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No-Budget NightmaresEpisode 133: REMAKE (2012)Our long national nightmare comes to a close with the return of No-Budget Nightmares! And this time we’re tackling a fan-request and.. HOO BOY does Doug Phillips’ 2012 film REMAKE stink. Picture a horror film about a devious ex-cop-turned-snuff-filmmaker who kidnaps young women and makes them part of his unholy art projects. Sounds ok, right? Well, what if it was faith-based. And two hours long. And the snuff filmmaker was just a sub-plot with the REAL movie being the redemption arc of an ex-actress/porn star/prostitute who has to spend LITERALLY A QUARTER OF THE MOVIE explaining how the...2024-05-3100 minNo-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 129: ZILLAFOOT (2019)After three long years we’re free! TIME TO CONQUER EARTH! Yes – improbably – it’s the return of No-Budget Nightmares! Since March, 2020 the podcast has been laying in wait, but we’re back to insert ourselves once again into the overcrowded world of low-budget film podcastery! All your favorites are back: Moe! Doug! Yawning! Creaky chair sounds! Audio clips! Too-long run times! And we’ve returned with a BANG, covering Anthony Polonia’s kaiju (or is that kiaju?) comedy ZILLAFOOT from (the year of our lord) 2019. With a sub-Suburban Sasquatch monster suit and an ending that threatens to break Moe’s brain, i...2023-07-262h 15No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 128: CLOWNADO COMMENTARYMiss us? NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES has – as you may have noticed – been taking an extended break during the ongoing end of the world, but we miss all of you SO much so we decided to release something special. A couple of years back the legendary Todd Sheets asked Moe and Doug to provide a commentary for the Blu-Ray release of his horror-comedy CLOWNADO. Neither of us ended up seeing a copy in the wild, but it was reported back to us that they DO exist. Either way, we figured enough time has passed at this point that even people who don’...2022-07-211h 39No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 127: LISTENER SPECIALYour no-budget pals Moe and Doug have been at this since 2011, so we figured it’s about time to let our listeners get a word in. On this VERY SPECIAL episode of No-Budget Nightmares we have letters and audio clips from our listeners, who are eager(?) to ask questions, make comments, and to reinforce why it’s probably best to leave this to the professionals (does anyone know any?). It could be a disaster, but there’s only one way to know for sure. Let’s listen!
Want more of this goodness (and some fine perks...2020-03-101h 33No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 126: PLAGA ZOMBIE: ZONA MUTANTE: REVOLUCION TOXICA (2011)A horrible plague threatening to destroy the earth? Only in the movies! On episode 126 Moe and Doug return to the greatest Argentinian zombie trilogy ever: PLAGA ZOMBIE! This time we’re looking at the most polished of the bunch with PLAGA ZOMBIE: ZONA MUTANTE: REVOLUCION TOXICA (2011), which sees the return of Max Giggs, Bill Johnson and our beloved John West, who do battles with zombies, aliens and zombie aliens in a desperate attempt to save the world! Along the way we get blood, gore, friendship, pantomime birth, and the musical number to end all musical numbers. JOIN US.
...2020-02-041h 45No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 125: RISE OF THE ANIMALS (2011)On episode 125 of No-Budget Nightmares it’s the apocalypse.. AGAIN! This time the animals have risen up to take out humanity, and we have an intrepid (and very cold looking) trio making their way across Rochester, New York to deliver a cell phone. On the way, there’s rabbit attacks, squirrel attacks, gorilla attacks, turtle attacks and SO MANY MORE ATTACKS. It’s RISE OF THE ANIMALS and it’s a) fun as hell and b) only an hour long. WHAT A CONCEPT! TAKE DRUGS AND LISTEN.
We’ve recently added a No-Budget Nightmares Discord server. If you have t...2019-12-181h 40No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 124: THE ZOMBIE ARMY (1991)I WANT YOU FOR.. THE ZOMBIE ARMY! On a brand new episode of No-Budget Nightmares THE LADS take on the 1991 SOV Delaware-lensed zombie classic THE ZOMBIE ARMY. Featuring: TWO head explosions, neck biting, battery acid-fu and some LETHAL LADIES (/w theme song). It’s the best thing going today, and it’s all for you. CHECK IT OUT, MAGGOTS!
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Want more of this goodness (and some fi...2019-11-231h 40No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 123: PANTHEON BLACK (2010)In the arms of an angel! It's NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES #123, and we're getting RELIGIOUS with the apocalyptic green-screen sci-fi madness of Fabian Rush's PANTHEON BLACK. It's a bit like ALIEN, a bit like EVENT HORIZON and a bit like that dream you had after eating a burrito where nothing made sense and everyone looked a bit fuzzy. But you have MOE and DOUG as your guides, which means FUN (fun not guaranteed). Time to watch!2019-10-051h 42No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 122: METAL NOIR (1990)This week on No-Budget Nightmares we're chatting about a true obscurity. It's the brand new (actually old) shot-on-video horror film METAL NOIR, originally directed by David R. Williams back in 1990, before immediately falling into obscurity. That was, until shot-on-video writer, creator and historian Tony Masiello unearthed it, polished it, and brought it back to the world as a special edition DVD. But was all that effort worth it? It's up to Moe and Doug to pass judgment. I wonder what they'll say? GUESS I'LL HAVE TO LISTEN AND FIND OUT!2019-08-211h 42No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 121: SUDDEN FURY (1997)WALKER! We've got another Patreon request episode, and this one is a DOOZY. 1997's SUDDEN FURY is full of explosions, full-body burns, gore, and incomprehensible accents. It also has the late David Warbeck (from Lucio Fulci's THE BEYOND) in one of his final roles. It's a rare No-Budget Nightmares action movie, and Moe and Doug get positively giddy as they walk through the bonkers plot (and some truly wretched acting) to get to the good stuff. Also, they go a little overboard on the accents. Sorry!2019-08-021h 43No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 120: THE SLASHER (2000)On a BRAND NEW episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES we're watching Jim Haggerty's 2000 slasher film called, uh, THE SLASHER! It has bad acting, sound and dialogue, but what about the plot? That's bad too! But that's ok, since we're going to go through it scene by scene anyway, because what ELSE CAN WE DO? Nothing! CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULE AND LISTEN!2019-07-181h 55No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 119: THE AMAZING BULK (2012)BULK SMOOSH! As you may have guessed 2012's THE AMAZING BULK is a mockbuster/parody of Ang Lee's THE INCREDIBLE HULK, except made in five days and shot entirely against a green screen using pre-rendered stock footage and computer generated models. It's exactly as good as that would suggest. There are tornado transformations, Stanley Kubrick references, ED humor and.. look.. it's garbage, ok? But its short garbage. It's No-Budget Nightmares. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?2019-06-041h 47No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 118: TERROR AT TENKILLER (1986)HORROR! TERROR! SCARES! On this episode of No-Budget Nightmares we're discussing 1986's TERROR AT TENKILLER, which is so incompetent they forgot to record any audio while making it, so a different crew had to step in and complete the darn thing! Moe and Doug have plenty of fun picking this dull slasher movie apart, and we even bring on the wonderful Freeman Williams (who provides a voice in the film) to tell us about its creation and to recreate a memorable scene with our hosts! We also announce our upcoming live stream, which you're going to want to be a...2019-05-032h 00No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 117: DEAD HUNT (2007)A no-budget nightmares RETURN! And this time, thanks to a Patreon request, we're delving back into the work of Don Dohler! In fact, DEAD HUNT is Don's final film (co-directed by HARVESTERS' and STAKES' Joe Ripple), and it's an old fashioned slasher flick with a touch of post-SCREAM metacommentary for good measure. It's tons 'o fun, aside from a few issues with, uh, pronunciation. Have a listen and tell your friends right.. NOW!2019-04-192h 07No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 116: VIOLENT NEW BREED (1997)YES! No-Budget Nightmares returned with the movie that killed Monday, whupped Tuesday and put Wednesday in the hospital! It's Todd Sheets' VIOLENT NEW BREED. It's a ton o' faith-based fun, with a gang of drug-pushing "Breeders" making life hell for the citizens of "New York City", and features the immortal Rudy Ray Moore in a supporting role! It also has demon plant vaginas, Pac-Man shirts, JERRY ANGELL, Satan, and so much more! LET'S DIG IN!2019-02-162h 05No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 115: IOWA – THE DIRECTOR’S CUT (2005)And now for something EXTREMELY different. Thanks to a Patreon request from listener Tyler Sharp, we've been blessed with a one-of-a-kind item: a preliminary cut of Matt Farnsworth's IOWA that was later re-edited for DVD release. Unlike most/all No-Budget Nightmares features, this one had a budget, a crew and name talent in front of the camera, but guess what? It's bad! Meth, corn, mangled genitals and bowler hats abound in this mess of a movie, and we're here for it. Clear off your afternoon and have a listen.2019-01-192h 01No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 114: BEYOND THE 7TH DOOR (1987)We're back! It's a HOLIDAY MIRACLE! After a two month hiatus, No-Budget Nightmares returns with the 1987 Canuxploitation oddity BEYOND THE 7TH DOOR, starring the unforgettable (and unintelligible) Lazar Rockwood! Our hero, joined by a cocktail clad - and much more competent - lady-friend chainsmokes his way through SEVEN DEADLY ROOMS in order to unearth some hidden treasure, but will his greed get the better of him? I'm betting YES! It's a grand old time all around, so time to stop shopping for the kids and start LISTENING.2018-12-111h 28No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 113: OPERATION DANCE SENSATION (2003)It's another NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES PATREON SPECIAL, and that means something WEIRD! And, in this case, something GERMAN! Thanks to listener LARS for forcing us to watch the 2003 action-satire-gore-comedy OPERATION DANCE SENSATION, which has MASSIVE GUNS, endless NINJAS and an EPIC running time it doesn't quite deserve. But it's plenty violent, and has a snappy theme song, and that's good enough for us. GATHER YOUR FAMILY AND LISTEN!2018-10-131h 53No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 112: PLAGA ZOMBIE: ZONA MUTANTA (2001)It's a NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES *FIRST*! A SEQUEL! Moe and Doug return to ARGENTINA to check out the mid-point of the beloved PLAGA ZOMBIE trilogy, and they LOVE IT! In fact, there's some discussion about whether this is the BEST NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES FILM EVER! But that's at the end. Before that, you'll have to enjoy hearing THE BOYS wax philosophic about beheadings, disembowlings and JOHN WEST! It's all that and a bag of chips, so what are you waiting for? START LISTENING, JERKS!2018-09-161h 51No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 111: PHOBE: THE XENOPHOBIC EXPERIMENTS (1995)Sgt. Gregory Dapp is a renegade space cop hunting down a deadly creature across the cosmos. The beast, called a PHOBE, makes its way to planet earth with DAPP hot on its trail, but soon comes upon a young high school cheerleader who has unknowingly stolen its egg. Can DAPP protect the young woman AND steal her heart? Can he stop the PHOBE from reproducing and bring it back to his commander? Can he sport the dumbest haircut in cinema history? Can he dance awkwardly with a HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT? Can he constantly wear sunglasses to cover his glowing yellow...2018-08-151h 44No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 110: CARDS OF DEATH (1986)Does it get any better than a SOV horror that had a limited international release in the 80s finally getting released in North America 28 years later (thanks to Bleeding Skull)? No, it doesn’t! And CARDS OF DEATH isn’t just some boring obscurity, it’s weird as hell, and introduced the world to “Gunny” Gunther, the dumbest, angriest cop ever! And don’t get us started on the closing credits song! No-Budget Nightmares returns to its roots, and we couldn’t be happier. Want more of this goodness (and some fine perks)? Support No-Budget Nightmare on PATREON! Go ahead and check out NO...2018-08-031h 33
Eric Roberts is the ManEpisode 79: Scavenger Killers (2014) (/w Moe Porne)It's a horror movie! It's right-wing propaganda! It's a horror movie *AND* right-wing propaganda! This week we're joined by No-Budget Nightmares and alt.nerd.obsessive host MOE PORNE to talk about 2014's despicable THE SCAVENGER KILLERS, featuring Charles Durning, Robert Loggia, Dustin "SCREECH" Diamond and ERIC ROBERTS! We also chat about whether you should cuddle chickens, our favorite Mexican food, THE DARK KNIGHT, the crushing depression that fills every second of our day(s) and SO MUCH MORE! LET'S LISTEN!
The post Episode 79: Scavenger Killers (2014) (/w Moe Porne) appeared first on Eric Roberts is the Man.2018-07-231h 05No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 108: DRACULA (THE DIRTY OLD MAN) (1969)YOU ASKED FOR IT! YOU GOT IT! It's a Something Weird (and Moe Porne) favorite, 1969's DRACULA (THE DIRTY OLD MAN), featuring all manners of rubber bats, sexual assault, and a soundtrack full of lame jokes recorded to make up for its unusable original audio! You also get Irving Jackalman, sex through pants, and some of the most uncomfortable dirty talk you're likely to ever hear and uncontrollable laughter. Who could ask for anything more? It's No-Budget Nightmares!2018-06-141h 30No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 105: THE TAINT (2011)Exploding dongs. SO MANY EXPLODING DONGS. 2011's THE TAINT is a bad taste smörgåsbord, gleefully crossing the line at every opportunity with its unique mixture of quirky humor, bodily fluids, shockingly slick FX and a tremendous synth soundtrack. But IS IT ANY GOOD? Let your good friends Moe and Doug decide! Or not! We're not your parents! Also included is our big ROBOT NINJA announcement, so check that out. TIME TO LISTEN, JERKS!2018-04-191h 22No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 103: SCHIZOPHRENIAC: THE WHORE MANGLER (1997)After ANOTHER lengthy sabbatical, NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES RETURNS! For the first episode of 2018, Moe and Doug go deep on a film featuring murder, masturbation, necrophilia and ventriloquism! It's Ron Atkins' nutzo 1997 SOV classic SCHIZOPHRENIAC: THE WHORE MANGLER, featuring one of the most gloriously unhinged performances in microbudget cinema HISTORY. WE GOTTA GET STRONG SO WE CAN KILL THE WORLD!2018-01-311h 40No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 102: SAMURAI VAMPIRE BIKERS FROM HELL (1992)HO HO HO! MERRY NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES CHRISTMAS! This year’s holiday special features Scott Shaw’s immortal SAMURAI VAMPIRE BIKERS FROM HELL, the film that brought the revolutionary concept of ZEN FILM-MAKING to the world, and one that somehow manages to be tedious, incomprehensible AND less than an hour long! Enjoy the opportunity to hear both Moe and Doug slowly lose their minds as they try to make sense of the plot, characters and stolen sound effects from DUMB AND DUMBER. IT’S A MIRACLE! Want more of this goodness (and some fine perks)? Support No-Budget Nightmare on PATREON! Go ahead an...2017-12-201h 46No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 101: SOUL OF THE DEMON (1991)It’s NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES: THE NEXT GENERATION! After crossing the 100th episode threshold, we’re back with 1991’s EXCEEDINGLY GORY SOV possession movie SOUL OF THE DEMON! Despite an interminable 45 minutes of set-up, there’s head slicing, crotch slicing, stomach slicing.. ALL THE SLICING A PERSON CAN HANDLE! Time to BOLDLY GO WHERE NO-ONE HAS GONE BEFORE and LISTEN! Want more of this goodness (and some fine perks)? Support No-Budget Nightmare on PATREON! Go ahead and check out NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES on Facebook and Twitter! You’ll be our best friend. Or check out Moe and Doug on Twitter! And head over to Dork Shelf...2017-11-301h 49No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 100: 100TH EPISODE SPECTACULAR!SIX YEARS. ONE HUNDRED MOVIES. It's been a long, strange, often baffling trip, but No-Budget Nightmares reaches episode ONE HUNDRED in STYLE with FOUR special interviews, a MYSTERY MOVIE for the ages, and a count-down of our very favorite NBN episodes. Did I mention it's almost FIVE HOURS LONG?! Yeah, it's EPIC. So, clean your schedule, send the kids to the movies and light some candles.. It's time to show Moe and Doug how much you love 'em! MWAH!2017-10-134h 43No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 99: WOODCHIPPER MASSACRE (1988)THE MARCH TO #100 CONTINUES! On this penultimate episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES we toss our ENTIRE HISTORY in the WOODCHIPPER for a good ol' fashioned WOODCHIPPER MASSACRE! Jon McBride's 1988 black comedy classic features an incredible Casio keyboard soundtrack, wholesome slaughter and TOM, the oldest 12-year-old that has ever existed! THE END OF THE WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING! Spend the apocalypse with MOE and DOUG!2017-09-271h 37No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 98: TARTARUS (2005)The MARCH TO 100 continues with a return visit to the works of auteur DAVE WASCAVAGE, the director of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES classics SUBURBAN SASQUATCH, FUNGICIDE and MALEVOLENT ASCENT! This time Moe and Doug delve into the long-awaited TARTARUS and get terrorized by the film’s vision of a CG hell full of TURD TABLES, terrifying OTTOMANS, and more UFOs than you can shake a stick at. It’s a MESS and WE LOVE IT! GIVE THE KIDS A COUPLE OF BUCKS AND TELL THEM TO STAY OUT LATE! It’s NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES and IT’S ALL GOOD! Want more of this goodness...2017-08-221h 41No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 97: TERROR AT BAXTER U (2003)EVERYONE IN YOUR SEATS! On this episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES, Moe and Doug are like school in summertime... NO CLASS! Also, a vicious CHUPACABRA is on the loose thanks to some potent Mexican sorcery. Students at BAXTER U are being dispatched in a variety of messy (off-screen ways), and it's up to a trigger happy lieutenant and a senior class of idiots - with the help of their not-at-all-suspicious teacher - to get to the bottom of the mystery. The whole thing is written (and stars!) Bill Vincent, who is best known for teaching Sam Raimi at the University of...2017-08-011h 51No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 95: THE DEVIL ANT (1999)It's the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES debut of DAVID "ROCK" NELSON! Moe and Doug hop in the wayback machine to check out his epic (2 1/2 hour!) monster classic THE DEVIL ANT featuring Tom Savini, Forrest J. Ackerman, Roger Corman, Svengoolie, Conrad Brooks, John Russo and HILLARY CLINTON! By the end, you'll be going MAD! We're 95 episodes deep and there's NO GOING BACK NOW! Grab a cup of JAVA (with sugar) and some CHINESE FOOD, it's time to face the terrible, terrifying wrath of THE DEVIL ANT!2017-06-232h 16No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 94: MEAT MARKET (2000)It's the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.. IN CANADA! Welcome to the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES podcast, and we're looking at the first film in Brian Clement's MEAT MARKET trilogy featuring ZOMBIES, BUTTER TARTS, LUCHADORES, VAMPIRES and people dressed like IDIOTS. There's plenty of gore and pitiful acting, but also a big surprise: PORNOGRAPHY! Come for the gore, and stay for Moe and Doug getting endlessly confused about the cast, the plot, and pretty much everything else! LISTEN OR DIE.2017-06-071h 57No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 93: SPINE (1986)He is looking for Linda.. AND THAT COULD BE ANYBODY!! It's 1986's SPINE, a SOV horror classic featuring a Hank Williams Jr./Ole Anderson/Barry Gibb lookalike murdering nurses while the cops struggle with their ancient computers! IT BLOWS, but that doesn't stop Moe and Doug from talking about it for NINETY MINUTES because LIFE IS HELL and WHAT ELSE ARE YA GONNA DO?! ALL MY ROWDY FRIENDS ARE COMING OVER TONIGHT, so tell the rest of the world to GO TO HELL and listen!2017-05-171h 41No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 92: HEAVY METAL MASSACRE (1989)YOU CAN'T KILL NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES! Yes, after a TWO MONTH break fans feared it was the END OF THE LINE, but Moe and Doug are back and better(?!) than ever! Not only that, but they've got a ROCKIN' movie to explore with 1989's HEAVY METAL MASSACRE, which features all of the belly-shirts, skull necklaces, VIDEO EFFECTS, chainsaws, wooden pallets and HAMMER MURDER that your greedy little eyeballs (or earholes) can handle! It's all here and it's all METAL. LISTEN!2017-05-021h 40No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 91: MONSTURD (2003)Time to drop the kids off at the pool, because on this episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES we're plumbing the depths to bring you 2003's MONSTURD! Moe and Doug are up to their elbows in the brown stuff, and only their quick wit, Pepto Bismol, adult diapers and EARTH'S YELLOW SUN can save them, so grab your foul-mouthed dummy, strap on some toilet rolls and let's get down to BUSINESS! POOP!2017-02-251h 36No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 89: BASKET CASE (1982)Time for another No-Budget Nightmares TREAT, and they don't get much bigger than Frank Henenlotter's microbudget bad taste sleaze horror classic BASKET CASE! Start off the new year right with startling sound clips, political commentary, and plenty of hanging dong. Moe and Doug are in depressed loner paradise with this adorable tale of brothers getting violent revenge, and we've invited you to listen in. WHAT'S IN THE BASKET?! Download and find out!2017-01-141h 40No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 88: JAN-GEL, THE BEAST FROM THE EAST (1999)It's the HOLIDAYS! Almost! And that means it's time for the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES ANNUAL CHRISTMAS CRAPTACULAR, and what better way to say goodbye to this awful, awful year than with your good buddies DOUG and MOE?! This year our pernicious pair is spending time with Conrad Brook's awful JAN-GEL, THE BEAST FROM THE EAST, and so can you. DELETE ALL OTHER PODCASTS. THIS IS YOUR NEW GOD. Merry everything!2016-12-091h 36No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 84: 555 (1988)POLICE AND THIEVES! IN THE STREETS! It's episode 84 of No-Budget Nightmares and we're doing another PATREON SPECIAL (thanks Adam Lounsbery!) featuring Wally Koz's legendary 555. Y'see, there's a hippy killer on the loose and he's butchering couples just for the kicks, and you won't be able to guess who it is until the very.. last.. frame. Fire up the lights, Moe and Doug are here for you. Now listen.2016-09-251h 22No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 83: MY LOVELY BURNT BROTHER AND HIS SQUASHED BRAIN (1988)Saluto! It's episode 83 of No-Budget Nightmares and this time we're heading to Italy, renowned for its black gloved killers, expensive wines and MY LOVELY BURNT BROTHER AND HIS SQUASHED BRAIN! It's a microbudget John Waters-tinged slasher with lashings of incomprehensible characters, dialogue, and a guy cutting off his junk with garden shears. Sixty minutes of shaky video and punk music? For Moe and Doug, that's child's play. Come have a listen.2016-09-051h 20No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 82: NECROVILLE (2007)It's No-Budget Nightmares episode 82, and this time Moe and Doug are wasted away again in 2007's NECROVILLE, a buddy-comedy with vampires, werewolves, CHUPACABRAS, and zombies! Co-directed, co-written and starring microbudget stalwart Billy Garberina, it's GHOSTBUSTERS meets SHAUN OF THE DEAD except with more giant chainsaws, hipster vampire masters and falling pianos. Call the sitter and send the dog to the pet hotel.. It's time to listen!2016-08-221h 50No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 80: PLAGA ZOMBIE (1997)Psst.. Ya like zombies? Yeah? How about ARGENTINE zombies? Well, you're in luck, buck-o, because on this week's No-Budget Nightmares we're taking a look at 1997's PLAGA ZOMBIE, which has all the skin ripping, face peeling, blood drinking and ear slicing one could want out of a microbudget zombie movie from 1997! Not only that, but Moe and Doug get POLITICAL, with crucial pointed commentary spread throughout. STOP READING and START LISTENING.2016-07-251h 28No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 79: WNUF HALLOWEEN SPECIAL (2013)Get ready, boils and ghouls! After suffering for their sins for the past few episodes, Moe and Doug get a brief respite from their usual deep hurting with Chris LaMartina's WNUF HALLOWEEN SPECIAL, a beautifully constructed tribute to 80s TV with a unique (and spoooOOOooky) found footage edge. Packed with lovingly constructed period detail and fine performances, this one is a (trick or) treat. Put the kids to bed and LISTEN.2016-07-081h 49No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 77: NIGHTMARE MUSEUM (2006)On an unprecedented episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES, Doug and Moe are facing perhaps their greatest challenge: a movie that isn't a movie. Sixty straight minutes of Barbie dolls slamming against each other for the amusement of none. Its 2006's NIGHTMARE MUSEUM and it's pure pain, administered directly to the eyeballs. You'll be shaken, you'll be stirred, and you'll never be the same again.2016-06-111h 12No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 75: SPLATTER: ARCHITECTS OF FEAR (1986)Time to UNSUBSCRIBE from all other podcasts because NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES is BACK and it's WEIRD AS HELL. After a trademark hiatus, Moe and Doug delve deep into the behind-the-scenes Canuxploitation classic SPLATTER: ARCHITECTS OF FEAR which shows that behind their veneer of politeness, all Canadians THIRST FOR BLOOD. There's throat slitting, death-by-sex, head explosions, and a full body stab, as well as the lovable Fang walking us through all this movie making hullabaloo. TIME TO LISTEN!2016-05-131h 21No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 74: WEASELS RIP MY FLESH (1979)You lucky kids today can toss together a movie on your phone, but back in 1979 it took GUTS and BALLS and SOME SKILL. That's what 16-year-old Nathan Schiff did with just a dream, a Super-8 camera, and some rudimentary modeling skill, and the result was the wonderfully titled WEASELS RIP MY FLESH! Filled with violence and suspiciously turd-looking weasels, WRMF doesn't make much sense, but BOY is it entertaining. Best of all, you get to hear Doug and Moe talk about it for NINETY MINUTES. Strap yourself in, bozos!2016-03-121h 31No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 73: JENNIFER HELP US (2014)KILL YOUR DARLINGS and EAT YOUR MAKEUP, it’s time for Episoder 73 of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES featuring the Patreon-requested shot-on-iPhone exploitation throwback JENNIFER HELP US from 2014! Moe is sleep deprived and Doug is high on caffeine so this time you’re getting a messy, pun-filled affair with all of the half-considered diatribes you know and love. Grab your skull mask and rev up your chainsaw, folks, because it’s time to dip in right… now! Check out the entire JENNIFER HELP US film for *FREE* right now! Watch and then listen! MAKE A DAY OUT OF IT! If you liked JENNIFER HELP US, yo...2016-02-121h 26No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 72: SLIME CITY (1988)Oh don’t lean on me man/Cause you can’t afford the ticket/I’m back on SLIME CITY! NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES returns with the oft-requested, goop-covered, 80s low-budget classic SLIME CITY from director Greg Lamberson. Filled with grimy 80s NYC atmosphere and packed with ooze, sludge and gore, Moe and Doug are kicking off 2016 with a BANG as they dive into a pool of gloopy goodness and come out REBORN. AND THAT’S NOT ALL! It’s *CONTEST TIME*! You can win yourself a copy the 3-Disc ULTIMATE EDITION of J.R. Bookwalter’s classic THE DEAD NEXT DOOR. And it’s EASY...2016-01-181h 55No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 71: BAD TASTE (1987)THE BASTARDS HAVE LANDED! It’s the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES holiday spectacular, and this year Moe and Doug are giving themselves a treat: Peter Jackson’s microbudget sci-fi splatter classic BAD TASTE! Stoke the homefire and hang the stockings, because we’re kicking in the new year with BRAIN SQUISHING, SHEEP ‘SPLODING, and CHAINSAW DISMEMBERMENT.. Just like mom used to make! It’s the best thing going today, and available for your ear holes right now. Hope you’ll continue to join us in 2016 you lovely people. KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES! Want more of this goodness (and some fine perks)? Support No-Budget Ni...2015-12-202h 23No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 70: HOBO WITH A TRASH CAN (2015)IT’S HERE! Our rantiest episode EVER! It’s our look at the all-star microbudget anthology spectacular HOBO WITH A TRASH CAN, which is chock-full of aliens, radioactive condoms, murderous apples and SO MUCH MORE. It also contains the worst anthology segment we’ve ever seen, and a second half that made Moe and Doug want to hurl themselves into a WOODCHIPPER. But, they persevered and you now get to enjoy the DELICIOUS results! Also includes an awesome SONG from ROO! LISTEN OR DIE. Want more of this goodness (and some fine perks)? Support No-Budget Nightmare on PATREON! Go ahead and ch...2015-11-242h 03No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 69: HAUNTED-WEEN (1991)It’s our favorite time of the year! The time when ghosts, witches and goblins rule supreme! It’s.. uh.. HAUNTEDWEEN! So get your frat brothers together and slap a coat of paint on the ol’ Burber place, because it’s time to get SLOPPY. Doug Robertson’s microbudget slasher film makes for a fine respite for our dutiful hosts, but will they find themselves chilled to the bone? Or will the meager pleasures leave them cold? YOU MUST LISTEN TO DISCOVER THE TERRIFYING SECRETS! Want more of this goodness (and some fine perks)? Support No-Budget Nightmare on PATREON! Go ahead and...2015-10-301h 52No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 68: KILLER KLOWNS FROM KANSAS ON KRACK (2003)PT Barnum said it so long ago/There’s one born every minute don’t you know Just kidding. KILLER KLOWNS FROM KANSAS ON KRACK has absolutely nothing to do with KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE, though it does have 100% more racist puppets, guinea pig eating and glorious, GLORIOUS ennui. KKFKOK comes from the mind of Charles E. Cullen, who is as good at dancing as he is bad at directing, and it’s as twisted as it is painfully boring! Still, Moe and Doug tunnel into the bowels and manage to squeeze out some delicious goodness into their wanting mouths. G...2015-10-061h 39No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 67: FEEDERS (1996)KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES! No-Budget Nightmares returns to tackle the mid-90s SOV alien invasion classic FEEDERS directed by Mark & John Polonia and Jon McBride! It has it all: primitive CGI, gore, knee-high aliens, beautiful BABES, and lots and lots of beautiful padding. Could this be a terrifying vision of things to come? Only one way to find out! LISTEN! Want more of this goodness (and some fine perks)? Support No-Budget Nightmare on PATREON! Go ahead and check out NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES on Facebook! You’ll be our best friend. Or check out Moe and Doug on Twitter! And head over to Daily...2015-09-111h 32No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 66: THINGS (1989)“D’you want to see some bloood?”. We’ve got ourselves in a TAILSPIN thanks to Pateron campaign contributor Jessica Garcia, who kindly suggested that Moe and Doug FINALLY tackle Canuxploitation classic THINGS! Being faced with such a ghastly, brutal, horrible, insane film drives our hosts to new heights(?!) of frivolity and madness, and the whole sick business culminates in a brand new epic tune from Roo! Grow out your dirtstaches and crank some Triumph.. it’s time to experience THINGS. Want to see some of THINGS in action? Check out this incredible clip! Chilled to the bone by Don’s terrifying...2015-08-082h 07No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 65: RETURN OF THE GHOSTBUSTERS (2007)WHO YA GONNA CALL! The.. uh.. Denver Ghostbusters! No-Budget Nightmares takes its first trip into FAN FILM territory, and this one’s a doozy. RETURN OF THE GHOSTBUSTERS brings together a whole new group of ghostbusters, and while they are missing the charm, wit and acting ability of the original GHOSTBUSTERS, they make up for it with plenty of awkward pop culture references and an appearance from THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD. There’s special(?) effects galore, and once it actually gets going it’s not half-bad. Thanks go out to listener and Patreon subscriber James Owens for forcing this upon u...2015-07-201h 56No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 64: NIGHTBEAST (1982)It’s a few weeks later and WOMEN’S STUDIES still plague our host’s nightmares. Thankfully, there’s a Baltimore-lensed solution to their problems: Don Dohler’s sci-fi/action microbudget classic NIGHTBEAST! For ONE NIGHT ONLY the show becomes NO-BUDGET LEGENDS as Moe and Doug celebrate the amazing accomplishments and outstanding career of the late filmmaker, while delving deep into the bottomless pleasures of Nightbeast’s decapitatin’, laser-shootin’, organ yanking exploits. They end the episode revitalized, reborn and ready for ACTION. Listen! LISTEN! LISTEN!! Want more of this goodness (and some fine perks)? Support No-Budget Nightmare on PATREON! You can watch the whole...2015-06-221h 40No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 63: WOMEN’S STUDIES (2010)Uh oh! Something has Moe and Doug PEEVED. Yes, it’s the rantiest episode of No-Budget Nightmares EVER as the pair tangle with a viewer-picked movie that proves to be a blizzard of ignorance and threatens to break their resolve to tiny bits. At first WOMEN’S STUDIES seems like it’ll merely be innocently dumb and misguided, but soon a free-flowing river of misogyny spews all over the faces and groins of your beloved hosts. There’s only one solution.. EVISCERATION! It’s NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES vs the MRAs in the BATTLE OF THE CENTURY! And KEEP LISTENING until the end to hea...2015-06-072h 25No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 62: SLAUGHTER TALES (2012)Johnny Dickie wrote, directed and starred in SLAUGHTER TALES when he was 14. In case you missed that, let me write it again: Johnny Dickie wrote, directed and starred in SLAUGHTER TALES when he was *14*. The hosts of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES are both TWENTY years older than that, which makes them very, very sad to think about. They’ve decided to express their anger, frustration and jealousy by ripping into the ONE-MAN-BAND anthology, while occasionally pausing to tell Johnny to GET OFF THEIR LAWNS. It’s a supremely silly new episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES! This is also the start of a BRAND NEW co...2015-05-222h 00No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 61: VAMPIRE COP (1990)Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account? A: At a blood bank Q: Why doesn’t anyone like Count Dracula? A: He’s a pain in the neck Q: When is a vampire movie NOT a vampire movie? A: When it’s a VAMPIRE COP movie! Fresh off the success of 1987’s CANNIBAL HOOKERS and 1989’s SCREAM DREAM, Donald Farmer decided to meld together HORROR and ACTION and came up with a cop that TAKES A BITE OUT OF CRIME! And this Vampire Cop *SUCKS*! Moe and Doug say FANGS for the memories as they BAT their eyelids at the num...2015-04-301h 56No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 60: THE DEAD NEXT DOOR (1989)DON’T KILL THE ZOMBIES! LEAVE THE ZOMBIES ALONE! Assemble your ZOMBIE SQUAD, ladies and gents, because it’s time to dip back into the J.R. Bookwalter tub and experience the delightful dose of Super-8 zombie goodness that is 1989’s THE DEAD NEXT DOOR. STRAIGHT OUTTA AKRON, it’s one of the most well known – and well loved – microbudget films EVER, and Moe and Doug hungrily lap it up and ask for SECONDS. It’s GOOD and GOOD FOR YOU. YUMMO. Want more of this goodness? Support No-Budget Nightmare on PATREON! Go ahead and check out NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES on Facebook! You’ll...2015-04-162h 06No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 59: HOUSE OF FORBIDDEN SECRETS (2013)Are you ready? CAN you be ready? TODD SHEETS is here, and Moe and Doug are about to enter his HOUSE OF FORBIDDEN SECRETS before ALL OF YOU SUCKERS! That’s right! It might not be available to the general public yet, but OUR HOSTS ARE SPECIAL and they get to see things *nobody* else can see. It’s got GEORGE HARDY. It’se got LLOYD KAUFMAN. It’s got FABIO (F**CKING) FRIZZI. It’s got DYANNE THORNE. We’ve got TODD! TODD! TODD! TODD! TODD! TODD! TODD! TODD! TODD! TODD! It’s a SHEETSTRAVAGANZA and it’s all for you. Stick around...2015-03-232h 01No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 58: FUNGICIDE (2005)It’s a Wascavage FAMILY AFFAIR! That’s right! From the creator of SUBURBAN SASQUATCH and MALEVOLENT ASCENT comes FUNGICIDE, a “special”-effects packed horror comedy that’s fun(?!) for the whole family! If you thought the effects in SS were something, you ain’t seen NOTHING yet. We have puppets. We have paper mache heads. We have PEOPLE IN MUSHROOM COSTUMES. We have computer wizardry! It’s enough to make Doug and Moe cry out in pain/delight. And it’s all here on Episode 58 of the No-Budget Nightmares podcast. There’s a FUNGUS AMONG US! Don’t have time to listen to th...2015-03-011h 43No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 57: HI-8 (2014)IT’S THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF SOV! The *BEST OF THE BEST* have assembled to form a VOLTRON of microbudget AWESOMENESS! HI-8 is an anthology film that brings together a WHO’S WHO of no-budget directors: Ron Bonk, Donald Farmer, Marcus Koch, Tony Masiello, Tim Ritter, Chris Seaver, Todd Sheets and Brad Sykes! Eight stories (plus a wraparound), and Moe and Doug are in SOV-HEAVEN! CAN YOU HANDLE IT? Can our HOSTS handle it?! ORGAN MEAT! VHS! TODD SHEEEEEEEETS! Keep listening until the end to hear Roo’s latest masterpiece! Can’t wait? Listen right now! Want more of this goodness? Suppor...2015-02-111h 50No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 56: MANBORG (2011)Welcome to the FUTURE! Or, at least, to the first No-Budget Nightmares episode of 2015! And it’s not just ANY episode, it’s a super special treat for both the audience *and* Moe and Doug as our hosts get PUMPED UP by Astron-6’s immortal MANBORG. Sensational, inspirational AND celebrational, MANBORG is the most rootin’ tootin rollickin’ good time our hosts have had since their last Todd Sheets marathon, and with full hearts and open minds they are setting their sights on the next 365 days.. and beyond! Go ahead and check out NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES on Facebook! You’ll be our best friend...2015-01-231h 19No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 55: I DREAM OF DRACULA (2003)BORN IN THE USA! Yes, after a lengthy international excursion to Germany and Japan, No-Budget Nightmares is back on home (?) soil for our two eternally jetlagged hosts to enjoy Jim Haggerty’s 2003 vampire-comedy I DREAM OF DRACULA. Here’s a fun drinking game: Every time Doug says “shit”, you should throw back a shot. You’ll be immediately wasted, which might be the only way to enjoy this ode to bad acting, worse story and some of the most unpleasant nudity either of our hosts have experienced. Fangs for the memories, I DREAM OF DRACULA! Go ahead and check out NO-BUDGET N...2014-12-151h 16No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 54: GUINEA PIG – DEVIL’S EXPERIMENT (1985)How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. This episode is PLENTY late, due to some persistent sound issues meaning it had to be recorded TWICE. Yes, TWICE! That means that Doug and Moe had to extract themselves from the slime (and maggots, and organ meat) of 1985’s GUINEA PIG and then hop right back into it again. And it’s all for you! Was the second time a charm? SORT OF! You get discussion of Moe’s work soundtrack, the upcoming American Guinea Pig film, some incomprehensible sound clips, Doug with a cold, Moe running on no sleep...2014-11-191h 15No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 53: VIOLENT SHIT (1989)It’s time for some CROTCH VIOLENCE! That’s right, Violent Shitters, on episode 53 of NBN Moe and Doug slip into the dark, German-y sewage of Andreas Schnaas 1989 ode to filth and depravity VIOLENT SHIT. The pair tag along with Karl the Butcher as he slices off hands, heads and penises while listening to W.A.S.P. and UB40! You also get to hear the winner of our LIGHT OF BLOOD DVD contest! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?! Deutschland, Deutschland über alles! Go ahead and check out NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES on Facebook! You’ll be our best friend. Or check out Moe ...2014-10-211h 29No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 52: CATHOLIC GHOULGIRLS (2004)CAN IT BE TRUE? Moe and Doug have returned to pleasure you aurally! But this time we have a special guest: CONFLICT! This is a rare episode where our two debonair hosts disagree on the quality of the movie being discussed, and therefore TEAR INTO EACH OTHER with delightful vigor. Did the constant technical failures and pop culture ramblings of Eamon Hardiman’s CATHOLIC GHOULGIRLS break Doug’s brain? LISTEN AND FIND OUT! And that’s not all! It’s CONTEST TIME on No-Budget Nightmares! You can WIN A COPY of the no-budget Cuban-American werewolf movie LIGHT OF BLOOD (featuring commenta...2014-09-291h 45No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 51: ODD NOGGINS (2000)Yum! Pudding! Joe Sherlock’s ODD NOGGINS came at the end of the 90s SOV boom, and it’s PLENTY weird – packed with high-riding underwear, curvy ladies, bathtubs and a UFO plot that gleefully makes no sense at all. How about an extended visit to the Circle K? Why not! Have some footage from a comic convention? Throw it in! This is high concept/low quality material, but it’s also like nothing else previously covered on NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES. How will Doug and Moe’s delicate brains hold up? LISTEN and FIND OUT. Go ahead and check out NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES on Facebook...2014-09-021h 32No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 50: COMBAT SHOCK (1984)HAPPY 50th, NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES! And what better way to ring in this anniversary than wallowing in THE MOST DEPRESSING MOVIE EVER?! Seriously. Buddy Giovinazzo’s COMBAT SHOCK is just a carnival of misery which threatens to bum out even our ever-jovial hosts. BUT IT DOESN’T! Instead, Moe and Doug dive into the shit and come out (mostly) unscathed. Watch out mutant babies! STEP ASIDE HAPLESS JUNKIES! IT’S EPISODE 50, and the war is just beginning. Go ahead and check out NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES on Facebook! You’ll be our best friend. Or check out Moe and Doug on Twitter! And head over to ...2014-08-131h 30No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 49: ZOMBIE BLOODBATH (1993)They faced down NIGHTMARE ASYLUM. They battled GOBLIN. They even boogied down with SORORITY BABES IN THE DANCE-A-THON OF DEATH. But now it’s time Moe and Doug to get serious with their Todd Sheets fandom, and what better way than exploring the film where Sheets got SERIOUS? 1993’s ZOMBIE BLOODBATH sees Todd working with a bigger budget, a larger cast, better FX and the GLORIOUS MULLET OF JERRY ANGELL! Is it time to give the devil his due, or will our stalwart hosts be overcome by some face-melting nuclear fallout? Have a little listen and find out! Go ahead and c...2014-07-262h 03No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 48: TALES OF THE DEAD (2010)It’s time for some mildly disappointing ANARCHY in the UK! On episode 48 of the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES podcast we take a look at Kemal Yildirim’s 2010 anthology film TALES OF THE DEAD where almost nothing happens and the endings are all TERRIBLE! We guide you through the dismorphic tribulations of LESS IS MORE, the irritating coming-of-age tale WOLF CRY, the completely incomprehensible PENANCE and – finally – the troublingly ok CROMWELL’S CURSE! And it’s all wrapped up in a framing story featuring a group of the most easily scared people in existence. It stinks! Thankfully, Roo is back to take the edge off...2014-06-151h 38No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 47: TRUTH OR DARE? A CRITICAL MADNESS (1986)Is it possible? COULD IT BE?! Is it FINALLY time for Doug and Moe to tackle Tim Ritter’s immortal 1986 gonzo-bonzo splatter classic TRUTH OR DARE? A CRITICAL MADNESS? Yes. It is that time. They slap on their copper masks, grab their trusty nunchucks, oil up their chainsaw and gleefully tear into one of the straight-to-video originators. It’s almost too much fun for one podcast, but THAT’S NOT ALL! Stay to the end to hear a specially penned TRUTH OR DARE song from Roo! HOLY UNDERWEAR! Go ahead and check out NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES on Facebook! You’ll be our best...2014-05-241h 36No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 46: RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK: THE ADAPTATION (1989)When you were a kid did you ever go into your backyard with a video camera and try to recreate scenes from your favorite movies? Well, RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK: THE ADAPTATION is sort of like that.. Except it’s THE ENTIRE MOVIE and it took SEVEN YEARS to do! Yes, a group of Mississippi teens spent seven summers making a shot-for-shot recreation of RAIDERS, and actually FINISHED the darn thing. It’s an example of glorious SOV inspiration, but is it any good outside of the novelty factor? Does it even matter? MOE and DOUG dive into the murk...2014-04-231h 34No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 45: I AM HERE…. NOW (2009)What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? OR.. what if he was real estate salesman/architect Neil Breen, who has spent the last ten years bringing his Hollywood dreams to life with a series of wonderfully bizarre films. In I AM HERE…. NOW, Breen plays ALIEN JESUS, who hops off his cross to teach us humans a little something about compassion and renewable energy sources. Are you a government fat-cat lining his pockets with sweet kickbacks? Well, Breen has some very harsh, unconvincing words for you! You also get fake babies, enthusiastic escorts, CA...2014-04-031h 53No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 44: THE ABOMINATION (1986)Hold onto your beers, ladies and gentleman, because you’re about to experience the goopiest, silliest, most drunk-drivingest piece of nonsense to crawl out of mid-80s Texas. It’s Bret McCormick’s THE ABOMINATION, which is blessed with a title that quite accurately (and succinctly) describes the movie it belongs to. It also begins with a five minute highlight reel that makes actually viewing the following 85 minutes entirely unnecessary! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! There’s also farting! Moe and Doug choke this one down with hesitation, but soon find themselves occasionally enjoying the threadbare pleasures on display. Dig into the l...2014-02-261h 38No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 43: VICTOR JULIET’S DIRECTOR’S CUT (2009)You’re a winner! HA HA HA! Michael Fitzgerald STUFFED the ballot box for our recent NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARE poll and now he has to BEND OVER and receive his reward: a review of his 2009 no-budget horror (?) satire VICTOR JULIET’S DIRECTOR’S CUT! Enjoy Lili Taylor-esque actresses in HARDY BOYZ wrestling gear? How about superfluous documentary sequences? Goofy sword fights? It’s all here! You’ll even get to hear Moe get flustered by having the promise of boobs cruelly stolen away. All this and a BRAND NEW song by the AMAZING Roo! Buy a copy of VICTOR JULIET’S DIRECTOR’S C...2014-02-021h 47No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 42: REDNECK ZOMBIES (1989)There’s a bodacious herd of Redneck Zombies back there and they’re coming this way! It’s EPISODE 42 of No-Budget Nightmares, and Moe and Doug are continuing the trend of SOV classics with Pericles Lewnes Troma-distributed zombie-comedy classic REDNECK ZOMBIES. If you like zombies, moonshine, VIOLENCE, ironic t-shirts, spray deodorant and PLENTY of horrible stereotypes you are in for a WHOLE LOT of luck. It’s a gut-munching good time! JOIN US. Go ahead and check out NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES on Facebook! You’ll be our best friend. Or check out Moe and Doug on Twitter! Purchase Redneck Zombies (The 20th Anniver...2014-01-162h 03No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 41: BOARDINGHOUSE (1982)Our house! In the middle of our street! Our BOARDINGHOUSE! It’s the ORIGINATOR of SOV horror, and Moe Porne and Doug Tilley find themselves perplexed while trying to unwrap the mysteries of John Wintergate’s ode to hedonism/psychokinesis. If you like tiger-print banana hammocks, impenetrable timelines, dead cats, and topless nudity, you’re going to want to lap up all of this delicious podcast MILK. Yum yum! Go ahead and check out NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES on Facebook! You’ll be our best friend. Or check out Moe and Doug on Twitter! Purchase Boardinghouse (30th Anniversary Edition)2013-12-232h 06No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 40: VIDEO VIOLENCE (1987)It’s a NEW BEGINNING on the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES podcast! Sure, it’s Moe and Doug breaking down your favorite microbudget wonders, but we have a *new* theme song! A *new* website! A *new* RSS feed! And to kick off our new beginning we’re dipping into Gary P. Cohen’s SOV VHS-era classic VIDEO VIOLENCE – a film that’s been requested since we first started breaking down episodes. This one is HIGH ENERGY and there’s sound drops galore, so strap yourself in, pay your late-fees and rewind your tapes. It’s time for a little VIDEO VIOLENCE. Go ahead and check o...2013-12-101h 47No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 39: KINDERGARTEN NINJA (1994)Sweet sassy molasssy! The NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES PODCAST is *BACK*! And it’s packing HEAT! And for their triumphant return, Moe Porne and Doug “Sweetback” Tilley are covering an all time nutball classic from 1994: KINDERGARTEN NINJA. Featuring NFL legend Dwight Clark as a drunken, womanizing douchebag who turns his life around thanks to MARTIAL ARTS, kids(!) and the ghost of Bruce Lee. Seriously! Clark gets a chance to fight, sing, eat french-fries, cozy up to bimbos, hilariously promote his restaurant and ACT! Sort of! And the episode ends with another INCREDIBLE song by Roo, and the promise of many, many more episod...2013-11-252h 07No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 38: ORDER OF ONE (2006)Wait! WHAT?! No-Budget Nightmares is BACK?!! Why didn’t anyone tell me?! Actually, the return of the NBN Podcast is imminent, but while you’re waiting why not check out this LONG LOST bonus episode! Recorded way back in June, Moe and Doug tackle the wonderfully bizarre Canadian martial arts flick ORDER OF ONE: KUNG-FU KILLING SPREE, which is chocablock full of heart-ripping, head-smashings, NUNCHUCKS and heaps of wonderful Grade-A Canuck cheese. Rent Order of One: Kung Fu Killing Spree on Amazon.com Purchase Order of One: Kung Fu Killing Spree on Amazon Also, you can watch it right now. LEGA...2013-09-201h 30No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 37: CANNIBAL CAMPOUT (1988)We’re CRAZY FROM THE HEAT! It’s the 1988 Jon McBride/Tom Fisher SHOT-ON-VIDEO classic CANNIBAL CAMPOUT, and Moe and Doug get FIRED UP by the meaty bloodletting. This episode has it all: profane sound clips, celebrity impressions, and another brand-new song from Roo, based on the film! Head to the smokehouse, slice up some “teenagers” and dig in. 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Boy meets girl. Boy shares corpse with girl. Boy loses girl to corpse. Boy… does some stuff that is difficult to describe. It’s episode 36 of the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES podcast and we’re talking about some CORPSE F**CKING ART! It’s 1988’s sleaze-art-German classic NEKROMANTIK directed by twisted auteur Jörg Buttgereit, and while some poor souls would only dare dip the tip in, hosts Moe Porne and Doug “SWEETBACK” Tilley have gone whole hog into this ode to dead love. Join us in the murky pool of blood, urine, goo and other bodily fluids, and...2013-05-031h 33No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 34: DEATHERMAN (2013)Microbudget films can be EDUCATIONAL! For instance, in Bobby Keller’s DEATHERMAN we learn that a combination of radiation and acid rain can cause a recently buried weatherman to return to life and CRAVE BLOOD. SCIENCE! So grab your BAROMETER as there’s a WARM PRESSURE SYSTEM of murder coming your way. Thankfully, you have meteorological mad-men Moe Porne and Doug “Sweetback” Tilley to guide you through the highs and lows of this no-budget throwback on the latest episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES! E-mail us IF YOU DARE at nobudgetnightmares@dailygrindhouse.com. [クーポンで1200円OFF 8/26 18:00?8/29 0:59] テレビ台 ローボード 国産 完成品 テレビボード テレビラック 200cm 収納 TV台 TVボード AVボード 日本製【正規輸入品】 アメリカ ハワードミラー 620-315 HOWARD MILLER ORIGINAL HOWARD MILLER IV クオーツ式掛け時計 [大型サイズ]コンドル ポリシャー CP-8型 階段用（ポリッシャー 床用） 【3900円以上送料無料】その他 サンゲツカーペット サンビクトリア 色番VT-1 サイズ 200cm×300cm 【防ダニ】 【日本製】...2013-03-171h 31No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 33: DEADBEAT AT DAWN (1988)Grab your throwing stars and nun-chucks and head to the cemetery for a knock-down, drag-out brawl with episode 33 of the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES PODCAST featuring Jim Van Bebber’s cult classic DEADBEAT AT DAWN. Your intrepid hosts Moe Porne and Doug “Sweetback” Tilley take to the mean streets of Dayton, Ohio and find a near apocalyptic hell-hole of nastiness, where gangs rule the streets and the only way to survive is to RUN LIKE HELL. It’s messy, violent and OH SO AWESOME, so dive in while we make one last big score.2013-03-041h 40No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 32: GOBLIN (1993)Todd Sheets. TODD SHEETS. If you had told us all the way back in Episode #5 that less than 30 episodes later MOE PORNE and DOUG “SWEETBACK” TILLEY would be talking to the man himself, they would have called you a liar. A scoundrel. A miscreant. Yet, here we are not only featuring a film he’s actively disowned (1993′s GOBLIN), but also featuring an interview with the MASTER OF SPLATTER TODD SHEETS! Yeah, this is a big one, so call your parents (adopted or otherwise) and get them to listen as Todd dishes the dirt, peels back the layers and gives a VERY S...2013-02-122h 16No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 31: SLEDGEHAMMER (1983)You could have a steam train, if you’d just lay down your track. Or you could have a SLEDGEHAMMER to the freakin’ SKULL! No, it’s not Peter Gabriel, it’s David DEADLY PREY Prior’s early 80s shot-on-video horror classic SLEDGEHAMMER! Packed to the gills with thoroughly reprehensible (and stupid!) characters, Prior has his cast maneuver the halls of his apartment while avoiding a shape changing, invincible, sledgehammer-wielding, mask-wearing MANIAC! LISTEN to your hosts MOE PORNE and DOUG “SWEETBACK” TILLEY guffaw at the glorious gobs of gore, and ENJOY their mirth towards the macho meatheads who treat their girlfriends al...2013-01-301h 30No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 30: THE 30TH EPISODE SPECTACULAR!OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER! No-Budget Nightmares returns with its 30th episode anniversary spectacular, and you’ve never heard ANYTHING like it. We have listener mail, recorded messages from some of our favorite film-makers, interviews with Oliver Assiran & Les Norris (directors of GORNO: AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY), David Sitbon (who appeared in SUBURBAN SASQUATCH and ANTFARM DICKHOLE), Jim Bultas (director of ROCK N’ ROLL SPACE PATROL ACTION IS GO) and Deric Bernier (who appeared in NIGHTMARE ASYLUM and ZOMBIE RAMPAGE) and hosts Moe Porne and Doug Tilley go over their favorite and least favorite moments and films. Stay tuned for some...2013-01-102h 48No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 29: SCIENCE CRAZED (1989)You’ve never seen anything like SCIENCE CRAZED. That’s both a threat AND a promise. A Canuxploitation classic of the highest (lowest?) order, NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES hosts Moe Porne and Doug “Sweetback” Tilley can make neither head nor tail of the bizarre pacing, strange dubbing and downright BIZARRE qualities that make up Ron Switzer’s Canadian wonder. It deserves your love, respect and FEAR. Join the cult of SCIENCE CRAZED.2012-12-151h 34No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 28: HOLY MOLY (1991)You like vomit, right? No? Well, thrash metal legend Lance Ozanix LOVES vomit. And in 1991 he decided to turn his unique ability to vomit on command into a 40 minute, blasphemous spectacular! HOLY MOLY features finger snippings, demon horns, neon ray-bans and is as ugly as it is entertaining (which is a LOT). Your podcast pals Moe Porne and Doug Tilley dive deep into the netherworld, and come up with delicious bite-sized morsels of fun and frivalty. Take a ride on the NBN freight train, if you WILL.2012-12-031h 19No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 27: REANIMATOR ACADEMY (1992)Move over Herbert West, EDGAR ALLAN LOVECRAFT (seriously) is here! Full of more panty-headed partiers than you can shake a syringe of “reanimating serum” at, REANIMATOR ACADEMY is an aquarium of laughs that features a smattering of gangsters, a gaggle of decapitations, and prostitutes by the bucketful! If you listen carefully you can hear hosts Moe Porne and Doug “Sweetback” Tilley slowly lose their minds (and heads!), before eventually finding serenity in the sweet embrace of death. PLUS Another chapter in the mysterious REDNECK COUNTY FEVER saga! ALL THIS AND MORE!2012-11-161h 40No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 26: THE BURNING MOON (1997)GREETINGS, TRUE BELIEVERS! This week we have a film from GERMANY, or – I should say – GOREMANY, because this episode is jam packed with organ meat, decapitations and TEETH DRILLING. Splatmaster Olaf Ittenbach cut his teeth (HA!) as a dental technician before churning out some of the nastiest low-budget violence that Deutschland has to offer, and he started his career making nihilistic shot-on-video nonsense like 1997′s THE BURNING MOON. Listen to Moe Porne and Doug Till-E-y fumble their way through the their first international feature – and there’s listener feedback, too! EXCELSIOR!2012-11-082h 01No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 25: DEAD IS DEAD (1992)Stop your grinnin’ and drop your linen, because it’s time for Mike Stanley’s immortal (GET IT) DEAD IS DEAD, starring the bearded, bowl-mulleted auteur as the hunky lead. THRILL! as Moe Porne and Doug “Sweetback” Tilley try to unravel the ancient mysteries of who these people are, and what the heck they are doing. And what’s up with those mutants?! If the leaden, awful dialogue doesn’t get you, the incomprehensible editing certainly will, and it’s all on (audio) display on the latest NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES PODCAST. Save your fork.2012-10-181h 47No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 24: BLOOD CULT (1985)Pull out your cleaver and slap on some greasepaint, because it’s time to dive headfirst into 1985′s BLOOD CULT, which is notable as (not quite) the first straight-to-video feature film – and not notable for anything else! Featuring a septuagenarian hero, DOG MURDER, exciting driving music, DUMMY MURDER, and the geekiest love interest since REVENGE OF THE NERDS, BLOOD CULT is a nasty bit of video violence; and is greedily lapped up by your hosts Moe Porne and Doug “Sweetback” Tilley. We make learning fun!2012-10-082h 00No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 22: ANTFARM DICKHOLE (2011)Antfarms! Dickholes! They go together like peanut butter and chocolate, and are FINALLY brought together in Bill Zebub’s WTF bizarro no-budget opus ANTFARM DICKHOLE. Featuring: Wedgies! Ants! Dickholes! Bikinis! Rampant nudity! Wang bananas! And ANT-EATER ACTION. Moe Porne and Doug Tilley WATCHED the damn thing, and now you’re going to listen to them stumble and sigh their way through talking about it. LISTEN TWICE! IT COSTS THE SAME!2012-09-062h 04No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 17: ROBOT NINJA (1989)He’s a NINJA! But.. also a ROBOT. Actually, ROBOT NINJA doesn’t really feature a robot or a ninja, but it *does* contain a sociopath comic book writer inadvertently causing the death of many innocent people. It also has face stabbings, head stabbing, stomach stabbings and BODY MODS. But that’s not all! How about a little BURT WARD? How does that sound? J.R. Bookwalter followed his classic THE DEAD NEXT DOOR with this nuttiness, and MOE PORNE and DOUG “SWEETBACK” TILLEY are here to reap the rewards. OW. MY NUTS.2012-06-011h 48No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 16: DEATH METAL ZOMBIES (1995)Yes, after a brief, dramatic interlude your hosts Doug “Sweetback” Tilley and Moe Porne have returned to explore the depths and heights of ultra-low-low-low budget cinema. This week we cleanse our palate with Todd Jason Cook’s 1995 zombie opus DEATH METAL ZOMBIES, featuring choreographed head-banging, gut-munching, UNFORTUNATE UNDERWEAR and lots and lots of DEATH METAL. Shengar commands you to listen!!2012-05-061h 46No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 15: GORNO – AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY (2004)HIP HOP LOCOS. BARELY LEGAL LESBIAN VAMPIRES. THE SUMMER OF THE MASSACRE. We’ve talked about plenty of terrible, no-good, very bad films here on NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES, but GORNO: AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY might very well trump them all. A sickeningly pretentious attempt at aping the “teenage debauchery” sub-genre dominated by Larry Clark and Harmony Korine, it uses film as a blunt object in which to hammer its audience into submission. And it sucks. Terribly. This is a very special ANGRY episode, where Moe Porne and Doug “Sweetback” Tilley let loose with both barrels on a very deserving target. One way or another...2012-04-181h 42No-Budget NightmaresEPISODE 12: KILL THEM AND EAT THEM (2003)On this week’s No-Budget Nightmares podcast we look at the 2003 Canadian gonzo mutant film KILL THEM AND EAT THEM. Despite my sympathetic nature, and respect for the ambition of the filmmakers, eventually the whole thing just devolves into a big pile of unpleasant goo. And not the good kind. Will out sanity hold out? Or, will I be babbling about WAR HORSE by the end? (Spoiler: it’s the latter). Join Moe Porne and myself as we dive in headfirst, and emerge forever changed.2012-03-081h 38