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Discount TherapyS2-26 - Rev up their sexengineCome one, come all. The sexhiest awaits. The internet was made for porn, and the metaverse was made for sweet baby rays. Comedy Advice. 2022-02-1540 minDiscount TherapyS2-25 - Red Flag, Green FlagComedy Advice. How would you like to be broken up with? Double matching on apps, and the perils of gamifying communication. Also our Employee of the year, Sharell, takes some customer support calls! Opening/Closing Music: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by ElleCover Art: Chen XiaHosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth AguirreEditing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre2022-01-2537 minDiscount TherapyS2-24 - Samwise and BabyBundle up in your blanket with us. 2022-01-1137 minDiscount TherapyS2-E23 - Have A Very Covid ChristmasHappy Holidays! Whether you plan on getting trashed with grandma, or finding a way to avoid your racist uncle, the holidays are always an eventful time. So whether you're hiding away, quarantining (again), or enjoying the company of your loved ones, don't forget to listen to Discount Therapy. Because once you stop believing, we wither away and die. Intro/Outro: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by ElleCover Art: Chen XiaEditing: Seth AguirreHosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre2021-12-2540 minDiscount TherapyS2-22 - Don't Blow your BrosComedy AdviceHello saucy episode! Come join the saucy boys. We're getting sticky. But no blowing. Did you read the title? Unless..?Opening/Closing song: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by ElleCover Art: Chen XiaEditing/Sound Design: Seth AguirreHosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre2021-12-0638 minDiscount TherapyS2-21 - PubeukuComedy Advice Learn how to take care of your derriere hair, and other pube based sanitary issues. We revisit waifus, and roleplay a little ;). Wanna join?2021-11-1535 minDiscount TherapyS2-20 - The SpooktacularComedy AdviceSpooky season may be dead, but so is my will to go on. Enjoy!Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth AguirreIntro/Outro music: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" - ElleCover Art: Chen XiaEditing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre2021-11-0352 minDiscount TherapyS2-E19 - Material Girl/Material WorldComedy AdviceMove to Alaska, shave your legs, and fall in love. Learn how to become more confident, and how to pick up a babe without ever trying. Intro/Outro: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" - Sweet ElleCover Art: Chen XiaHosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth AguirreEditing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre2021-10-0546 minDiscount TherapyS2-E18 - King DysentryComedy Advice - Assert Dominance. 2021-09-211h 10Discount TherapyS2-E17 - Czar it up!Comedy AdviceSorry about the delay! Come join us for wedding mishaps, dating your siblings ex, and how to fake your own death!Cover Art: Chen XiaIntro/Outro: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear"- Sweet ElleHosts: Matthew Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth AguirreEditing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre2021-09-041h 06Discount TherapyS2-E16 - My Friend's been Kidnapped, what do I do?Comedy Advice.Advice on how to navigate those tricky waters for when your old best friend gets kidnapped, tinder bio's of the week, and the most moral way to end a bugs miserable life. Intro/Outro Music: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear", by Sweet ElleCover Art" Chen XiaEditing/Sound Design: Seth AguirreHosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre2021-08-1753 minDiscount TherapyS2-E15 - Looking for Love on CraigslistComedy Advice.Tips on gaslighting your parents, how to change yourself for someone else, and what to do when your significant other demands money for sex. You know, the normal stuff. Intro/Outro "Honey Sweetheart Dear" - Sweet ElleCover Art: Chen XiaEditing/Sound Design: Seth AguirreHosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre2021-08-0359 minDiscount TherapyS2-E14 - Billy Tonka and the Sin FactoryComedy AdvicePetty revenge on annoying coworkers? We got you.Dealing with leaked nudes? We got you. Selling another (fake?) product, and visiting the DT factory with Billy Tonka and his Troompa Loompas? We got you!Hosts: Matt Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth AguirreIntro/Outro: Sweet ElleCover Art: Chen XiaEditing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre2021-07-191h 04Discount TherapyS2-E13 - The FannyPack RevolutionComedy AdviceMake friends with a Discount Therapy brand fannypack. Perfect for keeping hot foods hot, and cold foods cold. Reach in your friends (p)ack, and pull out something savory and delicious. Hosts: Matthew Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth AguirreEditing & Sound Design: Seth AguirreCover art: Chen ShawIntro/Outro "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Sweet Elle2021-07-051h 02Discount TherapyS2-E12 - Children Vomit TortureComedy Advice. Lets talk about breaking up with your parents, big dick energy, and how to conquer your fear of amusement park rides. oh and ofc vomiting on children. Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matt Schneider, Seth AguirreEditing: Seth AguirreSound Design: Seth AguirreSong - "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Sweet Elle Cover Art by Chen Shaw2021-06-221h 03Discount TherapyS2-E11 - Big Kinky BabyComedy Advice. Who's a big baby boy? A widdle stinky champy wampy? I'll give you a hint, he's on this podcast, and his name is matt. Listen to episode 11 and figure out why your boyfriend is making baby faces at you, how to deal with a sex offending ghost (???) and learn all about THE GOO!2021-05-3100 minDiscount TherapyS2-E10 - The Italian JobCOMEDY ADVICE. To feature your question on the show email Discounttherapist@gmail.com or DM us at Discounttherapypod on instagram!THIS WEEK; Questions about a case of mistaken sex offender identity, surprising your wife, and dirty rooms. So all of life's frequent happenings2021-05-1745 minDiscount TherapyS2-E9 - Shooting UpComedy Advice - Medical Advice from 3 unqualified friends. Questions about Vaccination, 5g, and weed etiquette. Was this originally supposed to be uploaded around 4/20? Yes. Was it not? Also yes. So listen to us make some late weed jokes!2021-05-0349 minDiscount Therapys2-E8 - A Pure Easter SpecialComedy Advice - Geriatric belief in the easter bunny, quitting your job, and ANOTHER little suprise ;)2021-04-1238 minDiscount TherapyS2-E7 - The Charcuterie CutiesComedy Advice. Immaculate date ideas to give him the right signals, lots of bad (not) Bostonian accents, and more in this episode of Discount Therapy. 2021-03-2959 minDiscount TherapyS2-E6 - Love and LiesComedy Advice. Come and join us on a magical love themed episode brought to you by your Horny godmother! Let her magic wand guide you in questions about how to impress your love, how to up your poetry game, and how to navigate romance as a convicted felon. Any mention of Disney, or Disney related characters are coincidental, and most certainly parodies. 2021-03-1546 minDiscount TherapyS2-E5 - Musical MasturbationComedy Advice:Learn how to get revenge on a TP thief roommates, learn the reddest of all flags, and learn how to destroy a gameshow hosts life in this episode of Discount Therapy.Loosely music themed2021-03-0149 minDiscount TherapyS2-E4- Nicholas Cage, Finances, and You.Join us this week as we conquer Gamestop, interview 2 and 1/2 Nick Cages, and summon a Demon. (Finance theme for this week).2021-02-1648 minDiscount TherapyS2-E3- Dating VampiresThis one's all about dating apps and inauguration, baby!2021-02-0154 minDiscount TherapyS2-E2 - How to Tame your WiccanCursed friends, dead grandmas, and murderers sexual prowess, oh my! A loose spiritual themed episode.Art by Chen XiaIntro/Outro "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Sweet ElleEditing: Seth AguirreHosts: Matthew Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth Aguire2021-01-1147 minDiscount TherapyS2-E1- A Holiday MiracleDiscount Therapy is back for season 2, and better than ever! Come join in the holiday festivities as we answer holiday themed questions, and drop a special reveal ;).Art by Chen XiaIntro/Outro Music: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear", by Sweet Elle Editing: Seth AguirreHosts: Matthew Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth Aguirre.2020-12-2847 minDiscount TherapyANNOUNCEMENTDiscount Therapy is back and better than ever! New episodes drop December 28th, 2020 2020-12-2201 minDiscount TherapyS1-E13 - Until We Meet AgainA wrap for season 1! Discount Therapy must be destroyed. Join us and special guest Drew Battaglia as we answer the questions of the universe. 2020-08-0248 minDiscount TherapyS1-E12 - Subway HacksLearn how to maximize your subway sitch, the early years of "Straight Shootin' Putin", and the return of JuniperBerry! 2020-07-1457 minDiscount TherapyS1-E11 - McDonald's Wiener WranglerThey say you can hear his spurs from a mile away. The Wiener Wrangler takes what is his. bath salts, methdarts, and more!2020-06-2856 minDiscount TherapyS1-E10 - Shuffleboard and BangThe podcast was going great, until that foul smelling Carny found us on our date...2020-06-1355 minDiscount TherapyS1-E9 - Bad Dick DayTips for that first date, bad dick days, and how to try and pull a fast one on the host that edits the podcast. Yes, I know about your side podcast, you ungrateful assholes. 2020-05-2449 minDiscount TherapyS1-E8 - The Adventures of JuniperberryLittle Timmy's stuck in a well! Will the boys world-weary delivery and disregard for legitimate help save him in time!?2020-05-1650 minDiscount TherapyS1-E7 - Cereal AttractionEvery gotten off to the idea of Captain Crunch? Us too. The most essential children, cutthroat real estate agents, murder bf's, and more!2020-05-0956 minDiscount TherapyS1-E6 - Farm GirlsMatt fucking up, alien jizz, and an ice cold beer with the label facing out. 2020-05-0157 minDiscount TherapyS1-E5 - The Gift of Child OwnershipThe boys become moms!2020-04-2447 minDiscount TherapyS1-E4 - Randy Newman V Randy JacksonWhat never fails to liven up a funeral? Why is that man screaming in the stall next to you? who IS the king of Randys? Listen to find out. 2020-04-1746 minDiscount TherapyS1-E3 - Clown CannonCarol Baskin, Clown Cannons, Cedric Digerpee, and more!2020-04-1046 minDiscount TherapyS1-E2 - Chuck E Cheese FursuitFursuits, sexbubbles, and equal pay for all!2020-04-0337 minDiscount TherapyS1-E1 - Anime GirlfriendLife's tough, and sometimes we need a little help. Well lucky you, because we're here to get you through it. Listen in as three highly under-qualified friends answer life's hardest questions and dabble into the wonders of the world in this new Comedy Advice podcast. 2020-03-2758 min