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The Center CutAbbott Elementary (Season 1)Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the critically acclaimed mockumentary Abbott Elementary. The Reddit and Facebook admins in the Abbott community can fuck right off. After nearly 100 tv shows covered, we finally found one that can eat a bag of dicks. But that's okay, the show is still good! Michael loves Tariq and hates zoo breakups. Dave likes The Breakfast Club references and hates Ava. At least they agree on one thing--Gregory can get it. Thanks for listening! Try The Center Cult Patreon on a 7-day free trial for...
2023-08-2340 min
The Center CutDazed and Confused w/John Montague (That Rules Podcast) Alright, alright, alright! Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the cult classic Dazed and Confused. Comedian and fellow podcaster John Montague of That Rules podcast joined to quiz the guys on the middle. Their listeners keep getting younger and we just stay the same age. That's how that quote goes right? They wouldn't know; it was in the middle. The guys all get confused about the plot. Michael has some ideas in his head, Dave pays too close attention to the football coach's pants, and John lands joke after joke. The guys are doing what...
2023-08-091h 00
The Center CutTed Lasso (Season 3) Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third (and probably final) season of the futbol fan favorite Ted Lasso. Good show, but not its best season, at least judging by the ends. Michael wants to see the old coach's balls. Dave makes fun of Michael's out of favor language. And most importantly, they both let the poopay flow out and into your ears. Thanks for listening! Try The Center Cult Patreon on a 7-day free trial for bonus content and more! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail...
2023-07-261h 02
The Center CutFleabag (Season 1)Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the happily filthy show Fleabag. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is indeed a sexy plank. Michael struggles with his disdain for ancient British people and how it shades his viewing. David struggles with watching anything that isn't for dumb people. Yet somehow, spoiler alert, the guys both enjoy this very funny show about a flawed but entertaining character. And poor, poor Beaver man. Thanks for listening! Try The Center Cult Patreon on a 7-day free trial for bonus content and more! Send your feedback...
2023-05-311h 07
The Center CutAmerican Beauty w/CamilaMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the critically acclaimed but now blackmarked American Beauty. Camila of the podcast Bibliophiles at Home joined to quiz the guys on the middle. First on the docket: F Kevin Spacey to the moon. He's gone? Cool. While his creepiness in this thing made it harder than normal to get through, there was still some goodness to be found. Michael noticed all the roses. David noticed all the wrong things. And, Camila was just glad to never have to watch this thing again, despite it being in her top 10 movies...
2023-05-171h 08
The Center CutBEEF (Netflix)Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the critically acclaimed (rightfully so) Netflix show BEEF. Michael hates George. Dave hates George's mom. They both like to stress eat like Danny. But that's not the only thing they agree on--they both love this show, despite it reminding them how depressing the world is. And the reason is youuuuuuu. Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Head over to loveshoptoys.com/centercut and use the code CENTERCUT for 20% off almost everything SEXY Send your feedback and...
2023-04-261h 09
The Center CutButt Boy w/BryanMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the independent assfest Butt Boy. Michael's brother and podcast music man Bryan joins the guys to quiz them on the middle. We said butthole/asshole/colon so many times--maybe even more than all our other episodes combined. This is not a drill. Bryan sees the merit, Dave hates pooping now, and Michael goes down in flames--all the butts weren't what they were cracked up to be. Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Send us an audio message!
2023-04-121h 06
The Center CutEncanto w/Shoot the FlickMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the catchy-tune havin' Encanto. Frankie and Scott of Shoot the Flick join the guys to quiz them on the middle. There's a first time for everything as Michael can't quite perform under pressure. Dave crushes it...but we don't talk about Dave. And Frankie + Scott just can't believe how the guys manage to turn everything into something filthy--even Disney! Thanks for listening! Listen to Shoot the Flick: Apple / Spotify Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Send us an audio...
2023-03-151h 04
The Center CutGinny and Georgia (Season 1)Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of Ginny and Georgia. Dave thinks all the characters are jerks, Michael spends more time than he would like discussing the teen sex scene, and they both would go down for gambling in New Orleans with Georgia. Emphasis on the 'go down.' Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram...
2023-03-011h 10
The Center CutHigh Fidelity w/Vinyl ReckoningMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of lyric-generating High Fidelity. Matt and Stacy of Vinyl Reckoning join the guys to quiz them on the middle. Michael is flabbergasted at all the songs that his favorite bands created based around this movie. Dave is just there for Jack Black. Matt thinks Rob Gordon is a piece of shit. Stacy cries. And Michael Bolton is back on his feet again. Thanks for listening! Follow Vinyl Reckoning: Youtube / Instagram / Tik Tok Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Moped Guy Au...
2023-02-1559 min
The Center CutThe Shawshank Redemption w/Rob StantMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the so-called greatest movie of all time, The Shawshank Redemption. Comedian Rob Stant joins the guys to quiz them on the middle. Michael has some interesting theories about Rita Hayworth, Dave is obsessed with Andy's crappy boat, and Rob just can't stop referencing Family Guy. Brooks was here. Thanks for listening! Follow Rob Stant on: Tik Tok / Youtube / Instagram Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Nothing Pacific Podcast Send us an audio message! Send your f...
2023-01-1856 min
The Center CutWednesday (Netflix)Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the Netflix Tim Burton sensation Wednesday. Michael is fascinated by Ortega's wild BJ-Gods vision posture and thinks Crackstone looks like the Quaker Oats guy. Dave is obsessed with Thing, and Luis Guzman, and both the guys hate the Hyde. Oh, and fuck pilgrims! Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter ...
2023-01-041h 02
The Center CutTed Lasso (Season 1)Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the Emmy-slaying Ted Lasso. He's here, he's there, the guys are both fans, Roy Kent! Dave's a fan of the humor; Michael's a fan of the uplifting nature, and they both agree that Roy's penis is a rectangle. Thanks for listening! Hauntings, Homicide & Hearsay Podcast Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Out...
2022-10-121h 13
The Center CutThe Hunt w/Damn Fine TVMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the Covid casualty The Hunt. Returning for a second time, Jasmine and Mells of Damn Fine TV podcast joined the guys to quiz them on the middle. Everybody tries to keep the political discussions to a minimum, but Michael of course can't keep his LOST boner unsheathed since the writers have ties to the show. Dave knowingly knew nothing about the middle. And both of the ladies chose violence by trying to help Dave win. But fun times were had and no pigs were harmed in the recording. Thanks...
2022-09-281h 07
The Center CutA Quiet Place w/Now Try This Podcast Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the silent but deadly A Quiet Place. Nick and Marcus of Now Try This podcast joined the guys to quiz them on the middle. Michael hates the youngest child with a fiery passion, hates the fact that everybody is barefoot instead of wearing moccasins, and hates that Lee and Evelyn didn't use protection. Dave, Nick, and Marcus all hate Michael. Shhhh! Thanks for listening! Listen to Now Try This: Apple Podcasts / Twitch Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and n...
2022-08-311h 09
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Euphoria (Season 1) - Sexy Disney Characters Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of Euphoria. This doesn't have a TON to do with that. Really, Michael is just going on vacation to Disney World. But, go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Which Disney World characters would YOU want to grind on? CENTER CHAT! In the Wild Podcast Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo b...
2022-08-2415 min
The Center CutUmbrella Academy (Season 3)Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third season of Umbrella Academy on Netflix. They're back for a second time to gawk over their Annual Award show namesake Luther and question just what the hell is going on. Michael supports Elliot Page but not his hair, Dave is very confident in his Molester Pocket theories, and they both just want to know what kind of sexual deviant plays "Guy in Carpet." Thanks for listening! Use the Code FRIEND and host a podcast! Send us an audio message! Send your...
2022-07-201h 09
The Center CutOutlander (Season 5)Its the 100th episode! But we don't have time for fanfare! Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the fifth season of Outlander. Five seasons in and they still know next to nothing. Michael doesn't like Bree's wedding dress or the cake. Dave apparently loves Outlander now, weird. And, the guys agree that what happened to Claire was awful and its ALL DIANA'S FAULT! CUT IT OUT, DIANA! Thanks for listening! Try AG1 and be like us! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to t...
2022-05-251h 10
The Center CutThe Cabin in the Woods w/Kaye (Unearthed Gems Podcast) Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the genre-bending The Cabin in the Woods. Kaye of the Unearthed Gems podcast joined the show as a last-minute fill in to quiz them on the middle. She did VERY WELL! Michael has a theory...turns out it's wrong. Dave breaks out his Lady Whistledown voice even though we're no longer covering Bridgerton. And Kaye's a true Center Cut aficionado, so she brought the dick talk. Thanks for listening! Try AG1 and be like us! Unearthed Gems Podcast Send us an a...
2022-05-111h 06
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Bridgerton (Season 2) - Mo' Money Vs. No MoneyMichael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the 2nd season of Bridgerton. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather have mo' money, mo' problems or no money, no problems? CENTER CHAT! Try AG1 and be like us! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2022-05-0423 min
The Center CutBridgerton (Season 2) Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of Bridgerton. They just needed to come back and see how high the pile of shit on the Queen's head could get. Michael hates that weird child suitor, Dave can't stop talking about ghost bee dad, and both of them like Kate, or at least the pointiness of her nipples. Oh, and lankier Michael Cera aka new Papa Featherington can fuck right off. RIGHT OFF! Thanks for listening! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode i...
2022-04-271h 04
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Army of the Dead - Zombie Vs. Road HeadMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Army of the Dead and Tyler of The Inner Idiot podcast quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather fight off a zombie or give a man road head? CENTER CHAT! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2022-04-2021 min
The Center CutArmy of the Dead w/Tyler (Inner Idiot Podcast)Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the recent Zack Synder flick Army of the Dead. Tyler of the Inner Idiot podcast joined the guys to quiz them on the middle. Michael's too clean for road head, Dave fights about the integrity of lobster prices, and Tyler just has an everlasting ghost boner...or something like that. In your heaaaaaaad, in your heaa-a-ad, zommmmbay. Thanks for listening! Inner Idiot Podcast Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow u...
2022-04-1349 min
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Singin' In the Rain - Bonus Quiz w/Going TerriblyMichael and Dave watched the middle 30 minutes of Singin' In the Rain with no audio, and the lovely Alice and Doug quizzed them on the ends and quiet parts. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then join the guys and guests for a bonus quiz! CENTER CHAT! Going Terribly Podcast Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2022-04-0620 min
The Center CutSingin' In the Rain w/Going Terribly Podcast Michael and Dave watched the the middle 30 minutes of Singin' In the Rain, with no audio! Alice and Doug have a podcast and it's Going Terribly, and they stopped by to help quiz the guys on the ends and middle without sound. Pumbaa's dad makes a few appearances, people are just getting harassed both on and off ladders, and Gene Kelly's sidekick is never gonna give you up. Thanks for listening! Going Terribly Podcast Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com...
2022-03-3054 min
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Leon: The Professional - Hitman Vs. 12 Twelve Year Olds Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Leon: The Professional and voice actor and model Nate Haskell quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather fight a hitman or a dozen 12 year old girls? CENTER CHAT! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2022-03-2320 min
The Center CutLeon: The Professional w/Nate HaskellMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the cult action flick Leon: The Professional. Voice Actor and model Nate Haskell joined the guys to quiz them on the middle. Nate sniffs like Gary Oldman, Dave can't fathom why the cops fire rockets, and Michael is just obsessed with the weird looking ski masks. But they all agree that young Natalie Portman looks just like Millie Bobby Brown. Thanks for listening! Nate Haskell Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com F...
2022-03-1659 min
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: The 100 (Season 1) - The Ark Vs. Noah's Ark Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the 1st season of The 100. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be aboard the Ark or Noah's Ark? CENTER CHAT! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2022-03-0924 min
The Center CutThe 100 (Season 1)Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of The 100. Michael has a hard on for Henry Ian Cusick, Dave hates Bellamy with a passion, and both of them wanted to see Octavia get taken down by the water snake, if you know I'm what sayin'. All's well that ends without Wells, right? That's a joke about Wells dying, because everything else was too dark to see. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Check out Eastern Crime Zone! Follow u...
2022-03-021h 05
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Aquamarine - Mermaid Vs. UnicornMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Aquamarine and Stephanie and Rachel from Steph and Rach Aren't Funny quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be a mermaid or a unicorn? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2022-02-2321 min
The Center CutAquamarine w/Steph and Rach Aren't Funny Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the mid 2000's preteen girl movie about a mermaid--Aquamarine. Fellow podcaters Steph and Rach from Steph and Rach Aren't Funny joined to quiz the guys on the middle. Dave admits he laughed at one part--sad, and everything else just makes Michael Mer-MAD. But the guys understand the story so well that they're planning a sequel--The Leonard Story. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Steph and Rach Aren't Funny Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|In...
2022-02-1658 min
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Downton Abbey (Series 1) - Titanic Vs. World War IMichael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the 1st season of Downton Abbey. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be aboard the Titanic or fight in World War I? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2022-02-0923 min
The Center CutDownton Abbey (Series 1)Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season (Series? Silly Brits) of Downton Abbey. Bates has a leg up for being Michael's favorite character (which is astonishing given the state of his leg). An interesting wrinkle is that the Dowager Countess is Dave's favorite character--because she's an interesting wrinkle. All jokes aside, the guys both love the show--who would have known?! Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Int...
2022-02-021h 07
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Pee Wee's Big Adventure - Tour de France Vs. Burning Pets Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Pee Wee's Big Adventure and Matt Kelly quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather win the Tour de France or save a bunch of animals from a burning pet store? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2022-01-2624 min
The Center CutPee Wee's Big Adventure w/Matt Kelly (Geekscape, One Hit Thunder podcast) Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the 80's romp Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Lovable geek Matt Kelly joins the guys to spout facts about the movie and quiz them on the middle. Matt reminisces about his childhood, Dave does his best Pee Wee impression, and Michael just wants to connect everything to Freddy Got Fingered--what else is new. One thing they all agree on is that kids on bikes are the worst. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Check out some of...
2022-01-191h 17
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: The Witcher (Season 2) - 3 QuestionsMichael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the 2nd season of The Witcher on Netflix. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: What video game do you want to see made into a TV series? What animal-man hybrid do you want to be? And, what 3 dead people do you want on your dream palace guest list? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Host your website with: Pair Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by...
2022-01-1226 min
The Center CutThe Witcher (Season 2)Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of The Witcher on Netflix. It took 75 episodes, but the boys are back to the dark and twisted world full of monsters, mages, and made up creatures. The names are still ridiculous, the eyes are even more cartoonish, and the nerdery is at an all time high. Strap in, load up your plate with some deer/wolf sushi, and enjoy! Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Ch...
2022-01-051h 02
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Home Sweet Home Alone - McCallister House Vs. Mercer House Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Home Sweet Home Alone and their wives quizzed them. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Which house would you rather break into--The McCallister's or the Mercer's? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2021-12-2927 min
The Center CutHome Sweet Home AloneMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the Disney+ holiday blunder Home Sweet Home Alone. Its a Christmas extravaganza! Wives Ashley and Emily joined the show to quiz the guys on the middle that they didn't watch. Its yet another Hollywood remake...wait...is this a sequel? Is it trying to be the same movie or a different movie? Or is Max The Grinch? Are WE The Grinch? You can put all the best comedic actors in a movie, but that doesn't make it heartwarming. It makes it heartworming. Thanks for listening! Send your...
2021-12-221h 17
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Outlander (Season 4) - James Fraser Vs. Frank RandallMichael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the 4th season of Outlander. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Who would you rather have as a father--James Fraser or Frank Randall? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Make shipping easier with Stamps.com! Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme NEW Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2021-12-1528 min
The Center CutOutlander (Season 4)Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the fourth season of Outlander. We're back again for the season premiere of our third season of our little show. Wowzers. We're in American now, bitches! People die, people get sexually assaulted, and Claire and Jamie just can't not have sex while all the bad stuff is happening around them...what else is new? But remember, digital assault is still assault! Enjoy! Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Make sh...
2021-12-081h 32
The Center CutThe 2nd Annual Golden Gorilla Penis AwardsMichael and Dave close out the second season of the podcast with the 2nd annual Golden Gorilla Penis Awards. So many choices, so little time. Share your favorite memories from the second year and buckle up for another insane new season coming your way in two weeks! We truly do appreciate all of your support throughout the year and can't wait to put more stuff in your ears. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme
2021-11-1725 min
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Under the Silver Lake - 10 Parrots Vs. 1 Skunk Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the trippy Under the Silver Lake with the legendary Shotyme. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather have 10 parrots or 1 skunk? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Make shipping easier with Stamps.com! Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2021-11-1024 min
The Center CutUnder the Silver Lake w/Shotyme Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the parrot-filled wtf-fest Under the Silver Lake. Renaissance man Shotyme joined the show to quiz the guys on the middle that they didn't watch. Is the parrot saying Murderer? Sarah? Hollywood? Bollywood?! It could literally be anything--maybe that's the point. So, load up your pockets with dog biscuits and come swim to death under it all. Thanks for listening, and stay tuned for Season 3 coming soon! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Make shipping easier with Stamps.com!...
2021-11-0357 min
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: You (Season 1) - Stranger Stalker Vs. Known StalkerMichael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of You. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be stalked by a stranger or somebody you know? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Make shipping easier with Stamps.com! Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2021-10-2721 min
The Center CutYou (Season 1)Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of You on Netflix. Penn Badgley, tries in vain to hide his forehead veins and make Beck's life better. Instead he settles on letting her nap--a dirt nap! Benji is everything that is wrong with America/white people, and Claudia is almost as bad of a mom as that Sleepaway Camp aunt. Oh, and FUCK Ron. Man...turns out EVERYBODY sucks. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram|
2021-10-201h 01
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Boogie Nights - Wahlberg Face Vs. Diggler Dick Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the prosthetic penis delivery method Boogie Nights. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather have Mark Wahlberg's face or Dirk Diggler's penis? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Snag an awesome travel bag from Db! Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2021-10-1325 min
The Center CutBoogie NightsMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the 70's porn period piece Boogie Nights. We've said "penis" hundreds of times the past 68 episodes, but this one takes the cake. What do you want from us?! Mark Wahlberg has bad hair, William H. Macy is incredible, and Doc Ock just loves crack and Rick Springfield. All the fun is punctuated with the largest dong we've ever seen (Leprechaun from Leprechaun 4: In Space thankfully kept his hidden)! Thanks for listening! We love food. We love Hello Fresh! (Code: HFAFF80 Offer: $80 Discount ($50 - $20...
2021-10-0644 min
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Outlander (Season 3) - Scotland Vs. Jamaica Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third season of Outlander. They just can't get enough! Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather live in Scotland or Jamaica? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Snag an awesome travel bag from Db! Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2021-09-2922 min
The Center CutOutlander (Season 3) Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third season of Outlander. Third time's a charm, baby! Claire won't let go of the past, Frank won't let go of trying to touch Claire, and the crazy Alligator man and his people won't let go of the dude who beat the crazy lady with a stick. Geilis' body DOES let go of her head. Woof. And, one thing's for certain--the British are cumming. Enjoy! Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twi...
2021-09-221h 07
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: One Hit WondersMichael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the INSANE Midsommar with Punchline bassist and fellow podcaster Chris Fafalios. But this episode has nothing to do with the movie and more to do with Chris' podcast: One Hit Thunder. Go check out the full episode anyway, if you haven't, and then decide: What are YOUR Top 3 One Hit Wonders? CENTER CHAT! Slice up the competition, and your dinner with Misen Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram|
2021-09-1528 min
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Outer Banks (Season 2) - John B Vs. JJ Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the too many boat scene havin' second season of Outer Banks on Netflix. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather date John B or JJ? CENTER CHAT! We love food. We love Hello Fresh! (Code: HFAFF80 Offer: $80 Discount ($50 - $20 - $10) Including Free Shipping on First Box!) Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy I...
2021-09-0122 min
The Center CutOuter Banks (Season 2)Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of the attractive teen (who aren't really teens) Netflix show Outer Banks. From the roofs of the Bahamas to a boring, dirty boat, we traverse many...nope, thats it, thats all we see in our episodes and boy does it make our undercarriages sweaty just thinking about it. John B is even older, Sarah's breasts *somehow* expanded in size, Kiera is a little more disgruntled, Pope is a tiny bit braver, and definitely dirtier, and JJ is still just JJ. Most importantly, though, if you thought...
2021-08-251h 07
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: True Romance - Drug Dealer Vs. Call Girl Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the star-studded Tarantino classic True Romance. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be a drug dealer or a call girl? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Snag an awesome travel bag from Db! Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2021-08-1824 min
The Center CutTrue Romance Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the star studded 90's flick True Romance. Many famous actors loaded the cast, however, only a couple of them graced the ends. Christian Slater's end graced the screen, we got to hear a preview of the Lion King soundtrack, and holy jeez were there a lot of feathers. And if only one thing is for certain, Michael and Dave would both fuck Elvis. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Snag an awesome travel bag from Db...
2021-08-1157 min
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Manifest (Season 1) - Death DateMichael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of Manifest. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you want to know your death date? CENTER CHAT! Even though you may find out its curtains for you and your life, head to Blinds.Com! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2021-08-0425 min
The Center CutManifest (Season 1)Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the potentially resurrected Manifest. NBC originally cancelled this (for good reason?), but #SaveManifest and huge Netflix numbers may have diverted the landing. The guys didn't hate it, but also weren't the biggest fans thanks to cheesy acting, soap opera writing, and Michaela. But, all things work together for good, so focus on the numbers, the pseudo-time travel, and the fact that this show finally answered the Baja Men's age-old question. Thanks for listening! Book your next trip with Omio!
2021-07-2858 min
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: A Clockwork Orange - Prison Vs. Psychological ExperimentMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the previously banned and X-rated Kubrick film A Clockwork Orange with comedian John Bubul. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather go to prison or take part in a psychological experiment? CENTER CHAT! Ease the pain with Relief Factor! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2021-07-2123 min
The Center CutA Clockwork Orange w/John BubulMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the infamous A Clockwork Orange. Comedian Frozen-in-time John Lovitz...err...I mean...John Bubul joined the show to quiz the guys and dole out facts. The guys were yet again tested with sexual assault and passed with flying colors (orange, duh). They learned about each others' psyches, and some definitely-incorrect theories were thrown about. Just stop reading this and come join us, my brothers! Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow John Bubul on Instagram P...
2021-07-1456 min
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Ask Me Anything - Part 2Michael and Dave watched nothing, again! This is the second part of an episode where our listeners delivered us many great (and horrible) questions, and the guys debated. We hope you laugh, we hope you cry, but most of all, we hope you enjoy yourself for a second time. CENTER CHAT! Podcasters: Monetize your podcast with PodGo! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2021-07-0744 min
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Ask Me Anything - Part 1Michael and Dave watched nothing. Our listeners delivered us many great (and horrible) questions, and the guys debated. We hope you laugh, we hope you cry, but most of all, we hope you enjoy yourself. CENTER CHAT! Book your next journey with Omio! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2021-06-3055 min
The Center CutOutlander (Season 2)Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of the Starz time travel book adaptation Outlander. You asked for it, and the guys couldn't deny you. We're an Outlander podcast now, apparently. Great. More time travel, more questionable sexy times, and many more misguided answers to questions about the middle. Enjoy! Thanks for listening! Outlander Trigger Warnings Please buy some: Stickers! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcasters: Monetize your podcast with PodG...
2021-06-231h 26
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Frequency - Firefighter Vs. Police OfficerMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the underrated 2000's flick Frequency with comedian Nick Deez. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer? CENTER CHAT! Book your next journey with Omio! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Please buy some: Stickers! Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcast Logo (and stickers) by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2021-06-1625 min
The Center CutFrequency w/Nick DeezMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the underrated sci-fi film Frequency. Fellow podcaster and comedian Nick Deez joined the show to quiz the guys and make fun of Michael. Michael does not understand how fire works, Dave does not appreciate references to LOST (as always), and Nick sets Michael straight on the Squirt Gun agenda. All of that, AND there's a baby faced Michael Cera in his first role?! Chef's kiss. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow Nick Deez on Instagram/Twitter
2021-06-091h 08
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Jupiter's Legacy - Super Powers at Birth Vs. 20'sMichael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the Netflix series Jupiter's Legacy. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather have super powers at birth or acquire them in your 20's? CENTER CHAT! Save money on saving your eyes with: Baxter Blue! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Please buy some: Stickers! Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcast Logo (and stickers) by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2021-06-0226 min
The Center CutJupiter's LegacyMichael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the semi-popular yet critically maligned new Netflix first season of Jupiter's Legacy. The guys think on Super packages, Utopian's almighty code, and Chloe's damage. Crack open a cold Miller High Life, sell off your stock before Black Tuesday, and get your fightin' pants on, it's time to make fun of how horrible the big bad Blackstar looks. Thanks for listening! Please buy some: Stickers! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram|
2021-05-261h 08
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Dirty Dancing - Dalton Dance Vs. Johnny FightMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the 80's porn for women Dirty Dancing with comedian Kellsie Cara Jones. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather dance with Dalton from Roadhouse or fight Johnny from Dirty Dancing? CENTER CHAT! Use the code POD10 and get some support! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Please buy some: Stickers! Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcast Logo (and stickers) by Cindy Ingeme ...
2021-05-1920 min
The Center CutDirty Dancing w/Kellsie Cara JonesMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the "Star Wars for Girls" flick Dirty Dancing. Comedian and very nice lady Kellsie Cara Jones joins the show to quiz the guys on one of her favorite movies. Michael is obsessed with the watermelons, Dave likes Swayze's dance moves, and Kellsie just hates Neil with a passion. At least we can all agree--Patrick Swayze can GET IT. RIP. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow Kellsie on Instagram! Please buy some: Stickers! Fo...
2021-05-1252 min
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Outlander (Season 1) - Past Vs. FutureMichael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of Outlander. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather travel 300 years into the past or 300 years into the future? CENTER CHAT! Upgrade your Toothbrush Game with Bruush Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Please buy some: Stickers! Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcast Logo (and stickers) by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2021-05-0525 min
The Center CutOutlander (Season 1)Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the Starz time travel book adaptation Outlander. This was suggested by friend of the show Jessica. You know things get wild when there is the first official Center Cut Trigger Warning. There are multiple bouts of dirty castle sex, and we see body parts in many different years. Be ready to be confused! Thanks for listening! Outlander Trigger Warnings Please buy some: Stickers! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on...
2021-04-281h 14
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Joker - Never Laughing Vs. Inappropriate LaughingMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the 2019 hit Joker with friends over at The Toddcast Podcast. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather never laugh again or be forced to laugh at inappropriate times? CENTER CHAT! Save money on saving your eyes with: Baxter Blue! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Please buy some: Stickers! Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcast Logo (and stickers) by Cindy Ingeme Intro...
2021-04-2127 min
The Center CutJoker w/The Toddcast PodcastMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the dark yet popular Joker. New friends Michael and Brad from The Toddcast Podcast joined the show to talk Todd (Phillips). This movie should have been called The Stroker. That's it. That's the episode description. You're going to want to listen to this one. Trust us. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Check out our new homies at: The Toddcast Podcast Please buy some: Stickers! Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram|
2021-04-1459 min
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: The Cat in the Hat - The Cat Vs. The GrinchMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the we-wish-it-was-cancelled The Cat in the Hat. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Who would you rather have as a roommate--The Cat in the Hat or The Grinch? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Please buy some: Stickers! Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcasters: Monetize your podcast with PodGo! Podcast Logo (and stickers) by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2021-04-0716 min
The Center CutThe Cat in the HatMichael and Dave watched the the middle 30 minutes of the best movie of all time, The Cat in the Hat, with no audio. April Fool's! This movie is a hot pile of trash. We hope Dr. Seuss gets a rash, that he has to wash...shit, that doesn't rhyme...stupid English language. The guys get cancelled, Mike Myers ruins what was left of his career, and there's enough green and purple to make any reasonable person vomit. Thing 1 and Thing 2 are horrible creatures, and this movie just needs to be destroyed. Forever. Thanks for listening! Send your...
2021-03-3151 min
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Miami Connection - Motorcycle Gang Vs. Rock BandMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the amazingly bad martial arts movie Miami Connection. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather fight a motorcycle gang or a rock band? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Please buy some: Stickers! Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podgo.co/Clarks: Get that dessert boot, baby Podcast Logo (and stickers) by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2021-03-2419 min
The Center CutMiami Connection w/Cards with Ester and RachelMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the martial arts masterpiece(of shit) Miami Connection. Ester, Rachel, and Theon from Cards With Ester and Rachel suggested the movie to the guys and came along for the ride. There are ninjas EVERYWHERE, on motorcycles and not. Some truly pitiful acting is on display, but it proves entertaining. Many laughs are had, many ninjas are vanquished, and many questions about the actor that plays Jim's dad arise. Is he younger than Jim? Is there time travel? Does it matter? One thing rings true--cocaine and Ramen are friends forever...
2021-03-1756 min
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Riverdale - Drowning Vs. Fire DeathMichael and Dave watched the first and last episode of the CW show Riverdale. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather drown in an icy river or burn to death in a fire? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Please buy some: Stickers! Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podgo.co/Away: You've got bagge, now get luggage! Podcast Logo (and stickers) by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2021-03-1020 min
The Center CutRiverdale (Season 1)Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the CW comic adaptation Riverdale. Are all high schools like this? Archie is hot for teacher, Jughead wears a hat to class, and the whole gang spends more time at lunch or on ice rivers than in class. Michael and Dave disagree on how bad the show is, but they do agree that old Luke Perry is more of a dilf than Skeet Ulrich. They even broach the subject of Cheryl's brooches...or are they brouche's? Thanks for listening! Please buy some: Stickers!
2021-03-031h 06
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: My Best Friend's Wedding - Food Critic Vs. Rich College StudentMichael and Dave watched the first and last episode of the Julia Roberts flick My Best Friend's Wedding. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather marry a food critic or a rich college student? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Please buy some: Stickers! Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podgo.co/Clarks: Get that dessert boot, baby Podcast Logo (and stickers) by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2021-02-2418 min
The Center CutMy Best Friend's WeddingMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the supposed romantic comedy My Best Friend's Wedding. People in the 90's thought this was funny? People actually like Cameron Diaz? People lick ice statue appendages? I Say a Little Prayer I never have to watch this schlock again. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Please buy some: Stickers! Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcasters: Monetize your podcast with PodGo! Make love to your own body with Moon Pod
2021-02-1746 min
The Center CutCENTER CHAT: Bridgerton - Berbrooke Vs. Lady FeatheringtonMichael and Dave watched the first and last episode of the Netflix series Bridgerton. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather marry Lord Berbrooke or have Lady Featherington as your mother? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Please buy some: Stickers! Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcast Logo (and stickers) by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2021-02-1018 min
The Center CutBridgertonMichael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the Netflix book adaption Bridgerton. Michael hates pre-1900's Europe/everything. Dave likes nice teeth, dirty sex, and clothes that don't look like curtains. There's one thing the guys certainly agree on--Berbrooke and Lady Featherington deserve to get run over by a horse and carriage. Why won't these people just close the goddamned door? Thanks for listening! Please buy some: Stickers! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcast Logo...
2021-02-031h 06
The Center CutRoad HouseMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the cult classic Swayze flick Road House. Kiss your attitudes goodbye--this is one silly 80's romp with all the breasts, knife slices, and ridiculous quips you can handle. There weren't as many mustaches as they had accounted for, but for what it lacked this movie made up for it with bolo ties, polar bears, and skinny dipping. Please, for the love of God, just leave your Mercedes at home...what I look like..a valet? Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast...
2021-01-2053 min
The Center CutThe Queen's GambitMichael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the Netflix chess epic The Queen's Gambit. Beth Harmon beats Russians, a janitor, and her drug habit. Many men have sex with Beth, or at least Dave and Michael think so. But really, its all about the wallpaper. It's pretty sweet. Thanks for listening! Please buy some: Stickers! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcast Logo (and stickers) by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2021-01-061h 06
The Center CutBad SantaMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the raunchy un-Christmas romp Bad Santa. Michael complains its too low brow while digging up a "dick pickle" joke he came up with at the age of 12. Dave hates it, but then again, Dave hates everything. Little people are swung around, Billy Bob likes butts, and there is justice for George Flyod. Get those sandwiches ready, it's Center Cut! at the Disco time! Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Please buy some: Stickers! Follow us o...
2020-12-2348 min
The Center CutThis Is Us (Season 1)Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the tear-jerker This Is Us. They tried to kick off the second season with something ridiculous but Michael ended up loving it and David saw some merit and hated the rest. Cries were had, fat jokes were mostly avoided, and the guys called each other names. What else is new? Sounds like the first season all over again, except they also break out their new rating system at the end of episode. Thanks for listening! Please buy some: Stickers! Send your...
2020-12-0959 min
The Center CutThe 1st Annual Golden Gorilla Penis AwardsMichael and Dave close out the first season of the podcast with the 1st annual Golden Gorilla Penis Awards. So many choices, so little time. Share your favorite memories from the first year and buckle up for a raucous new season coming your way in another week! We truly do appreciate all of your support throughout the year and can't wait to put more stuff in your ears. Thanks for listening! Please buy some: Stickers! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram|
2020-12-0222 min
The Center CutHoosiers w/Brad Howe ComedyMichael and Dave were joined by comedian Brad Howe. The guys watched the first and last 15 minutes of the supposed Greatest Sports Movie of All Time 'Hoosiers,' and Brad quizzed them on the middle. While the guys didn't learn much about what happened in the center, they did learn that Brad has a proclivity for the finer things...like Whitesnake. The movie itself is a feel-good, basket-sinking, gay-porn-sounding barn burner, and the guys wouldn't have it any other way. Thanks for listening! Get ready for Season 2, starting December 9, 2020! Please buy some: Stickers! Brad Howe
2020-11-1855 min
The Center CutHannibal (Season 1)Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the infamous "Red Dragon"-inspired Hannibal. The guys question who did what, and what they tasted like. Dave liked the doggos, and Michael wants to see Hugh Dancy nake...wait, what? No children with Asperger's were harmed in the recording of this podcast, or ever. Trust us (but maybe not with your children)! Thanks for listening! Please buy some: Stickers! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram|
2020-11-041h 12
The Center CutSleepaway CampMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the 80's cult slasher Sleepaway Camp. This movie is a pro-pedophilia, dick-having, vomit-inducing, laugher, and we are HERE for it. We meet the craziest mother of all time. Mel, the head of the camp is a fish out of water, and gets sent to the back of the pac,man by Angela and her mad bow skillz. I just can't do this movie justice with words. Just go watch the damn thing. Thanks for listening! Please buy some: Stickers! Billy, the poor fucker who dies, c...
2020-10-2153 min
The Center CutUtopia (Amazon Prime)Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the Amazon Prime version of Utopia. Despite what the Reddit critics spout, this thing is chock full of violence. Its also full of nerds, nerds, and more nerds. John Cusack somehow looks older than Joe Pesci in The Irishman, but he makes good points. Dwight is now Michael, and there's a man named after a restaurant? Color us confused. Somehow, despite all odds, we started working on our Millard Fillmore musical. You're welcome. Thanks for listening! Please buy some: Stickers! Send your feedback and new...
2020-10-071h 08
The Center CutBONUS: AnnouncementMichael and Dave watched nothing. They are here to announce the grand opening of The Center Cut section of the Doodlist Sticker Shop! To start there are four designs, with more to come via pre-order. The Break-line, #GorillaPenis, LOST, and Firefly. All delicious. Help support the show that supports your boring days with weird shit. Please and thank you! Thanks for listening! Buy some: Stickers! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcast Logo (and stickers) by Cindy Ingeme
2020-09-3010 min
The Center CutMulholland Drive w/Damn Fine TVMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the critically acclaimed mindfuck Mulholland Drive! Jasmin and Mells from the Damn Fine TV podcast were along for the ride to offer up their David Lynch expertise to help sort out the middle...nah, that's not possible! There are multiple characters with the same name, and gloomy hobo, and many references to LOST as usual. But, don't break your achy breaky heart, because Billy Ray Cyrus was apparently in this movie and we missed it. This move is interesting to think about, even from our lens...speaking of lens...
2020-09-231h 14
The Center CutPerry MasonMichael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the recently ended first season of the HBO show Perry Mason. There is a dead baby, human penis, and miserable sex with a self-proclaimed 'wetback' who ends up buying Perry's farm--and that's only in the first half of the first episode! There's also pie in pie action, a crazy cult, three actors from LOST, and the guys try to stitch up the middle like those kidnappers stitched up baby Charlie's eyes. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com ...
2020-09-0958 min
The Center CutIdiocracy w/Wack BracketsMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the semi-predictive Mike Judge comedy movie Idiocracy! Mike from Wack Brackets was along for the ride to offer his expertise to help sort out the middle and sway Dave into liking the movie. If you thought 2020 was scary, wait until you see 2505! A reality star is president, fat people rule the world, and people have to gamble to pay for healthcare. If you don't like this episode, fuck you! Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us o...
2020-08-261h 03
The Center CutUmbrella Academy (Season 2)Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of Netflix' Umbrella Academy! 1. They loved it! 2. Bad guys suck at shooting. 3. Diego is less horrible this season! 4. Vanya still sucks (and not just lady parts). 5. Five. 6. Harlan sucks. 7. Time travel is confusing. Thanks for listening! Michael's Worst Car Picture Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
2020-08-121h 06
The Center CutUncut GemsMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the gritty gambling movie Uncut Gems! Adam Sandler won awards for this? Did we watch parts of the wrong movie? He gambles, yells, and has bad teeth. Michael does that shit errrry' day and he gets no awards. And Dave has a lucky rock that he keeps in his pocket and has had a colonoscopy. You don't see him getting any awards! Trash. Pure trash. Go Celtics! Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on T...
2020-07-0846 min
The Center CutBONUS: Sex and the City w/ TFKThis is a Bonus episode! Michael and Dave invited the Thirst For Knowledge guys to the pod! Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the chick flick Sex and the City. The TFK guys watched the entire movie and quizzed the guys on what happened in the middle. Marriages are conceived. Marriages are canceled. Marriages are back on. Middle aged women are confusing. Check out the companion piece to this pod based around Brokeback Mountain on the TFK feed. Thanks for listening! Check out the Thirst For Knowledge episode featuring us: T...
2020-05-0748 min
The Center CutJesus Christ SuperstarMichael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the 1973 rock opera Jesus Christ Superstar! Dave used to go to church before priests molesting little boys became popular again, and Michael once played a man who was molested by a priest in a play. So, yeah, church is maybe not their thing. But singing about pizza and Jesus is! Man, people in the 70's did a lot of drugs...Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube| Podcast L...
2020-04-1544 min
The Center CutBlack SwanMichael and Dave tried something new for the holiday. They watched the middle of the critically acclaimed ballet flick Black Swan...without any audio. One of the hosts dies of Covid-19. April Fool's! The fellas tried to pick something nice to watch, but instead of ballet pink, this movie is all about the....other pink. Dancers gon' dance, harassers gon' harass, and diddlers gon' diddle. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis do the other kind of dancing, all while Nat's mom watches from the doorway. All that, AND Michael and Dave argue about cheeseburgers. Thanks for listening! Send y...
2020-04-0151 min