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Baywatch Rookie SchoolS4E18It's been ~one week~ almost a year since our last episode, but don't worry, you can't kill us that easily! We're back and legally we have to finish this show, so you're stuck with us fore a while longerMorgan's Rating: 9Michael's Rating: 9Paul's Rating: 8 2023-10-261h 55

Baywatch Rookie SchoolYour Favorite Magic CrimeS4E17: Falcon ManifestoPsst Hey kid, you an elbow vegan? Well don't worry any longer, because starting today, we have a solution for you! It's BeyondWenus. Tastes just like real wenus, but made entirely from discarded Baywatch plot pointsMorgan's Rating: 4Michael's Rating: 4Episode discussion starts @14:06. Post-episode discussion starts @01:14:38.Assorted show notes:@06:32 Michael forgot he made a movie in college too. That brings the count up to 4.@12:55 A Geocities interview with Jacqueline Collen.@24:32 Please do not Google "Sonic Inflation" on a work computer.2022-08-101h 33

Baywatch Rookie SchoolTwo Other Jabroni Lifeguards (ft. Eric Maccoux)S4E16: Mirror, MirrorWell I suppose it's time we finally tell you. Michael and Morgan are actually the same person. In case you haven't figured it out, Morgan is obviously the horny twin and Michael is the research twin.Eric's Rating: 6Morgan's Rating: 7Michael's Rating: 7Episode discussion starts @24:13. Post-episode discussion starts @01:28:11.Assorted show notes:@48:09 A reminder of what the octopus looked like@01:34:52 The Oreo burger@01:35:22 The banana pizza@01:36:01 Eric says that they don't eat the cannibal sandwich in Wisconsin...2022-07-271h 49

Baywatch Rookie SchoolA Folder in Firefox Called "Morgan's Mom" (Ft. Parker Phend)S4E15: Coronado del Soul Part 2If there's horny ghosts, in your neighborhood. Who you gonna call? Baywatchers!Parker's Rating: 1.5Morgan's Rating: 2Michael's Rating: 2Episode discussion starts @06:47. Post-episode discussion starts @01:09:56.Assorted show notes:@01:17:03 The tweet in question@01:17:25 The recorded follow-up to that tweetArt by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2022-07-201h 24

Baywatch Rookie SchoolThe Wind is Just A Horny Ghost (Ft. Parker Phend)S4E14: Coronado del Soul Pt. 1Beef boys! Exciting news! We're hosting our first Baywatch Rookie School Con at the Coronado del Soul. In order to register, you just need to become a ghost and buy tickets from the spooooooky gift shop. Don't worry, this gift shop does have an exitParker's Rating: 4Morgan's Rating: 5Michael's Rating: 6Episode discussion starts @27:11. Post-episode discussion starts @01:36:04.Assorted show notes:@49:53 Said montage. @50:51 Here is the debut. As well, here is the peak.@01:11:03 Morgan's choice.@01:11:27 Parker's...2022-07-131h 46

Baywatch Rookie SchoolWrap It Before You Slap ItS4E13: Red Knight It's the end of Ben! We are not sad to see him go, even if this is a particularly bad sign off. Come and join us on the beach for a reunion of the Red Knights (or more like the Red Tights amirite???). Also Morgan finally gets a Godfather.Morgan's Rating: 5Michael's Rating: 2.5Episode discussion starts @22:49. Post-episode discussion starts @01:15:40.Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2022-07-061h 28

Baywatch Rookie SchoolCook According To Box DirectionsS4E12: Second Time AroundWe're back! Morgan's back from vacation, so we're recording the episodes we don't have any guests for. Baywatch is hitting it's stride in Season 4, which means they've stopped writing interesting episodes and are just recycling their formulasMorgan's Rating: 3Michael's Rating: 4Episode discussion starts @18:39. Post-episode discussion starts @01:15:18.Assorted show notes:@22:55 Hasslehoff Devouring His Cheeseburger by Goya@23:48 Stills from Baywatch the Animated Series (if only it existed)@33:44 Conversion rates for 1993@01:08:11 Robert Kardashian's Cream of Wheat@01:09:22 Lauren...2022-06-291h 16

Baywatch Rookie SchoolFishin' For Dick (Ft. Jon Brence)S4E11: The Child InsideIt's time for a Very Special Episode starring a young Republican gymnast. Baywatch doesn't completely bungle depicting the Special Olympics, so that's nice. They didn't do a good job, but it's not as bad as we fearedJon's Rating: 9Michael's Rating: 7Morgan's Rating: 3Check out Jon's portfolio at: https://kawaiiguy.com/ and watch their Twitch streams at: https://www.twitch.tv/kawaiiguy.Episode discussion starts @29:49. Post-episode discussion starts @01:32:23.Assorted show notes:@26:20 The Michael Phelps meal@31:01 The fakest rock...2022-06-221h 47

Baywatch Rookie SchoolHe Who Should Not Be Wahoo'd (Ft. Homecoming)S4E10: Tower of PowerBaywatch is back on it's racist shit, so that's fun. Homecoming is also back, that's actually fun! We talk about graffiti and introduce a new segment, our Pier ReviewHomecoming's Rating: 0.5Michael's Rating: 1Morgan's Rating: 1.5Episode discussion begins @22:34. Post-episode discussion begins @01:56:41.Assorted Show Notes:@01:05:37 The album Michael is referring to.Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2022-06-152h 07

Baywatch Rookie SchoolIntersectional Cannibalism (Ft. Tristan)S4E9: Ironman BuchannonIn a shockingly horny episode of the podcast, we spend far too much time (and also not nearly enough time) talking about old Nickelodeon Game Shows. #ReleaseTheSnyderCutOfBaywatch #PleaseDontActuallyDoThat #IDontWantSynderFansOnMyCase #NumberOneCheerWorthyMoment.Michael is drunk this episode. Please ignore how while he is drunk, he pounds the table a lot. Or just accept it. We're not your dad.Tristan's Rating: 3Michael's Rating: 6Morgan's Rating: 4Episode discussion starts @30:39. Post-episode discussion starts @01:44:38. Assorted show notes:@04:40 I am suspicious this is not Chip Hipkins@20:40...2022-06-081h 56

Baywatch Rookie SchoolLars von Trier's BaywatchS4E8: Submersion. CW: Talk of child death.Well, this is a heavy one, so it's a little hard to write a good joke description. Mitch deals with PTSD after almost failing to save a kid and we try to find ways to talk about it while making the show still listenable. How did we do? You tell usMorgan's Rating: 7Michael's Rating: 8Episode discussion starts @21:58. Post-episode discussion starts @01:13:09.Assorted Show Notes:@01:22:35 Picture Michael is referring to about SwedenArt by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2022-06-011h 28

Baywatch Rookie SchoolWet Scientist (Ft. Helen Herbst LaStar)S4E7: Tentacles Pt. 2Well in theory this is a part 2, but let's be honest. It's not. The only thing that connects these episodes is the return of Helen! You gotta know when to Holden, you gotta know when to float 'em (the answer is don't float them because that's how you get the bends)Helen's Rating: 4Michael's Rating: 5Michael's Racoon Rating: 1Morgan's Rating: 4Find Helen at the Falling in Love Montage Podcast Helen's Twitter: @helenherbstlEpisode discussion starts @12:10. Post-episode discussion starts @01:12:40.Assorted show notes:2022-05-211h 31

Baywatch Rookie SchoolBaywatch: Better Than Pee (Ft. Helen Herbst LaStar)S4E6: Tentacles Pt. 1CW: ED/bulimia discussion Remember kids, never get a Goku cake, never get someone a book for their birthday, never go surfing without a leash, and definitely never try to cure your bulimia by almost getting eaten by an octopus.Why doesn't Star Wars have octopus aliens? 8 arms 8 lightsabers George Lucas call us.Helen's Rating: 5Morgan's Rating: 6Michael's Rating: 6Find Helen at the Falling in Love Montage Podcast Helen's Twitter: @helenherbstlEpisode discussion begins @11:04. Post-episode discussion begins @01:23:30.Assorted Show...2022-05-121h 36

Baywatch Rookie SchoolTelly Savalas Pooping (Ft. Bethany Sparkle)S4E5: Sky RiderThis episode is just so full of hot air. Hot air balloons that is! Well, just one balloon, but it's in here like a lot.Sparkle's Rating: 5Michael's Rating: 5Morgan's Rating: 6Episode discussion starts @16:25. Post-episode discussion starts @01:47:00.Assorted show notes:@54:45 Telly Savalas beach photos 1, 2, and 3@01:35:45 Bill Pickett picture@01:43:24 VENGEANCE THE SHARK@01:51:28 The Nathan Fielder related tweetArt by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2022-04-281h 58

Baywatch Rookie SchoolYou Stupid Pelican Man (Ft. Reeves Richards) S4E4: BlindsideOops all Pelicans. Have you pet a pelican recently? Some of them are cops and we don't endorse those birds. Fuck those birds. Like Zeus would.Reeves's Rating: 1.5Michael's Rating: 4Morgan's Rating: 4Please check out Reeves at KEXP.org!Episode discussions starts @33:06. Post-episode discussion starts @01:57:18.Assorted show notes:@16:44 Pictures of Giant Gonzalez's suit, #1 and #2@23:14 Dave Meltzer's horrifying room@33:35 Michael forgot to record it but luckily he pretty much perfectly replicated his voice in his impression@47:39 Here i...2022-04-202h 17

Baywatch Rookie SchoolUltra Ketchup (w/ Jami, Robert, and Val)S4E3: Lover's CoveIn this very special episode, Michael and Morgan have been taken out of commission by a purple jellyfish, so we have to bring in some help to continue on with our mission.Stay tuned for our upcoming Disney+ Deal.Robert's rating: 6Valerie's rating: 2Jami's rating: 6Episode discussion starts @7:22. Post-episode discussion starts @36:01.Assorted show notes:@00:51 We're being held against our will. Send help@12:40 This scene is reused from season 2 episode 11 "If Looks Could Kill"@24:24 As much as we...2022-04-0144 min

Baywatch Rookie SchoolMammary MafiosoS4E2: Race Against Time Part 2Baywatch is the Koo-Koo-KookiestBaywatch is the Ki-Ki-KickiestBaywatch is the Groo-Groo-GrooviestBaywatch is the living end, friendJoin our watch along of Lidsville episode 1 here!Morgan's Rating: 2Michael's Rating: 2Morgan's Lidsville Rating: 9Michael's Lidsville Rating: 9Episode discussion starts @03:14. Post-episode discussion starts @29:57. Lidsville episode discussion starts @46:06. Post-Lidsville discussion starts @01:13:34.Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2022-03-231h 20

Baywatch Rookie SchoolNo Apologies To Your MomS4E1: Race Against Time Part 1. Welcome to season 4! Can you believe it? We can't. It's a part one, which famously has always gone very well on Baywatch.Morgan's Rating: 6.5Michael's Rating: 7Episode discussion starts @21:00. Post-episode discussion starts @01:28:52.Assorted show notes:@59:39 Iconic Thomas brand English Muffins@01:00:33 KAPSALON@01:16:32 Andrew said it checks out@01:35:02 You'll have to see the tweet to truly appreciate itArt by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2022-03-161h 42

Baywatch Rookie SchoolDo You Know What I Sent Your Mom? (S3 Finale)S3E22: Fatal Exchange. Can you believe it? We've finished season 3! Overall, it's been a season of ups and downs, but at least it's not season 2. The blood feud has escalated, Morgan's mom, you're on watch 👀We both recommend that you watch Pam and Tommy if you like our podcast and want more info about Pam Anderson. Also if you don't like our podcast, why have you listened this far?Morgan's Rating: 5Michael's Rating: 5Episode discussion starts @15:54. Post-episode discussion starts @01:28:26.Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2022-03-091h 44

Baywatch Rookie SchoolPastamania, Brother (Ft. Paul Agnelli)S3E21: Kicks. Join us for a history lesson on wrestling and jello. Gene LaBell is here to save us from being stuck in Gene LaHell. The saga of Pilates continues, as we can never escape this curse.Paul's Rating: 8Michael's Rating: 8Morgan's Rating: 4Episode discussion starts @24:31. Post-episode discussion starts @01:30:34.Assorted show notes:@22:41 If you like hearing about the history of mixed martial arts, this video by Secret Base is a fantastic watch@46:45 We forgot to mention that Pam Anderson is Canadian so it's all sorts of...2022-03-031h 48

Baywatch Rookie SchoolThe Milpo Sclint of Murder (Ft. DJ Reeves Richards)S3E20: Shattered Pt. 2. It's part 2! And once again we have brought back our guest from episode 1. Just like part 1, part 2 is bad. Join us for an exploration of the GCU (Grandpa Cinematic Universe) and discuss if we prefer our grandpas Dirty, Bad, or Warred On.This is a Milpo Sclint stan podcast #JusticeForMilpo.Reeves' Rating: 11/3Michael's Rating: 8/3Morgan's Rating: 4See Reeves' KEXP profile, along with his socials, here!Episode discussion starts @12:11. Post-episode discussion starts @01:51:27.@08:33 An extremely cursed image@19:20 The Google ad for searching Candy...2022-02-232h 13

Baywatch Rookie SchoolDumb Edition (Ft. DJ Reeves Richards)S3E19: Shattered Pt. 1. In which we discuss the appropriate amount of ham for a lifeguard for our least kosher episode yet. Also lots of wrestling talk, we're sorry.Reeves' Rating: 2Michael's Rating: 3Morgan's Rating: 3Episode discussion starts @35:06. Post-episode discussion starts @2:09:12.Assorted Show Notes:@01:15:56 Here is the picture of the senior home and the belly dancer@01:16:28 Morgan's horrifying picture@01:17:05 The terrifying hallwayArt by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2022-02-192h 23

Baywatch Rookie SchoolNether Region Interests (w/ Jon Brence)S3E18: Stakeout at Surfrider Beach. On this episode we ask the all important question, who directs the directors? Join us for our sendoff of Guido. We will never forget the iduido of you.As well, we disprove a previous statement made on this podcast that there "is no Baywatch hentai". Jon found it for us.Morgan's Rating: 7Michael's Rating: 7Jon's Rating: 8Check out Jon's portfolio at: https://kawaiiguy.com/ and watch their Twitch streams at: https://www.twitch.tv/kawaiiguy.Episode discussion starts @29:05. Post-episode discussion starts @01:47:27.2022-02-092h 03

Baywatch Rookie SchoolBlink With Your Special EarsS3E17: The Tower. This is the buried secret of Baywatch. In our most M. Night Shyamalan episode, we talk about the right amount of ham for a Baywatch episode.Did you know how many surf terms could be a euphemism for sex? We try to figure out the answer to this age old question.Who guards the lifeguard's life when the lifguard's life needs guarding? Hmmm?Morgan's Rating: 9Michael's Rating: 3Episode discussion starts @06:54. Post-episode discussion starts @59:23.Assorted show notes:@37:16 The image Michael is...2022-02-021h 12

Baywatch Rookie SchoolHot Rocks! Get Your Hot Rocks Here! (Ft. Valerie St. George)S3E16: Vacation Part 2We're back! It's our first time having a guest return for part 2 and it's a delight. We talk about the dangers of gambling and how badly the 90s handled the concept of addiction.Also if anyone has a hookup on a thermos of Sweet and Sour sauce, tweet at usEpisode discussion starts at 20:00Post episode discussion starts at 1:22:10Val: 8Morgan: 2Michael: 3.5Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2022-01-261h 39

Baywatch Rookie SchoolFlorida, Germany (Ft. Valerie St. George)S3E15: Vacation Part 1. This is a real Sophie's Choice of an episode. Watch more montages or spend less time watching this episode? Norwegian Cruises sponsored a two-part-er and let me tell you, this is no pleasure cruiseValerie's Rating: 7Michael's Rating: 3Morgan's Rating: 3Episode discussion starts @30:01. Post-episode discussion starts @ 01:40:07.Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2022-01-191h 56

Baywatch Rookie SchoolThe Love HoleS3E14: Strangers Among Us. This episode rocks, Rock's Hudson that is. If you're listening to this episode, you've got some real strange bedfellows. Unfortunately we are not cut out to be diamond thieves, but at least we have this podcast.If you want to see Michael's attempt at flipping text, click here https://prnt.sc/26cbl5gMorgan's Rating: 4Michael's Rating: 5Episode discussion starts @11:13. Post-episode discussion starts @19:57.Assorted show notes:@02:55 The first ugly Christmas sweater Michael found @03:51 The second ugly Christmas sweater Michael found 2022-01-121h 31

Baywatch Rookie SchoolWeird Rule of ThirdsS3E13: Island of Romance. It's a back-to-back record so we are on one this episode. Some real season 2 racism in this one, but at least we discover that Baywatch is Feminist Actually. This episode was so bad.Morgan's Rating: 1Michael's Rating: 1Episode discussion starts @11:59. Post-episode discussion starts @54:38.Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2022-01-051h 12

Baywatch Rookie SchoolBave DautistaS3E12: A Matter of Life and Death. Hot take, Baywatch is better than Doctor Who. David Hasselhoff, you're on notice. Start streaming Fortnite!! This one has some secret content, so listen carefully.Episode discussion begins @9:58Episode discussion ends @1:11:13Morgan's Rating: 8Michael's Rating: 8Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2021-12-291h 23

Baywatch Rookie SchoolVanilla Starfish and the Semisonic Sausage GazpachoS3E11: Dead of Summer. Life Pro Tip: Grunge voice hurts your throat if you aren't singing it correctly. Please join us as we discuss punctuation in band names, nu metal, and just generally avoid talking about the episode.Morgan's Rating: 6Michael's Rating: 4Episode discussion starts @14:27. Post-episode discussion starts @01:09:44.Assorted show notes:@13:50 Here is the poster for Return of the Roller Blade Seven.Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2021-12-221h 25

Baywatch Rookie SchoolIlluminaughtyS3 E10: Lifeguards Can't Jump. Baywatch. Basketball. ARGs. What do these all have in common? Better listen to the episode to find out! We're bringing you the premium 90s nightclub experience this episode. Loud music, plastic ferns, and combination fast food restaurants.Morgan's Rating: 2Michael's Rating: 2Episode discussions starts @10:36. Post-episode discussion starts @01:20:25.Assorted show notes:@1:03:50 This video covers the entire history of The Slipnutz.Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2021-12-151h 38

Baywatch Rookie SchoolJudge Judy and Executioner (Ft. Homecoming)S3 E9: Masquerade. Please join us for a real paraclete of an episode. We once again discuss how everyone has been on Jake and the Fatman. We will never be free.Also this is the episode where we buy a yacht, finallyHomecoming's Rating: 4Morgan's Rating: 8Michael's Rating: 7Check out Homecoming on his theater podcast the BrodwayBesties.As well, see Homecoming's written works on his blog.And Homecoming has a video game podcast as well!Episode discussion starts @24:00. Post-episode discussion starts @01:45:10.@01:08:10 Hulk Hogan has to admit...2021-12-082h 05

Baywatch Rookie SchoolShe's Got Venice Hotdog Eyes (Ft. Helen Herbst LaStar)S3 E8: Prince of Tides. Better watch out Beef Boys! Jake and the Fatman is back! This episode sounds so good because we got a new CPU (ChiPotle cinematic Universe). We expand on our most famous prank (HubHub) and Michael learns an important lesson.Helen's Rating: 3Morgan's Rating: 7Michael's Rating: 7Helen's Falling in Love Montage Podcast Helen's Twitter: @helenherbstlEpisode discussion starts @23:02. Post-episode discussion starts @01:37:55.Assorted show notes:@16:33 Michael and Morgan basically had this exact same conversation again on 11/28 in person, forgetting that they...2021-12-011h 53

Baywatch Rookie SchoolStraight Talking from the Lips (Ft. Andrew Hallauer-Joynes)S3 E7: Point Doom. Motorcycles, karaoke, and the MCU (Mario Cinematic Universe) are the topics of discussion today. I hope you've reviewed the study guide or this episode isn't going to make any sense.This is a Christian Podcast, no horny or swears.Andrew's Rating: 3Morgan's Rating: 7Michael's Rating: 6Episode discussion starts @22:03. Post-episode discussion starts @01:53:50.Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2021-11-242h 09

Baywatch Rookie SchoolNo Getting High!S3 E6: Showdown at Malibu Beach High. Psst, hey kid, you wanna see one of them High School Musicals? Well take a look at what I've got right here. It's definitely the same thing and I'll sell it to you for only $5.Morgan's Rating: 3Michael's Rating: 3Episode discussion starts @14:19. Post-episode discussion starts @01:06:31.@55:39 Like I'm walking on sunshine.@01:14:37 The tweet referencing the "25 hour day".Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2021-10-271h 22

Baywatch Rookie SchoolThere Is No Baywatch Hentai (Ft. Bethany Sparkle)S3 E5: Pier Pressure. This episode is our documentary on the history of Street Fighter. In theory we watched a Baywatch episode, but really wouldn't it be more interesting to talk about Street Fighter? THIS IS NOT THUNDER CAKE.Sparkle's Rating: 4Morgan's Rating: 6Michael's Rating: 5Find Sparkle's Podcast Sunday School Cinema here.Episode discussion starts @12:23. Post-episode discussion starts @01:52:03.@45:29 The mystery kitchen appliance. Here is what it ends up being: https://www.rcvintage.com/?name=HARVEST-YELLOW-STOVE&product=1030444097.Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2021-10-202h 20

Baywatch Rookie SchoolA Man of the LizardS3 E4: Rookie Of The Year. We recorded two episodes in the same day late at night and mostly we talk about Clown Ice Cream and Mystery. It's a fucking weird one. No swears on this Christian Podcast ServerMorgan's Rating: 5Michael's Rating: 6Episode discussion starts @17:17. Post-episode discussion starts @01:16:56.Assorted show notes:@00:00 Note that for this episode there will be a lot of images referenced. An album has been made of these imagines in order of when they are referenced in the episode. Enjoy these horrible images!@20:19 Here...2021-10-131h 31

Baywatch Rookie SchoolDunkin My FaceholeS3 E3: Tequila Bay. We had no description for this. Should there be a description for this? Who knows? It's probably better this way. Treat this as the minimalism episode.Morgan's rating: 8Michael's rating: 8Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2021-10-061h 40

Baywatch Rookie SchoolBoat PranksS3 E2: River Of No Return Pt. 2. It's the obligatory musical episode of the podcast! It's the bigfeet episode! We always knew they'd get us one day, but we always assumed we could hide in a pickle barrel. We were wrong...Morgan's Episode Rating: 5Michael's Episode Rating: 4 (Secretly a 5) --- Yo Wtf Morgan? - MichaelMorgan's Two Parter Rating: 6Michael's Two Parter Rating: 6Episode discussion starts @17:20. Post-episode discussion starts @01:01:30 .Additional show notes:@01:11:30 Article on Bishop Sycamore.@01:17:39 A disgusting looking soup.@01:20:28 A better looking soup.2021-09-291h 28

Baywatch Rookie SchoolProverbs Fortnite: 20:17S3 E1: River of No Return Pt. 1. It's season 3! Finally we're done with season 2!It's a prospector party! We're digging for gold in them/their hills and hopefully found some in this episode. We learn the secrets of a rifle that shoots crossbow bolts.I'm not sure why, but Morgan's audio has a bit of a hum to it this episode. Sorry about that.Morgan's Rating: 7Michael's Rating: 8Episode discussion starts @31:27. Post-episode discussion starts @01:36:19.Assorted show notes:@4:32 The interview with David Hasslehoff in Men's Health...2021-09-221h 56

Baywatch Rookie SchoolBaywatch Nookie School (S2 Finale)S2 E22: The Summer of '85. Oh thank god, we're done with season 2. It's an episode that fulfills all of our predictions by being terrible. It's the last appearance of Harvey and we could not be happier. Also hopefully it's the last episode with statutory rape? We can only hope.Morgan's Rating: 2Michael's Rating: 2Morgan's Season Rating: 3Michael's Season Rating: 4Episode discussion starts @22:00. Post-episode discussion starts @01:16:28.Assorted show notes:@3:32 Fred Durst's new look@17:39 Neglected Characters early 2000s webcomic. And, here is the second one.2021-09-171h 32

Baywatch Rookie SchoolThe Wikifeet of Cars (Ft. John Gilbert)S2 E21: A Game Of Change. It's another gambling episode, so we have our resident gambling expert back. John Gilbert!If anyone wants to start HubHub, let us know. We've got all the hot pictures of car feet (wheels)We also learn that the lifeguard union sucks and you still have to work on your day off. Lifeguards, seize the means of production!!John's Rating: 5Morgan's Rating: 6Michael's Rating: 5Episode discussion starts @19:31. Post-episode discussion starts @01:35:57.Assorted show notes:@16:24 The image Morgan is referring to.@45:45 Here...2021-09-081h 53

Baywatch Rookie SchoolOld Sketchy Spaghetti Factory (Ft. Robert Persinger)S2 E20: The Big Spill. Baywatch may not have the balls to make fun of Greenpeace, but we do. Who's your favorite Jeff? There is no wrong answer, but there is a right one and you will be tested on this. Baywatch and Cool Cat, partners in socialism.Featuring, yet again, The Drop King himself Robert Persinger!Robert's Rating: 5Michael's Rating: 2Morgan's Rating: 7Episode discussion starts @14:52. Post-episode discussion starts @01:25:10.Assorted show notes:@33:22 It was not a two parter. In fact, it is the very next episode!2021-08-181h 42

Baywatch Rookie School137 Minutes of Screaming (Ft. DJ Reeves Richards)S2 E19: The Lost Treasure Of Tower 12. It's the perfect crime. Watch a Baywatch episode. Force a guest to join us. Record a podcast episode. Use their larger platform as a KEXP DJ to promote the podcast. Realize that we're still a Baywatch podcast and bury it by releasing it late. Perfect crime.To find Reeves, you can check him out on KEXP! https://www.kexp.org/djs/reeves/.Morgan's Rating: 5 Michael's Rating: 5.4Reeve's Rating: 3.9/3.1Episode discussion starts @13:42. Post-episode discussion starts @01:57:43.Additional show notes:@01:34:57 Here is a...2021-08-112h 14

Baywatch Rookie SchoolFoot Capitalism (Ft. Ali Biatek)S2 E18 Shark's Cove. This might be our horniest episode yet. We spend a lot of time talking about feet and capitalism with Ali. Gotta keep your spare toes around somewhere close for this one.No, we will not post links to Sonic Hyperinflation in the show notes.Check out Ali's podcast at: https://whathappened.show/Morgan's rating: 6Michael's rating: 7Ali's rating: 7Episode discussion starts @10:29. Post episode discussion starts @01:57:54.Assorted show notes:@29:33 Here is a picture of the insides of a waverunner.@01:30:26 If...2021-07-282h 20

Baywatch Rookie SchoolI'm With You, Trash Old BeanS2 E17: The Chamber and Where's Wally S1 E11 Ahead of the Future:Where's MitchyWhere's MitchyDid you see him?Where's MitchyWhere Where Where Where's MitchyWhere Where Where Where's MitchyWhere's MitchyWhere's Where Where Where Where's MitchyDid you see him huh?Michael's Rating: 2Morgan's Rating: 2Morgan's Rating: 8Michael's Rating: 8Episode discussions starts @8:39. Post-episode discussion starts @25:39.Part 2 discussion starts @32:49. Post-episode discussion starts @1:36:47.You watch the content of our part 2 of the episode here!Assorted...2021-07-211h 46

Baywatch Rookie SchoolSpecial Victim For Your Unit (Ft. Emily Rose Reineke)S2 E16: Now Sit Right Back and You'll Hear a Tale: *To the tune of the Gilligan's Island theme song*Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of some intrepid viewers. The person writing this descri-i-i-ption, hates all of this.This group was a mighty crew, one of them likes this show. 3 podcasters sat down that day for more time than needed, more time than needed.The episode started getting rough, Michael lost his mind. If not for the other two this episode would be lost, this episode would be lost....2021-07-141h 44

Baywatch Rookie SchoolLynch, Jodorowsky, Bonann: Spice BoisS2 E15: Sea of Flames. Eyyyy, that's a good pee. Much like pee, the spice must flow. This episode is on fire and so are we. It's precognitive summer camp, earthquakes, a revelation of future past, and lots of general nonsense Morgan's Rating: 4Michael's Rating: 4Episode discussion starts @06:43. Post-episode discussion starts @01:30:20.Assorted show notes:@33:24 The Ben Shapiro Aquaman clip.Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2021-07-071h 40

Baywatch Rookie SchoolThe Joey Chestnut Of SurgeS2 E14: Big Monday. Monday funday better than a Sunday. Can only do it one way, & that is the way of the wave inside you? No, that's just trauma.We have decided that every 30 years, we'll have a big podcast episode in honor of Big Monday. There will be two of these and then we will be dead. But they'll be really great episodes (to be determined)! Morgan's Rating: 4Michael's Rating: 5Episode discussion starts @16:29. Post-episode discussion starts @1:28:00.Assorted show notes:@31:25 Is it chicken or is it fish? I k...2021-06-301h 39

Baywatch Rookie SchoolA Chunk Of Sandy Beef (Ft. Jami Donaldson)S2 E13: War of Nerves. Folks...This episode is good. I can't believe I'm saying this but you should watch this one.Buzz Belmondo is back and better than ever. He is here to single-handedly make this one of the greatest pieces of cinema in historyThe only problem is that apparently no one in this episode knows how apples work and it's a crimeJami's Rating: 9Michael's Rating: 10Morgan's Rating: 11Episode discussion starts @11:30. Post-episode discussion starts @01:45:08.Assorted show notes:@01:06:03 The image Morgan is referring to is...2021-06-232h 02

Baywatch Rookie SchoolBaywatch Rookie School Presents: Super Mario Brothers LiveS2 E12: Reunion: [Baywatch Rookie School studio]Morgan: [chanting] feet, feet-Michael: feet, FEETDavid Hasselhoff: [pounding his buoy] FEET, FEET, FEETMorgan's Rating: 5Michael's Rating: 7Sandcrab722's Rating: 9Episode discussion starts @13:20. Post-episode discussion starts @01:22:17.Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2021-06-161h 39

Baywatch Rookie SchoolGoing South on Obsession (Ft. Helen Herbst LaStar)S2 E11: If Looks Could Kill. Glee, you're on watch. We're suing you for pre-cog IP theft of dinosaur prom. It's time for the horniest episode and amazingly, it's not even creepy horniness.We do apologize for some bumpy noises coming from Michael's mic. That is getting fixed very soon!Morgan's Rating: 7Helen's Rating: 6Michael's Rating: 7Helen's Falling in Love Montage Podcast Helen's Twitter: @helenherbstlEpisode discussion starts at @09:54. Post-episode discussion starts @01:29:29.Assorted show notes: @01:52 Here are the said rare photos of Joseph Pilates.2021-06-091h 50

Baywatch Rookie SchoolKasparov, You Beta CuckS2 E10: The Trophy Pt. 2. This one is fully off the rails folks. They should not have made The Trophy a two part (or at all quite frankly). Join us for a discussion of grunge, trash, buttholes, and our new service: Therapy 2.0.Morgan's Rating: 2Michael's Rating: 3Episode discussion starts @11:25. Post-episode discussion starts @01:22:16.Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2021-06-031h 29

Baywatch Rookie SchoolGo For The Orifice, BroS2 E9: The Trophy Pt. 1. I am so glad that I am in the future because I can confidently say that this episode starts the end of the absolute worst of S2 (at least so far). This is the episode of Baywatch where the writers really want to stress to us how much of a problem it is that teenage girls go around ruining the lives of older men who have no choice but to be attracted to them. Folks,,, it's a bad one.Morgan's rating: 2Michael's rating: 4Episode discussion starts @14:05. Post-episode discussion starts @01:23:55.2021-05-261h 39

Baywatch Rookie SchoolHands and Mouth Outstretched (Ft. Valerie St. George)S2 E8: Thin or Die. Welcome to Baywatch's fat shaming episode! There's a lot at steak, like a date, a mischievous dog, and whiskey stew. Luckily we have our first returning guest, Valerie, to help us talk about this episode and go on extended stew based bits.Morgan's Rating: 3Valerie's Rating: 6Michael's Rating: 3Episode discussion starts @09:24. Post-episode discussion starts @01:26:23.Assorted show notes:@17:35 A picture of Success Rice.@46:05 Michael is referring to the dog pictures on this page for Alpo products.@57:46 There all is aching.2021-05-191h 55

Baywatch Rookie SchoolAlligators in the ArmoireS2 E7: Sandcastles. I hate this episode too much to write a good description. Skip watching this episode of the show please. Donate to mutual aid funds and food banks. Help out your unhoused neighbors by giving them cash and supplies. We're in the middle of a pandemic and they're already more vulnerable under the best of circumstances, which this is not.Michael's Rating: 0Morgan's Rating: 0Sandcrab277's Rating: 1Episode discussion starts @23:33. Post-episode discussion starts @01:41:57.Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2021-05-121h 57

Baywatch Rookie SchoolTaco Time Can Eat My AssS2 E6: Point of Attack. This is the worst episode of Baywatch yet. Please skip the episode itself and just listen to our podcast instead. We find a bunch of things to talk about instead of Baywatch like A Song Of Ice And Fire, Wrestling, Conan O'Brien, and of course Cameo. There are only two good parts of this episode. One, it's got the song Crazy by Seal. Two, it's got Danny Trejo!!Morgan's rating: 1Michael's rating: 0Episode discussion starts @09:03. Post-episode discussion starts @01:17:53.Assorted show notes:@36:50 Here is one of...2021-05-051h 29

Baywatch Rookie SchoolChicken Milk (Ft. Jami Donaldson)S2 E5: The Fabulous Buchannon Boys. It's the episode of brotherly love! Come join us down on the beach for a collection of some super racist 90s white people doing racist accents, so that's fun I guess. Listen to this episode if you want to hear a rare thing for us, that's right, a really stupid joke. BARTESIAN IS A SCAM. PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU, DO NOT PURCHASE IT. I will make you drinks instead.Hey, it's almost Summer. Don't you want to start dating someone this summer? Now that the vaccine is widely available, don't you...2021-04-282h 04

Baywatch Rookie SchoolGrilled Cheese HornS2 E4: Money Honey. The Baywatch Boys go to Hollywood! Warning, this episode has one of hottest takes Morgan has ever given. If you have strong opinions about Mario, this might be an episode to skip. You'll be happy to hear that our best bit is back! That's right, it's time for a quick check in with Danimals. Make sure to bookmark doesdanimalsstillexist.baywatch.yogurt for all of your 90s yogurt news.Morgan's Rating: 6Michael's Rating: 5Episode discussion starts @07:40. Post-episode discussion starts @01:24:32.Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2021-04-211h 34

Baywatch Rookie SchoolZiggurroteS2 E3: The One That Got Away. Hey folks, I know it's a pandemic, but you should all take yourselves a nice little Busman's Holiday to unwind. It's our most high effort episode yet, but it doesn't mean you have to join us. Also, Harvey is a shit-head.Sandcrab277 Rating: 1Morgan's Rating of Sandcrab277's Rating: 1Michael's Rating: 3 Morgan's Rating: 2Episode discussion starts @10:09. Post-episode starts @01:10:48.Assorted show notes:@04:48 I present to you the IMDB page for Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2.@42:16 Some research shows that "A Busman's Holiday"...2021-04-141h 26

Baywatch Rookie SchoolHis Sexy Smoke Alarm TongueS2E2: Nightmare Bay Pt. 2. It's part two of Nightmare Bay! Boy has this been a nightmare. Go watch King Kong vs Godzilla instead. I (Morgan) haven't seen it, but it has to be a better use of your time. Tweet @RookieSchoolPod if you're interested in the pilot test of our dating service https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/lovesync/lovesync-kickstart-your-love-life.Morgan is super echoy this episode because he just moved and didn't have his full podcasting setup ready.Morgan's Rating: 7.5Michael's Rating: 7.5Episode discussion begins at @07:11. Post-episode discussion begins at @1:24:00.N...2021-04-071h 35

Baywatch Rookie SchoolA Tribute To Gregory J. BonannS2 E1: Nightmare Bay Pt. 1. This episode is just a tribute to one of the greatest men to have ever lived. A man named Gregory J. Bonann. A man who, without his creative genius, we would not have the single most life changing piece of media ever, Baywatch.This man, and this show, are truly life-changingly positive influences not just on our lives as the hosts, but hopefully on your lives, dear listeners. What we're saying is that we are here to save your soul.Morgan's rating: 11/BonannMichael's rating: 10/BonannEpisode...2021-04-011h 20

Baywatch Rookie SchoolFish Tie Regalia (ft. Valerie St. George)It's our most fashionable episode yet! We brought on a guest with a rare skill, they actually know what they're talking about-unlike the two of us. Have you spent too long suffering from boob fog? No worries, in this episode, we teach you how to solve it.For this episode, we have an album of images we refer to, you can view this album here: Baywatch Rookie School: Fish Tie Regalia.Morgan's S1 fashion rating: 7Michael's S1 fashion rating: 8Valerie's S1 fashion rating: 8Assorted show notes:@31:52 The Tidus laugh.2021-03-242h 28

Idle Curiosities037 - the cat knows how fat it is (live!)Support us on Patreon!Join our Discord!Guests include:Bryant KelleyMelanie ReinekeZoe (X-Ray Hip)Daniel ReinekeLiz (selectric)Bethany SparkleabuckRobbie TrenchenyToni HellmannClaire (assert_h)Rafay Khan (tact)Morgan ThrappalmurYuri RybakDylan BickersMusic by YuriBeatsArt by Katie Rose 2021-03-111h 44

Baywatch Rookie SchoolYour Life Is A Travesty (S1 Finale)S1 E21: The End? Holy shit, we made it! Season 1 is done! The orthquakes are here and oh boy, every one is in danger. You've escaped our first round of traps. Next seasons we'll be covering the same season, but in two different time lines.Why is Eddie so shitty to a pregnant woman? Just, like, chill dog. Now in fairness, as near as we can tell, he didn't know how babies were made until this episode but still.Morgan's rating: 8Michael's rating: 9Morgan Season Rating: 6.5Michael Season rating: 7Episode...2021-03-101h 58

Baywatch Rookie SchoolAcceptable Multiplier of OnionsS1 E20: Old Friends. In this episode, we get to explore the concept of "what if an episode had dialog and also dark synth music". Cort does pepperoni crimes and definitely didn't murder a man.Warning, this episode contains the most intense sexual chemistry ever seen on screen. Spoilers: it's between Mitch and a Tree. Better make sure the horny police don't find you listening to this. Baywatch Do What Nintendon't.Morgan's rating: 5Michael's rating: 7Michael Bar Fight Rating: 6 (originally 8)Morgan Bar Fight Rating: 5.5Episode discussion starts @08:46. Post-episode discussion starts @01:19:12.2021-03-031h 33

Baywatch Rookie SchoolThe Sea Is Blue And They Are White (Ft. Emily Rose Reineke)S1 E19: The Big Race. It's time to save the swimmers, it's time to win the race, it's time to meet the Lifeguards on the Baywatch Show tonight. Why do we always watch this? I guess we'll never know. It's like a kind of torture, to have to watch this show. To introduce our guest star, that's what I am here to do. So it really makes me happy to introduce to you: @EmilyReineke.Morgan's rating: 6 Michael's rating: 7 Emily's rating: 6.5 You can listen to Idle Curiosities at milfparty.icuEpisode discussion...2021-02-241h 19

Baywatch Rookie SchoolA 10 Out Of ChumS1 E18: Shark Derby. That's right! It's finally here! It's the Shark Derby that we've all been waiting for! We're gonna do so much Shark Crime! It's the most cartoonish episode yet. We had high high hopes for this episode, shooting for the sharks when we couldn't make a killing.Morgan's rating: 5 Michael's rating: 4.5 Episode discussion starts @08:52. Post-episode discussion starts @01:17:12.There are no assorted show notes for this episode because all of our references are self-explained! That could be a good or bad thing!Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2021-02-171h 29

Baywatch Rookie SchoolSalvador Dali's Banana Boxing GymS1 E17: Eclipse. It's our Spookiest episode yet! Should this have been the Halloween episode? Yes. Is it? No! Instead, it's mid-February and we're doing our ghost episode. Morgan also gets Green Lantern, Green Mile, and Green Hornet confused. He regrets this error. Come for the discussion of surrealist boxing gyms, stay for the record shop ASMR.Morgan's rating: 6.5 Michael's rating: 3 Episode discussion starts @06:44. Post-episode discussion starts @01:19:13.Assorted Show Notes:@44:35 Michael meant to say Damo Suzuki. Instead, he referenced a Pro-Wrestler he had been watching earlier that day, Daisuke Sakamoto...2021-02-101h 27

Baywatch Rookie SchoolA Real Wormsey Bonesy Problem (ft. John Gilbert)S1 E16: Snake Eyes. Join us on Vanilla Ice's floating casino for some high stakes games of craps and another heist! Why does Baywatch have so many heists?John Gilbert's Twitter: https://twitter.com/jmagil.Morgan's rating: 5 Michael's rating: 5 John's rating: 5Episode discussion starts @03:38. Post-episode discussion starts @1:26:15.Assorted show notes:@45:12 Michael means to say "The Artist".Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2021-02-031h 34

Baywatch Rookie SchoolPlease Don't Retweet This TadS1 E15: Muddy Waters. It's time to engage in some discussion of watersports! We've got creep shot photographers! Cats! Sexism! A heist? I guess? But on the plus side, we get badly ADRed screams and modeling shots of Captain Thorpe. Eyyyy, we make-a da best podcast.Morgan's rating: 4 Michael's rating: 3 Episode discussion starts @02:52. Post-episode discussion starts @01:17:27.Assorted show notes: @15:43 We'd liked to issue an important correction here. Tad Ghostal IS Space Ghost. That's his real name. His brother is Chad Ghostal. His grandpa may or may not be Macho Man...2021-01-271h 29

Baywatch Rookie SchoolI Can't Hear You Over All This Vacation (ft. Ali Biatik)S1 E14: We Need A Vacation. We talk about NA Miatas, Sonic the Hedgehog, Kombucha, and the white savior complex in our most #deep episode. Headlights go up, headlights go down, you can't explain that.Listen to Ali more here: https://whathappened.show/Morgan's rating: 4 Michael's rating: 5 Ali's rating: 4Bar fight rating: 8/SonicEpisode discussion starts @07:33. Post-episode discussion starts @01:52:02.Assorted show notes:@20:52 An obscure reference to when Janelle Monae's Sir Greendown was being put to Disney's Salvador Dali film. This reference is incredibly niche and we...2021-01-202h 04

Baywatch Rookie SchoolSecret Lobster HoleS1 E13: Home Cort. Bikers, beaches, big bombs, and buddies are the star of this episode! It's time for a game of ~~thrones~~ lifeguards.Morgan's rating: 6.5 Michael's rating: 5 Episode discussion starts @08:10. Post-episode discussion starts @57:10.Assorted show notes:@09:38 Sonic The Hedgehog movie bar fight scene.@44:05 Spoilers for the show Ashes to Ashes, a show nobody has ever watched, start at this time stamp.@45:11 Spoilers for Ashes to Ashes end here.@1:05:23 Aubrey Plaza impersonating Sarah Silverman.Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2021-01-131h 08

Baywatch Rookie SchoolMore Onastic Than CatasticS1 E12: Armored Car. Der he is!!Morgan's rating: 1 Michael's rating: 1 Episode discussion starts @01:47. Post-episode discussion starts @13:31. Movie review discussion starts @15:23. Post-movie review discussion starts @01:46:38.Assorted Show Notes:@15:23 We are not tagging this movie because everyone who does seems to get their stuff taken down and you need those 12 minutes of Baywatch discussion!@32:41 Here is said promo transcribed. Or if you want to watch the video version, which is even better, here you go.@49:32 It's actually Invisible Man vs Invisible Stan and it's amazing.@01:07:33 2...2021-01-061h 53

Baywatch Rookie SchoolOne Bedtime Away From GreyS1 E11: The Reunion. In this episode, we discover how aliens control the beaches in an intergalactic, century-long war. I know this is scary, but if you listen to this episode, you'll learn all about how to escape them by stealing a car. If that sounds like too much work, just steal one of Ash's abandoned Tauros instead.You can tell how much we loved this episode based on how much time we spend talking about Pokemon instead.Morgan's rating: 3Michael's rating: 5Episode discussion starts @04:10. Post-episode discussion starts @01:09:29.Assorted Show...2020-12-301h 24

Baywatch Rookie SchoolThe Watermelon BabyS1 E10: Shelter Me. It's the legend of the stupidly named Watermelon Baby! In our wettest episode yet, we talk about effective storm prevention, an extremely boring "heist", and complain that Baywatch won't JUST TELL US THE NAMES OF ITS CHARACTERS.Morgan's rating: 4 Michael's rating: 3 Episode discussion starts @04:00. Post-episode discussion starts @53:27.Assorted show notes:@25:47 If you wish to torture your ears, here is The Gerogerigegege's "Tokyo Dynamite" in full on YouTube.@57:24 To simulate this experience, play this song in 3 tabs at the same time.Art by...2020-12-231h 20

Baywatch Rookie SchoolEddie's Hot Buttered FootS1 E9: The Cretin of the Shallows. The Night Puncher teaches us how to punch with knives! Eddie has a weird date! The Magical Boat Delivery Wheel delivers us a very slow and very boring chase scene! We have technical difficulties that require us to rely on our lower quality backup recording! Just a real episode of an episode.Morgan's rating: 6 (so dumb that it's a 6) Michael's rating: 8 (for fun) 2 (for quality) Episode discussion starts @03:04. Post-episode discussion starts @01:15:06.Assorted Show Notes:@21:46 The last boss of the game before Andross on...2020-12-161h 26

Baywatch Rookie SchoolI BelieveA love story between a man and a car. I Believe by FalCatrecon.https://archiveofourown.org/works/26018740Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2020-12-1316 min

Baywatch Rookie SchoolPlease Retweet This TodContent Warning: Discussion of Sexual Assault and Domestic Violence S1 E8: Cruise Ship. This is a bit of a longer one because we spent a fair bit of time talking about the portrayal of sexual assault in this episode.We also talk about The Flash, Bluegrass-Disco, and the cooooolest character of all time.Morgan's rating: 9/Tod out of 10 Michael's rating: 9/Tod out of 10 Episode discussion starts @10:14. Post-episode discussion starts @02:09:01.Assorted Show Notes:@19:15 The sad story of BulletBall.@51:47 Morgan's wish is our command. Saturday Night H...2020-12-092h 36

Baywatch Rookie SchoolSwimming in the Moonlight Pt. 4The finale to this tale of...romance? And...acceptance? And...eroticism? And...aquatic fortitude?https://archiveofourown.org/works/22604650/chapters/54022180Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2020-12-0621 min

Baywatch Rookie SchoolMen With Rat Tails and Iceman Chuck Liddell (ft. Robert Persinger)S1 E7: Rookie School. It's a very special episode! We've got our first ever guest, Associate Producer of the Doughboys podcast and co-host of the Gentleman Overlords podcast, Robert Persinger for a discussion of Dragonball Z, Ghostbusters, Doctor Who, and some Baywatch as well. Come and join the Baywatch Rookie School mob won't you?Morgan's rating: 7.5Michael's rating: 8 Robert's rating: 7Episode discussion starts @08:06. Post-episode discussion starts @01:31:16.Assorted Show Notes:@06:17 Please refer to this Neoseeker article from someone with way too much time on their hands who compares the Fusion...2020-12-021h 40

Baywatch Rookie SchoolSwimming in the Moonlight Pt. 3Things get a little rocky in this, part 3 of Swimming in the Moonlight 2020-11-2812 min

Baywatch Rookie SchoolAt Night? Some More EggsS1 E6: The Drowning Pool. In which we discuss how much Fred sucks, wave math, the correct drink to have with your pizza, and the complicated politics of wolven prison reform.Morgan's rating: 8Michael's rating: 5 Episode discussion starts @03:14. Post-episode discussion starts @01:35:45.Assorted Show Notes:@31:10 Baywatch Movie Nights (Not all Baywatch related but very deep into the show so far).@01:16:57 If you want to skip spoilers for the Watchmen TV show, skip to @01:18:17.Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.2020-11-251h 47

Baywatch Rookie SchoolSwimming in the Moonlight Pt. 2Here's a little weekend treat for you. It's part 2 of Swimming in the Moonlight. Strap in, because there's some big plot twists this episode.2020-11-2111 min

Baywatch Rookie SchoolShe Works for Captain CluckS1 E5: The Sky Is Falling. In which we go on a journey about relationships, therapy, Walula Washington, alternates for ice cream in a float, and a heist! We speculate on how Leon Trotsky and Buster Keaton had a dearth of writing juice. Turns out Dr Phil is not our Daddy.Morgan's rating: 8.5Michael's rating: 8.5-9Episode discussion starts @07:35. Post-episode discussion starts @01:30:20.Assorted show notes:@04:16 You can watch music videos for (most) of the original songs from the remastered version of Baywatch here.@04:45 Check out Kylie Diehl's soundcloud!2020-11-181h 43

Baywatch Rookie SchoolSwimming in the Moonlight Pt.1It's fanfiction time! Enjoy the dulcet tones of Michael reading some fanfiction for you.2020-11-1416 min

Baywatch Rookie SchoolChekhov's Bullet in a CanS1 E4: Message in a Bottle. It's the bad segue episode! Maybe if Morgan keeps making segues it'll become funny? Learn all about Idaho, beach fires, and helicopter chase scenes. Also we get into a long tangent about Super Mario DDR. Michael finally got his new mic!Morgan's rating: 7.5Michael's rating: 6.5-7 Episode discussion starts @08:20. Post-episode discussion starts @01:34:04.Assorted Show Notes:@01:25 Here is a clip of the fall: https://twitter.com/BulletClubIta/status/1302412376940204033. There is no blood in this clip but it might be uncomfortable to watch if you haven't...2020-11-111h 44

Baywatch Rookie SchoolThe Rashomon of MoneyS1 E3: Second Wave. It's Halloween and we're getting real spooky with it. Join us for an episode of cult-like surfboard burnings, overdone villain acting, bad movies, and more of our general nonsense.Michael gets a better mic next week! Morgan also learns not to leave a fan on during recording later in the show's run.Episode discussion starts @03:24. Post-episode discussion starts @01:30:37.Morgan's rating: 7.5-8Michael's rating: 7.5-8Assorted Show Notes:@05:40 Manos Hands Of Felt.@09:49 The trailer for Neil Breen's "Double Down".@24:36 Mostly the "...2020-11-041h 39

Baywatch Rookie SchoolLover, Lifeguard, Lawyer, LawnmowerS1 E2: Heat Wave. Hope you're feeling Hot, Hot, Hot because this week, things start sizzling as we hit a heat wave in Malibu. It's hot as hell and-much like our feelings about this episode-the water is cool, so dive right in.We learn about the dangers of storm drains, the importance of lockers, the 5 Ls, and why you shouldn't tell professionals how to do their jobs if you're not in that profession. Episode discussion starts @04:33. Post-episode discussion starts @01:14:45.Assorted Show Notes:@05:41 What we did not realize yet is that we...2020-10-281h 23

Baywatch Rookie SchoolBan All Powerski Production, Mr. GorbachevS1 E1: In Deep. We made it to the first proper episode of Baywatch! While mostly a nothing episode of the show, quality wise, it does serve as a firm establishment of the relationship between Mitch and Hobie that is a fantastic highlight of this season. It's quite the odd choice for a first episode going just on quality but all of our key players are introduced. Episode discussion starts @02:43. Post-episode discussion @01:05:44.Assorted Show Notes:Yes, we address next episode how Michael keeps calling Erika Eleniak "Erina" this entire episode.@01:25 The...2020-10-211h 11

Baywatch Rookie SchoolHips, Lips, and FingertipsBaywatch Pilot: Panic at Malibu Pier. The first mega-sized episode! We watch the pilot movie and talk about sweaters in summer, unlit cigarettes, bad depictions of mental health, explosions in the sea, and just generally bullshit. Note: the pilot does not need to be watched to start the show! We'll see you for episode one of the show proper next time, as we truly start our journey on the beaches of Malibu. Also, we recorded in the same room for this one, so don't worry the audio quality gets better next episode (Michael gets a better mic...2020-10-142h 13

Making A Musical42. 2019 Tony Awards PreviewJacklyn Thrapp and Morgan DeTogne preview what you can expect at the American Theatre Wing's 73rd Annual Tony Awards. We're LIVE at the 2019 Tony Honors talking about what being on a red carpet is like ... then we meet the Broadway stars ahead of the big broadcast on CBS Sunday night. Special Tony-Nominated Guests: Stephane J. Block (The Cher Show) Robert horn (Tootsie), Mary Testa (Oklahoma revival), Heidi Schrek (What The Constitution Means To Me), Jawan M Jackson (Ain't Too Proud: The Life and Times of the Temptations) & Dominique Morisseau (Ain't Too Proud: The Life and Times of...2019-06-0827 min

Making A Musical21. How Am I Supposed To Raise $13,000?CLICK HERE TO DONATE TO OUR INDIEGOGO PAGE S2 E4: Get ready for TMI. “Good Morning New York” creator Jackyn Thrapp and actress Morgan DeTogne have a comedic – but deep – chat about self-producing. Hear how a dentist appointment changed Jacklyn's short-term financial situation in a flash. Don't worry - we found a solution (IndieGoGo Page). Jacklyn and Morgan brainstorm ideas to raise money that don't involve dipping into her paycheck every month. Click here to donate to our IndieGoGoPage Buy a shir...2019-01-3137 min

Making A Musical8. Acting In A Non-Union ShowCLICK HERE FOR OFF-BROADWAY TICKETS EPISODE 8: Jacklyn Thrapp and her guest Morgan DeTogne talk about non-union acting gigs (including how much you get paid). Plus - hear how she got a role in Good Morning New York: A New Musical. BUY SHIRTS: GoodMorningNewYorkMusical.com DON'T FORGET TO LIKE AND RATE OUR PODCAST (PLEASE & THANKS)2018-10-1817 min

Making A Musical7. How To Get Free CostumesCLICK HERE FOR OFF-BROADWAY TICKETS S1 S7: Jacklyn Thrapp and her guests unveil the Good Morning New York set. We also talk about what we did wrong with the last one. Plus - how our production got FREE costumes. Special Guests: Bridget Greaney (Off-Broadway producer & television editor) & Morgan DeTogne (Singer, Actress & Comedian) BUY SHIRTS: GoodMorningNewYorkMusical.com DON'T FORGET TO LIKE AND RATE OUR PODCAST (PLEASE & THANKS)2018-10-1116 min

Making A Musical6. It's Official! We Got Accepted Into An Off-Broadway TheaterCLICK HERE FOR OFF-BROADWAY TICKETS S1 E6: BREAKING NEWS! Good Morning New York opens Off-Broadway at The Players Theatre in January 2020. Jacklyn Thrapp talks about we got the gig. Hear what's on the agenda now. Plus - "Ask Me Anything" with the producer. Special Guests: Bridget Greaney (Off-Broadway producer & television editor) & Morgan DeTogne (Singer, Actress & Comedian) DON'T FORGET TO LIKE AND RATE OUR PODCAST (PLEASE & THANKS) GoodMorningNewYorkMusical.com 2018-10-0423 min

Making A Musical5. Inside the Mind of a DirectorCLICK HERE FOR OFF-BROADWAY TICKETS EPISODE 5: What do directors want from actors? Our Good Morning New York director tells all! Find out what directing is like in NYC. Can you make any money doing it? Plus - hear the GREAT deal Bridget made that's getting her a one way ticket to Off-Broadway. BONUS PRODUCER TIP: How you can get a rehearsal space for FREE in NYC. Special Guests: Bridget Greaney (Off-Broadway producer & television editor) & Morgan DeTogne (Singer, Actress & Comedian) DON'T FORGET TO LIKE AND RATE OUR PODCAST (PLEASE).2018-09-2721 min