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Meat Sangria with Matt LipariJust another naked man in the woodsIn this episode, Matt talks about his near death scare with the Vegan community, why trying to provide for your family in Japan is shameful and why we should all be moving to Russia to fight on the front lines. 2025-08-101h 00

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariCancelmaniaIn this episode, Matt solves the school shooter crisis (more guns), talks about his expert hacking of the Tea app, and wonders why no one else has thrown their hat into the ring of the highly competitive Japanese baking song frenzy. 2025-08-0357 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariBirthday MeatIn this episode, Matt celebrates the 1 year anniversary of Meat Sangria! He also talks about why the person who estimates fossil prices needs to be fired and why biting people at your job is probably not a good idea (even if you're hungry). 2025-07-271h 04

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariIt's time to get a jobIn this episode, Matt talks about how good it must feel to beat the living hell out of a garbage can, why stealing salads probably isn't a good way to find your husband, and how amazing Donald Trump is at writing heartfelt letters to his friends. 2025-07-2059 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariThe Spiciest Date EverIn this episode, Matt talks about the latest and greatest in Air Conditioning technology, why he's an expert on winning friends and influencing people and why the Epstein list may contain some shocking names (the Easter Bunny is going away for a very long time) 2025-07-1353 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariSay no to soakingIn this episode, Matt talks about his weak, spineless immune system, his experience as the flower girl at Jeff Bezos' wedding and why the most dangerous person in your neighborhood may be a 10 year old girl. 2025-07-0655 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariThe Bomb ExpertIn this episode, Matt talks about surviving the hellish heat wave, what to do if you fall into an active volcano and how he plans on personally creating peace in the Middle East. 2025-06-2946 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariDo gay men get BBLs?In this episode, Matt talks about bumblebee mind control, why he's finally ready to ditch Verizon for Trump Mobile and why grown men buying Labubu's should be treated like child predators. 2025-06-2251 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariSkid Mark SoapIn this episode, Matt talks about his moldy diseased air conditioner, why the sanctity of porn is being destroyed by an ambitious blonde lady and why eating microplastics might make you better in bed. 2025-06-1551 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariThe Sad EpisodeIn this episode, Matt talks about the loss of an American hero, his evil plan to take over the world via bees and the time he convinced a middle schooler that he was getting some action on a park bench. 2025-06-1057 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariUrinals Fear MeIn this episode, Matt talks about confronting his future ex-wife at an open mic, why you should be spending at least 10 million dollars on your high school prom, and why you should never let a Turkish doctor touch more than your hair. 2025-06-0348 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariThe Man With No RizzIn this episode, Matt talks about shitting your pants and lighting yourself on fire at an open mic, why fat people shouldn't be allowed to lose weight and why swiping on Tinder a thousand times a day while looking like Shrek is probably not a good idea. 2025-05-271h 03

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariAm I your Celebrity Crush?In this episode, Matt talks about how hard it is to get rid of an opened box of tampons, why Fox News hosts need a special infusion of liquids to stay sane and why you can't release music on TikTok when everyone knows you as the goofy pizza guy. 2025-05-181h 05

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariHate on the SpectrumIn this episode, Matt talks about how much he loves Spectrum, how much he doesn't want to blow up the Spectrum headquarters and how the CEO of Spectrum should be given a giant trophy and an increase in his yearly salary for the amazing company he's helped create. 2025-05-1148 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariThe Cookie DiddlerIn this episode, Matt talks about how many dogs he injures on his daily walk around his neighborhood, why 100 men can in fact beat 1 gorilla if they arouse it enough, and why you need to touch cookies in their No No Square to know if they're worth eating. 2025-05-0456 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariI can be your Pope, babyIn this episode, Matt talks about how Asian people in New York don't know how to clean crawfish, how disgusting and geriatric he has become at the ripe old age of 27, and why hot girls need to stop traveling and get a real job so that ugly guys can see the world too. 2025-04-2755 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariWorld's Best Turtle BreederIn this episode, Matt talks about how sad he is that Katy Perry didn't get stuck in space, why breeding exotic pets may be his backup career and why Paul McCartney is dead and no one seems to care. 2025-04-201h 06

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariEverything is a disasterIn this episode, Matt talks about his grueling weekend building furniture, how excited his parents were to learn what an incel was and why there should never be a girls only bathroom in an all boys dorm. 2025-04-131h 07

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariNever Meet Your HeroesIn this episode, Matt and his brother talk about their favorite racist statues, why you probably shouldn't go see a comedy show with a homeless person, and why peeing in the shower is the best way to wind yourself down after a long day.2025-04-061h 15

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariFrankie Dragotto is THE SCHMEARIn this episode, Matt and Frankie Dragotto talk about how they escaped the Cutco knife pyramid scheme, how bad ChatGPT is at coming up with good molestation jokes and how they plan on hunting down and destroying all of their haters. Also Matt would like to apologize for ruining the audio on this episode, he probably wont (will) do it again. 2025-03-301h 17

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariThe Breast Meat EquilibriumIn this episode, Matt talks about the stress and strain of playing 11 women at once, why doing poppers on a date is kind of gay and why you should never go to a poorly organized party in eastern Europe.2025-03-2359 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariWhy is JESUS on my shirt?In this episode, Matt talks about the horrors of traveling to New Jersey via public transportation, why you can't punish your kids by sitting on them (even if you're on Ozempic) and why every influencer on Earth is making a killing except for the ones you actually like. 2025-03-161h 11

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariBulgaria's number 1 enemyIn this episode, Matt talks about his fear of roller coasters and meat jello, how finding a Cheeto shaped like a cartoon character could make you a very rich man, and why AI art is actually kind of cool if you twist your mind and think about it really really hard. 2025-03-0952 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariGIVE ME YOUR EGGSIn this episode, Matt talks about the demise and recovery of his favorite bald headed holy man, why you should invest in BLENDED BUTTERFLY coin, and how AMC theaters somehow bamboozled the public into thinking they lost their class action lawsuit. 2025-03-0258 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariWhy won't a whale eat me?In this episode, Matt makes fun of the "Sexiest Man Alive" for having a stupid looking thumb (what a loser), why he has yet to receive an invitation to the Bop House and why hair color can instantly change how attractive someone is (hello Sabrina Carpenter).2025-02-2351 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariI need to get JackedIn this episode, Matt talks about the horrors of going to Trader Joes on a Sunday, why a nude cruise is probably not as fun as it sounds and why meat head men are never going to be happy with your gym progress.2025-02-161h 00

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariMake Groundhog Day Great AgainIn this episode, Matt talks about vampires who may be pedophiles who may also be United States presidents, how he almost lost the most beloved thing in his life, and his quest for a 7 foot tall wife. 2025-02-0754 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariMy love affair with ObamaIn this episode, Matt talks about the secret love life of Barack Obama, why cleaning your iPhone charging port is the best decision you'll ever make, and why every swimming pool should have a designated section where you can relieve yourself.2025-02-0254 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariSell me your body partsIn this episode, Matt talks about the dramatic return of TikTok and how it destroyed his teeth, why grade school teachers in New Jersey need to be put on watch, and why having a wet dream during No Nut November doesn't actually count.2025-01-261h 08

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariShould we pee on Donald Trump?In this episode, Bernard mourns the loss of his favorite social media platform, explains why Greenlanders need to work on their curves before we should even consider invading them and tries to figure out what the heck house music is.2025-01-191h 02

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariSay no to AyahuascaIn this episode, Matt talks about why it may be ok to take advantage of your horny boss, how doing Ayahuasca in the woods can ruin your vacation and why people who go to Jazz bars need to grow up and live a little.2025-01-121h 12

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariNew year, new goatIn this episode, Matt talks about spending New Year's Eve with his loved ones (strippers), why getting a BBL is the most important decision of your life, and why having a panic attack during a class presentation does not spell the end of your public speaking career.2025-01-0555 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariI CAN'T FIND MY WIFEIn this episode, Matt talks about how much he enjoys being touched by his doctor, why a crappy drone from Amazon is the best Christmas present you can get and why the love of his life is just one more dating app swipe away.2024-12-2958 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariThe CEO of Panera Bread is going downIn this episode, Matt talks about the return of christ (aka the McDonalds crispy chicken ranch snack wrap), why everyone- including Sydney Sweeney- has a lumpy body, and why it may be ok to give your local mega church all of your hard earned money.2024-12-2254 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariShould I buy designer nipples?In this episode, Matt talks about his new life as a 26 year old man living in a 90 year old mans body, how Luigi Mangione could have been him in another universe and why having sex with a thousand people in 24 hours is just another day on the job.2024-12-151h 12

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariInterview with The Au Pair KingIn this episode, Matt and guest Michael Lipari talk about the damage done to their brains by asthma medication, why you should never trust food at a potluck and why the best funerals are held out on the open ocean 2024-12-081h 27

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariI haven't been touched in weeksIn this episode, Matt talks about the dramatic downfall of the Hershey chocolate company, why you should make sure you're watching the correct Wicked movie and why Asian Americans just can't stay away from a good 5 star rated restaurant.2024-12-011h 02

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariYou're all a bunch of NERDSIn this episode, Matt talks about the joy of jumping out of a luxury apartment building, why beauty pageants were definitely created by creepy old guys and why a pot to piss in can be full of piss already that that's perfectly ok.2024-11-241h 07

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariSexyShark 3: Return of the Creepy MagicianIn this episode, Matt talks about his luscious new mullet, why you should stop believing 20 year old country singers are hopeless romantics, and why you need to be more careful when booking an elderly magician for a halloween party.2024-11-1754 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariI'm sliding into Ivanka's DMsIn this episode, Matt talks about America taking back its broke ex boyfriend, why Martha Stewart is the most dangerous woman in the world, and why he's never going to slide into a woman's DMs ever again.2024-11-101h 05

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariIt's pickle timeIn this episode, Matt talks about the beautiful life of a rat in New York City, why every country thinks their men are pieces of garbage and how he's missed out on finding his wife because he refuses to give out compliments.2024-11-031h 00

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariThey call me THE GUYIn this episode, Matt talks about his love for pregnant women at the gym, how good he is at fixing toilets and why robots need to take over so he doesn't have to marry someone dumb as bricks.2024-10-2756 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariI caught Moo Deng smoking cigarettesIn this episode, Matt talks about his expertise in building grandmas house snail enclosures, why parents need to feed one of their twins more food and his failed dream of becoming a Pokemon (card) master.2024-10-2047 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariI be licking that mennonite milkIn this episode, Matt talks about his addiction to taking girls on dates to chain restaurants, why the New York Mets are going to win the 2024 World Series and why the gay allegations against him make some kind of sense.2024-10-1358 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariI crave toothless man juiceIn this episode, Matt talks about the awful food they make at resorts in the Dominican Republic, why being a paparazzo is the lamest job on earth and why you should definitely stab your hand with a pencil.2024-10-0652 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariPlease don't chainsaw through my front doorIn this episode, Matt talks about getting poison ivy on his Johnson, why Eminem needs to be a rat every once in a while, and the reason he knows nothing about New York pizza.2024-09-2954 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariI love pooping in the oceanIn this episode, Matt talks about the wasps taking over his parents house, why Tupperware and grade school teachers deserve a special place in hell, and why he's addicted to shoving tiny strings between his teeth.2024-09-2246 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariI support bird annihilationIn this episode, Matt talks about why ducks need to learn some respect, the part of his body that would be most delicious, and how he may have been the biggest snitch in middle school. 2024-09-1543 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariElderly gay men need loveIn this episode, Matt talks about slathering himself in ocean juices on a Long Island pier, the kinds of confidential documents he would steal as President and why he doesn't know what anyone's eye color is.2024-09-0842 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariLet's catch some pedophiles!In this episode, Matt talks about his dream of becoming a mini golf tycoon, why everyone at the gym is annoying and how you should spend your money as a billionaire tech CEO.2024-09-0146 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariMake men wearing flip flops great againIn this episode, Matt talks about enjoying a bowl of manatee stew, kids making deadly weapons out of paper and how poutine can fill the cracks in your soul.2024-08-2553 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariThe worst date I've ever been onIn this episode, Matt talks about his near death experience in a McDonalds bathroom, taking ice cold showers at Boy Scout camp and how every airline pilot needs to have a southern accent.2024-08-181h 00

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariI need to purchase some body armorIn this episode, Matt Lipari talks about how much rich people love killing things, how the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles make great house cats and how he yearns to see violence on the subway.2024-08-1155 min

Meat Sangria with Matt LipariAll men are attracted to their couchesIn this episode, Matt Lipari talks about J.D. Vance's affinity for couch cushions, why the CEOs of ConEdison and Ticketmaster need to be destroyed and his fear of being drafted into WW3. 2024-08-0138 min

Post Status PodcastsTalking With Valet’s Ceo Kimberly Lipari About The Changing Value Of Websites To OrganizationsKim Lipari, owner and CEO of Valet, talks with Cory Miller about their insights and experiences on entrepreneurship, including how to handle challenges, the importance of building relationships, and the role of vulnerability in leadership. They offer advice on building a successful WordPress business and emphasize the need for continuous learning and personal growth. Overall, this episode provides valuable insights and advice for anyone interested in entrepreneurship and building a successful WordPress-based business.Top Takeaways:Focus on the customer: It's important to understand the customer's pain points and what they're looking for in a website. By...2023-04-2845 min

The WP MinuteHow and when to hire for your WordPress businessThanks Pressable for supporting the podcast! What hosting should feel like...nothing! https://pressable.com/wpminute Hiring is probably the hardest thing to do in any business. There's so much that needs to go into the interview process, onboarding, and we haven't even begun to think about the actual job description! Lucky for us, Kim Lipari joins WP Product talk to give us all the advice we need to become better employers in the WordPress ecosystem. If you enjoyed today's episode, please share it on social media and say thanks to the h...2022-11-1843 min

This Is TASTEPaige LipariArchestratus is Paige Lipari’s Greenpoint, Brooklyn, café and cookbook store. For over six years, the store—stacked neatly with copies of new and used titles, as well as dusty magazines and long-forgotten reference materials, with a stellar Sicilian restaurant attached—has become one of New York City’s go-to spots for exceptionally curated book browsing paired with molten arancini. In this episode, we speak with Lipari about how one of the country’s finest cookbook stores survived the pandemic—and eventually grew, with a recent expansion. We also talk about many of her favorite fall cookbooks, just in time for the...2021-11-2643 min

GrocerCastGrocerCast: Member Spotlights *Featuring Matt Selvig, Bernatello's Foods & Dave Spiegelhoff, Gooseberries Fresh Food Market*Welcome to the third episode of GrocerCast, WGA's new podcast; hosted by WGA President & CEO Brandon Scholz! The twice-a-month podcast series will feature industry leaders, member spotlights, and news. In this episode, Scholz spotlights two prominent WGA members: Matt Selvig, otherwise known as "Motzza Matt," is the Advertising & Promotions Manager for Bernatello's Foods. Selvig and his team at Bernatello's Foods have been long-time supporters of the WGA – you’ve seen them at the Grocers Innovation Expo, the Grocery Industry Golf Outing, and other WGA events. Dave Spiegelhoff is the Owner of Goos...2021-02-1129 min

Reality Church StocktonGood FridayPsalm 103 / Pastors Christian Simas, Matt Boga, & David Lipari 2020-04-1124 min