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Today’s Lucky Winner
See You Next Time, Gay Boy
In this penultimate episode!Let's have a moment of silence for Sanguis Pharmaceuticals. Moment over. The final battle for the fate of earth is underway, but will the gang be able to win? Kyle, Ricky, and Vicki confront the higher ups- and we find a name for Ricky's baby. The time difference between hell and Texas is bigger than you'd think- and horribly inconvenient. CASTDawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Cowboy Witch, Leonard - Carl Brooks @carlbrooksvo Maureen - T...
2025-07-15
30 min
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Eight Refrigerators Tall
In this episode: Rita has GOT to stop singing Shania. Kieghan learns about demonic community building. Dax and Grackna help out, even though everyone's being totally weird about it. Hink meets an asteroid, and finally feels like things might be okay. We contemplate the logistics of having sex with a living skeleton person. Uriel meets Daddy Hans. CASTDawn, Ashley, Uriel - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leonard - Carl Brooks @carlbrooksvo Kieghan - Taryn Gray @tarynmgraySunny, Millie, Vi...
2025-07-01
33 min
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Let's Go, Girls!
In this episode! The gang learns about city planning and water treatment facilities! Dawn has learned a new language? We get a performance from the Boobenheimer Family Band. Baby witches are out here shooting guns. Kieghan gives everyone at The Workshop a strong talking-to about implicit bias. Vicki educates us on the difference between a kink and a fetishCASTDawn, Angel - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leonard - Carl Brooks @carlbrooksvo Kieghan, Roger - Taryn Gray @t...
2025-06-15
30 min
Today’s Lucky Winner
Transfemininomenon
In this episode: Death eats a Hot Pocket! Leonard eats a can of soup! Dawn eats a cookie! Rita receives some fruit snacks! Sunny gets a vampire boner! (Damn, was Brianne hungry when she wrote this episode?) A leftist podcast has a few guests that are definitely not encouraging you do to anything illegal. CASTDawn, Melnach, Tawny - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leonard, Jessup - Carl Brooks @carlbrooksvo Kieghan, Linda - Taryn Gray @tarynmgrayS...
2025-06-01
32 min
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Time to Make Some Magic
In this episode- Millie tiene chorro, porque ella bebió demasiado café. Vampire hell is kind of dope looking! Ricky searches for some special doodads with their bony little fingies. Kyle eats a Hot Pocket! Kieghan is forced to overcome his fear of public speaking- BIG TIME. A local barista goes beast mode on a demon. CASTDawn, Real Estate Lady - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leonard - Carl Brooks @carlbrooksvo Kieghan, Linda - Taryn Gray @tarynmgraySunny, Millie, Ricky, Viv - Viol...
2025-05-15
32 min
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The Assicutioner
In this episode: Kieghan meets a fake southern belle. Viv has a wild idea- wilder than the time Rita thought she could pierce her own nipples with a paperclip. Jacksie finds a new toy- but it's not for buppies. The gang regroups at Leonard's house, where Rita marvels at the Aquadouche 5000. We figure out the math on how many people Rita could kill in an hour. Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Reginald, Leonard - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerKieghan, Linda - Taryn Gray @tarynmgray
2025-05-01
33 min
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Genevieve, The Bone Collector
In this episode! We learn the fate of Amelia Earheart! Don't talk to Millie before she's had her coffee. Leonard texts an old friend, who might be into some less-than-savory business. Rita, Sunny, and Dawn are in the closet- like literally, though. We all know they're queer. Jacksie sees like, the MOST BONES he's ever seen at once. CASTDawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leonard - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerMavis - Taryn Gray @tarynmgraySunny, Millie, Ricky - Violet Lantz @ul...
2025-04-15
30 min
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Sigma Nuts
In this episode: Judith receives some delightful news from a minion. (not the "banana" kind of minion) Nostradamus needs to work on his penmanship. Rita squashes a beef with the angel of death. Jacksie is a very helpful young man. Rita might have developed a dark passenger that urges her to kill. Dawn makes a killer 90's reference. Kieghan can't handle his weed. Dawn, Melnach - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Nostradamus - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerAzrael, Guard 1, Kieghan - Taryn Gray @tarynmgrayS...
2025-04-01
31 min
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He/They Skeleton
Send us a textIn this episode: Millie gets a big ouchie, and Leonard resists the urge to say, " I told you so." Leonard cracks open a cold, refreshing Zima with a former lover. Sunny and Dawn get a lesson in reaper language. Rita discovers some trauma she needs to unpack (later, she doesn't have time now!). Charles Dickens McFucking LOSES IT! Kyle, Viv, and Kieghan summon a baddie who's down to swallow anything. Kieghan enjoys a relaxing time with some Minecraft and BlueyDawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
2025-03-15
28 min
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Vampires, Demons, and Texans
Send us a textIn this episode: Viv cuts a bitch! Rita may or may not have sucked off Charles Dickens. The ladies try to get to Florida. Millie ignores Leonard's warnings, and pays for her hubris- also, she might ruin his area rug. An old lover pays a visit it Leonard. Kyle is summoned- just the one Kyle. Not all Kyles. Nostradamus tries to be a hacker. Rita uses her knowledge of Flava Flav to recruit a comrade to their cause.Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Ch...
2025-03-01
28 min
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Newsflash, Pervert!
Send us a textWe're back, babies! Time to figure out wtf Rita, Dawn, Sunny, and Jacksie are gonna do, after getting transported somewhere far, far, away. Millie does a murder, and Leonard has a bad time at a train station. Rita may or may not have sucked off a famous English author. Judith decides to check out the public transportation in The Exchange. Dawn, Minion - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leonard - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerJackal Demon - Taryn Gray @tarynmgraySunny, Millie, Debbie, Rasgulath - Vi...
2025-02-15
25 min
Infodumpies
So, You Wanna Start Lifting Weights
Send us a textBrianne takes a dump!Inspired by a conversation in the Mixgnomer Discord Server, Brianne talks about the basics of weight lifting! She's not a personal trainer or a doctor of liftology, just an autistic bitch who loves lifting weights. She talks about the biological adaptations that happen when you lift different amounts of weight, the myriad reasons you might want to lift weights that have NOTHING to do with how much you, and the basics of starting your own lifting routine. She discusses how much protein you should aim for when...
2025-01-10
59 min
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Rita's Holiday Special: A Christmas Carol
Send us a textHappy Holiday's, Li'l Buddies!In this final holiday special of the WHOLE SERIES, we travel back in time to 1843, when Rita meets a writer, desperate to make a deadline. (it's Charles Dickens, Bee-Tee-Dubs) Enjoy this holiday special, which definitely won't have any implications in upcoming episodes. (tee-hee. I'm lying!)Voiceover - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Charles Dickens, Narrator - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerRita - Brianne Leeson @audhdbriSupport the showWriter, DirectorBrianne LeesonProducers
2024-12-15
42 min
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Special Announcement: Enter the Dreamscape (aka, Discord Server)
Send us a textHi! We're opening up our Discord server to all Li'l Buddies, patreon supporters or not. Also, we have a very cool mutual aid opportunity! We definitely don't have something special for you between now and January 15th. Go find the link to our Discord server below!Mutual Aid for Wolf:https://chuffed.org/project/115407-help-a-disabled-queer-avoid-bankruptcy?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaa8eN5qJl-O0DJ8gOkBtdr1lJCZDjXl0WHW0CwUaEo1N6XPSFsT_tEUIuI_aem_QVVFdn-WqWxk9X--MBwmJgSupport the showWriter, DirectorBrianne Leeson
2024-11-18
02 min
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Panenis
Send us a textIn this MID-SEASON FINALE: Debbie has a highly erotic meeting and makes a handshake deal. Azrael, The Angel of Death, creams their G-D jeans over who pops into their cubicle next. We ponder the plural of panini. Nostradamus accidentally eated too many shrimps. We learn more than we wanted to about goat demon anatomy. Leonard knows someone who may have JUST what the gang needs to sabotage the DMV. Kieghan is AT CAPACITY, do you hear me?! He's had ENOUGH! Don't talk to him about stuff or things, ANYMORE. They're sabotage a...
2024-10-15
29 min
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Cuck Chair
Send us a textIn this episode: We hear about the best place to get your live Christmas trees, if you live in or around Buda, TX. We meet a talented actor from Evil Julliard. Carmilla gives the best TV interview. I mean the best one of all time. Barbara Walters has been awful quiet since it aired. (mostly because she's dead, but you get it) Rita defends her stinky son. Dawn gets a very bad vibe at the Warlock Magic Depot. Leonard gets a call at an inopportune time. Dawn - Autumn Pot...
2024-10-01
28 min
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Turlet Crime
Send us a textIn this episode!Debbie does a Scott Bakulas at Githmar's! (That will make sense when you listen) There's erotic ring toss and shirtless demons! Judith discusses the economy on the news. Debbie's fanny pack is the talk of the town. Rita gets so angry, she could shit. Guard, Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leonard, Blue Shirt, - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerDemon, TV Demon, Kieghan - Taryn Gray @tarynmgraySunny, Debbie, Rasgulath, Millie - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Githmar, Rita, Judith - B...
2024-09-15
27 min
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Kidney Stone Doula
Send us a textIn this episode: Carmilla has a press conference, which is impressive for someone who had her head ripped off last season. Kyle talks to an old friend. Kieghan receives a cryptic message about his future from a frenchman. Dawn keeps that MF-ing thing ON HER. Rita tries to discuss her fantasy Star Trek threesome. Oh, and by the way- Cowabunga. Weird Hat, Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leonard, Blue Shirt, Helmet Hair, Nostradamus - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerUgly Shirt, Kieghan - Taryn Gray @tarynmgraySu...
2024-09-01
27 min
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Magma Ole-Puss
Send us a textIn this episode: Judith tries to find a snack for her newborn baby at the train station. Dawn is a stereotypical Texan…AGAIN! Rita’s body of work as a photographer is explained to a hobgoblin. Dawn falls asleep, and it’s kind of a big deal. Sunny does a smooch on someone! Leonard gets uppies.Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leonard - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerBusiness Demon, Figgle, Warehouse Demon - Taryn Gray @tarynmgraySunny, Rasgulath, Millie - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Judith...
2024-08-15
29 min
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Dog Cheese
Send us a textIn this episode: Kyle keeps on barging into workshops where artificers are jorkin' their peanitses. Kieghan really needs to see a therapist. Viv learns about the DMV's magic computer. Kyle struggles with the word "patchouli". Sunny and Dawn enjoy the temporary comfort of Leonard's house- and his weird shower head attachments. Para español, oprima el dos. Rita freaks tf out, but TBH, that could be half of these episodes. Rita is DEFINITELY NOT HAVING MOOD SWINGS. Cameron dies. You know, beloved TLW character "Cameron"?Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
2024-08-01
27 min
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Pimplemoose
Send us a textIn this episode: Judith “makes” a new friend. Dawn is SUCH a stereotypical Texan. Leonard pulls of the heist of the century. There’s a grilled cheese sandwich made with pancakes instead of bread. Sunny takes a little nap. We see Leonard’s house! Rita does a little Hobbit cosplay. Debbie explores Vitriol’s nightlife. Why does everyone know about Rita’s bad poop?!Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leonard - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerAsmodeus, Goat Head, Bull Head, Figgle - Taryn Gray @tarynmgraySunny, De...
2024-07-15
30 min
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Suckfest '77
Send us a textIn this episode: A Dallas-based televangelist has this whole "holes in the sky" thing figured out. Leonard learns about sustainability and running a Casino from one of the worst people he's ever met. There's a big puppy! Kieghan offers refreshments to a house guest. Rita uses the caveman method to fix a piece of DMV technology. Millie reveals the spoils of a secret heist she completed. Rita tries to eat dog food. Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsPastor Jim, Narrator, Leonard - Sean Turner @seanwkturner
2024-07-01
32 min
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Ghostly Comrades
Send us a textIn this episode! Debbie harasses an innocent Dawson's Creek fan. Rita may have killed someone. Rita also might have made a new friend, so I'd say that takes the sting out of the possible manslaughter. Sunny and Dawn have a heart to heart, while Jacksie tries to find a dry place to take a shit. Leonard flexes his survivalist skills. Kyle eats a new, herbaceous, salty candy. It's gross. Keighan has an incredible idea, that only involves a LITTLE SUMMONING OF THE DEAD, OKAY? Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarr...
2024-06-15
36 min
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Rutabaga! Rutabaga! Rutabaga!
Send us a textIn this episode: Rita and Millie do a breaking and entering! Judith attends a business meeting where there's more talk about cloacas than you'd expect. Dawn, Sunny, Leonard, and Jacksie stop by their local Bennigan's. Leonard finds some highly erotic literature on the ground. Did you know that with just a few lines, you can change a drawing of a four leaf clover into a fucked up little dick and balls? Rita sees the most beautiful room she's ever seen in her life. Millie explains Kalgrath demon anatomy. If you stop by, tell th...
2024-06-01
31 min
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Stinky Derek
Send us a textIn this episode: Jacksie is a big, strong boy- like, more so than usual. Dawn, Sunny, and Leonard arrive in hell. Viv and Kieghan do shrooms together. They don't really know each other super well, so that sounds weird out of context, but we swear it makes sense. We learn that the Rita is genetically predisposed to enjoy gay oil wrestling. Kyle may or may not be violating someone's intellectual property, with one of his dreamscape rooms. Rita meets her new nemesis. Blender guacamole guy is dead. Horny Derek is her enemy now. M...
2024-05-15
31 min
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Littlest Buddy
Send us a textIn this episode: We take a trip back to a WWII bomb shelter, with Judith! Kieghan nearly sends his weird gay aunts to hell, with his lack of impulse control. Leonard models the most charming novelty backpack. Jacksie does a poop in the kitchen. Debbie is in BIG trouble at work. Rita has issues with soap. Millie tries a carbonated beverage for the first time. Dawn, Uriel - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leonard, Jens - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerKieghan, Vampire, Lizard Demon, Bartender - Taryn Gray @tarynmgray...
2024-05-01
36 min
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Never Speak To Me Of Craig!
Send us a textIn this episode: Judith explores the local cuisine in hell. Dawn confirms that she's not receiving coded messages from the Duolingo owl. Leonard takes us back- WAY BACK- to the first attempted Infernal Bacchanal. Millie and Rita have some sisterly time, complaining about their dad. Rita is handling some new and exciting (derogatory) changes to her body. Dawn, Germ - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leonard - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerSquimmy, Kieghan, Todrick - Taryn Gray @tarynmgrayGarfie, Sunny, Delivery Driver, Millie - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222...
2024-04-15
30 min
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Rectum Weevil
Send us a textAnything you heard about demons coming from holes in the sky was entirely in your head. This isn't gaslighting. If the tretinoin and sunscreen aren't cutting it, Sanguis has a new anti-aging topical medication that will blow your balls clean off. Dawn has an unexpected lunch date over Vietnamese food. Cardi B is also there? Rita gets acquainted with the fast casual dining options and fauna of the hell dimension in which she finds herself. GUARD YOUR BUTTHOLE. Dawn, Wrinkle Woman - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Chut Fu...
2024-04-01
29 min
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Tormentia's
Send us a textWe're back, baby! Mix a bunch of flavored syrups into your lead filled Stanley cup, and have a listen. The final season starts with our little family being split between dimensions. Dawn and Sunny come back home after the events of last season's finale. Leonard tells us about his struggle with Peyronie's Disease. There's a big hole in Dallas, and Rita had nothing to do with it. We meet a charming woman with 6 boobs. Rita learns that she really needs to start reading things before she signs them. D...
2024-03-15
28 min
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Season 3 Prelude - "Lord Vindicto"
Send us a textWE'RE ALMOST BACK, BAY-BEE! HAPPY NEW YEAR! Here's a little foreplay for season 3. We'll see you on March 15th, Li'l Buddies! Cast: Brianne Leeson (@AuDHDBri) - RitaViolet Lantz (@ultraviolet222) - Lord Vindicto, MillieSean Turner (@seanwkturner) - Demon, Narrator Writer, DirectorBrianne LeesonProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditor, Sound DesignBrianne Leeson Original music by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @bry...
2023-12-31
07 min
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Feed Drop! Infodumpies - Eternal Blue of the Spotless Goo: The History of Hacking
Send us a textViolet and Brianne made another show (non-fiction this time)! Infodumpies celebrates the autistic and ADHD skill of infodumping, following topics close to Brianne and Violet's hearts, and featuring occasional autistic and ADHD guests. Enjoy a sampling of Infodumpies, and make sure you subscribe to the show on your podcathcer of choice!____________________________________________________________________________________Violet takes a dump!Expert 90's hacker babe, Violet, teaches Brianne that hacking wasn't invented when the movie Hackers came out. Going far beyond Matthew Lillard's ouvre, Violet teaches us about phone phreaking, how the movie War Games...
2023-08-11
1h 04
Infodumpies
Eternal Blue of the Spotless Goo: The History of Hacking
Send us a textViolet takes a dump!Expert 90's hacker babe, Violet, teaches Brianne that hacking wasn't invented when the movie Hackers came out. Going far beyond Matthew Lillard's ouvre, Violet teaches us about phone phreaking, how the movie War Games changed federal law, ransomware, wtf "Eternal Blue" is, and giant bitcoins. Website: https://www.mixgnomer.com/Discord Server:https://discord.gg/8bJN9g4QYaPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/MixgnomerInfodumpies Guest Interest Form
2023-08-10
1h 04
Infodumpies
Infodumpies Trailer
Send us a textAre you autistic and/or ADHD? Are you neither, but you think people are they best when they talk about things they love? Join Brianne (AuDHD) and Violet (ADHD) for some well curated infodumps. They follow their interest based nervous systems down research rabbit holes to give you the full poop on topics they love. They also invite autistic and ADHD guest buds to dump about their special interests, hyperfixations, and that thing they read about for an hour instead of checking their work email like they were supposed to. W...
2023-08-09
01 min
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The Luckiest of Lucky Winners
Send us a textListen, it’s the season finale, ya’ll. After that hell of a cliffhanger for the musical episode, things aren’t looking so great for the gals. Rita- Dawn- separated?! A relationship on the rocks?! I thought this was a goddanged comedy show, but we’re really leaning into the “drama” part of “audio drama” this time, huh? Cast:Dawn, Warlock 3, Demon 1 - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leonard, Crawford, Warlock 2, Demon 2 - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerSunny, Carmilla, Security, Millie - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Rita, Judith...
2023-07-15
44 min
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Dreamscape!: The Musical
Send us a textIt’s a musical extravaganza! Join our GOR-geous, BEAU-tiful starlettes as they tickle your ear holes and dazzle the senses- in an all singing, all dancing, mostly drug-induced cabaret, the likes of which you’ve never heard before. Will Rita come clean to her undead lesbian lover and soulmate? Will Dawn snap at being tricked into a musical? Find out, in “Dreamscape!: The Musical”Cast:Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Sub - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerSunny, Domme Mommy, Debbie, Announcer - Violet Lantz...
2023-07-01
51 min
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The Boobenheimer Center for the Performing Farts
Send us a textIn this episode: Jacksie takes on some personal projects in his room. (Under Rita and Sunny’s bed) Rita works on her mime skills, and she received a thoughtful gift from Sunny that leaves her wracked with guilt. Dawn and Rita grab a couple of frosty mangonadas. Carmilla definitely had nothing to do with the Telemoraid leak. She knew nothing about it, she hates it, and she’s definitely not lying. We learn about a new, non-surgical option for your saggy sack. Dawn hops into the dreamscape, catching Rita in a carefully choreographed meth...
2023-06-01
27 min
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Biblically Accurate Debbie
Send us a textIn this episode: Rita learns about proper hoof maintenance. Jacksie meets an old acquaintance. There *might* be leftover fruit snacks. Rita awaits hearing back from some contractors on some serious repairs. Carmilla lays off some of her managerial staff ( By eating them. She eats them. ) Crawford pulls a li’l sneaky on em’. Leonard gets an EXTREMELY intrusive call from Rita. Cast:Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leonard, Crawford - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerSunny, Carmilla, Rider, Debbie - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222R...
2023-05-15
26 min
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Swedish Sound Pounders
Send us a textIn this episode: Dawn, Kieghan, Rita, and Viv visit the bustling town of Strappsville. Rita keeps on trying to be the best ally to her autistic BFF, and makes a disability accommodation for Dawn in the Dreamscape. Listen, if Rita can do it- who do we have to kill to get them elsewhere? No, seriously- WHO? Keighan and Rita buckle some swash. Viv looks at wibbly hole. Someone damages the facade of the historic Strappsville Herald building. Cast:Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leona...
2023-05-01
23 min
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Team Building Orgy
Send us a textIn this episode: We flash WAY back to when Judith and Carmilla first met. Rita pays homage to tap dancing legend, Cora LaRedd. Dawn may be coming around on the idea that The Narrator isn’t an auditory hallucination- wait…NAH, That would be wild if he were real. Nevermind. Judith hatches a plan that’s, I’ll say it- downright sinister. Cast:Abra, Dawn, Metatron, Vamp - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Guard 2, Crawford, Leonard - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerCarmilla, Viv, Debbie, Martin, Guard 1, Kim...
2023-04-15
27 min
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Buy Caulk For Holes
Send us a textIn this episode: We partake in the #oldtimeymedicine challenge. Dawn has made a flow chart, and it is NOT shaped like a beepis this time! Rita learns a new vocab word, and Kieghan makes an enemy- even though he’s just a little guy. Vicki struggles to combat some dodgy potato salad. The mystery of Amelia Earhart’s disappearance is solved. Judith is NOT going to get the security deposit back on the Godslayer’s underground lair. Cast:Dawn, Metatron - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsChad, Narrator...
2023-04-01
37 min
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A Delicious Bevy of MILFs and DILFs
Send us a textIn this episode: Rita shares a mixing bowl full of chili with one of her heroes. Master Leonard shares his thoughts on The OC. Kyle and Vicki have certainly found themselves in quite the predicament, and gas station boner pills may be their ticket out of it. Carmilla has a phone conversation with Charles. Charlie? Oh, “Carl”? That can’t be right. Cast:DEA - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Master Leonard, Guard 2, DOJ, Crawford, Carl - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerGuard, Carmilla - Violet Lantz...
2023-03-15
34 min
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Zipple Zambeenus
Send us a textIn this episode: Dawn threatens to strike down Carl with the most heinous of Necromancer curses. Carl teaches us all about why pesto is a great choice for someone who’s trying to sober up after eating an edible and smoking two joints (Ahem…DAWN). Sunny threatens someone with a gun. Wait, what? It’s Sunny- she probably has her reasons. Rita learns that her favorite hobby, recreational drugs, may be off the table for now. Cast: Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Carl - Sean Tur...
2023-03-01
38 min
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Gimme That NuttyNut!
Send us a textIn this episode: Dawn and Rita’s accidental fusion dance leads to an honest heart-to-heart. Dawn calls a friend to help de-Rita her brain. Bertram learns about a giant karate rat. Carl sets a fine example of body positivity. Viv shows up outside of The Workshop, so she’s definitely not some artificer hologram- not that Rita suspected that. Cast: Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Carl - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerViv, NuttyNut Voiceover - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Rita - Brianne Lees...
2023-02-15
33 min
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Transporter Accident-ed
Send us a textIn this episode: Dawn buys a lap dance, for reasons I’m sure will make a hell of a lot more sense once we listen to the episode. Rita makes some really poor decisions (what’s new). Carl the warlock shows off his collection of Super Sonico statuary. Dawn and Rita learn what it’s like to walk a few hundred feet in the other’s shoes. We meet the coolest kid on all of Victorian England: Bertram Thrompwhomple IV. Cast: Dawn, Candi - Autumn Potts @littl...
2023-02-01
32 min
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ASMR Story Time with Mistress Boobenheimer - Now in Stereo!
Send us a text(This episode is best enjoyed with headphones.)Hello, my babies- Mistress Boobenheimer here. Enjoy this relaxing, highly erotic, and only slightly foot based, ASMR livestream experience. Listen to the dulcet tones of whale song surround you, in thrilling stereo, as you listen to a tale of historic love and shapely gourds. CastRita - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok) ProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditorBrianne LeesonOriginal music by Sea...
2023-01-15
24 min
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Bonus Episode - Blooper Reel Vol. 3: Bologna Pogna
Send us a textWe're taking a short break until February 1st! In the meantime, you wanna listen to us fuck up a whole bunch again? By far our THICCEST blooper reel to date, enjoy a veritable buffet of fart and dick jokes. Also: Check the links below to preorder your "Thirty, Squirty, and Vibing" shirt!ProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditorBrianne Leeson Original music by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesMerch!"Thirty, Sq...
2023-01-01
29 min
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Rita’s Holiday Special: A Phallus Palace Original Movie
Send us a text This holiday season, The Phallus Palace Channel will have you falling in love, and filling your holes. Tune in for our new line-up of original holiday films. Beginning this Friday night at 9/8 Central, see the premiere of the new rom-com, that’s sure to be an instant classic. When Betty Bingus came to Strappsville, she thought the only thing that would be getting topped was the tree. Thanks to Mona Glasscock and her artisanal dildos, she’ll learn the true meaning of the holiday season. Starring Rita, Sunny, and a horned up granny- cozy u...
2022-12-15
44 min
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Interfectores Deorum
Send us a textIn this episode: Dawn and Sunny are concerned, when they overhear Rita having a secret meeting with a shady character. Dawn INSISTS on going to the strip club- hold on, that can’t be right. Carmilla has a sad announcement. Trapper and Judith get matching tattoos! How cute! Up next, your local news- sponsored by Sanguis Pharmaceuticals. Sanguis Pharmaceuticals LOVES the LGBTQ community! They make their logo a rainbow for Pride every year. What- What are you doing? Stop! Stop looking at their political donation history!Were old-timey doctors rig...
2022-12-01
35 min
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An Erotic Vore Fetish Drawing of The Backstreet Boys
Send us a textIn this episode: Rita and Sunny discuss whether or not they should really be taking the warnings of an anxious, gassy vampire dog to heart. Dawn takes a look at Rita’s pink eye. Vicki and Kyle take a stroll, on their way to crack open a couple ice-cold containers of cottage cheese. Crawford learns that his dang telephone can take pictures! Judith finally remembers to call her mom. Carmilla plays some dodgeball. Cast: Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Crawford - Sean Turner @seanwkturner...
2022-11-15
33 min
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Stay Frosty, Tall Mommy
Send us a textIn this episode, the gang experiences what every TTRPG player has experienced: They have to finish a session that was supposed to be a one-shot, but it’s taking forever. Lucky for us, it’s funny! Rita gets folded up like a paper airplane, the Narrator might get laid, Dax and Grackna discuss how fragile masculinity can be, Rita receives a gift from a mysterious portal, and Kieghan talks to a very good boy. Cast: Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator - Sean Turner @seanwkturner
2022-11-01
49 min
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All Guards Are Bastards
Send us a textIn this episode, the gang does what anyone would do, while playing D&D under the influence of magical psychedelics- turn into opossums and start a riot in a tavern. Grackna makes a love connection, Sunny experiences a little barbaric rage, and Rita throws that ass in a circle. Also, wtf is Dawn supposed to do with a backpack full of rope? Cast: Dawn, Server - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Guard - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerSunny - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Rita, Gra...
2022-10-15
38 min
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Cockgoblin
Send us a textIn this episode, Dawn and Rita run some errands. We learn more about Viv’s whole story- you know? I’m glad we learn more about her. She’s a nice lady. Sunny gives Dax her sales pitch for vampirism. Rita makes a shocking discovery about koalas, while Dawn gets into mycology. At the end of the episode, the gang rolls for initiative. Cast: Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerSunny, Viv - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Rita - Brianne...
2022-10-01
35 min
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Morse Code Mode
Send us a textHow was your summer break? Uh-huh. Wow! And you all hid the body together? Neat! Okay, we’re done talking about you. Our break was fine, but we’re back with a new episode, and we’re mad horny to tell you about it. In this episode, Rita tells Sunny she’s being an asshole. Dawn and Jacksie spend some quality time together in the shitter. Rita avoids distraction, and crunches some serious numbers. Sunny commands Jacksie to do her bidding. Rita learns something new about vibrators. Cast:
2022-09-15
34 min
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Bonus Episode - Congratulations! (Remix) ft. DJ Jacksie
Send us a textWe're taking a short, mid-season break! That means as a small consolation, you get this funky little remixed table reading of our pilot episode. The gang swapped roles, and did their very best to play each others' parts (that's not a sex thing). Listen to narrated foley work, the wisened counsel of "The Dick Wolf", and a whole lot of ad libbing. We'll be back with regular episodes on September 15th.Cast:Narrator, Ricky - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsDawn - Sean Turner @seanwkturner
2022-09-01
40 min
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Bonus Episode - Blooper Reel Vol. 2: Splurtin' the 'Gurt
Send us a textWe're taking a short, mid-season break! That means as a small consolation, you get to hear the latest volume of some of our silliest fucky-wuckies. We fuck up A LOT. Listen to us go on tangents, talk about gay moon sex, splurt that 'gurt, and discuss off-label usage of Fushigi balls. We'll be back with regular episodes on September 15th. ProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditorBrianne Leeson Original music by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Kee...
2022-08-15
19 min
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I’d Choose You Too
Send us a textIt’s the mid-season finale, and the thrilling conclusion of the mission at Dallas Digital. Why is that chair made of skin? What’s Rita’s beef with Bobby Flay? What does one person do with 5 Fushigi balls? No, really. We we’re asking you. You don’t know either? I guess we should listen to the episode, huh? Cast:Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerSunny, Devlin - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Rita, Sabine - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson...
2022-08-01
33 min
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Trubbing in Your Haunted House
Send us a textWe left you with a bit of a cliffhanger last time, huh? But relax, we're back to offer some answers to that nail biting conclusion. JUST KIDDING! DON'T UNCLENCH YOUR BOOTYHOLES YET! Dawn and Rita find that Dawn's dick-shaped flowchart did NOT account for anything in this entire episode. Uncle Nate kicks some ass, and he also kicks some other things he probably shouldn't have been kicking. We meet the ever-so-charming cater waiter, Vergooba Simmons. Also, no matter what Rita says, don't Google the word "trubbing".Cast: D...
2022-07-15
30 min
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Croquembouche
Send us a textIn this episode: Tonight's the night! It's the full moon, and the ladies bring Uncle Nate along to help them infiltrate the energy vampire meeting at Dallas Digital Labs. What does this have to do with French patisserie? What's this episode name about? Well, I guess we'll have to listen to figure it out. Cast: Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Milk Maid 1 - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerSunny, Milk Maid 2 - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Rita - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Inst...
2022-07-01
31 min
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Nutbusters!
Send us a textWhen there’s something out of the ordinary in your sexual dreamscape, who are you going to call? The Nutbusters, probably. In this episode, Dawn finds that the Dopplebanger is far from passing the Turing test. We find Rita revolutionizing dance. Kyle and Vicki discuss 90’s boy bands and art supplies. We get REALLY worried that Dawn is taking her artificer-ing in a not so great direction. Seriously, the optics are terrible. Master Leonard has to deal with Debbie’s INCESSANT sexual innuendo. Cast: Dawn, Television - Autumn...
2022-06-15
28 min
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Thirty, Squirty, and Vibing
Send us a textIn this episode: Dawn and Rita discuss furry erotica. Kyle enjoys a thrilling conversation about the writings of Heraclitus, with a vital, sexual woman. Carmilla visits Amsterdam, and she’s not even going to any museums. What the fuck? Not even the Van Gogh museum? Whatever, it just sounds like a wasted trip. Anyway, where were we? Oh! Dawn and Sunny discuss higher education and Mr. Worldwide. Rita adds dicks to a classic Andrew Lloyd Webber musical. A couple of succubi present Rita with a business opportunity. Cast:...
2022-06-01
29 min