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The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #100 “Reflection, Winners, A Century, & Roadblocks”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#100] | Show Notes | This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had an entertaining week indeed - well put it this way it’s show number 100 – yep, I’ve finally reached a century – added to that the Goggle Earth satellite’s picked up the wife’s image, yep, from space and me farmhand - well there’s only one way to put it - yep, he stinks - added to that, we’ve finally had some winners and that’s a rare thing around here - anyway I’m sure you’re...
2022-08-3131 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #99 “Rumbling, Dating, Guarding, & Pinning”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#99] | Show Notes | This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, I’ve had a week, yep, that’s the only way of saying it - a week – yep, of drama that is – I’ve had rumblings on me driveway, non-binaries in me barn, cooking in me living room and a seriously pinned down farmhand - anyway I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features you’ll only hear – that’s right here on th...
2022-08-2432 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #98 “Reconciliation, Hanging, Shaving & Dieting”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#98] | Show Notes | This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a hot week and some good news, yep, with a little reconciliation I’ve gained a lot of space – the wife Elsie has promised to diet – me hideous mother-in-law is AWOL and me old mother is trying for a winning streak - anyway I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features you’ll only hear – that’s right here on...
2022-08-1731 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #97 “Students, Fishing, Ants & Sinkholes”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#97] | Show Notes | This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a hot and stormy week, been surrounded by film students, wrapped up a farm documentary and learned that we’re going to have an overinflated living room squatter for the foreseeable future – added to that a certain dating website is getting some extra visitors too - anyway I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features you’ll only hea...
2022-08-1034 min
Five Things with NedFoxy Ned, Prey, They/Them, Empanadas, and Meaningful August BaseballIn this episode Ned discusses Foxy Ned Hanlon, his newfound love of empanadas, the joy of not buying running clothing, meaningful August baseball, and compares and contrasts Prey and They/Them. Spoilers in the last segment.
Questions, comments, or concerns can be sent via www.ewabbott.com.
Thanks for listening.
Foxy Ned Hanlon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_Hanlon_(baseball)
Empanadas
https://thetortillachannel.com/empanada-dough/
Little Victories - Running Clothes
Meaningful August Baseball
https://www.newsday.com/sports/columnists/laura-albanese/mets-atlanta-max-scherzer-buck-showalter-francisco-lindor-m7rywbqb?utm_source=tw_sp
Prey versus They/Them
They/Them Trailer - https://youtu.be/HtQk6sANmKs
Prey...
2022-08-0919 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #96 “Travel, Eviction, Stranded & Overheated”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#96] | Show Notes | This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a hot and hectic week, whilst me farm’s still under the German filmmakers microscope - well let’s just say the documentary is nearing completion - added to that someone’s finally vacated me living room, yep - but not the person I’d hoped would leave - added to that I ended up suffering the blistering heat inside me truck in South Florida - anyway I’m sure you’re just going to love me always...
2022-08-0300 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #95 “Baking, Extras, Awards & Cheating”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#95] |Show Notes |This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a baking hot week interspersed with thunderstorms, but with the gorgers around here I shouldn’t really mention baking and with the weight on me sofa I shouldn’t mention thunder either – added to that a painstaking real life documentary is underway on the farm, yep, I did say pain – it’s only the mother-in-law that worries about staking around here – oh well wishful thinking - anyway I’m sure you’re just going to love me always per...
2022-07-2733 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #94 “Wide, Weird, Wobbly & Wrong”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#94] | Show Notes | This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a highly unusual week and perhaps what you’d call a very unusual visitor here on the farm – it’s not often we get a visit from anyone that’s not either trying to sell me something or worst still trying to sponge off me endless hospitality - either way I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at me other crazy regular featu...
2022-07-2031 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #93 “Birthdays, Bulls, Duds & Ducks”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#93] | Show Notes | This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a week with the wife Elsie’s birthday and believe me that’s good for nobody – she expects big presents, big eats and a big party – oh dear – and all we’ve had down here in the south is big heat and even bigger drama - either way I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at me other crazy regular features you’ll only he...
2022-07-1336 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #92 “Collapsing, Art, Dartboards & Piercings”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#92] | Show Notes | This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve reached the start of Season Number Eight, yep, I might be able to shake up me show a bit from time to time, but I’m still having trouble shaking up me personal life, that’s right it’s called farm and family - oh dear – an ugly combination indeed - either way I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at me other crazy regu...
2022-07-0631 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #91 “Independence, Broadway, Smothering & Whips”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#91] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had one of those crazy weeks, it’s been scorching and stormy outdoors and searing and sticky indoors – we’ve had a couple of surprise visitors too, they ended up with a bigger surprise than they bargained for - added to that I want to celebrate Independence Day, yep - by giving me entire family their independence too - oh dear - either way I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly pa...
2022-06-2934 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #90 “Duds, Amendments, Denial & Daydreams”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#90] |Show Notes |🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had one of those crazy weeks, it’s been eyes down and house in me farmhouse – yep, we’ve been overrun with duds, bingo callers and fleas – far from a good combination - I’ve been having bad dreams and added to that one of our skinnier farmhouse occupants nearly met his end through sudden suffocation - oh dear - either way I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we...
2022-06-2237 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #89 “Dieting, Thrashing, Fleas, Ponies & Pigs”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#89] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a bit of a troubling week – Elsie the wife and the mother-in-law Satana Troglodyte are back home from their hospital stay and me living room’s well, put it this way – standing room only – claustrophobic’s an understatement – most canned sardines have got more room than I’ve got - oh dear - either way I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy...
2022-06-1533 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #88 “Snakes, Socks, Misfires & Mischief” 🎙 Ned Natter Show [#88] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a bit of a disastrous week – Elsie the wife and the mother-in-law Satana are still confined in the hospital, still me living room’s claustrophobic again for other reasons and we’ve had a cause-and-effect accident in me far field – oh dear - either way I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world...
2022-06-0834 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #87 “Astronauts, Brooms, Bog Men & Alcoholic Pigs”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#87] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a bit of a disastrous week – Elsie the wife finally succumbed and the mother-in-law Satana ended up confined, yep for good reason, also me old mother Nan’s using new tactics on me pet pig - added to that the wife’s buddy Beyondit struggled back from a week of honeymoon dining and worse still me neighbor Old Rush is back with a broken agenda – oh dear - either way I hope you’re just going to love...
2022-06-0134 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #86 “Gatecrashers, Fights, Shadows & Free-Range Food”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#86] |Show Notes |🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a stormy week and that was in addition to the wedding, yep Beyondit and skinny Frank have tied the knot, and believe be it doesn’t look quite as tight as it should be, to be honest it’s already looking pretty thunderous too - oh dear - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from...
2022-05-2536 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #85 “Philosophy, Hazards, Marriage & Sub-contractors”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#85] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had another crazy week, only this time I’ve been getting a bit philosophical – added to that you need to remember I’ve been dealing with high inflation for years, in fact I don’t even remember a day when the wife wasn’t inflating - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too!
2022-05-1838 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #84 “A Visitor, A Shortsighted Shooter & The Blame Game”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#84] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had another crazy windy week, only this time we’ve had what you’d call a genuine alien sighting, yep, right here on the farm – added to that I’ve been in the center of a welfare case and a heated argument - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too! Y...
2022-05-1134 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #83 “Psychedelics, Clichés, Bricks & Ticks” 🎙 Ned Natter Show [#83] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a very hot week and that’s just the weather – but tempers were flying after I had a crackdown and reclaimed me farm, well almost – some things never change around here - added to that I think me life’s overwhelmed with a single cliché - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world...
2022-05-0437 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #82 “Peanut Weapons, Scorch Marks & Gluttony”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#82] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a windy week, yep that’s the weather, not the wife’s endless pizza munching, added to that we haven’t got any ums and errs here, oh no just the cold hard facts and a bunch of weird neighbors - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too! Yessi...
2022-04-2735 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #81 “A Proposal, Arson, Weight Gain & Spies”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#81] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a wet and windy week, added to that we’ve still got sculptor Wilma’s mother Winnie Winklestein staying in the farmhouse – to be honest three crows nesting in me living room is too much to bear – added to that me relative and fulltime conman Skip Natter has been busy creating an alien encounter in me back woods and all for pure profit – oh dear – added to that things are getting heavier right now, but we got a proposa...
2022-04-2039 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #80 “A Wedding, A Dentist, Pasta & Sicilians” 🎙 Ned Natter Show [#80] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we had a pleasant event for a change, yep, me Ferrari obsessed over-priced tractor mechanic Luigi Spaghettori tied the knot with Wilma the stone sculptor and former artist retreat guest – added to that they chose me farm as the venue – oh dear – added to that we had an extra-terrestrial expert show up to examine me cabbage circle conspiracy and put more stupid ideas into me crooked relative Skip Natter’s already overcrowded corrupt head...
2022-04-1340 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #79 “Peanuts, Reincarnation, Headlines & Stupidity” 🎙 Ned Natter Show [#79] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve reached the start Season Number Seven and it’s been a wet and windy start to the week of course I’m chatting about the weather not the wife – added to that we’ve got a new neighbor too, yep, a peanut farmer, who says he’s got the cleanest organic nuts in America – yep, quite a boast indeed - added to that me rapping restaurant and C-store owning buddy Pashana Kondapindi c...
2022-04-0639 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #78 “Stolen Greens, Bookies, Naps & Pests”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#78] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program on The Ned Natter Show SEASON FINALE, where life is short. Smile while you still have teeth! Elsie and Beyondit are well and truly stuffed this week by Frank “The Stuffer Fan” from the Cougar Dating site. Ned’s nightmare is full of green cabbage eating monsters - and Ned’s Sagacious Moment ponders the way folks are conned by the recycling craze. Alice adopts nobody this week but does...
2022-03-3039 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #77 “Get Rich Quick, Seniors, Scams & Death”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#76] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program on The Ned Natter Show where if you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me! Ned’s nightmare is full of stuffer dates with the sofa-dwelling human eating zombies - and Ned’s Sagacious Moment ponders the increase in fame and fortune after death. Alice adopts a nine banded armadillo and provides us with yet another fascinating insight into the Wonders of Nature. Old Nan rememb...
2022-03-2342 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #76 “Visitors, Allergies, Carnivals & Deception”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#76] |Show Notes |🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where only on The Ned Natter Show If you want to call a family meeting - turn off the WiFi and sit in the room where it is located!Ned’s nightmare is Old Nan and Toshiko is playing a LOSING game of poker with me collards - and Ned’s Sagacious Moment ponders the obsession with flying vehicles.Alice adopts an Ant Farm and provides us with yet another fascinating insight into the Wonders of Nature...
2022-03-1643 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #75 “Hair, Road Rage, Circles & Space”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#75] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where only on The Ned Natter Show light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak! Ned’s nightmare is burning up with cabbages and aliens- and Ned’ Sagacious Moment ponders the idea of shortages. Alice adopts a pet Possum as some of the local crazy folks just want to hunt it or eat it - and she provides us with yet another fascinating insight into the W...
2022-03-0942 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #74 “Infighting, Tension, Chance & Tires”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#74] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where only on The Ned Natter Show can gravy be considered a beverage! Our special feature is Ned’s Worst Book of The Year Award, with a countdown to the six worst books ever printed in the last year – and the perfect “kindle” for a well lit(erary) fire! (couldn’t resist the puns here) Ned’s nightmare is Old Nan smoking and drinking like a baby who had one too many bottles last...
2022-03-0243 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #73 “Drama, Teeth, Intelligence & Occultism”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#73] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program we’re up to our necks with more drama on The Ned Natter Show than you’d find in a soap opera! Ned’s nightmare has Rush ready and lit for a burning at the stake (and we don’t mean throwing the meat on the grill) - and Ned’ Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of Artificial Intelligence in online chat support! Alice is offered a GOP elephant and provides us with yet anot...
2022-02-2342 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #72 “Pain, Surgery, Co-habiting & Grubs”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#72] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone is crazy because common sense is like deodorant – the people who need it most never use it on The Ned Natter Show! Ned’s nightmares are full of Nan’s obscene abuse of brother Nelson Natter’s no limit credit card and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of plastic surgery! Alice adopts Boa Constrictor and provides us with yet another fascinating insight into the Wonders of Nature....
2022-02-1641 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #71 “Lawyers, Inflation, Crypto & More Botox”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#71] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone can HODL (hold on for dear life) on The Ned Natter Show! Ned’s nightmares are full of hammers, dogs and slamming doors and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of inflation! Alice adopts an eight-legged friend and provides us with yet another fascinating morsel of the Wonders of Nature. Old Nan and her best buddy Toshiko go for broke all over the South of Flori...
2022-02-0943 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #70 “Botox, Zapping, Cheating & Spandex”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#70] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone has gone whoop-de-do on The Ned Natter Show! Ned’s nightmares are rotating in the biggest microwave on earth - and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of the word free! Alice takes Ned in, but only long enough to take a moment for another Wonders of Nature tidbit. Old Nan and her best buddy Toshiko have broken Virgil the poor mailman!Rush Rec...
2022-02-0241 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #69 “Toys, Language, Romance & Manatees”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#69] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone is gone kale crazy on the Ned Natter Show! Ned’s nightmares are full of manatees and cows and they are not the same thing folks- and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of the way our language is being delivered and even manipulated! Alice is a distracted with a three-legged cat but takes a moment for another Wonders of Nature tidbit. Old Nan...
2022-01-2638 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #68 “Taxis, Dementia, Recalls & Remotes”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#68] |Show Notes |🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone has lost their mind on the Ned Natter Show!Ned’s nightmares have Nan over a barrel and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of dementia.Alice is a happy bunny and treats us to another Wonders of Nature about predators.Old Nan can’t see the fox employer in her best buddy Toshiko – which further adds confusion to Rush and his Recalls OH DEAR!Ding Dang’s has s...
2022-01-1939 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #67 “Fugitives, Mummies, Packaging & Camels”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#67] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program sprinkled with low budgets and tight jeans that would make a camel spit and all on the Ned Natter Show! Ned’s nightmares are hanging on a thin light and his Sagacious Moment ponders green horned environmentalists. Alice is decking the cards and has a big eye on the Wonders of Nature. Old Nan is reminiscing about bad relatives and when she’s not wrapped up in herself, s...
2022-01-1238 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #66 “History, Unfriendliness, Cryogenics & Coffee”🎙 Ned Natter Show [#66] |Show Notes | 🐔 It’s a BRAND-NEW SEASON 6 and a perpendicularly packed program sprinkled with half-hearted New Year’s Resolutions on the Ned Natter Show! Ned’s nightmares are set alight and his Sagacious Moment ponders dismantled history. Alice is toying with the Crystal Balls again and another dose of the Wonders of Nature. Old Nan is reminiscing about bad relatives and finds the mailman Virgil absolutely shocking - OH DEAR! Rush becomes a preacher and dodges t...
2022-01-0538 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #65 “New Year, Visitors, Fights & Squirrels” Ned Natter Show [#65] |Show Notes |🐔 It’s a packed program on the Ned Natter Show as the folk’s ring in the New Year and the end of Season 5 and everything is a cock-up, a punch up or just plain nuts!Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up is “Elsie’s New Year Shocker!” and she’s shocking the heck out of poor old Ned in his nightmares...AGAIN!Ned has a Sagacious Moment pondering digital squirrels and he’s also getting steamed up over the Crystal Balls with Young Alice Jones for ano...
2021-12-2941 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #64 “Babysitters, Guests, Cake & Murder”Ned Natter Show [#64] | Show Notes | 🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show Ned’s farmhouse is full of stuffers and party guests, yep that’s three days of mayhem! Elsie haunts Ned in in his nightmares and childhood dreams as fat Santa and then scares the heck out of everyone as she returns with Elsie’s Cooking Cock-ups with her revolting “Elsie’s Seasonal Cake Surprise!” Ned has a Sagacious Moment pondering young children and their modern electronic babysitters. He’s also up and down...
2021-12-2241 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #63 “Fairies, Sweaters, Ghouls & Toes”Ned Natter Show [#63] | Show Notes | 🐔 Two Medicine Farm is heating up with festive cheer and fear as Ned and Elsie celebrate their wedding anniversary and Elsie haunts Ned in in his nightmares as the Sugar Plump Fairy on top of New York’s Rockefeller Center’s Christmas Tree – Oh Dear! Ned has a Sagacious Moment and recycles ideas and fashions of yesteryear and chats with Young Alice Jones for another dose of the Wonders of Nature. Old Nan and Toshiko are betting o...
2021-12-1539 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #62 “Mice, Rice, Dogs & Saturn”Ned Natter Show [#62] | Show Notes | 🐔 Two Medicine Farm is lovely and quiet this week as Elsie and Beyondit are away on a river cruise for seven days of buoyant fun, food and flatulence. However, they are both haunting Ned in in his nightmares as they take over the Daytona 500 racing track in a pair of Mart Carts – Oh Dear! Ned is still super busy with a Sagacious Moment and ponders The Festive Season. Ned also visits with Young Alice Jones for another dose of the Wonde...
2021-12-0840 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #61 “Patience, Divining, Headstones & Bats”Ned Natter Show [#61] |Show Notes |🐔 Two Medicine Farm is fabulous, fun and all in the Florida sun as the Artist Retreat kicks off with a visit from a couple of snow birds who can’t fly, but should take a flying leap with their artistic expressions.Elsie and Beyondit are layaway’s having their cake and eating it in their Black Friday bonanza.Ned’s nightmares are overflowing into next year and he has a Sagacious Moment with patience and visits with Young Alice Jon...
2021-12-0142 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #60 “Food, Thanksgiving, Power Bills & Rubber”Ned Natter Show [#60] |Show Notes |🐔 It’s Thanksgiving down here on Two Medicine Farm, Ned’s nightmares are just beginning... The Artist Retreat kicks off with three new members in resident, who are about as dazed and confused about WHO they are, let alone WHY they’re here. Elsie and Beyondit are disturbing the peace and touring the grocery aisles with Ding Dang and Dolly in tow and the equivalent of twelve mart carts of food. Ned’s electric bill soars and Dolly’s tutor’s ele...
2021-11-2438 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #59 “Scientists, Shopping, Pigeonholes & Plastic” Ned Natter Show [#59] | Show Notes | 🐔 In a packed show down here on Two Medicine Farm, Ned’s nightmare’s are zooming out of control in the grocery aisles, with Elsie in hot pursuit... Elsie and Beyondit are still torturing the couch and Nan and Toshiko push old mailman Virgil into a casino visit and across the floor which leaves him out of pocket and with a sore A$$ -- OH DEAR! Beyondit and Ding Dang have their first lover’s tiff with Ding Dang wear...
2021-11-1741 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #58 “Hedge Layers, Parasites, Pick-Up’s & Supper” Ned Natter Show [#58] |Show Notes |🐔Ned’s Florida Island AKA Two Medicine Farm is thoroughly beastly this week!Nan goes all out for a Japanese, card sharping, whisky galore supper date with poor USPS mailman Virgil, and Toshiko is hell bent on serving poison cuisine as the reluctant chef and a third wheel to the whole charade.It’s a sink or swim adventure as Beyondit and Elsie dream bomb poor Ned-- OH DEAR!Ned also visits with Young Alice Jones as she...
2021-11-1041 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #57 “Sextuplets, Golf, Gravediggers & UFO’s”Ned Natter Show [#57] |Show Notes |🐔Two Medicine Farm is balls deep in trouble this week!Ned’s nightmares take a turn for the worst when Beyondit gives birth to sextuplets and cabbages- OH DEAR!Ned also visits with Young Alice Jones as she juggles her balls, crystal that is- with the Wonders of Nature – this week it’s all about Dragonflies and Mosquitoes!Rush is being helpful and working on his private “conversion through kindness” initiative to get GOP voters– this...
2021-11-0341 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #56 “Halloween, Bulls, Witches & Movies”Ned Natter Show [#56] |Show Notes |🐔 It’s an extravaganza of crazy creepy Halloween celebrations and enough tossing and turning of bulls and oranges to start an innuendo club, down here on Two Medicine Farm this week!Ned’s nightmares are invaded by ghouls, witches, wizards, warlocks and monsters - and that’s just the family! OH DEAR!Ned also visits with Young Alice Jones for a nice cuppa of Wonders of Nature – this week it’s all about Wolf Spiders and bad backs!In the segment “How...
2021-10-2745 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #55 “Heavyweights, Hummingbirds, Vacations, & Relatives”Ned Natter Show [#55] |Show Notes | 🐔 This week feature’s an array of Ned’s relatives turning up from the past, present and future as the “Battle of The Bulge” ensues and Elsie wins hands down at the weigh-in and a round of rabbit punches (a kind of stew) at a whopping knock-out 405lbs on the scales, throwing opponent Beyondit onto the ropes with a low blow that she could recover from with that deadly south paw that just keeps diving for the high-cholesterol tacos, in time for a worthy comeback match. Ned vi...
2021-10-2042 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #54 “Ned’s Birthday, Snakes, Smog & Actors”Ned Natter Show [#54] |Show Notes | 🐔 This week is Ned’s birthday and everyone but Ned is celebrating. Ned’s nightmares involve underwater rappers and hearing weird voices. Ned visits with Young Alice Jones for a nice cuppa of Wonders of Nature – this week it’s all about ants that are also farmers!In the segment “How to Be A Republican” Rush has obviously taken too many laxatives - for his mouth! Old Fred the nudist’s party includes lollipop sucking movie star guests that ain’t from H...
2021-10-1347 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #53 “Caterpillars, Predators, Knots & Stinks”Ned Natter Show [#53] | Show Notes | 🐔 We are hitting Season 5 and Episode 53, with a brand-new round of fantastic farm follies! Ned is fully farming strawberries and cabbages which makes the fields of Two Medicine farm look lovely and colorful! This week’s episode full of goodies that will entertain you as Ned’s nightmares get totally bizarre and give a new meaning to the term wet dream. Ned visits with Young Alice Jones for his usual weekly fair-trade coffee...
2021-10-0645 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #52 “Matrimony, Graffiti, Hygiene & Botox”Ned Natter Show [#52] |Show Notes | 🐔 A major milestone this week as it’s our SEASON #4 FINALE and 52 Weeks of fun and laughter- WOW! Ned changes from poultry farming to fruits and veggies, to everyone’s relief! This week’s episode of “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is called “Elsie’s Health Food Surprise” which is neither healthy or a surprise. I visit with Young Alice Jones for my usual weekly fair-trade coffee and vegan cake and a dose of her Wonders of Nature – this week it...
2021-09-2948 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #51 “Paradise, Waxing, Chemtrails & Mailboxes”Ned Natter Show [#51] | Show Notes | 🐔 It’s a week of innuendos and wood in about every corner of the show! Ned’s escapes to his own Fantasy Island but wakes to the worst nightmare ever! This week’s episode of “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is a joint-venture tower of terror event called “Elsie and Beyondit’s Multi-storey Sandwich Surprise”. Old Nan and Toshiko are still terrorizing the local residents with their drones and I visit with Young Alice Jones for my us...
2021-09-2242 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #50 “Dreams, Drones, Bats & Potty Putters”Ned Natter Show [#50] | Show Notes | 🐔 Ned’s nightmares are back again and this week’s episode of “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is a disgusting wriggly mess called “Elsie’s Florida Mud Pie Surprise”. Old Nan and Toshiko go on another of their old crow adventures and terrorize the local residents with their new drones – of which Rush gets a first-hand crash course whilst playing with himself in the bathroom - Oh Dear! I visit with Young Alice Jones for my usual weekly fair-trade coffee and vegan cake...
2021-09-1541 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #49 “Golf, Blackout, Toxicity & Itchy Digits”Ned Natter Show [#49] | Show Notes | 🐔 Elsie and her BFF BBW A.K.A. Beyondit Brandisha Washington, are now idiot experts that are suffering from itchy digit and restless mouth syndrome. This week’s episode of “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is a chocky, corn-flakey mess called “Elsie’s Shocking Cereal Surprise”. Old Nan and Toshiko go on another of their old crow adventures and terrorize the local Greenways Golf course - Oh Dear! I visit with Young Alice Jones for my usual weekly fair-trade coffee and vegan...
2021-09-0841 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #48 “Curry, Annulment, Old Stock & Buffalo” Ned Natter Show [#48] |Show Notes | 🐔 Down ‘ere on Two Medicine Farm it’s abbreviations and innuendos galore this week! Elsie and her BFF BBW A.K.A. Beyondit Brandisha Washington, are assaulting my poor sofa. Grocery shopping is now a “Man and Van” experience which means the poor driver has a couple of extra heavy boilers to add to his weekly furniture moving schedule.“Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is called “Elsie’s Fruit Bun Cake Surprise” – and is nothing like the title describes, which is no surprise. Me lucky pet...
2021-09-0142 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #47 “Sushi, Cake, Wool, Tents & Prowlers”Ned Natter Show [#47] |Show Notes |Sushi, Cake, Wool, Tents & Prowlers🐔 Down here on Two Medicine Farm it really is a “roll your eyes” kind of a week!It’s Toshiko Suzuki’s 103rd birthday, Old Nan and Toshiko go to a sushi restaurant and a nightclub – the experiences leave Old Nan totally confused and Toshiko extremely amused - Oh Dear!To make matters even worse, “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is an attempt at a celebratory cake for Toshiko called “Elsie’s birthday cake Surprise” which really does put things in...
2021-08-2541 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #46 “Sailing, Tailgating, Rugs & Neat Water”Ned Natter Show [#46] |Show Notes |Sailing, Tailgating, Rugs & Neat Water🐔 It’s all a bit sticky and sweet down here on Two Medicine Farm!Me farm cat Young Charles has specially designed and fitted solar panels after a disastrous run-in with a pair of rat traps!“Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is another horribly super sweet concoction called “Elsie’s chocolate coated chocolate Surprise”!Old Nan and Toshiko Suzuki go on their latest cultural outing to The Sail and Dine Experience; and t...
2021-08-1839 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #45 “Monsters, Wine, Babies & Cribs”Ned Natter Show [#45] |Show Notes | “Monsters, Wine, Babies & Cribs” 🐔 Elsie and Beyondit share the sofa with Elsie’s mother Satana Troglodyte – a B-Movie actress, larger-than-life and four times as ugly! Beyondit is beyond words on this one! “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is another horribly super sweet concoction called “Elsie’s Farm Fruit Surprise”! Old Nan and Toshiko Suzuki go on a swallow-not-spit tour at the local Wine Tasting VIP event as their latest cultural outing to The Twisted Vines Vineyard – and are horrified when Elsie...
2021-08-1141 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #44 “Guerilla’s, Virtual Reality, Blackjack & Security”Ned Natter Show [#44] |Show Notes |“Guerilla’s, Virtual Reality, Blackjack & Security” 🐔 Elsie and Beyondit take to Daytona Beach, the Shark Bite Capitol of the world. (One can only hope for the best)“Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is another disgustingly, super sweet concoction called “Elsie’s Swamp Pudding Surprise”!Old Nan and Toshiko Suzuki get banned from the casino and get snappy on their latest cultural outing to the local Alligator Farm – Oh Dear!Young Alice is having trouble with one of her two crystal balls – it’s di...
2021-08-0437 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #43 “Targets, Possums, Algae & Etiquette”Ned Natter Show [#43] |Show Notes |“Targets, Possums, Algae & Etiquette”🐔 When her and Elsie are not bankrupting the local All You Can Eat Buffet on opening day, newest temporary-visitor-of-the-sofa and bestie of Elsie- Beyondit is a highly-opinionated fashion, culinary, music and food expert whose nose is in everyone’s business this week - upsetting folks left, right and around her equator line.However, revenge is sweet for us folks, when unexpectedly and accidentally; Beyondit is bitten on her ample ass by Elsie’s fat rat dog, Ned Jr. which results in her plac...
2021-07-2837 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #42 “Surgery, Shopping, Snakes & Spongers” Ned Natter Show [#42] | Show Notes | “Surgery, Shopping, Snakes & Spongers” 🐔 Elsie is busy with mixed up orders from her virtual redneck assistant “Alex”, she considers Mouth-Band Surgery to lose weight and introduces us to her new friend, divorcee-mother of 6-now living on the sofa - from the nail parlor – Beyondit.“Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is another disgusting collaboration with Blind Lonnie called “Elsie’s Stray Python Surprise”!Old Nan takes Toshiko Suzuki to Wal-Mart as a cultural experience while farm hand Ding Dang takes to a week in bed with new...
2021-07-2138 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #41 “Electronics, Weddings, Darts & Foreigners"Ned Natter Show [#41] | Show Notes | “Electronics, Weddings, Darts & Foreigners” 🐔 This week’s show is full of the antics of the gang down here on Two Medicine Farm. Elsie has a new virtual assistant called “Alex” sold to her by Billy-Ray, one of Ding Dang’s dubious relatives that includes some unique accessories which cause some shocking results! Just don’t bother calling customer service unless you are a goat herder in Mozambique. Card Sharps Old Nan and her friend and Nelson's Japa...
2021-07-1438 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #40 "Independence, Card Sharps, Cannibals & Cake"Ned Natter Show [#40] |Show Notes |“Independence, Card Sharps, Cannibals & Cake”🎉This week’s show is our new Season 4! 🎉🐔 We kick off Season 4 with two big bashes and a couple of new visitors including Old Nan's friend and Nelson's mother-in-law Toshiko Suzuki, who is packed for a weekend of poker and mischief (and a Wok).Elsie enjoyed her HUGE Empire State cake, her birthday gifts including a cement mixer and lots of friends and neighbors who all enjoyed the free food! This week’s “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is Elsie’s Birthday Surprise – whi...
2021-07-0739 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #39 "Danger, Power, Trash & Spouses"Ned Natter Show [#39] |Show Notes |“Danger, Power, Trash & Spouses”🐔 This week’s show is our Season 3 Finale!“Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is Chocolate and Cheese Surprise!Old Nan is back with plenty of winnings and is even more of a hideous hag than ever!Will our quirky book reviews for trekking to dangerous cities and adopting politicians make it to the bookshelf, compost heap or do they do us all a favor and BURN?The new neighbor, J...
2021-06-3032 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #38 "Windbags, Warthogs, Raves & Travel"Ned Natter Show [#38] |Show Notes |“Windbags, Warthogs, Raves & Travel” 🐔 This week’s “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is Curried Curry Surprise! Old Nan is still down in Tampa at the Seminole Casino in the pink and on a bender of free food, plenty of winnings and slot machines! Our two quirky book reviews this week are for the adventurous traveler. Do they even make it to the bookshelf, compost heap or burn? Cardamom P pays a surprise visit from his store - Pashana...
2021-06-2330 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #37 “Swamp Rats, Caterpillars, Voters & Slots"Ned Natter Show [#37] |Show Notes |“Swamp Rats, Caterpillars, Voters & Slots"🐔 This week Wife Elsie is on the Think Away Diet Plan, even though we still have to take the monthly jaunt to stock up on food supplies. It always involves a box trailer, heavy lifting, heavy loads and serious backaches whichever way you look at it. We also bring you this week’s “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” Elsie’s Torched Tart Surprise!There’s serious drama as Old Nan in a fit of Flush Rush versus a High Card Flush - has flown the Old...
2021-06-1631 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #36 “Belts, Clocks, Custard & Heatstroke”Ned Natter Show [#36] |Show Notes |“Belts, Clocks, Custard & Heatstroke”🐔 This week “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is Elsie’s Chancy Cheesy Custard Surprise!Ned recalls why Old Nan has an irrational fear and paranoia of his pig Bill when as a teenage drunk “The Old Crow” (as Ned calls her) was cornered by a herd of crazy evil-eyed piggies!The crazy Florida heat is too much this week – tempers flare as Ding Dang and Quentin cross hoes and cabbages in a spaghetti western style showdown – or should we say hoe-down?Nigel Ponce and Bu...
2021-06-0931 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #35 “Rice, Rotten Sharks & Grave Robbers"Ned Natter Show [#35] |Show Notes | “Rice, Rotten Sharks & Grave Robbers” 🐔 This week “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is Elsie’s Rice Surprise! First, I need to remind you Elsie’s stuck with a microwave and no conventional oven or essential kitchen gadgets and that severely limits some of her ideas - so when it comes to a recipe like this she has to steal and borrow to get the right results – this time she’s borrowed Ned’s electric hammer drill to mix up all the ingredients that’ll sure make you glad you don’t have an Elsie like...
2021-06-0232 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #34 “Gold-digger’s, Accountants & Green Fingers”Ned Natter Show [#34] |Show Notes |“Gold-digger’s, Accountants & Green Fingers”🐔 This week wife Elsie’s Recipes Segment is another HOT one – “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-ups” is Elsie’s Flaming Noodles! Elsie’s cooking is undertaken at your own risk and not only needs a strong stomach it needs an even stronger oven!Old Nan’s still betting, and winning on the horses, this time it’s the Triple Crown. It’s about time the Old Crow hit a losing streak as Ned is despairing at her crowing about her wins – Oh Dear!Nigel Ponce leaves...
2021-05-2628 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #33 “Potluck, Burps, Rappers & Senior Votes"Ned Natter Show [#33] |Show Notes |“Potluck, Burps, Rappers & Senior Votes”🐔 This week wife Elsie’s Recipes Segment is a HOT one – “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-ups” is Elsie’s Spud Shockers! Elsie’s cooking is undertaken at your own risk and not only needs a strong stomach it needs an even stronger oven!Old Nan’s still betting on the horses, and can’t tell the difference from her ‘Freak-Ness’ to her Preakness – Oh Dear! *SPECIAL EVENT *It’s a rapper’s dream come true for one of Ned’s new neighbor’s and convenien...
2021-05-1929 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #32 “Horse racing, Barbed Wire & Recipes”Ned Natter Show [#32] | Show Notes | “Horse racing, Barbed Wire & Recipes” 🐔 This week we present the first of wife Elsie’s Recipes Segment’s – “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-ups” –Frozen Pizza Surprise! So warm up your microwave and stand well clear in the cooking process – (usually Ned stay’s in the barn behind a concrete wall).Old Nan’s doing well with her gambling antics switching from chips to horses, after a nice sized win on the Kentucky Derby!We’ve got some real quirky book reviews this week! Find...
2021-05-1228 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #31 “Spring Diets, Caterpillars & Wagers”Ned Natter Show [#31] |Show Notes | “Spring Diets, Caterpillars & Wagers”🐔 This week, wife Elsie’s decides to lose weight again and she’s opted for this new Panama Canal Diet –it’s especially designed to accommodate very large things that prefer to take shortcuts - rather than the long way round – yep that’s Elsie in one line!Due to self-inflicted travel restrictions, Old Nan’s getting by with some online gaming for now – one prepaid visa card at a time!We’ve got some real quirky book reviews this week! “The World’s Bigge...
2021-05-0525 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #30 “One Take Ned, Abstract Art & Eviction”Ned Natter Show [#30] |Show Notes |“One Take Ned, Abstract Art & Eviction”🐔 Farmer Ned Natter and his famous weekly comedy radio show and podcast is proud to present this episode in full including hilarious updates and news on all the gang and their various catastrophes that could only happen down on 2 Medicine Farm in Florida.Ned reflects on this week’s antics – Ned’s dog Clay and cat Charles make sure the boundaries are well-sprayed on their daily walks together.Old Nan’s still rattling on about her plans to visit Vegas wit...
2021-04-2827 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #29 "Agenda 24, Useless Tenants & Cabbages"Ned Natter Show [#29] |Show Notes |“Agenda 24, Useless Tenants & Cabbages”🐔 Farmer Ned Natter and his famous weekly comedy radio show and podcast is proud to present this episode in full including hilarious updates and news on all the gang and their various catastrophes that could only happen down on 2 Medicine Farm in Florida. Ned reflects on this week’s antics - old Nan and Elsie return to the farm from their Atlantic City gambling vacation. After a 900 mile punch up with Elsie, Nan waves her winnings in Ned’s face before paying off the driver and...
2021-04-2127 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #28 "Lucky Jersey, The Cookout & 3 Seniors"Ned Natter Show [#28] |Show Notes |"Lucky Jersey, The Cookout & 3 Seniors"🐔 Farmer Ned Natter and his famous weekly comedy radio show and podcast is proud to present this episode in full including hilarious updates and news on all the gang and their various catastrophes that could only happen down on 2 Medicine Farm in Florida. Ned reflects on this week’s antics - old Nan and Elsie have been in Atlantic City gambling instead of Vegas as Elsie’s fortune teller, Mystic Madeline advises that Elsie can only get lucky there along with a suitcase of luck...
2021-04-1428 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #27 “Mixed Breeds, Mars and Tarzan"Ned Natter Show [#27] |Show Notes |“Mixed Breeds, Mars and Tarzan”🐔 Farmer Ned Natter and his famous weekly comedy radio show and podcast is proud to present the first episode of Season Three in full including hilarious updates and news on all the gang and their various catastrophes that could only happen down on 2 Medicine Farm in Florida.This time, Ned reflects on this week’s antics - old Nan hasn’t been in the best of moods since her birthday a few days back that was a chain of one disaster after anoth...
2021-04-0728 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #24 “The Journey Home, Conspiracies, Pen-Pals"Ned Natter Show [#24] |Show Notes |“The Journey Home, Conspiracies, Pen-Pals”🐔 Well hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – in me next show I chat about – me trip back to Florida, conspiracies and pen-pals - I do me agony uncle bit again too, oh dear - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
2021-03-1724 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #23 “A Wedding, A Road Trip & Dominant Democracy"Ned Natter Show [#23] |Show Notes |“A Wedding, A Road Trip & Dominant Democracy”🐔 Well hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – in me next show I chat about A Wedding, A Road Trip & Dominant Democracy! I do me agony uncle bit again too, oh dear - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
2021-03-1027 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #22 “Freedom, Pre-nups and Camping"Ned Natter Show [#22] |Show Notes |“Freedom, Pre-nups and Camping”🐔 Well hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – in me next show I chat about Freedom, Pre-nups and Camping I do me agony uncle bit again too, oh dear - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
2021-03-0325 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #21 “Mortality, Monsters and GMO Drama" Ned Natter Show [#21] |Show Notes |“Mortality, Monsters and GMO drama”🐔 Well hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – in me next show I chat about sex, mortality, monsters and GMO food, I do me agony uncle bit again too, oh dear - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
2021-02-2429 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #20 “Nano Spinach, Valentine’s Drama and Agony"Ned Natter Show [#20] |Show Notes |“Nano Spinach, Valentine’s Drama and Agony”🐔 Well hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – in me next show I chat about Nano spinach, valentine’s drama and do me agony uncle bit, oh dear - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
2021-02-1724 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #19 “Deferred Maintenance, High Maintenance and Urban Farming”Ned Natter Show [#19] |Show Notes |“Deferred Maintenance, High Maintenance and Urban Farming”🐔 Well hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – in me next show I chat about deferred maintenance, high maintenance and urban farming, oh dear - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
2021-02-1026 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #18 "TV Shows, Goat Problems and Reality"Ned Natter Show [#18] |Show Notes |“TV Shows, Goat Problems and Reality”🐔 Well hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – in me next show I chat about TV Shows, Goat Problems and Reality, oh dear, TV’s never sounded so bad - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
2021-02-0325 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #17 "Unhappy Hens, Horoscopes and Diets"Ned Natter Show [#17] |Show Notes |"Unhappy Hens, Horoscopes and Diets"🐔 Well hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – in me next show I chat about Unhappy Hens, Horoscopes and Diets, oh dear and I drive to Pennsylvania to help out a farming relative- So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
2021-01-2723 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #16 "Smart Devices, Flying and a Useful App"Ned Natter Show [#16] |Show Notes |“Smart Devices, Flying and a Useful App”🐔 Well hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – it’s SEASON II and in me next show I chat about Smart Devices, the drama of flying, oh dear, and a very useful new App - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
2021-01-2019 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #15 "Hearing Loss, Syndromes and Power Washing"Ned Natter Show [#15] | Show Notes |“Hearing Loss, Syndromes and Power Washing”🐔 Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – it’s SEASON II and in me next show I chat about Hearing loss, medical syndromes and power washing the wife, oh dear - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
2021-01-1320 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #14 "Aging Ungracefully, D.N.A. and Crypto-Currency"Ned Natter Show [#14]|Show Notes |“Aging Ungracefully, D.N.A. and Crypto-Currency”🐔 Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – it’s SEASON II and in me next show I chat about aging ungracefully and touch on criminal crypto-currency, the wife Elsie takes a bath and me neighbor Rush takes a DNA test - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
2021-01-0621 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #13 "Organ Donors, Cocktails & Resolutions"Ned Natter Show [#13] | Show Notes |🐔 Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here - In me next show I chat about the sinister side of organ donation, oh dear, give me personal take on a cocktail menu and run round the farm and neighbors to hear their surprising New Year resolutions - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
2020-12-3023 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #12 “B movies, The Reading and The Beach”Ned Natter Show [#12] | Show Notes |🐔 Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here - In me next show I chat about – B movies, scrape the surface of dentures and restless legs, oh dear, I get an invitation from me lovely neighbor young Alice and head for a rare day off at the beach -- So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
2020-12-2320 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #11 “Car Buying, TV and Cremation”Ned Natter Show [#11] | Show Notes |“Car Buying, TV and Cremation”🐔 Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here - In me next show I chat about the pitfalls of buying a used car or truck, oh dear, you also find out why I’m not on TV and about the positive potential of cremation -- So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
2020-12-1625 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #10 “Real Estate, Reincarnation and Rehoming”Ned Natter Show [#10] |Show Notes |“Real Estate, Reincarnation and Rehoming”🐔 Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here - In me next show I chat about Real Estate, Reincarnation and rehoming, the wife Elsie’s adopted a runt and she’s considering a lap band, and in the meantime I’m considering a contractor - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
2020-12-0923 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #9 “Mystics, Las Vegas, Gambling & Political Correctness”Ned Natter Show [#9] |Show Notes |“Mystics, Las Vegas, Gambling & Political Correctness”🐔 Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here - In me next show I chat about political correctness, oh dear, me wife Elsie heads to Las Vegas, and I’m not sure if it’ll be a big buffet or an even bigger bankruptcy – whilst in the meantime we both ask a mystic for advice - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNat
2020-12-0224 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #8 “Sausages, Dating, Home Cooking and Family Drama”Ned Natter Show [#8] | Show Notes |“Sausages, Dating, Home Cooking and Family Drama”🐔 Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here - In me next show I chat about dating - Me lovely neighbor young Alice has trouble with a sausage gallery, old Rush gets involved with home cooking and data breaches, and I chat about me old man’s appetite and me extended family, oh dear - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at Ne...
2020-11-2525 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #7 “Books, Scams, Extreme Omnivores and the Moon under Siege”Ned Natter Show [#7]| Show Notes |“Books, Scams, Extreme Omnivores and the Moon under Siege”🐔 Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here - In me next show I chat about books on me new book review - Me neighbor old Rush gets hung up on protecting the moon, whilst me relative Skip Natter calls with another scam investment proposal, oh dear, in the meantime I’m having problems with me blind neighbor Lonnie’s ravenous appetite - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Sh...
2020-11-1827 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #6 “The Environment, Me Clothing Line, Facelifts & More Agony”Ned Natter Show [#6] | Show Notes |“The Environment, Me Clothing Line, Facelifts & More Agony”🐔 Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here - In me next show I chat about the environment, electrical problems, me new clothing line and space - Me neighbor old Rush is hung up on clean coal, whilst me buddy Alvin gets a Mexican facelift, oh dear, in the meantime I move ahead with more problems on me agony uncle feature - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – re...
2020-11-1121 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #5 "Gun Control, AI, RV’s and Agony"Ned Natter Show FIVE |Show Notes |Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here - In me next show I chat about guns n' gun control or weapon n piece control, I also take on the subject of RV’s, oh dear, an me neighbor Rush worries about Artificial Intelligence - I become an Agony Uncle - after all there are too many ants on the farm already! – Ding Dang me farm hand gives up smokin', while me campers are gettin' into fights with each other - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that...
2020-11-0420 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #4 "Aging, nudists, plastic surgery and murder"Ned Natter Show FOUR |Show Notes |Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here - In me next show I take on the uncomfortable subject of aging, chat about plastic surgery and visit a nudist beach with me neighbor old Fred, oh dear, but it does inspire a bit of poetry! I also talk about me 94 year old mother and her movie fantasies, whilst me incontinent neighbor Rush, chats about cold-blooded murder – prepare yourself for a unique experience and belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember Shite Matters and you can al...
2020-10-2818 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #3 "Swingers, Campers and Aliens"Ned Natter Show THREE |Show Notes |In the next show, Swingers, Campers and Aliens Ned Natter drives all the way to Miami to fetch his mother-in-law, unfortunately she misses the only cargo flight of the day, so he’s stuck down there and visits a swingers club, oh dear, never again says Ned. Back on the farm he ends up with a couple of campers, not quite what he’d hoped for, one’s called Quentin and calls everyone darlin’ so Ned says he’ll let you fill in the blanks on that one. He’s also inter...
2020-10-2118 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #2 "Interview With A Stuffer"Ned Natter Show TWO |Show Notes |In show number two, Ned’s having serious trouble with the hens and ends up taking them to a psychiatrist after a chat with Colin Sanders. We hear Rush’s incontinent point of view on climate change and Ned delves into the unusual subject of deliberate weight gain in a segment called ‘interview with a stuffer’. Also, we discover Ned has found an agent and he undertakes his first public horror movie review. And last but not least we hear about the time Ned Natter went shopping for Valentine’s Day ling...
2020-10-1422 min
The Ned Natter ShowThe Ned Natter Show Episode #1 "Introducing Ned Natter"Ned Natter Show ONE |Show Notes |Show number one introduces us to Ned Natter, the hilarious farmer with a different point of view, offering a dose of Topical Anesthetic and Numbing the News. We get a glimpse of life on the Florida farm, the trials and tribulations of his unusual family, the wife Elsie, daughter Dolly and of course Nan his demanding 94 year old mother. We learn how he arrived in Florida from old England to manage his brother-in-laws failing farm and ended up with plenty of mud and mosquitoes. He then offers an amusing...
2020-10-0920 min
NEVER STRAYS FARTHE ROAD BOOK #21: David and Ned come of age and talk bookshelves.A thorough examination of Chris Froome's latest transfer gossip, plus Daniel Mangeas and enough literature to last a lockdown or two, as David and Ned delve into their bookshelves. Books Ned talks about:Maillot Noir. Published by Goater Noir.Tell Them of Battles, Kings and Elephants, by Mathias Enard.Blindness, by José Saramago.How Late It Was, How Late, by James Kelman.The Bridge Over The Drina, by Ivo Andrić.Colombia es Pasión, by Matt Rendell.Books David talks about:The Memory Palace, by Mira Bartok.Bic...
2020-05-1544 min