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Boujee BlondesEmbracing Hot Girl Habits for Your Seasonal Glow-UpReady to transform your spring? Join Melissa and Simone as they unpack the essential hot girl habits that will elevate your season from ordinary to extraordinary. Melissa kicks things off with her marathon training journey, highlighting both the physical challenges and mental discipline required—a perfect metaphor for the transformation spring offers us all. Meanwhile, Simone shares her weekend adventures in Dubai, complete with a cautionary tale about Prosecco-induced hangovers that will have you laughing in solidarity.The heart of this episode revolves around practical ways to refresh your life this season. From the therapeutic pow...2025-04-0841 minBoujee BlondesEngaged to a Cheater? Exploring Relationship Dilemmas and Women’s Safety in IrelandMelissa and Simone deliver best friend advice on gym wear debates, relationship red flags, and the concerning state of women's safety with their signature blend of honesty and humor.• Simone recaps her rejuvenating Thailand vacation with crystal clear waters and friendly locals• The hosts discuss the "generational gym wear wars" between Gen Z's baggy preference and millennials' fitted styles• They offer advice to a listener who learned French to surprise her fiancé only to overhear him confessing to cheating• Both hosts emphasize knowing your worth and not proceeding with a relationship when trust is broken2025-04-0143 minBoujee BlondesIt's Galentines week!!This episode explores the complexities of modern relationships as Valentine's Day approaches. Melissa and Simone discuss the significance of friendships, the impact of digital dating, and the importance of communication within relationships while pondering if soulmates are a myth or a reality. • The evolving role of friendships and their importance in our lives • Feelings about Valentine's Day and its societal pressures • The impact of social media and dating apps on relationships • Challenges men face in modern romantic dynamics • The concept of soulmates and the lessons learned from relationships • Tips for effective communication and nurturing connecti...2025-02-1339 minBoujee BlondesGet to know Simone!Ever wondered what it's really like behind the scenes at the Grammys? We kick off this episode with an intriguing glimpse into the whirlwind of celebrity life, spotlighting the unexpected drama surrounding Kanye West and his new partner, Bianca. We share our firsthand experience of a night out with the duo, delving into Bianca's striking, almost robotic presence and her daring fashion choice that ignited debates over empowerment versus exposure. We question the motivations behind her bold moves and Kanye's role in them, sparking a conversation about personal boundaries and societal norms in relationships.We then journey...2025-02-0453 minBoujee BlondesGet to know Melissa!!This episode explores the intertwined themes of anxiety, social media, and personal relationships while providing valuable insights on how to cultivate positive mental health and connection. We discuss the impacts of the fitness industry's portrayal on self-image and navigate the complexities of dating friends' exes. • Discuss the struggles of January and its impact on mental health • Share tips for overcoming anxiety through social connection and boundaries • Explore the possible toxicity of the fitness industry • Address feelings of regret and lessons learned from past choices • Debate the role of "girl code" in relationships and personal happin...2025-01-2843 minBoujee BlondesNew Year, No rules: Slow downs, glow up, and scandalous confessionsWe explore the concept of Blue Monday, dissecting the pressure surrounding New Year's resolutions and the impact of burnout culture in our daily lives. We emphasize the importance of boundaries in relationships, discuss catfishing incidents, and engage in light-hearted banter, reminding listeners of the potential for renewal in every moment.• Exploring why Blue Monday is considered the most depressing day of the year • Discussing the overwhelming nature of New Year’s resolutions • The value of prioritizing self-care and a balanced approach to wellness • Emphasizing the significance of boundaries in friendships and relationships • Candid reflections on p...2025-01-0746 minBoujee BlondesDMs Dilemmas, catfishing & end of year reflectionsWhat happens when opulence influences the heart? Tune in as we tackle Dubai's luxurious dating scene and unravel a listener's dilemma about loyalty when a romantic interest slides into a friend's DMs. We take a magnifying glass to the city's extravagant lifestyle, questioning if it's shaping romance into a game of material pursuit. Despite these challenges, genuine connections exist beyond the surface, and we explore how forgetting the glittering masks can reveal the true essence of relationships.Journey with us as we reflect on personal growth, navigating trust issues in flashy environments like Dubai. Sharing a week...2024-12-0350 minBoujee Blondes“Breaking the Silence: My Journey Through Suicide and Finding Hope” | Melissa ClarkeTrigger warning!!!!!!! In this deeply personal and raw episode, Melissa opens up about her journey through some of the darkest moments of her life, sharing her struggles with mental health and the battle with planning her own suicide. She reflects on the feelings of hopelessness that led her to rock bottom, the pivotal moments that sparked her healing, and the importance of finding strength in vulnerability.As an influencer and co-host of the Boujee Blondes podcast, Melissa goes beyond the filters and curated images to share her authentic story, offering insight into how...2024-11-0553 minBoujee BlondesCan men and women just be friends? #66Join the girls on a light-hearted journey as they return from a short break, sharing tales of our morning makeup mishaps and pondering the holiday season's early birds. Melissa's back, feeling spry after some downtime, and we're here to sprinkle some laughter over our holiday woes and woohoos. From catching colds in October to the stress of festive season planning, there's plenty to chuckle about as we ease back into our chatty routine.But that's not all! They tackle a topic that often dances on the line of controversy: can men and women really just be friends...2024-11-0547 minBoujee Blondes"That's a messy kebab situation" #65Join the girls for a side-splitting episode, Melissa, unravel the messy, hilarious world of drunk texting. Simone takes center stage with some of her most entertaining tales, while Melissa recounts her lucky escapes from the embarrassment of late-night texting escapades. From deciphering the true intentions behind those blurry texts to laughing at our younger selves' attempts at accidental flirtation on Snapchat But that's not all; we shift gears to some truly cringeworthy drunk text mishaps that will make you gasp and giggle. The girls share listeners stories from taking a police car home to texting the bo...2024-10-0722 minBoujee BlondesMoving to Dubai - what you need to knowWelcome to the boujee blondes!! Thinking about relocating to Dubai? We’ve got the ultimate guide for you! From nailing down a job before you move to navigating the high cost of living, we share essential tips for a smooth transition. Learn about leveraging LinkedIn for job opportunities, securing visas, and avoiding potential pitfalls like unpaid salaries and visa issues. We wrap up with some heartwarming stories about finding a supportive work environment and the importance of resilience. Tune in for a comprehensive guide that’s packed with valuable insights and practical advice for making Dubai your new h...2024-09-1757 minBoujee BlondesPlaying the other women & cheating 101 Join the girls on the Boujee Blondes podcast as melissa shares her trials and successes with joining the 5am club, the importance of accountability partners, and Simone picking up new hobbies like tennis. Tune in for a genuine look at navigating life's ups and downs while striving to stay motivated and healthy.Moving on to some lighter yet equally intriguing topics, we can’t help but laugh at the peculiar behaviors seen at the gym—think couples displaying their insecurities and overly dramatic weightlifters. For those dealing with more serious relationship dynamics, our deep dive into l...2024-09-1049 minBoujee BlondesRevisiting goals for 2024, making new friends and finding authenticityOn this weeks episode the girls reflect on the year and setting new intentions for the remaining months of the year, how to reset and go again. Chatting about the struggles of life and what to do when your year wasn't how you planned it to be. Life’s journey isn’t always a straight path, and in this episode, we open up about our personal growth and the importance of setting, missing, and resetting goals. Sharing our their experiences, they delve into the mindset needed to stay motivated despite setbacks, appreciate life’s unpredictable journey, and focus o...2024-09-0355 minBoujee BlondesToxic truths, People pleasing & what is self-loveBefore Simone heads back to Dubai, the girls sat down for our final in-person chat and shared all the juicy details of our daily grind. In this heartfelt episode, they tackle the tough topic of toxic relationships and the emotional fallout of discovering a partner's double life. We've all faced those heart-wrenching moments where we must decide whether to expose the truth or protect our own mental health. Sharing their personal stories, they highlight how such experiences can leave lasting scars and impact future trust and relationships. Sometimes, the hardest yet most liberating choice is to walk a...2024-08-2738 minBoujee BlondesMummy nappies, new relationship ick's & Long distance friendships #60The girls first episode in person! Join us this week on the Boujee Blondes Podcast as Melissa and Simone finally reunite in person after two years apart! We kick off our reunion with a hilarious recount of our recent night out, complete with tales of overconfidence fueled by a few too many drinks. Then, they switch gears and tackle the gritty realities women face post-childbirth, peppered with our signature humor and honesty. From the surprising necessity of "mummy nappies" to a harrowing taxi experience Melissa had, we confront some serious topics with levity and empathy. Simone shares th...2024-08-201h 03Boujee BlondesLife after death chats with Psychic medium Lynn MacDiscover the incredible journey of Lynn Mac a gifted psychic medium who found her calling in an unexpected spiritual awakening. Learn how her fascination with paranormal TV shows and tarot cards transformed into a booming business. Ever wondered how spirits communicate? Lynn breaks it down, explaining the nuances of mediumship and how spirits convey their personalities, memories, and even humor. Gain insights into the authenticity and responsibility required in conveying messages from the other side, and how these connections bring a sense of comfort and continuity rather than focusing on grief. This episode is a celebration of l...2024-07-2350 minBoujee BlondesFifty Shades & chicken fillet rollsHave you ever found yourself in an unexpected and uncomfortable situation in a new relationship? This week on Bougie Blondes, Melissa and Simone tackle a listener's bedroom dilemma inspired by the infamous Fifty Shades of Grey. This segment is peppered with relatable stories and a hearty dose of laughter, perfect for anyone who’s ever felt awkward in social situations.Finally, we dive into the passionate world of chicken fillet roll preferences. From classic spicy chicken with mayonnaise to bizarre combos like chicken fillet with tuna and pineapple, we explore the wildest toppings people love. Wit...2024-07-1636 minBoujee BlondesComparing yourself to others #57This week Melissa and Simone talk about feeling the weight of constant self-comparison? They are real about the emotional toll of measuring ourselves against others, especially in the age of social media. What can we do when we are comparing our lives to others, how can we change our mindset to get back been happy about our own lives. .The girls help with a dilemma about a girl who had a fling at a festival but he has slide into her DMs and would like to meet up with her. She found out he is recently out of a re...2024-07-0244 minBoujee BlondesWhiskey sours, Pilates vibes & wedding hangoversEver wondered why that extra shot at a wedding can leave you feeling worse than an entire night out? Tune in to our latest episode of Bougie Blondes, where Melissa and Simone share their personal struggles of balancing a healthy lifestyle with the summer's social whirlwinds. Melissa's epic hangover from a wild wedding weekend sets the stage for a candid conversation on the psychological tricks of contactless payments, indulgence in Baby Guinness shots, and the unique vibes that make weddings a league of their own. Plus, Melissa's confession of her new love for whiskey sours leaves Simone, a staunch whiskey...2024-06-1438 minBoujee BlondesBallet pumps, vintage vibes & a wedding dilemmaHave you ever wondered why some fashion trends make a comeback that perhaps should have stayed in the past? This week, Melissa and Simone weigh in on the reappearance of ballet pumps and why these shoes might not be the best choice for your wardrobe. We also explore the charm and elegance of sheer dresses and cardigans, with Simone sharing heartwarming memories of her mom's vintage fashion. Plus, we take a nostalgic trip back to the iconic 90s style, celebrating the timeless influence of fashion icons like Jennifer Aniston from Friends.We then shift gears to chat about...2024-06-0544 minBoujee BlondesCheating partners, love bombers & black flags #54Hey guys Welcome to the Boujee blondes, Ever found yourself blindsided by a friend's romantic betrayal or caught off guard by your own fluttering heart in the workplace? You're not alone. Our latest episode peels back the layers of infidelity, from the hallmarks of serial daters to the often overlooked dangers of emotional cheating. We scrutinize the shifts in trust when cheating is exposed, the complexities of navigating friendships amidst jealousy, and the allure of forbidden workplace romances. Plus, we tackle the tough subject of money's influence on a partner's fidelity. It's a candid look at the f...2024-05-2847 minBoujee BlondesYour the pepper to my salt #53Ever wondered why South Korea has become a mecca for those seeking cosmetic perfection, or how Brazil's beauty standards are influencing the world? As your Boujee Blondes hosts, Melissa and Simone, we're peeling back the layers on the allure and implications of plastic surgery abroad. This episode is a candid exploration of our own hesitations and the sobering experiences that remind us cheaper isn't always better. From post-op care to harrowing stories of beauty dreams turned nightmares, we're spilling the tea on what it really takes to get that work done overseas. Plus, we're diving into the temporary fix...2024-05-2152 minBoujee BlondesAre you a girls girl & we pranked my sister #52Hey friends, Melissa and Simone here, and we've just wrapped up a week where we dug deep into the heart of female friendships. Remember the last time you cheered on a friend with all your might, or felt that boost from a pal that made you feel unstoppable? That's the spirit of being a true 'girl's girl' that we explore, from the joys of empowering each other to the hurdles like competitiveness that can sometimes trip us up. Our stories are real, our advice is honest, and we're baring it all to help each other shine brighter.This...2024-05-141h 00Boujee BlondesTell me more about the pigeon #51Hey Melissa and Simone are back. Ever found yourself reminiscing about the St. Patrick's Day antics from your youth, or maybe cringing at the thought of your worst haircut nightmare? Well, besties, hold onto your lattes because Melissa and Simone are back with the latest Bougie Blondes podcast to share all that and a bag of chips - or should we say, a flock of wayward pigeons? From the odd sensation of celebrating holidays miles away from home (think Irish cheer in the heart of Dubai!) to the peculiar social lives of tequila and sambuca, we're uncorking o...2024-04-0949 minBoujee BlondesIt's our first birthday & Simone had a birthday hangover #50Ever woken up the morning after a big celebration feeling like you've time-traveled a few decades into the future? That's exactly where you'll find us, Melissa and Simone, nursing a Paddy's Day hangover and celebrating a year of podcasting shenanigans! As we toast to our first podcast anniversary and our 50th episode, we invite you to kick back with us and enjoy a hearty mix of laughs, tech nostalgia, and of course, some post-celebration makeup disasters. From Walkmans to smartphones, we're reminiscing on the gadgets that scored our lives and pondering the futuristic wonders yet to come, like those elusive...2024-03-1945 min