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Scooch OvariesEpisode 40 - Mary, Robin and Catherine Review the Restless Leg Tour!We went to the mountaintop!The Restless Leg Tour is back and this time, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are hitting the South!We saw them in Orlando at the Addition Financial Arena at UCF, and it was a religious experience. Comedian Catherine Maloney joined us, and she's here again to give us some more hilarity.And of course, we wander off and talk about a bunch of other stuff. Here you go.2025-04-2639 minScooch OvariesEpisode 36 - You Can Call Me A BroadCall us broads.We also discuss the SNL 50th Anniversary show and lots of other stuff. Enjoy!2025-03-2933 minScooch OvariesEpisode 35 - We Love Podcasts and Hate Toll Scammers.We both enjoy a slew of other podcasts, and Robin shares about one that she is currently enjoying.Also, is your Mom really sending you a photo through Messenger or is that a scam? We dig deep to get the answer.Enjoy!2025-03-2232 minScooch OvariesEpisode 34 - Robin's Take on the Baldoni Lively Mishegas!We have segments now! Enjoy this 2nd part of last week's episode and weigh in with your opinion of it all in our comments section.Thanks for following us!2025-03-1529 minScooch OvariesEpisode 33 Now With Real Segments!Enjoy some orderly fun, in 2 parts!Thanks for watching and listening.2025-03-0825 minScooch OvariesEpisode 32 - Mary Went to Church, Award Shows and Strangers with Candy!It's been a minute, but Mary went to church.
It's an interesting encounter.
Also: Award Shows!
Another Also: TV Shows that didn't age well.
You know who you are.
Enjoy!2025-03-0128 minScooch OvariesEpisode 31 - Let's Learn More About Robin SavageWhile Scooch Ovaries is always about silliness and bunny trailing, sometimes we learn stuff about each other. It's a win win for our listeners as well.Enjoy!2025-02-2221 minScooch OvariesEpisode 30 - All Things Art!This week we talk about ART: creating it and consuming it, the benefits, the joy derived.
Yeah, we get deep.
But it's still silly.
Enjoy!2025-02-1523 minScooch OvariesEpisode 29 - Big Football Games and Other StuffIt's that time of year when football games are the thing everyone is talking about, even people who don't watch or pay attention.
That's 50% of the hosts of Scooch Ovaries.
Enjoy a silly discussion and know we appreciate you for stopping by. :)2025-02-0825 minScooch OvariesEpisode 28 - We Review a Musical and Talk About the Early Days of PodcastsWe saw Funny Girl at the Van Wezel and we have opinions!
We also discuss our first podcasts, ones that we consumed and also the ones we created.
And Stockard Channing gets a shout out!
Join us for a silly discussion.
We appreciate you!2025-02-0140 minScooch OvariesEpisode 27 - Well, it was gonna be about the Chiefs...Scooch Ovaries is a humorous podcast featuring 2 comedians based out of Florida: Robin Savage and Mary Tischbein.
While their goal for each podcast episode is pure: to have a discussion about specific topics, that is not usually the result.
These two silly minded gals bunny trail on to whatever idea or memory was triggered by the chosen topic, and the results are hysterical.
Give it a watch and a listen.
You'll be glad you did.2025-01-2532 minScooch OvariesEpisode 26 - Robin got a Steamer and also: Arkansas, Epigenetics and Costco.There is so much discussed in this, our official 26th episode (we've been doing this for 6 months, y'all!), that you will just have to watch to see where it all goes.
But topics include:
Robin bought a steamer
Epigenetics
Arkansas
Sporting Goods
Puzzles
and how to correctly pronounce Costco.
Enjoy.2025-01-1837 minScooch OvariesEpisode 25 - Health Stuff, Dry January and We Taste Stuff!Comedians Robin Savage and Mary Tischbein have opinions about everything, and share them each week on the Scooch Ovaries Podcast.
Escape with them into a silly conversation between two old friends who prefer to disassociate than save the world.
You'll be glad you did.2025-01-1137 minScooch OvariesEpisode 24 - Robin's Flashing Fridge and our New Studio LayoutNow they we are all living in 2025, don't get it twisted:
We are just as ridiculous as we were in 2024.
Journey with us into the world of appliances, won't you? It's a spellbinding tale.
Also, we make up words sometimes. It happens.
Enjoy!2025-01-0434 minScooch OvariesEpisode 23 - The Scooch Ovaries Year in Review and Goals for 2025It's been a hell of a year.
Robin and Mary review the good and the heinous things that happened, and set goals for 2025.
For real.
Can they fulfill them?
It's up to you to keep them accountable.
Ever thankful for all of you.
Wishing you a Happy and a Healthy and a Prosperous New Year! :)2024-12-2831 minScooch OvariesEpisode 22 - Tina, Amy and Merry Merry!Well, we blinked and here we are at the Holiday Season, or as Mary prefers to call it: Award Season.
Robin and Mary thought the Christmas episode should include lots of stories of family holidays, and why not include their two favorite funny ladies: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler?
It is, after all, the most wonderful time of the year, so talking about Tina and Amy comes naturally.
Also, we had a late breaking news story cut in as we were recording, so look out for that!
Hint: It was another...2024-12-2147 minScooch OvariesEpisode 21 - Becoming Legal, Smells and Is That Bird My Dead Grandma?Here we go with episode 21 and it's filled with silliness.
We do a taste test of some fun snacks and talk about all the topics that aren't on the segment list. Again.
This one features us discussing turning 21 years old, smells and whether or not birds are old dead relatives coming to visit.
You look adorable today.
Enjoy!2024-12-1439 minScooch OvariesEpisode 20 - Wicked, Parades and We Know You're Listening!Enjoy the 20th Episode of your favorite podcast!2024-12-0731 minScooch OvariesEpisode 20 TeaseYou should listen!2024-12-0600 min
Contrary GardensWicked, Agatha All Along and Mental IllnessDon't you love that episode title? I know I do!
Enjoy every second. :)2024-11-3031 minScooch OvariesEpisode 19 - Menopause and Other StuffIt is time.
Women's Health.
It matters.
We're not experts, we don't claim to be.
We are comedians.
Enjoy. :)2024-11-3039 minScooch OvariesEpisode 18 - Gobble GobbleThis year, a very weird year, but a year nonetheless, we are grateful for many things.
We are especially grateful for laughter with good friends.
The kind that lasts a long time and at the end you are wiping tears away.
We hope you and yours have many of those moments.
Enjoy :)2024-11-2334 minScooch OvariesEpisode 17 - Ramblings and Off Road ChattingAs usual, we are all over the place in this episode, but in our defense, we recorded this prior to the Election. There was so much hope and promise in our voices.
Have a giggle, why don't you?
Enjoy!2024-11-1634 minScooch OvariesEpisode 16 - Doom Scrolling and Trauma Bonding and Other Hilarious TopicsEpisode 16 - Doom Scrolling and Trauma Bonding and Other Hilarious Topics2024-11-0935 minScooch OvariesEpisode 15 - Halloween!How could we not talk about Halloween?
We talk candy, costumes, and we even mention spiders and snakes.
Enjoy. :)2024-11-0237 minScooch OvariesEpisode 14 - We taste things! Also, more storm talk.Robin and Mary do some food and drink tastings and give you their reviews. Total ripoff of Kathleen Madigan, but in a respectful way.
Also, some final thoughts on the hurricanes.2024-10-2646 minScooch OvariesEpisode 13 - No one asked you to rock us like a hurricane, Helene and MiltonRobin and Mary take about the damage of Helene and Milton.
It'll be funnier next time.
Stay safe, kids!2024-10-1936 minScooch OvariesEpisode 12 - Scooch OvariesIt's a crossover episode!
It's just me, Mary, this week, so you're getting what we are calling a crossover of our 2 podcasts: Scooch Ovaries and Contrary Gardens! What? I know. Such an embarassment of riches.
Okay, so it's just me, ranting and raving and bunny trailing, but hey, who doesn't love that?
Robin will return next week.
Stay hydrated, people!2024-10-1223 minScooch OvariesEpisode 11 - We cover it allComedians Robin Savage and Mary Tischbein discuss:
Daylight Savings Time
Hair Styles
Cats or Kids? Why not both?!
Languages
Smoking
It's long one, get a hot or cold beverage and enjoy.
Love ya!2024-10-0553 minScooch OvariesEpisode 10 - We talk Football? Yeah. Football!Football!Comedians Robin Savage and Mary Tischbein get silly and serious about football. Opinions!Let us know what you think. :)2024-09-2827 minScooch OvariesEpisode 9 - Robin on the radio, AI and clothes shoppingRobin was on the radio and she is all braggy about it!
Let's talk a little about AI.
Clothes shopping for Comedians? They're gonna wear black, but we talk about it anyway.
This and so much more on the latest episode of Scooch Ovaries.
2024-09-2143 minScooch OvariesEpisode 8 - Let's Talk Heritage! and Bucky'sDid you ever wonder where you came from?
Well Mary did, and she found out. Robin has some info about her background, as well.
We try to stay in our segment, but the invisible fence neck collars were not charged.
We talk about Bucky's as well.
It's a good time.
Thanks for tuning in!2024-09-1436 minScooch OvariesEpisode 7 - Narcissists and SpellingThis week, Robin and Mary try to figure out if they are a little self-centered or full-on narcissists; Mary reveals what happens to her when people spell words around her; and everyone's favorite segment: segments that didn't make it as segments.
We're gonna wander off topic, it happens every time.
Thanks for listening!2024-09-0729 minScooch OvariesEpisode 6: Spice Girls and HurricanesIn this episode, we try to stay in our lane, but you know how that goes.
We discuss the origin of Robin's stage name, figure out which Spice Girl moniker would fit each of us, discuss the ultimate old lady topic: The Weather! We also delve into our favorite office supplies and reminisce about Mary's Mom's pen obsession.2024-08-3136 minContrary GardensConventions, Local Elections and TIFF!It's a great time to be a big Lib who likes movies!
I give my take on the DNC, the local elections and get ready, because I am going to Canada to watch fancy films with family. The Toronto International Film Festival is finally here.
Grab a cup of Joe and enjoy.2024-08-2713 minScooch OvariesEpisode 5 - We also feel bad about our necks. Also, Media!Much like one of our sheroes, Nora Ephron, we also both feel bad about our necks. We discuss it. Not awkward at all.
Plus: Mary shares some news of upcoming television stuff she is excited about, and Robin talks all things Social Media.
Well, not all things, just some things.
We're old. We're doing our best.
We had fun making it and we hope you enjoy it as much as we did!2024-08-2430 minScooch OvariesEpisode 4 - Back to School! Also: music.This week, comedians Robin Savage and Mary Tischbein reminisce about their younger days, and we talk about going back to school. New notebooks!We also discuss music.It's a mess. Enjoy!2024-08-1737 minScooch OvariesEpisode 3 - Gilda! Other Stuff!it's hard to find a person alive who doesn't love Gilda Radner, and we love her.
We also discuss other stuff, like a word that some people really don't like, that we kinda love.
It's August! Let's have a laugh.
Thanks for listening. :)2024-08-1033 minContrary GardensThe Olympics, Kamala, and Scooch Ovaries!Hey Marebians!
I am telling you I'm not going and I made you a pretty episode.
I have some thoughts and here they are.
Breaking News -
I am a part of the awesome new podcast: Scooch Ovaries. I get to spend time with and have some laughs with my funny friend, Comedian Robin Savage.
Give it a try, too. It's streaming everywhere podcasts are streaming, and even on YouTube, because I have a video camera.
What an embarrassment of riches, according to my inner child.
2024-08-0312 minScooch OvariesEpisode 2 - our funny friends, current events and segments!Comedians Robin Savage and Mary Tischbein don't break down the current events for you, but they might say something about all the interesting stuff that happened this past week. Or last week. You'll see.
Thanks for coming back!2024-08-0338 minScooch OvariesBunny Trail with us, won't you?Who doesn't love a fresh start?
Well how about a brand new podcast?
Love it.
Comedians Robin Savage and Mary Tischbein have lots to talk about and you get to listen in.
We tend to bunny trail, go off road, wander into different topics, tangents and metaphors.
Join us, won't you?
You'll be glad you did.2024-07-2735 minContrary GardensDocumentaries, Emmy noms and my Thyroid!I am back with the news and views that make your world turn!
A fresh new rambling rant.
Enjoy. :)2024-07-2123 minScooch OvariesI need a distraction.A plug for a new podcast from Robin Savage and Mary Tischbein.2024-07-1501 minScooch OvariesScooch Ovaries is coming soon.Comedians Robin Savage and Mary Tischbein are podcasting. It's about time!2024-07-1400 minContrary GardensI watched the SAG Awards!I have thoughts.
enjoy.
mare2024-02-2518 minContrary GardensI hate FebruaryI start with politics, and end with a car accident.
Comedy!
love ya. 2024-02-1720 minContrary GardensFilm Festivals, Award Shows and Comedy FriendsI hope you stretched, this one might give you whiplash.
I am all over the place.
How is that different from every other episode?
Well excuse me, Judgey McJudgerton.
But you're right, same old thing.
Get your coffee, stay focused and hold on.
Love you.2024-02-0419 minContrary GardensI saw Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.I read a book.
I bought a standing mixer.
I saw the Restless Leg Tour.
I know.
So much to share.
Enjoy and don't forget, I love ya!2024-01-2820 minContrary GardensThe one where I went to DetwilersSometimes you go to a grocery store and sometimes you change your air filters and sometimes you have a lot of coffee.
Sometimes.
Well, this time in particular, all those things happened.
Enjoy.
love you.2023-10-0822 minContrary GardensCar TroubleGather round, Marebians. I have a car story.2023-08-1213 minContrary GardensOppenbarbieI won't be told what to call things. I gotta be me.
Enjoy this movie talk and for God's sake, please stay hydrated, Marebians!2023-07-3115 min
Contrary GardensThe haps.I am back.
Getting healthy, going to the gym, renovating my condo, got a new job, and I was in a short film at the Vero Beach Film Festival.
Happy Summer!
Enjoy my rant. :)2023-06-1820 min
Contrary GardensA water heater, a film festival and a murder mystery party walk into a bar...So much has been happening, but here's a story about a busted water heater, some more info on the film festival showing the short film I am in, always some SAG awards talk and a fun murder mystery party I attended and won an award in.
I know.
It's all so glamorous, I can hardly stand it!
Also, yay Chiefs!
enjoy. :)
2023-02-1924 minContrary GardensI never stay gone for too long.Jonesing for a new Contrary Gardens episode? Well, jones no more. I got you.
Enjoy this silly morsel.
Stay hydrated. :) If you would like to leave me a comment or question, head on over to marytischbein.com and click the link. I look forward to hearing from you.2023-02-0413 minContrary GardensThe Return of the Mare Part 2The goodness never ends when Mary L stops by.
Here's some more funny and poignant stuff. Enjoy.
Leave me a comment, question, request, whatevs on my thingy on here on on the speak pipe link on my site https://marytischbein.com or https://longislandmary.com
love you. :)2023-01-2037 minContrary GardensThe Return of the MareMary L and I never run out of things to discuss. Please enjoy this fun episode of 2 Marys chatting. I know I did. :)
Don't forget to leave a message or question or comment for me on my voicemail thingy. You can do it here or on the speak pipe link found on my site:
https://marytischbein.com or https://longislandmary.com2023-01-1729 minContrary GardensNew Year, New You! It's a lie. I'll explain.Hello my adorable Contrary Guardians.
Did you stay up to see the ball drop? Did you wake up and feel like a new person?
Of course you didn't.
Don't worry, it's not you.
Let's explore this lie and see where it takes us, shall we?
Thanks for stopping by. :)2023-01-0419 minContrary GardensThe rest of my chat with DanielleAs we bring another year to a close, it's time for some reflection with good friends. Danielle and I talk about Christmas, therapy, books, and nutrition.
Happy New Year to all my Contrary Guardians. May 2023 bring you and yours tons of great health, happiness, hugs and most of all, laughter.
Hey! Would you like to leave me a comment or maybe you have a question that you need answered. Why not leave me a voicemail? It's easy. Just click on the message icon here or go to the link on my website: marytischbein.com or...2022-12-3131 minContrary GardensDishing with Danielle!What's more fun than having a friend over for a drink and a chat? Well, recording it and releasing it out into the world, of course.
This week, my friend, Danielle stopped by and we chatted about her new job, scuba diving, yup, you read that right, and her upcoming podcast.
Hey! Would you like to leave me a comment or maybe you have a question that you need answered.
Why not leave me a voicemail? It's easy. Just click on the message icon here or go to the link on my website...2022-12-2534 minContrary GardensEw, that smell; film festivals; the holidays!I'm gifted with a super sensitive nose, but the cause of the nasty smell in my condo somehow evaded me for 2 weeks. Ew.
We got into a film festival!
It's the holidays. Yup.
Wanna leave me a voice message that may end up on a future episode?
Well as soon as I figure out how to do that...it's on!
merry merry. Love you!
2022-12-1816 minContrary GardensMaxwell and I discuss the Golden Globes Nominations!To most people this is the holiday season, but to me, it's awards season, my favorite season of all.
In this episode, my brilliant nephew Maxwell, the filmmaker, and I discuss the nominations for the 2023 Golden Globe Awards.
And somehow, Kristen Stewart comes up!
Merry Merry and enjoy. :)
2022-12-1544 minContrary GardensRobin Savage in studio!Sometimes my friends come over and I record our conversations.
It's all on the up and up, I swear.
Enjoy this tete a tete with comedian and writer, Robin Savage.2022-12-1328 minContrary GardensBring me all the distractions!Need a brain palate cleanser? I got you. Distractions are magic.
Here are a few that worked for me.
You're welcome. love you!2022-11-2608 minContrary GardensSo many Marys! Another fun chat with my friend Mary.I continue my silly chat with Mary about all kinds of things.
Enjoy!2022-11-0328 minContrary GardensI have a funny friend named Mary.What happens when 2 funny ladies get together and chat?
Well if you have listened to Contrary Gardens before, you know!
But this is a new guest, a good friend of mine that cracks me up on the regular.
Meet Mary.
She's a hoot.
Enjoy Part 1 of our chat about all kinds of weird stuff. 2022-10-3033 minContrary GardensWhat did Mercury ever do to you? Also, my dirty car.When shit goes sideways, we blame Mercury being in retrograde. We have been doing this for a very long time.
It's not Mercury. It's us.
Accountability is a total boner killer, but it's the only way we are going to get unstuck.
Also, why is my car so dirty and why isn't anyone coming over to wash it? See you at Fresh Market.2022-10-2213 minContrary GardensCome on! Angela Lansbury?! I suspect foul play...I would like the grim reaper to take a break and leave the old Hollywood actresses that are still alive, alone.
Thank you.
Also, I kinda sorta did standup, maybe.
;)2022-10-1615 minContrary GardensPuzzle PiecesThis was another one of those weeks.
I am super glad you stopped by to hear what's rolling around in the old gray mare's brain.
You look really pretty today. Or handsome.
Don't stay thirsty. That's stupid. Stay hydrated.
love you!2022-10-0817 minContrary GardensIan Changed His Mind, Tina Fey will save us, Pygmalion moviesThis week's topics include:
Manatee County has once again dodged a bullet (a huge hurricane).
Tina Fey has been fixing society for years, planting little seeds of change, watering them, trying, and we're just not paying attention. Well, I am. But are the rest of you? I mean, Jyna and Robin are, too, still, but what about YOU? Give credit where credit is due. When I say Tina Fey is my Jesus, it's not just her ability to write funny stuff.
A small movie that came out in 1973 kicked off my Pygmalion obsession. 2022-10-0217 minContrary GardensWhen Did Disney Have An Ian??Judy Gold is a national treasure.
It's gonna rain this week.
#hunkerdown #herecomesian #dohashtagsworkinpodcastdescriptions2022-09-2510 minContrary GardensRunning with Cats.You know how I love to run and have a bunch of cats? Yeah, no, that's not me. That's Robin Savage.
She's a funny lady.
Besides the exercise and the pets, and taking care of her family, she also finds time to be a comedian.
Enjoy our silly conversation.
(Please note: no cats or geckos were harmed during the taping of this podcast)
:)2022-09-1720 minContrary GardensTaya Gaines talks about conspiracy theories!I love having guests on my podcast.
This week, my friend Taya Gaines stops by to teach me about some conspiracy theories she has been investigating.
I'm open minded, but I am also a bit of a skeptic.
Does Taya convince me?
Listen and find out!2022-09-1035 minContrary GardensThe Queen is dead. Long Live Contrary Gardens.Queen Elizabeth died this past Thursday. She was 96.
How can I make this about me?
Oh, I find a way. :)2022-09-1022 minContrary GardensBack on Noom; I want to believe I can sing; why am I so angry?This week's rant is personal.
Oh, the other episodes aren't?
Well, yeah, they are, but this one really hits close to home.
Uh huh. No. Really. Oh, just listen and you'll see for yourself.
love ya!2022-09-0416 minContrary GardensIts getting pretty sketchy in here...Part 3!This 3rd and final installment of our group podcast series features the Sketchy Television ensemble (Jyna Johnson, Daniel Aken and Robin Savage) chatting, eating, drinking, waiting and finally watching our Christmas Special as it aired Live on the Really Late Night Sketchfest 2022. It did not disappoint.
We find ourselves simply delightful.
While we waited we discussed gamers, engagement, influencers, TikTok and Papa John's.
Yes. Papa John's.
Oh and colonoscopies!
Come back every week for fresh, delicious content here at Contrary Gardens.
You look pretty/handsome today. ly Mare :)2022-08-2824 minContrary GardensIt's getting pretty sketchy in here...Part 2!What will my funny friends and I be discussing on today's episode?
Well, I think you know it's gonna be sketch comedy! But wait! There's so much more...
We start off talking about the first film Jyna Johnson wrote, directed and produced, "The Doctor Will See You Shortly", and then we move on to Country Music, the 1970's TV show, "SCTV" and Christopher Guest movies.
We had a blast making this and we hope you enjoy listening.
Part 3 comes out next week, stay tuned for more silliness!
Enjoy!2022-08-2528 minContrary GardensIt's getting pretty sketchy in here...Part 1!The cast and creators of Jyna Johnson's It's Funny To Me Productions of the "Sketchy Television Christmas Special" hang, talk, drink and snack while getting ready to watch the Really Late Night Sketchfest 2022 Live on YouTube.
Jyna Johnson, Daniel Aken, Robin Savage and I are excited to see our show in this fest and while we are waiting, we delve into some silly shit, including:
How did this "Sketchy Television" phenomenon begin?
Who is your favorite sketch performer?
Why does Daniel know how to fall into a pile of boxes so w...2022-08-2135 minContrary GardensLast week was more than 7 days, podcasts I LOVE, & what are my fave ladies up to?On Wednesday, I thought it was Thursday, and by Friday, I was done. Last week was like a really bad roller coaster. It went upside down so many times, and I hate that. Where the fuck are my sunglasses?
Ya wanna know my current favorite podcasts? Well, I'm gonna tell ya!
I have some actresses that I really adore, and a singer. You know who they are: Kate, Sandy, Kathryn and Amy. This week, I tell you what they're doing these days.
This and so much more on the latest episode of Contrary G...2022-08-1414 minContrary GardensCPAC, Libraries and Baked ZitiHey Hey Hey!!
I cooked!
So CPAC, huh? Yeah.
And guess what? The evil assholes defunded a library in Michigan. Bet you can guess why. Grrrrr. I have thoughts.
Keep coming back. It's only going to get more and more real.
- Mare's on a Tear.2022-08-0715 minContrary GardensEpisode 20, now with more Mare!buckle up.
no more filters, no more politeness, no more diplomacy.
real, raw, Mare.
damn the torpedos, burn it all down, fuck the patriarchy.
Still a huge proponent of hugs.
Thanks for listening! :)2022-07-3015 minContrary GardensAnother One!I read a book!
What the hell is that noise?
Every heartbeat belongs to... Amy Grant.
Join me for another fun episode of Contrary Gardens!!2022-07-2315 minContrary GardensI am back! Listen to this...Welcome back!
You all look so pretty and/or handsome today.
New season, new theme music, same host.
Find out why I took a break, some words I can't pronounce, gay subtexts in our media, and so much more on this new episode of your favorite podcast, Contrary Gardens!
2022-07-1716 min
Contrary GardensEpisode 17. Now on VIDEO!!This week I am trying something new, we are making the podcast available on video.
It was fun to make and I do love a chance to edit.
I hope you enjoy it and that you can feel free to spread the word.
Tell your friends and family, who don't mind a bit of cursing, and we can spread the fun.
Happy Weekend, my people!
mare :)2022-04-1613 minContrary GardensThe Rant of Episode 16 with a side of HopeI took a quiz to see if I am codependent.
I am going to take another quiz later on, to see if I am left-handed.
It's obvious quiz results day!
Also, I have an update on my guest bathroom.
Did you get me an egg bagel?
2022-04-0917 minContrary GardensIf I may kvetch for a moment & the Oscar wrap-up! Episode 15Episode 15 marks a return to the closet recording, no guests, just a little complaining and a little about the Oscars.
I gotta share my view of the Oscars, even though it's all been said.
Also I guessed 11 out of the 23 winners, so that's not too bad.
Enjoy!!2022-04-0318 minContrary GardensI have another guest! Comedian and author Robin Savage. Episode 14Check out Comedian and author Robin Savage and your favorite podcaster (that would be me) as we shoot the shit and tell stories from our glory days in standup comedy. Well, I don't know if I would call them glory days, but we definitely had some laughs.
Tune in to hear us ramble about weird open mics, home renovations and cats.
Full disclosure: a couple Michelob Ultras were consumed prior to taping, and they were delicious.
Yes, I am still looking for sponsors.
2022-03-2731 minContrary GardensThe Oscars and Me! Episode 13We made it to the finale of the 2022 Awards Season with tonight's telecast of the Academy Awards, better known as the Oscars.
Listen in to catch my predictions for all the major categories, even some technical ones that are not being presented live, but will be edited into the telecast.
Who will you be wearing?
I will be wearing flannel pjs.
and I'm keeping them.
This 13th episode of Contrary Gardens is dedicated to my nephew Jason Tischbein, taken from us in 2017 by diabetes. Happy Birthday in Heaven, Jas.
...2022-03-2714 minContrary GardensMax and Me Part 2If you're a fan of film, this is the episode for you!
Max breaks down his Oscar 2022 predictions and then lets loose with a rant about the snubs.
I jump in once in a while, too.
All I gotta say is, I'm not seeing Spencer.
Enjoy!2022-03-1920 minContrary GardensMax and MeWell well well.
If it isn't awards season.
Here come the Oscars and have I got a treat for you Contrary Gardians and Marbians.
Shhh, it'll catch on.
I have my filmmaker nephew Maxwell Keller here to tell you all his Oscar predications and he even provides a special rant about the snubs.
It's a 2-parter!
Enjoy every morsel.
love you!2022-03-1515 minContrary GardensWhat an interesting week!Things continue to happen. It's getting exciting. What? You think I'm gonna give it away here? Oh please. If you wanna know what's going on, you can listen to the podcast. I will be grateful to you forever, and a day.
It's award season! Forgive me for saying the BAFTAs are today, that's wrong! The BAFTAs are next week, March 13. The Independent Spirit Awards are on today, March 6th. oops!
Are you doing something different with your hair? It's cute!
Go. Listen.
Love you!2022-03-0614 minContrary GardensI voted for the SAG awards!I was honored to be able to not only join SAG-AFTRA but to be able to vote for the annual television and film awards for 2021. Holy moly! Very cool.
Grab a cup of Joe, sit back, relax and see if you agree with my choices.
Sure beats watching the news!
You look really pretty today. No, not the sarcastic version of this phrase, I mean it. You look nice.
hugs.
mare :)2022-02-2715 min
Contrary GardensAward shows, the Queen and a construction update!What a week!
Actually, it wasn't that bad.
We have lots of things to look forward to and it could always be worse. They keep telling me that. I shall believe them.
Give this extended episode a listen and know that I appreciate you all.
Sending appropriate hugs, with your consent only, of course.
mare out.2022-02-2014 minContrary GardensI said Doctor! Oy. Episode 7Hey Gang!
I hope you enjoy my latest rant about a few funny things that flittered through my brain and also a quick version of an unexpectedly shitty doctor visit. I am fine! All is well with your girl. I had to go for a follow up mammogram and ultrasound which revealed that I am fine. But the Care Industry needs a better screening process for intake nurses, and better education for nurses who call patients with results. Let the doctor do it if you don't know what you're talking about. Also, fuck Intercoastal Medical Group and t...2022-02-1309 minContrary GardensEpisode 6! What? It's time for the Olympics?!?A brand new episode, fresh out of the closet!
This week I rant about the Olympics, podcasting madness and the Sunday paper.
Grab a hot cup of Joe and settle in for a fun ride through my mind.
- Mare :)2022-02-0610 minContrary GardensConstruction, Hibernation and GrievingHey Mare, how's the home renovation going? Whatcha got going on?
Mary L's suggestion for this week - the topic of hibernation!!
Grieving. Don't half-ass it. Process it fully.
And a special announcement! ooooh!2022-01-2909 minContrary GardensDon't Lick Your FingerTrigger Warning: I discuss the topic of suicide in this episode for the final 4 1/2 minutes, beginning at the 11:22 mark.
If this topic is something you wish to avoid, please stop listening at 11:22.
Thanks!
This week I delve into disgusting habits old people have, minimalism and books I should read. 2022-01-2216 minContrary GardensAward Shows, Bagels, Beckinsale and Books!Not everybody loves award shows, but I'm not everybody! I love 'em! Happy Awards Season! I also want to wish you a very Happy National Bagel Day, and let's discuss books. Kate Beckinsale did not get a nomination for her performance in Jolt yet, but it's early. Fingers crossed.2022-01-1609 minContrary GardensWe went to Universal!My family came down from NYC and we went to Universal Studios!
I took a home covid test. drumroll......
I am still talking about SAG-AFTRA!2022-01-0909 minContrary GardensEpisode 1: wtf is this?In my first episode, I give you a little idea of who I am and what this will be.
Clear as mud.2022-01-0209 minContrary Gardensa plug for the podcastDear Listener,
And away we go!
Let's talk about some stuff.
- Mare2022-01-0200 min