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The HexpertsHoodooBrett and Nikki discuss how African spirituality merged with the many cultures of the New World to create perhaps the most no-nonsense modern practice of magic, while never letting you forget how very white they are. Later, Brett gets quizzed on various wisdoms from frat boy cinema from American Pie to American Psycho. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2026-02-251h 07The HexpertsLove SpellsNikki and Brett discuss the undeniably questionable ethics of love spells, then tell you exactly how to do them. Later, do you believe in Abby Lee Miller? Brett does not. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2026-02-111h 12The HexpertsJohn Dee Part TwoIn our continuing exploration of the life of Dr John Dee, John experiments with alchemy, scrying, and toxic polycules. Later, find out what Brett, and Queen Elizabeth the First, think of Bridget Jones's Diary. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2026-01-261h 14The HexpertsJohn Dee Part 1Brett and Nikki discuss Dr John Dee, occultist, astronomer to Queen Elizabeth I, the original 007, and a really terrible Catholic. Later, Brett learns that not all fanfiction is about men getting pregnant on battlefields (just most.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2026-01-141h 11The HexpertsChristmas CreaturesBrett and Nikki discuss the cryptids, hags, and monsters that for centuries have made the holiday season what it is through magic, gifts, and a healthy dose of terror. Later, Brett discovers The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and its disappointing lack of polygamy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-12-241h 01The HexpertsThe Science of MagicBrett and Nikki investigate scientific studies of magic's validity, the unique biases of skeptics and believers, the health benefits of practicing witchcraft, and what Tetris, Cocaine Bear, and their childhood dentists have to do with it all. Later, get ready to fall in love with a noble after a disastrous ski trip, as Brett is forced to describe Netflix Christmas movies, and Nikki reveals which sitcom star is jealous of her. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-12-101h 16The HexpertsHekateBrett and Nikki discuss the Greek goddess of magic, her many eras, and just how spooky having three heads is. Later, we find out how Brett likes them apples, and why Kevin Smith is your biggest cheerleader. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-11-261h 00The HexpertsRobert CochraneBrett and Nikki discuss the complicated life and legacy of Robert Cochrane, father of traditional/folkloric witchcraft, ex-con, blacksmith, and world-class hater of Wicca. Later, Brett learns the difference between several cat-based girl groups and questions if a band is just a person. Who's to say? (Nikki's to say.)Content warning: (48:40-52:30) Description of anti-Semitism and suicide Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-11-121h 12The HexpertsThe DevilIs there any Devil in the craft? Is the Devil crafty at all? According to these tales of British folklore, not really. Brett tells us what Satan allegedly got up to after he fell from Heaven but before he became the suave fiddle-playing trickster of America. Later, we find out whether Tati Westbrook is a controversial Youtuber or a charming English village, and how to pronounce Nikkie, even with an E. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-10-291h 07The HexpertsThe Black PulletBrett leads us through the 'Black Pullet,' an eighteenth century grimoire that tells the tale of God's favourite magician and his questionable father figure. Later, we find out if it's time for the creators of South Park to write a new musical and if it should be about chickens. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-10-151h 09The HexpertsTarotBrett teaches us how Tarot went from a Tang Dynasty pastime, to an Italian Biblical card game, to how he makes all his money. Nikki ships gap pal salonnières. Later, Brett must decide which iconic Sex and the City character he is: Miranda, Samantha, Sarah, and Carolyn. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-10-011h 14The HexpertsGerald GardnerBrett and Nikki discuss the nitty gritty of the life of Wicca's founder, the lies he told and the even bigger lies he came up against, and how community theatre may be your gateway drug into Occultism. Later, they debate why Kill Bill is loved by gay boys and whether Channing Tatum should be under your floorboards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-09-171h 06The HexpertsCunning FolkBrett and Nikki discuss the for-profit magicians of the British Isles, how they got around witchcraft and heresy laws, and the very bad things they told women to do to fish. Later, they debate the nuances of Sabrina Carpenter's feminism and her alleged (by Brett) affair with Dwayne Douglas 'The Rock' Johnson. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-09-031h 15The HexpertsMagic of the Ancient WorldBefore Jesus came around to give us his opinion on figs, the Egyptians, Greeks, Zoroastrians, and more were all wielding the powers of magic and throwing women into rivers in their own special way. Later, Brett is forced to learn about a music festival that never existed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-08-201h 11The HexpertsSpellcraftTime, space, words, stuff. Brett and Nikki take you through the elements needed to cast a spell, and the differences between spells, wishes, prayers (for example, how much blackmail is allowed for each.) Later, much to Brett's chagrin, it's morbin' time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-08-0656 minThe HexpertsChaos MagicIs chaos magic the Fight Club of witchcraft? Were The Ramones a coven? Are Labubus an appropriate spiritual offering? Nikki and Brett discover the answer to two of these questions is 'Yes' as they dive into chaos magic, a practice focused on rejecting absolute truth, altering one's conscious to alter the world, and occasionally having some 'private time' with your doodles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-07-231h 03The HexpertsMarie Anne LenormandBrett introduces us to Marie Anne Lenormand, inspiration for one of the world's most famous oracle decks and fortune teller for France's stinkiest leaders. Later, Nikki quizzes Brett on the differences between Hollywood's favourite dark-haired beanpoles, Justin Long and Jay Baruchel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-07-0949 minThe HexpertsMonstrous WitchesBrett and Nikki talk about the otherworldly hags who have terrified the world by drowning children, paralyzing men, and grinding their teeth loudly. Later, they discuss Taylor Swift vs Kanye West and how Taylor could have prevented another famous feud, Capulet vs Montague. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-06-251h 12The HexpertsFamiliarsBrett and Nikki introduce you to Grizzell Greedygut, Little Man, Vinegar Tom, Robert the Jackis, Colin, and other little guys who assisted witches for the small price of blood from a third nipple. Later, they discuss the myth that is pap. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-06-1157 minThe HexpertsWiccaBrett and Nikki talk the history of one of the world's most famous witchcraft-based religions, whether Gerald Gardner is more homophobic than Chick-Fil-A, and which is the most problematic relationship, the Horned God and Goddess, or the Onceler and the Onceler? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-05-281h 05The HexpertsMorgan Le FayProphetess, necromancer, healer, mythical creature... some dude? Brett recounts the many figures that contributed to the creation of the legendary enchantress Morgan Le Fay, and the many ways in which she figuratively and literally boned her brother King Arthur. Later, Nikki and Brett delve into the world of your dad's favourite band, and whether the musical Tommy is really all about a magic mirror (it's not.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-05-141h 06The HexpertsThe Witches' SabbathBrett and Nikki talk the witches' Sabbath and help you decide: is it the ultimate party or a mandatory work event? Later, in discussing meme queen Haliey Welch AKA Hawk Tuah Girl, Brett discovers that athletes have last names and Nikki discovers that the Instagram gays need to be stopped. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-04-301h 09The HexpertsGranny MagicBrett explains how the oppression of the Scots-Irish led to the no-nonsense practice of mountain magic in the Appalachians and Ozarks, while Nikki assembles her own Justice League of grannies and doctors. Later, find out what American Girl doesn't want you to know about doll cosmetology. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-04-1659 minThe HexpertsHow To Train Your DemonsLearn how to summon your demon of choice as Brett and Nikki dive into the Lesser Key of Solomon, as annotated by problematic bisexual icon, Aleister Crowley, then find out what Brett's favourite Tom Cruise movie is, and whether Tom Cruise is actually in it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-04-021h 13The HexpertsCauldrons (Round Bois With Legs)Brett shares the history and myths of a witch's favourite kitchen implement. Nikki starts an MLM and writes an episode of Baywatch. Together they answer everyone's most burning question: Was the 'Where's the Beef' lady a witch? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-03-1954 minThe HexpertsWhat Even Is a Witch?Brett and Nikki come in swinging with the big questions about witchcraft. What’s the etymology of a witch? Is Kiki a witch or a UPS driver? Is a fish a witch even if it has no market value? Tune in to find out the answers, and whether Brett knows who Mike Tyson is.Cover Photo: Annie YaoTheme Song: 'Ride To The City' by The Lemming Shepherds Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-03-0551 min
Smark & FriendsSterilize the Props featuring Nikki Haggart and Annie Yao of Dungeons and DistancingShould we roll for persuasion to get you to listen, or can we just tell you how awesome Annie Yao and Nikki Haggart are? The writers, directors and co-stars of Dungeons & Distancing join us on today's podcast for a wrestling watchalong. The webseries follows a Dungeons & Dragons party not only involved in their campaign, but dealing with the inherent isolation of socially distant gaming. Giving you that context, you can probably guess who's in the match we're watching, can't you? That's right, we're watching AEW's D&D Enthusiast Brandon Cutler face off with Peter Avalon as both wrestlers continue...
2020-11-0533 min