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What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 154: New Cream Pants DestroyedWhat’s Wrong with the gift that ruined Orny’s white pants? Orny’s podcast is delayed because someone is late. Why you should be prepared to do everything in your life. What’s wrong with autotune singing, Orny’s new mug, copper cable thieves, asking people where they are from and why are people being attacked with syringes in France.2025-06-2648 minWhat's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 140: Los Angeles is BurningMy home, my story, the LA fires. And what’s wrong with Orny Adams trying to vacation.2025-01-231h 03What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 124: Jason Ellis is RawWarning this episode of What’s Wrong with Orny Adams contains conversations with my guest about sex, drug use, violence, death, suicidal thoughts, incest, molestation and skateboarding. Please be aware my guest is very open and raw and frank about his experiences. As a podcaster, journalist, conversationalist, I felt it was my responsibly to let him tell his story, at times uninterrupted. Please proceed with caution. This episode is not for everybody.2024-08-291h 36What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 123: Snake HipsWhat’s Wrong with people that can’t keep their pants up? Maybe they have “Snake Hips,” like Orny. Orny gets attacked live on his podcast by a wasp and how one day we might be attacked by farm bred Octopuses. Orny shares his Carl’s Jr. commercial from 1990s. And what’s going on with the Brown Pelicans that keep dying in California?2024-08-221h 00What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 118: My Possessed PlantWhat’s Wrong with a plant that can move itself? It is impossible without the hand of the paranormal. The business of dying and why Orny should be in your will. Orny expresses at the end he wants to be digitally erased. Never be late for an Orny show part 2. And what’s wrong with seniors having sex, Foghorn Leghorn, John Lennon’s watch and $4 finds at thrift stores?
2024-06-2846 minWhat's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 106: Howie MandelComedian Howie Mandel is raw, honest and revealing as he joins Orny Adams on this episode. You won’t want to miss any of this conversation.2024-03-191h 42What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 105: Stove Repair FraudWhat’s Wrong with people that should NOT be repairing stoves! This episode Orny is enraged with his stove repairman and people putting their dog shit in his trashcan. And What’s Wrong with parents paying for their adult kids? Orny discusses the Military Challenge Coin a fan gave him and a happy follow up to Orny’s broken printer. 2024-03-121h 03What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 103: Comedian Vs. Profiler.What’s Wrong with Orny calling 911 again!? Listener favorite and former FBI Profiler Jim Clemente is back to discuss important issues like Orny’s broken printer, how do serial killer wives not see the signs and what is happening with all this police body cam footage. Orny discusses how you can diagnose disease from someone’s bad breath.2024-02-141h 16What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 99: Wrap It Up!It happened to Bruce Springsteen, it happened to Buddy Guy and it happened to Orny Adams. What’s Wrong with telling the act to get off stage? What’s Wrong with Orny’s Lithuanian joke? Orny reads and reacts to fan emails and discusses Jack his 99 year old fan who came to a recent show.2023-12-201h 09What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 96: Death Cap Mushroom MurdersWhat’s wrong with using poisonous mushrooms to kill three people? Jim Clemente is back to discuss! Jim and Orny debate “Free Will” and fans that insist on knowing if Orny is doing new material when they come see another show. Also, Orny is annoyed by a Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf contest and might sue.2023-11-091h 19What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 90: Tara PalmeriTara Palmeri is Orny’s guest this week. What’s wrong with the United States Military using nazis to help us conduct LSD experiments on our own soldiers? Orny investigates with investigative reporter and podcaster Tara Palmeri. Was Jeffrey Epstein murdered? Also, what’s wrong with how people watch stand up comedy and what’s wrong ordering food to go these days. Orny will tell you!2023-09-0454 minWhat's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 79: Joe Matarese FixedOrny welcomes comedian and friend Joe Matarese to Big Yellow. They discuss the missteps they made in their careers and how they have evolved beyond them. What did Joe really think about Orny when they were working together 20 years ago in NYC? And then Joe shares his story about auditioning for America’s Got Talent. And what’s wrong with sitting alone at the bar at a restaurant- ask Orny!2023-05-031h 15What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 78: GodfreyOrny welcomes comedian and loyal friend Godfrey to Big Yellow. Orny finally shares the video of him messing up the closing number at Cirque Du Soleil. But first they discuss the TV show they developed together 20 years ago in NYC. And they answer what’s a better comedy city New York or LA? Also what’s wrong with typos and when auto correct changes “Itin” to “Iron” and how this lead to Orny getting a new clothes steamer. 2023-04-241h 28What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 76: Stranger’s LoveOrny reads excerpts from a 35 page chat conversation between an Orny fan and an Orny Catfisher. Orny objects to how he poorly he portrays him. What’s Wrong with how people communicate with technology? Orny goes after all these shingles commercials trying to scare us after we are already scared watching the news.2023-03-3153 minWhat's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 75: Close CallWhat’s Wrong with flying these days? Orny shares what almost went tragically wrong when his airplane almost collided with another on the runway in Sarasota last month. It is now being investigated by the NTSB and FAA. What is the difference between MORPHINE and MORE PHINE? Did Orny’s rewrite of the classic sitcom make it funnier? Only Orny would spend time re-editing an episode of the Golden Girls from 1990.2023-03-1646 minWhat's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 73: Teen Wolf’s Holland RodenFor the first time Orny interviews a fellow cast member from the Teen Wolf series. Holland Roden is among the elite cast members that was there on day one and made it through the entire series. Like Orny! After knowing each other for over 10 years, Orny learns Holland is a minimalist, lived the van life, is from Dallas, and her brother is a rock climber. Orny and Holland discuss, in the pouring rain, not only Teen Wolf and the possibility of a sequel to the new hit movie but in general What’s Wrong with the world. And everybody pl...2023-02-271h 19What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 70: There's Been An ArrestThe conversation continues between comedian Orny Adams and former FBI Profiler Jim Clemente. Now that there has been an arrest in the Idaho murders, they have a serious and frank discussion about crime and specifically the the profile of the Idaho murders. But first, What’s wrong with with customer service and all these follow up surveys, these charges that just appear on our credit cards, would Orny be happy if his dream came true?2023-01-121h 04What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 69: Cirque du OrnyWhat’s wrong with pranking kids on Christmas? A LOT! What’s wrong with holiday parties at comedy clubs and why would you ever want to be a fly on the wall just to overhear a conversation? What’s wrong with overused expressions? A LOT! And at the end, Orny discusses his experience as part of the cast of Cirque de Soleil in Las Vegas and how he screwed up the entire closing number when he missed his cue.2022-12-2654 minWhat's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 62: Bobby LeeOrny and Bobby hash it out. What really happened in South Africa when Bobby got mugged? What’s wrong with Orny not working at the Comedy Store? And what’s wrong with creating conflict with other comedians… and dating apps and why will people like Orny and Bobby never find love on them? Bobby tells Orny what he really thought of him early on and how he feels he was misrepresented in the documentary. Finally does Bobby even like doing stand up comedy?2022-10-031h 15What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 61: Orny and Ken Repair ThingsWhat’s wrong with Orny’s new longe chair? Orny’s had enough with physical therapists but sees the light with on-line trolls. Orny discusses his broken toilet, broken chair, the broken system of returning items to a big box store. And what’s wrong with approaching Orny when he’s on the phone. Also discussed the “House of Hammer” documentary.2022-09-211h 02What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 60: My Broken Lounge ChairGuest, comedian, friend and great complainer Ben Gleib joins Orny on this episode. What’s wrong with buying a replica Eames lounge chair and not the more expensive original? Orny tells the story how he ended up on his back. Orny and Ben go over everything that is wrong with their worlds. Why can’t Orny get the correct episode number right (and he’s sober!) Also, watch Ben’s new comedy special “The Mad King” on youtube now.2022-08-181h 05What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 59: Game Recognize GameRuben Paul, comedian and friend, joins Orny Adams for an inspired “What’s Wrong” chat. And let me tell you something — he ready! However, our conversation is ambushed when comedian and friend Godfrey calls on video chat. Reuben opens up about his parents and growing up in LA. Find out “What’s Wrong” when Orny ran into Kevin Hart at Nordstrom’s and learn what famous comedian used to live in the same building as Orny in NYC. Also, Orny is out of knee surgery with a few stories.2022-08-021h 40What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 58: Recycled Toilet WaterWhat’s wrong with wool hats, green bananas and of course the plan to recycle toilet water to drink? Viewers reflecting on the Paul McCartney story in episode 57 point out What’s Wrong with Orny. What’s wrong with people asking you “What did you think” or telling you that “You’re better than this?” Orny discusses his upcoming knee surgery and that bitch Brenda. And the episode ends with the dissection of two recent stand up clips from Orny’s shows.
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What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 54: The Avocado TheoryWhat can you tell from an avocado? What’s wrong with Orny Adams this week… RIP Dave, motivational speakers and what can we learn from Theodore Roosevelt. And Orny welcomes back Harland Williams for a quick chat about plastic dolls and sea turtles.2022-06-0350 minWhat's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 46: Mom’s New iPhoneWhat’s Wrong with mom’s new iPhone? I'm suddenly an Apple technician! What’s wrong with those free hotel shampoo and conditioners, getting take out food, Russia invading Ukraine, getting reimbursed for home covid tests from your insurance company? And meet your new rugby commentator-- Orny Adams.2022-02-1746 minWhat's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 42: Burial InsuranceWhat’s wrong with bills after you’re dead? And eating out these days… what’s wrong with that? So much. Orny reads your mail. And the discussion about his comedy career continues. Also, who steals a microwave from a hotel room? Orny's video on TikTok.2021-12-1750 minWhat's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 39: I’m a FishermanWhat’s Wrong with Orny fishing? Orny hooks himself fishing in Florida while doing a “How to Fish” video. Then Orny is caught in Florida wearing the same T-shirt as the kid mannequin in the ABC store in Hawaii. Recaps of Orny on the road from Florida to Hawaii. Find out why the Yankees Suck. And finally a new 90 Day Fiancé recap and what’s wrong with Orny playing Football.2021-10-2243 minWhat's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 37: Control What You Can ControlOrny interviews FBI hostage negotiator Chris Voss. Orny is convinced his wife is trying to poison him and he’s not even married. And what’s wrong with Orny and his inability to take his own advice?2021-09-021h 29What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 36: Who’s On?Orny takes us from Nashville to Los Angeles. What’s wrong with party buses in Nashville and what if you have no friends. Orny announces his new show launching this week.2021-08-2451 minWhat's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 35: Understanding Astronauts That MumbleWhat’s wrong with astronauts that don’t articulate? Orny introduces you to some of his fans and one is an astronaut that not only has been in space but also at Orny’s show Saturday night. Far out is right! Will NASA fix Orny’s Shasta AC? Some more acting tips. Why it is OK to tell Orny he is gaining weight… and finally what’s wrong with calling someone insane.2021-08-121h 12What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 31: A Three Martini… PodcastHow a broken martini glass derailed Orny’s week. What’s wrong with having an odd number of glassware? Orny declares his intentions if someone freaks out on a plane. Orny breaks down a discussion between Bill Maher and Quentin Tarantino. And what’s wrong with spending a weekend in Bridgeport, CT. A lot.2021-06-281h 16What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 29: I Started a PatreonOrny receives the wrong item from Amazon and the driver asks him for a tip. What’s wrong with flavored crackers, door to door Bible salesmen and why is technology so overwhelming and ruining our lives? And at the end Orny responds to listener’s video submissions about stand up comedy.2021-06-081h 25What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 24: Tripping Off On Some TripOrny’s return to stand up comedy. Nothing wrong with that! John Lennon’s warning about false idols. Orny’s second vaccine shot. And why is bowling trending on Twitter?2021-04-141h 04What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 22: Falsely Apologizing and Falsely AccusedOrny welcomes guest Pablo “Morbid” Vergara who was falsely accused of murder and featured in the Netflix doc “The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel.” Orny goes off on all these fake, form letter like, clearly publicist written apologies public personas are making daily. And what’s wrong with people needing to do an activity while talking on the phone. Orny answers a fan letter on how to overcome writer’s2021-03-121h 48What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 21: In the Pod TonightWhat’s Wrong with Orny Adams turns 21 and this is a celebration! Orny welcomes comedian Gary Cannon for pizza, drinks and tipsy “what’s wrong” observations on social media influencers, the HBO documentary “Fake Famous” and the messy love life of rocker Phil Collins.2021-03-041h 44What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 19: Midgees Be Damned and Grandma Got ScammedOrny goes to war with Tootsie Roll over the branding name Midgees. Get a complete education on What’s Wrong with Tootsie Rolls. And then Orny interviews Lynn Rothman who was a victim or what the FBI calls a Grandparent Scam. And to close things out Orny yells at another episode of 90 Day Fiancé.2021-02-041h 42What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 18: How to Spot a Fake Orny AdamsOrny goes over the sleazy tactics and poor grammar scammers use in fake Orny Adams social media accounts. Then he fantasizes about sharing a mammogram of his brain with women at a quiet bar. Orny takes us on a tour of his beer fridge and how he forgets to turn it on after the podcast ends. Also discussed… can you trust compliments from our peers? And what’s wrong with Costco and how you sign up for their membership program.2021-01-241h 25What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 17: You’re Not Invited to My BeachIs life an accident or by design? Find out why Orny’s not invited to this one beach. Also on this episode Orny watches Spanish TV. And what’s wrong with plastic produce bags, stair lifts for old people and Bitcoin.2021-01-221h 12What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 16: Drug Dealing, Kidnapping and DumbquatsOrny welcomes guest Jason who tells his story or smuggling pot over the Canadian boarder and the details of his own kidnapping. But first, Orny loses it over another ill fated purchase of kumquats yells and then yells at his TV watching live coverage of someone getting a vaccine shot. 2021-01-141h 57What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 15: Throwback Episode with Tom GreenFind out how Tom Green got Orny Adams kicked off the TV show Comic’s Unleashed. And Orny discusses opening acts with comedian Jamie Kennedy and Tom. The 15th episode of WWWOA welcomes friend and comedian Tom Green to my Shashta studio Big Yellow. This was recorded back in February 2020, before eight feet apart was required, before we all lost our minds. Orny and Tom discuss the journey of life, creating comedy, and listen to a clip of rabid Teen Wolf fans that could not believe I was in Royal Oak, MI.2020-12-311h 30What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 14: On Trial for Stealing a Lemon and Chasing PerfectionOrny is accused of stealing a lemon and is forced to confess. Also, does perfectionism help or hurt an artist? Orny discusses Bruce Springsteen and how he got away with chasing perfection. Other topics on this episode; what if Jesus was born on December 30th, what’s wrong with the group name the Bee Gees and how comedy is like disco. And finally, a frustrated Orny yells at his TV twice on this episode of WWWOA.2020-12-281h 56What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 11: I’m Starting a CultShould empathy be taught in school? When Orny gets lonely you can find him on the “Buddy Bench” of life. Orny declares that he would never fall for what draws people into cults. Why do people conform so much? Also on the show Part 1 of an update on Steven Alan Green. And Orny responds to a listener’s request to discuss EXPLODING HEAD SYNDROME.2020-12-171h 31What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 10: I Was Suspected of ArsonOrny Adams, comedian, arson suspect reveals what arsonist sometimes do after they set a fire. Orny interviews an Uber driver about fighting fires and his dream of being an arson investigator. Also, Orny yells at his TV during an SNL promo and then he recaps the season premier of reality show “90 Day Fiancé.”2020-12-101h 15What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 9: Big Shout Out to the LordOrny explains why you might be watching crappy comedy. And should we clone Orny? Also on this episode, part 2 of Orny yells at his TV, then he takes us along an insomnia fueled documentary review of Lord Lucan doc, and he also examines the closing of NYC record store Other Music. That and so much more.2020-12-031h 00What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 8: A Very Thankful Thanksgiving EpisodeOrny yells at his TV, gives a lesson on Pangolins, then he reviews the new Belushi documentary and finally discusses the misinformation around the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster and why it is relevant today. This is Orny’s annual very special Thanksgiving WWWOA episode.2020-11-261h 07What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 7: Your Baby Ruined My DayOrny’s friend Paul has a baby and that sets him off. Orny is frustrated with Cable On Demand and explains what is wrong with that. The 2011 documentary “Bully” is deconstructed and reviewed. And finally Orny plays a pre-Covid interview he did with comedy club owner Les McCurdy from November 2019.2020-11-191h 02What's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 6: I’m at the Wrong AirportOrny flies into the wrong airport for a show and takes us along the journey. Along the way he runs into the first WWWOA podcast listener. He discusses doing a show during covid behind a glass wall. And Orny discusses a potential Covid vaccine and dumb political conspiracies people buy into.2020-11-1349 minWhat's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 5: Carry on Kansas Violinist Robby SteinhardtOrny opens up about his teeth and George Washington’s. Then Orny and violinist/vocalist Robby Steinhardt from the band Kansas (Dust in the Wind, Carry on Wayward Son) talk about the road and what it takes to develop as an artist. And finally Orny discusses the validity of Dad jokes.2020-11-0553 minWhat's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 4: What Can We Believe Anymore?Orny discusses idiots yelling through their masks, NOT selling TV shows and other projects which he will reveal on a future podcast, his new iPhone 12 and how Apple messed up. Orny welcomes guest Steven Green who opens up about his lifelong battle with depression and Hollywood.2020-10-3051 minWhat's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 2: Goin' HomeOrny returns to Boston to surprise his family and celebrate Thanksgiving outdoors before it gets too cold. Hear how he pulled it off. And what it’s like traveling during covid. Orny also discusses the dangers of kids and gaming and how he found inspiration in the Jim Allison documentary “Breakthrough.”2020-10-2742 minWhat's Wrong With Orny AdamsWWWOA 1: No RulesOrny pops on the mic and explains how he refuses to work within the system anymore. “No rules” equals freedom. He sets the tone for What’s Wrong with Orny Adams and what listeners can expect— NOTHING.2020-10-2612 minWhat's Wrong With Orny AdamsTrailerWelcome to What's Wrong with Orny Adams 2020-10-2501 min
Brain NoiseEditing my new one hour Special (out soon)
While editing my new one hour special, Dave (the editor) makes a sweeping admission that will shock the world... and his wife. Special will be out later this year.
Orny Adams Brain Noise2010-01-2200 minBrain NoiseSirius XM ad (alternate version unseen) with Elvis, Richard Pryor, Michael Jordan, Howard SternThis version aired just one time and got pulled for some reason.Orny Adams Brain Noise2009-11-3000 minBrain NoiseTarget owes me 3 bucks!I feel much better now that I have made this vlog.Orny Adams Brain Noise2009-08-1900 minBrain NoiseThe adventures of Orny and Ashley Hamilton on Dancing with the StarsMy good friend Ashley Hamilton will be following in his fathers dance steps as a contestant on the new season of Dancing with the Stars. Ashley has asked for my help. Watch the adventure as I help him every step of the way on DancingWithAshley.com.Orny Adams Brain Noise2009-08-1800 minBrain NoiseThe potbelly is in!FINALLY!Can you imagine my elation when I came upon this article in The New York Times?Orny Adams Brain Noise2009-08-1600 minBrain NoiseThese two songs make NO sense to me STILL!This is an experiment gone horribly wrong. I am warning you-- this video sucks. I am partially embarrassed to even post it. But I am. Spend the next two minutes doing something else unless you want to help me understand why I am even posting this. I couldn't get these two songs, from my childhood, out of my head.Orny Adams Brain Noise2009-07-0200 minBrain NoiseDancing with the Stars: Steve Wozniak founder of Apple and the Two StepI finally broke down and started watching Dancing with the Stars-- but for one reason-- to watch Apple Computer founder and super super geek Steve Wonziak. THIS is entertainment. But watch the hypocrisy I have uncovered in the computer world. Apple, and believe me nobody drinks the Apple kool-Aid more than me, is lying to us!Orny Adams Brain Noise2009-03-1900 minBrain NoiseIndustrial CarpetingUgly industrial carpeting-- need I say more. Well maybe.Orny Adams Brain Noise2009-02-0400 minBrain NoiseDutch E. Adams energy planPlease support this guy's energy plan.I wrote this concept and then brought it to my friends Adam McKay and Chris Henchy over at funnyordie.com. They got me connected with Lauren Palmigiano who set the whole thing up. (Thank you Lauren!) It was edited by the very talented Drew Antzis. This is the end result.The original ending was written as such-- to include a celebrity but for this one-- but that was not in the cards for this one. Here is what I had in my noisy brain. Orny walks...2008-10-2300 minBrain NoiseThe truth behind Napoleon and WaterlooAn ad in the LA Times today reveals the reason behind Napoleon's career ending loss at Waterloo.Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-10-2100 minBrain NoiseYour weekly mishmash 10-10-08Here's everything rattling around inside my brain this week.Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-10-1000 minBrain NoisePalm Springs Shower ShockerA shower taught me something about myself.Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-10-0200 minBrain NoiseOutraged badminton fans speak out!Unbeknownst to me and most of the world (the sane world) there is a group of ardent, outspoken, defensive, devoid of senses of humor badminton fanatics... that are outright mean at times. There is no joking about badminton with these people-- it is their religion. I discovered this when I posted a video questioning the validity of badminton as an Olympic event. And for those of you that know me, it was done with a wink. But now it is on! Here is my reaction to their unrealistic reaction.You'll be shocked to discover what was an Olympic...2008-08-2700 minBrain NoiseMy Really Super Super TuesdayDreams can come true. Look who called me to get out and vote for Obama.
Orny Adams Brain Noise
BrainNoise is comedian Orny Adams firing off the top off his head. Get your weekly Noise. Watch as Orny tackles topics from his personal life, current events, (not so current events), and politics.2008-08-2023 minBrain NoiseBadminton an Olympic Sport?I was forced to play badminton at camp. I never took it seriously. Never thought it was sport. Is it?Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-08-1300 minBrain NoiseObama The Arugula ManI didn't realize liberals were such wimps until I really sat down to think about it... here are my thoughts followed by Obama's latest campaign ad.Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-08-0800 minBrain NoiseKidney transplants and STOP charging us to check luggageI'm up in San Francisco for a wedding and to do a benefit for a friend who is uninsured and defaulting on a kidney transplant. Of course my flight was delayed AGAIN. I am now booking myself on airlines that do not charge for luggage. Delta JUST doubled it's fee to check luggage. It is getting absurd. Two weeks ago an airline charged me to use the reading light. ( It is almost getting that bad.) JUST RAISE THE PRICE OF THE TICKETS!Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-08-0100 minBrain NoiseUncontained Laughter: The Stolen SandwichHigh crimes in Malibu. This is what happens when men act like boys. We stole some cute girl's sandwich to get her attention. It didn't work. But we got a huge laugh out of it. The clip may get a little confusing as a few other people come and go-- ignore them. Enjoy the laughter.Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-07-2800 minBrain NoiseI divide the world again... with my hairI get countless (about six) emails a year about my hair. It seems to be of concern to many of you (six a year). Some love it and some insist that I cut it. And to those six people (two are my parents and one is my sister) I dedicate this vlog. And then some don't say anything until I decide to cut it and then say, "It's about time." They're content letting me walk around looking stupid in their opinion. Good friends.So... here is a vlog about my hair and why I'm getting it cut. I...2008-06-2700 minBrain NoiseNYC vlog #3: June 25, 2008Here is my final blog about my trip to NYC... well I have one more of me heading home to edit. I have 3 more to edit as matter of fact... so stay tuned. I greatly shortened this one-- I had all these clips of me running around from club to club, but it started to feel a bit self congratulatory. So I just put together some of my musings and amusing observations. Here is some more of me bumping into the world.Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-06-2600 minBrain NoiseNYC vlog #2: June 20, 2008More adventures in the city. I shot a blog and it all got deleted on my camcorder. I am off to find a NEW coffee shop. Enjoy.Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-06-2000 minBrain NoiseNYC vlog #1: June 17, 2008Here is my horrendous flight detailed and my first morning back in NYC back in the old-- neighborhood captured on tape. Caught my old doorman and mailman and of course Gay Al. That is what everybody calls him. He has been a fixture on the block FOREVER and lives in a rent controlled place for like $45 a month. And you have to be very gay in the west village to be the one on the block they call GAY. (That's what Vinnie the mailman tells me.) Off to explore the city.Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-06-1700 minBrain NoiseGrand Old F**KI knew something was bothering me but I couldn't figure it out. And then I just started to sing... and the collective frustration streamed out of me. I'm sure I missed something...Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-04-2400 minBrain NoiseMe inside THE INSIDERThis is my latest piece for The Insider TV show...Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-04-0500 minBrain NoiseMy first fashion show for Entertainment TonightEntertainment Tonight sent me into one of the most uptight cultures -- the world of fashion-- and I couldn't take it seriously at all. Some girl named Lauren Conrad from the MTV reality show "The Hills" was showing her new line of clothing. So I interviewed her and her friends from the show. And tried to have some fun. The real champ was Lisa Rinna from "Dancing With The Stars" -- she rocks!Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-03-1900 minBrain NoiseTips for going missing and avoiding getting killedAs sometimes happens in my comedy, the funny is lost in a serious message I am compelled to get out. I believe wholeheartedly every word and premise I postulate in this piece... but topics of death and missing children are inflammatory to say the least. I am just the messenger. This has long frustrated me and I have never been able to make my thoughts work on stage... as is evident from the few clips including in this piece. You can hear the uneasy laughter. I dedicate this blog to all the missing or murdered people that do not get...2008-03-1000 minBrain NoiseChasing paparazzi chasing Britney-- my new Entertainment Tonight piece...I almost died and got beat up on this one... so enjoy.Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-03-0600 minBrain NoiseET assignment: My ride along with paparazzi chasing BritneyYesterday I spent all day chasing Britney Spears and other celebrities on assignment for Entertainment Tonight. It's not a glamorous job. I went in there thinking I could make a funny piece-- but these guys DO NOT JOKE around. And they let you know you are an outsider. I rode with Craig Williams from Hollywood.tv and he was very kind to me. It's a controversial job and their position is twofold: stars like Britney WANT to be shot (she does roll down her window at times to let them get a clear shot) and if the public didn't have...2008-03-0200 minBrain NoiseOrny at Oscars party for Entertainment TonightRight now I am on the front page of ET online. If I somehow move to lower on the page-- here is the permanent link. Orny Adams at The OscarsOrny Adams Brain Noise2008-02-2600 minBrain NoiseBrain Noise announcement.... Orny partners with CBSI have been keeping quiet about this. But I have partnered with CBS to create some Brain Noise type content. My first video will be up later today at ETonline.com.Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-02-2500 minBrain NoiseOrny vs The PandaI'm out of the viral game! Done. What was supposed to be an exciting event in my life... having a video featured on the front page of Myspace.com turned into a harsh reality and wake up call for me. Watch and learn.Other names for this blog could be:• Panda’s ass more interesting than me• Panda Butt 235,512 --- Orny’s Butt 6,986• Orny vs Panda. Panda wins pants down• Panda video is even better the third time you watch it• Why video blogging sucks• In the cyber world I am a loser2008-02-2200 minBrain NoiseMy lunar eclipse experienceWell I did it. I went out and looked at this lunar eclipse that everybody kept insisted I go see. The next one is in 2010. But what I wanted to see... I didn't see...Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-02-2100 minBrain NoiseHappy Valentine's Day Gary ColemanGary Coleman brought us so much joy and laughter in the 80s... and then things got tough for him. But this Valentine's Day he is the happiest man in the world. And I'm happy for him!Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-02-1400 minBrain NoiseZoo in Palm Desert, CAJust a quick update from my trip to Palm Desert, CA. I never intended to become the animal correspondent-- but this apparently is the direction my career has taken me. This morning I went to the zoo and was reminded of that deadly tiger attack at the San Francisco Zoo. (Go full volume on this clip.)Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-02-1300 minBrain NoiseLipstick Jungle... did you miss it?There was a major TV event this week. The premier of Lipstick Jungle and NBC gave the new show the all out push. I doubt you missed it. But in case you did... here is my play by play of the minutes leading up to the premier.Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-02-0900 minBrain NoiseDogs NOT on LeashesI have a slight fear of dogs running up to me... this is my story. This is one vlog I really wish I could watch individually with each of you-- it's fun to me-- and I would love to see your reaction. Enjoy. And spread the Noise.OaOrny Adams Brain Noise2008-02-0600 minBrain NoiseThe Real Superbowl Losers...The biggest losers had to be the AD AGENCIES. Some of the worst ads I have ever seen. I was going to review the best ads, but I can not even think of one! I’m really sorry that this technology that can make babies look like they’re talking came along. Now it’s in all these commercials. Talking babies are stupid. Babies can’t talk, and if they could they wouldn’t be talking about E Trades. They have more pressing issues like why is there a scary clown at my party? Because of such a dis...2008-02-0400 minBrain NoiseSteve Martin Book ReviewThe Orny Book Club is back with a strong recommendation for Steve Martin's "Born Standing Up." And here is some suggestive read from my blog ComedyWonk.com: "How to be upstaged by a star like Robin Williams."Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-02-0300 minBrain NoiseMy Superbowl Essay 2008Symbols and reminders of the Superbowl are everywhere. Did you know that watching the game can be dangerous?Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-02-0100 minBrain NoiseThe Most Unbelievable Thing Happened to MeThis is an absolute first for me. And yes, I am bragging.Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-01-3100 minBrain NoiseThe People Problem... Not Housing ProblemIs there a really a housing crisis or is it a people crisis?Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-01-2900 minBrain NoiseRain rain go away...We have had more rain this week in Los Angeles than we had all last year-- or they lied to us on the news. Either way... CUE THE MUDSLIDES! Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-01-2700 minBrain NoiseHeath Ledger, The Real TragedyMy thoughts on what we need to know and what we deserve to know about Heath Ledger's death. And in a rare moment I discuss sports.Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-01-2500 minBrain NoiseQ & A with Oa (Round #1)You asked. I answered. Q & A round #1.Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-01-2500 minBrain NoiseShame of Using CouponsMaybe I'm the only one a little self conscious about using coupons in stores... maybe not. Talking about coupons and rebates on this one.Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-01-2200 minBrain NoiseThe New BRAIN NOISE Banner... and WhyBrain Noise has gone BIG TIME with its own banner. This is how I spent half my my weekend. And now I am going to waste half my morning shaving... I hate shaving... watch and learn why...OaOrny Adams Brain Noise2008-01-2200 minBrain NoiseHow much bigger are sales receipts going to get?This is a VIDEO BLOG that was inspired by a HUGE, waste of paper, sales receipt I got shopping at CVS pharmacy. I didn't even get to touch upon those ridiculous scrolls you get when you shop at an electronics store. One receipt I got was so big it had a trunk.OaOrny Adams Brain Noise2008-01-2100 minBrain NoiseFIRE SALE: A bad time to advertise (on the internet)Orny Adams Brain Noise2008-01-1900 min