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2 Dumb 2 TameWhat makes pain chronic?Hi, this is Mia. I'm going to be writing these descriptions in the first person from how on. Is it weird? Idk maybe. But I thought it might be more fun. In today's podcast I talk about some of the injuries I've had over the years, mostly from ballet, which tbh is not something you should let your kids do. Most recently my thoracic area of my spine and my scalene muscles have been giving me some problems? What are those? You've got to listen to find out. I also talk about how I found B...2021-03-1656 min2 Dumb 2 TameIs patience really a virtue?Recently Mia’s husband got into chess which is...unfortunate. She rants about how Queen's Gambit would have been better without chess and how pawns look like nips. She also listened to a TEDx talk about patience and decided that it's not for her. She would definitely eat that marshmallow. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com2021-03-0352 min2 Dumb 2 TameWhy am I a garbage machine?Mia and her husband generate what seems like TOO much garbage for two people - even taking into account how much Mia likes to upcycle. She dove into the world of waste reducing lifestyles and found a ton of info that's both confusing and sometimes gross. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com2021-02-2549 min2 Dumb 2 TameAm I just a hater...of The Bachelor?Everyone in Mia's life has watched The Bachelor except for her - her friends, her sisters, and even her husband. She finally takes the plunge and genuinely can't believe what she's seeing, starting with the fact that it's TWO HOURS LONG! 2dumb2tame.com miapinchoff.com2021-02-191h 282 Dumb 2 TameAre we ever really safe?Mia's building recently had a break in and the management company hasn't done anything to fix the situation so she's taking things into her own hands. Her "Home Alone" security measures include pepper gel and a vacuum cleaner with a cat head mounted on top. 2021-02-0659 min2 Dumb 2 TameWhat do personal trainers think about the rest of us?Mia interviews Galit Friedlander a choreographer, podcaster, trainer, and her oldest friend. They talk about her journey from dance to training, what her favorite muscle is, and their idea to do ASMR workout content. You can find Galit's podcast DanceSpeak on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dancespeak/id1111916220 Check out her training program on Patreon: patreon.com/TrainWithGalit Galit's Instagram: instagram.com/gogalit2021-01-281h 072 Dumb 2 TameWhy do people like Anaconda?Mia recently saw Anaconda, which...wow Jon Voight is all over the place but her thoughts about the movie quickly turns to the gross and sexual when she discovers that snakes have two penises. She also checks out an article about Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candles exploding....yeah. It's a weird one.2021-01-191h 052 Dumb 2 TameWhy do my showers take so long?Mia's husband has been given her crap about how long it takes her to get ready. Recently he asked her to go over her shower routine but she'd rather have you be the judge - spoiler warning. It's kind of ridiculous...I who else starts off their shower by dust busting the entire bathroom??2021-01-1448 min2 Dumb 2 TameWhy did I buy 1500 ladybugs?Mia's garden had an aphid infestation, so right before new year she bought 1500 ladybugs because apparently they like to chow down on aphids. The only problem is that she only realized she's afraid of ladybugs after she bought them. The ladybugs turned out to be good at two things. Eating aphids and boning. 2021-01-0652 min2 Dumb 2 TameDoes everyone have a Peloton now?Did everyone spend their first stimulus check on a Peloton? Mia goes over how intense she used to work out at the gym and how that was difficult to translate to home work outs. She also volunteers to be a motivational insulter for anyone that wants to get their butt off the couch but needs to be demeaned in order to do so. Want to try the workout that Mia is doing? You can find more info and sign up for next month at trainwithgalit.com2020-12-2338 min2 Dumb 2 TameWho's going to win the NBA Finals?Mia doesn't know anything about basketball. The only time she ever sees it is when her husband has it on in the living room but apparently it's pre-season! So she's decided to take look at the NBA names and logos and, like an octopus, make a completely uninformed prediction who will win the NBA finals in 2021. Also, she was very disappointed that the Denver Nuggets weren't named after chicky nuggiez.2020-12-171h 042 Dumb 2 TameWhat TV shows are actually popular?Apparently, Mia only watches shows that no one else has seen (Getting On...anyone? It's fantastic). So she watched the two top rated comedies from last season Young Sheldon and Mom to see what all the fuss was about. They were the only comedies in the top 50, which is depressing. The whole list was basically football, football, football, crime, crime, crime, and The Voice. 2020-12-0959 min2 Dumb 2 TameWhat are good gifts in 2020?This year is a disaster but that doesn't mean holiday gifts should be too. Mia goes over how covid and quarantine life has changed the kinds of gifts she wants to get for her family as well as the kinds of gifts she wants for herself.2020-12-0343 min2 Dumb 2 TameDo we really self care?Mia has been skeptical of companies pushing self care for a while - mostly because she's not good at it. However, it turns out that other people, smarter people...like doctors and scientists and stuff, also think there's reason to give self care branded rosé some side eye. Mia also got a new microphone. Let us know if her "esses" are less esss-y and her "p's" are less penis-y...I don't know...she said it.2020-11-2543 min2 Dumb 2 TameShould I get hypnotherapy?Mia wonders if hypnotherapy would be able to help her get over her fears of filming herself (if you follow her on instagram or youtube you know she never posts vlog style videos), her pickiness about elastic, and her inability to wear mismatching socks. She also researches what hypnotherapy actually entails and who the top hypnotherapist in Los Angeles is - unfortunately it was a man named Brice sooooo yeah...not encouraging. 2020-11-1844 min2 Dumb 2 TameWhy do I feel the need to keep things?Mia has a tiny collection... a collection of tiny things not one that doesn't have a lot of things in it. She doesn't know why she feels the need to keep things so she set about figuring out why - using science, which she has a hard time understanding. This was also recorded the day they declared the election for Biden so Mia also talks about her unhealthy curiosity about Wolf Blitzer's sleepwear.2020-11-1153 min2 Dumb 2 TameIs Zoom the problem?Mia has a love hate relationship with zoom and by that I mean mostly hate. Teaching her 70 year old uncles and aunts how to mute themselves was a struggle and she finds it uncomfortable sending selfies to her dermatologist. There have been some bright spots. Her nephew called her funny when she was "virtually babysitting." So that's something...2020-10-0747 min2 Dumb 2 TameWhy did no one teach me what a nut is?In the last six weeks or so a suspicious amount of stuff has broken in Mia's apartment and her landlord isn't exactly the best when it comes to fixing things well or quickly. She thought about trying to fix some stuff herself but it turns out she didn't inherit the "handy" gene from her mom. To be honest, she doesn't know the difference between a washer, an anchor, and a nut.2020-09-2959 min2 Dumb 2 TameWhy is my husband the worst?Mia's husband is difficult to buy gifts for in general but during quarantine it was basically impossible. Mia goes over how she gave away all of her best ideas and how everything that could have went wrong did. Also, a handyman interrupts the episode to replace a ceiling tile and he doesn't know how to use a vacuum cleaner.2020-09-2452 min2 Dumb 2 TameWhy is New York dead to me?New York is officially dead to Mia but mostly because her parents are selling the apartment she grew up in. She's going through some things and is worried that her Mom threw away all of her stuff. Also, apparently she and her sisters had lice all the time when they were kids...I don't know. Things got weird.2020-09-1536 min2 Dumb 2 TameWhy do I regret going to college?Mia didn't have a good college experience socially or with her education. She had to change her life plan shortly before applying and didn't have time to consider what she actually wanted to do. She breaks down why she ended up going to NYU and why it was probably the wrong decision. Hopefully the kiddos out there will do what she didn't do and listen to their elders.2020-09-081h 072 Dumb 2 TameWhy does mochi feel so good in my mouth?Mia ventured out from her house for the first time in months to get mochi from Fugetsu-do, a 117 year old mochi shop in the Little Tokyo section of downtown LA. She tries to figure out what makes the pillow-y goodness of mochi so good. It may be her new favorite desert even though it can apparently kill people.2020-09-0148 min2 Dumb 2 TameIs the cure for Covid just...money?An article was recently published that describes how people "vacationing" in the Hamptons are paying five hundred dollars for a single, rapid results Covid test. Mia expresses her frustration that, not only are the tests not very accurate, so it's really just for show but these folks are so painfully out of touch. Mia gives an update on her broken toe and asks for suggestions for her husbands birthday. 2020-08-1852 min2 Dumb 2 TameWhat do Indians think of Indian Matchmaking on Netflix?Mia has a conversation with her husband's cousin to get an Indian perspective on the reality show. They cover the unique cultural pressures that are present within the Indian community, the treatment of men versus women, rituals surrounding Indian marriages, and some of the show's best moments.2020-08-1247 min2 Dumb 2 TameWhat was it like watching Indian Matchmaking with my Indian husband?Somehow Indian Matchmaking is the first full season of reality tv Mia has ever watched. She also happens to married to a man who's half-indian and may or may not have forced her to watch it. She breaks down all the reasons she wouldn't have been chosen if her husband had an arranged marriage (it's not just because she's Jewish) and shares her favorite parts of the show.2020-08-0553 min2 Dumb 2 TameWhy even have a pinky toe?Mia broke her pinky toe - it's tiny, it's embarrassing, and now it's broken but is it useless otherwise? Mia does a deep dive on vestigial structures in the body - like male nipples - and even vestigial behaviors in animal - like fake lizard sex. 2020-07-2839 min2 Dumb 2 TameWhat do other people think about pregnancy?After last week's episode Mia felt that she needed to get some real world opinions rather than relying on blog posts and listicles to inform her opinion about pregnancy. So she interviewed her mom, mother-in-law, and a friend via Zoom to find out more about their pregnancy experiences. 2020-07-221h 162 Dumb 2 TameShould I be afraid of pregnancy?No, Mia isn't pregnant, despite how much her mother would like her to be but a lot of her friends have had kids or are currently pregnant and she's been thinking about it more. She shares some of her worries and medical complications that can come up but also busts some common myths about pregnancy. This is the first of two episodes about baby making. Next week she will share some conversations she's had with people who have been pregnant.2020-07-1552 min2 Dumb 2 TameCan you find a hobby in your thirties?Mia thinks she may have found a new hobby and explores why she never had one before. During quarantine Mia has become obsessed with crocheting. She's shares what she's made and tries to examine why she never had a real hobby growing up. For every episode of the podcast Mia donates to Black Girls Code. You can find more information about the organization on blackgirlscode.com. Mia is a writer and stand up comedian. You can find her on instagram and twitter under Mia Pinchoff.2020-07-0755 min2 Dumb 2 TameWhy do I love true crime?Mia unpacks her love of crime podcasts and tries to figure out what draws her to them. She details when she first got into them, what she finds appealing, how they could be useful, and lists some of her favorites. She also dives into why women tend to be fans and if they are doing any good in the world. For each episode of 2 Dumb 2 Tame, Mia donates to Black Girls Code. www.blackgirlscode.com2020-06-3035 min2 Dumb 2 TameWhy is sleep so complicated?Mia is back with her first quarantine pod. She details her trouble sleeping and how we may have made it too complicated for our own good. For each episode of the podcast Mia makes a donation to Black Girls Code. A non profit dedicated to empowering black girls between the ages of 7 and 17 to become leaders and innovators in STEM fields.2020-06-2346 min
2 Dumb 2 TameWhat is good airplane etiquette anyway?Mia ties to distill her rules for flying that everyone should follow. She recounts the series of incidents that led her to create her rules about respecting other passengers physical, auditory, olfactory, and emotional space - most of them boil down to wear socks and don't take off your shoes when you don't have to. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com2020-03-1253 min
2 Dumb 2 TameWhat is good airplane etiquette anyway?Mia tries to distill her rules for flying that everyone should follow. She recounts the series of incidents that led her to create her rules about respecting other passengers physical, auditory, olfactory, and emotional space - most of them boil down to wear socks and don't take off your shoes when you don't have to. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com2020-03-1253 min
2 Dumb 2 TameWhy do cats have bad penises?Mia recently learned that not only care cat penises barbed so that the female can't get away - I know it's horrifying - but they also are bad at peeing. Earlier this month, Mia's cat Mozy was afflicted with a urinary blockage which required an expensive trip to the animal hospital. She describes that journey, the reason cats are so prone to getting it, and the steps you can take to prevent your cats narrow urethra from getting clogged....gross! She also shares some theories on Vets and how they all...2020-02-2753 min
2 Dumb 2 TameWhy do cats have bad penises?Mia recently learned that not only care cat penises barbed so that the female can't get away - I know it's horrifying - but they also are bad at peeing.
Earlier this month, Mia's cat Mozy was afflicted with a urinary blockage which required an expensive trip to the animal hospital. She describes that journey, the reason cats are so prone to getting it, and the steps you can take to prevent your cats narrow urethra from getting clogged....gross!
She also shares some theories on Vets and how they all seem a little lonely and all do animal drugs.
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2 Dumb 2 TameMucus Membranes, The Painful Life of Caribou, and Taylor Swift's Bougie Cat with Emilia BarrosseMia sits down with comedian and former Veep writer Emilia Barrosse to talk about their mutual love of cats, how you can still be a feminist and be uncomfortable with mucus membranes, and how Taylor Swift could be doing so, so much more damn it! They also discuss how Emilia follow but doesn't "Follow" the Kardashians, whether God has a sense a of humor, and attempt to draw each other as cats. You can see the results of that on Mia's Instagram. Emilia is a comedian and comedy writer. She also runs the LA/San...2019-12-211h 31
2 Dumb 2 TameMucus Membranes, The Painful Life of Caribou, and Taylor Swift's Bougie Cat with Emilia BarrosseMia sits down with comedian and former Veep writer Emilia Barrosse to talk about their mutual love of cats, how you can still be a feminist and be uncomfortable with mucus membranes, and how Taylor Swift could be doing so, so much more damn it!
Emilia is a comedian and comedy writer. She also runs the LA/San Diego based comedy show Just Tryna Make Friends. In the past year they’ve expanded to cities all around the US so check out their instagram @JTMFshow to see if they are bringing the show to a city near you.
They also di...2019-12-211h 31
2 Dumb 2 TamePuppets, Politics, and Rescue Pups with Cat AdellMia sits down with fellow comedian Cat Adell to talk about her viral video Mind Your Own F*ucking Business, her rescue dogs with special needs, and her work with puppets. You can check out Cat’s sketch here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugaK9NQVwUg @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com2019-12-1357 min
2 Dumb 2 TamePuppets, Politics, and Rescue Pups with Cat AdellMia sits down with fellow comedian Cat Adell to talk about her viral video Mind Your Own F*ucking Business, her rescue dogs with special needs, and her work with puppets.2019-12-1357 min
2 Dumb 2 TameReverse Birth Porn, the Truth Behind Squirting, and Being Too Offensive for Amazon with Alice VaughnAlice shares some facts about the porn industry that Alice has learned since starting her podcast. Mia also asks her about how her crayons were banned from Amazon. Alice also breaks down some vintage porn recommendations. twogirlsonemic.com offensivecrayons.com/ 2dumb2tame.com twitter.com/miapinchoff2019-11-2843 min
2 Dumb 2 TameReverse Birth Porn, the Truth Behind Squirting, and Being Too Offensive for Amazon with Alice VaughnAlice shares some facts about the porn industry that Alice has learned since starting her podcast. Mia also asks her about how her crayons were banned from Amazon. Alice also breaks down some vintage porn recommendations.2019-11-2843 min
2 Dumb 2 TameHorror Movie Hard “No’s”, Claiming your Google Knowledge Panel, and Sharing a Name with a Pornstar with Comedian (not the pornstar) Jeremy LongMia sits down to talk with Jeremy Long about the movie's on his Google Knowledge Panel and how jealous she is of his. They also research the unfortunate story of the other Jeremy Long and Mia shares what will cause her to walk out of a horror movie....it's ridiculous list.
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2 Dumb 2 TameHorror Movie Hard “No’s”, Claiming your Google Knowledge Panel, and Sharing a Name with a Pornstar with Comedian (not the pornstar) Jeremy LongMia sits down to talk with Jeremy Long about the movie's on his Google Knowledge Panel and how jealous she is of his. They also research the unfortunate story of the other Jeremy Long and Mia shares what will cause her to walk out of a horror movie....it's ridiculous list. 2dumb2tame.com @miapinchoff2019-09-091h 05
2 Dumb 2 TameSalmon Cannon Wet Dreams, Bridal Front Slits, and the Creepiest Travel Sleep AidMia reacts to the craziest invention of 2019 - the SALMON CANON. She also has a ton of opinions on dress slits and a disturbing sleep hood that's definitely not allowed on airplanes.
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2 Dumb 2 TameSalmon Cannon Wet Dreams, Bridal Front Slits, and the Creepiest Travel Sleep AidMia reacts to the craziest invention of 2019 - the SALMON CANON. She also has a ton of opinions on dress slits and a disturbing sleep hood that's definitely not allowed on airplanes. 2dumb2tame.com twitter.com/miapinchoff2019-08-151h 04
2 Dumb 2 TameFelony Fart Artists, Embracing Your Inner Bridezilla, and The PickleapocalypseMia covers how a fart gave a criminal away to the cops, her upcoming wedding, and a singing pickle.
She recaps the ups and downs of planning a wedding. Little secret - it's the reason there haven't been many podcasts lately. Specifically, she complains about how Isaac doesn't want to take her last name - there is a bet involved.
In addition she recaps a ridiculous news article where a manhunt ended when the criminal farted - giving away his position. I’m not going to say it was a good source of puns butt…2019-07-171h 07
2 Dumb 2 TameFelony Fart Artists, Embracing Your Inner Bridezilla, and The PickleapocalypseMia covers how a fart gave a criminal away to the cops, her upcoming wedding, and a singing pickle. She recaps the ups and downs of planning a wedding. Little secret - it's the reason there haven't been many podcasts lately. Specifically, she complains about how Isaac doesn't want to take her last name - there is a bet involved. In addition she recaps a ridiculous news article where a manhunt ended when the criminal farted - giving away his position. I’m not going to say it was a good source of puns butt… 2019-07-171h 07
2 Dumb 2 TameMy First Accident, Vita Coco’s Pee Pee, and the Unfortunate Existence of Kay IveyMia details her first car accident, explains a fight between an amateur MMA fighter and Vita Coco, and laments that Alabama is now under his eye.
She discusses the incredibly important upcoming memoir by Lamar Odom and how Jeff Koons' rabbit sold for so much.
She also checks out a fanny pack that looks like a naked, hairy, beer belly.2019-05-1745 min
2 Dumb 2 TameMy First Accident, Vita Coco’s Pee Pee, and the Unfortunate Existence of Kay IveyMia details her first car accident, explains a fight between an amateur MMA fighter and Vita Coco, and laments that Alabama is now under his eye. She discusses the incredibly important upcoming memoir by Lamar Odom and how Jeff Koons' rabbit sold for so much. She also checks out a fanny pack that looks like a naked, hairy, beer belly. 2019-05-1745 min
2 Dumb 2 TameThe First Female Host on SiriusXM NBA Radio, Not Being a Life Coach, and Who the Knicks Should Target in Free Agency with Von DecarloMia sits down with Von Decarlo to discuss her new Patreon, her stand up journey, with a few basketball related questions from my listeners.
Von's daughter Mimi also teaches Mia and Von what a finsta is.
Coach Von Podcast, uses sports to anchor into fun, yet honest, conversations about life, love, and relationships The Coach Von Podcast will relaunch in April as a live streaming show with guest comedians talking candidly after performing on her monthly comedy show Let’s Talk About It with Coach Von.
Both shows will be available on Patreon, giving fans exclusive, raw content.
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2 Dumb 2 TameThe First Female Host on SiriusXM NBA Radio, Not Being a Life Coach, and Who the Knicks Should Target in Free Agency with Von DecarloMia sits down with Von Decarlo to discuss her new Patreon, her stand up journey, with a few basketball related questions from my listeners. Von's daughter Mimi also teaches Mia and Von what a finsta is. Coach Von Podcast, uses sports to anchor into fun, yet honest, conversations about life, love, and relationships The Coach Von Podcast will relaunch in April as a live streaming show with guest comedians talking candidly after performing on her monthly comedy show Let’s Talk About It with Coach Von. Both shows will be available on Patreon, gi...2019-04-251h 17
2 Dumb 2 TameJews, Jokes and App Based Comedy with Rotem and Arik the creators of BITS.Mia sits down with Roten and Arik to talk about their new app BITS, a video editor and social platform aimed specifically at funny creators and their fans.
They break down how their app gives comedy creators the tools they need to make content quickly without any unnecessary steps in the way.
They also break down the void left by vine, how their platform fits into a market dominated by Instagram, and how comedy in Israel isn’t so different from comedy in the US.
They also touch on the use of of the term “insta” and if God would want y...2019-03-211h 01
2 Dumb 2 TameJews, Jokes and App Based Comedy with Rotem and Arik the creators of BITS.Mia sits down with Roten and Arik to talk about their new app BITS, a video editor and social platform aimed specifically at funny creators and their fans. They break down how their app gives comedy creators the tools they need to make content quickly without any unnecessary steps in the way. They also break down the void left by vine, how their platform fits into a market dominated by Instagram, and how comedy in Israel isn’t so different from comedy in the US. They also touch on the use of of th...2019-03-211h 01
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 89 - Travel Bidets, A Resolution To End All Resolutions, and Louis C.K. Finally Finishes...All Over Himself!Mia talks about how her year ended, her resolutions for next year, and how Louis capped off his 2018 in the most fitting way possible...by spewing all over some stage on Long Island.
She also checks out a portable bidet that you can buy on Amazon and recommends watching the new John Wayne Bobbitt special on ABC next week.
2019 is about to begin. The Trump presidency is almost half over. Hold onto your gagooch we're coming in for a landing.2019-01-011h 10
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 89 - Travel Bidets, A Resolution To End All Resolutions, and Louis C.K. Finally Finishes...All Over Himself!Mia talks about how her year ended, her resolutions for next year, and how Louis capped off his 2018 in the most fitting way possible...by spewing all over some stage on Long Island. Mia also has some choice words for American Airlines, checks out a portable bidet that you can buy on Amazon, and recommends watching the new John Wayne Bobbitt special Love Hurts on ABC next week. 2019 is about to begin. The Trump presidency is almost half over. Hold onto your gagooch we're coming in for a landing.2019-01-011h 10
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 88 - J Shaped Turkey Poop, German Breast Warts, and Getting Your Vagina HighMia sits down to talk about some little known facts about turkeys, the german word for nipple, and some weed for your undercarriage. She also dishes about her chronic neck pain, how you wouldn’t want to be the last surviving member of The Donner Party, and how her boyfriend/producer doesn't know how to hang laundry. Her recommendation for the week is Sally4Ever on HBO. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com2018-11-211h 24
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 88 - J Shaped Turkey Poop, German Breast Warts, and Getting Your Vagina HighMia sits down to talk about some little known facts about turkeys, the german word for nipple, and some weed for your undercarriage.
She also dishes about her chronic neck pain, how you wouldn’t want to be the last surviving member of The Donner Party, and how her boyfriend/producer doesn't know how to hang laundry.
Her recommendation for the week is Sally4Ever on HBO.
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2 Dumb 2 TameEp 87 - Crust Shaming, Plane Waiters, and Eating a BanksyMia sits down to talk about meeting her new godson and what her life is like now as a Godfather, the excitement of flying Southwest, and how it's only art if you can eat it.
She also reacts to some headlines in Articles I Didn't Read and checks out The Stinky Candle Co in Dumb Sh*t for Sale.
Her TV recommendation is Making A Murderer season 2 - mostly because of Kathleen Zellner and her jackets.
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2 Dumb 2 TameEp 87 - Crust Shaming, Plane Waiters, and Eating a BanksyMia sits down to talk about meeting her new godson and what her life is like now as a Godfather, the excitement of flying Southwest, and how it's only art if you can eat it. She also reacts to some headlines in Articles I Didn't Read and checks out The Stinky Candle Co in Dumb Sh*t for Sale. Her TV recommendation is Making A Murderer season 2 - mostly because of Kathleen Zellner and her jackets. 2dumb2tame.com @miapinchoff2018-10-251h 10
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 86 - A Hard No On Ye, The Importance of Sliding Doors, and Farting in the Airport Body ScannerMia sits down to talk about how the new Kanye is much, much weirder than the old Kanye. She also covers the history of Goop's name as well as her love for Gwyneth in Sliding Doors. Last, Mia explains how gross airport security is because she's about to head to New York...she's really looking forward to it.
On Dumb Sh*t for Sale she takes a look at what appear, at first glance to be toe nail braces.
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2 Dumb 2 TameEp 86 - A Hard No On Ye, The Importance of Sliding Doors, and Farting in the Airport Body ScannerMia sits down to talk about how the new Kanye is much, much weirder than the old Kanye. She also covers the history of Goop's name as well as her love for Gwyneth in Sliding Doors. She also breaks down how gross airport security is because she's about to head to New York...she's really looking forward to it. On Dumb Sh*t for Sale she takes a look at what appear, at first glance to be toe nail braces. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com2018-10-041h 01
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 85 - Wack-A-Mohel, Baby Toe Lobes, and Magic Crab BloodMia sits down to talk about how she's excited to be a god father to her soon to be nephew. She also asks why Slow TV, a Norwegian television phenomenon about every day things broadcast in their entirety, exists. The episode she watched was a train ride to Oslo - the full ride, from the front of the train, with no cuts....but why? She also takes a look at a fart absorbing seat cushion for people who suffer from toot attacks.2018-09-131h 31
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 85 - Wack-A-Mohel, Baby Toe Lobes, and Magic Crab BloodMia sits down to talk about how she's excited to be a god father to her soon to be nephew. She also asks why Slow TV, a Norwegian television phenomenon about every day things broadcast in their entirety, exists. The episode she watched was a train ride to Oslo - the full ride, from the front of the train, with no cuts....but why? She also takes a look at a fart absorbing seat cushion for people who suffer from toot attacks. 2dumb2tame.com @miapinchoff2018-09-131h 31
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 84 - Giuliani’s Meaty Waddle, Normal People Running, and a Crocodile on a Pool NoodleMia sits down to discuss Giuliani's under chin hang, how funny it was to see the reporters running out of Manafort's trial to delivery the news, and a croc who was just chillaxin, relaxin, actin all cool on a pool noodle.
She also recounts her epic battle with a squirrel that keeps tearing up her plants.
In Dumb Sh*t for Sale she also reviews a new butt exercise device that electrocutes your tush to perfection.
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2 Dumb 2 TameEp 84 - Giuliani’s Meaty Waddle, Normal People Running, and a Crocodile on a Pool NoodleMia sits down to discuss Giuliani's under chin hang, how funny it was to see the reporters running out of Manafort's trial to delivery the news, and a croc who was just chillaxin, relaxin, actin all cool on a pool noodle. She also recounts her epic battle with a squirrel that keeps tearing up her plants. In Dumb Sh*t for Sale she also reviews a new butt exercise device that electrocutes your tush to perfection. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com2018-08-281h 07
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 83 - The Pooperintendent, Coming Face to Face with an Inchy, & the Heist of Helen the Baby SharkMia sits down to talk about how she saw a little, green inchworm poop and how three idiots tried to steal a shark named Helen from the San Diego Aquarium by dressing her up as a little baby.
In But Why?! she asks why a superintendent would poop on a football field.
She also checks out a wifi enabled egg crate on Dumb Sh*t for Sale. It tells you how many eggs you have left at home via an app because that’ something people…need?2018-08-021h 24
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 83 - The Pooperintendent, Coming Face to Face with an Inchy, & the Heist of Helen the Baby SharkMia sits down to talk about how she saw a little, green inchworm poop and how three idiots tried to steal a shark named Helen from the San Diego Aquarium by dressing her up as a baby. In But Why?! she asks why a superintendent would poop on a football field. She also checks out a wifi enabled egg crate on Dumb Sh*t for Sale. It tells you how many eggs you have left at home via an app because that’ something people…need? @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com2018-08-021h 24
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 82 - Making America Double Negative Again, Ripley's Believe It or Nail, and Creative Idiots with Time in my new segment “But Why!?”Mia sits down to talk about Trump making kindergarten level excuses for babbling like an idiot in Helsinki and kicks off a new segment But Why!? where she checks out people who really have no reason to be doing what they’re doing. In this premiere double feature Mia highlights Shridhar Chillal the man who held the record for the longest fingernails on a single hand. He recently had them cut at the Ripley’s Believe It or Not museum in Times Square. She also checks out Ashrita Furman’s (world record holder for most Guinness World Records) newest record - most...2018-07-201h 00
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 82 - Making America Double Negative Again, Ripley's Believe It or Nail, and Creative Idiots with Time in my new segment “But Why!?”Mia sits down to talk about Trump making kindergarten level excuses for babbling like an idiot in Helsinki and kicks off a new segment But Why!? where she checks out people who really have no reason to be doing what they’re doing. In this premiere double feature Mia highlights Shridhar Chillal the man who held the record for the longest fingernails on a single hand. He recently had them cut at the Ripley’s Believe It or Not museum in Times Square. She also checks out Ashrita Furman’s (world record holder for most Guinness World Records) newest record...2018-07-201h 00
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 81 - Pumping Your Privates, Zig Without Zag, and Giving Her Cat a ThumbMia sits down to talk about weird fetish vacuum devices, why some words don't deserve their own definition, and ways to keep her cat from interrupting the recording. She also describes being candy shamed by the discount shelf at the grocery store. In Dumb Sh*t for Sale she reviews a Vagina cylinder which uses a hand pump to create a vacuum to pump up your poon. Apparently it feels good - Mia isn’t so sure. The cylinder is available at Stockroom.com @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com2018-06-281h 02
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 81 - Pumping Your Privates, Zig Without Zag, and Giving Her Cat a ThumbMia sits down to talk about weird fetish vacuum devices, why some words don't deserve their own definition, and ways to keep her cat from interrupting the recording.
She also describes being candy shamed by the discount shelf at the grocery store.
In Dumb Sh*t for Sale she reviews a Vagina cylinder which uses a hand pump to create a vacuum to pump up your poon. Apparently it feels good - Mia isn’t so sure. The cylinder is available at Stockroom.com2018-06-281h 02
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 80 - Feisty Feral Peacocks, A Creepy Case of Avunculitis, and a Naughty Story About ClippyMia sits down to talk about the world avuncular, peacocks that fight with cars, and erotica featuring the digital assistant from Microsoft Word. She also talks about the new set of emoji's, how Trump has decided he can pardon himself, and how women can finally drive in Saudi Arabia. On Dumb Sh*t for Sale she checks Conquered by Clippy available on Amazon for only $2.99. @Miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com2018-06-2042 min
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 80 - Feisty Feral Peacocks, A Creepy Case of Avunculitis, and a Naughty Story About ClippyMia sits down to talk about the world avuncular, peacocks that fight with cars, and erotica featuring the digital assistant from Microsoft Word.
She also talks about the new set of emoji's, how Trump has decided he can pardon himself, and how women can finally drive in Saudi Arabia.
On Dumb Sh*t for Sale she checks Conquered by Clippy available on Amazon for only $2.99.
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2 Dumb 2 TameEp 79 - Otters Facts, Quantum Poopy, and Taking Phones Away from Old PeopleMia sits down to talk about how otters are like ferrets and ferrets are just little legged snakes in jackets. She also talks about her experience at a deviled egg cooking contest and explains why Rossanne's bar is so low.2018-06-011h 06
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 79 - Otters Facts, Quantum Poopy, and Taking Phones Away From Old PeopleMia sits down to talk about how otters are like ferrets and ferrets are just little legged snakes in jackets. She also talks about her experience at a deviled egg cooking contest and explains why Rossanne's bar is so low. In Dumb Sh*t for Sale she checks out an at home mechanical bull that is apparently a popular way to exercise in Japan. 2dumb2tame.com @miapinchoff2018-06-011h 06
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 78 - Fishwives and their Fish Stank, Exploiting the Noble Giraffe, and How Gambling Conflicts with My Inner JewEp 78 Mia sits down to talk about her first time at a horse race last weekend, a little bit of how life will change for Meghan Markel now that she's a royal, and checks out exotic poop in a can. She also explores the definition of fishwife, calls out Trump for misspelling his wife's name, and considers a second career as a jockey. This weeks recommendation is The Procedure - a short film that won the Short Film Jury Award at Sundance and is truly horrifying. Watch at your own risk: https://vimeo...2018-05-2456 min
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 78 - Fishwives and their Fish Stank, Exploiting the Noble Giraffe, and How Gambling Conflicts with My Inner JewEp 78
Mia sits down to talk about her first time at a horse race last weekend, a little bit of how life will change for Meghan Markel now that she's a royal, and checks out exotic poop in a can. She also explores the definition of fishwife, calls out Trump for misspelling his wife's name, and considers a second career as a jockey.
This weeks recommendation is The Procedure - a short film that won the Short Film Jury Award at Sundance and is truly horrifying.
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2 Dumb 2 TameEp 77 - Bot On Bot Crime, Weird Mother’s Day Gifts, and Scalloped Bottom BottomsEp 77 - Mia sits down to talk about Googles new AI, Duplex, that can make phone calls all on it's own, strange and sometimes uncomfortable mother's day gifts, and how she's going to start calling her butt a scalloped bottom. She also talks about Melania Trumps Be Best campaign and how it doesn’t seem to be specific. Links to Mother’s day gifts: THE HANDBAG RAINCOAT, $15 on Amazon // https://amzn.to/2rEqquS Keep your handbag dry with your handbag raincoat! Designed with a scalloped bottom, your handbag raincoat will bring a st...2018-05-1242 min
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 77 - Bot On Bot Crime, Weird Mother’s Day Gifts, and Scalloped Bottom BottomsMia sits down to talk about Googles new AI, Duplex, that can make phone calls all on it's own, strange and sometimes uncomfortable mother's day gifts, and how she's going to start calling her butt a scalloped bottom.
She also talks about Melania Trumps Be Best campaign and how it doesn’t seem to be specific.
@miapinchoff
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2 Dumb 2 TameEp 76 - Fat Shaming Sex Dolls, Liking the Unlikable Mark Zuckerberg, and the 80 Year Old Man Living Inside MeMia rants about her prematurely aging body, German sex doll brothels, and why she hates Facebook. She also touches on the incomprehensible stupidity of T.J. Miller and the middle English word - Flibbertigibbet. In Dumb Sh*t for Sale she checks out small fossilized dinosaur poop from Madagascar you can get on Amazon Prime. 2dumb2tame.com @miapinchoff2018-04-111h 12
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 75 - Bunny Rabbit Tusks, Dactylion Sausage Digits, and How Angel Wings Are Just For ShowMia sits down to talk about Dactylitis, which is basically sausage finger syndrome, her experience baby sitting her neighbor's bunny rabbit (complete with a list of weird bunny facts), and Rachel Maddow's personal life in the Berkshires. She also recaps the most horrifying parts of Anderson Cooper's Stormi Daniels interview, covers her favorite part of Passover (hint - it's marshmallows covered in chocolate), and her recommendation for April Fools day. On Dumb Sh*t for Sale she checks out a penis enlargement cream by Doc Johnson on Amazon. Mia's birthday is coming up...2018-03-291h 16
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 75 - Bunny Rabbit Tusks, Dactylion Sausage Digits, and How Angel Wings Are Just For ShowMia sits down to talk about Dactylitis, which is basically sausage finger syndrome, her experience baby sitting her neighbor's bunny rabbit (complete with a list of weird bunny facts), and Rachel Maddow's personal life in the Berkshires.
She also recaps the most horrifying parts of Anderson Cooper's Stormi Daniels interview, covers her favorite part of Passover (hint - it's marshmallows covered in chocolate), and her recommendation for April Fools day.
On Dumb Sh*t for Sale she checks out a penis enlargement cream by Doc Johnson on Amazon.
Mia's birthday is coming up April 15th (tax day) be sure to...2018-03-291h 16
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 74 - Fleminism, Ghost Children, and The Voice Behind all the Voices with Voiceover Queen Grey GriffinMia sits down with voice over artist Grey Griffin to talk about how Grey is able to keep all of her voices straight, how they are both different kind of psychopaths, how Mia's childhood friend may have been a ghost, as well as their comedy pet peeves. Grey is the woman behind the voice of hundreds of animated characters from Vicky from the Fairly Odd Parents to Azula from Avatar: The Last Airbender. You can see Grey at Flappers Burbank on Sunday, March 18th message her for tickets on twitter. @GreyDeLisle You can...2018-03-1744 min
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 74 - Fleminism, Ghost Children, and The Voice Behind all the Voices with Voiceover Queen Grey GriffinMia sits down with voice over artist Grey Griffin to talk about how they are different kind of psychopaths, how Mia's childhood friend may have been a ghost, and their comedy pet peeves.
Grey is the woman behind the voice of hundreds of animated characters from Vicky from the Fairly Odd Parents to Azula from Avatar: The Last Airbender.2018-03-1744 min
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 73 - Trump’s Mystery Toes, Mixed-Sex Double Luge in the 2022 Olympics and Holy Moly Roly PolysEpisode 73 Mia sits down to talk about the Winter Olympic sports she thinks are ridiculous - specifically curling and double luge. She rants about Trump's stance on guns and his toes. She also questions why they need 4G service on the moon. For Dumb Sh*t for Sale she takes a look at some roly poly bugs for sale on amazon. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com 2018-03-021h 25
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 72 - Dossier and Dossie-Don’ts, Dry Cleaning Your Disposable Butthole, and the Driest Part of My BodyMia's word of the day is ACNESTIS. Definition: “The part of the back (or backbone) between the shoulder blades and the loins which an animal cannot reach to scratch” (Oxford English Dictionary) This lovely word is not often found; one of the few dictionaries that does define it, the Oxford English Dictionary, notes that it is “rare in genuine use.” You may use this word in any fashion you see fit. In fact, your need of it doesn't even need to be genuine. EXAMPLE: My acnestis is the part of my back I can’t lotion...2018-02-031h 30
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 71 - Silicone Dancer Feet for Sale, Putting Bread in the Middle of the Sandwich & the Breaking of Melania TrumpMia sits down to talk about how you can't make a sandwich with just stupid on two slices of stupid. She also explores what it will take for Melania to reach her breaking point and what will happen when she does and discovers that you can buy VERY realistic silicon feet online that are for "modeling." Mia also hypothesizes about how excited Rachel Maddow was when Flynn enter his plea bargain and complains that she isn't on the short list for Time Person of the Year. The silicon feet are featured in Dumb Sh*t...2017-12-051h 32
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 71 - Silicone Dancer Feet for Sale, Putting Bread in the Middle of the Sandwich & the Breaking of Melania TrumpMia sits down to talk about how you can't make a sandwich with just stupid on two slices of stupid. She also explores what it will take for Melania to reach her breaking point and what will happen when she does and discovers that you can buy VERY realistic silicon feet online that are for "modeling."
Mia also hypothesizes about how excited Rachel Maddow was when Flynn enter his plea bargain and complains that she isn't on the short list for Time Person of the Year.
The silicon feet are featured in Dumb Sh*t for Sale and can be...2017-12-051h 32
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 69 - Screencraft Quarter-Finals, How Larry David Saved a Man’s Life, and a Bunch of Disappointing MasturbationMia brags about her pilot that made it into the quarter finals of Screencraft's Pilot Launch contest. She also asks if it's really possible to swallow your tongue, talks about how disappointing Louis C.K. has been, and checks out a silicon vagina mask in dumb sh*t for sale. Mia's weekly recommendation is Longshot - a documentary about how Curb Your Enthusiasm saved a man from death row. It is available on Netflix. Dumb Sh*t for Sale Link: https://www.etsy.com/listing/265655425/mature-content-bdsm-vagina-mask-silicone You can connect with Mia on twitter and i...2017-11-151h 14
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 69 - Screencraft Quarter-Finals, How Larry David Saved a Man’s Life, and a Bunch of Disappointing MasturbationMia brags about her pilot that made it into the quarter finals of Screencraft's Pilot Launch contest. She also asks if it's really possible to swallow your tongue, talks about how disappointing Louis C.K. has been, and checks out a silicon vagina mask in dumb sh*t for sale.
Mia's weekly recommendation is Longshot - a documentary about how Curb Your Enthusiasm saved a man from death row. It is available on Netflix.
Dumb Sh*t for Sale Link: https://www.etsy.com/listing/265655425/mature-content-bdsm-vagina-mask-silicone
You can connect with Mia on twitter and instagram @miapinchoff
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2 Dumb 2 TameEp 68 - Farting Into Your Water Bottle To Make Your Mouth Feel Good and How Netflix Wont Stop Calling Mia's Home PhoneMia sits down to talk about her experience at LA Comic Con/Halloween 2017. She also outlines her fears of cartwheeling spiders and theorizes on the original name for raisins "Wrinkle Me Wrinkle's - Just like my grandmother's face." Also....Harvey Weinstein. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com2017-11-011h 29
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 68 - Farting Into Your Water Bottle To Make Your Mouth Feel Good and How Netflix Wont Stop Calling Mia's Home PhoneMia sits down to talk about her experience at LA Comic Con/Halloween 2017. She also outlines her fears of cartwheeling spiders and theorizes on the original name for raisins "Wrinkle Me Wrinkle's - Just like my grandmother's face." Also....Harvey Weinstein. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com2017-11-011h 29
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 67 - Dubai’s Flying Taxis, Camp Counselor Trump, and a Tasty Bag of Cat FartsMia sits down to cheer for the women of Saudi Arabia, who can now drive legally, outlines why Trump reminds her of that intense kid no one liked during summer camp color war, and contemplates buying a bag of cat farts. She also questions a recent purchase made by Floyd "Money Man" Mayweather. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com2017-09-2758 min
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 66 - Rogue M&M Stains, Getting Your Spiritual Rocks Off, and Being Obama’s Side Wifey w/ Nicole BurchMia sits down with writer and stand up comedian Nicole Burch to talk about the inception of her show "The 7 Guys You Date Before You Get Married," snacking in the car, and how Nicole recently purchased healing crystals but would have settled for a hug. They also play a horrifying round of Marry, F*ck, Kill that has no good answer. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com2017-09-191h 12
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 65 - Netflix’s The Keepers of Fuh-Chinas, KOK Delivery Dead Or Alive & Trump and The Mooch “Just The Tips.”Mia sits down to rant about a particularly jawdropping moment of Netflix's The Keepers involving (SPOILER) a vagina wrapped in newspaper. She also wistfully remembers the Mooch's time at the white house and checks out a fish called Kok that you can buy on amazon for just under one thousand dollars. There is also a reenactment of a 911 call where the caller has a snake snatched on her schnoz. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com2017-08-081h 24
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 64 - Trump Game of Thrones Crossover, Believing in the Power of Your Own Dookie Sauce, and Foreskin for SaleMia talks about how Melania might actually be the mother of dragons, how you shouldn't believe your own bullsh*t, and checks out silicone foreskin that you can buy and use for....something. She also has a hot take about the epidemic of BREAKING NEWS! A note from Mia - Ironically, we have our own BREAKING NEWS! We realize our naming convention for Small Shot of Stupid and interview episodes was confusing for new listeners. So, from now on we're going to be calling the solo episodes, where I'm by my lonesome, just "Ep # - Title" and interviews will be...2017-07-281h 01
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 64 - Trump Game of Thrones Crossover, Believing in the Power of Your Own Dookie Sauce, and Foreskin for SaleMia talks about how Melania might actually be the mother of dragons, how you shouldn't believe your own bullsh*t, and checks out silicone foreskin that you can buy and use for....something. She also has a hot take about the epidemic of BREAKING NEWS!
A note from Mia -
Ironically, we have our own BREAKING NEWS! We realize our naming convention for Small Shot of Stupid and interview episodes was confusing for new listeners. So, from now on we're going to be calling the solo episodes, where I'm by my lonesome, just "Ep # - Title" and interviews will be...2017-07-281h 01
2 Dumb 2 TameArmpit Deodorant Stalactites, Bacon Scented Boxer Briefs, and Meaty Buddha Feet (Small Shot of Stupid July 12, 2017)Mia rants about the hoopla over the dress code on capitol hill - she thinks it's overblown but, for the record, she's not a fan of pantyhose. She also talks about the boy who woke up to a bear crunching on his skull, breakfast meat scented underwear, and how awesome the laughing buddha is.2017-07-121h 04
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 63 - Virtue Signaling, Backyard Brawls in Training Bras, and Saving the World - One Dick Joke at a Time w/ Alia Janine & Sovereign SyreMia sits down with Alia Janine & Sovereign Syre during the west coast leg of their Alia & Sovereign Do America Tour. Sovereign explains the concept of virtue signaling to Mia and Alia shares a story about how she used to beat up boys in her backyard as a child. They also talk about how women find reasons to judge female comedians and ask what the world would be like without dick jokes? @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com2017-06-281h 10
2 Dumb 2 TameEp 63 - Virtue Signaling, Backyard Brawls in Training Bras, and Saving the World - One Dick Joke at a Time w/ Alia Janine & Sovereign SyreMia sits down with Alia Janine & Sovereign Syre during the west coast leg of their Alia & Sovereign Do America Tour. Sovereign explains the concept of virtue signaling to Mia and Alia shares a story about how she used to beat up boys in her backyard as a child. They also talk about how women find reasons to judge female comedians and ask what the world would be like without dick jokes?
@miapinchoff
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