Shows
The Morning Piss PodcastHard Times On Rob WernerNick hosts his first ever solo episode of the podcast with esteemed caller Rob Werner filling in. They discuss wrestling, Penn State sports, life, and more wrestling
2025-11-1350 minThe Morning Piss PodcastA New EraNick and James discuss Halloween Costumes, College Football, whether or not they're performing or talking, Nick's new lifestyle changes and much more.
2025-10-2352 min2025-10-0353 minThe Morning Piss PodcastGreaser NickThe Browns suck, James wants to lie, and Nick is fantasizing about being a greaser
2025-09-1855 minThe Morning Piss PodcastIt's A Nick P ThingBrand new guest and longtime groupchat member Nick Panetta joins the pod to discuss his most recent trip to Italy
2025-08-1454 min2025-07-291h 40The Morning Piss PodcastColdplay Kiss CamNick and James carry the pod while Sean vacations in the Carolinas. They discuss morning sh*ts, the Coldplay Kiss Cam, and other current events.
2025-07-2157 minThe Morning Piss PodcastTourists In Our Own CityNick and James talk about their week of being tourists in their own city, sightseeing places close by that they've never been
2025-06-2757 minThe Morning Piss PodcastFavorite LineNick and James chat with God about Andre 3k, Zach De Lo Rocha, The LA Riots and season 2 of Tires
2025-06-1254 minThe Morning Piss PodcastAmish SmutNick and James carry per usual with Sam filling in as the Voice of God. They talk tennis, amish smut, Bensen Boone and authenticity
2025-05-3155 minThe Morning Piss PodcastNpro Didn't Push The ButtonNick and James talk about Nick's gaffe in his first episode on the 1s and 2s, AI vids of summer 2006, four man scrambles, Kent bars, and Subway among other things.
2025-05-2456 minThe Morning Piss PodcastBrunclesSean and James cover for Nick by discussing how to properly do a vacation, how we'll be as uncles when our sisters have their babies this summer, and why 60s and 70s music sounds the way it does
2025-05-1557 minThe Morning Piss PodcastNFL Draft RecapSean and James recap the NFL Draft while Nick skips for the Leafs game
2025-05-011h 08The Morning Piss PodcastRaise Hell On Saturdays, Praise God on SundaysNick and James catch up after James' trip, discussing Easter and Religion as well
2025-04-2255 minThe Morning Piss PodcastGin and Juice in a Coffee MugNick and James talk March Madness, White Lotus, Boygenius, Seinfeld's Marine Biologist, and childhood fights
2025-03-2049 min2025-03-1342 minThe Morning Piss Podcast2nd ThrowawayNick and James carry this episode in the post Super Bowl world of sports
2025-02-2041 minThe Morning Piss PodcastGrape FaygoNick and James are talking the Bob Dylan movie, AIW Wrestling, Poor People Sodas, and The Football Playoffs
2025-01-2253 minThe Morning Piss PodcastRobu For GroguNick and James are back with the first episode of 2025! discussing new years resolutions, car troubles, camping, what makes us cry, and both football playoffs.
2025-01-0954 minThe Morning Piss PodcastTennis BrosNick and James talk NFL playoffs, The Penguin, and their newfound passion for tennis
2024-11-2552 minThe Morning Piss PodcastHate Spices Love The Spice Girls
James and Nick spend the episode riffing and roleplaying as deadheads at a cookout and art professors at dive bars
2024-10-2453 minThe Morning Piss PodcastJames Left EarlyCal Riffkin exits the podcast early for the first time in his career, leaving Sean and Nick to carry the episode in his place
2024-10-0351 minThe Morning Piss PodcastTrue Detective Season 1 Episode 4
Nick and James discuss recent trips, The NFL week one, and True Detective season 1 as well as the David Chase documentary on Max.
2024-09-1957 minThe Morning Piss PodcastSling BoiNick and James riff without Sean after an extended break from the podcast
2024-08-2242 minThe Morning Piss PodcastBad Boy EraSean is back and on the hot seat for missing last weeks episode, the boys recap Nick and James' first stand up set, Sean reminisces on his bad boy era
2024-06-2750 minThe Morning Piss PodcastNpro Lost Secret Santa Again
Joe is back on the pod post Secret Santa to tell Nick his gift wasn't so bad.
2024-01-1151 minThe Morning Piss PodcastMy Brother Ate My Guinea Pig
Sean and James answer Reddit advice because the last time they tried it with Nick he got upset he didn't have enough life experience to answer
2023-12-1431 min2023-11-0945 min2023-10-2649 minThe Morning Piss PodcastSeger vs Springsteen
The boys are back from vacation in this weeks ep, talking seger vs springsteen among other things
2023-10-1241 minThe Morning Piss PodcastSean Saved a Woman's LifeSean tells the story of how he saved a woman's life before coming to pod
2023-09-1444 minThe Morning Piss PodcastGhostbusters vs Blues BrothersThe boys are up to their usual bickering only this time they argue two classic comedies
2023-09-0753 minThe Morning Piss Podcast2023 NFL Preview
The main trio is back discussing this year's upcoming football season with reoccurring guest Rob Werner
2023-08-3150 minThe Morning Piss PodcastJail Stories
Joe (from Tally Ho fame) joins The Morning Piss Podcast to talk about the time him and Npro met in jail.
2023-08-2558 minThe Morning Piss PodcastDemy Boy For Life Boi Gravy is back from Puerto Rico with some fun stories and a little tan on that dad bod of his
2023-08-1746 minThe Morning Piss PodcastAirport Complaints
Chase fills in for Sean on this new episode of The Morning Piss Podcast discussing his recent travels abroad
2023-08-1049 min2023-07-2055 minThe Morning Piss PodcastFor Pod or For PleasureDerek helps fill in this week while Nick navigates this tough time
2023-07-0657 minThe Morning Piss PodcastThe Three Stooges
The boys honestly don't know what they're doing for this episode. Half of it is just three stooges noises.
2023-06-1542 minThe Morning Piss PodcastCut To A ClipThe boys are back after their friends' wedding, filling in the missing blanks in each others' nights and cutting to a clip.
2023-06-0141 minThe Morning Piss PodcastGet Right Back To Where We Started FromThe boys are prematurely celebrating The Leafs round 1 win in this week's episode
2023-05-1844 minThe Morning Piss PodcastSean's Cooking ShowThe boys are in uncharted waters as they attempt to make Chili's at Sean's and podcast review it afterwards
2023-05-041h 03The Morning Piss PodcastHere's Some Advice, Put a TLDR On This ThingThe boys ramble on another reddit advice episode, where some of the posts may be too long and hard to read (pun intended)
2023-04-1330 minThe Morning Piss PodcastShake Your Groove Thing
The boys recap their Saint Patty's Day weekend, while talking about being too old for the DJ scene. Sean gets comfortable in his wife beater.
2023-03-3042 minThe Morning Piss PodcastNpro's Coming Out PartyDerek joins us for the first time on video in this week's episode. We have surprise revelations, Sean singing the national anthem , Black Eyed Peas talk, and much more!
2023-03-1649 minThe Morning Piss PodcastKnuckle SandwichThe boys were very rusty when they got to recording this episode so we had to break it up into smaller parts for everyone's safety and enjoyment.
2023-03-0240 minThe Morning Piss PodcastSean's getting a Jacob's LadderThe boys think they can emergency land a plane if needed.
2023-02-1044 min2023-02-0348 minThe Morning Piss PodcastDalton Shultz Appreciation PodSean's not here for this edition of the morning piss, but James and Nick are here to discuss coke vs. pepsi and the NFL playoffs.
2023-01-2729 minThe Morning Piss PodcastShirtless SeanSean decides to give the viewers a taste of him shirtless in this week's chaotic episode. (we're sorry to the viewers in advance, consider yourselves lucky, listeners)
2023-01-1248 minThe Morning Piss PodcastReddit with Video!The boys answer the people of Reddit in need of advice live on camera for the first time
2022-12-2926 minThe Morning Piss PodcastWe're Live!The boys are finally on camera in the first ever podcast done with video in the history of The Morning Piss Podcast
2022-12-2248 minThe Morning Piss PodcastBecause He's Npro We Have To Know!James and Nick Nardwuar each other on the pod without Sean.
2022-12-1550 minThe Morning Piss PodcastNo EditsThe boys had to scrap a podcast because of Pat so we cut together some of the usable stuff we did before he came over
2022-12-0347 minThe Morning Piss PodcastMr. RedactedNpro and James have a few guests on to share some stories of teenage mischief, names redacted of course.
2022-11-171h 28The Morning Piss PodcastBacon BeercanIn this long episode the boys roleplay as British men in a fast food place ordering bacon, lettuce, and tomato
2022-11-101h 17The Morning Piss PodcastNpro Freestyling ChampThis episode is just endless obscure references to major events from the early 2000s.
2022-11-0331 minThe Morning Piss PodcastNPRThe boys discuss why anyone listens to NPR and give their picks for last week's UFC fight
2022-10-2740 minThe Morning Piss PodcastSean Fights Off The SudsIn a historic fashion Sean fights through a nasty cold to deliver one of his best podcast performances yet.
2022-10-2042 minThe Morning Piss PodcastSober OctoberThe boys try to get Derek to drink a beer during Sober October and go off the rails in the last twenty minutes
2022-10-1359 minThe Morning Piss PodcastWorld RecordsThe Boys discuss world records they could beat among other things.
2022-10-0847 minThe Morning Piss PodcastWe Cut The Last 5Sean and James carry the podcast until Kevin shows up and throws the whole episode off the rails. (Npro goes MIA again)
2022-09-2259 minThe Morning Piss PodcastNoah hates footballSpecial guests Noah and Pat hop on the podcast after a round of golf to discuss their rounds, why football sucks and do their best bits and impressions
2022-09-151h 03The Morning Piss PodcastNpro came lateSean and James talk old cookbooks and making grilled cheese before Nick gets home from work
2022-09-0828 minThe Morning Piss PodcastFantasy Football PreviewThe boys talk their upcoming fantasy football drafts and are almost 100% guaranteed to be wrong on almost everything they say.
2022-09-0139 minThe Morning Piss PodcastAMA (Except That)The boys are backing answering questions asking for advice that they are well under qualified to give.
2022-08-2638 minThe Morning Piss PodcastWelcome Home SeanSean is back from vacation as the boys record live for the first time from Nick and James' new apartment.
2022-08-1843 minThe Morning Piss PodcastSpecial Guests, Slurring WordsNick and James carry the pod after Sean leaves but get special guests halfway through to bring the pod home.
2022-08-1150 minThe Morning Piss PodcastBullsh*tThe boys hopped on late night off the bender to bullsh*t on another podcast.
2022-08-0441 minThe Morning Piss PodcastSean's Red RocketThe boys discuss more stand up bits over Charlie's excessive barking.
2022-07-2850 minThe Morning Piss PodcastMount Rushmore of Npro Tweets + Weekend in ReviewThe boys recap their weekends and rank Npro's best tweets.
2022-07-2148 minThe Morning Piss PodcastAITA with special guest Wheeler WalkerThe boys discuss if a man should be mad that his wife tried to name their unborn child after her deceased first husband and bring on special guest Wheeler Walker to sing some tunes and talk about sucking d*ck
2022-07-1442 minThe Morning Piss PodcastOpen MicIn this episode the boys shoot the sh*t and workshop their stand up bits they've got in their notes app.
2022-07-0752 min
The Morning Piss PodcastUFC 276 Preview featuring Kevin SchmuckiThe boys talk fight night with predictions plus is Npro leaving the podcast? tune in on this bonus Saturday episode of the podcast.
2022-07-0236 minThe Morning Piss PodcastNBA Finals RecapSean and James recap the NBA finals before Nick gets to the podcast studio. (featuring the soundboard)
2022-06-3045 minThe Morning Piss PodcastWE'RE BAAAAAAACKJames' computer took a crash and the boys weren't able to podcast the last couple weeks but we're back discussing the NBA Finals among other things that have been happening since we last hungout.
2022-06-2351 minThe Morning Piss PodcastRIP Ray LiottaBefore his untimely passing, the boys recorded a podcast discussing their favorite mob movies, At the end of the episode James gives the one movie that's better than Goodfellas.
2022-06-0240 minThe Morning Piss PodcastWeekend Recap Pittsburgh and Map Room EditionThis week's episode the boys catch up on each other's weekend. James coming home from Pittsburgh while Sean and Nick spent Saturday in The Flats.
2022-05-2444 minThe Morning Piss PodcastNpro Left Early"Nobody Cares Work Harder" unless the leafs are on. James and Sean bicker about candies this episode while Npro called it a day.
2022-05-1742 minThe Morning Piss PodcastWorst Sports FansThe boys go around and list off the worst sports fans in America. (Hint: Boston comes up a lot)
2022-05-1136 minThe Morning Piss PodcastSean's Back with Batman SpoilersSean is back this week after a birthday call off (NOBODY CARES WORK HARDER) to shoot the s*** with the boys. *Spoilers for Batman in this episode as well*.
2022-05-0345 minThe Morning Piss PodcastGoth Batman vs. Incel RiddlerSPOILERS INCLUDED: James and Nick are back this week with some Batman talk. If you haven't seen the movie don't bother listening unless you want to hear why James thought it was mid.
2022-04-2644 minThe Morning Piss PodcastMount Rushmore +1 of CerealsThe boys debate the top cereals with guest and cover art designer of the podcast Walker
2022-04-1228 minThe Morning Piss PodcastMonster TrucksToday's episode the boys talk Monster Trucks among other things as they just shoot the s***
2022-04-0640 minThe Morning Piss PodcastMarch Madness Bets in HindsightIn today's episode, the boys start the episode debating Randy Moss, Jerry Rice, and Calvin Johnson, but get surprise guest Rob Werner on halfway through to talk his two favorite things, sports betting and Degrassi.
2022-03-2938 minThe Morning Piss PodcastSean and James fix AmericaToday's episode is an older archive podcast where James and Sean discuss how they would fix America after 8 beers.
2022-03-2321 minThe Morning Piss PodcastDrunk Superhero TalkSean and James end their night drunk rambling about superheroes and what power they'd want with special guest call in from Rod Hicks!
2022-03-1544 minThe Morning Piss PodcastSpread Your Wings And Keep On Flying BrotherSean goes to reddit and find's people in need of our advice.
2022-03-0833 minThe Morning Piss PodcastWild Weekend in ReviewToday's episode the boys catch each other up on their weekends, where Sean went to Winterbrite, Nick saw the Leafs play in Detroit, and James spent the weekend in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. (Portions of this convo were cut from the audio)
2022-03-0358 min2022-03-0124 minThe Morning Piss PodcastNostalgic NFL TriviaThe boys go back in time and make up a late 2000's NFL trivia episode on the fly.
2022-02-2246 minThe Morning Piss PodcastOverrated JobsThe boys discuss the jobs they find to be over and underrated in this week's episode
2022-02-1720 minThe Morning Piss PodcastHappy Valentine's Day Matt StaffordNick and James carry the podcast without Sean on Valentine's Day. They react to Sunday's Super Bowl victory for the Rams and if Burrow is the next Marino.
2022-02-151h 07The Morning Piss PodcastThe Boys fix the School SystemIn today's episode the gang discusses the problem's with today's school system and what real world lessons should be taught in the classroom.
2022-02-1022 minThe Morning Piss PodcastSomeone on Reddit's Boss Smells like PoopIn today's episode the boys give unwanted advice to random users of Reddit. (Featuring calls from two licensed dermatologists)
2022-02-0825 minThe Morning Piss PodcastFixing the OlympicsThe boys discuss ways that the world's ultimate competition can be modernized to an ever evolving society
2022-02-0330 minThe Morning Piss PodcastIshmael, Ezekiel, and Jebediah join the Gravy Train!The boys discuss how they would win over the people of their ideal cult.
2022-02-0122 minThe Morning Piss PodcastFixing the NFL Overtime Rules!BONUS Episode: In this segment we discuss better ways to decide the end of NFL games where Josh Allen might get a chance to see balls.
2022-01-2511 minThe Morning Piss Podcast#KickersMatterThe gang attempts to talk about the wild divisional round of the NFL playoffs this past weekend, but as always end up talking about the browns.
2022-01-2552 min
The Morning Piss PodcastSean and James Fix Baseball!Sean and James breakdown the problems with baseball and how to improve the game to cater to today's youth.
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