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Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#420 - RSL recap! Seattle preview!!!!!!2025-05-1633 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#419 - Now with the actual right file!2025-05-1351 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)Episode 418 - LA Galaxy recap! San Jose preview!Donate to Portland Animal Welfare! Tell em Arrow sent you! https://www.pawteam.org 2025-04-2958 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#417 - LAFC Recap! LA Galaxy Preview!Parts of LA are so nice, but guys why do you pave everything???2025-04-2442 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#416 - Austin recap! SKC Recap! LAFC preview!I listened to a bunch of NOFX since last episode and enjoyed it but, guys, this is a good bit.2025-04-1745 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#415 - Houston recap! Austin preview!https://secure.oregonhumane.org/doggiedash/jennyanddogs2025-04-0445 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#414 - Colorado recap! Doggie Dash! Houston preview!Please give if you can: https://secure.oregonhumane.org/doggiedash/jennyanddogs And look for Friday here: https://www.oregondogrescue.org she's off teh site for a few days while she gets her mojo back. 2025-03-2948 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#413 - LA Galaxy recap! Colorado preview!Look, for a pod we didn't really want to record and you didnt really want to listen to about a game we didn't want to talk about, it's like a B+ episode.2025-03-1938 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#412 - Nashville recap! 11 things I love about spring! LA Galaxy preview! Adopt Friday!ADOPT FRIDAY!! https://www.petfinder.com/dog/friday-75354773/or/portland/oregon-dog-rescue-or208/ DONATE TO PAW TEAM! https://www.pawteam.org/ 2025-03-1352 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#411 - Austin recap! Silly metal! Nashville previewhttps://gaytheist.bandcamp.com https://rickshawbilliesburgerpatrol.bandcamp.com email us at morrisonicpod at gmail if you want2025-03-0542 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#410 - Vancouver recap! Austin preview!Happy 400th game Diego Chara!2025-02-2447 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#409 - Morrisonic at the moviesFor the newbies, this is something we do once a year it has nothing to do with soccer, so feel free to skip if you want. 2025-02-212h 54Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#408 - Preseason recap! Kit review! Vancouver preview!2025-02-201h 15Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#407 - Fare thee well, Evander!2025-02-141h 00Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)Oscars Preview!If you know you know. morrisonicpod at gmail2025-01-2619 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#406 - Some new players!This one is all soccer, kids. Plus some basketball at the end.2025-01-2553 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#405 - Offseason nonsense!The book I mentioned is Braiding Sweetgrass https://www.powells.com/book/braiding-sweetgrass-9781571313560 The Morrisonic Christmas playlist is https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/morrisonic-christmas/pl.u-AkAmPN3TXaoLp and the old, not updated Spotify one is https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3G9Pnl4XMZaVJuXRJiUUBk 2024-12-091h 01Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#404 - Vancouver recap! Season in review!If you want blood . . . . . . . . you got it.2024-11-032h 29Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#403 - Vancouver recap! Austin recap! Dallas recap!No preview for you. That comes next week.2024-10-0842 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#402 - RSL recap! Vancouver preview!Wehad some audio issues on this one, but hey, its free.2024-09-2451 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#401 - LA Galaxy recap!Pete came by the office and caught me unawares. Serves me right for giving him a key.2024-09-2130 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#400 - Colorado recap! LA Galaxy preview! RSL preview!Four hundred episodes. Thats like 300+ hours. Imagine the things you could do in 300 hours . . . 2024-09-1744 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#399 - Seattle recap! NWSL new labor agreement rules! Colorado preview!I left some slice of life stuff at the front because it makes me smile and this podcast is free. If you like it please make a donation to Portland Animal Welfare Team to support houseless and housing insecure animals and their people at www.pawteam.org!2024-09-0559 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#398 - St Louis recap! Seattle preview!I stayed awake for this game for you, the people. Somehow I lost the first 15 seconds of the podcast.2024-08-2753 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#397 - RIP (probably) Pat! RIP SMiP! Man that is a lot of St. Louis!2024-08-2254 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#396 - Tribute to the greatest episode in the history of Morrisonic!This is just a tribute. You gotta believe it. And I wish you were there. It's a matter of opinion.2024-08-051h 06Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#395 - LA Galaxy recap! Some other nonsense.Here's the T shirt we mentioned! https://calyxdesign.com/calyxworks/soccer-watcher-kaiju-portland-timbers-nasl/ Also available in patch form! 2024-07-2353 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#394 - RSL recap!Excuse the audio quality, we are in two different countries. There are some adorable dogs from a fire in Eastern Oregon at the humane society right now, and I have it on good authority there's a mess of kittens showing up tomorrow. email morrisonicpod at gmail.com2024-07-1653 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#393 - Dallas recap! Nashville recap! RSL preview!It's the tail end of kitten season at the humane society people! Plus every dog there is a good dog, I adopted a random POS brown garbage dog there 2 months ago and he is rad as hell. Also check the pavement temperature when you are walking your dog. If it's too hot to touch, leave em home or put shoes on that dog!2024-07-111h 27Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#392 - Minnesota recap! Fare thee well Dairon! Dallas preview!I didn't say nearly all the things I wanted to say about Dairon. #RCTID2024-07-041h 48Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#391 - Vancouver recap! Transfers! . . . then nothing!Pete realized he was late for a meeting right as we were about to talk about the game against Minnesota so this is the most dramatic exit for a Morrisonic since the days before Roscoe gave us the bigger memory card and we stopped running out of memory in the middle of pods, which is a thing that happened in teh first two seasons #lore Let's give Dairon the send off he deserves.2024-06-2626 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#390 - San Jose recap! Starting 11 of Portland Anthems! Vancouver preview!Cartwheels for everyone!!!!!!! Check out and then support this sweet ass Dos Diegos mural right here https://www.cadacasa.org/murals Also, I would like to formally replace Fortunate Son by CCR ar Right Back with Back to the Good Life by Weezer2024-06-211h 00Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#389 - Houston recap! St Louis preview!still working on anthems.2024-06-0450 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#388 - Austin recap! Houston preview!Quick turnaround, no nonsense.2024-05-3141 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#387 - SKC recap! So long Bill Walton! Austin preview!Sorry we were rushed because I had an input dial turned down and I didnt sufficiently eulogize Bill Walton, but hey, lot and lots of people already did. A life well lived.2024-05-291h 05Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#386 - Minnesota recap! SKC preview!Look, they're not all gems.2024-05-221h 04Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#385 - San Jose recap! Minnesota preview!Your magic is real!!!!!!! Soccer is dumb!!!2024-05-1645 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#383 - Seattle recap! Some stuff! San Jose preview!Portland is still beautiful! Don't forget to vote! #RCTID Gray and Hound makes beautiful dog collars! https://grayandhound.com. Here is Arrow in his collar https://www.instagram.com/p/C6w1If0ypLg/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 2024-05-141h 08Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#383 - Sorry about the audio! Phil loses it! Charlotte recap! Seattle preview!I messed with the loudness on the recording device and it backfired, so we are fuzzy.2024-05-071h 12Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#382 - LAFC Recap! Nonsense! Charlotte preview!Go get yourself a shelter dog, folks. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6QMfsHOqaS/ 2024-05-011h 07Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#381 - Columbus recap! LAFC preview! Some other stuff https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/2024-04-231h 00Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#380 - LAFC Recap! Columbus preview!Someone has to know someone who wants to adopt the world's biggest, raddest doodle, Fozzie. Look how cute his new pictures are! https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/2024-04-151h 07Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#379 - SKC Recap! Humane society! LAFC preview!There are a TON of good dogs at the humane society right now https://www.oregonhumane.org and Fozzy is STILL AVAILABLE https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/ 2024-04-101h 04Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#378 - Vancouver recap! SKC preview!Fozzy is still up for adoption https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/ and Rickshaw Billie will be here Wednesday https://aftontickets.com/Rickshawbillie 2024-04-0251 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#377 - Adopt Fozzy! Philadelphia recap! Vancouver preview!!I will give 5 minutes of airtime to anyone who adopts Fozzy - the biggest goofiest dog you are ever going to meet in your life. https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/ 2024-03-271h 01Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#376 - Houston recap! Welcome Cabecita! Philadelphia preview!Listen to Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol and meet me at Mano Oculta on April 3. https://www.manooculta.com. Email us at morrisonicpod at gmail dot com2024-03-2049 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#375 - NYCFC recap! Around MLS! Houston preview!Soccer is dumb, enjoy! Email morrisonicpod at gmail if you live near Kennewick and want to scope out a dog for Pat!2024-03-131h 00Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#374 - Oscars podcast!Dan from Timbros joins us to say stupid stuff about a crap movie called Oppenheimer!2024-03-073h 21Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#373 - DC United recap! DaBella Ciao! MLS suuuuucks! NYCFC preview!Thanks for the wellwishes and sympathy regarding Arlo! morrisonicpod at gmail!2024-03-0456 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#372 - Colorado recap! DC United preview! Happy trails Arlo!Soccer ends around the 56 minute mark, then its all woohoo and dead friends. Listen at your peril! morrisonicpod at gmail dot com2024-02-281h 22Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#371 - Kit Review! Season opener preview!The audio on this one was weird and rough. I actually tried to edit it, but I'm not sure if I made it it worse.2024-02-221h 39Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#370 - Season previewA somewhat rushed but well intentioned season preview. Email us at morrisonicpod at gmail. 2024-02-161h 15Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)Oscars Trailer!Join Pat and Dan from Timbros in our annual Oscar podcast in March. Between now and then go ahead and watch all these damn movies. None of them are bad, for once.2024-01-2515 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)FIXED #369 - Midwinter stuff. Adios Yimmi! Thorns sale!I POSTED SOMETHING AN HOUR AGO WITH AN EXTREMELY IRRITATING LAG. USE THIS INSTEAD. Green is the color - https://greenisthecolor.substack.com LockedOn Blazers - https://lockedonpodcasts.com/podcasts/locked-on-blazers/ 2024-01-121h 06Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#368 - So long Seba! Some other stuff!Morrisonic Christmas playlist is up on Apple music. The old one is on spotify but you'll need to add Billy Squier yourself2023-12-0743 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#367 - New coach, who dis?There's a LOT of swearing in this episode.2023-11-0745 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#366 - Houston recap! Some random talk about a season that is over!That's it. That's all we got.2023-10-2647 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#365 - Montreal recap! Houston preview! Some coaching stuff!Watch Rooney on Amazon, then watch Beckham on Netflix then meet us back here in a week2023-10-1154 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#364 - LA Galaxy recap! Montreal preview!Honestly, the failing New York Times can absolutely get bent. Keep Portland's name out your goddamn mouth. #rctid2023-10-0459 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#363 - Colorado recap! LA Galaxy preview!Sorry fellow Sad Dads, nothing but cheery soccer talk today.2023-09-2753 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#362 - College drop off talk! San Jose recap! Colorado preview!Create a narrative that gets yuo where you need to go people!2023-09-2255 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#361 - Only soccer this timeWe did a solid 20+ minutes of dad talk and I lost it. It was my favorite Morrisonic ever. We're both going to be fine, but at different rates of recovery.2023-09-1919 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#360 - Chivas USA recap! So long Grandpa Bruce! Austin preview!Go see Kill Michael, they are rad.2023-09-1451 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#359! Vancouver recap! RSL recap! Seattle recap! Chivas USA preview!You're just Chivas in disguise Oh oh you're just Chivas in disguise Oh oh you're just Chivas You're just Chivas You're just Chivas in disguise2023-09-0658 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#358 - Emergency pod! Gio is out!2023-08-2259 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#357 - Monterey recap! Some other stuff!It's only like 4 minutes of death talk . . . 2023-08-091h 19Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#356 - New Zealand! San Jose recap! Tigres recap! Monterey preview!Please adopt Alfie. https://www.oregonhumane.org/adopt/details/286193/ Morrisonicpod at gmail2023-08-021h 03Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#355 - Columbus recap! A tiny Leagues Cup preview!It was quick but light . . . morrisonicpod at gmail2023-07-1833 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#354 - Colorado recap! Columbus preview!Honk if you're still listening! morrisonicpod at gmail2023-07-1529 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#353 - Minnesota and Colorado recaps! Moreno wants out!If you are still listening to Timbers podcasts at this point you are a maniac . . . .2023-07-0751 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#352 - Chicago and NYCFC recap! Minnesota preview!Let's get this over with.2023-06-2739 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#351 - Dallas and San Jose recaps! Chicago and NYCFC previewsPlus some Messi talk2023-06-2044 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#350 - Seattle recap! Dallas preview!I am busy, no notes this week. morrisonicpod at gmail2023-06-0747 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#349 - SKC recap! Stupid Seattle preview!Send someone a handwritten note telling them how much you appreciate them. morrisonicpod at gmail dot com2023-05-3148 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#348 - RSL and Minnesota recap! Minnesota preview!SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT PORTLAND!!! Probably not its soccer team about the moment, though. https://www.portlandmercury.com/say-nice-things-about-portland/2023/05/17/46509660/say-nice-things-about-portland-a-manifesto2023-05-2448 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#347 - RSL recap! Vancouver recap! France! RSL preview! Minnesota preview!I'll get the audio fixed this week probably. Go Blazers.2023-05-1756 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#346 - Austin recap! Vancouver preview!Yikes, sorry about the audio quality, our recording device is stuck on 100 and maybe I have to replace it. Happy Mother's Day.2023-05-1140 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#345 - St Louis CITY RECAP! Austin preview.all that and half a story about a duck. email us at morrisonicpod at gmail dot com2023-05-0339 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#344 - Cincinnati recap! St. Louissorry for the energy level on my end, I have been up for a really long time2023-04-2647 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#343 - I believe in you, Dairon. Your magic is real.Sounds dumb for a podcast to say, but there really are no words.2023-04-1947 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#342 - Vancouver recap! Sounders preview!Bingo bango! Sugar in the gas tank! Chancey Billups is a BUM2023-04-1226 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)341 - FC Dallas recap! Vancouver preview!Just soccer today, folks. Straight down the middle.2023-04-0543 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#340 - LAGalaxy recap! FC Dallas preview!Yes its's Thursday but Pete was on vacatioln in Canada and I wasn't going to bother him to talk about this crap.2023-03-3138 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#339 - ATL recap! Getting old! LA Galaxy previewListen to Big Boy talk about Dallas real estate https://overcast.fm/+9VStHdkjA and DON'T LET THE OLD GUY IN.2023-03-2151 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#338 - St Louis CITAAAAAAY recap! ATL preview!There is a disturbing amount of soccer content in this one. It's, like, all soccer. Which is tough, because currently the Portland Timbers, um, stink.2023-03-1443 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#337 - LAFC recap! St Louis CITY preview!This one's all soccer, guys. It's all soccer.2023-03-081h 01Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#336 - OSCAR PREVIEWDan is here to talk about the cee-nay-mah! Email morrisonicpod at gmail dot com if you like it and i'll get him back in less than another year2023-03-032h 47Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#335 - SKC recap! A tiny bit of an LAFC preview but I cut most of it accidentally!Sorry, I was running on 3 hours of sleep and it showed, including accidentally clipping the last 20 minutes. morrisonic at gmail dot com 2023-03-0240 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#334 - Tuiloma! Playoff format! MLS Kit review! SKC preview!2023-02-251h 05Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#333 - A correction! Getting ready to get ready!morrisonicpod at gmail dot com2023-02-1241 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)Teaser - Dan and Pat will talk oscars in one month2023-01-3126 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#331 -Some bummer stuff then 100% soccer talk!McG gets roasted at the end.2023-01-311h 01Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#330- Ned's first presser! Stumptown Footy! Other stuff!Still pretty rusty!2023-01-2349 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#329 - Ned is permanent GM! Listener mail!We're still shaking off the rust. I recorded us at chipmunk speed and had to fix in post, so apologies for any weirdness.2023-01-171h 00Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#328 - Roster moves! Training!Pete's back. Email morrisonicpod at gmail2023-01-071h 22Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#327 - Morrisonic's statement on MP's plan to sell only the ThornsTwo teams, one club.2022-12-0200 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#326 - Another Squidasonic! Christmas and Thorns!Look, it's a little rambly on my part, but if you like the Squidasonics you'll like this one. Unless you are averse to Christmas and/or Christmas starting immediately after Halloween.2022-11-071h 21Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#325 - Squidasonic! Timbers! Blazers! Ghost Stories! TV!I am bored. Squid said she would do this with me even if I was bad at it now. 2022-10-191h 21Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#324 - Morrisonic's statement on the Yates Report!2022-10-0400 minMorrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)#323 - Atrocity in the ro-city! Miami preview!Let's get this over with2022-05-2444 min