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Cruel TeaMerris Monday: The Zizian Death CultSend us a textTo date, this complicated and strange death cult has been responsible for the death of six people. What does Silicon Valley, veganism, and altruism have to do with it. Well, let me explain…Lillian: Venmo: Lillian-Asterios, cash app: LillianAsterios, PayPal: Lillisnasterios@icloud.comSupport the show2025-03-3133 min
RealiTEAMy 600lb Life: Steven Assanti PART TWOTHIS GUY again. Also, MERRIS IS MEAN2025-02-0431 minRealiTEAMy 600 lb Life STEEEVEN AssantiThis GUY. 2025-01-2828 minRealiTEAMy 600lb Life: Dolly's...uh...Journey? More like Dolly's wild rideThis episode is going places you won't believe. TW/CW: for talk of weight loss and this horrible show. 2025-01-1332 minRealiTEASISTER WIFE SEASON KIDNEY EPISODE IS A RILLY BIG DILLIt's all blurring together. I don't even know what's happening. But this week? Robyn fell off an ATV.
No...that's not in this episode.
((sorry for the late upload, I had NO internet cause of the winter 'storm' My net goes out if you fart at it cross ways)
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2025-01-0723 minRealiTEALove is Blind, Season 1 Episode 1Y'all have been requesting this. So...we did it. Wtf is this show.
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2024-12-3024 minRealiTEASister WIFE Season...I don't even know. Season KidneyOn this episode you might be surprised to know that Kody says unhinged things.
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2024-12-3028 minCruel TeaMerris Mondays and the Flaming Hand of Doom! Season 4 Episode 428Send us a textSounds like an Indiana Jones movie! But no. In 1916 near Atlantic City, something fell from the sky into the Prantl family's fields. The rest is...well I guess it's stupid. Was it a hand of doom? A weird rock? A meteorite? A wad of nonsense? Was it cursed? Listen to find out! (the answer is dumb) linktr.ee/crueltea Venmo: Lillian-Asterios, Cash App: $LillianAsterios, PayPal: lillianasterios@icloud.com if you want to assist with the car fund! No pressure my friends! Support the show2024-12-3020 minRealiTEAHoarders! The Poop EpisodeOh man...that is so much poop.
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If you wanna help Lil and Merris with their car: paypal: lillianasterios@icloud.com Venmo: Lillian-Asterios and cash app $LilianAsterios2024-12-0236 minRealiTEAThe Worst Show Ever: I Love a Mama's Boy Season 4 Episode 1This show makes me puke everywhere.
https://linktr.ee/crueltea2024-11-2519 minRealiTEASister WIFE Season 19 Sheeps and wolvesKody says absolutely unhinged crap to Janelle. Old Meri is there. Robyn doesn't know. Tony is a sentient unmade bed and David talks like he has marbles in his mouth. 2024-11-1225 minRealiTEASister WIFE Season 19 Sunny and Cher and KodyOnce more, Kody Brown says the most out of pocket dumb crap I've ever heard. Anyway, here's our other podcast and stuff: https://linktr.ee/crueltea2024-11-0428 minRealiTEASISTER WIFE Season 19 Episode I don't even rememberKody says gross stuff. Meri actually stands up for herself and gets ghost divorced. Christine married her orc. I don't know what's going on but I hate Tony. He's a walking unmade bed.
Our stuff and other things we do: https://linktr.ee/crueltea2024-10-2835 minRealiTEASister WIFE Season 19 Episode KidneyBabies I guess.
Blobyn cries in her driveway
Kody never did anything wrong in his ENTIRE LIFE.
Our stuff: https://linktr.ee/crueltea2024-10-1422 minRealiTEASister WIFE Season 19 Episode 3What happened? Someone had babies. Robyn once again, knew nothing. Kody sucks. He is very melodramatic. Janelle is a freaaaak. You know she is.
And before you ask...we won't have the special subscription epsides up until the middle of the month! But they're being worked on! Very exciting!
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Our kofi and other podcast! Where do CRIME. https://linktr.ee/crueltea2024-09-3024 minRealiTEAWhat? New Season of Sister WIFE??Not sister wives for that would imply more than one wife. And Kody only has one WIFE now. But yes. New season of sisters wives. Season 19!
https://linktr.ee/crueltea2024-09-2326 minRealiTEAAmy's Baking Company PART TWO Electric Boogaloo meow meowWhy did this part two happen? Gordon was milking...Amy...for all she was worth. Ahem.
Kofi and our other podcast and stuff https://linktr.ee/crueltea2024-09-1619 minRealiTEAKitchen Nightmares, Amy's Baking Company!
Man. Meow MEOW. It's time to revisit our favorite episode of Kitchen Nightmares!
St. Gordon and the Holy Rissoto! https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Saint-Gordon-Ramsay-and-the-Holy-Risotto-by-howsoonisnever/15576632.IJ6L0
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2024-09-1128 minRealiTEAT.A.P.S Ghost Hunters Eureka SpringsThis blast from the past! And the show takes place in our town. It was...lack luster! Join us as we talk about this nonsense.
Lil's birthday list: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/FP4PERVT7ZHY?ref_=wl_share
Our other podcast, discord, patreon, kofi and more: linktr.ee/crueltea2024-09-0227 minRealiTEATrading Spaces...People come to ruin your houseAn the early aughts and their incredibly heinous reality tv shows. Y'all remember Trading Spaces? WHEN HILDI PUT HAY ON THE WALL?? That's not this episode but my god that show. 2024-08-1926 minRealiTEAToddlers and Tiaras Season 5 Episode 1Uuuuuugh child beauty pagents....uuuugh. Whyyyyy2024-08-1227 minRealiTEAMy Big Fat Fabulous Life Season 3Whitney Way Thor is...well. She's a mess. This show is a mess. Why hasn't it been canceled???
Our other podcast! linktr.ee/crueltea2024-08-0525 minRealiTEADarcy and Stacy Season 4 Gin and ToxicUNH UHN UHN UHN WE ARE DOING IT BIG AGAIN. SO BIG. I'M ON TOP.
Anyway. This episode has vagooters and Georgie and Michael Benz. It's something.
Look at our stuff! Kofi! Patreon! Our other podcast! https://linktr.ee/crueltea2024-07-2927 minRealiTEADarcy and Stacy Season 4 Hit or Miss!Today we're talking about Lillian's favorite disaster reality tv show, Darcy and Stacy! If you remember, Darcy was on 90 Day and was a real mess so she got her own show for four seasons! LET'S DO IT BIG!
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2024-07-2229 minRealiTEAThis Time We Watched a Movie: Pitch PerfectThanks for the suggestion, Dominick! Merris watched Pitch Perfect and didn't hate it! Listen as he poorly summarizes this movie and butchers everyone's name!
Want Merris to watch a movie? A show? Leave your suggestions on spotify or reach out on our discord which you can find...here! https://linktr.ee/crueltea2024-07-0825 minRealiTEADual Survival Season 3 Episode 2: Mars on EarthFOR PSYCHOLOGICAL REASONS...we had to cover Lillian's favorite episode of this quirky little survival show from the 2010's. Enjoy! Or not...
Our other podcast! linktr.ee/crueltea2024-06-2428 minRealiTEANaked and Afraid Season 16Opposites certainly don't attract as people are frightened and nude! Scared and unclothed! WHAT IS YOUR PSR???? And also, how many chicken nuggets is this skinny gopher worth??2024-06-1736 minRealiTEAMy Strange Addiction Season 1 and Season 6Not the whole seasons, just select episodes. We have a lady who eats a couch, a boring furry (yiff etc), a man who likes to wrap himself in casts, and a lady who bothers psychics and has a poodle. ENJOY. 2024-06-1033 minRealiTEAGod Warrior Trading SpousesHi y'all! Bet you thought were dead! We're not! We lost power for days and internet for over a week due to storms in the area! We're okay! So have this nonsense! Here we're picking reality TV episodes that are famous for being ridiculous. This is from Trading Spouses, the famous and viral GOD WARRIOR. Read our books!
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Here's our other podcast! If you want to support us by buying us a coffee (or SOME CHEESEBORGERS AT BADAA DA BA DA MCDONALDS) on kofi! https://linktr.ee/crueltea2024-06-0326 minRealiTEA90 Day Fiance Season 2 9-10Weddings suck. They'd be better if invaded by scarab beetles.
Get Merris's book! lillianasterios@icloud.com2024-05-0627 minRealiTEA90 Day Fiance Season 2 Episode 7-8Buuuuh. This is the episode of a killer, Bella.
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2024-04-2929 minRealiTEA90 Day Fiance Season 2 Ep 5-6Everyone sucks and other romantic things
https://linktr.ee/crueltea2024-04-2231 minRealiTEA90 Day Fiance Season 2 Ep 3-42024-04-1533 minRealiTEA90 Day Fiance Season 2 Ep 1-2Now! Onto season 2! With Danielle!
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2024-04-0829 minRealiTEA90 Day Fiance, Season 1 Episodes 5 and 6Everyone in this season is gross. And we're glad it's over! 2024-04-0134 minRealiTEA90 Day Fiance Season 1 Ep 3-4Hey! A two-fer! Anyway, Pao and Russ continue to be a snooze fest and Allan and Mike should go straight to jail.
contact: lillianasterios@icloud.com2024-03-1848 minRealiTEA90 Day Fiance Season 1 Episode 2More people who have no business being in the same room let alone being married! Russ and Pao are boring. Line dancing is boring. Mike is a creep and a literal human booger.
Read our stuff! https://discord.gg/Ug8eRbHA5C2024-03-1128 minRealiTEA90 Day Fiance Season 1 Episode 1Yay! No more sister wife! Now we're watching this train wreck. Join us as we dive into the 90 Day Universe! 2024-03-0426 minRealiTEASister Wives Season 18 Tell All!FOUR WIFE ENTERS ONE WIFE LEAVES. Sobin cries, doesn't know anything. Kody is...well. He's something. Olde Meri has had enough. THE PERSONALITY test drama! It's all here. Join Merris and Lillian as they dish on the tell all!
HEY! Check out our other podcast! And join our discord! Tell em Olde Meri sent ya! linktr.ee/crueltea2024-02-1952 minRealiTEASister Wives: Season 18 Episode 14This is the last episode before the endless tell all's and Olde Meri has a bomb to drop! Robin cries. Chody doesn't care. Everyone sucks!
THANK YOU TO THE LISTENER THAT SENT MERRIS ZEBRA CAKES. He is now hoarding them like a horrid little goblin man. 2024-02-1239 minRealiTEASister Wives: Season 18 Episode 13Oh look who's a big dummy and didn't upload last week. Me! Sorry about that! So now you get two episodes in one day! Hurray! More carriage house. More Olde Meri. 2024-02-1239 minRealiTEASister Wives Season 18 Episode 12Olde Meri returns to the FRICKIN CARRIAGE HOUSE and waxes poetic on some stupid trees. Kody doesn't want Janelle back. But he does. Except he doesn't. Robyn wishes she could be 'fun' like Jen. It's Christine's 50th birthday party and my soul is dying.
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2024-01-2934 minRealiTEASister Wives Season 18 Episode 11Olde Meri finally figures out Kody isn't interested. Robin isn't wearing purple! And she doesn't actually shed tears though she makes a weird face. Mykelti is pregante with twins. And Truly rides a bike...amongst other things no one cares about!
Join our discord! Support us on Patreon! Send us some dollars via Kofi! https://linktr.ee/crueltea2024-01-2233 minRealiTEASister Wives Season 18 Episode 10Janelle and Christine have Easter out of spite. Kody is awful as per usual. Robyn continues to know nothing and wear purple. Olde Meri reminds us that no one cares. And she's at the frickin carriage house again.
Listen to our other podcast! Send us dollars! Join our Patreon: https://linktr.ee/crueltea2024-01-1542 minRealiTEASister Wives Season 18, Episode 9Kody is the world's crappiest dad. Meri IS STILL MESSIN WITH THAT CARRIAGE HOUSE. Robyn lies some more. The kids spill the tea on Robyn's bs.
Want to support this podcast? Join our patreon! https://www.patreon.com/crueltea2024-01-0944 minCruel TeaMerris Mondays: Horrible History, Human Guinea Pigs Season 3 Episode 330Send us a textTW/CW: animal cruelty, cancer, stillbirth, birth defects, miscarriageIn 1946, the United States, fresh off its victory in WWII, took the Marshall Islands in the Pacific from the Japanese and got the indigenous people there to 'agree' to allow testing of nuclear bombs. What the US Military didn't tell the people of the Marshall Islands is that they were guinea pigs...to see how, in real time, nuclear fallout and radiation would affect people. To this day, the now displaced people of the Marshall Islands suffer in unimaginable ways. Welcome to...2024-01-0833 minRealiTEASister Wives Season 18 Episode 8Robyn simply can't dill with anything. That's just how she fills. Meri doesn't want to live in a barn with all the things Kody doesn't want, Janelle goes on a 'date' with Kody and it's cringy af. Christine doesn't stay in her lane. The kids do things (no one cares) 2024-01-0143 minRealiTEASister Wives Season 18 Episode 7Robyn is rectangular. Meri is moving. Janelle is DONE. Christine doesn't believe her. Kody is a delulu jerk.
Check out our other podcast! https://linktr.ee/crueltea2023-12-2542 minRealiTEASister Wives, Season 18, Episode 6Mary is going to sell crummy leggings out of a shed. Robyn isn't really in this one (thank God), Christine and Tony have an uncomfortable conversation about ice cream, and Kody is girlbossing, gaslighting and gatekeepin' as per usual! 2023-12-1844 minRealiTEASister Wives Season 18, Episode 5What a surprise, on this episode, Robyn lies almost as much as she doesn't know anything. Kody continues to make Meri a shed wife. Christine feels bad for Janelle as does everyone on earth. Kody's internal organs will never recover and all joy is dead. 2023-12-1134 minCruel TeaMerris Mondays: The Baffling Disappearance of Brandon Swanson Season 3 Episode 323Send us a textIn May of 2008, 19 year old college student Brandon Swanson was celebrating the end of the semester with friends before driving home to his parents' house 30 minutes from campus. He left just after midnight. At nearly 2am, he called his parents to come pick him up because he'd swerved into a ditch and couldn't get his car out. At 3:35AM, Brandon would go missing without a trace. Join us as we discuss this mind bending case.Petals and Plumes Etsy shop! Get you some lip gloss, candles, bath salts and more! Let's...2023-12-1138 min