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Announcements! Hiatus - GenCon 2026 - OnlyFans
Hey folks! I've got some announcements so you know what's up for the next few months and this summer. Hard Choices is going on hiatus until May 2026 Go to the Hard Choices Patreon and sign up for LOTS of bonus content that will continue to come out over the hiatus! I'm going to be at GenCon 2026! (July 30th-August 2nd) If you want to get in on some livestreams and some new sets coming out in the next few months, go to OnlyFans!
2026-02-01
04 min
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 49 - Discworld
When Sir Terry Pratchett put pen to paper and first began to shape what would become Discworld, he could not have known that down the line, some little gang of weirdos on the internet would spend almost three hours getting scientifically horny about it. But with a world as rich, multi-layered, and full of larger than life characters as Discworld, it was, perhaps, inevitable. Join our coven of podcasters as they plow through 21 of the Disc's most notable characters to find the zenith, median, and nadir of fuckability in a spree that would make Nanny Ogg proud...
2026-01-01
2h 45
Hard Choices
Bad Choices 5 - Shrek [Public Edition]
We're escaping the swamp and coming to you live and full of intoxicating libations because it's Bad Choices! Bad Choices is our drunk liveshow that we broadcast on Crowdcast approximately 2-3 times a year and this time we dove headfirst into one of DreamWorks' most inexplicably beloved franchises, Shrek, to get nasty with Donkey, Gingy, and the rest of the gang! Join James D'Amato, Kit, Maq, and MeganBob as they drink deep and get to grips with what Humpty Dumpty cums, who you find at a gay bathhouse, and a surprise Big Feels that still has us...
2025-12-01
2h 06
Hard Choices
Bad Choices 5 - Shrek [Public Edition]
We're escaping the swamp and coming to you live and full of intoxicating libations because it's Bad Choices! Bad Choices is our drunk liveshow that we broadcast on Crowdcast approximately 2-3 times a year and this time we dove headfirst into one of DreamWorks' most inexplicably beloved franchises, Shrek, to get nasty with Donkey, Gingy, and the rest of the gang! Join James D'Amato, Kit, Maq, and MeganBob as they drink deep and get to grips with what Humpty Dumpty cums, who you find at a gay bathhouse, and a surprise Big Feels that still has us...
2025-11-30
2h 54
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Hard Choices 48 - Power Rangers Villains
Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi! Turn your TV back to 1993 and settle in for a Hard Choices episode of hard-hitting, backflipping, wildly gesticulating action. That's right, it's time to power up by fucking our way through 21 of the most memorably vile villains that questionable English localization can offer! Join our hosts James D'Amato, Jake Mason, Claire Mulkerin, and MeganBob as they suit up to face the meanest aliens, mightiest wizards, and rubberiest robots the mad geniuses at Saban have to offer! James gets involved with couples in messy ongoing divorces, Claire is spoiled for choice when it comes to mean goth...
2025-10-31
2h 12
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 47 - Comic Book Villains [Live at Tucson Comic Con]
At last! We have you in our clutches, restrained and unable to do anything but sit back and listen to our objectively correct* takes on some of the most fuckable villains that comic books have to offer! You will join Dan Mulkerin, Claire Mulkerin, JoJo Seames, and MeganBob as they deliver diabolical monologues guaranteed to set both heart and loins aflame. They tangle with the likes of Lex Luthor and Doctor Doom along with some villains who you might not expect like Batroc the Leaper and Orca the Whale Woman. Truly, we are nothing if not fair in our...
2025-09-30
1h 49
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Hard Choices 46 - Final Fantasy XIV
Double-check your Item Level and apply your favorite glamours, because this month we're logging into the weird, wild, and frequently patched world of Final Fantasy XIV! Dan, Kit, and Meganbob group up with Jef from System Mastery to take a spin on the BOOTY Roulette. Which character will prove to be the Zenith, which the Nadir, and how many are just straight up unpronounceable? What ancient Allagan sex tricks does Urianger have up his sleeve? Does Zenos even know what sex is? Is Nidhogg too toxic of a dragon for even Meganbob's boner to handle? Use the /listen emote...
2025-08-07
2h 11
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Hard Choices 45 - Homestar Runner [feat. Patrick Rothfuss, James D'Amato, Dillin Apelyan, & Annie Craton]
Everybody to the limit! Well, maybe past the limit, because yes, we're ranking the fuckability of the Homestar Runner universe. Does it matter to you if the Cheat lives in a grill? Do you care if Homestar Runner is wearing pants? Just what can Strong Bad do while wearing boxing gloves? Join Patrick Rothfuss, James, D'Amato, Dillin Apelyan, Annie Craton, and MeganBob as they explore what makes fucking Senor Cardgage a 'probalo', whether getting possibly eaten by the King of Town is a dealbreaker, and to what extent it matters if the Poopsmith can shower. Along the way...
2025-08-01
2h 17
Hard Choices
Announcement! Bad Choices - Shrek Livestream and Live Show at Tucson Comic Con
Join James D'Amato, Kit, Maq, and MeganBob for the Bad Choices - Shrek livestream on August 9th at 5pm Pacific! Bad Choices - Shrek Livestream registration link Join Dan, Claire, JoJo Seames, and MeganBob on Friday, August 29th at 5:20pm in room 106 at Tucson Comic Con for an episode about Comic Book Villains! Tucson Comic Con registration link Instagram: hardchoicespod Twitter: @hardchoicespod Bluesky: @hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social MeganBob's OnlyFans: onlyfans.com/meganbob Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me L...
2025-07-25
07 min
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 44 - Comic Book Weirdos
Look, comic book superheroes have been around for a long time. Some of them get their own billion-dollar film franchises, toylines, video games, Halloween costumes, and breakfast cereals. But then there are the other guys. The ones the MCU won't touch. The ones that make Jack Kirby himself tilt his head in confusion. The weirdos that pop culture is content to forget. But we at Hard Choices don't forget. Join Meganbob, Kris, and Jef and Jon from the System Mastery podcast as they go on a sexual escapade through the dustiest of back issue bins. From the...
2025-07-01
2h 43
Hard Choices
Medians - Season Two
This show is about so much more than getting a blowjob from a Muppet or finally knowing what Kraven the Hunter smells like. This show is about data. Only by carefully ranking fictional universes, represented by their median fuckable character, against one another can we arrive at a considered understanding of how these fandoms relate. Join Annie Craton, Kris Newton, Dan Mulkerin, and MeganBob for a voyage into the dead center of 21 lists. Along the way we ask ourselves, is Silver Sable from Spider -Man more fuckable than Guile from Street Fighter? Is Dragon from Shrek a...
2025-05-30
2h 28
Hard Choices
Hard Choices - Mirror Universe
According to sensors, a freak ion storm has transported an alternate universe Hard Choices episode into this feed! But this is not Hard Choices as we know it. Instead, join Admiral James D'Amato, Captain Kris Newton, Agony Booth Test Subject Dan Mulkerin, and Madame Sharon Schneiderman as they take a harsh, sweaty look at the characters of Star Trek's Mirror Universe. WARNING: As befits an evil podcast, this episode contains sweeping spoilers for all of Star Trek's mirror universe episodes, and especially for Season 1 of Star Trek: Discovery. Hard Choices on Patreon: patreon.com/hardchoices I...
2025-04-01
1h 52
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Hard Choices 42 - Lost
Something was in the air in 2004 and we're not entirely sure what it was. Whatever it was, ABC's Lost was chockful of it and boy howdy was the landscape of American television ever weirder because of it. Join Kam Servo of UNspoiled! The Constant: Lost and newcomers Jody Troutman of LongTallJodie and Claire J. Vannette of Relationship Mastery, along with absolute Lost newbie, MeganBob, as they return to The Island. Along the way, we flash forward, backward, sideways, and probably diagonally too. We'll meet smoke monsters, polar bears, and a bunch of hot people on a vacation th...
2025-04-01
2h 14
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Bad Choices 4 - Nick at Nite Couples [Public Edition]
It's time to get in the wayback machine and revisit the characters that defined the mid-century American television landscape: Nick at Nite Couples. Bad Choices was exactly the right place to break out the fancy cocktail glasses, get fabulously dressed, and say things that would make shock our parents. Join Kris Newton, James D'Amato, Marissa, and MeganBob in (drunkenly) ranking the fuckability of fictional characters that we grew up with, from Happy Days, to Bewitched, to I Love Lucy, to The Jeffersons, and beyond. MeganBob wants to look like a toaster strudel in the name of love, Ma...
2025-01-01
1h 43
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Hard Choices 41 - Dragon Ball
This enormous episode is guaranteed to make you go super saiyan! Now, will it be with shock? Outrage? Sheer overwhelming horniness? You'll have to listen to find out! We cover the sexual prowess of characters from the length, breadth, and width of Dragon Ball, in search of the median, zenith, and nadir of bedroom performance. The list of characters was so vast and series spanning, we broke our previous power levels and went to 23! Join four intrepid kamehamehos, Annie Craton, James D'Amato, Chris Sims, and MeganBob, as they absolutely smash their way through everyone Akira Toriyama created. A...
2024-12-01
3h 02
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Hard Choices Bonus - Bad Choices Drinkisode
Join us for the Bad Choices - Nick at Nite Couples livestream on Saturday, November 23rd at 5pm Pacific! Kris Newton and I go over our cocktail options for a very mid-century American vibe, and give some recommendations to get you ready for a night of debauchery and fun! Any patrons of Hard Choices can join in this delicious night of excess! Register HERE! Not a patron of Hard Choices yet? Join HERE for as little as $1.69!
2024-11-21
25 min
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 40 - What We Do in the Shadows
Hard Choices returns once more to stalk the night in search of boners. This time, it's every fuckable fuck-up in the world of What We Do in the Shadows. That's right! You get vampires, werewolves, a zombie, a milf, it's everything you could possibly want, plus a bunch of fun vampire accents! Join the Hard Choices clan of Kris Newton, Dan, Kit, and MeganBob as they knock coffins with the Manhattan clan of the tv show and the original New Zealand clan of the movie. Hear Dan damn Sean Rinaldi with the faintest of praise. Listen to...
2024-10-29
2h 00
Hard Choices
Bad Choices Announcement - Nick at Nite Couples
Bad Choices - Nick at Nite Couples is taking every single familiar face from mid-century American television and we're gonna get filthy with them. Saturday, November 23rd, at 5pm Pacific is when it kicks off, and you can go! All you have to do is be a patron of Hard Choices at any level. That's right, for a mere $1.69 you can get stuffed on the backlog of bonus content, as well as joining James D'Amaton, Kris Newton, Marissa, and MeganBob for the Bad Choices -Nick at Nite Couples livestream that is guaranteed to make for an unforgettable night!
2024-10-28
11 min
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 39 - Street Fighter
Hard Choices has a Hadouken of horniness for you with this thorough breakdown of the fuckability of 21 Street Fighter characters. Listen to our hosts take on the strongest woman in the world, and their conclusion that maybe handsome fighters lose some battles. Whether you're here to feel the caress of a Dragon Punch, a Sonic Boom, or a Hundred-Hand Slap, our hosts are going to make sure you don't miss a single stroke. Join Kris Newton, Dan Mulkerin, Kam Servo, and MeganBob as they work through some of those special feelings that Raul Julia and Kylie Minogue ins...
2024-09-30
2h 28
Hard Choices
MeganBob has an OnlyFans!
I think we all knew that this was a very long time coming, but the day is finally here! Yes, you can see that which has, up until now, only been hinted at by the Hard Choices podcast. Everything you need to engage at your comfort level is listed below. MeganBob's free to subscribe OnlyFans Paid post with 26 B&W images, podcast, and video extras The Hard Choices patreon Sexy by LaFaena is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License. Logo by Elliot BK Lange, follow them on Bluesky!
2024-09-24
14 min
MegaDumbCast
[RotSC Pg 38] This Is All Your Fault, Johnny Vegas [Week 2]
In which we discuss the dumbest thing about page 38 of Nights of Prophecy, which concludes the second arc of Return of the Succubus Club (the one about the Denver drug trade). Plus: your invitation into a truly strange bonus content rabbit hole about Sugar the stripper. LINKS TO PROGRESSIVELY MORE SUGAR To hear about Sugar getting naked, listen to Kris run MeganBob through character creation for Sugar the Stripper in “Sugar Rush Freebie Episode” by signing up for as little as $1/month at patreon.com/megadumbcast. To hear Sugar (and MeganBob) get nake...
2024-09-20
21 min
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 38 - X-Men
In a world that hates and fears them, only four people are brave enough to stand up in public on the internet and rank the fuckability of 21 of Marvel comics most fuckable team, the X-Men. Chris Sims, Dan, Kam Servo, and MeganBob enter the bedroom with characters ranging from Cyclops to Emma Frost to Magneto to Storm, and come out the other side with definitive rankings that you, the internet public, are just going to have to live with. No, it's not about what they look like. It's about what they bone down like, and oh my goodness do...
2024-08-31
2h 24
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 37 - Nicolas Cage Characters: Part Two
Our thirst for Nicolas Cage cannot be quenched after just a single episode about his many starring roles. Hell, I don't know if our thirst for Cage is quenched after a second episode either, but for now, you have a fresh 2+ hours of Miles, Dan, Kit, Claire, and MeganBob peering into the dark heart of Cagemas and trying to figure out how these characters bone down. Join us as we tackle Ben Gates from National Treasure, Castor Troy from Face/Off, Cameron Poe from Con Air, and so many more strange Cages. Feelings of all kinds are...
2024-08-01
2h 34
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Hard Choices 36 - Firefly
This here is the horniest podcast in the 'verse. We rounded up a crew of space cowboys worthy of riding into the world of Firefly, ready to get down with anyone worth having. Join Kam, Miles Schneiderman, Rio, and MeganBob, as they take off into the black, and rank the fuckability of the Serenity crew and most everyone else you remember slinging guns in Old West Space China. These four will find the Median, Zenith, and Nadir of fuckability, but along they way they'll find out a whole lot more, mostly about just what makes everyone say "...
2024-06-28
1h 50
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Hard Choices 35 - Dragons
If you've got a burning desire for enormous winged reptiles, then do we have the episode for you! In this, perhaps the most monsterfuckiest episode of Hard Choices to date, we take a look at 21 of the hottest, sexiest dragons from across media of all kinds! Well... "sexiest" may be stretching it in some cases. But hey, when you've got as much dragon boning to get through as we do, stretching is pretty much inevitable. Join Annie, Dan, Kit, and Meganbob as we bone our way across the many accumulated hordes of wealth that fantasy fiction can offer us...
2024-06-01
2h 06
Hard Choices
Patreon Treats - Weird Choices Cutlery [feat. Annie Craton] & Soft Choices X-Men and TTRPGs [feat. Dan Mulkerin]
Bad Choices is coming for you on Saturday, April 20th at 5PM PT and it's coming hard! As a result of all the Bad Choices hullabaloo, among other things, MeganBob couldn't pull together an episode for April in time, but this is two gems from the Patreon feed featuring Bad Choices co-hosts Annie Craton and Dan Mulkerin. Click HERE to register for Bad Choices so you don't miss one second of the action! Believe me, you'll be glad you did. Can you afford to miss James D'Amato doing a Zorak impression after a few drinks? Can you affo...
2024-04-16
1h 52
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Hard Choices 34 - Our Flag Means Death
Avast, my hearties. It's time to hoist the colors and set sail for an experience that Talk Like a Pirate day really didn't prepare us for. This is Hard Choices, the podcast that ranks the fuckability of fictional characters looking for the zenith, median, and nadir in a given universe, but really, it's about all the timbers we shivered along the way. This month, we're plunging our swords into Our Flag Means Death! Join me, Captain MeganBob, and me hearties Aly Grauer, Mel D'Amato, and James D'Amato as we discuss the difficulty of transplanting hydrophilic polycules to life...
2024-03-31
1h 57
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Hard Choices 33 - Baldur's Gate
We at Hard Choices like to think we have our fingers on the throbbing pulse of pop culture, so when Baldur's Gate 3 won just about every Game of the Year award purely out of how horny it made everyone, we knew we couldn't pass up the opportunity to explore the delicious nooks and sweaty crannies of the Sword Coast through the lens of this groundbreaking, bed-shaking trilogy. Join Dan, Maq, Miles, and Meganbob as we ask: which heroes and villains are we saving our highest-level spell slots for, and which ones are we leaving behind in the deservedly Forgotten R...
2024-02-13
2h 05
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Hard Choices 32 - BLEACH
NOTE: You want a calendar with shirtless Irish farmers on it? Naturally, you do. Throw $4.20 at Hard Choices and get entered to win one of these three perfect pieces of useful wall art. It was just another quiet day in the Soul Society until Hard Choices rolled up, ready to find out exactly how much reishi everyone has under those robes! Kurotsuchi probably already knows the answer to that question, but his methods for finding out just aren't personal enough for Neal Butler, Kit, MeganBob, and TikTok legend Cosplayfiend! Only working through our list to find out w...
2024-01-23
2h 04
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Hard Choices 31 - Parks and Recreation
Big government isn't sexy. But small government? Local government? That government where you can get right up close and see the process unfolding. That government where you can run into your city councilor at the gym? Or at the local liquor store? Or trying to bribe a raccoon for votes? That's the kinda government you can get down and dirty with. This month, Hard Choices visits the recent past with a trip to Pawnee, Indiana. Yes, the bright-eyed innocence and the can-do attitude that believes yes, holes can be filled. We rounded up Kam Servo, Owen Winters...
2023-12-30
2h 28
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Hard Choices 30 - 80's Cartoon Icons [Live at Rose City Comic Con]
Hard Choices swept through all of the 80's cartoons you know and love to select the cream of the crop (and Allo from Dinosaucers) to make sure that this episode is peak after peak. You can expect Big Feels aplenty from Hub, Annie Craton, Meganbob, and host, Kris Newton, as they get vocal about Cobra Commander, Master Splinter, Gadget, and Krang. Never has a group of characters cried out so powerfully for us to ask "how good is the sex and what is it like?" and we can promise that you'll get some answers that will make you gasp...
2023-11-27
2h 03
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Hard Choices 29 - Cryptids
On September 3rd, 2023, four plucky perverts disappeared into the depths of the Internet while recording a podcast about their yearning to fuck cryptids. One month later, their audio was found. (Then, the editor spent three weeks making it listenable. Two of the hosts were sick and the other two were sharing a microphone, so there are probably some errant thumps and sniffles, but let's not speak ill of the mysteriously vanished.) This episode is dedicated to James D'Amato MeganBob Kit and Sarah the four brave blur-chasers whose pursuit of the unknown (i.e., their desire to fuck...
2023-10-31
1h 51
Hard Choices
Hard Choices - 2023 Trailer
Can something be simultaneously wholesome, horny, and hilarious? Only if you're the Hard Choices podcast. Hard Choices looks at the bedroom skill of fictional characters and asks "how good is the sex and what is it like?" What does that sound like as a podcast? Buddy, this trailer takes you through some highest highs and most unbelievable lows of ranking the f*ckability of fictional characters. If you've ever thought that Miss Piggy was a pillow princess or that Ra's al Ghul was a Daddy, this show is for you. If you like this trailer, pick any...
2023-10-12
11 min
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Hard Choices 28 - Shakespeare
If Shakespeare were alive today, he would have a podcast. What kind, you ask? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it would feature iambic pentameter, stirring monologues, wall-to-wall dirty jokes, and flexible attitudes towards sex and gender. Holy shit, is MeganBob Shakespeare?! Maybe so, because all of those things appear in this Hard Choices episode about the works of the Bard! Lend us your ears as Dan Mulkerin, Cate Osborn (aka Catieosaurus), and Stella Cheeks join Bob not to praise 21 of Shakespeare's most memorable characters, but to bone them. Which of Shakespeare's characters has the best drugs? Which...
2023-09-13
2h 13
Hard Choices
RCCC Live Show Update
We have a date and time for our Rose City Comic Con live show: Sunday, September 24th from 4-5 PM in room D135-136! Come see the show, hear us rank 80s cartoon characters, get your free gift baggie, and hang out with us!
2023-09-01
03 min
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 27 - Dragon Age
From a dank jail cell, where they are being interrogated by the Seekers of Truth (who may end up learning more truths than they bargained for), MeganBob hosts Hard Choices: Dragon Age Edition! Hornier than a whole platoon of Qunari warriors, MeganBob is joined by Elven Ranger Annie Craton, mononymous Human Bard Maquenzie, and the very best nug in Thedas, Kit, as they plumb the depths of the Deep Roads, scale the peaks of the Frostback Mountains, and stroll across the Elvish Dales in search of the most fuckable denizens of the Dragon Age universe. ...
2023-08-27
2h 07
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Hard Choices 26 - Spider-Man
We all know that with great power comes great responsibility. You know what else comes with great power? Us when we think about Spider-Man! It's not just Peter Parker who makes our web-shooters go thwip, either; he's got a huge cast of friends, foes, and supporting characters to suit every taste, from monsterfucks like Venom, to adorable loser fucks like The Shocker, to the jackpot herself, Mary Jane. This episode, your friendly neighborhood MeganBob pushes DEEP into the Spiderverse to find the median, the zenith, and the nadir of its fuckability, all with the help of: The Amazing Annie...
2023-07-17
2h 43
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Hard Choices LIVE at Rose City Comic Con!
Hard Choices is coming to Portland, Oregon for Rose City Comic Con, September 22-24th! We'll pass on the information about the day and time as soon as we find out when we'll be performing. I'll update again here and on the Hard Choices social media! It's brand new and I'm still figuring some of it out, but come say hi! Twitter Instagram TikTok
2023-07-16
07 min
Garden Plots with Skeletor
S3E08 - A Rutabaga is a Wish Your Heart Makes
not really sure if this counts as a gpws episode tbh, but this is how the big man wants to manage his feed, so whatevs. i think perfuma may have gone mad with power or something. Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Perfuma: Meganbob Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard
2023-07-01
27 min
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 25 - Gargoyles
In 1994, Disney's Gargoyles glided into the preteen hearts of the afternoon cartoon crowd, appealing to us in ways we wouldn't fully comprehend for years to come: its borrowings from Shakespeare, for example, and the unfamiliar yearning that Demona's loincloth made us feel. Nearly thirty years later, we are no longer children, and we have put away childish things in favor of podcasts about childish things. At last, we're ready to engage the undeniable horniness of this 90's cartoon and imagine what a night of passion with a gargoyle (or a Disney Afternoon delight with Elisa Maza) would be like...
2023-06-17
2h 15
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Bad Choices 1 - Looney Tunes (Public Edition)
Chuck Jones and Mel Blanc couldn't have guessed what we'd do when we got our hands on their creations. To be honest, I'm not sure we could have guessed either. That's the power of alcohol! Join Annie Craton, Dan Mulkerin, Kris Newton, and MeganBob for a Chungus of an episode that's full of bad choices. The takes are more explosive than a warehouse full of Acme products and the descent into drunken chaos will leave you satisfied in ways that not even the Tazmanian Devil himself could match. For your safety and the safety of others, please do not l...
2023-06-16
2h 12
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Hard Choices 24 - Clue (C)
You arrive at the opulent podcast of Mr. MeganBob to find yourself surrounded by three of their most dubious acquaintances: Dan Mulkerin, Lillian Carlisle, and Kris Newton. Apparently, they've all been summoned to rank the fuckability of characters from the classic mystery board game (and cult film) Clue. However, something seems... off. These hosts are keeping secrets, and when foul play disrupts the evening, the suspects' stories don't quite add up. It's as though one or all of these shady podcasters are vile liars and murderers! Or perhaps MeganBob got busy this month during prime podcast recording time, and...
2023-05-31
1h 20
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Hard Choices 23 - Magic The Gathering: Planeswalkers
It's time to leave the battlefield and enter the bedroom, because this episode of Hard Choices sees our hosts visiting the wide and wild multiverse of Magic: the Gathering! We've got elves, gorgons, vampires, golems, dragons, and more--and all of them are DTF! We've drawn Claire, Dan, Kit, and Meganbob to ask: Which characters are we putting into the command zone of our boners? Which are we consigning to the graveyard of our disinterest? And, perhaps most importantly, which color of Magic can absolutely get it? Tap this episode to find out! By the way, we have a ...
2023-05-01
2h 13
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Hard Choices 22 - The Tarot Major Arcana
The Tarot! The mystery and magic of life's journey have never been so adeptly captured in any other collection of cards, except maybe Yu-Gi-Oh. In this episode, three spirits penetrate the Tarot's mystery and make some magic as they rank the fuckability of the Major Arcana. Dan Mulkerin weaves tales of infuriatingly excellent and crushingly mediocre fucks; Kris Newton, safely deceased and heedless of privacy, interprets the cards in light of his personal sexual history; and MeganBob sacrifices their very brand to espouse the sexiness of earnest, responsible love. Most importantly, we've got part-time fortune-teller Kit (complete with part-time...
2023-03-31
2h 05
Hard Choices
Medians - Season One
Webster's dictionary defines 'median' as "a value in an ordered set of values below and above which there is an equal number of values." Webster's dictionary doesn't define 'fuckability' because Webster was a nerd. Do you know who isn't a nerd? The four guests who stepped up to tackle every single median that Hard Choices has fucked its way through. Dan Mulkerin, Kit, Zadkiel, and MeganBob round up every median from the past 21 episodes of Hard Choices and give them a second chance in the sack. If trying to sort through the likes of Toucan Sam, Gandalf, a...
2023-02-26
2h 04
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Hard Choices 21 - Dragonlance
Gather round, heroes, and hear tell of the largest swords, roundest orbs, and hottest dragons ever seen in the land of Krynn! Experienced adventurers Meganbob, Miles, and Dan are joined by level 1 neophyte Neal Butler--but worry not, Neal is a dirty min-maxer and has no trouble keeping up with the horny analysis all four hosts bring to this special episode. Which Hero of the Lance captures our hearts and boners, and which are we abandoning to the Abyss? What sorts of books does Astinus the Chronicler keep in the restricted area of the library? And does anyone actually want...
2023-02-02
1h 49
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Hard Choices 20 - Hades
You may escape the heart of the underworld, boy, but you will never escape the throbbing heart of horniness! In fact, this might be the horniest episode of Hard Choices ever, as Annie Craton, Claire Mulkerin, and Zadkiel join MeganBob in ranking the fuckability of the gods and legends from Hades, the roguelike from Supergiant Games. They start with the median and work their way down to the nadir, but then the drama aeschylates quickly as they work their way up to the zenith, where each host sings the praises of the Olympian they're most eager to mount. Prepare...
2023-01-01
2h 19
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Hard Choices 19 - Batman Villains
Attention, citizens of Gotham! We regret to inform you that the inhabitants of Arkham Asylum roam your streets tonight, and that your beloved hero Batman will not be coming to your rescue! But you know who WILL be coming? That's right, it's tonight's Hard Choices hosts! We may not have a lifetime of martial arts training and a belt full of strongly themed gadgets, but if being a hero means having to fuck our way to victory over every last one of these costumed weirdos, then Meganbob, James D'Amato, Elle Collins, and Chris Sims are most assuredly...
2022-11-30
2h 10
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Hard Choices 18 - Movie Monsters
Halloween is just Valentine's Day for monsterfuckers, and a very horny Halloween it is too! To celebrate the bounty of the season, our hosts gathered up 21 of the most hair-raising horrors ever committed to screen and ranked their fuckability using the only hard science that really counts. MeganBob is joined by experienced monster-loving mavens Stella Cheeks and Lillian Carlisle, along with Kris Newton, who is only just beginning this journey towards being claimed by that which goes bump in the night. In their search for the median of monstrous fuckability, everyone learns about therapy-fucks, embracing the void, and w...
2022-11-01
2h 22
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 17 - Mascots
It is I, the Hamburglar! Where is MeganBob? Safe and content, I assure you. True, after they plumbed the depths of their desire for commercial mascots in this episode, I whisked them away to my personal playplace in a secluded corner of McDonaldland. But, for once, I have not played the villain -- even I cannot robble what is freely given. Still, they are indisposed, so there will be no episode description today, but rather a cautionary tale. In this episode, Meganbob, Hub, Kit, and James D'Amato dared to seek their boners in my world, th...
2022-10-13
1h 53
Garden Plots with Skeletor
Bedtime for Beast Man
need to put something on to help your kids fall asleep? definitely don't use this one. Cast: Riley: Kit Mulkerin Beast Man: Rafael Medina Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Perfuma: Meganbob Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Whiplash: Liz Logan Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin "Mana Two - Part 1" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2022-09-01
15 min
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 16 - The Muppets
You know, when MeganBob suggested this episode, a lot of the other hosts thought they were joking. Not one to be discouraged, they found three erotic galaxy brains willing to make a "Rainbow Connection" with The Muppets. What on earth is going to happen when you get three impassioned Muppet fans together to try and find the median of Muppet f*ckability? Well, it goes a lot like an episode of The Muppet Show. Join James D'Amato, Kris Newton, Crys, and MeganBob on a quest to get "felt" up by every Muppet that's ever taken to the s...
2022-09-01
2h 13
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 15 - Nicolas Cage Characters
Happy Cagemas in...Well, let's call it July overtime, shall we? Sure, it's a cynical cash-grab to double up on Cagemas by doing Cagemas in July, but we never apologize for double-stuffing here on Hard Choices. Let's be honest, we all want to talk about boning Nic Cage characters. That's just the human condition. Five of the former hosts of the Smash Fiction podcast gathered together to live the dream. Stands are taken for wizards, spiders, truckers, writers, chefs, you name it. If you're expecting a lukewarm episode, think again. Bob is barely able to...
2022-08-03
1h 36
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 14 - Final Fantasy VI
In our unending quest to understand fuckability, the Hard Choices crew plucked out a list of notable characters from the Nintendo masterpiece Final Fantasy VI and got down to some fantasizing of our own. Claire Mulkerin, Dan Mulkerin, Alex Roberts, and MeganBob explore an entire floating continent's worth of boners in our search for the median of fuckability in the FFVI universe. We found an indisputable median, but along the way we also delved into blunt himbos, the outfit Kefka makes you wear, and the FFVI character who is most desperate to be pegged. We fuck monsters...
2022-07-02
1h 33
The NXT Wrestling Fan
75 - Booty-Calling Gravity
It's nearly inconceivable, but we have reached 75 episodes! As MeganBob quite astutely points out, that's three quarters of the way to 100 (the numbers don't lie)! There's only one way to celebrate such a milestone: watching Adrian Neville tell Sami Zayn "We all know you can't win the big one." Ouch. Sick Shire burn, bro. Of course, that's not the only thing that happens on the episode of NXT that originally aired on October 23rd, 2014. Other topics of conversation include: The Continued Adventures of Jason Jordan, Wrestling Detective The continued machinations of the evil mirror in the women's locker...
2022-06-25
1h 05
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 13 - Musicals
Some mediums are just too fuckable. Can you really walk past an orchestra pit, playbill in hand, and not feel a stirring in your loins? We didn't think so! That's why we gathered 21 notable characters from stage and screen musicals and sat down to rank their fuckability with a level of precision and rigor that would make a Sondheim song look like child's play. Hub, Claire, Miles, and MeganBob journey through a wide array of musical history and hit a lot of the highlights and lowlights with this one. Along the way, monsterfucker credibility is t...
2022-06-03
1h 57
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 12 - Doctor Who
Welcome to a very timey wimey episode where we take the entire long history of the Doctor Who franchise and do to it what Jack Harkness only wishes he could. We gathered up 21 characters from a wide spread of old and new Who and sat down in our best fezes and converse to rank the fuckability of all that time and space had to offer in our attempt to find the median of fuckability in the Doctor Who universe. Thankfully, our companions were up to the task. Jaime Smith, Sharon Schneiderman, Kris Newton, and MeganBob tackled the...
2022-05-01
1h 59
Garden Plots with Skeletor
Stardate Beast Man
maybe the minions have too much free time. gives me a chance to test out my dope new sound board tho. Cast: Beast Man: Rafael Medina Perfuma: Meganbob Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Ambient sound effects from tabletopaudio.com
2022-04-01
09 min
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 11 - The Mummy Trilogy
1999 called and it says "hey babe, remember me?" and yes, yes we do. We remember the exact moment when The Mummy first crashed into our lives and touched us in ways we couldn't yet fully articulate. Rick, Evey, Ardeth, all of them, swept us off our feet and we've stayed swept ever since. This universe has some of the crème de la crème of fuckable characters but it also has some real bad eggs in there too. Annie Craton, Kit, Kam Servo, and MeganBob gathered up 21 characters from The Mummy trilogy and tried to figure ou...
2022-03-31
1h 44
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 10 - Disney Villains
It may be too late in February for Valentine's Day, but it's never too late for Villaintine's Day. That's right, we brought together four "Poor Unfortunate Souls" and asked them to rank the fuckability of 21 villains from the Disney animated canon. All we can say is "Be Prepared" because we will not stop until we get to the median of fuckability. And what happens when you ask Kris Newton, Kit, Marissa, and MeganBob to brave the "Hellfire" in their deepest darkest hearts like this? Well, you find out about Jekyll & Hydes, who doesn't mind being beheaded, the...
2022-02-28
1h 28
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 9 - Mortal Kombat
Hold onto your sharply brimmed hats, it's MORTAL KOMBAT! Kam Servo, Miles Schneiderman, Dan Mulkerin, and MeganBob are one step ahead of Outworld in this episode, but the true destination for Hard Choices is always "The NetherRealm". Straight from the scantily klad arcade art of our youths, we rank 21 Mortal Kombat kharacters in an attempt to separate the kolor-swapped filler from the ones that make us say "Get over here!". We kover it all from animalities to Zaterrans and leave nothing untouched in our quest to unlock the median of fuckability in the Mortal Kombat universe. There's plenty o...
2022-01-30
1h 41
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 8 - Cats the Musical
In this episode, we prowl the back alleys of London to get to the bottom of one of Andrew Lloyd Webber's defining musicals: Cats. We didn't leave Tom Hooper out of this though, because, for this episode, we're cats too. And you're a cat. We're all cats. No, no, don't look too closely at the CGI, just trust us, you're definitely a cat. Joining us to find the pick of the litter (and indulge in a surprising amount of musical numbers) are Claire Mulkerin, Miles Schneiderman, Annie Craton, and MeganBob! As we weave our way through the d...
2021-12-25
1h 21
Garden Plots with Skeletor
S2E19 - Christmas with the Pranks
HOPEFULLY THE HOLIDAY SEASON HAS PUT YOU IN THE MOOD FOR COWED SUBSERVIENCE, FOR THAT IS ALL THAT WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE OVERWHELMING FORCE THAT IS EPISODE 19! WE ARE JOINED THIS EPISODE BY A GUEST FROM THE OBJECTIVELY LESSER PODCAST "MY PRINCESS, MY PRINCESS, AND BOW," AND PERFUMA BRINGS HER TYPICAL FLAWED POINT OF VIEW AS A REFRESHING COUNTERPOINT TO MY UNFLAGGING PERFECTION! THIS EPISODE WILL TEACH YOU NOT ONLY ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS CACTUS, BUT ALSO ABOUT HOW TO DEVELOP YOUR ACTING SKILLS TO THE LEVEL OF MASTERY, AS WELL AS WHY EVEN THE MOST HARMLESS-SEEMING PRANKS SHOULD...
2021-12-15
23 min
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 7 - The Justice League of America
Straight from an edition of the Daily Planet that Lex Luthor definitely wouldn't want you to see comes the Hard Choices rankings of 21 of the most notable members of the Justice League of America. But we don't do rankings of how strong or heroic they are, this is a podcast that investigates their skills in the area of bedroom antics. Sure, these folks can save people from an alien invasion, but can they rock your world? Four noble souls gather together to figure out the definitive f*ckability rankings of the JLA and uncover who sits in the middle...
2021-11-24
1h 31
Hard Choices
Patreon is Here!
We've got a Patreon! It's aimed at keeping the show sustainable, covering hosting costs, and making weird new stuff possible! Patrons get some nice perks and help guide some of the show decisions! If you want in, go visit Patreon.com/hardchoices The show Patreon is not searchable because it's adult content, which is fair enough. So, if you want to support it and get early access to the Justice League of America episode (up now!) follow the link. Thanks for all of your support and see you soon with more Hard Choices!
2021-11-13
04 min
Garden Plots with Skeletor
S2E16 - My Princess, My Princess, and Bow
hey y'all. with things at snake mountain being kinda up in the air still, i figured i'd drop a little something into the feed in the meantime. it's something i worked on a bit on the side when i popped over to etheria. perfuma and some of the other princesses over there wanted to try their hand at podcasting, so i gave them a hand. i think it turned out pretty good. they gave some advice, they talked about stuff... one of them really liked punking this cat lady for some reason... anyway, you should listen and subscribe. i...
2021-11-01
43 min
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 6 - Vampires
This episode of Hard Choices has to be invited into your feed because this time Kris Newton, Kit, Claire Mulkerin, and MeganBob are ranking 21 of media's most interesting vampires. No amount of holy water or garlic will spare you from the intensity of these boners. Sure, many of these vampires might kill you rather than let you make the walk of shame back to your coffin, but that's a risk we're willing to take. How dangerous is Viago? What smells would we put up with from Cassidy? Is Santanico Pandemonium definitely going to make us into a snack? And m...
2021-10-30
1h 22
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 5 - Mass Effect
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite episode on the Citadel. The Mass Effect universe is notoriously horny. This dating sim masquerading as a first person shooter offers all the juicy aliens you could ask for. The fuckability of these characters is undeniable, but we won't rest until we scientifically prove it. Who is the median of fuckability in this veritable buffet? We sit down and rank 21 of the most iconic Mass Effect characters to get an answer. Hop in the Mako as we crash headlong into every kind of fuck this universe has to offer and explore...
2021-09-29
1h 28
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 4 - Game of Thrones
Winter is coming in this dragon-sized episode of Hard Choices, Miles Schneiderman and MeganBob are joined by special guests from The Unspoiled Podcast network, Natasha Winters and Krista Contino-Saumby. Together, they travel the roads of Westeros ranking the fuckability of 21 representative characters from the world of A Song of Ice and Fire and Game of Thrones. How dangerous is getting into bed with Cersei Lannister? What exactly does Jon Snow know nothing about? Will Tormund Giantsbane rock your world or leave you yawning? And most importantly, who is the true median of fuckability in this world of swords and dr...
2021-09-06
1h 40
Garden Plots with Skeletor
S2E08 - This Eternian Life
guess what? some weird stuff happened and we have a non-normal episode. again. i know, i'm shocked too. you may not learn as much about plants this time around, but maybe you'll learn something about... life? you'll definitely learn that you can't trust a single person in or around snake mountain, that's for sure. Cast: Riley: Kit Mulkerin Two Bad: Jef Aldritch and Jon Taylor Whiplash: Liz Logan Beast Man: Rafael Medina Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Man-At-Arms: Jarod K. Anderson Ram Man: Jay Edidin Perfuma: Meganbob
2021-07-01
29 min
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 3 - Marvel Cinematic Universe
Boners assemble! It's time to rank the fuckability of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the team of Claire, Kit, and Dan Mulkerin, along with MeganBob, are ready to romance one of the most expansive franchises in modern history. In their quest to find the median of fuckability, you'll learn more about robot sex than you ever thought you'd need to know, more about our hosts than ever before, and perhaps an answer to the question of just how exactly does the Hulk smash. So, grab your best spandex outfit and climb aboard the helicarrier for a ride that you'll n...
2021-07-01
1h 30
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 2 - 90's Star Trek
The second installment of Hard Choices is on the viewscreen and it's a doozy. Join Miles Schneiderman and Ensign MeganBob, along with special guests Sharon Schneiderman and Kris Newton, as they beam aboard the USS Horny to bone where no podcast has dared to bone before. The show sets a course to discover the median of fuckability in the 90s Star Trek universe and learns a lot about our crew members along the way. So, put on your best jumpsuit and head to the holodeck for some quality hot takes on the Star Trek characters you grew up with.
2021-06-04
1h 27
The NXT Wrestling Fan
44 - My Ghost Lover Is Fading
We hope you're ready for some unvarnished optimism, because Miles and MeganBob really enjoyed the episode of NXT that originally aired on March 20th, 2014! Well, maybe slightly varnished, but only slightly! It's not like there was nothing we didn't like, but for the most part we were thoroughly delighted. Topics of conversation include: Sheamus goes out on a high note (literally) MeganBob's sexual adventures in Ireland Sasha Banks and Bayley just continue being good at this We want better things for Camacho Aiden English finally gives the crowd a reason to boo him (and it's glorious) Rob Gronkowski...
2021-04-03
57 min
Hard Choices
Hard Choices 1 - Lord of the Rings
Welcome to Hard Choices, a podcast appearing approximately whenever the mood strikes and guaranteed to explore new vistas of horniness! In this episode, Miles Schneiderman, Kit MeganBob, and special guest Katrina Ehrnman-Newton rank the fuckability of 21 notable Lord of the Rings characters in an attempt to uncover who is the median most fuckable character in the LOTR universe. Turn down the torchlight, stuff your pipe with the finest weed in the Southfarthing, and get ready for some big feelings (the ones that really matter) in this sensual journey that Tolkien would absolutely never have approved of. Music...
2021-04-01
1h 23
The NXT Wrestling Fan
42 - All Wrestling Rings Are Faerie Summoning Circles
Coming off the amazing high that was our NXT Arrival coverage, we are back with Episode #42, aka "the meaning of life episode." And indeed, we learn so many things from the episode of NXT that originally aired on March 6th, 2014, including: Wrestlers operate under the same rules as faeries Adam Rose = Leo Kruger after acquiring drugs, an identity crisis, and happiness Sami Zayn and Corey Graves have dueling types of hotness MeganBob can write some pretty sexy fanfic when they want to Sometimes you just really need to talk about the definition of technical/mat/catch wrestling for 15...
2021-03-06
1h 07
Garden Plots with Skeletor
S2E00 - Ask Not For Whom the Answering Machine Beeps
okay, i'm dragging this thing back into production kicking and screaming if i have to. which, probably. my gpa is hanging on by a thread as it is. Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Perfuma: Meganbob Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Queen Marlena: Claire Mulkerin Hordak: Chris Sims Whiplash: Liz Logan Sorceress: Alexandra Rowland Ram Man: Jay Edidin Man-at-Arms: Jarod K Anderson He-Man/Prince Adam: Kris Newton
2021-03-01
11 min
The NXT Wrestling Fan
39 - I Won At F*cking
It's Episode #39, and Miles and MeganBob are back to talk about a show with lots of talking, namely, the episode of NXT that originally aired on February 12th, 2014. Seriously, the main event is a promo. Also in this episode: Sami Zayn and Cesaro are characters in a romance novel. Like, textually. WWE isn't quite okay with acknowledging that other wrestling promotions exist yet, but it's close CJ Parker turns heel, starts hating the audience for not caring enough about the planet, and wins our hearts forever Charlotte still isn't wrestling for some reason, but that's okay because Alicia F...
2021-01-23
1h 03
Garden Plots with Skeletor
S1E24 - The Flower of Grayskull
don't really have the energy for a description, for a lot of reasons. this one is... well, not really a good representation of the podcast's usual theme. i guess we haven't really visited the podcast's usual theme for a bit now, but this one... yeah, stuff happens. i dunno, just listen. i kind of need to lie down for a while. at least i have some funnel cake. Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Sorceress: Alexandra Rowland Perfuma: Meganbob Prince Adam/He-Man: Kris Newton
2020-12-15
27 min
The NXT Wrestling Fan
Bonus Episode 4.5 - Barbarian Alien (feat. Marissa Bond, David Waters, and Josh Vaske-Huff)
Miles wasn't wild about the second book in the Ruby Dixon authored Ice Planet Barbarians series, Barbarian Alien, so MeganBob rounded up a few friends and dove in to give it the thorough working over it so richly deserves. Joining MeganBob on this ride to find out why we resonate for these delicious books are Marissa Bond, David Waters, and Josh Vaske-Huff. Also in this episode: Liz is pissed Luke Skywalker's theme playing in the background Porn is art An unlikely podcast origin story The biggest dick in the tribe How do you make a bow? Noooope! Restorative Just...
2020-12-12
1h 09
The NXT Wrestling Fan
26 - Greenwich Shire Time (feat. Jeph B. Lee)
Well, it took 26 episodes, but we finally got somebody on the show who has spent real, actual time in The Business. In their coverage of the episode of NXT that originally aired on November 13th, 2013, Miles and MeganBob are joined by ring announcer and commentator Jeph B. Lee! We discuss Jeph's background and philosophy toward wrestling, as well as various episode-specific topics, including: The foreshadowing of Charlotte Flair Camacho is neither Mexican nor a gang member, despite what NXT would have you believe Can a wrestler be suddenly de-pushed? "I swear, if a history lesson on the British...
2020-07-25
1h 04
Garden Plots with Skeletor
S1E08 - Flowers for Skeletor
YOU MAY HAVE PRAYED FOR DELIVERANCE FROM EPISODE EIGHT, BUT THOSE PRAYERS HAVE FALLEN ON DEAF EARS! IN THIS EPISODE, I MAGNANIMOUSLY SHARE MY PRECIOUS AIRTIME WITH A GUEST, ONE WHO BRINGS AN... UNCONVENTIONAL VIEW OF PLANTS WITH HER! SHE AND I (REALLY JUST ME) HELP MY SOUND MINION RILEY WITH HER LAUGHABLY REMEDIAL BIOLOGY HOMEWORK! WE TRY AN OFFERING OF LIBATIONS GIVEN TO US BY A LISTENER! AND NOW I MUST LEAVE YOU, FOR THE GLORY OF MY MIDNIGHT GARDEN AWAITS... A GLORY SOON TO BE OVERSHADOWED ONCE ETERNIA ITSELF BECOMES MY GARDEN! NYAHAHAHAHA! Cast:...
2020-04-15
20 min
The NXT Wrestling Fan
15 - The Whiny Snake Flag
Coming off the glory that was last episode's historic main event, what does Episode #15 have in store for our unsuspecting hosts? Well, Sami Zayn gets unwillingly draped in the Gadsden Flag and Enzo Amore is inexplicably getting cheered, so...yeah. Still, our coverage of the NXT show that originally aired on August 28th, 2013, has a few things to recommend it, such as: The coldest of cold opens Summer Rae's half nelson leglock Rusev endearing himself to MeganBob by punching Colin Cassady in the head The gross irony of WWE's anti-bullying campaigns Conor O'Brian: Dad or Daddy? The prevalence...
2020-02-22
59 min
The NXT Wrestling Fan
12 - The Many Faces of Dean Ambrose (with Dan Mulkerin)
New Year, new episode! We bring you fresh, hand-made, artisanal wrestling shenanigans from Miles, MeganBob, and special Guest Dan Mulkerin about the NXT episode that originally aired on August 7th, 2013. Dan Mulkerin lets us in on Miles’ long-running attempts to get him hooked on wrestling and gives us that theatre kid perspective on stage combat and costumes Also in this episode: Just who is Dean Ambrose really? Miles explains some of the ins and outs of how and who choreographs matches Wrestling in heels is metal as hell Bob gets some new perspective on Tyler Breeze Cassidy's attempts to...
2020-01-11
1h 12
The NXT Wrestling Fan
11 - Miracle On Mason Ryan Street
Happy holidays, wrestling fans and cautious newcomers! We give you the gift of the NXT episode that originally aired on July 31st, 2013, and which for some reason involved a comically absurd level of dance content! In this episode: MeganBob asks Miles about masculinity in wrestling and is not prepared for the ensuing TED Talk A farewell to swamp cultists In defense of S-O-F-T, which is (a) spelled correctly, and (b) punk as fuck Tons of Funk, explained as little as possible The ambiguous nature of what Sami Zayn and Cesaro may or may not have done after fighting...
2019-12-28
1h 04
The NXT Wrestling Fan
9 - Mystery Ice Cream (with Elle Collins)
On this, the much-anticipated ninth chapter of their journey into wrestling fandom, Miles and MeganBob are extremely pleased to welcome writer and podcaster Elle Collins to talk about their own journey as a latecoming wrestling fan, their tips for entering the world of wrestling, and more specifically, the episode of NXT that originally aired on July 17th, 2013. Also on this episode: A brief opening disclaimer about Elle's current work, Bayley's heel turn, and real life piece of trash Corey Graves Sami Zayn's relationship with the rules Leo Kruger's relationship with his own hair Numerous other relationships, because we're...
2019-11-30
1h 17
The NXT Wrestling Fan
6 - Wrestle Dads (with Lucas Brown)
Episode six has arrived, and it's a milestone here at The NXT Wrestling Fan, because we have our first-ever guest host! Lucas Brown of The Math of You joins Miles and MeganBob for their discussion of the NXT show that originally aired on June 26th, 2013. As well as helping out with our usual segments, Lucas explains how he got into wrestling, how NXT became part of his relationship with his future wife, and how wrestling newcomers can ease themselves into the fandom. Also on this episode: Poetry Corner with Conor O'Brien Aiden English belongs in either a social...
2019-10-19
1h 08
The NXT Wrestling Fan
5 - It's Morphin' Time
We've reached episode five! Five! FIVE! FIIIIIIIIVE! Ironically, Big E Langston does not appear in the NXT show that originally aired on June 19th, 2013, but he does come up in conversation, because it's time for Miles and MeganBob to have the "wrestling has a race problem" talk. It's lighthearted and fun! You know, probably! Also on this episode: Xavier Woods is the beautiful wrestling nerd our bullshit culture don't deserve Six-man tag team matches (playa) explained Miles' favorite wrestler arrives on the scene Adrian Neville eats absolute shit Big Van Vader's son steals his last girlfriend Pro graps...
2019-10-05
58 min
The NXT Wrestling Fan
4 - Bayley's Bedroom Eyes
The NXT Wrestling Fan has reached the same number of episodes as it will eventually have Horsewomen (one of whom shows up for the first time this week) as Miles and MeganBob lock up with the NXT show that originally aired on June 12th, 2013! This episode features the debut of a brand-new segment called "Guess the Gimmick," and also: Tons of actual pro wrestling, including another match between Sami Zayn and Cesaro, which RULES Seriously, go watch that match right now Do it Bayley's child-like wonder and probable queerness The most interesting man in the world Chekhov's Mick...
2019-09-21
58 min
The NXT Wrestling Fan
3 - Trying To Get The Middle Distance To Blink First
In the third spectacular edition of The NXT Wrestling Fan, Miles and MeganBob dive into the NXT show that originally aired on June 5th, 2013! In this episode: Spotlight on Paige, the gothy British wrestling prodigy (and the superkick that took her head off) If you don't have anything nice to say, forget your lines and lock eyes with the horizon Spontaneous vampire friendships Steel Horse from GLOW A surprisingly civilized discussion of the likely outcome of impending fisticuffs, following the completion of some light paperwork Buttwatch returns! Rocking chair removal duty By the way, that i...
2019-09-07
50 min
The NXT Wrestling Fan
2 - My Little Welsh Pony
In the second-ever edition of The NXT Wrestling Fan, Miles and MeganBob explore the NXT show that originally aired on May 29th, 2013! In addition to the debut of a new segment, Ringing the Bell, this episode includes: Tag team wrestling, explained Dipping our toes into the gender politics of pro wrestling A wild NXT Champion appears Bob's first battle royal An inexplicable patch of breast lace Jim Ross and the poisoned barbecue sauce The pointless and impotent wrath of DOOOOOOOM Reviews, emails, and our reaction to NXT moving to USA By the way, that is, i...
2019-08-24
55 min
The NXT Wrestling Fan
1 - The Phantom of the Swampera
The NXT Wrestling Fan has officially entered the wrestling podcast arena! After spending our #0 primer going over the basics of pro wrestling and the real-life story of NXT, it's time for Miles and MeganBob to review their very first episode of NXT -- Episode 170, which originally aired on May 22nd, 2013. Aside from introducing our extremely serious and not at all stupid and/or nerdy format and segments, this episode includes: Bob making her NXT debut (and she's not the only one) The heroic inner struggle of a lone man in a striped shirt An unexpected dearth of xenophobia S...
2019-08-10
45 min
Pop Culture Failure
08 Unexpected Stalk-Eye Erection
This episode was recorded a year from the day we started doing this podcast! We've had a lot of fun and watched a lot of garbage. This week Jake and Sky have the pleasure of two guests from the SmashFiction podcast, Kit and MeganBob! There was a lot to discuss. Kit and Bob prove their improv skills by "yes, and"ing us, we go over the 4 kinds of people in the world, there is an abundance of talk of cloacas & poop, we fret over Ax's digestive tract, and Ax "fights" Visser 3. Thanks to everyone for an awesome year!
2019-05-25
1h 42
Smash Fiction
Surprise Party 7 - Dates With Destiny
It's Valentine's Day weekend, so of course we're bringing you the Smash Metafiction episode that lends itself best to this particular holiday... ...Surprise Party? Oh, but you haven't experienced Surprise Party like this. Instead of retelling just one story, Claire, Liz, and MeganBob will choose characters to descend into five of fiction's greatest romances in an effort to maintain the power of love throughout the multiverse! From Nicolas Cage to William Shakespeare, no love story is beyond the reach of C.U.P.I.D.! And, yes, if you listen to this episode, you will le...
2019-02-17
1h 01
Everything is Awesome with Jeff and ?
You're Right, Thanks, Darren ft MeganBob Butler
In which Jeff and KC continue chatting with MeganBob about acting, writing fan fiction, and much more! Please help us make this show better than ever! Donate; rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes; give us those shoutouts on social media, and stay in touch! Oh hey, why not help us reverse the effects of climate change? Join us in our efforts by joining PlanItChange10. Facebook: facebook.com/planitchange10/ Twitter: twitter.com/Planitchange10 Together we can turn back the tide of onrus...
2018-12-31
42 min
Everything is Awesome with Jeff and ?
Umami Conversation ft MeganBob Butler
In which Jeff & KC welcome MeganBob Butler to the show; many topics are discussed, including writing fan fiction, higher education, anxiety and depression, what's it like to grow up with emotionally mature parents, therapy, and more! Please help us make this show better than ever! Donate; rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes; give us those shoutouts on social media, and stay in touch! Find us on Facebook: Everything is Awesome Podcast With Jeff and KC Join our Facebook group, Friends of Everything is Awesome! on Twit...
2018-12-27
1h 38
Pop Culture Failure's Podcast
08 Unexpected Stalk-Eye Erection
This episode was recorded a year from the day we started doing this podcast! We've had a lot of fun and watched a lot of garbage. This week Jake and Sky have the pleasure of two guests from the SmashFiction podcast, Kit and MeganBob! There was a lot to discuss. Kit and Bob prove their improv skills by "yes, and"ing us, we go over the 4 kinds of people in the world, there is an abundance of talk of cloacas and poop, we fret over Ax's digestive tract, and Ax "fights" Visser 3. Thanks to everyone for an awesome year! ...
2018-04-24
1h 42
Smash Fiction
103 - Kirk and Spock vs. Frodo and Sam (feat. Kris Newton and Katrina Ehrnman-Newton)
Well, listeners, it's finally happened. It was inevitable, really. It was clear right from the beginning that one day, these events would occur. Most of us never believed in the prophecy, but here we are. Smash Fiction has finally, officially caught the slashfic bug (MeganBob is actually the disease's primary carrier, so yeah, should have seen that one coming). Not only that, but we've infected the Gameable Podcast with it, as well. Kris and Katrina had no choice but to return to our show once again, this time for a series of arguments that would be purely speculative if t...
2018-02-11
1h 02
Smash Fiction
38 - Daenerys Targaryen vs. Mordor (feat. Natasha Kingston and MeganBob)
Twenty years after the original publication of A Game of Thrones, it's finally happened (well, in Smash Fiction continuity, at least): Daenerys Targaryen is, at long last, sailing home to Westeros! Now is the time for justice, for vengeance, for fire and bloo--wait, that doesn't look like Westeros. In general, Westeros tends to be less of a barren wasteland riddled with fire, ash and dust...I mean, things can get pretty bad there, but I don't think you could say that the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume or anything. Yes, Dany has arrived at the land...
2016-05-29
1h 08
Smash Fiction
29 - Dante Sparda vs. Deadpool (feat. MeganBob)
They hunt their targets, they swing awesome swords, they quip with the best, and they look damn good (in red) doing it! But on Smash Fiction, the devil who might cry sometime when no one is looking but probably not, Dante Sparda, and the fourth-wall-breaking merc with the mouth, Deadpool, face their greatest challenge yet: somehow getting past another bounty hunter who can't really be killed by anything, ever. After another one of Colin's trademark long-winded scenario set-ups, Liz leads the charge in defense of her beloved Extraordinary League Character; Dan gets the first ever podcast yellow card; Miles...
2016-03-13
54 min
Smash Fiction
20 - Riddick vs. Daredevil (feat. MeganBob)
Justice is blind, but there's a surgical fix for that -- you just have to kill a few people. After another daring, corpse-ridden escape from another intergalactic prison, the convicted murderer and part-time god-emperor Richard B. Riddick has somehow found himself on the strange world of Earth-616, and now, he's trapped in a Hell's Kitchen warehouse with the masked vigilante known as Daredevil! Can the man without fear deliver his own brand of justice to one of sci-fi's most feared killers, or will Riddick do what he's done to every other lawman who has attempted to bring him in...
2015-12-21
54 min