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Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)Season 3 Episode 4 - FinaleJoin us as we reap the reward for exploring our name-twin film franchise, Pitch Perfect The Movie, Not The Podcast, on our podcast about pitching perfect movies, Pitch Perfect The Podcast, Not The Movie. Now that we have watched and reviewed all of the Pitch Perfect films, we're gonna apply everything we learned, and, at the end of this episode, finally pitch the perfect Pitch Perfect (movie, not the podcast).This is it, our short journey has come to an end. Will we be able to accomplish our mission? Tune in to find out at some point...
2021-12-311h 39
Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)Season 3 Episode 3 - Pitch Perfect 3Join us as we explore our name-twin film franchise, Pitch Perfect The Movie, Not The Podcast, on our podcast about pitching perfect movies, Pitch Perfect The Podcast, Not The Movie. After watching and reviewing all of the Pitch Perfect films, we're gonna apply everything we will have learned, and, in the end, try to pitch the perfect Pitch Perfect (movie, not the podcast).We followed our talented heroes to the end of their aca-journey, where they encounter the army, compete with bands, try to impress DJ Khaled, and run afoul of mega-criminal John Lithgow. Can Fat Amy...
2021-12-2356 min
Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)Season 3 Episode 2 - Pitch Perfect 2Join us as we explore our name-twin film franchise, Pitch Perfect The Movie, Not The Podcast, on our podcast about pitching perfect movies, Pitch Perfect The Podcast, Not The Movie. After watching and reviewing all of the Pitch Perfect films, we're gonna apply everything we will have learned, and, in the end, try to pitch the perfect Pitch Perfect (movie, not the podcast).So many things happen in this meandering sequel, and not all of them are good. As we investigate all the acapella singing, stair sliding, and the incredible talents of Das Sound Machine, we have...
2021-12-171h 02
Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)Season 3 Episode 1 - Pitch PerfectJoin us as we explore our name twin film franchise, Pitch Perfect The Movie, Not The Podcast, on our podcast about pitching perfect movies, Pitch Perfect The Podcast, Not The Movie. After watching and reviewing all of the Pitch Perfect films, we're gonna apply everything we will have learned, and, in the end, try to pitch the perfect Pitch Perfect (movie, not the podcast).This is an aca-mazing season idea that will definitely be a good time, full of laughs, early 2010's pop music, cup noises, and also...puke?!Welcome to Pitch Perfect The Podcast...
2021-12-0855 min
Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)HB6 - The Clip Agrees With MeThere’s something weird about this mysterious podcast we keep receiving through anonymous postage. Pure, non-sarcastic bewilderment! Join us as we try to untangle this sordid tale.What is even going on?! Could it be? Is this the end of our beloved Horror Boyz?
2021-10-1117 min
Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)Horror Boyz - Episode 5 - Bears Are Very TallRecently, another mysterious package arrived on the doorstep of Pitch Perfect Productions HQ (or, as some may call it, Nate’s parent’s house). This mysterious parcel was hot to the touch, damp, cut up, stapled back together, and smeared with postage from across the globe before it arrived in our sticky fingers.Upon opening it, we found it to be full of melted plastic toys. But, beneath these playground droppings lay an even more scintillating treat: cassette tapes. Upon careful examination, we have concluded that these anachronistic, auditory rectangles contain recordings of a podcast, one hosted by two f...
2021-10-0557 min
Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)Horror Boyz Episode 4 - The Ghoul Or The Goo-GooRecently, another mysterious package arrived on the doorstep of Pitch Perfect Productions HQ (or, as some may call it, Nate’s parent’s house). This mysterious parcel was charred, leaking, ripped to shreds, cemented back together, and encrusted with postage from across the globe before it arrived in our moist mitts.Upon opening it, we found it to be full of dried leaves and twigs. But, beneath these environmental souvenirs lay an even more scintillating treat: cassette tapes. Upon careful examination, we have concluded that these anachronistic, auditory rectangles contain recordings of a podcast, one hosted by two frien...
2021-10-0249 min
Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)Horror Boyz Episode 3 - To Act, Physcially, Like A BalloonRecently, another mysterious package arrived on the doorstep of Pitch Perfect Productions HQ (or, as some may call it, Nate’s parent’s house). This mysterious parcel was scorched, dripping, tattered, glued back together, and caked with postage from across the globe before it arrived in our slimy paws.Upon opening it, we found it to be full of shredded tax documents. But, beneath this confounding wrapping lay an even more scintillating treat: cassette tapes. Upon careful examination, we have concluded that these anachronistic, auditory rectangles contain recordings of a podcast, one hosted by three(?!) friends with oddly fa...
2021-09-2938 min
Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)Horro Boyz Episode 2 - No Neck NormiesRecently, another mysterious package arrived on the doorstep of Pitch Perfect Productions HQ (or, as some may call it, Nate’s parent’s house). This mysterious parcel was burnt, wet, beat up, stitched back together, and smothered with postage from across the globe before it arrived in our clammy palms. Upon opening it, we found it to be full of poorly clumped bubble wrap. But, beneath this artistic display lay an even more scintillating treat: cassette tapes. Upon careful examination, we have concluded that these anachronistic, auditory rectangles contain recordings of a podcast, one hosted by two friends with oddly famil...
2021-09-2454 min
Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)Horror Boyz Episode 1 - The Peak Of His HotnessWeeks ago, a package arrived on the doorstep of Pitch Perfect Productions HQ (or, as some may call it, Nate’s parent’s house). This mysterious parcel was singed, soaked, smacked around, taped back together, and plastered with postage from across the globe before it arrived in our sweaty hands. Upon opening it, we found it to be full of packing peanuts. But, beneath those scrumptious snacks lay an even more scintillating treat: cassette tapes. Upon careful examination, we have concluded that these anachronistic, auditory rectangles contain recordings of a podcast, one hosted by two f...
2021-09-2149 min
Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)S02 E08 - UnderstudyJoin us as we now try to piece together the shit puzzle that is the filmography of comedian, actor, and 90's stoner star Pauly Shore. After having our souls tortured by watching and reviewing a selection of his films, we're now gonna apply everything we have learned, and pitch, for you, the perfect Pauly Shore movie.Against all odds, we've done it. We've consumed garbage in the form of awful Pauly Shore films and puked back up pure gold. You're welcome, and also we're very sorry.We hope you'll listen in and journey with us...
2021-07-241h 46Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)S02 E07 - Guest HouseJoin us as we explore the filmography of comedian, actor, and 90's stoner star Pauly Shore. After watching and reviewing a selection of his films, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned, and, at the end, try to pitch the perfect Pauly Shore movie.Let's travel now, to the present, and see how much Pauly Shore has changed as an actor. Oh, he hasn't? Like, at all? After that whole dreadful, awful excuse for a movie where the whole point was that he was going to try and be Adam Sandler? Huh. Weird. Well, guess we're stuck...
2021-07-141h 40Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)S02 E06 - Pauly Shore Is DeadJoin us as we explore the filmography of comedian, actor, and 90's stoner star Pauly Shore. After watching and reviewing a selection of his films, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned, and, at the end, try to pitch the perfect Pauly Shore movie.Oh, my sweet darlings. My poor innocents. You don't know. You couldn't know. We didn't either. And now, we opened the face-melting Ark Of The Covenant that is Pauly Shore Is Dead, and we learned what unspeakable horrors wait for us in the beyond. Our eyes have seen what is not to be...
2021-07-081h 42Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)S02 E05 - BiodomeJoin us as we explore the filmography of comedian, actor, and 90's stoner star Pauly Shore. After watching and reviewing a selection of his films, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned, and, at the end, try to pitch the perfect Pauly Shore movie.Actually, forget all that nonsense, dude and or dudette! We're now all about Doyle! Doyletime all the time! Doyle is king, and we are unworthy! Let Doyle in, and he shall probably cheat on you, eat some toenails, and then blow up a badger with some fireworks! Freakin' radical, bro. Hey, by the...
2021-06-302h 00Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)S02 E04 - Jury DutyJoin us as we explore the filmography of comedian, actor, and 90's stoner star Pauly Shore. After watching and reviewing a selection of his films, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned, and, at the end, try to pitch the perfect Pauly Shore movie. We've been summoned! Summoned to see a movie no one else saw, Pauly Shore's critically panned Jury Duty. Will this help us rise to the occasion like the brave Peanut chasing his dreams of winning Jeopardy, or will we find ourselves tied up in litigation, blamed for a crime we didn't commit, and c...
2021-06-241h 33Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)S02 E03 - In The Army NowJoin us as we explore the filmography of comedian, actor, and 90's stoner star Pauly Shore. After watching and reviewing a selection of his films, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned, and, at the end, try to pitch the perfect Pauly Shore movie. Yep, just like Ernest, Pauly Shore goes into the army. Now. And we have to watch him be in the army. Now. We suffered for you, the listeners, because no one else should have to watch this awful excuse for a movie. Also, maybe we didn't have to. But we did, and here w...
2021-06-161h 17Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)S02 E02 - Son In LawJoin us as we explore the filmography of comedian, actor, and 90's stoner star Pauly Shore. After watching and reviewing a selection of his films, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned, and, at the end, try to pitch the perfect Pauly Shore movie. In our sophomore episode of our sophomore seaSon-In-Law, we're talking about Son...In Law. Which is a movie, that exists, with Pauly Shore in it, Carla Gugino is also there, along with a farm or something, and we watched it. Here ya go. This is On Distant Shores! Co-host, On-Se...
2021-06-0955 minPitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)S02 E01 - Encino ManJoin us as we explore the filmography of comedian, actor, and 90's stoner star Pauly Shore. After watching and reviewing a selection of his films, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned, and, at the end, try to pitch the perfect Pauly Shore movie. It's the start of a similar journey, but this time we made a worse decision in who we're focusing on, which we'll very soon regret. For now though, in this premiere episode, it's time to wheeze the jui-uice, do some dancing, and avoid the despicable Dave as we dive straight into an empty po...
2021-06-021h 12Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)S01E10 - A Nervous NernestJoin us as we explore the filmography of freelance pitchman turned cinematic funnyman, Ernest P. Worrell. We're going to watch every film in the oeuvre of Jim Varney's classic character and at the end, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned as we try to pitch the perfect Ernest film.We have reached the end of our Ernest journey and the time has come to pitch the perfect Ernest film. Spoiler Alert: We succeed but perhaps a little too well. Skip to 1:48:55 if you just want to hear the pitch but I would advise you to listen t...
2021-03-242h 09Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)S01E09.5 - Dr. Otto & The Riddle Of The Gloom BeamJoin us as we explore the filmography of freelance pitchman turned cinematic funnyman, Ernest P. Worrell. We're going to watch every film in the oeuvre of Jim Varney's classic character and at the end, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned as we try to pitch the perfect Ernest film.We've all been there. You're trying to record the season finale of your podcast about the character Ernest P. Worrel but then a fictional mad scientist played by the same actor as the character you're covering hijacks your show and makes you watch a whole movie just b...
2021-03-1746 minPitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)S01E09 - Ernest In The ArmyJoin us as we explore the filmography of freelance pitchman turned cinematic funnyman, Ernest P. Worrell. We're going to watch every film in the oeuvre of Jim Varney's classic character and at the end, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned as we try to pitch the perfect Ernest film.Ernest in the Army is the final film in the Ernest franchise and the final step on our first journey. Is this the grand finale the character deserves or a kick in the rear on the way out the door? Listen to the episode and find out.
2021-03-101h 42Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)S01E08 - Ernest Goes To AfricaJoin us as we explore the filmography of freelance pitchman turned cinematic funnyman, Ernest P. Worrell. We're going to watch every film in the oeuvre of Jim Varney's classic character and at the end, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned as we try to pitch the perfect Ernest film.Ernest Goes to Africa is undeniably the worst film in the Ernest series and possibly one of the worst films of all time. That's not gonna stop us from doing our best to see what we can learn from this monstrosity. Join us in this messy dissection.
2021-03-031h 29Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)S01E07 - Slam Dunk ErnestJoin us as we explore the filmography of freelance pitchman turned cinematic funnyman, Ernest P. Worrell. We're going to watch every film in the oeuvre of Jim Varney's classic character and at the end, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned as we try to pitch the perfect Ernest film.Slam Dunk Ernest is a movie that you could not possibly understand just by looking at the title. You could reasonably conclude that it's a movie about Ernest playing basketball but any other assumption you make follow that one is going to be wrong.
2021-02-242h 36Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)S01E06 - Ernest Goes To SchoolJoin us as we explore the filmography of freelance pitchman turned cinematic funnyman, Ernest P. Worrell. We're going to watch every film in the oeuvre of Jim Varney's classic character and at the end, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned as we try to pitch the perfect Ernest film.Ernest Goes to School is a movie about Ernest going to school but it's also about a lot more but it's also about nothing at all but it's also about everything.
2021-02-172h 57Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)S01E05 - Ernest Rides AgainJoin us as we explore the filmography of freelance pitchman turned cinematic funnyman, Ernest P. Worrell. We're going to watch every film in the oeuvre of Jim Varney's classic character and at the end, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned as we try to pitch the perfect Ernest film.We have faced the ancient evil of Trantor, we have known fear and been Scared Stupid but will Ernest Rides Again teach us the meaning of dread?
2021-02-111h 58Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)S01E04 - Ernest Scared StupidJoin us as we explore the filmography of freelance pitchman turned cinematic funnyman, Ernest P. Worrell. We're going to watch every film in the oeuvre of Jim Varney's classic character and at the end, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned as we try to pitch the perfect Ernest film.You can't fight the past but you can fight a big troll that represents the past and that's exactly what Ernest does in Ernest Scared Stupid.
2021-02-042h 35Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)S01E03 - Ernest Goes to JailJoin us as we explore the filmography of freelance pitchman turned cinematic funnyman, Ernest P. Worrell. We're going to watch every film in the oeuvre of Jim Varney's classic character and at the end, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned as we try to pitch the perfect Ernest film.In this episode we discuss Ernest Goes to Jail, a simple, timeless tale of an honest man (with electro powers) forced to contend with a dishonest system (and an even more dishonest criminal doppelganger).
2021-01-272h 20Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)S01E02 - Ernest Saves ChristmasJoin us as we explore the filmography of freelance pitchman turned cinematic funnyman, Ernest P. Worrell. We're going to watch every film in the oeuvre of Jim Varney's classic character and at the end, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned as we try to pitch the perfect Ernest film.In this episode, we follow Ernest on the next step of his journey. Having conquered death and saved a camp the only logical step for our hero is to move to Florida and assist Santa Claus. It's classic hero's journey stuff. It's like Star Wars. This is S...
2021-01-201h 19Pitch Perfect (The Podcast Not The Movie)S01E01 - Ernest Goes to CampIt's the start of a beautiful journey. Join us as we explore the filmography of freelance pitchman turned cinematic funnyman, Ernest P. Worrell. We're going to watch every film in the oeuvre of Jim Varney's classic character and at the end, we're gonna apply everything we'll have learned as we try to pitch the perfect Ernest film. In this episode we tackle the first proper Ernest film, Ernest Goes to Camp. We test our courage in an ancient ritual, we experience the delights of eggs erroneous, and we spend a lot of time talking about tu...
2021-01-131h 04