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You'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#92 That's Not ASMRApparently someone out there is interested in the supplements Natalie takes... so she shares her vitamin lineup. Do you have other questions? DM her and she'll answer them in an upcoming episode! Hot take: Random influencers tapping on matcha tins isn't ASMR. Natalie is so inspired by Olympic gold medalist Alysa Liu's mindset when it comes to winning vs. enjoying the process. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2026-02-2020 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#91 Later Is Now!Natalie wants to be the type of person who does yoga... but it just isn't for her. Do you ever text positive things to your friends for absolutely no reason? Give it a try! Remember when Natalie took that terrible Pilates class? Well, it turns out she's not alone. Her new motion sickness glasses are working well so far, which is such a relief. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2026-02-1921 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#90 A "Menty B"Natalie is back after one hell of a week. She's doing just fine now, though, because the tropics await! Social media management is actually really fun, even if it takes several hours to edit a 15-second video. (Do the listeners enjoy hearing about this sort of thing, even though it's not at all what this podcast was supposed to be about? Hopefully.) Is "menty b" the worst Gen Z slang term of all time? Probably. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @y...
2026-02-1419 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#89 Do Motion Sickness Glasses Work?Natalie is very invested in the Nancy Guthrie case, and she wants to hear your theories. Would you compete in the 2026 Winter Olympics with a torn ACL? Is it more brave to step away from something or power through it? Have you tried "tubing" mascara? Do motion sickness glasses work? So many questions (and hopefully a few answers) on today's pod! Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2026-02-0720 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#88 I'm Not GlitchingNatalie has had NO extra time lately, which is why she's been a bit MIA with the pod. She is trying her best, though! She tells the listeners a bit more about what she does for work and why it's creatively fulfilling. Do you have a brother, or perhaps a hot second cousin? Natalie's DMs are open. Serious inquiries only. In other news, Natalie doesn't care about designer brands, and she probably never will. Episode 100 is approaching and she's excited about it! Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on I...
2026-02-0421 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#87 Have You Fed Fern?Natalie starts the pod by talking about what's going on in the world because it's about damn time. She also tells you about what's been going on in her life, including a minor head injury, an unsettling series of doorbell rings, and more. Oh, and... have you fed Fern?Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2026-01-2828 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#86 Is This Pilates?Buckle up for a story time episode of the WORST Pilates class Natalie has ever taken. She's still on the fence about astrology... but apparently this year is gonna be a big one. Should you celebrate something you haven't actually earned? Joseph Pilates would never. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2026-01-2116 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#85 It All Comes Back AroundNatalie is down for the count, but she somehow still has a lot to say. Why do people keep showing up sick to social events? Can we please stop doing this? Natalie saw an IG story today that rubbed her the wrong way. She unpacks that and more on today's episode! Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2026-01-1715 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#84 Direct CommunicationDon't get it twisted; Natalie still loves singing. She also loves talking to elderly people. She has been challenging herself with more strength workouts and less running, and it's been great for her mental health. Most work things can be accomplished via email, text, or a 5 to 7-minute phone call. That's it. That's all it takes! Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2026-01-1322 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#83 Protein Overwhelms MeMotivation is tricky because sometimes you just don't have it! Happiness is also tricky because what even is it? Natalie measures "happiness" by how content, fulfilled, and inspired she feels by two things: where she's located, and the progress she's making in her career. And that's about it. Is anyone else overwhelmed by the amount of protein you're supposed to eat every day?Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2026-01-0918 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#82 Aerial Parts?Natalie is back in NYC and great things are happening. She can't wait for the day she can tell the listeners EVERYTHING. Until then, she is back on melatonin and it apparently makes her seem high. Wtf are aerial parts? Is First Class worth it? How dangerous are gluten free Cheez-Its going to be? How many bare asses will you see on any given day at Equinox? So many questions (and hopefully some answers) on today's pod.Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow...
2026-01-0519 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#81 Becoming InsufferableNatalie is getting an Equinox gym membership in 2026; she really hopes she doesn't become insufferable. But between that and her new homemade nut milk machine, things are looking iffy. She wants to want to go back to New York... but she just doesn't yet. Does that make any sense?Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2025-12-3119 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#80 My Little Midwestern LifeNatalie is back home in the Midwest and she's loving it. Her flight was scary, but at least she made a friend. She refuses to get her hair highlighted in NYC because it costs more than a gently used Vespa. Taking time off from work means more time for doctor's appointments... and running! 2025 has been one of the best years of Natalie's life; listen till the end to find out why. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack
2025-12-2421 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#79 Breach of TrustNatalie has lots of opinions this morning. Putting someone on speaker in public without telling them is a huge red flag, so watch out! She's getting her last matcha today before going home for the holidays (shoutout to Matchaful). She and her friends are having another "painting night" in an effort to get off their phones more often. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2025-12-1714 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#78 Do You Have the Time?Natalie needs to stop going to holiday markets on the weekends. She isn't great at wrapping presents, but that's why they make bags and tissue paper. She had a very uncomfortable interaction at a clothing store this morning, and she can't stop thinking about it! Oh, also...... Do you have the time?Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2025-12-1613 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#77 Stick Your Face in Your Freezer!Natalie is trying to fight a bout of depression, and she thinks she might be able to. (Spoiler Alert: She was not able to... and it came on stronger than ever the next day! Fun times!) She is going home for the holidays, and she can't wait to do absolutely nothing while she's there. Home Alone was filmed in her hometown, and she wants to tour the house now that it's for sale.Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on In...
2025-12-1316 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#76 Painting Night & PineappleNatalie is on a pineapple kick! But she won't be eating on mic because chewing sounds are NOT allowed on this podcast. Her sleep game is still going strong. She has simplified certain aspects of her life recently, and pretty much everything is better as a result. The moral of the story is that there's a difference between re-prioritizing and failing.Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2025-12-1018 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#75 Grocery Store SushiNatalie is podcasting from the arctic. (Not really. It's just super cold in NYC.) You probably shouldn't trust grocery store sushi. Her sleep routine is better than ever, and she is so grateful for it. She's going home for the holidays, and is looking forward to some time off. Finding gifts for your coworkers is a very specific type of challenge, and the NYC holiday markets aren't helping. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2025-12-0816 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#74 It's All About the Craft, ManNatalie can't stop watching a docuseries on Hulu, and she wants you to watch it too. She's still itching to move, and she won't shut up about it! Pinterest is fun, but please don't mistake her for a "Pinterest girlie." Natalie doesn't want to be in charge of finding the love of someone's life, but she'll happily watch it all unfold from afar.Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2025-12-0319 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#73 Get Some SwatchesThe Turkey Trot was a big success! Natalie needs a boyfriend so he can wake up at 6am and hold her water bottle while she runs; that's the only requirement as of now, so if you're interested, please send your résumé via DM. Natalie is getting settled back into life in NYC, and to be honest, she's ready to move somewhere else. Queen Angela is featured in the background of this episode; she's still more popular than Natalie, in case you were wondering. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Nat...
2025-12-0113 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#72 You Can Milk AnythingNatalie is podcasting from the tropics! The Turkey Trot 5K race is a few days away, and she's wondering why any of this even matters in the first place. But she's still as competitive as can be, so she definitely has a goal time. Natalie is looking forward to making her famous gravy on Thanksgiving. Thanks to new nut milk machines, you can truly make milk out of anything these days. This holiday season, ask yourself what you WANT to do, instead of just doing what you're "supposed" to do.Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click...
2025-11-2616 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#71 Battery AcidNatalie attempted to decorate for Christmas today, but she didn't get very far. Queen Angela is coming to town, and Natalie is gonna try to get her on the pod. She got some new running shoes and she is nerding out HARD. After a lesson on "shoe tech," she tells the listeners about a phone call in her birthday suit. She contemplates leaving NYC, and what that would mean for her life.Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2025-11-2016 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#70 Who's The Hot Guy In Your Show?Natalie is podcasting bright and early on a Monday, which is a rare occurrence. She meditated this morning and is feeling quite optimistic. Being grateful for what you have is the only way to open yourself up to new opportunities. It's almost impossible to go from deep discouragement to over-the-top positivity. So, take a step back and try to see the humor in whatever situation you're dealing with!Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2025-11-1816 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#69 Chili When It's ChillyNatalie is bored of her regular running route, so she's mixing things up. She isn't a trail runner, but she got a taste of it today and isn't a fan. Her bagel order created too much chaos this morning, and she's still thinking about it. Friday night is for laundry (and takeout, because who actually has time to cook?). We all have our own sh*t to deal with, but we don't have to take it out on other people! Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack
2025-11-1415 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#68 Setting a BoundaryNo, Natalie does not have a boyfriend. She's busy for other reasons! Eating dinner foods for breakfast is underrated; pad thai at 9am is an excellent choice. Natalie has been working with her therapist on setting boundaries, and she reminds the listeners that boundaries can be set in a loving way! Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2025-11-1214 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#67 My Annual CelsiusNatalie feels like a morning radio host sometimes. She's upset about a new study that links melatonin supplements to heart failure. She watched SNL this past Saturday, and loved every minute of it! The Turkey Trot is just around the corner, and she honestly can't wait for the free Celsius afterwards. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2025-11-1116 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#66 Labubu, Lafufu, LabarfbarfIs Natalie allergic to gluten or wheat (or both)? Only time will tell. None of the good coffee shops have restrooms, so she needs to plan accordingly. Asking a marathon runner what time they ran is a bold choice. Having spacial awareness is seemingly a rare quality among people in NYC. If Natalie EVER buys a Labubu, you should do a wellness check on her. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2025-11-0517 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#66 Labubu, Lafufu, LabarfbarfIs Natalie allergic to gluten or wheat (or both)? Only time will tell. None of the good coffee shops have restrooms, so Natalie needs to plan accordingly. Asking a marathon runner what time they ran is a bold choice. Having spacial awareness is seemingly a rare quality among people in NYC. If Natalie EVER buys a Labubu, you should do a wellness check on her. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2025-11-0517 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#65 Fall BackHas Natalie unpacked her suitcase yet? The answer is exactly what you think it is. The NYC Marathon coincided with Daylight Savings, and Natalie was nervous for the runners. She might run a marathon at some point, but not anytime soon. Getting photos printed at CVS is risky because they could look like sh*t. Actually, they most likely will. Bottom line: Do not get your photos printed at CVS. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2025-11-0316 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#64 To Be DeterminedNatalie is overwhelmed in the best way! Today's episode is short, but hopefully it's better than no episode at all. Halloween in NYC is chaotic, so please remind Natalie to stay home next year. Keeping plants alive is not her strong suit, but she's trying! Bumble is more promising than Hinge. There's no roadmap for meeting the love of your life, so being open to anything is kind of the only option.Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2025-11-0113 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#63 Get The Hell BackNatalie is back after a nice long weekend in the Midwest! She has been thinking a lot about family, and what that word actually means to her. Blood relatives are kind of overrated, especially if they don't put in the work. Living in NYC has made Natalie miss driving around, but the good news is that she could live literally anywhere. This past weekend, she met a listener for the very first time, and it was such a great experience. Listen to the pod to hear more about her St. Louis adventures!Shop Natalie's...
2025-10-3021 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#62 I’m Becoming One of Those PeopleWhen you unsend a text, is it ever fully unsent? Natalie is fed up with her phone's texting trickery. She can't stand making plans, but once they're made, don't you dare cancel them! Just kidding; she's probably happy you cancelled. Is it better to have never made a plan at all? Maybe. Is weather-proofing a scam? At DSW, it might be. Natalie wants to grow the pod, and she encourages listeners to share it with their friends. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow t...
2025-10-2428 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#61 Toxic PositivityNatalie is churning out the pods, and being ahead of schedule is a great feeling. She's allergic to ragweed, which is in full bloom right now. Singing in front of college-aged musical theatre students is terrifying. Some influencers love to watch videos of themselves, and Natalie has no idea why. Toxic positivity is just as bad as chronic negativity, so let's all try to land somewhere in the middle. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2025-10-2223 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#60 Don’t Touch My Hair: It’s Not MineNatalie has no idea what day it is. She doesn't want to assume that everyone listens to every episode of the pod, but she also doesn't want to sound like a broken record. Is it weird to hang your socks to dry? Probably. Natalie's hair is fine... literally. So she took a trip down extension lane, and it was pretty fun. Kim Kardashian has done it again with a new SKIMS release; Natalie covers that and more in today's pod!Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie...
2025-10-2122 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#59 A Day Without CaffeineNatalie has a very exciting trip coming up... and she has a feeling that a few listeners might be there too :) Iron supplements are important, and Natalie has been slacking on that front. Caffeine withdrawal is REAL, and it's hitting her hard today. She was asked to record a video of herself, but don't worry; she has a solid plan in place to avoid spiraling and over-analyzing. It's okay to not like what you see in the mirror, but it doesn't have to mean anything about who you are. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here t...
2025-10-1831 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#58 Not Gonna Tell DanielNatalie is questioning everything, as per usual. Unprocessed emotions lead to MORE emotions, and it's just a matter of time before they're released. Natalie spent three hours at the Apple Store, made some friends, and regrets a big software mistake. The one thing she knows for sure is that it's not Daniel's fault! Natalie has a marketing idea for the pod, and it's just weird enough that it might actually work. Punctuality is important because if you're mostly on time, people will understand when you're not.Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop!
2025-10-1624 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#57 Take My Power BackThe "big" nor'easter is extremely underwhelming, and the job security of a meteorologist is absolutely astounding. Natalie loves running in the rain. Her patience was tested this past weekend, and she found a way to change her thought process. Since we can't control literally anything, maybe we should stop trying to! Natalie would never livestream herself giving birth... mostly because she plans on never giving birth. She's trying to figure out how to share more without overthinking it — but don’t worry, she’ll get there.Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to sho...
2025-10-1428 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#56 Bigger Isn't Always BetterNatalie is feeling festive and cozy in this crisp weather. She shares a funny matchmaking story involving a client and a clown suit. She also runs a brand new joke by the listeners. She's in the market for a new phone with a good camera because she may or may not have some exciting things coming up. Balancing a busy schedule can be overwhelming, but also rewarding! Natalie ends the episode by giving a shout out to the new platform League of Comedy. Check it out here: https://leagueofcomedy.com/Shop Natalie's favorite products...
2025-10-1123 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#55 Bring Your Own SnacksNatalie's apartment is cute, but the pipes are old as hell. Who knew that a local grocery store with a bathroom would be so crucial? She has a new technique for keeping track of her jokes; it involves giant post-it notes, and it's embarrassing. Natalie doesn't mind if people analyze her, as long as they keep it to themselves. Indirect communication is one of her biggest turn-offs. She ends the pod by answering a listener's question about the best and worst class she's ever taken. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: C...
2025-10-0925 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#54 Depression Is a MysteryNatalie used to get sad on Sundays, but luckily there has been some improvement in that department. She unpacks the difference between depression and anxiety, and what each feels like to her. Natalie can't watch horror movies or go on roller coasters, and that's okay. Friends who have empathy for your situation are the absolute best. Remember, you don't have to say yes to something just because it's free and you have nothing better to do. Natalie did her first IG Live over the weekend, and she can't wait to do more!
2025-10-0728 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#53 In Her Showgirl EraNatalie starts the pod with a cryptic metaphor that only her IG story viewers will understand. Taylor Swift's new album The Life of a Showgirl is out now, and Natalie is into it! She shares her rankings so far, and what stood out to her sonically upon first listen. Nikki Glaser is starting a Patreon, and Natalie is thrilled! She then shares her controversial thoughts on a stand-up trend involving props. Working hard is often seen as lame, and Natalie is on a quest to make it cool. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to s...
2025-10-0425 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#52 A Trusted SourceNatalie spills a lot of tea in this episode... literally. New York tomatoes are always disappointing, but Natalie has a fantastic new Sweetgreen order recommendation. Her eye doctor is letting her choose her own prescription, which is questionable. Big decisions are too easy, but little decisions are somehow so difficult. Natalie has been working on a fun project, and she shares it with the listeners in this episode! Check out the link below to see what she's been up to. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack
2025-10-0223 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#51 Hinge is UnhingedNatalie is sleepless in New York. Something is clearly wrong, but please don't send her WebMD links. Any guy on Hinge who asks Natalie to roast him will be unmatched IMMEDIATELY. This week's news segment involves a couple, a candle, and a conundrum. Natalie is hangry and she's sorry about it. She has been working on a fun little project, which will be announced in the next pod! Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
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You'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#50 Episode 50 ExtravaganzaIt's episode 50! Natalie is so grateful for each and every listener who has stuck around through the first 50 episodes. In this special edition of the pod, Natalie answers 50 questions! From lessons she's learned the hard way, to why she wasn't cool in her teens, she covers it all. Listen to hear about the people who have impacted Natalie the most, why she's trying this new thing where she doesn't give a f*ck, pre-show rituals, and much more! Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack F...
2025-09-2735 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#49 Pupil DistanceEpisode 50 is coming up so soon! Natalie wants to do something special for it, but she doesn't know what yet. It will definitely NOT be a collection of "memorable moments over the past 50 episodes" because that would be painful. Her new glasses arrived way faster than expected; thank you, Warby Parker! Natalie doesn't care if people wear the same things as her because it's fun to match. Having fans (of the show) is so cool, but Natalie isn't fully ready to accept it. (She's is working on it!) Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to s...
2025-09-2526 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#48 You Will Never Catch Me at a RaveThe Baldwins' new reality show doesn't really have a plot... but neither does this podcast. Instagram told Natalie she had new DMs... but they were from MARCH. Please accept her sincerest apologies. Natalie might want to add more segments to the pod, just to keep it fresh. Today's news story is about a woman who went to great depths for love. Natalie thinks it's an advantage to be a woman in comedy because there's something exciting about being underestimated. She went to the eye doctor, but her new contacts are doing everything except helping her see.Shop...
2025-09-2329 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#47 Finance Bros Travel in PacksNatalie is in NYC's financial district, doing absolutely nothing financial. The finance bros, however, are crunching those numbers. If matcha lattes make her happy, should she just keep buying them and stop judging herself for it? Natalie wishes she had an easier time with things that "should" be easy. A listener sent in a bunch of "would you rather" questions, and Natalie answers them on today's pod! Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2025-09-2025 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#46 Keep Going, No Matter WhatWhen Natalie's space is messy, it means her brain is messy too. Her time management skills are lacking today, but she's trying her best. Long-distance running is great, but can it become dangerous? (Yes, it can.) Natalie puts on her science cap as she tries to explain why running too much is definitely not healthy. She answers a question from a listener about how to recover from a sub-par stand-up performance. Plus, she gives some (controversial?) comedy hot takes that no one asked for. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow N...
2025-09-1823 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#45 My Dentist... The Hot OneNatalie received a suspicious text, but she doesn't want to be hacked. She's having stress dreams that involve missing teeth and a stolen backpack. What does it all mean? She unpacks it on the pod. Natalie loves her autonomy and hates when someone threatens it! The Track & Field World Championships are on this week, and she couldn't be happier. Natalie has a list of fears and does not want to add elevators to it. ChatGPT is a great tool, but using your brain is probably better. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop!
2025-09-1621 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#44 Stay in the PresentThe news is heavy, and the bottom line is that things need to change, because Natalie wants us all to feel safe in this world. She also wants the pod to be a respite from what's going on. Natalie loves the video of the guy playing "My Heart Will Go On" on the recorder. She has her own recorder story that involves her parents' divorce and a not-so-empathetic music teacher. Does the podcast need an actual theme song? Maybe. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to s...
2025-09-1223 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#43 My Midwestern Is ShowingNatalie is trying to practice what she preaches; she's looking at a recent confrontation as an opportunity, and not a setback. She loves drama-free friendships (shoutout to Amber). If you don't meet your best friends on the first day of college, it's okay! Natalie's building is having a board meeting, and she kind of wants to go to it because she has some feedback. She is great at quitting things "cold turkey," but being too rigid can be bad in certain situations. Natalie keeps buying coffee instead of making it, and it's becoming a problem. Shop Natalie's f...
2025-09-1128 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#42 I Know The Big OnesNatalie wishes she knew more about what's going on today in the music world. Maybe watching the VMAs will help? (Spoiler alert: it did not.) She got some new "goodbye stress" gummies, and she really hopes they'll work. There are some seemingly fun things going on in NYC, but how fun are they actually? Natalie tries to be vague while addressing a difficult situation regarding someone in her life. She might need to start a "close friends story" on the podcast instagram so she can fully unload all of this. At the end of the episode, Natalie encourages the...
2025-09-0927 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#41 Pumps of PumpkinIt's Friday, and all Natalie can think about is Uber Eats. She has a hot dentist, and his office is great with communication. Natalie's gynecologist, on the other hand, never tells her when to come in. Natalie is trying to work her way around the system because needs to get her meds refilled. Wish her luck. Switching to T-Mobile has been quite a chore... and her phone has to work because she is expecting calls from important people. LISTENERS: Submit your questions now for upcoming Q&A's!Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop!
2025-09-0623 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#40 I'm Here... to Lose My Mind (w/ Natalie's Dad)Natalie is back after the holiday weekend, feeling refreshed and ready for the pod. Natalie's dad is the special guest on today's episode. While out and about in NYC, they discuss why jeans shopping is so complicated. He saw her do stand-up this weekend, so listen to hear his review! Natalie was an inquisitive child, and always wanted to know why people did things. Her dad talks about the importance of following your natural abilities, and much more!Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow...
2025-09-0425 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#39 I Made a Huge MistakeNatalie is way too caffeinated to podcast, but here she is... podcasting. Thanksgiving food is better the next day, but matcha lattes are not. Natalie needs to pick out a shirt because walking to dinner topless is not an option. Speaking of shirts, she is very practical when it comes to buying clothes. Natalie's dad is in town, and he's going to her stand-up show this weekend! They had a fun day out and about in NYC. Having divorced parents actually comes with some benefits, if you choose to see the situation that way. POD SCHEDULE ANNOUNCEMENT: Due to...
2025-08-3022 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#38 Perfectly ImperfectNatalie is podcasting from the streets of NYC! She discusses her feelings about moms who force their kids to be in TikTok videos, and why some stores are nothing but scams. Pumpkin spice is back, and Natalie probably won't be partaking because she thinks pumpkin spice lattes taste like candles. She doesn't make New Year's resolutions, but she does pick a word (or two or three) to focus on for the year. Taylor and Travis are engaged, and Natalie actually cares! She thought she wouldn't, but she does. How delightful. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click h...
2025-08-2828 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#37 You Are Shark FoodThe podcast hosting site is down, but Natalie doesn't want to call it out because it's actually great. She went for a run over the weekend, and things went downhill very quickly. It's okay though, because she has a rolling desk chair and a Swiffer. Natalie believes that everything happens for a reason. Do you? Not being able to walk means there's no excuse for not writing new material. So, that's what she has been focusing on. Thanks to Queen Angela (Natalie's mom), we now have a Monday news segment. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click h...
2025-08-2524 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#36 I Have a Problem with AstrologyNatalie is gearing up for the Turkey Trot 5K in November, and she spent the morning nerding out on running content. She doesn't really care about other sports, but she'll watch people run in circles for hours. Does anyone have a job anymore? Probably not. We'll all be replaced by AI soon anyway. If you don't want kids, and people give you a hard time about it, just tell them you care deeply about overpopulation. Natalie talks about making decisions based on what you truly want, rather than what people say you "should" do. She has a problem with...
2025-08-2326 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#35 Make Your Bed, Go to TherapyNatalie's "radio voice" is back in action this morning. She is trying to figure out what to wear because it's too warm for a sweater, but too cold for a tank top. Speaking of which, she recently saw a TikTok about "9/11 weather." Natalie is NOT a scroller on social media; she goes in, searches for what she wants, and then gets the hell out of there. Monday's depression has melted away, which is such a relief. Is podcasting self-indulgent? Maybe. Do you go to therapy? Natalie does, and she highly recommends it.Shop Natalie's favorite products on...
2025-08-2126 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#34 You Lucky B*tchIt's Monday and Natalie is fighting a bout of depression. The pod is helping her through, and she's trying to stay optimistic. But everyone gets depressed, right? Natalie is trying to figure out a new opening line for her stand-up set, and she talks through a few options. She answers a question from a listener about what her dream life would be if show business wasn't an option. Keep sending in your questions, because Natalie needs things to talk about. Today's episode is on the shorter side, but it's better than nothing! She closes the pod by going over...
2025-08-1920 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#33 Latex-FreeWhen a person becomes restless, they do one of two things: move every piece of furniture in their home, or dye their hair. Natalie doesn't have the energy to move her furniture, but she's thinking about it. She discusses her biggest hair fails, and vows to never make the same mistakes again. We all have the same amount of time in a day as Taylor Swift, and that makes Natalie feel like she has accomplished absolutely nothing. She sustained multiple injuries while building a "rolling cart shelf thing" and latex-free bandaids don't work! A pod listener is traveling to...
2025-08-1631 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#32 IKEA On SteroidsGoing off on tangents is what this podcast is all about, and Natalie is embracing it. This is the first time she has spoken all day, so her "radio voice" is in full effect. She's been frustrated with her hair lately, but maybe she's just using the wrong products. In other news, Natalie has a special talent for assembling complicated pieces of furniture. She has strong opinions on crowd work in stand-up, and she isn't afraid to share them with you. What kind of music does Natalie like? And does she listen to Taylor Swift? She dives into that...
2025-08-1428 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#31 Unspoken RulesIt's Monday, and it's gonna be a great week. Natalie is having a pillow problem, and she needs to tell you about it. She is a sensitive lady, and she's trying to see the positive side of that, which can be difficult. She was tasked by her therapist to write down her inner judgements, and man, oh man, has it been eye-opening. A clean space = a clear mind, so clean your apartment! Natalie is impressed by people who post regularly on Instagram, but who is taking their photos? Natalie loves football season, but she doesn't actually watch football; she...
2025-08-1125 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#30 I Love a Jazz HandIt's Friday, the new kitchen appliances are in, and Natalie is thrilled. She's been writing more, which gives her a major sense of accomplishment. But she really needs to fix her inner monologue because she's way too hard on herself. She also needs to look better on Zoom calls. Natalie is making a big ass salad for dinner and she's way too excited about it. Do you know how difficult it is to eat enough protein every day? It's very difficult. But Natalie is trying. She's also trying to do more crossword puzzles. Shop Natalie's favorite products o...
2025-08-0925 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#29 "One Take Noack"Happy Hump Day! Natalie tried to record this pod earlier today, and it was boring as hell. So, she's back for another attempt, and this time, she's sitting on the floor. (Floorcast?) It's gloomy outside, and Natalie is feeling it. But she isn't fully depressed, so that's a big improvement. Her day was made yesterday when she was gifted a FREE TACO. Read it again: A FREE TACO. She completely disagrees with the branding of "The Strand" bookstore because that place can't seem to make up its mind. Natalie tells a story from her college days (a.k.a...
2025-08-0727 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#28 Comin' In HotNatalie is not an expert on refrigerators, contrary to popular belief. The new appliances are on the way, but it all goes downhill very quickly. She shares some new joke premises that she might work out on stage soon. Natalie realizes she used to cry more often, and tries to figure out why. She also has a real problem with Mondays. And cruises. And "themed nights." This is a whirlwind of an episode with hot takes galore, so sit back, buckle up, enjoy the pod... and send in your listener name ideas!Shop Natalie's favorite products on...
2025-08-0532 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#27 Trail of EyelashesHappy Friday! Natalie is in her natural habitat - drinking tea and podcasting from her couch. Her eyelash extensions are gone for now, but don't worry. They'll be back soon. Natalie's kitchen appliances are all falling apart, but they're old as hell so she isn't surprised. She needs to "punch up" her stand-up set, and that is high up on the to-do list. The listeners are submitting name suggestions, and Natalie is loving them! Keep 'em coming, and we'll all vote soon. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on I...
2025-08-0225 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#26 Jealousy Is a Good IndicatorHate comments are the worst! Natalie talks about how she handles negative feedback. It all comes down to having empathy for the person on the other end of a mean comment. On a lighter note, the listeners need a name! Noack Pack? Packers? Get your cheeseheads ready! No, but seriously, we need a name. Natalie's DMs are open and she is ready for your suggestions. She's really just overwhelmed by her future schedule, and that is taking up all of her brain space. Should she try to enjoy the things she loves? Yes. But sometimes it's not that easy.
2025-07-3126 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#25 Rickety RacketyIs it procrastination? Or is it delaying unnecessary things until they become necessary? That's the big question of the week. The podcast turns 25 today, which means its frontal lobe is fully developed AND it can rent a car. How neat is that. Now that Natalie has watched every episode of The Traitors, she's gained a deep appreciation for the cinematography of that show. So much so, that she doesn't know if she can go back to watching Big Brother. She has a new salad obsession, and she wants you to try it. Have you heard of "the American lean?" N...
2025-07-2929 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#24 Medium of ExpressionYou'll Never Guess who Natalie ran into at New York Comedy Club last night... If you listened to the last episode, then yes, it's who you think it is. As you can imagine, it was quite an eventful night. The good news is that she felt great about her set, and that's all that matters. You know what? Natalie really loves talking to the listeners. After all, she's way better at talking than journaling. She encourages the listeners to share the pod with their friends, but even if they don't, she'll still love them no matter what.
2025-07-2627 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#23 On My Butt For What?Natalie is podcasting from her favorite pier in NYC! There was no Monday episode, but you guys were cool about it, so thank you for that. Natalie canceled her date this week, and she breaks it all down for you. She talks about wanting a "masculine energy" man, and what that means to her. Moral of the story: If something feels "off" before a date, just be honest and cancel it. On the bright side, Natalie made a new friend at the pier today. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click h...
2025-07-2425 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#22 Strange Adult Summer CampI don't know about you... but this pod is 22 (sorry, I had to). Natalie is drinking a prebiotic "soda" and for some reason, it's making her feel a little loopy. She nerds out on some major marathon news; the female world record holder has been banned for doping... You might not care about this, but Natalie sure does. She talks about the friends she met at jury duty last summer, and ends the pod by taking a surprisingly accurate personality test.Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram...
2025-07-2033 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#21 Kesha and ConanNatalie doesn't understand the appeal of Love Island, but she is all-in on Big Brother. She talks about voyeurism, and why we are all so interested in watching other people's lives. She was invited to a "garden party" at her building, which she will be avoiding at all costs. Natalie wants to bring a teapot on stage someday, which would be kind of a bold move. So, she'll need to wait until she's famous enough. Kesha is the latest guest on Conan's podcast, and perhaps his first guest to show up sans pants. Natalie is also sans pants during...
2025-07-1723 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#20 Shady StuffWe made it to episode 20! Can you believe it? Natalie kind of can. In this episode, Natalie talks about her latest therapy session, and gives an example of how speaking things into existence actually works. Per a listener's request, she explains her "day job" in more detail, and how she balances it with stand-up. Honestly, it's an absolute dream compared to her previous (very dysfunctional) job. Natalie was depressed on Sunday, but she's feeling better now. Oh, and she can't stop watching The Traitors. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow N...
2025-07-1528 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#19 Toxic Cuticle GelNatalie is fed up with nail salon prices in NYC, so here she is, doing her own nails live on the pod. She discusses the feeling of constantly needing to write new stand-up material (when instead, she should work more on the material she's already written). Natalie also has a brief chat with her dad about Jerry Seinfeld and "choosing your suffering." Did you know there's a way for NYC runners to indicate that they're single? Well, there is. Natalie talks about that and much more in today's episode!Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here...
2025-07-1128 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#18 Crack Tea w/ Angela (Natalie's Mom)Queen Angela (Natalie's mom) is back by popular demand! Join Natalie and Angela as they run errands around NYC, including a donation drop-off and a quest for the best gluten-free bagel. Back at Natalie's apartment, they discuss camping, blue teeth, the qualities of a solid friendship, and more! Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2025-07-0630 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#17 Roller DerbyIt's Wednesday, and Queen Angela (Natalie's mom) is on her way to NYC. Natalie starts the pod by giving a special shout out to the international listeners! During the recording of this pod, her upstairs neighbors are seemingly engaging in a lively game of roller derby. In other news, a man slammed himself into Natalie on the subway this week. She ends the episode by discussing the "dangers" of talking about your significant other on stage.Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the...
2025-07-0324 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#16 Down To FlockNatalie is podcasting from a random park on the Upper East Side, and the pigeons are terrifying. They are attempting to procreate, and Natalie is not happy about it. She shares an inspirational sentiment from an Instagram reel, and explains how it has changed her outlook on the future. Back home in her apartment, she talks about driving in NYC, and can't believe that firefighters are actually so hot in real life.Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2025-07-0126 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#15 Inner PotatoIt's Friday, and this is the third episode of the week. It's a miracle! Today, Natalie takes a deep dive into her very specific sleep requirements. She talks about not wanting kids, and judging her own feelings. She questions reality competition shows, and why people are still watching them. What is Natalie's inner potato? Let's find out.Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2025-06-2826 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#14 A "Fan" Showed UpNatalie is podcasting in the morning -- a rare occasion. She reminisces about her childhood talkshow dreams, and tells you about her recent therapy appointment. There's a heat wave in NYC, and she is staying inside, which unfortunately involves cancelling plans with a friend. A "fan" showed up... so keep listening to find out what that's all about. In other news, Natalie was asked to be a guest on another comedian's podcast, and she is equally excited and nervous. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack
2025-06-2623 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#13 Santa With MusclesHappy Monday! Or is it? Honestly, Natalie is pretty bummed out on Sunday night thinking about the week ahead. But podcasting makes her happy, so it's all good. Natalie takes you through the google doc where she keeps track of all of her jokes. She comes across one that can't be used now, but man, she sure is ready for the future. She's also feeling proud of herself for making spring rolls from scratch; it's her biggest accomplishment of the week. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @n...
2025-06-2424 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#12 A Little SpicyNatalie is back again, sooner than expected. She's trying to crank out more pods because the people have spoken, and the people want more episodes! Today, she is sorting through her feelings about a recent text to her ex. Earlier this morning, she went for a run, and the heat got to her. Natalie is also in the process of finding new doctors in NYC, but the real MVP is her gynecologist, Dr. Lam. Natalie ends the episode by answering questions from the listeners. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click h...
2025-06-2020 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#11 Red Carpet, Green RoomIn this episode, Natalie tells you about her first-ever red carpet experience at the premiere of "Materialists" while she re-heats a pizza. Then, she answers your questions! Natalie shares some self-care tips, and explains why she loves being single. She takes you through her very minimal makeup routine, and tries to figure out what's "in" for the summer.Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2025-06-1522 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#10 A Ferret on Each EyeThis week, Natalie is busy preparing for her first ever red carpet! What's it for? She cannot say. But she will post about it soon, so stay tuned! Her red carpet prep includes eyelash extensions and ordering "contraptions" for under her dress. Natalie also gets into a less-than-ideal situation in her building's laundry room, and learns that parents are just trying to keep their kids busy. She ends the episode by reading a heartwarming Reddit comment about the podcast, and shares why it means so much to her. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to s...
2025-06-0726 minYou'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack#9 You Need to Plug ThingsThis week, Natalie answers "would you rather" questions from the listeners! The takeaway: Deep dish pizza and soup are indistinguishable from one another, in her opinion. Shop Natalie's favorite products on Amazon: Click here to shop! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod
2025-05-3125 min
Gott im Ohr - euer Podcast aus Papitz-KrieschowSteh wieder auf!Die besondere 5. Folge am Sonntag nach Ostern haben die Jugendlichen vorbereitet - mit viel Musik denken wir über Auferstehung nach und reden über unsere Erlebnisse in der Karwoche und an Ostern!
19. April 2020 (Sonntag nach Ostern - Quasimodogeniti)
Bibelwort: Jesaja 40,26-31
Lieder: Jesus in meinem Haus (Judy Bailey),
Steh wieder auf (T. Lehmann/R.Schöne),
Der Herr ist auferstanden (F. Eichholz/J. Boelmann)
Orgelstück: Wir wollen alle fröhlich sein - EG 100
Musiker: Wolfgang Noack
(Foto: Natalie Grainger/Unsplash)
2020-04-1927 min
OPB's State of WonderAug. 20: New Music from Blind PIlot & Joseph, Classical Music Meets Silent Disco & MoreIt’s set to be a blistering weekend, so we’re going to do our best to cool things down this hour with classical music in the woods, golden harmonies soaring over the Willamette, and a brilliant, new blue pigment.Classical Music Meets Silent Disco At Stunning WPA SitesThe pianist Hunter Noack is harking back to the Works Progress Administration era with a concert series called “In A Landscape.” He has invited such musical luminaries as Pink Martini’s Thomas Lauderdale and China Forbes to join him in playing classical music in some of the region’s m...
2016-08-2052 min