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The Soulful EclecticSelf-Care and Setting Boundaries Guest Maya BakerSetting Boundaries and Self care are the topics we will discussing today. Maya Baker was a previous guest on the show and she is retiring to give us an update on business, love and setting boundaries in intimate relationships. I love talking to her she has such insight and wisdom for her years. Truly an old soul.Maya's Previous Episode S3 Episode 5WUBI Radiohttps://wubi.liveLuna VitalityWebsite: LunaVitality.orgInstagram: Luna_VitalityDivine Nubian Essentials LLCWeb: www.DivineNubianEssentials.com2023-11-181h 58
Wine About ItMaya did WHAT for her birthday!?! | Wine About ItWine About ItPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/wineaboutitđ§ Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/WineAboutItSpotifyđ§ Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wine-about-it/id1620069352QTCinderella âş https://www.twitch.tv/qtcinderellaMaya âş https://www.twitch.tv/mayaTwitter âş https://twitter.com/Wineaboutit69Instagram âşhttps://www.instagram.com/wineaboutit420Edited By Fusion_X: https://twitter.com/Antonio1701A0:00 intro1:40 period stuff4:12 c^^k baseball7:16 A special Valentineâs Day present8:24 QTâs ther...2023-05-311h 26
Ficta InfernoMine: Michael Myers x Reader (Solo Maya Episode!)With the pretense of horror and suddenly having an X Reader with the longest-running Boogeyman in the horror world, it's a strange mix of bad writing, an exciting concept, and then a wish for things to be told from the perspective of the man behind the mask himself. It's not bad, not really- it just needs to be polished up a little bit. Hopefully, Maya can deliver a fun reading of Mine2022-12-0452 min
Ficta InfernoJoker x Reader Cringe End (Because this is a *VERY* healthy relationship*)At last we reach a very anti-climatic end that doesnât leave anyone feeling goodâŚlike at all. Eloise is still not like other girls and Siah and Maya reveal too much about knowing how blood spatter works.2022-09-111h 39
Ficta InfernoEmpress Theresa: Part Nine (Passport to Paris)Theresa and Melvin take it to Paris yâall! And they make asses of themselves. Are we surprised? No, no we are not surprised by this at all. Travel guide Maya is here to talk about that one.2022-06-191h 14
Ficta InfernoEmpress Theresa: Part SixThe BBC special keeps going on, Siah and Maya keep getting offended, save the seapuppies, and Norman knows nothing.2022-05-301h 43
Ficta InfernoEmpress Theresa: Part FiveWhen are we getting to the story? This is the story! Somehow both Siah and Maya get offended at the same time by the author, and for some other reason we have to know every little detail of what happened to Theresa after she was in the water. The author has a weird obsession with Theresa having this squeaky clean image and you know what, itâs boring. Sheâs really the person that reminds the teacher you have homework.2022-05-152h 03
Ficta InfernoEmpress Theresa: Part FourComing to you from Mayaâs house. The longest and most ridiculous chapter so far. Why the coke bottles? How many times did Winnie crop dust us? Itâs only chapter 4 and itâs being going on for too long.2022-05-011h 49
Ficta InfernoEmpress Theresa: Part OneWell, we thought Handbook was bad- this is kind of sort of worse. Listen as Maya becomes unhinged and starts speaking of outer gods that arenât really there in the text, trust us this is for the best. Get ready for a lot of improv and inflection changes.2022-04-031h 31
Ficta InfernoModelLand Episode 20: The EndHere we have chapters 46, 47, and 48. Most things are wrapped up, Maya wastes money on the splash zone, and will we ever see hunchy ever again? Find out in the final installment of ModelLand.2022-03-272h 04
Ficta InfernoEarly to Rise (Valentine's Day Special 2022 part 2, we read a good fic)Maya has had it with the bad fan-fiction and at last there is one (in her opinion) good one that is read. Short, sweet, and very much in the Valentineâs Day spirit.2022-02-1511 min
Ficta InfernoHandbook for Mortals Part Thirteen (So close to freedom!)Charles gets Zade and Mac to Tennessee, this chapter is pretty much the equivalent of  filler from One Piece...again? Was that line used already? Della is boring but interesting(?) and everyone is so ready for this to be over, just a few more chapters until then!2021-10-0356 min
Ficta InfernoHandbook for Mortals Part 12 (Chicken soup for the teenage soul won't cure this one pal)After Zade passed out from unknown magical illnesses, we get the perspective of everyone else and suspension of disbelief goes out the window and is utterly crashed down into the tire fire outside of Springfield. Zade is still unconscious, Charles has a private Jet, and Mac has no idea what he's doing, the hosts have no idea what they are doing!2021-09-261h 57
Ficta InfernoHandbook for Mortals Part Eleven (Don't kiss the teenage version of your *** Zade!)At last we get to the show they've all been working on, and honestly it's a snooze. It's One thing cloaked in shiny glitter, and heavy velvet. But during the show is all right? Will the hosts ever stop talking about interesting things and just get on with the damn story? Over halfway through, but the tension is actually rising.2021-09-191h 39
This Person I MetDear Mrs. BakerMeet Mrs. Baker, our writing teacher. Sheâs a Princeton, Harvard, and Michigan graduate who lived in China for several years and is entirely fluent in Mandarin. Sheâs extraordinarily kind and compassionate, but one of the traits youâll notice immediately about her throughout this interview is the fact that she believes family to be the most important, which is something that influenced many aspects of her life.2021-09-1527 min
Ficta InfernoHandbook for Mortals Part 10 (Well this went from 0 to 100)Is there something going on with Charles and Zade? Is Zade gaslighting the shit out of everyone? Will we ever get to see what goes on in the show? Why do Jackson and Mac find Zade attractive again? There's so many questions yet we will only have some of these answered.2021-09-121h 03
Ficta InfernoHandbook for Mortals Part 9 (Get the F*ck away from me Charles and stop talking about Mac's love life!)Zade keeps using her powers for evil, mainly hurting others that have done her wrong. Charles is prying into Mac's relationship with her, it comes off as super creepy and no one likes it. Mac doesn't believe in magick, Jackson does. Zade keeps referencing people being rude to her about her tarot reading when we've got two readers right here who know others that do the same- it's confusing as shit. As always, Lani Sarem didn't do her damn research.2021-09-052h 23
Ficta InfernoSorry Folks!Please stand by...2021-08-2900 min
Ficta InfernoHandbook for Mortals Part 8 (C.S is a bottom)Zade and Sofia make up? Maybe? It's uncertain at this point, but still every character in this book deserves better than what they have been given. This feels like a filler chapter and nothing more, like all this filler episodes of One Piece and Naruto- nothing really comes of it.2021-08-221h 06
Ficta InfernoHandbook for Mortals Part 7 (Don't make eye contact with Poe)Last chapter Zade shamed women for having feminine interests, this chapter Zade explores her own interests with playing with mommy's make-up for the most part- somehow this is meant to be endearing. Jackson is followed by a strange creature (brought to you by yours truly) and Zade can only cook soup from a can ( we assume). 2021-08-151h 05
Ficta InfernoHandbook for Mortals Part 6 (Zade is not like other girls)It comes down to that the only reason Tad isn't trying to bang Zade is because he's married (because that stops him somehow), we don't know the name of his wife because she isn't important, literally Zade is only friends with the guys, the show is a cult, and Mac doesn't know a thing about boundaries. Tell us again why we are rooting for these assholes?2021-08-081h 40
Ficta InfernoHandbook For Mortals Part 5 (The Girl at The Rockshow)It literally takes us the whole time to read through one chapter, though it is a long chapter. Zade goes to Jackson's show with his band 'The Plain White T's' and of course her only concern is which guy will she choose. Not the fact that her contact with her mom is fractured or the fact that she was blasted into a wall in the previous chapter by a mystery person, no. Just her love life. I know, you're just as excited as we are!2021-08-012h 37
Ficta InfernoHandbook For Mortals Part 4 (We're going on a camping trip!)Zade wasted the budget on food for booze, thus everyone has to fight over 'smores. Also this show starts to sound more and more like a cult the further we get into it, at least that's the story we're sticking to.2021-07-252h 31
Ficta InfernoHandbook For Mortals Part 3 (Unreliable narrator and Maya canât count)OSHA and all safety is violated in today's episode as Zade "That So Raven's" with her apparent premonitions that aren't mentioned until this very chapter. Why? Because it's convenient? No one knows. Also the editor didn't do well with editing the actual text, Lani can't write her own events consistently, and it just keeps getting worse each week.2021-07-182h 44
Ficta InfernoFirefox Part 3 (What personality!?)We're in for part three where we actually get more than two whole chapters in!? That's right, we buckle down for he most part and actually get to reading...this...whatever this is. It's hard to tell what this is anymore; a story or just info dumps up the ass? Also, find as on Twitter @TruFictaInferno, more details to come!2021-07-111h 47
Ficta InfernoHandbook for Mortals Part Two (Zade is hostile in the workplace and can't get over Grass)Part two leaves us with an argument between Zade and her 'romantic interest' and leading us into even more of a shitstorm of things that don't even really matter. We also get to meet the secondary 'romantic interest' and it's just as interesting, and by interesting I mean boring, as you think it will be!2021-06-272h 22
Ficta InfernoFoxfire Part 2 (What story!?)As we're getting into the second part, one can only imagine just how long this telling is going to be; at 55 chapters more than likely at varying length, there is no hope. At least we're progressing with the story of the book and movie for the most part...even if its just info dumping everything!2021-06-201h 43
Ficta InfernoHandbook for Mortals Part One (It's going to be a long read)This is the first of the few books that we purchased to read, Handbook for Mortals came out 2016/2017 and wanted to be the next 'Twilight', even though the craze had died down considerably. So far there's nothing but cringe and our favorite brand of constant exposition going on. I could go on about how bad this is, but listening to the pain and suffering might just bring some entertainment. Note we will still be reading Foxfire, we're going every other week on the stories.2021-06-132h 48
Ficta InfernoWe're Back! (Foxfire: The girl named after an internet browser)Soo it's been awhile! Sorry for the long absence, life just got in the way so we decided to come back with another Harry Potter Fanfic. Foxfire Cate is...the ultimate Mary-sue brought to you by bland story telling where it's literally just telling us vs showing us things that happen. Please send help.2021-06-062h 47
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Stay Stylish, Maya Glittersâ¨2021-04-2831 minFicta InfernoValentine's Day Special: Tentacles Entangled (Squidward x Reader)Oh you read that right, apparently this is a thing. Besides this obvious troll fic, there have been others come across in the genre. This one isn't exactlt bad, more funny than anything, but there's nothing wrong with that!2021-02-141h 35Ficta InfernoAnnouncement: Sorry Guys!So weâve had a few mishaps with equipment dying and audio files being corrupt. Due to time, scheduling, and even weather we couldnât pull it together to deliver todayâs episode. But fear not! Next Sunday is Valentineâs Day meaning weâll have an extra special episode.2021-02-0700 minFicta InfernoFifty Shades Freed (When are we getting to the movie? This is the movie!)Nothing happens. We have a rich white person honeymoon, corporate espionage, car chases, and kidnappings- but nothing happens. We finally made it through the last of this bullsh!t.2021-01-312h 03
Ficta InfernoMy Little Badass (Yet another ambitious cross-over)A Five Nights at Freddyâs x Reader story, but not really since the readerâs name is actually Lexie. Indeed, itâs weird! Anyways, Lexi is a girl whose a âbadassâ with a ~*tragic backstory*~ and falls in love with...an animatronic with the soul of a murderer(?), yet the cannon is bastardized once more!2021-01-242h 12Ficta InfernoDisney Descendants 2: The Wonderful World of Disney! Final (Nothing happens)As the title says, nothing happens really. For the most part this fic has turned into a series of paragraphs that kind of connect yet they don't at the same time. Teenage pregnancy is apparently a thing, along with underage drinking. Lot of wholesome behavior for a Disney fic! It was short, not at all sweet, and a little bit painful at times to get through because the grammar was treated like a horse with a broken foot.2021-01-171h 36Ficta InfernoDisney Descendants 2: The World of Disney! Part 1 (Oh shit here we go again...)Oh boy we're diving into something we know nothing about, with characters we don't know about, mixed with media that is known about...sort of. It's poorly written, one dimensional OC's do nothing to really paint a picture. Basic names, basic peoples, and a pretty basic story with awful grammar. Good thing it isn't too long.2021-01-102h 20
Ficta InfernoMarie Finale (Not sponsored by Testacuzzi)The final part of Marie! Drama is forced down our throats and it all ends before we get an actual proper ending. Jean Frollo shows his true colors, we come up with the perfect crime, and apparently someone though making a jacuzzi for ones ballsack was a good (?) idea.2021-01-032h 21Ficta InfernoHospital Check-In (We don't know what's going on here)Happy New Year! Also Merry Christmas, and I guess this is the one year anniversary bit wrapped into one! It's been a hectic month, but it all accumulates into this extra long episode for all of you at home. This was a script Siah received back in 2017 and has been a running joke since then. A family gets into an accident and ends up in a hospital that no one checks out. This is stated 50 Million times, and title dropped 50 Million times. We don't really know what the purpose of this is honestly. We just know it's bad and and...2021-01-012h 25
Ficta InfernoMarie Episode 3 (Finally Sixth Base!)The only interesting thing to note in this is the tooth pain Maya is apparently experiencing. Why does it hurt? What is going on? Gotta wait for the next episode! But onto the actual story, uhh... Marie's parent's are very obsessed with balls and there's even more ripping straight from the direct to VHS movie we still refuse to acknowledge and speak about. Quesadilla finally reaches 6th base without the gargoyles ruining it!2020-12-271h 26
Ficta InfernoMarie Episode 2 (Bxners everywhere)We continue with the story of Marie and her 'adventures' in Paris so to speak. Jean Frollo is a copy and paste of his brother, somehow the king of France sounds like hedonism bot, and frankly nothing else happens much. Lot of things are still being ripped off from the direct to DVD sequel movie that shall not be mentioned.2020-12-201h 05
Ficta InfernoMarie Episode 1 (A Hunchback of Notre Dame Fanfic)Out of all the Disney Fanfics, this is the one that we start off with. It's nothing special in particular, a bit strange and boring. Most of the time it's either plague talk or poking fun at character assassination. Three months after the first film, join Marie, whose the daughter of the Duke and Duchess of 'France' since we never get a region. Desperate to live her life the way she wants, she sneaks out and runs into one of Paris' more interesting characters. Meanwhile, a new minister of justice is appointed: Claude Frollo's younger brother!2020-12-131h 41Ficta InfernoTwila: The Girl Who Was in Love With a Vampire (Why wonât they leave Gerard Way alone?)We have yet another Twilight fan fiction, which is an obvious troll with inspirations from My Immortal. Join Twilia and her five other names on this...thing, where characters are actually slightly more interesting because as we all know, Bella and Edward were the worst part of Twilight.2020-12-071h 47
Ficta InfernoSweet Temptations Part 2 (This is the one where they fook, hold onto your seatbelts)Betty is still thirsty, the rest of the family becomes non-existent, and Willy Wonka never goes through any of the life changing character development. Also did anyone else see Willy as a dom? A top? No? Yes? Maybe? I was pretty sure this dude was just going to be a bottom, but here we are fellas! Â Also life advice coming from people that shouldn't give life advice, us as the narrators.2020-11-291h 12
Ficta InfernoSweet Temptations Part 1 (Here it goes again)Wattpad gift's us all with another fresh Hell that is Willy Wonka fan-fiction. Why does it exist? Everyone is into something I guess? Here we have the reader, Betty, that is Charlie's sister accompanying him to the factory instead of dear old grandpa. The story itself is just a bunch of copy-paste dialogue from the movie, with some 'spicy' bits thrown in to be seen as some sort of attraction? It fails as it just becomes weird for this man-child to be hitting on anyone of any age.2020-11-221h 43Ficta InfernoI'm Not Okay (We're really not okay)Why are there so many Harry Potter fanfictions that are awful? The same can be said about Twilight honestly, but here we have Raven (a.k.a Willow from My Immortal) and her debut as an...'author'(?). Edgy author-insert is fifteen years older and heading to Hogwarts for the first time. Yes, she starts out in her first year. Yes, we still have bastardizations of cannon characters (at least not the staff) roaming about as well as Cirque du Freak cameos, why this is in there I do not know. Maybe this is just a sign to find bad Cirque...2020-11-1547 min
Ficta InfernoSonic High School (To continue or not)This one was recorded a few months back, come on and join Sonic and friends as they enter high school. Dealing with ups, downs, and a lot more downs for the readers since this is more than obviously a troll- at least hopefully it is a troll.2020-11-081h 46
Ficta InfernoEquinox (Another Spooky Story)Veronica's life has been normal and unfeeling, that is until she starts a new hobby-breaking and entering. Through a series of twists and turns she comes across the last thing she'd ever expect to see inside one of the empty homes, a dead body. After the discovery her life will never be the same, affecting not just her but her loved ones.2020-11-011h 02
Ficta InfernoMy Immortal Episode 4 (Why is everyone n*ked!?)We've reached the last installment of My Immortal, and what a ride it was! Absolutely nothing gets resolved! We keep laughing about the dumbest shite and we still have no idea on what is going on! Â Please enjoy the final installment and our Halloween spooktacular!2020-10-311h 45
Ficta InfernoPickman's Model (Spooky Scary Stories)An unnamed narrator expresses to a friend on why he lost contact with a painter by the name of Pickman, as well as going into his reasons for not entering the subway any longer. A short story from H.P Lovecraft and a part of the spooky season cheer to spread around. My Immortal will be continued next weekend.2020-10-2535 min
Ficta InfernoMy Immortal Episode 3 (Trigger warnings, hallway sex, and so much more confusion)We're almost there, we're almost there- the end is near my friends I swear! We find ourselves dealing with new character assassinations and drops as well as the story itself going awry. How will Eboby defeat the Dark Lord? Why are there so many guns in the Wizarding world? Why are so many men still after Egogy's booty!? (She's a mary-sue, duh). The spookiest has yet to come gentle listeners. 2020-10-181h 06
Ficta InfernoMy Immortal Episode 2 (How many concerts do we get?)Welcome to episode 2! More misspellings, concerts, and things that just shouldn't be. The author and editor have a falling out over a...poster? and a...sweater? And there's a lot of weird banging, we don't know why it's there, but it's there and it makes us all uncomfortable! Â Also Enoby just wishes she could just be normal, and like...there's just too many weird things that don't make sense. Find out by giving it a listen!2020-10-111h 07
Ficta InfernoMy Immortal Episode 1 (Fangs, geddit!?!?)To start off the Halloween season, Ficta Inferno presents one of the most notorious fanfictions out there in the world: My Immortal. Eboby is a 17 year old Mary-Sue with a 'dark and terrible' past, that we never hear of, and is head over heels for this fic's version of Draco Malfoy. What's happening? No one is really sure, half of the writing is unintelligible and completely off the walls!2020-10-041h 17Ficta Inferno50 Shades Darker (The Movie)We return with the...thing that follows the other thing. It's a movie based off of a book, which was based off of a fanfiction; it's almost two hours long and absolutely nothing happens. Â Masquerade? It's a failed attempt. Danger? Nope. There's so much that happens, that it feels unimportant and...it just isn't good at all. It's not even so bad it's funny at this point.2020-09-271h 49Ficta Inferno50 Shades of Grey (The Movie)Well, it finally happened. The movie has been watched and here is our play by play about it. Due to the origins of this piece of...fiction, it only seemed suiting for a first on this podcast! With this in the works, we can only wonder what doors this will open for future episodes.2020-09-202h 22
Ficta InfernoBad Blood Episode 2 (Will anything happen today? Probably not)As we read further into the crossover that no one asked for, it takes a turn for the worst as it seems to just become a basic retelling of the events of The Walking Dead with some magic thrown in for Deus ex Machina reasons, and to make Harry look like the cool guy even further. Zero shits are given as Harry practices magic in front of mortals and nothing else is heard from anyone else in the magical community. Seriously, how could Hogwarts fall in a situation like this? It's a castle, for Merlin's sake! Their defenses aren't...2020-09-131h 46
Ficta InfernoBad Blood Part 1 (When did Harry get a gun!?!?)As we get into spooky season, we start the crossover of the Walking Dead and Harry Potter. Did we ask for this? Not really...but letâs start the madness!2020-09-062h 08
Ficta InfernoPXrn Princess Episode 5 (0/10 would not recommend this tattoo and piercing parlor)With our final episode (for now) of PXrn Princess coming to an end, we are left with questions and more irritation. I don't think I've hated a character more, considering this is all original and just blah. We will return when we've gathered out wits and unlocked more...since I ain't paying no cash for this pile of trash. Next Sunday we'll be diving into a whole new story, of zombies and wands.2020-08-301h 21
Ficta InfernoPxrn Princess Episode 4 (When I say shotgun you say wedding, Shotgun-wedding, shotgun-wedding)We delve deeper into rants on just how unstable Mary-Sue Ivy Lynn is and just what it is she does at the tattoo shop. We're still not entertained nor amused by her, and apparently no one can do anything unless she is there or it is said in front of her. Â Just one more episode after this and we will be taking a bit of a break to...digest...whatever it is that has gone on here. Also, in social media news, we now have a Tik-Tok if any of you are interested. See more of our hi-jinks at @fictainferno!2020-08-231h 31
Ficta InfernoPxrn Princess Episode 3 (I canât even anymore with this BS)Nothing really progresses. Thereâs a lame attempt at humor followed by the author obviously trying to set up a multitude of relationships up for later. We later come to ask ourselves why we are here, where we are going, and when will the suffering end? And Paulâs back!2020-08-161h 29
Ficta InfernoPXrn Princess Episode 2 (Thereâs a very series lack of pxrn in the story)Oooohh weâve got a badass here! Not really though: Mary-Sue Lynn Whatever Her Name Is lives the thug life(?) but itâs just really confusing to her character and we still have no idea who half of the people in this story are, but they keep treating us like old friends that know EXACTLY who we are, how we like our drinks mixed, and say our name as we walk through the door- we are too embarrassed to say I know none of them. Thereâs also a bunch of moments that go âThis couldnât have possibly happened in this ti...2020-08-091h 50
Ficta InfernoPxrn Princess Episode 1It's original fiction time again, and let's just say hold onto your hats as we roll into the world of the porn industry and chubby chasers...as according to an author who can't use the right there/they're/their or here/hear to save her God damn life. Ivy (her name will be forgotten often) is a triple threat of an artist living with her roommate Aubrey and is next door neighbor's to one of her favorite authors (surprise surprise). Everything gets twisted turned upside down as a Porn Star and Porn Director move in next door...you can only...2020-08-021h 29
Ficta InfernoThe One Where They F@ck The Raptor (Raptor Carer Part 2)Just a warning here, there is a graphic depiction of a character engaging in sexual intercourse with...a...um...dinosaur...it sure is something traumatizing for us all! The main character (whose name is forgettable) accepts her new reality rather instantaneously. The danger that gets introduced here never gets mentioned again, at least there's an ending to this madness.2020-07-2651 min
Ficta InfernoThe One Where They DON'T F@ck The Raptor (Raptor Carer Part 1)Not even in our wildest dreams would we think that someone would make a fan-fic like this, it's utterly...strange. Without any spoilers for the whole story, the first part involves a Mary-Sure, ripped actions from the film, and then a whole bunch of other weirdness involving raptors. It doesn't get freaky this time around to say the least.2020-07-191h 17
Ficta InfernoTrue Love Never Dies (MIKE NOOTON RETURNS!!!)Will we ever understand the purpose of some of these fics? Bella is a cheerleader (again), Mike is somehow the love interest, and Edward is the new kid in town (his eyes are red?). At least this time Edward sounds like a person talking normally, thought the same cannot be said for Bella.2020-07-121h 02
Ficta InfernoFaCe ThE StRaNgE Part 4 (Short read BUT SERIOUSLY IT SUCKED)Never has there been more of a tale of woe, than Dally and her edgelord harem...finally they get on with the plan, Harry kidnaps a baby, Heiei and Dally's relationship isn't all sunshine and sparkles, we get another new character that shows up for like one chapter, and then we get a strange and lackluster sort of ending that just...ends, but it's still an ending nonetheless.2020-07-0552 min
Ficta InfernoFaCe ThE StRaNgE Part 3 (Edward is a NICE GUY and HOW DARE Dally not DATE HIM!!!)God the writing is still bad and the language is just foul; like how can someone write this much trash??? Edward fuels the belief of the friend zone and Harry is into some heavy drugs apparently.2020-06-281h 06
Ficta InfernoFaCe ThE StRaNgE Part 2 (How many pregnancies have to happen in these fics?)So we're at part two and it is far more confusing than what the Readers thought it would have been. Yikes we've got more drama, baby daddy drama, fusion drama, death drama, and mama drama. That's not even all of it, my soul is dead inside. Just take me now Satan! Also more of our auditions to be in a death metal band!2020-06-211h 18
Ficta InfernoFaCe ThE StRaNgE Part 1 (Maâm thereâs too many edgelords in my tea)A Harry Potter based Fan-Fiction which is someoneâs deluded equivalent of Blood Raining Night. Dally (Delly, Delhi, Della, Bella) just found out sheâs a witch on top of being a vampire! Thus she goes to Hogwarts and begins an adventure with a useless Edward Cullen, an anthropomorphic hedgehog, and far too many anime husbandos.2020-06-1456 min
Ficta InfernoI Will Be Beautiful (The one where we're kind of serious)Oh boy, how to even explain this one? Only a few chapters in and we're banging our heads against the wall. Meet Jackie, a Freshman in High School who has no other character trait than being overweight and having the world against her because of that. On top of that she's a werewolf with a mate who looks and sounds like every white boy ever, who just happens to be an Alpha...not a lot of the system of this is explained or shown. Apparently the story got moved from Wattpad to a site where you have to pay to...2020-06-071h 06
Ficta InfernoMy Inner Life Part 10 (The End?)In this two hour long finale, we bring you the end of this epic disaster that is known as My Inner Life, and nothing happens. I mean something happens, but really nothing happens and it just...ends. Like some many of these bad tics, there is no real conclusion. But really, it was the friends we made along the way that really count...and the shared trauma.2020-05-312h 05
Ficta InfernoMy Inner Life Episode 9 (Barren Seas and D*cks instead of Spears)We  continue with Chapter 20, it was Chapter 20 right? Our brains have been turned to mush at this point with how long this chapter had been at the end of it. We see more of the gaudy Griffin city, which is in the North, and the Griffin High Council. We improvise a lot on this one, so bear with the giggling and the night direct story-telling we present; trust me our version is slightly more entertaining.2020-05-241h 17
Ficta InfernoMy Inner Life Part 8 (The Black Mountains, in the North, where the Griffons live)Suddenly this becomes more of a Gothic novel as we take you into a completely made up place that's probably ripped from a better piece of literature than this. We spare ya'll from more of the cringe-worthy dialogue and tiger sex, trust me- it's nothing new >.> we're almost to the end of this guys!2020-05-171h 51
Chip Baker- The Success ChroniclesTSC S2 #32- Ganon BakerGanon Baker is regarded as one of the premiere basketball skill trainers in the World.
Ganon trains players from the NBA, NCAA, high school and middle school levels. His relentless passion, work ethic, and competency for the game has the respect of players and coaches all over the World. Since June 2001, Baker has been traveling all over the Globe impacting the game of basketball. He has been to 45 countries and counting working with players and coaches on their game.
NBA/WNBA players crave his knowledge and energy for getting them better. Ganon has worked with...2020-05-1320 min
Ficta InfernoMy Inner Life Part 7 (Down once more)We enter the water temple âcause apparently Dark Link is evil and Jenna canât have him running around and boinking any hole in existence, sheâs the only one that can have Link Jr I guess?2020-05-101h 22
Ficta InfernoMy Inner Life Part 6 (The one where if you play the drinking game, you die)After Sunday's fiasco, we bring you the fixed and extended version! Hopefully this lives up to expectations.
We experience the shortest war in fantasy history, the most annoying ceremonies (not as graphic as the bonding one thought *shiver*) and the most questionable childbirth scenario, this one makes Reicheru's pregnancy seem more logical!2020-05-071h 41
Ficta InfernoBarbie Q. The Grill that fell in love with Christian GreyDue to the disaster of our Sunday episode, we present you with this short reading of a small yet hilarious fic. Â The previous My Inner Life episode will be taken down and re-recorded, again sorry for the inconvenience but without further ado:Â
Meet Barbie Q, a grill all the way from Vietnam that only wants to be  taken home and enjoy her life as a grill, yet everything changes when a certain Mr Grey picks her  up.2020-05-0529 min
Ficta InfernoMy Inner Life Part 5 (You might wanna get your vomit buckets ready)Join tipsy Maya, confused Siah, and swol Ryan in the notorious Chapter 9 of My Inner Life, one at which has been hinted at since the very start of the Podcast. Finally it's here, be prepared. Trigger warning for bodily harm, drinking of bodily fluids, near deadly sex, and just a whole bunch of other shit to avoid if you consider yourself easily squeamish.2020-04-261h 14
Ficta InfernoMy Inner Life Episode 4 (Take a shot whenever the word miracle or baby is said)Here we go again
We continue with another poorly written sex scene, a case of arson, and a bloody miracle that the highest of bullshit is called towards. Â Jenna is still awful, that one thing will never change.2020-04-1958 minFicta InfernoEaster Special: Hogwarts School of Miracle and PrayersWe bring you this short break from My Inner Life via this holiday special, whether you celebrate or not is just fine- we just wanna make you laugh and cringe at us as my childhood gets ruined right before my very ears! Character assassination and all around absurdities occur. Harry Potter and religion really shouldn't be mixed guys, write troll fics responsibly.2020-04-121h 27
Ficta InfernoMy Inner Life Episode 3 (more boinking more problems)Episode 3 and by now weâve had a sex scene that never ends, a terrible meet cute, and now a wedding that is so stereotypical it makes a drive-through church wedding look classy.2020-04-0541 min
Ficta InfernoMy Inner Life Episode 2 (There's already a damn wedding)Link and Jenna go off and boink for the first time for the both of them apparently, so much time skips around this that I have no idea how much time has actually passed, and Jenna's fashion sense is a Goddes-awful trainwreck...let the pain begin!2020-03-291h 20
Ficta InfernoMy Inner Life Episode OneWe're finally here, we've made it to the one that's' been more so hinted at and held in infamy, nerds hold onto your childhood 'cause this one is about to get blown to smithereens. More grammar horror, never ending loops of the same sentence- Welcoming to My Inner Hell (Life)!2020-03-221h 03
Ficta InfernoMy Inner Life (Author's Note)This is one that you can skip or choose to listen to, we're leaving the option to you. This is just the total craze filled author's note that is left by our 'lovely author'. The author's notes alone can tell you what's wrong with the story, both grammatically and plot-wise. Even if Siah gets a joy out of reading this, so begins Maya's pain.2020-03-2254 min
Ficta InfernoBlood Raining Night Part 10 (The End)We've finally reached it, the end. We will put the Story of Blood Raining Night to rest, though it's not as exciting as one may think. Surprise deaths, pregnancies, and new ships getting ready to set sail- please get your popcorn ready for this finale.2020-03-151h 00
Ficta InfernoBlood Raining Night Part 9Finally weâve made it passed Christmas, but do we know whatâs going on? No. New characters, new situations, and apparently there was a point to the events that have happened previously...even if they donât make sense. Weâre almost to the end guys!2020-03-081h 11
Ficta InfernoBlood Raining Night Part 8 (The one with the wedding)Finally we arrive at the wedding of the century, this one totally tops anything from the royal family...or does it? Okay yeah, I'm just pulling your leg at this point. We get a wedding, Reicheru finally has to own up to her actions, and somehow it's already Christmas? I mean, it'd fit if you listen to it around Christmas time, but that is not now.2020-03-0151 min
Ficta InfernoBlood Raining Night Part 7Siah and Maya are still losing their sanity as they continue to read into this story. One loose thread gets tied (out of the many) and will a new relationship blossom? Why is Korra Hispanic and wearing a kimono at a Mexican restaurant!? Only one of these questions gets answered.2020-02-2336 min
Ficta InfernoBlood Raining Night Part 6It's the moment we've all been waiting for, the grand reveal to the question no one has asked: Who is Reicheru's father? Does it make sense? Does this mean anything to the story? No, no it does not. Also elevator-dicking finally occurs!2020-02-1658 minFicta InfernoValentine's Special: Fatal Attraction (Ted Bundy x Reader)Dear Lord, we are all going to hell for this one. I can't believe someone even wrote this about a serial killer? He literally diddled corpses, what on earth!? Happy Valentine's day everyone!2020-02-141h 39
Ficta InfernoBlood Raining Night Part 5Reicheru FINALLY has the goddamn baby even though Lucy did something to it previously, Korra is Mexican? Then Pokemon apparently causes memory loss...Sensei Hanaiubi is still the best teacher out there, even if he is a big creeper. Come listen to us mispronounce names and become super duper confused!2020-02-0950 min
Ficta InfernoBlood Raining Night Part 4TRIGGER WARNING! We open up with a horrid sex scene between the vampire Lord and his apparent accomplice. We later join Rei and company back at...High School? These guys are seriously in High School? It's like how the cast of Scream was made up of twenty-something year-olds portraying teenagers...but okay. Also more singing. There's always singing. Why can we never escape the singing!?2020-02-0241 min
Ficta InfernoBlood Raining Night Part 3Rei ends up in a chop-shop hospital, there's an unexpected arrival on the way, and we have a hard time guessing demon gestation periods...also more beloved characters get mangled! 2020-01-2647 min
Ficta InfernoBlood Raining Night Part 2New tutors, excessive cheating, and surprises- oh my! With the second part of Blood Raining Night, we somehow keep whatever is left of our sanity and charge through this...predicament.2020-01-1936 min
Ficta InfernoBlood Raining Night Part 1Demons, Cats, and Mary-Sue's oh my! Join us in this cluster of a fan-fic that seems to never end, and really it doesn't have an end. It just stops. Character assassination and more awaits you if you decide to join us on this journey.2020-01-1238 min
Ficta InfernoForbiden Fruit: The Temptation of Ewdard Cullen Part 4 + My SkellingtonHorrible, awful, no good, dirty Twilight Fan-Fiction that is unhinged. We're here for the laughs and the rants as we dive into the twisted world of Atlantiana Rebecca Lauren and her efforts to sex on Ewdard (Edward) Cullen.
In our second story, join us as we take a journey to Halloween Town- whether My Skellington is a trick or a treat, that is for you to decide. Â Join Raven and her misadventure through teenage pregnancy, talent shows, and a sudden sexual awakening.2020-01-0555 min
Ficta InfernoForbiden Fruit: The Temptation of Ewdard Cullen Part 3Horrible, awful, no good, dirty Twilight Fan-Fiction that is unhinged. We're here for the laughs and the rants as we dive into the twisted world of Atlantiana Rebecca Lauren and her efforts to sex on Ewdard (Edward) Cullen.2019-12-2937 min
Ficta InfernoForbiden Fruit: The Temptation of Ewdard Cullen Part 2Horrible, awful, no good, dirty Twilight Fan-Fiction that is unhinged. We're here for the laughs and the rants as we dive into the twisted world of Atlantiana Rebecca Lauren and her efforts to sex on Ewdard (Edward) Cullen.2019-12-2233 min
Ficta InfernoForbiden Fruit: The Temptation of Ewdard Cullen Part 1Horrible, awful, no good, dirty Twilight Fan-Fiction that is unhinged. We're here for the laughs and the rants as we dive into the twisted world of Atlantiana Rebecca Lauren and her efforts to sex on Ewdard (Edward) Cullen.2019-12-1529 min
Ficta InfernoPilot- Legolas by LauraLord of the Rings fanfiction that excludes Gimli for whichever reason, dive into the past with this gem of a bad fan-fiction with Milkwood, the Dark Lord, and Mondor.
-Warnings-
Sexual Assault
Incest
Abuse
Kidnapping
Language
Dark Themes
Much Ranting2019-12-0826 minFicta InfernoTrailerLooking for some comedy? Figuring out the physics of strange positions? Listening to crappy dialogue and two friends comes up with the most ridiculous crap? Well, look no further- Ficta Inferno is the Podcast for you if youâre thinking about diving into utter hell. Join us, we promise you wonât be sorry...much.2019-12-0102 min