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The GAP PodcastThe GAP Episode 674 - The Reign of JoabOn this episode of The GAP, Luke has been uslurped! Joab reigns supreme, and to fill the void left by Luke's absence he has recruited two fantastic alternatives! Game critics and raconteurs Nathan Lawrence and Andreas Klebo-Espe join the show to talk about how Joab's intros are terrible.
The three of them also talk about Quake 2 Remastered, Desynced, Turbo Overkill, Tales and Tactics, PlayerUnknown's PUBG Battlegrounds and the big game of the week, Shadow Gambit: The Cursed Crew, which both Kleb and Nate have finished and reviewed.
In the news, Joab wa...2023-08-182h 20
5 O'clock SomewhereSeason 3 Premier - Just when you thought we were gone...We're back!!!2021-10-0459 min
5 O'clock SomewhereCapoeira or Caipirinha? What does it mean, I don't know but it's ProvocativeA day late and a dollar short on editing this, so please excuse the excitement around Mother’s Day weekend. Whoopsie!
On this week's (aka three weeks ago) episode we circle back on some WHITE rum and it goes down realllll smooth.
Stuck on It: the amount of utensils provided with takeout deliveries, Em on being A Maniacal Mary Poppins, and Matt on advertisers who are dialing in back because of Covid…IT”S ALL A PLOY
Queued Up: Matt on the podcast “The Improvement Association” about Bladen Country in North Carolina, which he hasn’t...2021-05-2757 min5 O'clock Somewhere"Racehorses Don't Trot Well" -MattOn this week's episode we ease into some nice (well not that nice) bourbon on a Friday night.
Stuck on It: How much the 2nd Covid vaccine kicked Matt’s ass, Em on going FULL TILT, and how people relay their phone number on calls.
Queued Up: throwback episodes of RHONY (Nate just learned what that means)
Panties in a Bunch: Matt on Demi Lovato’s froyo rampage
LFT: the best days of the year come in spring (when Nate doesn’t sweat), going to an outdoor concert, and unfortunately Matt is onl...2021-05-061h 005 O'clock SomewhereHOT Soup Gets My HACKLES UpOn this week's episode we are drinking fruity summer spritzes in honor of Matty.
Stuck on It: Binging The Crown (bc Matt couldn’t save it for Q’d up), how people have forgotten how to walk on the streets, and Tony Bourdain and his special place in our hearts
Queued Up: Agatha Cristie’s ABC Murders and Ordeal of Innocence on Amazon Prime
Panties in a Bunch: Em on social media slacktivism and her chronic headaches
LFT: redoing kitchens, online cooking classes (not) and a dining with friends at a restau...2021-04-2755 min5 O'clock Somewhere"We're Here, We're Queer, We're Drinkin' Scotch"On this week's episode we revisit (hello darkness) my old friend SCOTCH and ramble on and on and onnnn.
Stuck on It: seeing Matty in person for his bday, moving the MLB All Star game from Georgia, and recruiting millennials for jobs
Queued Up: Matt read a book about Natches (Nachos), Mississippi and Em riffs about a Ja Rule, I mean Nas, song and how it relates to Nachos
Panties in a Bunch: Things that are locked up at Duane Reade and other pharmacies
Next Week's Booze: A summery spritz of...2021-04-151h 105 O'clock SomewhereBONUS Episode Throwback #2 (Originally Titled Obama's Lobstah)Throwback to our fourth recording ever in June 2020. Buckle up for some bad sound and some bad jokes. Plus we were drankin' Rose. 2021-04-0259 min5 O'clock SomewhereEm Has 'Roid RageOn this week's episode beer slaps harder than anticipated (especially when you have a Jameson back), and yet again Matt didn’t follow his own rules (but he’s the birthday boy so it’s fine).
Stuck on It: everyone is really fired up about Girl Scout Cookies and other childhood snacks
Queued Up: The Original X-Files (with lots of side tangent convo)
Panties in a Bunch: 1-800-JUNK is a scam that tests Matty’s patience Looking Forward to It: A Zoom magic show, Matty’s birth anniversary, and back-to-ba...2021-03-221h 065 O'clock SomewhereMatty's Scent LibraryOn this week's episode red wine is the drink of choice, even though SOMEONE didn’t follow the rules. Stuck on It: seasonally inappropriate clothing, Em’s candle obsession, and ripping off online retailers Queued Up: Absentia on Amazon Prime (and some great side recommendations from Em) Panties in a Bunch: Getting old and your back giving out Looking Forward to It: Gittin your hair did, not moving apartments, and a shipment of the devil’s lettuce. Next Week's Booze: Beer!2021-03-151h 045 O'clock SomewhereThe Clear Liquor Will Get YaOn this week's episode vodka teaches us to always be careful when drinking clear liquor because like they always say, liquor before beer and you’re in the clear…wait, what?
Booze: Vodka
Stuck on It: When your life partner is behaving strangely, cricling back on the assless Johnny debate, and SCOOP there it is
Queued Up: Matt watched every single Golden Globe movie
Panties in a Bunch: TAX SEASON!
Looking Forward to It: St Paddy’s Day birthdays, trying not to drink by using the devils lettuce, and Gubna Cuomo in hot water. Plus Nate recaps his DMV adventure.
Next W...2021-03-081h 045 O'clock SomewhereThe Devil's LettuceOn this week's episode white rum (or light, depending on who you ask) slaps us right across the face and Emily reveals a new covid habit that has us all SHOCKED (not really).
Booze: light rum
Stuck on It: The New Nancy Drew on CW, the strange excellence of Target’s customer service, and harassing human assisted AI text messengers
Queued Up: The Flight Attendant on HBO Max
Panties in a Bunch: Redeeming airline money from cancelled Covid flights
Looking Forward to It: partaking in a certain herbal remedy, th...2021-03-021h 035 O'clock SomewhereThe Juice CabooseOn this week's episode white wine grabs us by the b***s and Em hits us with a DOOZY of an embarrassing story.
Booze: white wine
Stuck on It: neighborhood watch fox sightings, the realness of the SundayScaries, and Crime Scene on Netflix
Queued Up: Snowfall on FX
Panties in a Bunch: accidentally using the corporate card for unauthorized (and embarrassing) purchases
Looking Forward to It: last surgeries, undeveloped disposable cameras from college, and renovating a bathroom (lame!)
Next Week's Booze: White (black) rum2021-02-2353 min5 O'clock SomewhereCannibalistic Tendencies (or Gay Uncle Love)On this week's episode tequila really kicks our asses, but all's well that ends well as the Great George Washington always said.
Booze: TEQUILA!
Stuck on It: remote “watch parties” (they already exist), Armie Hammer’s cannibalism, and package tracking’s shortcomings
Queued Up: Pretend It’s a City
Panties in a Bunch: dining out shaming
Looking Forward to It: vaccines and John Oliver, being a gay uncle, and honoring birthday traditions
Next Week's Booze: Vino Blanco2021-02-181h 015 O'clock SomewhereDomestic ResponsibilitiesOn this week's episode The Five O'clock Somewhere your three favorite hosts literally can't stay on topic and Nate can barely articulate full sentences. The drink of choice is sparkling wine and we all kept it pretty classic, much to Matt's disappointment.
Booze: Sparkling Wine
Stuck on It: Em on losing her socks, Nate on why you should follow medical advice, and Matt on his new home improvement persona
Queued Up: Em on Bridgerton and Outlander (or is it Highlander?)
Panties in a Bunch: Nate on why Netflix show previews...2021-02-0149 min5 O'clock SomewherehAnger ManagementOn this week's episode The Five O'clock Somewhere team returns for Season Two and is chomping at the bit to get things rolling again. Everyone chose their own cocktail with Matt being the classiest, as usual. After some lengthy (cough, cough) off-mic discussions, the hosts are also debuting a slightly altered show format...all for your listening pleasure. Cheers!
Booze: Dealer's Choice
Stuck on It: Em on The Bernie Mittens meme sensation, Nate on his perceived Fortune Cookie shortage, and Matt on his recent Pad Thai obsession
Queued Up: Nate on Prime...2021-01-271h 025 O'clock SomewhereSeason Finale!This week's episode is the season one finale and the hosts are drinking holiday themed cocktails of their own choosing. Nate’s panties are bunched about the seemingly ubiquitous new trend of everyone saying that they can’t wait for 2020 to be over. Queued was skipped this week but there is a special season finale bonus section to end the pod. Meanwhile the hosts are stuck on their usual b******t.
Booze: Holiday Cocktails
Panties in a Bunch: the seemingly ubiquitous new trend of everyone saying that they can’t wait for 2020 to be over
...2020-12-2249 min5 O'clock SomewhereAdult CartoonsOn this week's episode the hosts are on a mission to fend off the Sunday Scaries with strong tequila cocktails. Em’s panties are bunched about how much she says UMMMMMM and also how expensive it is to treat herself at coffee shops, Nate is queued up with cartoons for adults (adult cartoons?), specifically Rick and Morty, while the hosts are stuck on chatty hair stylists, covid and college sports, and how there is still good in this world.
Booze: Tequila
Panties in a Bunch: How much Em says UMMMMMM and also her expensive coffee ha...2020-12-141h 055 O'clock SomewhereNeither Snow, Nor Rain, Nor Vodka (will keep these hosts from their appointed pod)On this week's episode the hosts enter uncharted territory with vodka as the spirit of choice, and everyone came up with something uniquely their own. Meanwhile, Matt’s panties are bunched about why it seems increasingly difficult for mail and packages to be delivered properly, Em is queued up with the throwback Winona Earp from the SyFy Channel where the famous Wyatt’s daughter hunts vampires, while the hosts are stuck on Spotify Wrapped and the seemingly endless runaway train that is Rudy Giuliani.
Booze: Vodka
Panties in a Bunch: why it seems increasingly difficult for...2020-12-071h 005 O'clock SomewhereLaundry Rum EscapadesOn this week's episode the hosts kick it back to a spirit they’ve chugged before...none other than dark rum (or black rum as Nate lovingly calls it). Meanwhile, Nate’s panties are bunched about the mayhem that occurs in apartment building laundry rooms (especially during covid), Matt is queued up with Fixer Upper on HGTV for some light pre-bedtime viewing, while the hosts are stuck on having a crush on podcast hosts (from other pods), the mysterious desert monolith saga, and why targeted Instagram ads with big discounts are just too hard to resist.
Booze: Dark...2020-12-031h 075 O'clock SomewhereTallboy or Pounder?On this week's episode the hosts drink “local” beer, although the definition of local is up for interpretation. Em's panties are bunched about why it's so hard to use streaming services, Nate is queued up with both The Queen’s Gambit and The Mandalorian, while the hosts are stuck on virtual meeting etiquette, Wes Anderson, and comfort food.
Booze: Local Beer
Panties in a Bunch: streaming services
Queued Up: The Queen’s Gambit and The Mandalorian
Stuck on It: virtual meeting etiquette, Wes Anderson, and comfort food.
Next Week's Booze: D...2020-11-241h 025 O'clock SomewhereA Platonic ThrupleOn this week's episode the hosts sip on some chilled sake. Who doesn’t love a refreshing rice wine to kick off the week? Matt's panties are bunched about being generally enraged all the time when in public places, Em's goes on a journey deep into the rabbit hole of the NXIVM cult (not to be confused with the heartburn medicine, Nexium) as she is queueing up Starz’s new doc “Seduced: Inside the NXIVM Cult”, while Stuck On It maintains its status as the biggest free-for-all segment of the pod, covering a range of topics including New Jersey home ins...2020-11-1751 min5 O'clock SomewhereBONUS EPISODE - A Late Lunch In CincinnatiOn this bonus episode Emily and her cross-country road trip companion regale us with the high-(and low)lights of the truly epic trip. 2020-11-1638 min5 O'clock SomewhereBiden Prevails and Cocktail FailsOn this week's episode the hosts were tasked with using a fortified wine to craft their own cocktails, but two of them failed miserably. Nate's panties are bunched about Saturday Night Live commercial breaks, Matt's queueing up Netflix's Love On The Spectrum, while Stuck On It covers a wide range of topics including, but not limited to, Four Seasons Total Landscaping (FSTL as Emily now calls it) and tiny ass spice jars.
Booze: Fortified Wine Cocktails
Panties in a Bunch: Nate on SNL and it's offensive commercial breaks
Queued Up: Matt on the...2020-11-1056 min5 O'clock SomewhereThe Infamous Gin Episode (from our archives)This week we are taking a break from our regularly scheduled programming (while Emily is cross country road trippin') to bring you one of our original "practice" episodes. During this throwback episode (originally recorded in August) the hosts are guzzling gin while Matt goes off on non-mask wearing idiots, Em espouses on the virtues on pandemic online shopping sprees, and Nate gets basic about bringing your own cell phone charger on trips.
We'll be back with a new episode next week!
Booze: Gin!
Panties in a Bunch: Matt on the etiquette of...2020-11-0352 min5 O'clock SomewhereMatt Isn't On This PodcastOn this week's edition the hosts were responsible for crafting their own Autumnal-style cocktails but for some reason Matt was juicing celery. Emily's panties are bunched about Lana del Rey, Nate's queueing up anything Donald Glover a.k.a. Childish Gambino, and the wheels officially come off the bus during Stuck On It when Matt unleashes with two options.
Booze: Autumnal Cocktails
Panties in a Bunch: Emily on Lana Del Rey
Queued Up: Nate on the show Atlanta/Donald Glover/Childish Gambino
Stuck on It: How easy it is to...2020-10-271h 035 O'clock SomewhereRed Red WhineOn this episode the host’s spend their Sunday afternoon imbibing of red wine to help alleviate the Scaries. Emily and Nate went the Spanish route with Monastrell (southern Spain) and Mencia (northern Spain), while Matt got in touch with his Italian roots, guzzling a Montepulciano D'abruzzo (said in a thick accent). Meanwhile Matt’s (dainty) panties were bunched about the power struggle he is having with his parents for control of the family (see The Godfather). Em is queued up on season one of True Detective while Nate tries to hijack the segment since he is obsessed with the...2020-10-191h 095 O'clock SomewhereWe Believe We Can RyeIn the latest installment (which was actually recorded at 5pm!) our fearless hosts attempt to chase away the Sunday Scaries by imbibing rye whiskey based cocktails. Nate's panties become even further bunched after his diatribe about the shortcomings of email marketing while Matt rambles on about how polite everyone is on The Great British Baking Show. And as usual one of the hosts is stuck on Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, but it's not who you might expect!
Booze: Rye whiskey
Panties in a Bunch: Nate on the infuriating inefficiency of email marketing
Queued...2020-10-131h 075 O'clock SomewhereHere Comes The RumImbibing dark rum cocktails late into a Sunday evening, the hosts rant and rave about modern day text message etiquette (read receipts turned on), the resurgence of Schitt's Creek, and a bunch of other nonsense...as usual. 2020-10-061h 035 O'clock SomewhereEmily Joins A CultThe three amigos drink white wines you've (probably) never heard of, Matt discusses his computer cable debacle, and Emily takes a deep dive into The Vow on HBO as she inches closer to the cult life.2020-10-031h 095 O'clock SomewhereElder MillennialsThis week your hosts drink citrusy cocktails while rambling on about the inconvenience of drop-down menus, Whitney Houston, the changing of the seasons, and why retail shopping is officially dead.2020-09-231h 005 O'clock SomewhereAssless Johnny Gowns and BBQ SawceOn our second official episode we are drinking scotch, talking for way too long about why hospital gowns have no back, and Netflix's relatively new series, Unsolved Mysteries. It's weird, it's wild, it's 5 O'clock Somewhere. 2020-09-1553 min5 O'clock SomewhereThe DebutIn our debut to the public, we wax poetic about what we are drinking (campari spritzes), what's got our panties in a bunch (road rage), what we have queued up, and what we're stuck on. 2020-09-0449 min5 O'clock SomewhereIntroducing...5 O'clock Somewhere!Check out our teaser so you can learn all about what the 5 O'clock Somewhere team will be hitting your podcast feed with every week.
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