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OnChainPoliticsEPISODE 25 - CORN OR NO CORNWe're back for another week, deciding how much or how little we would need to be paid to smear poo on our own faces. Are billionaires getting away with not paying their fair share? Or is the system just set up to allow them do dodge it? Will Rodney Tahoe negotiate his poop smearing rate, or is 90k the floor? All this and more TODAY on OCP!
2024-03-2025 minOnChainPoliticsEPISODE 24 - VOTE FOR KYLIE HALLHey folks, we're back and better than ever! Ok not really, but we are back and todays show is a fun one. We talk politics, crypto, who we're voting for and why and discover a new smoking hot, under the radar Republican presidential hopeful. All this and more, TODAY on OnChainPolitics.
2024-03-1324 minOnChainPoliticsEpisode 21 - Dead Or Alive You're Cumming With MeRoboCop is a hard R movie, but that didn't stop toy companies from marketing it to kids. Today on the show we dive deep on R rated movies from the 80s and 90s and the toys that came along with them. Now your kids can play out the murder scene with their RoboCop toys and then pretend play the cocaine that followed. We also go into porn, no surprise there. All this and more! Buy $OCP!
2024-02-2120 minOnChainPoliticsEpisode 20 - Racist Ai CopsAi is taking over the world! It started with automation, things we've all gotten used to, self-checkout at the grocery store. But now, it's taking over the arts, baking, what's next?!? We here at OCP think that Ai might very well take over law enforcement in our lifetime. The question is, will the Ai Cops of our very near future be as racist as human cops are now? Listen today to find out! buy $OCP!
2024-02-1419 minOnChainPoliticsEpisode 19 - Beloved, Marilyn Manson Is BadToday on the show, Rodney's got a rib out of place, but not because he's a Marilyn Manson fanboy. We go back to the late 90s and talk about Marilyn Manson and revisit the next civil war, again, not gonna happen. The rally is at Daytona guys, see you there. Also, is Sharia Law coming to the UK, if so how will the Brits defend themselves? Buy $OCP!
2024-02-0718 minOnChainPoliticsEpisode 17 - The Revolution Will Be TelevisedToday on the show we learn that Cocaine Dave owns guns and is being targeted by the algorithms to become a right wing extremist. We talk about the civil war all the meal team sixers out there say they want and how it'll never happen and also we accurately compare the far right to the far left, you're the SAME! All this and more, TODAY on OnChainPolitics!
2024-01-2419 minOnChainPoliticsEpisode 16 - What Might've BeenToday on the show we talk about January 6th. A monumental day for some, an embarrassing day for others, and for one woman in particular, her last day. We speculate on what might've happened if the mob of treasonous patriots got their way. All in all, regardless of your end of the spectrum, you're all the same.
2024-01-1718 minOnChainPoliticsEpisode 15 - To Quote The Mighty Mighty BosstonesToday on the show we discuss the surprising news that Rodney Tahoe IS NOT on the Epstein list. We dive into more Pedo Island News and Stephen Hawking’s fascination with LP’s. And lastly, Disney is tripling down and going even gayer and putting even more women in it. I’m sure that’ll turn it around for them. Enjoy!
2024-01-1016 minOnChainPoliticsEpisode 14 - Unfollowing Owen GreyToday on the show we talk Krystal Burgers and how many Chris Christie can fi in this mouth. Speaking of overweight Americans, we dive into their expectations on standards of living and what type of vehicle does a bigger person need? And lastly, we finally know why Rodney Tahoe's feed occasionally features trans porn. Tune in and enjoy
2024-01-0316 minOnChainPoliticsEpisode 13 - Harvard's Gone WokeShould society stop transgenderism? Is it ok to be Jewish AND go to an Ivy League School? Will Gunther Eagleman do a Gunther's Gun commercial with us? And finally, should we let Italians into America? All this and more, TODAY on OCP!
2023-12-2719 minOnChainPoliticsEpisode 12 - Cooking With HitlerToday on the show we discuss our doppelgängers, Victor Shi and how far up Joe Biden's ass he is. We go extra deep on WW2 and how we would've handled it. And what about Adolf Hitler? Was he a good cook? Who's to say? Finally, what are the military aged Chinamen doing at our border? Are they here to escape China, or do they want to overthrow America? All this and more, everything is true!
2023-12-2019 minOnChainPoliticsEpisode 11 - No PoliticsToday on the show we go deep on politics...Just kidding! We talk about Rodney's local convenience store and their wide selection of products, producer Tug Johnson has the runs and finally, Disney... All this and more! Everything is true!
2023-12-1325 minOnChainPoliticsEpisode 10 - With Apologies to Rachel LevineToday on the show we talk Tomi Larhen, she's making a list...of Jews?? Stay tuned for more. Also today we talk about how much hotter republican women are than democrat women. Look no further than health secretary Rachel Levine, seriously ick. Finally today, speaking of Ms. Levine, we learn that Rodney Tahoe's got a thing for trans porn. Enjoy the show, everything is true!
2023-12-0626 minOnChainPoliticsEpisode 9 - Judges Are People TooToday on the show we discuss Laura Loomer and her smelly snatch, we discuss the American judicial system and all the bullshit entitlement that comes with it. We dive deep into a personal story from Rodney Tahoe about being in court and finally drunk driving rednecks in the 1980s. Tune in, everything is true!
2023-11-2921 minOnChainPoliticsEpisode 8 - Covid Mask Story ArcToday on the show, we discuss topics that we’ve never discussed before, our personal politics, Trumps favorite sex position, and how masking went from the responsible thing to do to the Maga hat of the left.
2023-11-2223 minOnChainPoliticsEpisode 7 - Camping With Jim JordanToday on the show we discuss Gavin Newsom's cuck fetish, Ronald Reagans perspective on the current state of the world and finally we dive deep on Jim Jordan and whether or not he'll touch you on a camping trip.
2023-11-1519 minOnChainPoliticsEpisode 6 - Tehran Terry's Toyota of PalestineToday on the show we cover Biden's sloppy pullout of Afghanistan and how that ties to our current mess. We also announce a new Pixar movie and tease a future commercial short for our dedicated followers. Finally we cover Senator Ted Cruz and what huge piece of shit he is. Texas do better.
2023-11-0822 minOnChainPoliticsEpisode 5 - Non Binary Shirt SizesToday on the show we catch up on the latest news about Kevin McCarthy's cage and what Marjorie has to say about it. We also discuss Biden's Big Beautiful Border Wall and how Ukraine is going to pay for it. Last up we've got a new segment, OCP Solves A Problem. Please like, subscribe and share.
2023-11-0120 minOnChainPoliticsEpisode 4 - Huge and Heavy TooWelcome to episode 4! Today we discuss AOC's willingness to outdo Boebert at the theater, Ron Desantis' jumbo sized campaign donor and Vice President Kamala Harris...she's something isn't she?
2023-10-2517 minOnChainPoliticsEpisode 3 - Rodney Thunberg TahoeToday on the show, Rodney Tahoe is coming to terms with his remarkable resemblance to Greta Thunberg. We discuss whether or not Don Jr and Hunter Biden are secret best friends, if they're not they should be. Finally we dive deep into a subject everyone in the world of politics is talking about...Did Tom Hanks' character in the movie "Big" get taken advantage of by an adult woman, or was it consensual? You be the judge.
2023-10-1819 minOnChainPoliticsEpisode 2 - Marry PeggingWelcome back to episode 2 of the OCP podcast! Kevin McCarthy has more trouble on his plate then they're telling you. This episode was recorded at a time when a total government shutdown seemed imminent. Also today we cover the Canadian SS and OCP officially says goodbye to immortal vampire Dianne Feinstein.
2023-10-1117 minOnChainPoliticsEpisode 1 - Press Your Mons, Get A Bigger DickIts here! Our official launch show! Starting off with episode one, Cocaine Dave and Rodney Tahoe discuss Lauren Boeberts world class cans and over the pants hand jibbers. We also discuss Lindsay Graham and whether he's a top or a bottom. Rand Paul's sexy red robe comes up near the end before we finally spill the beans on some enormous news about Vitalik Buterin!
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