Shows
Hands Across AmericaHomeless People suffer from the Messiah Complex.Matthew mcconaughey is a piece of shit too.2023-05-1750 minHands Across AmericaJohn Wick shoots Q'anon ShamanWe begin w/ a shaman's freedom and end with a head blown off by our hero, John Wick. Keanu is the only thing keeping our country together.2023-04-0556 minHands Across AmericaBack at it, already canceled.Straight to it. Vaginoplasty incoming for one of us. Alex is getting hitched and Mardana is still insufferable.2023-03-081h 11Hands Across AmericaTalk it out bro.Mardana and Alex jump into the deep end. They both drown. It was for nothing but Neil's stupid coat.2021-11-171h 20Hands Across AmericaPassing ShipsVegas is the Vegas of Vegas2021-10-0557 minHands Across AmericaThot Police - get the vaccine or date Ashley.Mardana is still Unvaxxed and got Covid, don't worry he won't make it to next week. Alex has that pesky science and data on his side, but he dated Ashley, so it's a wash.2021-08-0344 minHands Across AmericaNic Cage's AngerJust give up on everything. We've both agreed to stop doing the podcast or anything else with our lives.2021-07-1439 minHands Across AmericaThe Future, CUZ!... but we spend more time talking about the past.2021-06-2243 minHands Across AmericaIt got dark, YO!!The pandemic is over, then it got dark. Alex tries out for a new job while Mardana turns one down. Honestly, skip to the end when it's funny. Email complaints to our publicist Nanak Mccann. nanakmc@gmail.com2021-06-1534 minHands Across AmericaGoat's PassDon't over think it, bro.2021-06-0232 minHands Across AmericaSorry, we're back (FUCK CANADA)Alex and Mardana solve covid19. They have international relations with Canadians. And Mardana is taking a prophylactic. 2021-05-2528 minHands Across AmericaPast LivesHands Across America is joined by Sacha Anne Senisch. They all discuss their past lives from this incarnation to others. Alex still hates cops. Mardana is definitely a girl.2021-04-1351 minHands Across AmericaPura VidaMardana and Alex recount Saturday's comedy show, travels to distant lands, and they end up solving the homeless problem.2021-03-3030 minHands Across AmericaOur First Friend -- Neil VachaniJoined by our first guest, comedian Neil Vachani endures and endorses us. Mardana and Alex recall a terrible moment in their lives pre-dating Hands Across America.2021-03-2244 minHands Across AmericaReunionTwo old friends, Alexander Malt and Mardana Montana Mayginnes, reunite after 11 years to finish their quest of uniting Hands Across America.2021-02-1833 min