Shows
NothingOfSubstance#38 “Laughter Yoga Just Topped Hobby Horsing As The Stupidest S*** I Have Ever Seen.”We’re talking post-sinus congestion and complaining about being sick, classy women putting up with unfunny old a**holes, the weird noises old men make, wish a natural disaster on Laughter Yoga participants, Thanksgiving, and our next guest on Monday SQUARE!
2025-11-2730 minNothingOfSubstance#37 “If You Arrest Chuck E. Cheese, Don’t Do It In Front Of The F***** Kids.”We’re talking police in Florida arresting Chuck E. Cheese, being under the weather, whatever the f*** is going on with those chicks from Wicked, annoying ways that people talk, unnecessary grocery runs, dealing with difficult family on Thanksgiving, and terrible positive chanting Indie Christian music.
2025-11-2533 min
NothingOfSubstance#36 “SomethingOfSubstance W/ Kyle Skinner”EPISODE 36 SomethingOfSubstance with an old friend. Kyle Skinner and I met in high school. I was his fierce protector, our teachers got us confused, and now Kyle is a dad being a bigger grown-up than me. We reminisce about the old times, me getting blocked by a youth pastor for claiming that I am Jesus Christ, high school shenanigans, all the times I was with him throughout his life (with picture proof), and just catching up. (Check out those Highschool photos from 2009)
2025-11-201h 10NothingOfSubstance#35 “So I Can’t Say ‘F***’ In An Instagram Comment, But A Man Can Get His F***** Hand Chopped Off?”We’re talking the weather, the creatures in the ocean, known as clams and their body parts, Thanksgiving sneaking up, the mystery of the elf on the shelf and the twin sisters with different last names, and the smell that rain makes called Geosmin, along with social block my use of the F Word but jot batting an eye to videos of people losing limbs.
2025-11-1830 minNothingOfSubstance#34 “Episode 34 and I Turned 34, This Was Not Planned.”We’re talking Chik-Fil-A, getting older, an uncovered 8th continent, a homeless woman loses her toes, remote work lingo, random online news for the day, stress can make you go deaf, and honestly just a boring ass episode.
2025-11-1329 minNothingOfSubstance#33 “He Is Very Handsome For A Mannequin, But He Cheated On His Wife.”We’re talking about the update on a woman who married a ragdoll- had 3 kids- and was cheated on by her mannequin husband, banging your knee, urinal etiquette, In-N-Out Burger, Black Friday at Starbucks, and a woman yelling on her phone in the car.
2025-11-1030 min
NothingOfSubstance#32 “… Is Your Friend” W/ Cody ChavezCody is Back!We’re talking about DRAIN’s new album dropping this Friday “… Is Your Friend,” tour shenanigans, KISS, being careful around your friends, amusement parks, nostalgia with music and childhood, understanding AI, the influence of teachers, Epitaph party this Friday for the album release, and local lore regarding rodeos.
2025-11-061h 35NothingOfSubstance#31 “Candy Corn Is The Worst Candy That Has Ever Existed.”We’re talking Halloween, Dia De Los Muertos from this year and years past, the movie Mandy with Nicholas Cage, attange encounters with what I believe is a real life witch, Barry White, and magicians making kids cry.
2025-11-0430 minNothingOfSubstance#30 "Southern Hospitality"We're talking DRAIN x Kublai Khan show at the San Jose Civic Center 10/24/2025, Downtown San Jose and San Jose State University, Marrylisa.com returns, "AI Cat videos," and much more!
2025-10-2731 minNothingOfSubstance#29 "My Dentist Was Drunk And Didn't Know Which Teeth To Pull."We’re talking about bullsh*t martial arts, drunk dentists not knowing which teeth to pull, interesting craigslist purchases including a man and his “little“ brother, and a famous UK rapper gets his girl and her mom pregnant at the same time.
2025-10-2332 minNothingOfSubstance#28 "She Had No Teeth, The Face Of A Witch, And I Pretended To Be Cross-Eyed Which Triggered Her Dementia."We’re talking a tequila tasting event where everyone got hammered, a dog escaping into bathroom stalls, a drunk 96 year old demented witch with no teeth, funerals for chickens at Trader Joe’s by a bunch of f***** idiots, paranormal activities in the country, and a haunted fair grounds experience that gave me chills down my spine.
2025-10-2134 minNothingOfSubstance#27 "SomethingOfSubstance W/ Adrian Oropeza of After The BurialWe displayed ADHD, talked about broken bones, tons of random facts that may or may not be true (Science and History), life stuff, touring as a musician, my inability to read, Adrian's allergy to penicillin, classic childhood memories, and tons more.
2025-10-161h 52NothingOfSubstance#26 “5 Tugboats & Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Stupid F***** Patagonia Jacket.”We’re talking inconsiderate groups at a restaurant, watching morons split up their tab, drunk drivers, pastors who allege they have never snorted c*caine, big church falsities, playoff baseball, and my next guest for Thursday October 16th!
2025-10-1331 minNothingOfSubstance#25 “Don’t Love Your Job, Job Your Love, Whatever The F*** That Means.”We’re talking bosses taking up your time with meetings, social media influencer charlatans, quotes that make no sense, community college douches, and narcissism as described by narcissists themselves.
2025-10-0930 minNothingOfSubstance#24 “You Don’t Hold Grudges, You Get Revenge Cause That’s The Mature Thing To Do.”We’re talking ER visits, ruining Thanksgiving after breaking my wrist as a child, seeking revenge on a receptionist, a man introduces his girlfriend to his eight s*x dolls, watching animals die at Scout Camp, and corn maze Vietnam. Our next guest will be coming up shortly on the next episode or so, stay tuned!
2025-10-0630 minNothingOfSubstance#23 “Either You Get Off, Or I’m Driving Away With You On The F****** Hood.”We’re talking interesting snack choices in the grocery store, pot roasts, a local woman’s website and billboard advertisement for men to marry her, talent show mishaps, and the beginning tales of the nameless and crazy woman who haunted me for years.
2025-10-0231 minNothingOfSubstance#22 “She Had A Walker And Dumped An Entire Diet Rootbeer On My F***** Head.”We’re talking Spirit Halloween stores, AI robots playing ping pong champion and solving Rubik’s Cube puzzles, highschool basketball, getting a diet rootbeer dumped on my head by a lady in a walker who had her drunk boyfriend try and fight me at a Taqueria, bowling league mishaps etc.
2025-09-2931 minNothingOfSubstance#21 “The Raiders Will Never Win, Because Of Their Owner’s F***** Haircut.”We’re talking humid weather, f**** up haircuts, ugly men in charge of s***, getting drafted by The Oakland Raiders, robots attacking handicapped people, pepper spray turning a self proclaimed gang member into a complete p****, Giants baseball season RIP, and Tylenol.
2025-09-2531 minNothingOfSubstance#20 “How Long Do You Have To Wait To Apply For A Dead Guy’s Job/Use Them As A Reference?”We’re talking about raising your kids to not grow up a**holes, Brett James plane crash (R.I.P.), how long you have to wait until you apply for a dead guy’s job and whether you can put them down as a reference or not, avoiding people you don’t want to see in public, faking phone calls, celebrity run ins, and why you shouldn’t try on hats in public.(THE AUDIO ON THIS ONE WAS NOT AWESOME. SORRY!)
2025-09-2230 minNothingOfSubstance#19 “He’d Steal People’s Pet Birds Off Their F***** Porch Cause He Had Dementia & Was Kinda Stoned”We’re talking September birthdays, stupid people who mane up their own theories, pumpkin spice latte runs, people blowing up restrooms and getting you blamed, people with main character syndrome on social media, real vs. crazy family, the Benihana Brawl in Torrance CA, and horny old ladies.
2025-09-1831 minNothingOfSubstance#18 “You Have This Band Tattooed On You, And You Have No Idea Who’s Even In The F***** Band.”We’re talking Costco parking lots on the weekend, oblivious cashiers with band tattoos embarrassing themselves, why you should respect gas station trash cans, chiropractic sex apparatuses in India, irresponsible dads with fireworks, and why you shouldn’t have pet monkeys.
2025-09-1530 min
NothingOfSubstanceQuick Intro: Welcome To The Show & Thank You.Just want to take a moment to introduce myself, welcome all the new folks, thank you all and give an idea of why I created this stupid little show. Thank you.
2025-09-1301 minNothingOfSubstance#17 “I Didn’t Care That She Was Blind, I Wanted To Pet That F***** Dog”We’re talking football players in college classes, dudes who walk their dogs off leash dressed like a tactical commandos, creepy middle aged men leaving comments on young women’s pictures, secretly petting a blind woman’s service dog, getting crop dusted by an evil child in a store, and farting on a 4th grade field trip in front of my teacher.
2025-09-1128 minNothingOfSubstance#16 “When You Guys Were In High School, Did Your Gym Teachers Walk Around Naked In The Locker Room?”We’re talking NFL Sunday week one and the Niners/Raiders fanbases, kids with silver teeth, making smash burgers, more fucking hiccups, gym teachers walking around nude, and the woman in Philly who stole a baseball from a child on his birthday and ended up a villain.
2025-09-0830 minNothingOfSubstance#15 “Oh My God, I Just Killed My Mom”We’re talking Shoe Palace employees, boujee shoe stores where everything is wrapped in plastic, old people tossing things out on the highway, pulling the chair from underneath my mom at dinner, older people saying embarrassing things, and a Chihuahua with a shockingly giant penis.
2025-09-0430 minNothingOfSubstance#14 “It’s Your Fault Your Kid Is Hobby Horsing”We’re talking the nightmare that is Hobby horsing, the audacity of people who say something “fun” when you slip or break something, why tennis players moan like they’re having sex, douchebag sports announcers, Vietnam Veteran uncle builds a Batmobile, and continuously harping on Gen-X.
2025-09-0229 min
NothingOfSubstance#13 "SomethingOfSubstance W/ Cody Chavez of DRAIN"Send us a textThis is our SomethingOfSubstance series. We're introducing one of my best friends, Cody Chavez to my little podcast talking about the backstory of the man many of you know as the lead guitarist for DRAIN, how we met, brief lore, history, fears and phobias, what DRAIN is up to, what's next for him and all other random fun shit. Thanks for sitting down to do my stupid little show, Cody.
2025-08-291h 11
NothingOfSubstance#12 “The Shadowboxing Spaghetti Monster Who Turned Into A Dog.”Send us a textWe’re talking white women psyched about pumpkin spice, Dairy Queen employees getting pummeled over a Butterfinger Blizzard, little league dads getting an ass whooping from an umpire, and a shadow boxing homeless man who was transformed into a dog after eating spaghetti gets the shit kicked out of him by a 15 year old girl.
2025-08-2929 min
NothingOfSubstance#13 "SomethingOfSubstance w/ Cody Chavez of DRAIN"This is our SomethingOfSubstance series. We're introducing one of my best friends, Cody Chavez to my little podcast talking about the backstory of the man many of you know as the lead guitarist for DRAIN, how we met, brief lore, history, fears and phobias, what DRAIN is up to, what's next for him and all other fun random shit. Thanks for sitting down to do my stupid little show, Cody.
2025-08-281h 11
NothingOfSubstance#11 2000Lb. Phil Collins Mexican Baby Jesus Statue Breaks The World Record”Send us a textWe’re talking drunk women entering your home unexpectedly, giant record breaking Phill Collins Baby Jesus lookalike statue in a Mexican Church, Bill Cosby’s Cosby Mystery Files tv promo, terrible chiropractors, and mistaking women fir pregnant to their face.
2025-08-2731 minNothingOfSubstance#5 “I Would Rather Have My Kid Grow Up To Be A Murderer”Send us a textWe’re talking about Galactivators, a woman marrying a full sized rag-doll, telling your Dad you are in a relationship with your car, and pepper spraying your classmates and teacher.
2025-08-2730 min
NothingOfSubstance#10 “They’re The Whitest People You Could Imagine, Trying To Speak Spanish To Dogs.”Send us a textWe’re talking adult men running through amusement parks, tricking old white people to speak Spanish to random dogs, hard-core kids getting mangled at shows, Will Smith, incredible, live performance, and people not respecting your bubble.
2025-08-2729 min
NothingOfSubstance#7 “She’s Just A Lil Old Lady, She Don’t Know No Better”Send us a textWe’re talking why old people are licking their lips all the time, sweatshirts in the heat, Letspainttv’s chaotic videos, Jocelyn, hooks and creepy organ grinder monkeys.
2025-08-2730 min
NothingOfSubstance#8 “Coyote Puppies Are Not Pets, They’re Wild Animals.”Send us a textWe’re talking oblivious young drivers, trapping coyote, puppies, trading your dog for a dirtbike, real life PokémonGo with tweakers, and how to get fired with style and class.
2025-08-2729 min
NothingOfSubstance#9 “Dude, They Have To Have Highlight Reels When You Die”Send us a textWe’re talking philanthropy and evil money plans for your enemies with the CA Lottery, cars crashing through restaurants where teaching robots have to fight, highlight reels in heaven, and rogue tires killing people.
2025-08-2729 min
NothingOfSubstance#6 “White Tupac: The Trance Channeler Guided By The Great Council Of Light”Send us a textWe’re talking Pamela the “trance channeler” guided by the great council of light, Shell gas station secret doorways, deep sea voyages, and the Zodiac Killer??? You decide.
2025-08-2730 minNothingOfSubstance#12 “The Shadowboxing Spaghetti Monster Who Turned Into A Dog”We’re talking white women psyched about pumpkin spice, Dairy Queen employees getting pummeled over a Butterfinger Blizzard, little league dads getting an ass whooping from an umpire, and a shadow boxing homeless man who was transformed into a dog after eating spaghetti gets the shit kicked out of him by a 15 year old girl.
2025-08-2729 minNothingOfSubstance#11 “2000Lb. Phil Collins Mexican Baby Jesus Statue Breaks The World Record.”We’re talking drunk women entering your home unexpectedly, giant record breaking Phil Collins Baby Jesus lookalike statue in a Mexican Church, Bill Cosby’s Cosby Mystery Files tv promo, terrible chiropractors, and mistaking women for being pregnant to their face.
2025-08-2431 minNothingOfSubstance#10 “They’re The Whitest People You Could Imagine, Trying To Speak Spanish To Dogs.”We’re talking adult men running through amusement parks, tricking old white people to speak Spanish to two random dogs, hardcore kids getting mangled at shows, Will Smith’s incredible live performance, and people not respecting your bubble.
2025-08-2329 minNothingOfSubstance#9 “Dude, They Have To Have Highlight Reels When You Die.”We’re talking philanthropy and evil money plans for your enemies with the CA Lottery, cars crashing through restaurants, nerds teaching robots how to fight, highlight reels in heaven, and rogue tires killing innocent people.
2025-08-2229 minNothingOfSubstance#4 “Since When Did The Amish Get F****** Phones?”Send us a textWe’re talking, stupid looking toupees for men, fake butts and abs, The Amish using technology, and rich a**holes on car week.
2025-08-2230 minNothingOfSubstance#8 “Coyote Puppies Are Not Pets, They’re Wild Animals.”We’re talking oblivious young drivers, trapping coyote puppies, trading your dog for a dirt bike, real life PokemonGo with tweakers, and how to get fired with style and class.
2025-08-2129 minNothingOfSubstance#7 “She’s Just A Lil Ol’ Lady, She Don’t Know No Better.”We’re talking why old people are licking their lips all the time, sweatshirts in the heat, Letspaintv’s chaotic videos, grappling hooks and creepy organ grinder monkeys.
2025-08-2030 minNothingOfSubstance#6 “White Tupac: The Trance Channeler Guided By The Great Council Of Light.”We’re talking Pamela the “trance channeler” guided by the great council of light, Shell gas station secret doorways, deep sea voyages, and the Zodiac Killer??? You decide.
2025-08-1930 minNothingOfSubstance#5 “I Would Rather Have My Kid Grow Up To Be A Murderer.”We’re talking about Galactivators, a woman marrying a full sized rag-doll, telling your Dad you are in a relationship with your car, and pepper spraying your classmates and teacher.
2025-08-1830 minNothingOfSubstance#4 “Since When Did The Amish Get F***** Phones?”We’re talking, stupid looking toupees for men, fake butts and abs, The Amish using technology, and rich a**holes on car week.
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NothingOfSubstance#3 “Cesar Milan: Robot Whisperer”We’re talking Chinese robot soccer matches, New York slang appropriation, the young workforce, soft serve, and more parking lot tweakers.
2025-08-1630 min
NothingOfSubstance#3 “Cesar Milan: Robot Whisperer”Send us a textWe’re talking Chinese robot soccer matches, New York slang appropriation, the young workforce, soft serve, and more parking lot tweakers.
2025-08-1630 min
NothingOfSubstance#2 “No, sir!”We’re talking Chat GPT lawyers, animal attacks, Australian critters, Noah’s Ark, and free jumping to your death to prove a point. These are unscripted and unedited, 30 minutes of BS. Enjoy.
2025-08-1630 min
NothingOfSubstance#2 “No, sir!”Send us a textWe’re talking Chat GPT lawyers, animal attacks, Australian critters, Noah’s Ark, and free jumping to your death. These are unscripted and unedited, 30 minutes of BS. Enjoy.
2025-08-1630 min
NothingOfSubstance#1 “The Introduction”We’re talking Prius drivers, late night tweakers in parking lots/Taqueros, Ozzy Osbourne, and common courtesy in public. These are unscripted and unedited. 30 minutes of BS. Enjoy.
2025-08-1530 min