91: Pepper MondayJason brings back from his trip to the west coast a tale of a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad Monday.
2022-05-031h 01
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 90: Car LaunderingJason talks about all of the drama that occurred when he left his hair salon and went around the corner to his optometrist, he and Marcus discuss their distaste for the Hard Sell™ in both eyeglasses vendors and car dealerships, marvel at Carvana's car vending machine, Jason talks about Rollerblade Dude, and they both discuss the Nuchal Ligament without knowing that's what it's called.
2022-04-261h 03
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 89: LIVE - Puncture the FilmJason and Marcus take questions from the audience and tell stories about whiskey blending, tequila tasting, shooting safety videos, Impressions de France, and jelly.
2022-04-191h 26
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 88: Bag MouthJason and Marcus tackle the topic of alien ghosts, various aspects of dreaming as humans and as dogs, overly loud live music in restaurants, leaving the tails on shrimp, and we get an update on Jason's sous salonist issues.
2022-04-131h 07
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 87: Mad JackJason and Marcus discuss the interesting phenomenon of Committee Face and context-based attractiveness, Marcus shares his admiration for "Mad" Jack Churchill, and Jason tells the epic tale of the DMV Crack.
2022-04-051h 19
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 86: RockoThe pair appreciate Lionel Ritchie, discuss the otherworldly NotMilk, Jason tells the tale of the rock-work guy next door, and the pair share their feelings and frustrations on the subject of belligerent sidewalk merging.
2022-03-291h 16
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 85: Knuckle ButterThe exciting continuation of Jason's Tale of the Deluge and the pair discover the ins and outs of peanut butter management.
2022-03-2257 min
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 84: Humid LegsJason and Marcus discuss the different meanings of the word "quite," we get an update on what's been going on with the Pregnancy Pillow lately, and Jason tells the first part of the Tale of the Deluge.
2022-03-1559 min
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 83: Huh?Jason and Marcus discuss the ins and outs of coffee mug design, the sanctity of morning solitude, and the enormous pressure of their solemn duty to save the world.
2022-03-081h 10
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 82: Cake SpiteJason and Marcus discuss being dorky disappointments to both fathers and sons, Marcus shares breaking news of a cake fire, the pair discuss dropping stuff, sweetening drinks, and revisit cereals.
2022-03-011h 33
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 81: Napoleonic SpleensJason and Marcus discuss lightbulbs, Marcus tells the tale of the "shower outage," the pair take on 880s sitcoms, regional restrictions, the rules of the baggage claim, and we find out just why Jason knows all the words to Copa Cabana.
2022-02-221h 16
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 80: Indignance by ProxyWe're ON LOCATION! Jason and Marcus discuss the many weird intricacies of the cruise industry while hanging out on beautiful Castaway Cay.
2022-02-151h 02
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 79: The Carroll O'Connor Rabbit HoleJason and Marcus ponder an Iron Maiden symphony, what is "true cinnamon", managing your weight data integrity, and breakdown the hidden meanings in "The Rainbow Connection"
2022-02-081h 32
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 78: Prison WafflesJason and Marcus discuss subscribe buttons (hint hint), starting projects after 9:30 PM, trying to find that sweet spot where you lose your video game at the same moment the episode of the show you're binging on Netflix ends so you can get some sleep.
2022-02-011h 26
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 77: Flip the TeaJason talks about making tea, Marcus talks about making Asgardian armor, and Jason has an epic journey through his dentist's office.
2022-01-251h 13
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 76: CanAppJason and Marcus talk 3D Printing, carpet and furniture, a lot of stuff about toilets, and then touch on some recent movies they've watched.
2022-01-181h 15
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 75: North DakotaHome improvement frustrations, zip ties, twist ties, Ziploc bags, jellyfish, and the odd items one finds in their Buy It Again list.
2022-01-111h 15
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 74: The Sous SalonistJason and Marcus discuss their holidays, going to movie theaters, the various shampoos one encounters, and Jason tells a story of intrigue, betrayal, new relationships, and how best to tip French people, all in a single story about a trip to his barber.
2022-01-041h 22
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 73: Holiday Clip ShowSome of out favorite bits from the show along with some fan favorites. Have a wonderful holiday season and we'll see you next year!
2021-12-141h 14
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 72: #silencethecansJason and Marcus discuss haircuts and trimming one's eyebrows, Jason tells a tale of Elvis (not THAT Elvis), the pair ponder the possible vocation of funeral photographer, and Jason and Marcus plot out a crowdsourcing guerilla operation to silence a percussive menace in the Disney Parks.
2021-12-071h 16
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 71: Coming Back to the MilkJason and Marcus lament smart notifications, Jason floats a theory that his AirPods may be stalking him, they discuss the social contract as regards ordering food, and ponder just how crucial the sense of smell is.
2021-11-301h 19
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 70: ManfriendJason and Marcus discuss the joy of new Post-Its, misheard words and lyrics, Jason confesses to accidental snailicide, they try to solve what the adult version of "girlfriend" is, Jason has a run-in with a medical brochure in the men's room, and we have an update on The Ted Situation™
2021-11-231h 20
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 69: The Ted SituationJason and Marcus discuss their upcoming excursion to Takumi-Tei, classic television shows, screening calls in the future, being naked in one's kitchen, and Marcus describes a developing situation with a weird neighbor which Jason somehow makes weirder.
2021-11-161h 14
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 68: Socially Acceptable WrinklesMarcus recounts his photography and trivia woes, Jason recalls his perfect Frasier moment, they discuss food machinery and a possible business opportunity, and how ironing is hindering the advancement of the human race.
2021-11-081h 20
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 67: Flaming Box DraggersJason and Marcus discuss creepy dolls and even creepier children, the plot holes in the Thriller video, Jason's fear of the automotively encountered plastic bag, and Marcus's smoke detector mystery arrives at a conclusion.
2021-11-021h 08
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 66: Overdriven Kenny GJason worries about being replaced by Cousin Oliver, he and Marcus discuss the nuances of personal identity, the "hold the bus" conundrum, Marcus gives an update on the smoke alarm situation, and Jason gives an update on his ear canal. All before taking on the complicated social issue of the decorative towel.
2021-10-261h 01
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 65: CRISPR GayleJason and Marcus discuss mowers and landscaping, including the exciting conclusion of the Zero-Turn Confrontation, gene editing, the existential dread of childhood, Jason's faulty ear canal, and an interesting gum that boasts its own enduring unpleasantness.
2021-10-191h 12
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 64: Aspirational Belt HangerJason and Marcus talk about how they apparently can't complain, discuss belts and suitcase wheels, Jason tells the tale of his very weird flight, they develop the Show Recommendation Release Form, and Jason has a brush with death from a would-be horror movie antagonist on his lanai.
2021-10-121h 16
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 63: Feral Scooter KidJason (in his 8-bit form) and Marcus discuss Bryan Adams, the Walt Disney World 50th Anniversary celebration, Jason's forehead's encounter with a chair, some nerd stuff, and Jason tells the tale of "chasing the lizard," which isn't as dirty as it sounds.
2021-10-051h 20
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 62: Ted Fast-oJason and Marcus discuss Episodic Amnesia, rental cars, and vacation playlists. Jason gives a sleep report as well as in update on the Colorado Casual Wedding and Marcus rants about an electrical outlet. This one is kind of all over the place.
2021-09-211h 12
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 61: Only Two HolesJason and Marcus discuss crying at movies, commenting on unfamiliar weather, writing checks, and signing cards. Jason also relays the tales of the Lost Dog & the Wrong Guy, Russ, and The Notary.
2021-09-141h 28
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 60: The Sign of SatisfactionJason and Marcus talk about the worrisome distinction of "chocolatey chips," concerts at Epcot, all of the recent changes at WDW, Jason talks about his encounter with a leaky monorail and also his upcoming blood work appointment, and how, when you have to hold still, that's the only time you find that you can't.
2021-09-071h 15
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 59: Johnny Mathis HummerJason regales Marcus with his wonderful interactions with the DMV and his son's driving test, they discuss jury duty and the Scientific Method's extensive resume, one beloved WDW buffet style restaurant has returned with Covid-conscious changes, and Marcus has opinions about actors' contracts, to the surprise of literally no one.
2021-08-311h 07
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 58: Emergency ShirtJason and Marcus discuss a recent hiking trip Marcus went on, talk about the stress one encounters in the public bathroom stall, appropriate wedding attire, and the joys of both hotel laundry service and flying kites.
2021-08-241h 16
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 57: Lemonade MultiverseJason and Marcus ponder a trip to the inspiration of the Overlook Hotel from The Shining, get into a short discussion about comic book movies, discuss the value of creativity in a bottom-line oriented world, and Jason laments the inner turmoil he feels concerning the neighborhood lemonade stand, and their lack of payment options.
2021-08-171h 13
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 56: Hardware Store Nut MachineJason and Marcus discuss varieties of chocolates and nuts, have various chopstick-related beefs, and remember a classic Tim Burton movie. Warning: Contains Small Star Wars Rant.
2021-08-101h 09
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 55: The ItemJason and Marcus discuss the Sleep Number bed, the necessity of an occasional need for a Check for Death, desk chairs, more Roomba drama, eating better. Also, to hopefully help him sleep, Jason has purchased... something.
2021-08-0356 min
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 54: The End of the BananaJason and Marcus discuss more of Jason's interactions with his neighbors, Zoom etiquette, The Banana Incident, athletic shorts management, and how to adequately and safely declare that one is not "the guy."
2021-07-2953 min
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 53: Prescription Sausage (LIVE)In Jason and Marcus's first live show, they talk about Jason's encounter with a very conspiracy-minded phlebotomist, the strange shortage of cocktail menus, and ask the question, "Just how clean is your belt?"
2021-07-201h 07
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 52: Middle IntegrityJason and Marcus ponder the distinction of practice vs. performance, prepping for a hurricane, how mesmerizing train videos can be, wet wiping, and the taste of Betamax.
Show Notes:
RailCowgirl's YouTube channel
Jason's eye bra
Little Rock's Cinema 150
Toto Bidet Toilet Seats
2021-07-131h 05
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 51: The Storm, Martin Luther, and My VO2 MaxJason and Marcus discuss the linear nature of time, cool movie credits, authors reading their own books, the perils of the unexpected sex scene in movies watched on airplanes, and the plague of people listening to music on speakers in public.
Show notes:
Creativity, Inc. by Ed Catmull
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
Greenlights by Matthew McConaughey
Rock Me Amadeus by Falco (Salieri Mix)
2021-07-061h 14
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 50: Simulated BasilJason and Marcus discuss dishwasher and microwave safe-ness, the possibility that the universe is a simulation, and the horrors of unwashed basil.
2021-06-2951 min
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 49: Living With JasonHead™Jason and Marcus discuss haircuts and movie theaters, Marcus talks about an unusual task related to a project he's working on, and Jason laments the various eccentricities of his hair and how, unsurprisingly, he has to take every new barber or not-stylist through an orientation before they cut his hair the first time.
2021-06-221h 05
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 48: Metaphysical Ctrl-ZJason gives a smoke alarm update, and he and Marcus discuss furnace filters, backup singers, the mystery of Kiss From a Rose, and the wild world of stuntpeople.
2021-06-151h 09
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 47: Dish Insertion AlgorithmJason and Marcus discuss the philosophies regarding dishwasher dish arrangement and laundry machine settings and share smoke alarm related horror stories. But, you know, it's more interesting than that. Promise.
2021-06-081h 05
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 46: Hot Food CheckmateJason and Marcus discuss second puberty, the myriad citrus sodas of the world, what happens when food that is way too hot goes into your mouth, further dentistry hang-ups, and complications of slow-close toilet seats.
2021-06-011h 01
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 45: Pocket BoxersJason and Marcus discuss the Dallas/Dynasty Cinematic Universe, the nuances of music and lyric writing, going maskless in WDW, the post-apocalyptic world of Charlie Brown, yelling in your sleep, and develop yet another product that will doubtless become a major success.
Show note:
The Tommy Westphall St. Elsewhere Universe
2021-05-1851 min
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 44: The Bill Nye IncidentJason and Marcus discuss the farmer's tan, procrastinating hanging a television, the satisfaction one gets from peeling the plastic off of electronics, expensive junk mail, screwing future you, and a personal tragedy of Jason's that is indirectly related to noted science guy, Bill Nye.
2021-05-111h 06
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 43: FrancescoMarcus tells the tale of Francesco the Magic Cabbie, Jason tells the tale of the Chilean Scavenger Hunt, they discuss pop music over time, Jason stalks the people from Impressions de France, and we finally find ourselves up to our eyeballs in Roombas.
Show notes:
Impressions de France
2021-05-041h 07
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 42: Cobb Salad Time MachineJason and Marcus discuss tea, who's a jerk on Lost, the sublime beauty of the affogato, bringing the Cobb salad back to the menu, the secret of Al Capone's vault, and the perilous game called "Poop or Bark."
Show notes:
The Mystery of Al Capone's Vaults
The Cobb Salad
Affogato
2021-04-201h 00
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 41: ROBJason and Marcus discuss neighbor interactions, verbal punctuation, jobs that probably suck, history-based psychological trauma, the interdimensional nature of Peter Falk, and Jason regales us all with the Ballad of Rob.
Show note:
Greenlights by Matthew McConaughey
2021-04-131h 16
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 40: Gone Fishin'Jason and Marcus commiserate about back pain, discuss living with pets, dog-greeting protocol, fishing strange waters, motion sickness, and store clerks that, for some reason, want to help you.
2021-04-061h 15
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 39: The Unicorn AdvocateJason and Marcus discuss how to take someone looking at their Apple Watch, the joys of being left out of the mass text, unsolicited rings at the doorbell, and a sinister Ponzi scheme aimed at our nation's youths.
Show notes:
Johnny T's NYC Tourist Tips
2021-03-301h 11
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 38: Unsure Lucky Seven Nat King ColeJason and Marcus discuss Coke-induced sugar crashes, Jason's application for Parent of the Year, tea, salads, Welsh Rarebit sauce, and ponder "The Letter." There is also a Starch Madness update.
Show notes:
The Ultimate Coca-Cola Experience
Impressions de France
Twining's Comfort Tea
Line of Duty TV Series
The Thick of It TV Series
2021-03-2357 min
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 37: The Power DroolJason and Marcus discuss the social ramifications of inexpertly expectorating, weird neighbors in Mr. Canapp's Neighborhood, and even weirder conversations on the Ring doorbell-centric social network.
2021-03-161h 01
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 36: Powdered GibbousJason and Marcus discuss how one reacts to many people asking about your well-being all at once, the subtle application of powders to one's person, podcasts one listens to, the many issues one encounters when dealing with a telescope and/or the moon, and the allure of solitude and how other people screw that up.
2021-03-091h 13
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 35: The Power of NaivetéJason and Marcus discuss how too much knowledge and/or too much thinking can turn you into an incompetent idiot. Very deep. Also, Jason showcases a particular source of irritation that could cause your opinion of him to shift one way or the other, depending on your own disposition.
2021-03-0258 min
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 34: Lick Something NeutralJason and Marcus discuss subscription car washes, musicals, using English versions of other cultures' place names, the insecurity of journeyman knowledge, revisit the metric vs. imperial debate, and learn to fly, though not really.
2021-02-231h 15
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 33: Barefoot InappropriatenessJason and Marcus talk more about aging problems, push notifications to tell you everything is okay, ATM designs, putting your bare feet out of the car window, and all of the quandaries associated with interacting with other people in the wild.
2021-02-161h 14
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 32: Alexa-nadoJason and Marcus share the difficulties of living with an electronic roommate, the ambiguity of the "tornado watch," moral implications of cruelty to Minecraft chickens, and the social conundrum of being able to customize someone's contact photo.
2021-02-091h 09
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 31: Grief and GrievancesJason and Marcus discuss The Clapper, commiserate on mortgage and insurance hikes, bemoan various streaming television service limitations, gripe about annual pass issues, and generally complain about everything. Also, Jason makes a heartfelt confession. Two, actually, if you want to get technical about it.
2021-02-021h 12
Accidentally DerivativeBONUS: Down the Doughnut Hole Episode 002This episode's topics: Mandalorian finale, Star Wars timelines, what Episode 7 should have been
Some times, your humble narrators get off on a particularly nerdy tangent and go way over time on the Accidentally Derivative Podcast. So much so, that we've mercifully removed it and made it into it's own series. These are sporadically released, only on the occasions when they go, well, Down the Doughnut Hole.
2021-01-2935 min
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 30: The Blue Cheese Olive IncidentJason and Marcus discuss an awkward and puzzling incident they had at a Disney Springs restaurant, fasting, martinis, unexpected poop, the gravity of the phrase "it could be vomit," and just what the heck Luke was doing while Lando was trying to get a job at Jabba's palace.
2021-01-2653 min
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 29: Fresh PrivilegeMarcus and Jason discuss composting, cleaning the refrigerator, a completely separate podcast, food around WDW, and counting one's blessings. (Yes, Jason sounds weird in this one)
2021-01-191h 08
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 28: Field Trip!Jason and Marcus settle down for a meal at Three Bridges Bar & Grill at Disney's Coronado Springs resort and discuss childhood trips to Disney, heavy Christmas ornaments, and delicious food.
2021-01-1355 min
Accidentally DerivativeBONUS: Down the Doughnut Hole Episode 001This episode's topics: Soul, Two and a Half Men, Star Wars, Time Travel
Some times, your humble narrators get off on a particularly nerdy tangent and go way over time on the Accidentally Derivative Podcast. So much so, that we've mercifully removed it and made it into it's own series. These are sporadically released, only on the occasions when they go, well, Down the Doughnut Hole.
2021-01-0642 min
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 27: Incense BarJason and Marcus explore Jason's aspirational frumpy pipe-centric aesthetic, Marcus recalls his grandfather gleefully mentioning (at an inopportune moment) the ability to use dental floss as a murder weapon, and both of your humble narrators finally tackle that important question: Does Accidentally Derivative have it's own signature smell?
2021-01-051h 02
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 26: A House Full of Weeble-WobblesJason and Marcus discuss language-related pet peeves and going to the dentist. Plus, they can't seem to get off of the whole toy thing. So, sorry about that.
2020-12-291h 21
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 25: Moon Over Bedford FallsJason and Marcus explore Christmas movies and take a trip down memory lane discussing the best toys they ever got for Christmas. It's not as sappy and schmaltzy as it sounds.
2020-12-221h 23
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 24: Scary Ghost Stories, ApparentlyAfter some follow-up on Jason's decaying lifeform problem, Marcus and Jason explore the Star Wars Holiday Special, criticize various Christmas songs, and delve deeply into the life and work of one Jerome K Jerome, the funniest essayist to ever come out of 19th century Staffordshire.
2020-12-151h 07
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 23: The Right DuckMarcus recalls his recent camping excursion and Jason recalls his alternate life as the reluctantly dog-owning sasquatch executive of a major company.
2020-12-081h 04
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 22: The Sea Breeze of IdahoJason and Marcus bask in the glow of Jason's new studio furniture, discuss various pens, the pursuit of meteorology, foreign radio shows of the past, we get an update on both Sidewalk Guy and Grass Guy, a fire alarm goes off, and bodily fluids, both human and animal, are discussed more than most folks generally care for.
2020-12-011h 20
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 21: Milkshake in a BagJason and Marcus discuss the various things you can get away with now due to the Covid excuse, people who already know the thing, the multicultural wonder that is SnackCrate, and the originalist's nightmare of "Greatest Hits" and compilation albums.
2020-11-241h 11
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 20: Drive-Thru Flop SweatJason and Marcus discuss term papers, hacking, and the monumental complications and pitfalls of ordering food at the drive-thru or even at the counter.
2020-11-171h 13
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 19: Ad Hoc LuggageJason and Marcus wax cartographic in this episode full of travel, luggage, cruising, motorcycling, and Love Boating. They also examine the horrific chimera that is "Biscuit Tea."
2020-11-101h 31
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 18: Conflict Crunch BarJason and Marcus discuss time zones, ethical delimmas presented by bottled water and candy bars, contractors and landscaping, and awkward questions posed by in-laws.
2020-11-031h 14
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 17: Captain Chesapeake and the Basement WindowJason and Marcus discuss the upcoming Halloween holiday, trick or treaters, guys that call you, ghosts, smells, scary movies, and Jason recounts an incident involving a certain chaotic sidewalk regular mentioned in episodes past.
2020-10-271h 25
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 16: Hour of the Broadly Northwestern European WolfJason and Marcus discuss the horrors of the Hour of the Wolf, their app-delivered genetic ancestry, zen gardens, mice and hamsters, and the sisyphean task of keeping a bonsai tree alive.
2020-10-201h 18
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 15: Duck, Duck, Goose in HellJason and Marcus discuss the rules governing screen credits, the horror of raisins and Greek cookies, what "bruising the vermouth" means, weird foods, Jason's Danish ancestry, and the social nightmare that is tableside guac.
2020-10-131h 20
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 14: Black Aggie and the Isaac MultitudeJason and Marcus ponder the paralysis of choice, the glory of original Tivo, targeted advertising, and the clear superhuman abilities of a certain cruise ship bartender.
2020-10-061h 27
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 13: Baby ChargerJason and Marcus ponder elves, narwhals, eating alone, and using robot babies to get better airplane seating.
2020-09-291h 17
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 12: Pluggin' the PeepholeJason and Marcus continue the discussion of rollercoasters, send Jason's son off to college, reminisce over the old school internet, and ask the question: "Do you husker du?"
2020-09-221h 24
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 11: Chalkboard MatrixJason and Marcus remember ping pong balls, chalk, crayons, and chocolate. And also contemplate all of the many horrific ways to die on a rollercoaster.
2020-09-151h 10
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 10: A Bowl of Ninja StarsJason and Marcus compare scars from past cereal-based injuries, contemplate parallel evolution, and receive elocution lessons from Michael Caine, more or less.
2020-09-081h 06
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 9: Mxyzptlk TapeIt's not the biggest thing in the logo for nothing, folks. Yep. It's a TV Episode.
2020-09-011h 19
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 8: Sidewalk MeditationsJason and Marcus contemplate just what ruined Facebook, sidewalk etiquette, meditation, and free food you get after factory tours.
2020-08-251h 13
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 7: The Koi BothererJason and Marcus discuss Ahmed Best, the lyrical poetry of the band Survivor, misheard lyrics, surviving the apocalypse, and the beginnings of a single elimination showdown to crown the King of Snacks once and for all.
2020-08-181h 12
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 6: Dijon Craig and the Electrical ParadeJason and Marcus ponder how one's mustard preference is a measure of one's personality, investigate a paradox that undoubtedly involves time travel, and relive childhood traumas involving balloons that would give a first grader the thousand yard stare.
2020-08-111h 21
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 5: The Sandy Hole of Requirement - Part 2Jason and Marcus discuss working out in the time of COVID, the various insect-related movies, the generationally-dependent appeal of Gene Hackman, and beating or being beaten by the CAPTCHA
2020-07-2843 min
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 4: The Sandy Hole of Requirement - Part 1Jason has discovered a suspiciously large hole in his yard, and he and Marcus ponder what could be in there. Is it possums? Eternia, the home of He-Man? The Ron Jon surf shop?
2020-07-2850 min
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 3: A Lot of Twine and No DignityJason and Marcus discuss karaoke, stage fright, ask the question "Can discarded furniture be 'stolen'?", and ponder the virtues of the Sith
2020-07-211h 11
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 2: Giraffe Suits and Chuck MangioneJason and Marcus revamp WDW's fastpass system, discuss the best way to break into the Animal Kingdom to queue up for Flight of Passage early, and reminisce over the best concerts they never attended.
2020-07-1350 min
Accidentally DerivativeEpisode 1: The Smell of 700 Lawn MowersIn the inaugural episode, Jason and Marcus solve Disney World's COVID mask sizing problems, order bespoke shirts, and wish social distancing would become the norm even in times of no pandemic.
2020-07-1348 min