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Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast93. Going (Hope) SoloIn which Jared bullshits about one (very) important thing in particular. Just listen to the intros and it'll make sense.2023-05-0829 minStuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast92. The PitchIn which we bullshit about, well, nothing. If you catch the title reference, you get a gold star! (And, no, it doesn't mean an actual football pitch but it's a great double entendre.) ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | N/A - Because literally nothing happened SEGMENTS | 1:32 - 49:32 - The usual roundup WRAP UP | 49:32 - 1:07:37 - MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!2023-05-011h 08Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast91. The One Where Arsenal Bottle The Premier League TitleIn which we bullshit about, well, you know. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:45 - 18:13 - Arsenal bottled it SEGMENTS | 18:13 - 56:55 - Some stuff other than Arsenal bottling the title WRAP UP | 56:55 - 1:06:38 - Some jokes and funny stuff that aren't the bottling of the title by Arsenal2023-04-281h 07Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast90. #StelliniOUTIn which we bullshit about Arsenal's title hopes dashed, some British dude who US Soccer hired to make us less incompetent, and minimal discussion about friggin Wrexham. (Are we all tired of that story yet?) ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:53 - 18:13 - Matt Crocker will save us - Absolute bare bones amount of time on Wrexham (srsly we promise) - United securing an ass kicking in a cup final SEGMENTS | 18:13 - 50:18 - Domestic league roundup WRAP UP | 50:18 - 1:12:13 - MLS Corner...2023-04-241h 13Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast89. Okay finally things are back to normalIn which we bullshit about de Gea howlers, Maguire's magnetic bad luck, and some other (almost) equally hilarious insanity that we've been missing in our lives. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:35 - 21:35 - Italy is so Italian - CONCACAF silliness (including the latest installment of the newly named "Continental Clasico" because apparently everything needs to be a "clasico" now) SEGMENTS | 21:35 - 58:55 - European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback (Europa and Conference league were on some combination of fentanyl and horse tranquilizer JFC) WRAP UP | 58:55 - 1:12:36 2023-04-211h 13Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast88. Every episode from here on out is a podcasting final...In which we bullshit about that stupid hyperbole, even stupider owners (wish we had time for Dan Snyder lol), and the stupidest of them all - the New York Red Bulls who for some reason think that the best course of action when one of your players cops to being a racist and saying epithets on the field is to quietly suspend him less games than other dudes have gotten for ripping up officials' cards and then actually say nothing on the subject. Spineless cowards. ---------- TIMESTAMPS (marginally off but not taking the time to...2023-04-171h 19Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast87. tHiS iS rEaL aNd EvErYtHiNg Is CoMpLeTeLy FiNeIn which we bullshit about how it's actually not. Audio technical difficulties so, in the words of the Soup Nazi, NO TIMESTAMPS FOR YOU!2023-04-071h 12Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast86. A shout out to all the actual traveling traveling supporters!In which we bullshit about Roy Hodgson and Sir Alex's beef, Millionarios' early struggles, and a few massive domestic league results since we last recorded. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 2:11 - 5:45 - Erik Ten Hag reveals that he is NOT who people thought he was - Arteta comments on GENDER (careful, Mikel!) - Really, are Hodgson and Sir Alex BEEFING? SEGMENTS | 5:45 - 17:56 - Let's be clear, NO international window garbage here (waste of time) ...2023-04-0127 minStuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast85. The Flying KazakhsIn which we bullshit about all the top international action (but still only barely scratch the surface), pay our respects to great hair (only in CONCACAF), and discover that at some clubs if you're doing really really well by most standards and/or have worked an actual miracle with your dogshit team it's still grounds to be given the sack... ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:51 - 22:31 - Get the sack and get the sack - Absurd payouts from FIFA (to no one's surprise) - Murrican boners and cock teases SEGMENTS | 22:31 - 48:51 - International review (need an updated "Road to Dohahaha" segment) ...2023-03-271h 02Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast84. The real March MadnessIn which we bullshit about UEFA club competition draws, the upcoming international window, and the non-college basketball insanity that took place this past weekend. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:56 - 25:12 - The draws (and NOW Napoli are shoe-ins to win Champs League) - CONCACAF Nations League (let's fucking go) SEGMENTS | 25:12 - 51:26 - Domestic league round up (Bayern AND PSG both lost?!) WRAP UP | 51:26 - 1:08:36 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!2023-03-201h 09Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast83. Have we said this before? Eff Danielle and Claudio ReynaIn which we bullshit about Linekergate, the insanity out of Spain, and of course the weekend's MLS action. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 2:03 - 18:46 - BBC Match of the Day controversy (pronounced Britishly as con-TRAH-vesy) - FFSM seriously screw you Reynas SEGMENTS | 18:46 - 54:58 - Domestic league roundup f/ Jared Reback - Get the sack or a pat on the back WRAP UP | 54:58 - 1:07:39 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!2023-03-131h 08Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast82. V normal podcast episodeIn which we bullshit about the enigmatic Scott Parker, the anomaly that is Chelsea, and lucky #7, amongst other items. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:43 - 23:03 - Including crime corner, Scott Parker fired from Scott Parker's Club Brugge, and blame Canada SEGMENTS | 23:03 - 50:41 - European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback including a smorgasborg of Champions League, Europa League, and Conference League WRAP UP | 50:41 - 1:02:33 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!2023-03-101h 03Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast81. A pointless trophy was won by a team we hate and now we're forced to talk about itSo I guess we have to acknowledge them in some way?  Congrats on lifting the trophy for the most reviled competition on the face of the planet that is constantly the butt of jokes and object of derision from basically every team and fan.  It's just so cool how you don't care about what people think and can celebrate *anything*.  You do you! ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 2:00 - 21:14 - Klinsmann hired for South Korea job (confirmation we live in a bizarro world) - Carabao Cup final (ugh) - Upd...2023-02-271h 05Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast80. Great Scott!Not sure how the Back to the Future theme came about, but there you have it.  H/t to none other than Jared Reback for picking up the slack as I shirked my podcasting responsibilities to be a responsible homeowner. ---------- TIMESTAMPS INTRO | 1:43 - 24:33 - Women's international football - Old men stop playing playing for their national teams - F Leeds - RIP John Motson LEGEND SEGMENTS | 24:33 - 55:17 - European Roundup (three, count 'em, THREE European competitions) WRAP UP | 55:17...2023-02-241h 10Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast79. AI is terrifyingAnd weird that the episode we allow to be hosted by chatGPT is the same one that crashes my computer as I’m trying to edit. Hmm! So doing it on my phone now and not going to take the time for time stamps, so this is it! Thanks a lot, Bill Gates!!2023-02-1757 minStuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast78. In the famous words of Bill O'Reilly...Fuckin thing SUCKS! ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:35 - 25:40 - Sucking SEGMENTS | 25:40 - 47:15 - More sucking WRAP UP | 47:15 - 1:00:35 - Unbelievably even more sucking2023-02-131h 01Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast77. The world really has gone madInexperienced young players are going for nine figures and Saudi Arabia is trying to sponsor the women's World Cup.  WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:50 - 28:10 - Some Murrican news including Marsch's WRONG AND UNFAIR sacking - City and FFP (here's my shocked face) SEGMENTS | 28:10 - 1:08:30 - Domestic league round up f/ Jared Reback - Rumors and Here We Gos (prob the wildest January window of all time) WRAP UP | 1:08:30 - 1:20:00 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners ...2023-02-061h 21Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast76. Saved by LampsWe actually were.  Not something Everton can say though hiyooooo!  That's how we start it off and plow through some pretty milquetoast results, if we're being honest, and close it out with warm fuzzies and funnies. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:41 - 13:39 - Frank Lampard SACKED - McBride OUT too (although out of what, we're not sure) SEGMENTS | 13:39 - 42:23 - Domestic league roundup f/ Jared Reback WRAP UP | 42:23 - 55:01 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!2023-01-2356 minStuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast75. [Insert witty episode title here.][Insert witty description here.  Sorry y'all, I gotta run lol) ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:28 - 25:33 - Sad news, bad news corner - Camp Cupcake - Bonus topics! SEGMENTS | 25:33 - 58:16 - Week roundup - Get the sack / pat on the back - Rumors and Here We Gos WRAP UP | 58:16 - 1:07:17 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!2023-01-201h 08Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast74. What do Andres Guardado and Love Island have in common?They're both things we actually exert time and energy discussing on this podcast episode, because that's the world we live in. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:39 - 19:49 - Gareth Bale retires (the end of an era!) - Christian Pulisic is made of glass - Noel La Graet is a son of a bitch - Drama in Africa (here's my shocked face) SEGMENTS | 19:49 - 57:04 - Major everything round up - Rumors and Here We Gos (triumphant return) WRAP UP | 57:04 - 1:09:392023-01-131h 10Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast73. D****lle and C***dio Reyna are basically VoldemortAnd other things football related.  Could've honestly done a full length feature on the topic but we hold ourselves back to bring you, the traveling supports, all the hot takes and banter from football around the world that you all wait for with bated breath for on a daily basis. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:39 - 33:48 - God damn it, fuck those assholes - Random news SEGMENTS | 33:48 - 59:00 - Roundup of...a mixed bag of leagues and cup competitions and also nothing in some countries W...2023-01-061h 12Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast72. THE STUCK IN DERBYJared and I turn off the heated rivalry for a few minutes to record today as our teams prepare to go head to head in a top of the table clash in the Premier League!  Arsenal top and Newcastle third in a massive January fixture - you'd have called us crazy even just a year ago if we said that would happen.  Lineups just in and now just trying to finish typing the end of this sentence so I can do the timestamps and then click publish and finish this damn pod haha ---------- TIMESTAMPS...2023-01-031h 11Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast71. Breaks are for the weakJust like the high school football coach who holds mandatory three-a-days and doesn't give water breaks because it's a "sign of weakness," the traveling supporters are whipping me and Jared to produce content, and we have no choice but to comply.  Can only imagine how these players are feeling... ---------- TIMESTAMPS Topics-ish / typing up loose ends | 2:01 - 15:46 - Including Benzema retiring and Brazil are still ranked #1 somehow lol World Cup review | 15:46 - 53:16 - 3PG and the final WOW Wrap up | 53:16 - 1:10:39 - Impromptu S...2022-12-201h 11Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast70. God bless us, every one.Thank you, St. Nick!  We've been so lucky with the past month of international football and now the dream final - and, like my typical experience in bed, Christmas really did come early. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 2:07 - 20:17 - Update on Grant Wahl - Sackings and retirements SEMIFINAL REVIEW | 20:17 - 36:49 - Argentina v Croatia - Morocco v France WRAP UP | 36:49 - 51:39 - 3PG and Final predictions - OGOTD / stoppage time winners2022-12-1652 minStuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast69. V nice World Cup review and MORESorry y'all, just couldn't swing the pod from 8000 miles away!  What was everyone up to for the last two weeks?? To make it up to you - we have the review of your dreams and, overall, a pod episode that (while super rushed because I'm v busy) we hope would do Grant proud.   ---------- TIMESTAMPS Grant (and some of my Qatar experience) | 1:39 - 15:45 Extremely tardy group stage review | 15:45 - 50:04 Knockout stage review (and expedited wrap up) | 50:04 - 1:13:552022-12-131h 14Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast68. The One With The World CupThis can serve as my last will and testament.  Wish I had been funnier, and not given all my stuff to Jared. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:46 - 15:14 - Random news (usual World Cup stuff but also Ivan Toney needs to call 1-800-GAMBLER) SEGMENTS | 15:14 - 48:16 - The Road to Dohaha (including how we think the US will line up on Monday) WRAP UP | 48:16 - 1:12:28 - Superlative Starting XIs - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!2022-11-171h 13Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast67. What the hell is a Hoosier? U don't even know!Fixture congestion getting to all of us. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS / SEGMENTS | 2:02 - 33:12 - Domestic league roundup (because, yes, they were still playing a week away from the World Cup) - The Road to Dohaha (Groups E and F previews) WRAP UP | 33:12 - 1:02:50 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!2022-11-141h 03Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast66. Satan starter kitAnchor keeps crashing my computer when I try to edit so fuck it we’ll do it here on the app! A tad limiting so this is all you get 😘2022-11-1159 minStuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast65. Corben fookin BoneSeriously, screw that guy.  His dad pushed me in a Frisco, Texas restaurant after his son's team lost in the College Cup and I'm still hanging on to that, and blame Corben himself.  Maryland with the last laugh in that one, obviously - 2008 champs!  What does this have to do with the podcast?  Nothing, really.  Or does it??  You'll just have to listen. ---------- TIMELINE TOPICS | 1:36 - 15:06 - European competition draws - Which nation-state will buy Liverpool? - Huzzah more injuries (but some bright spots!) SEGMEN...2022-11-071h 17Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast64. Nintendo......sixty FOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Lol and we actually nailed the episode timer at 64 minutes.  Completely meant to do that, yessiree Bobarooer! ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:35 - 15:28 - Pique's not so shock retirement - FIFA hypocrisy and self-contradiction *shrug* - moar injuries :( SEGMENTS | 15:28 - 45:20 - European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback including: -- Champs League final group review -- Europa and Conference League silliness WRAP UP | 45:20 - 64:23 - Superlative Starting XIs - OGOTD / stoppage time winners2022-11-041h 05Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast63. BooBeing not scary is the new scary. ---------- TIMESTAMPS INTRO | 1:31 - 13:56 - Messi to Inter Miami (yeah okay) - Portland Thorns are your NWSL champs! SEGMENTS | 13:56 - 52:36 - Domestic league roundup WRAP UP | 52:36 - the end - MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback - Random College Soccer Shout - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!2022-10-311h 07Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast62. Blowing through nap timeNext time, I'll drink an extra juice box and have the energy to do a better pod. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:48 - 21:25 - Barca out (so now we have to hear more about the Super League) - Indeed, more injuries - Neymar exonerated (from legal charges, not his play-acting on the field) SEGMENTS | 21:25 - 58:13 - European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback WRAP UP | 58:13 - 1:12:25 - MLS Corner (it's almost over, I promise) - OGOTD / stoppage time winners ...2022-10-281h 13Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast61. Another doozyAnd to think we used to do full length interviews, too! ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:36 - 11:43 - Balon d'or (who cares) - A few more injuries (make it stop!) SEGMENTS | 11:43 - 39:33 - There was some football played WRAP UP (lol) | 39:33 - 1:20:57 - "Weird career path" Superlative Starting XIs - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir!2022-10-211h 22Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast60. Don't worry, Benzema wonAnd if you disagree just press your call button and Tommy here will come back there and hit you on the head with a tackhammer. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:58 - 11:03 - Mbappe is a weiner (and got booed earlier on the Balon d'Or red carpet, good riddance) - Pre-Qatar injuries (yes, more of them) SEGMENTS | 11:03 - 53:28 - Domestic league roundup (chucked MLS and NWSL in there because Murrica) WRAP UP | 53:28 - 1:06:49 - OGOTD / stoppage time winners - Au revoir! 2022-10-171h 07Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast59. We're having a good timeAnd we lost track of it, sorry!  Quit reading this and just get to it, already... (Also, will start posting links to mentioned highlight reels after timestamps.  You're welcome.) ---------- TIMESTAMPS (you'll need them) TOPICS | 1:39 - 23:52 - Women's soccer (trending in the right and wrong direction at the same time) - Mbappe WTF - More (ugh) pre-World Cup injuries SEGMENTS | 23:52 - 1:01:24 - European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback WRAP UP | 1:01:24 - 1:35:46 - Superlative Starting XIs (Biggest Transfer Flops XI...2022-10-141h 36Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast58. We can see the futureAnd we'll prove it to you on this very episode.  (Jk jk more like even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and again...) Oh, also - Superlative Starting XIs were a SMASHING success, so we'll be doing those weekly from now on.  Get your suggestions in now and see if we use yours for the show: stuckinafarmersleaguesoccerpod@gmail.com (seriously) ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:45 - 18:10 - Euro 2024 draw (find out which Pot 1 team was unlucky enough to draw the under-potted Scots!) - More injuries (here's our sh...2022-10-101h 21Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast57. Eating seeds as a pastime activityThere might be some MLS in the intro but, don't worry, that's all you'll have to suffer through in this pod.  Plenty of other less pointless stuff to banter about.  Also, who said you can't teach an old dog new tricks?  Got a new segment inspired by the traveling supporters.  Enjoy! When I became the sun, I shone life into the men's hearts... ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:57 - 26:48 - The Yates Report (brace yourselves) - More fucking tear gas at a football game leads to unnecessary deaths ...2022-10-071h 16Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast56. Our 56th podcast episodeWe don't do "thoughts and prayers" here on the greatest soccer podcast in the history of the world but we most definitely our hearts go out to those pointlessly injured and killed in the Indonesian tragedy this past weekend.  Almost unbelievable scenes out of Java, and a senseless and pointless loss of life. And, with that in mind, keeping it all in perspective, we must soldier on to report the goings on in the rest of the football world, as difficult as it might be to do given the circumstances.  Thankfully we have our good ol' reliable Ma...2022-10-031h 16Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast55. Save us, Oprah Winfrey!So fucking tilted right now.  We delay the exercise in masochism for as long as we can but eventually have to pop off about the US men's national team.  Some gems in the UEFA Nations League and some hilarious international friendlies before we finally talk about Triple G and his squad.  (More like Triple X because it's so explicit[ly terrible] to watch, amirite??) ---------- TIMESTAMPS UEFA Nations League | 1:52 - 45:47 Including: - Plenty of Ronaldo hate (and we didn't even talk about his wittle bwoody nose WAAAAAAAHHH) - W...2022-09-281h 33Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast54. Murrican mega wet noodleTitle says it all.  Yet another uninspired, lackluster performance from the USMNT.  Still love them to death but at what point is this becoming an abusive relationship... No timestamps needed today lol basically we talk UEFA Nations League for a bit and then cry about this pitiful game for about 20 minutes and then try to have a laugh toward the end.2022-09-2341 minStuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast53. A mountain out of a mole hillHere at Stuck In, the greatest soccer podcast in the history of the world, would you expect anything less than for your venerable hosts to make chicken salad out of a chicken shit weekend?  We serve you, the traveling supporters, and aim to please.  Now start telling more people about the podcast, ya clowns. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:42 - 22:15 - Some brutal injuries on the cusp of this September international window - JFC more racism in football (so tired of this) SEGMENTS | 22:15 - 1:03:45 - Domestic league ro...2022-09-191h 16Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast52. We'll probably be forced to drink hemlock after this oneEvery other podcast that you have ever listened to up until this point was nothing more than a shadow dancing on a wall, emerge from your false reality.  An episode that Socrates (no, not that one) would be proud of... ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:44 - 30:36 - A topic of utmost urgency (last minute add, this will BLOW your mind) - September international window selections (featuring US and England) - Todd Boehly's big swingin' dick - Oh yeah and an update on the Paul Pogba thing lol2022-09-161h 14Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast51. No Prem, no problemTotal shock for Brits, I know, but the world does not revolve around them and the rest of the football world carried on - so still plenty of great content and bants for your good ol' favorite soccer podcasters. ---------- TIMESTAMPS TOPICS | 1:50 - 42:43 - More postponements (and their knock on effect) - Domestic league roundup (the usual suspects plus a bonus and it's not the Turkish Super Lig!) SEGMENTS | 42:43 - 53:45 - MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback (spoiler alert: plenty of NYCFC hate, and very much...2022-09-121h 03Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast50. OMG Rob Green's fingerAn almost Queen Elizabeth-less podcast.  Almost. ---------- TIMESTAMPS Topics | 1:38 - 12:58 - Britain postpones play this weekend (while literally all other sports keep everyone as scheduled) - Booze (FIFA and Miles Robinson whaaaaat) - US Open Cup (American domestic soccer but at least it's not MLS) Segments | 12:58 - 54:18 - European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback (a LOT of nonsense) - Get the sack or get the sack (or get the sack or get a pat on the back) Wrap up | 54:18 - 1:07:232022-09-091h 08Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast49. Come for the VAR hate, stay for the UrinateGateThe title says it all.  More related than you think - both include nuts hidden away from the world that discharge icky stuff that no one likes but you're forced to swallow anyway.  Enjoy... ---------- TIMESTAMPS Topics | 1:47 - 17:12 - VAR sux (or does it?) - Champs League preview (maybe wait until tomorrow to listen so you can point and laugh at all of our shit predictions) Segments | 17:12 - 51:22 - Domestic league roundup - MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback Wrap up | 51:22 - 1:06:13...2022-09-051h 07Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast48. Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bangA cookie for anyone who catches that reference.   Deadline day was just the tip of the iceberg of footballing shenanigans!  Enjoy this one on the Friday commute home for anyone who still actually works in an office... ---------- TIMESTAMPS Topics | 1:42 - 33:52 - Your usual witch doctor business - A footballer gets robbed again - Mid-week domestic league round up Segments | 33:52 - 52:47 - Rumors and Here We Gos (with some that *just* missed and others that got flat out rejected) ...2022-09-021h 01Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast47. Just start calling us "MLS Central"As you can see, we're resorting to any gimmick for increased listenership - and this is our riskiest gambit yet!  Bold strategy, Cotton, let's see how it plays out for them... ---------- TIMESTAMPS Topics | 1:50 - 37:50 - A massive domestic league roundup (and omg there's like a thousand games mid-week coming up) Segments | 37:50 - 57:15 - Arsenal / Newcastle (should be renamed to "Jared finds creative new ways to say he doesn't care and that he's not a supporter) - MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback (fuck yeah!) 2022-08-291h 08Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast46. A moot pointAt least me and UEFA are calibrated on something lol a "moot point" is kind of how I feel about writing this description right now haha so just press play. ---------- TIMESTAMPS Topics | 1:43 - 29:08 - UEFA Champions League draw (all predictions guaranteed to be wrong or your money back) - City v Barca (a friendly in late August??) - And we randomly talk about a retired referee for a few minutes Segments | 29:08 - 59:01 - Domestic Disturbance f/ Jared Reback - European...2022-08-261h 04Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast45. You just got MARSCH'DIt's called "soccer," bitches!  Make sure you lock the door and listen to this one alone, guaranteed to produce some embarrassing pant tents.  And only one mention of "the club who shall not be named." ---------- TIMESTAMPS Stuff about America | 1:47 - 26:47 Non-American stuff (with some Murrica sprinkled in) | 26:47 - 1:18:002022-08-221h 20Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast44. Just a ho-hum week in the footballing worldSike!  Plenty to talk about and, as always, there's one club hogging all the attention.  Starting to get pretty old... ---------- TIMESTAMPS Topics | 1:47 - 23:25 - The ghost of Mike Dean - Most recent FIFA silliness - Billionaires buying football clubs Segments | 23:25 - 53:25 - European Nonsense - MLS Corner Featuring Jared Reback (the long awaited debut!) - Rumors and Here We Gos Wrap up | 53:25 - 1:05:14 - OGOTD (shoving that here to balance things out because, just li...2022-08-191h 06Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast43. Like shootin' fish in a barrelThe hardest thing about this episode was restraining ourselves from spending the entire hour talking about you know what.  We hope you'll enjoy this as much as your average Ghanaian UTV news anchor... ------------ TIMESTAMPS Topics | 1:45 - 16:36 - I mean, come on. Segments | 16:36 - 55:57 - Domestic league roundup (a brand new "segment" and obviously featuring Jared Reback) - Rumors and OGOTD (sorry I had to mail it in toward the end) Wrap up | 55:57 - 1:00:58 - Stoppage time winners - A...2022-08-151h 01Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast42. Rabiot is Rabiot is RabiotWe're in mid-season form (except for our sign off) and absolutely crushing it, almost as much as United and Barca are crushing the transfer window.  A fun one leading up to the big weekend where we'll get a smorgasborg of football from all the (important) leagues now that everyone is playing.  Vamos! (H/t the big-J journalist Philippe Auclair for the Rabiot reference)   ---------- TIMESTAMPS Topics | 2:08 - 18:20 - FIFA / Qatar World Cup incompetence (here's my shocked face) - More MLS stanning! (rightfully earning its place as a ful...2022-08-121h 05Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast41. Right where we left off...Hello!  We know, we know - it's completely out of the blue, but we promise there's a good explanation.  Everything you need to know in the intro so just listen and get back to enjoying the greatest soccer podcast in the history of the world. ---------- TIMESTAMPS Topics | 2:30 - 42:55 - A full dose of United schadenfreude (back to business as usual) - Domestic league round up (for all the try-hards who already started playing the first weekend of August) Segments | 42:55 - 1:06:55 - Arsenal / Newcastle (this is...2022-08-081h 16Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast40. AFCON BABY!Let listeners know what your episode is about - AFCON Write an episode description that includes certain keywords - AFCON Oh yeah, and some other stuff happened but mostly - AFCON2022-01-111h 08Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast39. Slapped something together real quick for yaCraftsmanship a 2/10 but still the usual 10/10 of entertainment.  Please don't be mad that a fantasy football league for the Africa Cup of Nations took priority over you, our beloved and adored traveling supporters.  Or be mad, whatever. -------------------- TIMESTAMPS Topics | 1:47 - 18:20 - Ed Woodward has left the building (almost) - A hidden Arsenal block (with not one, not two, but three stories related to my GUNNERS) Segments | 18:20 - 45:07 - Domestic League roundup (just Italy, sad face) - Rumors and Here We Gos ...2022-01-0646 minStuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast38. YES PHIL JONES YES FUCKING HELL YES PHIL JONESYou guys, you guys!  Phil fucking Jones!!  That is all. Oh yeah, and we talk about some other stuff but dude PHIL JONES!!!  I think this is the happiest I have ever been in my life and now I can die peacefully.  Only half joking... ---------- TIMESTAMPS Topics | 2:10 - 53:24 - Phil Jones block (2:10 - 17:08) - PL Top 4 (17:08 - 40:10) - Et alii (40:10 - 53:24) Segments | 53:24 - 1:19:40 - Rumors / Here We Gos (plenty of Big Dike energy) - Sack / back (the triumphant retu...2022-01-041h 20Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast37. Out like a lamb...2021 is done and dusted, good riddance!  Our New Year's resolution is to stop missing deadlines and leaving the traveling supporters hanging in suspense, desperately waiting, their buttholes quivering, for the next pod to drop.  We'll come into 2022 like a lion finishing his power load, we promise! Enjoy and please spread the love!! -------------------- TIMESTAMPS 2:00 - 17:15 | Topics - AFCON BABY - Joao Cancelo gets beat up (but you should see the other guy[s]) - A Communist state tells its athletes what to do 17:15...2021-12-3149 minStuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast36. De facto winter breakWe knew all the boxes on Boxing Day were supposed to be empty but the football?  All Premier League goals and entertainment crammed into two games while everyone else stumbled through the day and, surprise surprise, a bunch of the games were postponed.  So little to talk about we had to begrudgingly discuss transfer rumoUrs and even had to bring up the Turkish Super Lig again, and still nothing there... No timestamps for our shortest pod ever.  Here's to better and brighter days in 2022!  Enjoy and spread the love!!2021-12-2846 minStuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast35. I was gonna drop a pod...…but then I got high.  It was a Festivus for the rest of us to remember as Jared and I recorded in the afternoon and I was melting into my couch by the early evening, and yeah well Afroman was right so I failed to deliver on our usual Thursday release day.  To top it all off, here I am now at 4 AM wide awake and figured I might as well just do it now.  (Because on Christmas you tell the truth, right?)   Enjoy it, ya filthy animals!  Be safe and stay healthy, and spread the love!! T...2021-12-241h 21The DialcastThe DialcastMike MastrantuonoMike, an American Dial Square fan, joins Adam and Chris on the Dial Cast for a Christmas Special. The boys get to know Mike, hear about his love for football and recent love for Dial, as well as bringing some Christmas cheer throughout the pod. Mike hosts his own podcast called 'Stuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast,' - give it a listen to get to know your fellow Dial fan more. Merry Christmas all and a Happy New Year! UTD!!2021-12-2327 minStuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast34. This is fine. We are okay with the events that are unfolding currently. Things are going to be okay.With the world burning down in front of our very eyes - what else would we do with our lives except argue about the merits of VAR (even though we're not a VAR podcast HARUMPH!), make jokes about Newcastle United, and talk to a philosophy professor about something as trivial as the French domestic league?  You might think there are more important things going on in the world so we shouldn't be wasting our time on this rubbish - and you'd probably be right - but I think there's one thing we can all agree on, and that is s...2021-12-211h 29Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast33. Worst. Episode. Ever.Simpsons did it! And so did we.  And by "did it" we mean talk for 90 minutes about nothing, and somehow it's still mildly entertaining.  As the popular videos say - "wait for it."  Pod wraps up in historic fashion!  Hope you enjoy and, as always, please tell a friend! TIMESTAMPS: 1:41 - 34:56 | Topics - Everyone is getting Covid - The Arab Cup is actually incredible - UEFA Nations League draw (which includes the death-iest group of death ever) - A retirement an un-retirement (of sorts) 34...2021-12-171h 35Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast32. Blame United!It's as if the soccer podcast gods listened to our pathetic pleas for content - and delivered!  Just about to pack it in and close up shop but then we get a botched Champs League knockout stage draw - and with Manchester United at the heart of it.  Phew, that was close... Enjoy the pod, ya filthy animals!  And please spread the love!! TIMESTAMPS: Topics | 1:51 - 59:36 - UEFA nonsense and hilarity (1:51 - 18:56) - Domestic league roundup (18:56 - 59:36) Segments | 59:36 - 1:20:31 - How We Feel About Being Ars...2021-12-131h 21Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast31. The world turned upside downThis is fine, nothing to see here!  Don't worry, no one is getting Covid anymore and all the games went off as planned!! Also, games are never fixed and everyone has decided to behave themselves so players aren't getting ridiculous red cards and fans aren't invading the pitch anymore - all is well!!! Just kidding and on some level thank goodness because, without it, we'd have nothing to talk about - especially since Manchester United are competent again and Portuguese teams are somehow doing good. TIMESTAMPS Topics | 1:48 - 17:48 - T...2021-12-101h 20Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast30. Better late than neverListen to intro.  Enjoy the meaningless Champs League games today!2021-12-071h 15Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast29. Lewandoski got JOBBED......two years in a row!  Only saving grace is that Chrissy Pants finished 6th.  (And isn't petty about it at all, as expected.)  And Messi wins again *rolling eyes emoji* We probably could've spent all day arguing about that but, as your loyal servants, we go around the horn entirely and touch on everything from the mid-week domestic action, women's international soccer, and the Peruvian first (and second) divisions to deliver the finest in football podcast content!   Enjoy and please spread the love!!2021-12-021h 14Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast28. When it rains, it pours...Poor Portugal...said no one ever!  Jared and I enjoy an extra serving of that Portuguese schadenfreude like it was homemade stuffing and mashed potatoes with gravy on Thanksgiving Day - which, thank goodness for us, is just another Thursday in the rest of the world and football continues to be played and we are graced with hilarious storylines and results.  Hope you enjoy this episode at least more than you did awkward conversation on a holiday that commemorates the killing of neighbors and the theft of their land!2021-11-291h 12Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast27. GOBBLE GOBBLEIn our endless subservient quest to satisfy the traveling supporters, Jared and I have pushed back our Thanksgiving plans today and carved out (see what I did there) some time to do a special, holiday version of the pod.  And by "special" I mean normal and "holiday version" I mean I made a terrible pun at the beginning of the episode and never mentioned anything Thanksgiving Day related again. Enjoy over the long weekend and please spread the love! TIMESTAMPS The pod | start - finish2021-11-251h 23Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast26. The moment we've all been waiting for...Hell yes, it finally happened!  But this also plunges the pod into an existential crisis, so not sure how to feel now... TIMESTAMPS (None because Ole is out and we have nothing to talk about anymore.)2021-11-221h 19Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast25. Blame Canada!We said it once during the pod and it's one of the best South Park running jokes so yeah it's the title.  And also somehow I'm sure we can blame Canada for the USA's lackluster performance against Jamaica... The World Cup Finals picture is coming a bit more into focus and we give you all the latest, most current, and hardest hitting updates!  Enjoy and please spread the love!! TIMESTAMPS The whole thing | Topics plus segments AND stoppage time winners / au revoir!2021-11-201h 45Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast24. DOS A CERODOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO...2021-11-161h 13Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast23. *THE* interview of the CENTURY (special worldwide exclusive)Ugh, even jokingly putting out a click bait title makes me cringe.  Not sure how like the entire Internet does it on the reg and without reservation whatsoever. As mentioned like a thousand times, we finally brought back interviews...and how!  International break and none of the games starting until this evening so doing just a straight up interview special episode.  Don't worry, you'll get to listen to me and Jared weep tears of inconsolable sadness on Monday when we get back on schedule and will indubitably be lamenting our pathetic loss to Mexico from Friday.  Enjoy and...2021-11-111h 07Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast22. IS THIS REAL LIFE??Like David of "after dentist" fame, we're kind of questioning our reality in today's episode.  Including, but not limited to, that now the two biggest clubs in the world are led by former club legends with minimal managerial experience amidst shambolic financial and otherwise situations, Wake Forest football is (ahem, was) top 10, and the fact that more than a combined twelve seconds has been spent on the MLS for not one but two consecutive episodes. Enjoy and please tell a friend!  (And please pretend I cheekily put an audio clip from that video at the end instead of...2021-11-081h 10Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast21. We're baaaaaaaaaack!The long-awaited, eagerly anticipated, and, above all, TRIUMPHANT return of the greatest soccer podcast in the history of the world.  I promise I'll never again put curtains ahead of our beloved traveling supporters.  Here's a doozy for you - plenty of recap plus the usual mid-week rubbish.  Enjoy and please tell a friend!  (But don't tell them we ghosted y'all for a fortnight lol) TIMESTAMPS 0:00 - 35:00ish | Topics - Manchesthaha LOLnited - FIFA wtf - And much, much more! 35:00ish - the end | Segments and stoppage time winn...2021-11-041h 37Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast20. V busy, no time for witticismsNo time for timestamps either, just listen!2021-10-1949 minStuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast19. Hop in the DeLoreanWe turn the dial up to 1.21 gigawatts and things get weird.  Either we're stuck in (get it??) some twilight zone time warp or some circle of hell where we're forced to replay the same soccer movie over and over.  Not sure what year it is (or even what sport - guy's making American football references over here) but still able to deliver yet another flawless and incredible podcast episode to the traveling supporters.  Also, I come perilously close to losing my co-host over TSwift... Hope you'll enjoy and thanks for listening!  Tell a friend and spread the love...2021-10-141h 27Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast18. Who's chopping onions in here?!We're a shambles today as country after country are eliminated from World Cup 2022 qualification and the teardrops flow freely.  Oh and, not to mention, one of our best little buddies - who also happens to be our award winning Ligue UNH lead correspondent - had his wedding this past weekend and we get a little sentimental about that.  Hope you can find the actual useful commentary and analysis somewhere in there... Couple of audio snafus (some of which I corrected but some of which I left in for fun lol) - but not enough to detract from th...2021-10-111h 26Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast17. WTF another international break?!Welp, that was a quick turnaround!  Just when everyone was getting settled back into domestic league action, another set of international fixtures comes seemingly out of nowhere - maybe Arsene Wenger is onto something with that new schedule and only two of these windows per year... I am begrudged to say the least, as I'm forced to recognize Portuguese superiority (begrudgingly, to be clear) and allow for a "preview" on the pod (also begrudgingly).  Only bright spot is that we're actually getting a ton of these fucking ass hats out of the women's game. Enjoy an...2021-10-0755 minStuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast16. Just two meat sims tryna make an honest living in this rough and tumble podcast world...Oh, just stop - I can hear it now.  Y'all are madder than Buster Bluth when Lucille blows through naptime just because we've skipped over another interview.  Don't worry, it's fine - the world will still turn (even all the blue stuff, which is the land).  To overcompensate, we've ratcheted the United hate up to an 11/10.  Just leaning into it at this point... Plus, a few random shouts for youth soccer in America, the epic return of pizza parties, and veritable Ligue UNH madness!  Don't want to miss this one, for realsies. TIMESTAMPS 2:03 - 53...2021-10-041h 24Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast15. Happy International Podcast Day!And, oh boy, have we got a special episode for the occasion!  Enough Champs League banter to fill up both of your earholes.  No interview so we could cover a mid-week slate that had so much incompetence, so much upset, and so much WTF - and even though United won we still find a way to make them feel shitty about it.  And we (kind of) give Portugal some "props" as the kids say. -------------------- TIMESTAMPS 1:49 - 17:49 Topics including: - A Sheriff Tiraspol boner killer (maybe) - Barcelona FC are...2021-09-301h 22Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast14. And the "Most Shambolic Club Award" goes to......well you'll just have to listen to find out!  Although, I'll tell you up front, we don't actually come to any conclusions - except that Jared's NYCFC hate trilogy is up there with The Godfather and probably even the prequels.  IYKYK Topics including a dick measuring contest between Barca and Derby County, plus a comprehensive, thorough, and super informative roundup of European domestic leagues.  Yet another great interview and some classic segments including CHOTW and OGOTD.   Also, Champs League back in action this week but no preview - we don't do that here.  You can make...2021-09-271h 28Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast13. The Snark is strong with this oneThe goings on in football this past week have got us all hot and bothered!  No interview so you get a full on Snark battle between me and Jared about pretty much everything that happened in the entire world. Mike: (pulls out Snark) Jared: "I see your Snark is as big as mine.  Now let's see how well you handle it..." -------------------- TIMESTAMPS 1:48 - 24:51  Topics including: - The Hungarian FA getting a slap on the wrist for many of their fans being racist, homophobic Nazis (sur...2021-09-231h 12Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast12. Your boy got engaged and the podcast suffers in no way, shape, or formDid I mention I got engaged?  Okay, okay, I'll stop. Fun pod today that runs just about the entire gamut - a roundup of domestic league play highlights around Europe, a bang on interview with another South American (collecting them like Pokemon at this point), and the triumphant return of Ligue UNH check in with Dr. Rodeiro.  Plus, some solid OGOTDs and, as I mention in the intro, an actual brain fart as I try to give Jesse Lingard some props for a stoppage time winner but can only let out a few, progressively slower sentence clauses th...2021-09-201h 37Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast11. Nevermind, Portugal suxWe completely renege on our newfound love for Portugal, sorry Mr. Abreu!  There was something in the European water mid-week and we try to make some sense of it - no interview today so you have the pleasure of listening to us drone on for an hour about the insanity that was GS1 of Champs League...and by that I mean mostly ripping on Portugal, Ronaldo, and Manchester Untied.  (See what I did there?) TIMESTAMPS 0:00 - 1:59 Intro / theme song 1:59 - 54:43 The meat and potatoes 54:43 - 1:09:56 Stoppage time winners / au revoir!2021-09-161h 10Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast10. Just start calling us Portugal West at this pointIf you have no interest in Cristiano Ronaldo and/or anything else Portuguese related, you might as well just skip this one!  The stars unfortunately aligned (seriously, not planned) and we not only spend way too much time talking about him in the pod but we also have a guest on who just happens to find his roots in that beautiful Iberian nation.  There's also good non-Portugal related stuff in here, we swear!  Some quality OGs and homer takes on our clubs but also the death of yet another segment... TIMESTAMPS 1:54 - 15:26 Intro / topics 1...2021-09-131h 12Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast9. USA! USA! USA!Your back to back World War champs Murrica boutta run it back in Qatar 2022 and on home soil in 2026...take it to the bank!  We have Ricardo "don't call me Pepe" Pepi, and that's all you need to know. No time for the interview we planned but I'll slot the lad in next week unless someone less boring (and less Ronaldo loving) comes along.  Also - TSwift, please don't sue us! TIMESTAMPS 0:00-35:07 Intro / topics (and by topics we mean rapping about the US-Honduras game for a half hour or so) 35:07-1:13:50 Segments (including The Road to Do-haha, Why Alexi La...2021-09-091h 13Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast8. Trying to Laugh Through The PainIn a Mel Brooks themed episode, we try to keep our cool and laugh through the pain.  The US is a struggle bus but at least we didn't have to suspend our game because police occupied the field or our government got overthrown, so I guess it's all about looking at the positives. Crucial roundup of Matchday 2 of WCQs in most confederations - is Asia just skipping this one?  Yet another great interview (from someone who actually has an international cap and goal!) and the return of cunty haircuts, because it's a menace to society (while drinking th...2021-09-061h 33Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast7. Florentino Perez is a horny teenage boy, plus Round 1 of the September World Cup qualifiersGreat news!  Audio issues are officially fixed so now the podcast will actually be bearable to listen to.  And just in time, too - we have an actual metric shit ton of football to talk about.  Should be easy to find a spare two hours in your pathetic life over the Labor Day three day weekend (except for the one random German person who tunes into the pod, don't think they celebrate the holiday)... As the Summer 2021 transfer window closes, the September international WCQ window opens!  We've got everything you need to stay on top of every sing...2021-09-031h 56Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast6. 69 minutes in heavenWe hit the ground running and don't stop for a full 69 minutes (VERY nice) except to take a quick pit stop in France where some new player with a #30 jersey makes an appearance.  Got a great interview but we're bumping it to Thursday - sorry, Buster, we get off on being withholding.  And my microphone did that thing where it sounds like I'm behind a three foot thick lead wall, but it corrects halfway through!  So turn your headphones up from the start - but don't worry, no surprise audio clip of a screaming Arsenal fan this time so you...2021-08-301h 15Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast5. SHIT IS HITTING THE FANRED ALERT!  RED ALERT!  TIME SENSITIVE PODCAST SO LISTEN NOW!  3, 2, 1, LISTEN NOW!  DO IT!  MAKE THE DEAL!  5, 4, 3, 2, 1, DO IT!! Seriously, though.  It's all hitting the fan and we're taking that shit and flinging it right into your little earbuds.  Publishing this at 11 AM EST on Thursday, August 26th - disclaimer that we are not liable for any information that is outdated by the time you tune in.  Soooo what are you doing still reading this?!  Go!  Listen now!!  (Oh yeah, not to mention - yet another WORLD CLASS interview.) 0:00-13:09 Intro / topics (including FIFA and the...2021-08-261h 28Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast4. The Rumble in the Riviera with a side of actual domestic league action, plus a first hand account of match fixing from a former proFirst and foremost, we experienced some (actual) technical difficulties with today's episode - editing was a nightmare and apparently my microphone was on its "sound as far away as fucking possible" setting.  Sorry we're not sorry!  Also not apologizing for going over after we promised to keep the length down - our interview ran long but that's a good thing because our guest opens up about some match fixing he personally witnessed as a former professional footballer in Serbia.  Plus a chat with JC after the long-anticipated but ultimately super-underwhelming showdown (read: dressing down) between our teams, a bonus Lig...2021-08-231h 41Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast3. Maine is NOT a soccer hotbed in the US and your host tries to keep his shit togetherThere was so much to talk about and honestly this was so much fun to make.  Wayne Rooney and Derby County, European roundup, a great interview with a hobbit, Murrican Mega Boners, and a Ligue UNH pop quiz for my co-host, Jared. Don't have time stamps so just listen, and enjoy!  Thanks to the supporters, podcasting is nothing without you!!  Listen to five, get the sixth free...2021-08-191h 17Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast2. Apparently Anne Frank was an Everton supporter and Arsenal are garbage (shocker)Opening weekend in the books!  Apologies for the delay but technical difficulties prevented us from publishing in time for our usual Monday release - and by that I mean I'm stuck in the Stone Age technologically and I went Office Space on everything and had to buy all new stuff.  Obviously y'all were on the edge of your seats waiting with bated breath for this episode to drop, so we appreciate the patience. Lot of good shit to talk about, including all the domestic action, cunty haircuts, and the new FIFA rankings - Jared and I have a...2021-08-171h 16Stuck In: A Farmers\' League Soccer PodcastStuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast1. Baby's First EpisodeOur first stab at a big boy podcast!  Obviously nailed it, perfect 10.  Though we got a little excited and went waaaaayyy over, 1.5x would be a good shout.  Our sincerest apologies and we promise we'll try to keep it in our pants from now on.  And to record a bit earlier so we aren't entering loopy territory in the wee hours of the morning and forget that Zidane left Real Madrid.  So sue us.   This is usually where they do the time stamps for the episode, right?  Something like this: 0:00-1:01:45  Intro / topics (Summer r...2021-08-122h 07