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Consciousness Porn#50 – Silence~~~2025-05-073h 05Consciousness Porn#49 – Divine InstinctWe are post-cataclysm.2025-03-1423 minConsciousness Porn#48 – By the Twelve Minus ThreeI human damnit I author my future to degree,
by 12.3 or 3.12 if you're an American
I will purge myself of US
Stupidity which is
R-worded.
Thanks.2025-03-125h 07Consciousness Porn#47 –2025-01-2215 minConsciousness Porn#46 – Nothing to See Heardidn't make it through the first 48 but it's been long enough2025-01-1921 minConsciousness Porn#45 – Real New Yearfiguring it out2025-01-181h 09Consciousness Porn#44 – Fin y Nuevoomg it's actually over2025-01-022h 37Consciousness Porn#43 – Cataclysmic Psychedelic Sicknessan unfortunate revival in this probably-penultimate chapter of the shitshow2024-12-294h 06Consciousness Porn#42 – Half Cataclysmyo tryna release CP more sporadically
yo putting one last barn-burner out there to stop burning
you hurt my heart you woman you
thank God for friends
Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn2024-09-028h 05Consciousness Porn#41 – All CataclysmAliens or what?2024-08-172h 00Consciousness Porn#40 – CKing's Great MysterySeeking to become the CKing. It'd be a lot easier if I just wanted to fuck all the bitches.2024-07-281h 14Consciousness Porn#39 – Enoughshamefully shameless2024-07-191h 52Consciousness Porn#38 – SCS Conception & Darknessthis field cannot be left blank2024-07-1741 minConsciousness Porn#37 – Friend, Mom, SelfWe're out here2024-07-162h 36Consciousness Porn#36 – In the Office Yet AgainFlight. Concords. Leo and Namir get down to business talking and having discussions and saying things a few days before Trump and Biden supposedly do the same in the first presidential debate. 2024 hoorah.2024-06-2439 minConsciousness Porn#35 – In Person Yet AgainThe guys meet in-person for the first time in over two years, convening in the zip code 60606 where they used to work together to work together on something grander – a bold exploration of non-monogamy, cuckold kingdoms, the new earth, mathematics and music.2024-06-021h 05Consciousness Porn#34 – Nothing and NowHereJungle time with the L&S team. Never get too shamanic bro.2024-04-2321 minConsciousness Porn#33 – Jesus was a CarpenterDon't look at me; I'm just writing episode details while listening to No Church In The Wild2024-04-061h 02Consciousness Porn#32 – Before the U.S.A.Vamos a ver2024-02-251h 01Consciousness Porn#31 – Before the DarkFREEDOM! We need freedom, Warden.
Warden approaches his move to Las Vegas as the other guy approaches his move to the modern-day cave.
Yeah. Things are discussed and things are anticipated and upon things we reflect.2024-02-0847 minConsciousness Porn#30 – How to Live ForeverJesus here we are, a new era of CP2024-01-022h 28Consciousness Porn#29 – OverCringe receptor burnout, change of eras, jungle girl hurricane2023-11-123h 12Consciousness Porn#28 – Light, Shadows and CreationSelling controllers and clarifying the vision2023-09-2439 minConsciousness Porn#27 – Running on Emptyprobs the last one for a while2023-08-2531 minConsciousness Porn#26 – Death, Aliens and RebirthWoah2023-07-2442 minConsciousness Porn#25 – 5AM-Squared Avant-Garde SOSCan Namir survive Illa's 5AM break-in, being held hostage, withdrawal, the CIA and Germany all at the same time?!?2023-05-203h 39Consciousness Porn#24 – Smokewater Dieta and the Dawn of 5AM-ismNamaste Ōṃ2023-05-023h 31Consciousness Porn#23 – Warden, Foghorn and the Lastish JointIlla once lived by a street called 27 de Abril:
https://goo.gl/maps/HuTYX9h4jE96gkVG7
Happy April 27th.2023-04-2800 minConsciousness Porn#22 – Venting about FoghornThere's really maybe something going down here2023-04-161h 29Consciousness Porn#21 – First New MoonThe most sober podcast in the history of the universe.2023-03-2251 minConsciousness Porn#20 – NothingNothing to see here, recording on this fine night of 6 March, 2023.
Everything to hear here, releasing on this fine morning of 7 March, 2023.2023-03-0723 minConsciousness Porn#19 – The New New YearNamir and Leo talk yet again2023-03-021h 13Consciousness Porn#18 – The Last LastOVER!2023-01-242h 00Consciousness Porn#17 – The Last EndLeo, the materialist of modernity, battles Namir, the spiritual loon.2023-01-052h 10Consciousness Porn#16 – The EndWe didn't mean anything we said.
Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn2022-10-1158 minConsciousness Porn#15 – The Dark EpisodeSeriously, this episode is painfully boring2022-07-2000 minConsciousness Porn#14 – The BottomFuck.2022-07-0756 minConsciousness Porn#13 – A New DirectionIf you have a special occasion coming up and want to celebrate at The Aviary... DONT.
Buy a bottle of vodka and black out on your bathroom floor, it'll be a more enjoyable experience.
My friends and I got a prefix menu at The Library. It came with two basic cocktails and food.
The cocktails were okay but nothing better than you'd get at Moneygun or The Darling or BoozeBox.
The food was criminal. Popcorn with too much truffle shaved on to make it expensive and some oysters with caviar that tasted like a big gulp of...2022-04-021h 11Consciousness Porn#12 – Tales of TobaccoFirst it was a brew and a bro, then it was a joint and a bro, but now all we need is a new Consciousness Porn episode with your favorite Tobacbros.
Namir returns from a 45-day stint in the Amazon jungle, during which he had 20 Ayahuasca ceremonies and 8 tobacco ceremonies. Leo weighs in on Russia's initiation of WW3, from which Bill Gates will save us.
Ignore Leo's parting advice and breathe with your diaphragm, kids.
Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn2022-03-151h 05Consciousness Porn#11 – Literal Vampire Potbelly GoblinsAJ Rants as an Indie Folk Song
Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn2021-11-071h 20Consciousness Porn#10 – CPMOV001Enough is enough.2021-09-2239 minConsciousness Porn#9 – Tribalism Ad InfinitumAfter over 100 days, Namir and Leo reconvene to reflect on the usual ― drugs, spiritualism and the state of this clown world. Amidst the debate over whether medical tyranny will ever end, they discuss Namir's recent move to an Ecuadorian haven for expat conspiracy theorists. They also develop the hypothesis by which breatharianism is the future (after bug-eating and veganism) and briefly solve reality. You're welcome.
Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn2021-08-021h 46Consciousness Porn#8 – The Never-Ending NightEpisode Notes
The Great Reset is here... for Namir, who abstains from food for five days and locks himself in a pitch-black room to meditate.
Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn2021-04-0945 minConsciousness Porn#7 – The Breatharian JourneyEpisode Notes
Namir embarks on a new lifestyle of Inedia, or Breatharianism ― foregoing food to subsist off of prana (life force energy) alone, via sunlight and breathing.
From Wikipedia: It is a deadly pseudoscience, and several adherents of these practices have died from starvation or dehydration. It is an established fact that humans require food and water (nutrients) to survive.
Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn2021-03-181h 03Consciousness Porn#6 – Everything's a Scam and Nothing's Worth WantingEpisode Notes
The Secret, Manifesting $10,000,000, Mega-Yachts, Hedonism, Winner Effect, Spiral Dynamics, Spiritualism Delusions, Nihilism.
Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn2021-03-091h 31Consciousness Porn#5 – The Last, Last, Last JointEpisode Notes
Texas (and its collapse), Ted Cruz, Porn, Monogamy, Western Civilization (and its collapse), Masculinity, The Singularity and Spiritual Gurus.
Speaking of spiritual gurus, Namir quits weed and all consciousness-altering substances. For real this time. Leo buys a high-tech drone-videocamera. Neither Leo nor footage recorded on his drone have any affiliation with Bill Gates or the Gates Foundation.
Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn2021-02-221h 48Consciousness Porn#4 – Light, Shadows and Getting HighEpisode Notes
Namir and Leo reconvene to discuss Namir's recent Ayahuasca retreat, the TV show Nathan For You, dominance hierarchies, the collapse of our systems, Gamestop stock madness, collective madness, and the coming evolution in consciousness.
Today, 2/8/21, marks more than just the return of Consciousness Porn. It marks the first day of a pledge of sobriety by your hosts: Namir will ingest no consciousness-altering substances for at least one year, starting today. Leo will ingest no consciousness-altering substances for at least this workweek.
Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https...2021-02-091h 26Consciousness Porn#3 – Three Wise MenEpisode Notes
Namir and Leo are joined by Darth Trader, a legendary financial guru and pro-China pundit, for the last conversation of 2020. We welcome the fifth Mayan sun and the new earth on the eve of many events: The conjunction between Jupiter and Saturn, the Christmas Star, and the return of Christ.
Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn2020-12-2600 min
Consciousness Porn#2 – The Chi-Comms are ComingEpisode Notes
Namir and Leo catch up to discuss gender, marriage, the future of dating and the present reality of dating (witches and vampires) in 2020.
Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn2020-12-0419 minConsciousness Porn#1 – Introducing Consciousness PornEpisode Notes
Namir Osdell and Leo Gates (no relation to Bill Gates, or to the WHO, CDC, CIA or Big Tech) welcome you to the Consciousness Porn podcast ― a chronicle of patently absurd times.
Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn2020-11-131h 26