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Noob Guiding Noob12. Dwemer...are REAL!?Finally the last of the Elder Scrolls lore...for now. The Dwemer are known by many but many don't know that much about them. In this episode we are here to maybe give some info on who they were, what they did, and how they became infamous so far as to be wiped from the face of Nirn. Spoiler Alert! They got greedy, no surprise there.So stay awhile and listen as Matt and Mike do this again and talk about random stuff for 20 minutes before the actual topic. WOW!If you have any questions or suggestions for lore pieces...2023-10-131h 21
Noob Guiding Noob11. Dragon Age: The BlightOh baby, new episode that isn't Mass Effect. Except its Bioware's other game Dragon age. I feel this will be a smaller chunk of lore than Mass Effect or Elder Scrolls. (Thank god!)In this episode Mike talks us through one of the major points of the dragon age games called "the Blight". Darkspawn, archdemons, and more, maybe...probably yes. We hope you enjoy the episode, if you don't that's your problem.If you have any questions or suggestions for lore pieces that you want explored, don't hesitate to email us at NoobGuidingNoob@gmail.com.2023-05-1742 minNoob Guiding Noob10. OUR TOP 10 GAMES OF ALL TIME (WOW! HOW ORIGINAL!!!)OH BABY! We made it to our 10th episode of this godforsaken podcast. Everyday we stray further from the light, but its fun being in the dark once in a while especially since we record in a small basement.Anyways! Come on down and rest those weary ears from listening to nothing but Mass Effect and Elder Scrolls lore... HEY! perk up listener you still have to listen to this one so you can disagree with our opinions that are actually facts. Our words are absolute because this is our podcast.But in all seriousness...2023-05-031h 05
Noob Guiding Noob9. Andromeda and not so beyond!Welcome to the FINAL EPISODE of mike talking about the lore of the Mass Effect series...for now?In this correctly shorter episode mike talks of the Kett and what they are about as they are one of the main antagonists of the not so greatly received game, Mass Effect: Andromeda. Supposedly not much is known of these creatures? The Kett are the primary antagonists in Mass Effect: Andromeda, known for their brutal tactics and genetic experimentation. I don't exactly remember how much he goes into the Kett, but for sure he talks about them. SO sit, drive, cry...2023-04-1933 minNoob Guiding Noob8. Khajiit do the "meow" and "rawr".Out of all the races of Elder Scrolls to cover, I decided to start with the Khajiit. Why? I could not tell you because I don't have that answer, I never do. Nevertheless here we go!On this episode we dive into the Khajiit race of the Elder Scrolls series. One of the many unique races of peoples, they are a fascinating topic of conversation if you know what to look for. From how new kittens are born to how they were treated as lower classed species for a long time, the Khajiit like many others do have an...2023-04-051h 02Noob Guiding Noob7. Asari & Protheans & Reapers, oh my!The Finality of major Mass Effect lore to know. Asari the blue sexy aliens, Protheans the quad eyed psychos, and Reapers, the even more psychotic ancient alien race. Being able to trace how the Mass Effect game series is introduced to newcomers are these three races. Its time we get to know them a little.Join us again as we explore three of the most intriguing species in the Mass Effect universe: the Asari, Protheans, and Reapers. We discuss their unique characteristics, history, and their significance in shaping the galaxy. Why the Protheans seem to be gods amongst men...2023-03-221h 00
Noob Guiding Noob6. WTF are the Elder Scrolls?Here's an idea. Talk about the Elder Scrolls series for a few episodes, and then decide to actually explain what the Elder Scrolls are exactly. That makes sense, right?Have you ever wondered what the Elder Scrolls in the Elder Scrolls series are and been too lazy to look them up? Well, today is your lucky day; we dive into the lore of the series and explore the origins and nature of the mysterious Elder Scrolls. From their creation to their use throughout the games, we'll unravel the mystery behind these powerful artifacts and their significance in...2023-03-1556 min
Noob Guiding Noob5. The First Contact WarYa know? Humans and aliens aren't so different after all, or are we? Actually, probably, maybe we have similarities with each other.In this episode, we're taking a look at the First Contact War in Mass Effect. Join us as we explore the absurdity of a galaxy where a single misunderstanding can spark a full-blown conflict. We stumble our way through the technology and politics that led up to this war and the awkward encounters that followed. We explore the different sides of the conflict and how it shaped the galaxy. With the inclusion of the Batarian...2023-03-0150 min
Noob Guiding Noob4. The Ascendancy of TalosWell look what we have here. A mortal turned god?! How did one such as this rise beyond his mortal coil and become a staple figure in all of Elder Scrolls? Stay and listen to our tale.Join us as we explore the fascinating story of Talos in The Elder Scrolls universe. In this episode, we explain who Talos was, why he's important to the games, and how he became a god. We also dive into his legendary feats and examine the impact he's had on the world. Whether you're new to The Elder Scrolls or a...2023-02-221h 05
Noob Guiding Noob3. The Quarians feat. the GethGlad you could join us once again for more Mass Effect! We hope you enjoy todays episode!Join us in this episode as we explore the complex relationship between the Geth and Quarians in the Mass Effect universe. We discuss the history and culture of these two alien species and their bitter conflict that has raged for centuries. We'll delve into the reasons behind their animosity and examine the events that led to their initial encounter in space. Whether you're a fan of the Mass Effect games or a newcomer to this fascinating world, this episode will...2023-02-2245 min
Noob Guiding Noob2. Creation of Elder Scrolls (Fact or Myth?)Welcome Back! On today's episode Matt and Mike take today to explain the basic stepping stones of how the Elder Scrolls series got its start.Curious about the backstory of The Elder Scrolls video game series? Discover the magical story of how The Elder Scrolls world was created with Matt and Mike as they tell the tale of how The Elder Scrolls world was made in this episode. Explore the fascinating creation myth that sets the stage for the game's universe. This episode is great for beginners, as we break down the origins of the world and...2023-02-1550 min
Noob Guiding Noob1. It's Krogan TIme!Hello and welcome to the inaugural episode of Noob Guiding Noob Podcast.Are you new to the world of Mass Effect, but eager to learn more about its diverse alien races?Join hosts Mike and Matt as they discuss the fascinating Krogan alien race from the Mass Effect video game series. This episode is great for novice listeners who are curious about the lore of Mass Effect and want to learn more about Krogan's culture, biology, and history. Tune in to discover the unique traits that make the Krogan such a memorable species in the...2023-02-1549 min