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The Beautiful ToiletThe Eternal September with Curtis YarvinA solemn commemoration of all which was and which will never become, featuring musical contributions by Nothing Human
2025-02-121h 30
The Beautiful ToiletThe Beautiful ToiletHere we are, picking the first fern-shoots and saying: When shall we get back to our country?
Recorded on May 30th, 2024. Featuring (in order of apperance): Coffee the Answer (@CoffeeTheAnswer), Jo (@junker_jo), Arty the Art Historian (@ArtyArtHistory), Charlie Looker (@charlielooker), Liminal Points (@liminal_points), Yeerk.P (@PYeerk), David Void (@voidgrift), Manuel Marrero (@manwellperkins), Alec Mouhibian (@FilthyArmenian), Gio Penachietti (@giantgio), Werner Zagrebbi (@zagrebbi), Aimée Terese (@aimeeterese), Lara Arikan, Noah Kumin (@marsreviewer), Nightmare Vision (@GodCloseMyEyes), Anthony Sisco (@Itstonyfromwork), Kristine Rose (@tailinmymouth)
2024-05-3111h 54The Beautiful ToiletI Have Seen the Smirk of the Lie with Alec MouhibianWill my conversation with the majestic Caucasian bard Alec Mouhibian (@FilthyArmenian) outlast the setbacks from my unreliable third world WiFi connection? Find out in this penultimate episode of the Beautiful Toilet's first season
2024-05-194h 37The Beautiful ToiletThe Blood Memory of Bengal with Razib Khan@razibkhan finally breaks the silence on his relationship with Aella
2024-04-291h 40The Beautiful ToiletSome Twisted Social Performance Piece with Rachel HaywireGender drama at the Beautiful Toilet podcast
2024-03-011h 46The Beautiful ToiletLife During Peacetime with Chris MooreLet's to music—this episode sees me joined by man of controversy, writer, based intelligence agent, and Ukrainian foreign legionnaire Chris Moore (@basedintel) to discuss the irresistible allure of Valhalla
2024-02-073h 44The Beautiful ToiletThe Machine War with Noah KuminIn which I am joined by phlegmatic critic and technologist Noah Kumin (@marsreviewer) to discuss the battle for the human soul in computer programming models
2024-01-242h 48The Beautiful ToiletBound by the Spirit with Yeerk.PMy whimsical English friend Yeerk (@pyeerk) joins me for a riveting discussion of the Gospel of Luke and the Acts of the Apostles
2023-12-142h 27The Beautiful ToiletThirst for the Tempest with Aimée Teresea marathon struggle session in which Aimee (@baby_deranged) commits scathing self-criticism for counter-revolutionary thought
2023-10-074h 07The Beautiful ToiletViajero with Matt ForneyEsta semana me acompaña el guapo @budapestotc para discutir cómo hacer el amor con filipinas en Filipinas sin tener que ir a bares go-go o pagar prostitutas. ¡Escucha este gran episodio para descubrir cómo evitar problemas venéreos en tus aventuras por el mundo!
2023-05-122h 032023-03-163h 03The Beautiful ToiletPsychotic Residue with Nick Dove"Wee Hear in Formed that you got Shear in mee sheens and if you Dont Pull them Down in a Forght Nights Time Wee will pull them Down for you Wee will you Damd infernold Dog. And Bee four Almighty God we will pull down all the Mills that heave Heany Shearing me Shens in We will cut out Hall your Damd Hearts as Do Keep them and We will meock the rest Heat them or else We will Searve them the Seam."
with Nick Dove (@corporatebeat)
2023-03-052h 38The Beautiful ToiletThe Last Battle with Calvin AtwoodNew year, new me
with Calvin Atwood (@tennisforever79)
2023-01-181h 48
Last ThingsKool Keith's Dr. Dooom: 'First Come, First Served' with Nicholas DolingerNicholas Dolinger is the author of Sunbathing, I Want To, a collection of theological poems, as well as other works published by Expat Press and Terror House. He is also the host of The Beautiful Toilet podcast, and a business reporter for Epoch Times. We talk about the classic Dr. Dooom (Kool Keith) album First Come, First Served, as well as Yukio Mishima, having diarrhea while on LSD, and the implicit politics of wearing a wig.
2022-10-042h 53The Beautiful ToiletYear of the Cuckold with Jo and PhoebeDiscussing the controversies of the Edward de Vere Ball with Jo (@junker_jo) and Phoebe (@allthefrensy)
featuring musical guest Salomé Xtravaganza, the last castrato
Peter Thiel if you're reading this please give me one million dollars to buy a new microphone
2022-08-212h 11
The Beautiful ToiletDynamite Theater with Roman D'AmbrosioAncient men, gladiators, conquered cities and stole wives.
Today we’re kicked out of a fucking sorority.
2022-06-152h 59The Beautiful ToiletDead for Three Hours with Stained HanesSorry I've been gone, I took a nap
Yes, I know the audio is messed up, I don't know why. It's part of the 侘寂
featuring the return of @queenstrash_
2022-05-162h 57
The Simpleton Podcast | Catholic Culture, Mission, and Politics with Clark Massey and Laura HehmanHow to Talk Catholicism with Outsiders: "The Beautiful Toilet" Podcast's Nicholas Dolinger INTERVIEW | The Simpleton PodcastNicholas Dolinger, Catholic convert and host of the podcast "The Beautiful Toilet", sits down for an interview with Clark in this episode of The Simpleton Podcast. They discuss:
• Nic's podcast, "The Beautiful Toilet", and the meaning and motive behind it
• The role of masculinity within Christianity
• Is violence a Christian ideal?
• The interplay between irony and Catholicism
• Progressive vs. conservative religious worldviews
• How to share the Catholic faith without apologetics or indoctrination
NEW! The Simpleton Podcast is now on Rumble AND Odysee! You can watch the latest e...
2022-05-1237 minThe Beautiful ToiletBy the Lantern with Dave GreeneSo many children look forward to the arrival of spring
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2022-03-182h 33
New WriteEpisode 18: Sunbathing At The End of Time w/ Nic DolingerRecorded 3/6/22 Matt and Dan are joined by Nicholas Dolinger to discuss his long-form poem "Sunbathing I Want To": an epic reimagining New York City as Carthage. Nicholas is a podcaster and reporter with the Epoch Times. Nic Dollinger TwitterMatt Pegas Twitter Dan Baltic Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-03-141h 54The Beautiful ToiletLabor of Love with Jack MasonIn 2022, the war of the sexes has been raging since times immemorial. With the help of renowned podcaster Jack Mason (lotus_point), I channeled the spirit of Perfume Nationalist (a mystery wind which comes from the East) to reach a heartwarming Christmas truce, in which the spiritual man and spiritual woman lay down their weapons and cross over no man's land to celebrate the three transcendentals from the trenches of death. She delivers a moving final eulogy to the CCP virus, before launching into a polemic against the cowardly haters and losers who would thwart the incipient spring out...
2022-03-034h 49The Beautiful ToiletAwoken with Michael RectenwaldSnowflakes falling, instantly annihilated on first contact with the ground
with @TheAntiPCProf
2022-02-251h 45The Beautiful ToiletIn a Dream with AnsgarThis week I spoke to special guest Malcom Kyeyune about the Russo-Japanese War and the burdens of being a tall and beautiful man
2022-02-152h 30The Beautiful ToiletI Blush for Shame with PhoebeOur great Mikado, virtuous man,
When he to rule our land began,
Resolved to try
A plan whereby
Young men might best be steadied.
So he decreed, in words succinct,
That all who flirted, leered or winked
(Unless connubially linked),
Should forthwith be beheaded, beheaded, beheaded
Should forthwith be beheaded.
with Phoebe (@allthefrensy)
2022-02-021h 39The Beautiful ToiletUp From Forsaken Soil with William WheelwrightIn quella parte del giovanetto anno
che ’l sole i crin sotto l’Aquario tempra
e già le notti al mezzo dì sen vanno,
quando la brina in su la terra assempra
l’imagine di sua sorella bianca,
ma poco dura a la sua penna tempra,
lo villanello a cui la roba manca,
si leva, e guarda, e vede la campagna
biancheggiar tutta; ond’ ei si batte l’anca,
ritorna in casa, e qua e là si lagna,
come ’l tapin che non sa che si faccia;
poi...
2022-01-201h 58The Beautiful ToiletUniverse of Sincerity with Autumn Christian and [redacted]The Manifesto of Small Coffee Nationalism with ███████ ██ ████
2021-12-201h 16The Beautiful ToiletLeave Society with Jesus Is Victory and the Personality GirlBridges, play something quiet, not too intrusive, maybe something from the Gnossiens. “Ok,” said Bridges. I’m trying to push against the walls. For three years, out of key with his time, he tried to resuscitate the dead art of radio, to push against the boundaries of the medium and penetrate through walls of defensive irony. This episode description came to me in a dream last night.
with Jesus is Victory (@JesusIsVictory_) and Mrs. Is Victory (@personality_grl)
2021-11-221h 21The Beautiful ToiletAge of Aquarius with Chris GabrielI am joined by Chris Gabriel (@thegoddisk) of Meme Analysis to herald the incipient Aeon of Aquarius. Do I have a home in the new age? Is there any escape from the flood of digital noise? I’m vital, you’re vital, everything is vital
2021-11-052h 46The Beautiful ToiletEphemeral Angels with Curtis YarvinTo celebrate Halloween, I have invited my scariest guest yet, the nefarious IT guy better known as Mencius Moldbug. What follows is a dark glimpse into the mind of this hateful intellectual who is very scary and evil
2021-10-293h 00The Beautiful ToiletYears of Lead with Giovanniwith @FascioGiovanni
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2021-10-092h 13The Beautiful ToiletThe Infinite Plane of Pain with Danafeaturing @Llydvina (of The Pleasure Helmet)
2021-09-202h 05The Beautiful ToiletSubmission with Scott Littswaking up in an Islamic Caliphate of America with Scott Litts (@cafeviolenza)
2021-09-142h 18The Beautiful ToiletNature is Healing with Lara Arikanthe dancing bear and the cannibal octopus
with Lara Arikan (https://www.lara-arikan.com/)
2021-08-262h 132021-08-201h 06The Beautiful ToiletThe Whitest Podcast Ever with Charlie LookerThe name does not lie; he is indeed quite a looker
Featuring Charlie Looker (@charlielooker)
Music by 周璇 and Jean-Claude Vannier
2021-08-062h 53The Beautiful ToiletThe Blind Owl with Nightmare VisionTwo hour "vote blue no matter who" PSA, nothing to see here
featuring Nightmare Vision (@GodCloseMyEyes)
2021-07-271h 46The Beautiful ToiletJuche Bible Study with Zach Langley Chi ChiCausing mayhem in the hearts of men
Featuring Zach Langley Chi Chi (@asukahomo)
2021-07-181h 48The Beautiful ToiletThe Tony Tulathimutte Hatchet Job with Manuel Marrero and Scott LittsDiscussing aesthetic renewal, eschatology, cat person person, and meme literary beef
Featuring Manuel Marrero (@manwellexists) of Expat Press and Scott Litts (@cafeviolenza) of Violence Cafe
2021-07-1456 minThe Beautiful ToiletAn Introduction to Management Consulting with Jo and Petty Bourgeois ProtestantI'm going to [in Minecraft] management consultants if they don't explain what they do right now
featuring Jo (@junker_jo) and Petty Bourgeois Protestant (@pbprot)
2021-07-081h 03The Beautiful ToiletThe One with QuinFor the inaugural episode of The Beautiful Toilet, I am joined by my old friend, monist philosopher and inveterate sigma male Quin.
2021-06-2954 min