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Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em Podcast185. Sex and Marriage and Elon MuskThis is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit smokeempodcast.substack.com“Would you have Elon Musk’s baby?” Sarah texted Nancy the other day, to which she responded, “Fuck no.” Thus launches the latest Smoke ‘Em debate, in which our co-host who is without child confesses she’d take some of that SpaceX sperm. Has she lost her mind, or is she merely responding to nature’s imperative? We discuss this, as well as Musk’s new babymama, Ashley St. Clair.Then it’s on to a double-dip from New York Times Magazine...2025-02-1725 min
Netchix and SnacksSeason 2 Episode 6: Notting HillFor the first rom-com of the series we watched Notting Hill. Its from 1999 so you could say its a classic now. We didn't think it was too bad for the genre. For a rom-com we gave it an 8/10 but as a movie we gave it a 6/10. It was okay but a little predictable, we found the supporting characters far more interesting than the main ones. As usual, this podcast is NSFW due to adult references and strong language. We talk about how we want to see 'Old' when it comes out. We did infact do th...2024-06-152h 39Netchix and SnacksSeason 2 Episode 5: The Last of the MohicansIf this is your favourite classic movie, I wouldn't listen!We watched this movie and thought it was ... Okay.We had heard so much about this 1992 classic, so we had to give it ago for our classic series and boy we were disappointed. It was thoroughly okay. We had a good time watching it but we felt that we weren't really the target audience for this movie. We didn't know enough about the history to enjoy this movie but it was okay. A solid 5/10.As always this podcast is NSFW and may contain strong...2024-05-132h 00Netchix and SnacksSeason 2 Episode 4: No Country for Old MenFor our next episode into our classic season we watched the 2007 movie - No Country for Old Men.We still to this day aren't sure what the plot was to this movie and we weren't to keen on the ending as it left some lose ends. We chalked it up to being a 'slice of life' movie and tried to convince ourselves we didn't need to know. We rated this movie a 7/10. As always our podcast is 16+ due to strong language and sexual references. Plus this movie has a lot of death so probably not s...2024-04-082h 13Netchix and SnacksSeason 2 Episode 3: The Great EscapeFor the third movie of this season we watched the ultimate classic ... The Great Escape!It was a constant rollercoaster, it was life changing. We gave this movie a 10/10One of the best movies we had ever watched, it's a classic for a reason.As always this podcast is NSFW and contains sexual references and strong language.In this episode enjoy:Invisible Friends Nazis vs ChildcatchersFacts of the Day'We will recognise Richard Attenborough' ( How wrong this is)The Timeline of WarJustin Timberlake at WarA Classic British ThreesomeHow UK Residentials Compare T...2024-03-173h 26Netchix and SnacksSeason 2 Episode 2: Pride and PrejudiceFor the second classic we watched the 2005 version of Pride and Prejudice. Although the film was relatively new, we thought the book was a classic therefore the movie is. Although this movie is PG, our podcast (as always) is 16+ and NSFW due to references and language. A few apologies, Tom Holland isn't American . Abbie no longer hates Ryan Gosling, we recorded this prior to Barbie. Sorry Saoirse Ronan, we didn't say your name right. We enjoyed the movie more than we thought we would, we scored it for 8/10. In this episode plea...2024-03-162h 46Netchix and Snacks🔒 Season 2 Episode 1: Castaway BonusSubscriber-only episodeA bonus audio completely unedited so enjoy long pauses and food wrapper sounds.Join halfway through a conversation we were having before watching Castaway.In this audio we cannot remember anything about Casper the Friendly Ghost. So enjoy a bunch of nonsense and listen to how dumb we are especially regarding important historical events. TW: A small reference to still birth Don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content and follow us on Twitter for regular updates !2024-02-2602 minNetchix and SnacksSeason 2 Episode 1: CastawayHello and welcome to the first episode of the second series of Netchix and Snacks!This season we are watching classics. We kicked off this season with the ultimate Tom Hanks classic... Castaway. This was a long one, so if you want to hear the WHOLE review please check out our bonus features to listen to another hour of hilarious content including Muppets: Castaway and why I love my fridge.In this episode please enjoy:- Loud wrapper sounds- Children carrying packages- Sean Bees?2024-02-222h 40Netchix and Snacks🔒 Season 1 Episode 19: Self/Less - Bonus 2Subscriber-only episodeANOTHER snippet from the Self/Less.We were obviously on one this evening so we rattle on A LOT this evening. In this piece we discuss Cilla Black, the Liverpool accent and invent a great improv game also ft Alexa and Timmy Mallet(No songs in this belong to us)Don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content and follow us on Twitter for regular updates !2024-02-2110 minNetchix and Snacks🔒 Season 1 Episode 17: Prom Night BonusSubscriber-only episodeSo at the end of watching Prom Night we came up with the idea of England's most famous king Danny Dyer playing one of the most iconic British characters... James Bond. There were two clips we have mushed together all involving how this series of movies would pan out. Please enjoy .. Dyer Another Day: A Danny Dyer James Bond SpecialDon't forget to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content and follow us on Twitter for regular updates !2024-02-2115 minNetchix and Snacks🔒 Season 1 Episode 9: Hush BonusSubscriber-only episodeSo during the movie Hush there was a small scene involving a diaphragm. We focused on this for some reason throughout the movie. At the end of the movie we went on a small tangent about the ins and outs (no pun intended) of the diaphragm and all the things you could use them for. It was too long to keep in the original review but we thought it was definitely special enough to have its own bonus spot.Please enjoy: 1000 uses for a diaphragmDon't forget to subscribe to our...2024-02-2114 minNetchix and Snacks🔒 Season 1 Episode 8: Goosebumps BonusSubscriber-only episodeEnjoy these two snippets from the end of Goosebumps. They were a bit too long for the original upload but they are too cool to not be shared.Including:- Gnomes vs Nuns: A Discussion- A Murder She Wrote: Step by Step Guide- Lard: Pros and Cons- King vs Stine- 'A Writers Satnav'- A Plea for Snacks Don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content and follow us on Twitter for regular u...2024-02-2109 minNetchix and Snacks🔒 Season 1 Episode 19: Self/Less - Bonus 3Subscriber-only episodeYet another piece of bonus content from the Self/Less episode.Please enjoy 'Tina Turner Appreciations Hour'We have removed some audio from the songs or else it would be so much longerTo answer some questions mentioned in this bonus- Thunderdome IS Mad Max- Tina Turner DOES sing a James Bond Theme. Its Goldeneye- Tina Turner is defiantly still alive and NEVER smoked(No songs played in this belong to us)Don't forget to subscribe t...2024-02-2121 minNetchix and Snacks🔒 Season 1 Episode 19: Self/Less - Bonus 1Subscriber-only episodeA little extra unedited snippet from the Self/Less episode. In this Bonus bit Abbie explains why Inception is a top tier movie. Nicola has previously stated she isn't a fan but, disregarding that, I tell her all about it anyway- AbbieAlso a little chat about some book vs film moments. Notable Moments: Shutter Island, Fear and Loathing, Trainspotting and Interstellar.Please enjoy 'An Ode to Inception'Don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content and follow us on Twitter for regular updates !2024-02-2110 minNetchix and SnacksSeason One Episode 26: Don't Mess With The ZohanOur final episode of season one and it was the worst movie we have ever seen in our lives!We watched Don't Mess With The Zohan. It has a Z in it so it counts!This was literally the worst movie we have ever seen. There was nothing redeeming about it at all. Not to put you off listening to this episode. Thank you Adam Sandler for another piece of crap movie. I know that's your thing but this was a different level of badSnippets of this episode include...2023-09-261h 57Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode 25: Yes God YesFor our penultimate episode of the season we watched Yes God Yes. A 2019 Christian dark comedy. We weren't too sure which side the satire falls on this one but we enjoyed it anyway.In this episode please enjoy;- A beagle applause- 'Delilah' breakdown- 'How woman work according to God'- What is Christian ?- A long bout of food sounds- Sexy Adam and Eve- How does Confession Work?- Doing what with mash potato!2023-09-261h 37Netchix and SnacksSeason One Episode 24: X Past is PresentFor our X movie this week, we decided to watch the ever confusing X Past is Present. This 2015 Hindi ... Thriller ? Was directed by 11 different people. Each chapter of the movie had a different director, which sounds crazy ... and it is. We cant honestly say if this was a great idea or a terrible idea. Either way, we were entranced. This movie sucks you in by its constantly changing timelines and flashbacks. Leaving you utterly lost by the end the 'twist' ending. Tune in to this episode if you want to listen to some notable sect...2023-08-201h 59Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode 23: What Men WantFor a W movie we watched a new spin on a classic... What Men Want.This isn't what we expected at all and we had a good time watching it. This movie is rated 15 but this podcast is definitely a 16+ due to language and references.In this episode please enjoy: - Debate: Nike or NikE- Loud dog tap dancing - Sports words weekly- How many F***s can you have in a 15? - Is is oppression or are you just a terr...2023-07-302h 14Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode 22: The VisitFor our V movie this week we watched the M Night Shyamlan movie, The Visit!The creepy thriller about two kids visiting their estranged grandparents but things take a very strange turn.Listen to us providing our ever enlightening commentary during the twists and turns of another Shyamlan classic. This movie is a 15 but as always we are an 18+ podcast.In this episode;- Introducing a NEW beagle Lyra!- With new beagles come more tip taps but they do quieten down- Annoying child actors2023-07-291h 56Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode 21: The Ugly TruthFor our U film we watched ... The Ugly Truth Its a 2009 Rom-Com starring Katherine Heigl and Gerald ButlerWe have A new puppy beagle for this recording so enjoy a LOT of dog tip taps We also have an issue with the sound around the 16 min mark, its us not you!We thought we would hate this movie and we did!It was truly awful, sexist and ... terribleThe movie is rated a 15 and as always our podcast is 16+ NSFW due to strong language and adult references...2023-04-261h 48Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode 20: TAGFor our T movie we watched TAG!Not our usual choice of movie but it was great! We really enjoyed this, mainly because the cast look like they are having a great time.In this episode please enjoy some pasta eating ASMR. We didn't talk much during this episode as we got really involved in the movie we do prattle on at the end about childhoods and friends etc and how many Jaffa cakes you can fit in your mouth. As always this podcast is a 16+ and NSFW due to language an...2023-04-242h 21Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode 19: Self/LessFor our S movie this evening we watched ... Self/Less.An early Ryan Reynolds movie from 2015. This is a thriller? kind of sci- fi about uploading your consciousness into a different person. We thought it was pretty good but a little predictable.Interesting note: I slag off soup makers at the beginning of this episode but have since bought one and its a game changer, I retract my previous sentiments about them - AbbieIn this podcast please enjoy:- A spectrum of Ryan Reynolds - How thoughts work2023-04-192h 11Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode 18: RebeccaSince there were no films beginning with Q we watched an R film... Rebecca!This is a 2020 thriller and we quite enjoyed it!Please enjoy - A review of Greek food- Our ideas for smell'o'vision (Patent pending)- The return of the terrible cockney accent and Sweeney Todd musical numbers- Bad Geography - Why is murder like Pringles?- A debate about the Royals that has NOT aged well ... sorry Lizzy- A long waffle about how the UK go...2023-04-052h 40Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode 17: Prom NightOur P P P film was the 2008 movie Prom Night! We didn't love this movie and if it didn't have Idris Elba in it, we wouldn't have watched it at all. It was okay I guess it had some thrills but pretty much everything you've seen before.In this episode please enjoy our TERRIBLE cockney accents as we briefly touch on our original idea of the UK's own king Danny Dyer as James Bond. This was far too long so if that sounds of interest to you, please subscribe to hear our bonus co...2023-03-221h 37Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode 16: OutbreakFor our O movie we watched the very topical movie ... Outbreak! Even though it was filmed in 1995, we recorded this in 2020 during the height of the coronavirus outbreak. So there is a lot corona/pandemic talk. We have only just got round to editing so not so relevant now If you are an anti vaxxer ... this isn't for you! In this episode please enjoy;- An A-Z of diseases- SWEEPING political statements- Jabs at Kevin Spacey- Lab technicians view on PPE/ laboratory procedures and ou...2023-03-222h 22Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode Fifteen: NextFor our N movie we watched the 2007 movie... Next!It was a ... peculiar movie to say the least. As many Nic Cage movies are. He obviously plays the main character Frank Cadillac. A magician that can see into the future. 2 whole minutes of the future. You can hear our first ever viewing right here! Listen to our bewilderment and a lot of dog ASMR as resident dog Gouda decides she wants to be real naughty at the beginning of this recording and we can't edit it out without ruining your experience. So it's like you h...2023-03-211h 52Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode Fourteen: MichaelFor our M movie we watched the 1996 classic family movie Michael.Neither of us had seen this movie before, it was so good. It gave us the warm and fuzzies that only the 80s/90s movies can provide. It gave nostalgia even though we had never seen it. John Travolta's best role to date for sure!Although it is a family film, this podcast is definitely 16+ due to our language and references.We gave this movie 12/10 because it ticked all our boxes and would recommend to watch over and over. Nice a...2023-03-192h 01Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode Eleven: Jupiter AscendingFor our J movie we didn't have much choice but we watched the flop Jupiter Ascending.We didn't hate it, it had ... a lot of information to cram into a one movie. Although this is a 12 rated movie, this podcast is definitely 16+ due to the language and the adult references.Eddie Redmayne is amazing in this playing space Voldemort.We do actually review this movie at length at the end which is something we don't usually do so look forward to that!In the end we rated this a 7/10 2023-02-172h 23Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode Thirteen: Leave BehindFor our L film we watched a Nic Cage film: Leave Behind.WARNING: This was a proper Christian movie, if you are religious please don't take this movie or our review too seriously. Neither of us are particularly religious so if you think this might offend you maybe stay clear of this one. This is a 15 movie but the podcast is definitely 16+ due to our language and references and is NSFWI talk about Chad Michael Murray being in Gilmore Girls ... which is correct BUT I am convinced he plays Logan all the w...2023-02-172h 10Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode Twelve: The Kissing Booth 2For our K movie we watched teenage rom-com The Kissing Booth 2 starring Joey King. We were not the target audience for this film but all things considered, we didn't hate it. Although this movie is a 12, we don't recommend listening to this unless you are over the age of 16 due to our language and sexual references. We thought we would go into this without watching the first movie which was... interesting. We decided you don't actually need to see the first one its all pretty self explanatory... barring a few small details.Overall we...2023-02-172h 25Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode Ten: The InvitationFor our I film we had lots of choice but the randomizer we used chose for us. The Invitation. This was a 15+ NSFW thriller, we didn't feel it at the start but as you will hear we definitely get sucked into the drama by the end. Even if we don't remember any of the characters names throughout the whole thingWe thought this was pretty predictable but still enjoyed it. One of those movies where you say what you would do in that situation even though you definitely wouldn't be brave enough or hopefully not be in...2023-02-171h 49Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode Eight: GoosebumpsListen along with us watching the not new Goosebumps movie!We enjoyed this movie quite a lot, even though this is a kids movie it is still pretty creepy. This is also definitely NOT a kid friendly podcast, strong language used from the start. So tune in and relive some childhood memories ft - A short history of the pizza- A hilarious dog burp- Coriander rant We rated this a 9.5/10. A great time had by all. Side note: R L Stine is still curr...2023-02-171h 43Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode Nine: HushFor our H movie we watched Hush, a PG 13 thriller from 1998 starring Jessica Lange and Gwyneth Paltrow. An very tense movie we enjoyed, although there was some loose ends left by then end. As we liked this movie there are spaces where we don't say much as we were so involved but you can hear the odd gasp Do excuse the sauce squirt sounds and the dog taps. We rated this movie a 9/10 Support the showDon't forget to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content and fol...2023-02-171h 40Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode Two: AnacondaThe second episode in our alphabet series. Our A movie is Anaconda !Listen along to our commentary to this creature feature from 1997. With a pretty decent cast this movie was ... good. If you want a good old fashion thriller with little threat this is the movie for you. The effects aren't spectacular but its a fun time. We gave this a 7/10 each So get yourself some snacks and PRESS... PLAY... NOW!Support the showDon't forget to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content and follow us on Twitter fo...2023-01-161h 32Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode Three: BFGWatch the 2016 live action BFG movie with us at Netchix and Snacks. Listen to us debate what could possibly be real or cartoon as we are never sure. Although this is a kids movie this is definitely not a kid appropriate podcast as there is strong language throughout. We both rated this 10/10 and we really enjoyed it, as fans of the cartoon we weren't sure how we would feel but we loved it ! We enjoyed it so much we were barely talking !If you want to find out PRESS...PLAY...NOW!Su...2023-01-161h 58Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode Four: CadaverWatch along with us as we provide commentary on the 2020 Norwegian horror movie Cadaver. This movie is a 15+ and was pretty gory. Please let us know what you would do in this post apocalyptic setting. Would you choose the same fate as the main characters or do you side with us? Or something completely different?Also to note: the sound does cut out 40:23 - 40:36. Its not you ...its us We rated this a 9/10 ! It was a real thinkerSo if you want to know our thoughts on this ethical thriller PRESS... PL...2023-01-161h 36Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode Five: Dennis The MenanceWatch the 1993 classic Dennis the Menace with us at Netchix and Snacks.Again Netflix BETRAYED us at the last 6 minutes but hang fire, it does resume. Although this is a kids movie, this podcast definitely isn't for kids due to adult references and strong language.We thought this movie was a nice move and rated it 7/10 So if you want to listen to how long it takes us to recognize Christopher Lloyd, PRESS...PLAY...NOW!Support the showDon't forget to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content and f...2023-01-161h 40Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode Six: Enola HolmesListen along with us watching the Netflix original movie Enola Holmes. We didn't love this movie, we found it lacked a little substance but we do have fun making our commentary. If you are wanting a serious review this is NOT it ! Even though this is 12 movie, this podcast is definitely for adults. There is a lot of strong language and adult references... especially about Daddy Cavill. We rated this a 4.5 / 10. The story was weak but it had a strong production value. So honestly your viewing pleasure will increase tenfold if you play thi...2023-01-162h 14Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode Seven: The F*ck It ListThis was a pretty anticlimactic film that didn't really live up to expectations. We will mention quite frequently how out of touch this movie will be for the majority of people as the characters are *rich* This starts quite loud in regards to packaging sounds while we eat delicious KFC, call it ASMR. I will also apologize now. I refer to the Troggs as 80's .. I meant 60's and when I say Dustin Hoffman is in 'Cruel Intentions', I meant 'The Graduate'. This is not the first time nor will it be the last where I...2023-01-162h 09
Netchix and SnacksSeason 1 Episode One: 1920Welcome to Netchix and Snacks! Listen along to our pilot episode 1920. We didn't have a proper intro at this time or a plan of any sort, we kind of mention when it starts playing so match up your video to this and you should be close enough! 1920 is a 2008 Bollywood Horror or Bollyhorror is you will, set in ... 1920. We thought it was brilliant. This Poltergiest meets Downton Abbey in India. We were also CONVINCED this was filmed in the UK. It wasn'tSo be prepared for some awkward comments abou...2023-01-122h 30