Mel Buttle & Patience Hodgson

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Not On Your RiderChristmas 2023 (Murray Cook, Mel Buttle, Emma Holland, Shad Wicka)Watch this episode with video on Spotify or YouTube. You might as well - it took ages to edit. Our usual video guy couldn't do it so i hired a guy from Airtasker and the footage was pretty overexposed and didn't have accompanying audio so was very difficult to sync properly - but there were so many great moments it would be a shame not to see them. Anyway - this was an awesome night! With Murray Cook (The Wiggles), Mel Buttle, Emma Holland and Shad Wicka. Team Captains Patience Hodgson, Jeremy Neale and...2024-01-152h 01

Weirder Together with Ben Lee and Ione SkyeHanging with Patience HodgsonPatience was the lead singer, magic-maker and ringleader for the seminal Aussie punk band The Grates. Check them out athttps://open.spotify.com/artist/0aWSylARSZCDo7vTDgvKbb?si=Dg5JHdM4TQqSETc3Bz13OgCheck out The Minutes podcast by Patience and Mel Buttlehttps://open.spotify.com/show/3hx7mCMo6EnIA6xODPV2GBWatch Patience and Rachel Burke's YouTube showhttps://www.youtube.com/@fancyfreetimeLearn more about "Not On Your Rider" herehttps://www.isolationtrivia.com/notonyourrider 2023-06-091h 00

Fearless SingerYou Were Born to CreateFearless Singer's latest podcast episode, "You Were Born to Create," is a must-listen for anyone interested in creativity and performance. Host Mel shares all the exciting updates from Fearless Singer, including a massive website upgrade that brings together all aspects of her creativity in one place. Mel discusses how society undervalues the arts, but standing on stage and delivering a performance is nothing short of courageous. As artists, we signed up for a life of doing the inner work required to share our creativity. Mel shares how great performers are actually...2023-05-1220 min

Mel Bampton Presents...How HumanCrafting Big Energy Into Creativity with Patience HodgsonJingi Wallah! Welcome back to Lissie Turner Presents... the podcast that explores the richness of extraordinary, every day humans. That unpicks and unpacks the tricky stuff - life, death, love, getting kids off to school on time, adulting, childhood, personal tragedies and triumphs, the little and the big wisdoms that rise to the surface as we rollick along this wild human adventure.In this episode, Lissie presents the bouncy, sparkly, kind, optimistic, fun and forgiving Patience Hodgson. Most famously known as the lead singer of Brisbane band The Grates, her backstory involves a tiny, TINY island, a...2023-02-081h 15

Not On Your RiderDecember 2020Back for our Christmas show! Featuring Mel Buttle, Damien Power, Kat Davidson, Simi Lacroix, Jeremy Neale, Patience Hodgson and The Jensens.2021-01-061h 08

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 61The Co-Host of the QMAs 2019 get deep with their Mental Heath Updatez (particularly Patience, totally hogging the mic), first appearance from a 4 year old on air and a quick throw to Mel’s Brisbane Comedy Festival shows which start Tuesday March 12th 2019.2019-03-1154 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 60New Year, New Us? Single again? What is Patience’s dream Christmas menu? Mel’s alchemy: Pain = Content? Mel shares her no fail dip recipe. Looking for businesses to come pamper us on mic. The ‘no more barista guessing’ reusable coffee cup (unsponsored promo lol). A review of the 80c coffee. Patience mourns Southside. Government doesn’t need to know Mel’s business. Dollar coin baggies. Shout out to Pub Choir. Who else gets head zaps? Heartache. Life time love for Alana Skyring. And the Grates. Twenty Hate’een. End of year shit wrap ups.2019-01-1556 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 59Up on the shore they work all day, out in the sun they slave away, while we devoting, full time to Airtasker, understanding our mental heath, Apedo In The Bushes and listing off our many fancy ‘show sponsors’ (Mother Lover, Casey’s cupcakes, Clark Rubber, hoarded cardboard etc).2018-09-2848 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 58Hello darkness my old friend, I’ve come to sit with you again and talk about Airtasker, Separation From Spouses, The Grates Reunion Tour and Mental Health.2018-09-211h 02

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 57Mel and Patience catch up! Things are going great, until the tax man invited himself into the conversation but don't worry, they soon dig themselves out of their crippling tax migraines and finish the show arm in arm. Awwwww.2017-02-071h 30

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 56If you’re our parents GO AWAY because we are talking about s e x and we don’t want you listening. If you are bad at sex or prematurely ejaculate, hell, this is the podcast for you. Oh, we also have a special guest, Steven Childs. Yeah, it’s pretty cool. That’s mostly all we talk about so I’m just going to promote all the things we have got going on outside this wonderful podcast! See Mel at the Melbourne Town Hall with her new show Up To Pussy’s Bow March 24th to April 3rd. Visit Steven at st...2016-03-091h 00

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 55Almost a year on and there's still drama unfolding for both your protagonists. Did Mel avoid those parking fines? Who ruined Christmas Eve for Patience and John? Plus more intimate details of the lives of Mel and Patience.2016-02-2558 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 54Blocked milk ducts, vibrators, cabbages. Mel talks Maggie Beer(s) and The Great Australian Bake Off. Patience did a show with The Grates in Bundaberg. We discuss walking for anxiety.2015-10-1245 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 53Mel is home from the NYC! Patience is hated on and they pull a pretty swift, if not weird, trick on her and John. Baby Soda makes a cry. Other stuff too.2015-06-2344 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 52So it’s been a while! Patience’s third trimester of pregnancy has been and gone and she talks about her experience giving birth with Mel!2015-04-2256 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 51Pae and Mel have so much to catch up on. Patience radio pole. Ethyn’s life plan at 16. Katy Perry. Flying 29 weeks pregnant. Southside Tea Room expanding. Dream Team album making! Mel’s cyst. I’ll be there for you… when the rain starts to fall, I’ll be there for you, cos you’re there for me too. hashtag friends 2014-12-0754 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 50Mel blows up about a night out gone half wrong which leads to a talk about service recovery paradox. Patience talks a little bit about pregnancy but not much has been going so, no news there. There’s a murder at Mel’s house. Mel feels more and more like a Southsider everyday. Patience's Mum has some name suggestions for her future whelp.2014-10-191h 02

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 49Patience and Mel, back in the proverbial podcast saddle. With mascot dog Todd, close by. Pregnancy talk. Yeah, you heard it, Patience is pregnant. Mel does a top shelf impersonation of every American podcast she’s ever listened to. Will you help us put together a ‘pro-natal’ for You’re Welcome?2014-09-151h 02

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 48Mel brings over her new baby girl Ruby (she’s like our silent unofficial 3rd host). Splendour In The Grass wrap up. Who was where, who saw what and where did Mel sleep? Patience had pixilated vision for the first time in her life. The girls have stuff coming up: this Saturday for Pae and somewhere in N.T. very soon for Mel.2014-08-111h 01

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 47Patience blew up at a Roma Street Parklands security guard on John's birthday. Mel's new segment 'How Does That Work?' covers refrigerated trucks. Patience got her hair did for free at Carindale. Watch out there's bad guys about Pae got a letter from the police.2014-07-201h 01

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 46What happened to the last 6 months? It’s an episode of reflection and buffalo wing revelations. Patience went to America. Mel went to all the comedy festivals. Did someone buy a dog? Does said dog like Barry Buttle? Thoughts on Fiji’s international airport. Lots of love! See you at Splendour In The Grass? Like, yeah.2014-07-0745 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 45Patience goes to a concert at the swampy, Brisbane Entertainment Centre. Who did she see? Mel lived her life for a week. Patience watched someone creepily from a bush, then wrote a sad song about the experience. Mel might have what it takes to fire a staff member without guilt. Fashion. FARRRSHUN baby.2014-03-1044 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 44The gals welcome one another. iPad games crisis. The Go Violets. Emergency hospital situations with silver linings. Maggie Beers. Zombies *swoon*. Vacuum robot pet. A You're Welcome emergency edition from... You'd never believe!2014-02-161h 07

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 43A huge catch up for the ladies Mel and Pae. Pae talks a lot, Mel listens with the ears of a good friend. Pae explains a trailer then Mel gives her fantasy trailer which is so moving Pae sheds a single tear.2014-01-181h 04

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 42Pae and Mel are back together! Barry Buttle collects trash and treasure on his motivated emu walks by the road. Patience is grosses police out with a piss pants customer. Mel likes horses and wants to rock horse wear as her everyday wardrobe. And much more, of course.2013-11-1847 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 41It's fate! After months of abandoned air, the golden girls Mel and patience want to thank you for being a friend! Mel got a job writing for This Week Live, up and moving suddenly to Melbourne, while Patience helps run Southside and tries to re-home 'fugly' ornaments permanently to letterboxes. Special guest Lanie Lane rested briefly with your two favourite host. Public transport and shorts are significant themes for discussion.2013-10-2146 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 40Welcome. Shroom success. Why Barry Buttle eats porridge everyday (like, for real guys). MelDonalds. Zines! Citrus from parents, and how childhood relates to said citrus. Does 'eyes covered for adults only content' delay puberty? Gossip and The Great Gatsby.2013-06-0548 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 39Allergies. Sometimes a talk about allergies ends in a talk about colonic irrigation... which passes smoothly (see what we did there?!) into Patience ranting about mushrooms, and how they can save the earth. Which triggers Mel to remember a recent rant from her dad Barry Buttle. Then they talk about a play. How wonderful.2013-05-2245 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 38Mel returns to the best air in the country. Celebrity Splash! Patience is reading a hip vampire novel series at night while Mel is waking up daily before sunrise. A letter from a listener who is a Psycologist. Meds and heads. Mel wins an award. Barry's lead news story and Barry's downhill cycling tips.2013-05-0847 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 37Mel's on tour so it's 'Sea Puppies' with John and Patience! Cavalia, geldings, a Gold Coast Buck's Party arrest and braces. Good clean fun guys.2013-04-0422 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes Live! - Episode 36Recorded live at the Brisbane Powerhouse 10th March 2013. With special guest Barry Buttle and music by Seja.2013-03-2753 min $You\'re Welcome with Mel and Patience$ You're Welcome with Mel and PatienceYou're Welcome - Episode 23Where's the cranny granny? I think I have a bladder problem, HALP! I'm an 18 year old native NZ'r and I am holidaying in Brisbane. Where should I go? Dear Mel and Patience, I've just been told that my Grandfather only has 6 months to live. Do you guys have any advice to give me on how to cope with this terrible news. I think I have depression and anxiety and I was wondering if you ladies have any ideas for activities I could do to calm myself in general? I am a Mum who gets sick often. On top of this...2013-03-0827 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 35Mel and Patience open up about recent medical choices. Patience was at the wrong end of a swindle. Mel lets rip with body talk.2013-03-0247 min $You\'re Welcome with Mel and Patience$ You're Welcome with Mel and PatienceYou're Welcome - Episode 22I'm starting high school and need some tips! Why do we think of New Zealanders as second class citizens (controversial!)? I'm 23 and have been dating my high school sweetheart for 6 years. My heart's starting to stray and I need some advice. I'm a young lady and I want to donate some of my eggs, and not the kind you keep in the fridge. Reckon I should? Help! My neighbours keep filling up my wheelie bin with their rubbish! In the shower I find stuff in my butt, in this normal? My good friend's turning into a bit of a bad...2013-02-1930 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 34First Minutes back! Mel and Patience talk New Years Resolutions! Patience is involved in an embarrassing sing along. Barry Buttle cuts a rug and get generous on the train trip home. Mel had a share house experience. To pee or not to pee... In a cup.2013-02-0744 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 33The Wedding Cast Part Two - The Honeymoon starts at the hotel. The Patterson Report. Island Characters. Long time listener, first time skinny dipper. P and J the early years.2012-12-2347 min $You\'re Welcome with Mel and Patience$ You're Welcome with Mel and PatienceYou're Welcome - Episode 21Up The Shops or Down The Shops, Mel needs some language advice. I clocked a dodgy looking blokes taking photos of people and laughing, what would you have done in this situation? Patience, before The Grates got famous, would you have considered dating someone you met at a show? Every year it seems I am pressured into buying my friends kids Xmas presents. Any tips on how to give them the hint- don’t get me anything and I’ll return the favour. My cat Fang keeps killing things! Halp! I am the only female at my work and someone is d...2012-12-1229 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 32The Wedding Part One. Christmas card from a cricketer. Christmas cards for Barry. Wedding Talk (do you know how hard it is to get a dolphin into a tuxedo?!). To Be Continued...2012-12-0550 min $You\'re Welcome with Mel and Patience$ You're Welcome with Mel and PatienceYou're Welcome - Episode 20A very special pharmaceutical You're Welcome with Living Legend (and pharmacist) Emma. Mel asks Patience about STI checks. Fluconazole vs. Yogurt... where?!? Do you want me to embarrass myself when I by butt cream accidentally at the cosmetics counter? How can pharmacies, hubs of health, sell those dodgy weight loss drugs? When a pharmacist knows best. What is the current legal/PBS status of naltrexone? When can I get the pill without going to the doctor? WTF is period mitigation (no, we asking you listener). Why do I have to wait so long for my awesome pain meds? What is...2012-11-2133 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 31The 'Nite' Minutes! Sharks the size of rulers. Sharks in fridges. Patience Big Brother dream team. What would the gals wear if they met Maggie Beer(s). Mallory gets out and about. Yelp at Southside.2012-11-0739 min $You\'re Welcome with Mel and Patience$ You're Welcome with Mel and PatienceYou're Welcome - Episode 19Mel and Pae solve your life! Part 2 of the 'Scab Gobbler' with John Patterson. Homesickness blues, where there's no kangaroos. I saw a giant poo and now I don't know what to do! Plus no 'number twos' while nervous so how do I continue this service (on Schoolies). Bi-sexual netball coach needs advice on how to approach, getting the best from the team without suppressing her feelings. Kind words for Mrs. Eyeball's ghost from Sydney's Live Minutes show!2012-11-0226 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 30Sea Puppies? What the heck is that? Something to do with a guest podcaster. Scab Gobbler. Dog Vomit Slime Mould.2012-10-2423 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 29Mel and Patience bask in the glow of their successful Live Sydney show, and all of the treats they received from fans IRL! Gum Pranks! Landlines and talking on the phone as a teenager. Mel opens up about her evening supporting Aziz Ansari at QPac. Patience talks Wedding Invites and her desire to watch Wedding Films. Mel's Yelp News. Barry Buttle and theatre. Aggressive dating with Shallaine and after gig rituals.2012-10-1450 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 28Recorded Live at The Factory Theatre as part of Sydney's Fringe Festival. Mel and Patience get some very special guest help from Mr. Ben Lee with their Dream Porns and Toe Jam, a play Patience wrote in High School. They also cover a few You're Welcome questions and talk of their experiences in Sydney.2012-10-0352 min $You\'re Welcome with Mel and Patience$ You're Welcome with Mel and PatienceYou're Welcome - Episode 18Mel asks for some hair advice and Patience tells of her fantasy hair colour. Help! I am a secret vegetarian, how do I 'come out of the closet' to my folks and boyfriend. I'm 18 and still haven't had my first kiss. I think we have a 'Mrs Eyeball' type cat situation on our hands. Do we go forth and love the kitty or turn a blind eye? Comedy help! I laugh at my own jokes and spoil everything. Patience gives away one of Eileen's secret recipes so grab a pen.2012-09-1724 min $You\'re Welcome with Mel and Patience$ You're Welcome with Mel and PatienceYou're Welcome - Episode 17I'm in year 12 and need 'dress up' ideas from 90s era TV. What to do if you have a prosthetic leg covered in fingernails and eyeballs? Is there a safe way to wear white swimwear. Why do some cans at the supermarket not have ring pulls. Paranormal experiences. H2o: Just Add Water is about mermaids, real mermaids. Creepy babies in ties.2012-09-1228 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 271 year of The Minutes, recognise! Patience eats her emotions then Mel helps her name and shame her feelings. Mel has layed eggs. Tales of upbringing. Patience attended the Brisbane Lions final game. Special guest John Patterson tells of his department store drama. Mel has an incredible idea and an incredible letter for Maggie Beer(s). Special reward/announcement/tease!2012-09-0542 min $You\'re Welcome with Mel and Patience$ You're Welcome with Mel and PatienceYou're Welcome - Episode 16Patience asks Mel for some sensitive Bridesmaids advice. Vicky needs help dressing 1920s for her University Ball. Kate needs to know how to store bread correctly. Kit wants to bring haters to their knees. Rachael mistakenly bought a pair of pageant mother jeans - is there a way she can wear them? Bear Warrior hates his job but is 2 weeks too early to walk out? Mel has a big package in her lap! What could it be? Special mail box questions answered. An exceptional 'We're Welcome'. And Jonathan is a soon to be an uncle thinking of throwing a surprise...2012-08-2938 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 26Television! Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and a discussion involving many of TVs best B Grade shows. Q Music Awards, The Grates attend and win! Mel's debate night Single Vs Married. What's your Honey Boo Boo name? Who's been secretly in love this whole time? Pom Poms = love. Bob Trigg should have his own reality TV show around his sausage business.2012-08-2244 min $You\'re Welcome with Mel and Patience$ You're Welcome with Mel and PatienceYou're Welcome - Episode 15Mel and Patience's 3rd ever live podcast! Recorded live 6:05pm Brisbane time 15/8/2012.2012-08-1540 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 25Patience and Mel practice for their upcoming live show on twitter user @van_helen. Patience rides on a Puke Bus. Melinda reveals a food related bombshell. The Brisbane Ekka starts today, the ladies discuss, reflect and give tips. Patience saw a stand up comedy show. Melinda reveals another bombshell, a yelp bombshell (watch out @memily) Patience has a PSA. Mel impersonates some old people she is related to.2012-08-0838 min $You\'re Welcome with Mel and Patience$ You're Welcome with Mel and PatienceYou're Welcome - Episode 14Mel and Patience's 2nd ever live podcast! Recorded live 5:30pm Brisbane time 2/8/2012.2012-08-0149 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 24Special Guest: Comedian Cal Wilson! Patience got a book to help curb her extreme collecting habits. Breakfast and non-breakfast foods and the eating of non-breakfast foods for breakfast. Cal reveals her colourful parenting tips. Has Mel exposed Patience as a vegetable cake fraud? The ladies signature dishes. The Shoe Museum. Cal's 2 fight stories! Private reading time, ladies. Mel and Patience revisit their dream porn films. Mel gets hot over lisps. Cal is amazing at lisps. Patience's washing up break down. Cal shares a share house story. Cal does sit-down comedy on a cruise.2012-07-2556 min $You\'re Welcome with Mel and Patience$ You're Welcome with Mel and PatienceYou're Welcome - Episode 13Mel and Patience's 1st ever live podcast! Recorded live 4:30pm Brisbane time 18/7/2012.2012-07-1848 min $You\'re Welcome with Mel and Patience$ You're Welcome with Mel and PatienceYou're Welcome - Episode 12Special Guest - Raven Hodgson! Mel has to let a friend down - how should she do it? Fake argument? Free Kitchen Aid? Being an Aunty - how to be a baller babysitter. What should I study in high school? Math or fun? Cardigans - they're not a game. Where to find the pimpest weave? Mallory the cat has named her favourite human, and she goes by the name 'Mel Buttle'. Small time fun. How to keep entertained in a town of fifty? Bin fruit and aprons: Updates from Patience's boi Roy. New segment!'We're Welcome': Patience, Mel and Raven...2012-07-0429 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 23Why would you leave paradise to go and eat mince meat? Let's talk The Drive In. #LikeaNurse you heard it here first! Cos neither Mel nor Pae want to party #LikeaBoss. At a The Minutes official outting to a certified Yelp event, Mel comes face to face with a her Memisis, do you mean Nemesis? No. What do eggs taste like? Well don't bother asking Mel cos she's in a food coma with a swollen tongue. Pae braves IKEA alone on school holidays. Mel buys a new computer but shames herself when she surrenders her embarrassing password. Buttle's late night...2012-06-2650 min $You\'re Welcome with Mel and Patience$ You're Welcome with Mel and PatienceYou're Welcome - Episode 11The new cat has serious consequences for Patience - is she being single white feline'd? Chokos! A wartime classic, but any ideas for using them in culinâirè 2012? Busted leg, at home with the folks... I got no joy! Ladies help please? I'm moving to Brissy with my better half to make baller level dough. I desire a dog, where should I move too? A precious kitty cat wants to cheat on it's owners with me. Ethical guidance needed. I has trouble going night-night. Tips? I'm barely legal and need ideas to best flaunt my new found adulthood.2012-06-2040 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 22Patience and Mel are done with Siri and her attitude problem. Barry has had an item seized by customs. What's Barry's item?? Mel's fuming over her $3.18 Clem 7 fine. Mel and Raven suffer from severe accidental naps. The Grates have adopted a one eyed cat (for a bargain!). She needs a name guys! It's up to you. Patience grieves the late great Mrs Eyeball. Carly Ray Jepson - she's about courtship, not penetration. Patience has met a fake mexican AND a murderer in Wynnum. Mel dissects a 5 year old Maggie Beer newsletter.2012-06-131h 03 $You\'re Welcome with Mel and Patience$ You're Welcome with Mel and PatienceYou're Welcome - Episode 10Ladies, I possess no cookery skills but have gone cray for toffee apples, can you help me take this obsession to the next level? Toffee fruit? Patience do you have any magic balms for adult acne? Hola gurlfrens, I'm an American who seeks sun advice from you ladies who hath survived the harsh Australian light. I'm a straight teen, i think, but I'm kinda in love with my best friend, I think... What up with that? Recently my boyfriend has fallen into a gaming hole. He's gaming non-stop. I love him but can't let this go on any longer. Advice...2012-06-0648 min

The Minutes with Mel and PatienceThe Minutes - Episode 21The girls have both been cray busy. Patience met an 84 year old lady and they share a common hero. The gals fantasise Costa from Gardening Australia. Patience has a new man in her life R-O-Y. Mel the self appointed fun police and weekend safety officer. We have a new Dad to bring to the fold. More of Patience's verbal flaws. Barry or Patience? Who can tell crazy from crazy?2012-05-3053 min