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Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark tangles Rob's kite in a tree, Rob smacks Mark in the junk with a crowbarMark runs screaming because Rob is smacking him in the nuts with a crowbar. Mark might've wrapped Rob's kite in a tree on purpose. 2025-06-041h 10Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark ties Rob's stick art to his jeeps bumper and destroys it. Rob lights Mark's ass hair on fireMark's ass hairs mysteriously catch fire after destroys Rob's stick figure art.2025-04-211h 29Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark is a bullshit magnet, more of his barrage of shit. Rob has some comments on current events, mark has some odd facts plus more Rob has commentary on news articles and Mark has more bullshit that was dumped on him. 2025-03-191h 25Two Douchebags and a Microphonediscussion on the sad state of modern corporate radio, mark is injured again plus odd stories comical bits. discussion on the state of modern corporate radio, mark is injured again plus odd stories and comical pieces. 2025-03-181h 23Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob puts icy hot on mark's ass crackmark screams in pain after Rob puts icy hot on his ass crack2025-02-261h 32Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark is confuesed by the drive thru speaker, rob thinks it's a living creatureRob and Mark run off, not understanding the drive thru speaker wasn't a ghost speaking to them.2025-02-241h 21Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob asses up mark's pudding popMark tapes raw liver to Robs forehead after he was drugged.2025-02-221h 27Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark buys a sack of limbs for 4.99Rob gets Mark to buy a sack of tree limbs for 4.992025-02-181h 30Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark and Rob save pencils for funmark is so happy over his and Rob's pencil collection2025-02-031h 26Two Douchebags and a Microphonetopher and mark cover the NFL like butter on a steaming hot biscuitTopher and Mark cover the NFL like butter on a steaming hot biscuit 2025-01-301h 38Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark n rob start to wonder if the box of air they bought might be a hoaxRob n mark love their new box of air2025-01-291h 08Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark throws up in Rob's puddingRob throws his pudding at Mark2025-01-281h 37Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark tips a jug of piss over and it hits Rob in the mouthRob pisses on Mark when he's sleeping2025-01-231h 28Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob times Mark's new speech to earthworms Rob tries to train earthworms to attack mark2025-01-201h 31Two Douchebags and a Microphonesports Bastards solocast by Mark. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISKsports Bastards solocast by MARK...ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK2025-01-1657 minTwo Douchebags and a MicrophoneTopher and Mark go over the wild card playoff games and look ahead to the divisional gamesTopher and Mark go over the wildcard results and go over the divisional games2025-01-161h 50Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark bops rob on the nose with a sharp pencilRob bops Mark on the nose with a sharp pencil2025-01-151h 35Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob finds a bag of hammers; he dropped them on Mark's footMark's foot was smashed by a bag of hammers2025-01-091h 52Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob learns how to count to zero, mark's still trying. Rob learns how to count to zero, Mark is still trying. 2025-01-071h 04Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark and /rob are back reeking havoc on your earholeswatch out earholes Mark n Rob are back!2025-01-061h 14Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark sends Rob a block of poison ivy, he loves it. Mark n rob itch like crazy and cannot figure out why.2024-12-251h 37Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneTopher and Mark talk musicTopher and Mark examine music and music stories to boot.2024-12-201h 36Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob and Mark put on fake bat wings and fall from a tree trying to flyMark and Rob visit the emergency room with weird ass bat wings on2024-12-181h 26Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneTopher and Mark talk musicMusic talk from Topher and Mark......sorry2024-12-141h 02Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob n Mark climb a tree and have to rescued by the fire departmentMark n Rob get rescued from a tree they both climbed for no apparent reason. 2024-12-041h 29Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneTopher and mark look for a bag of orangesTopher and mark never found a bag of oranges2024-12-032h 05Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark and Rob try to train snails to danceMark and rob try to train snails to talk2024-11-271h 29Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob and Mark have their hand puppets catch on fire Mark and Rob's hand puppets catch fire and burn them both. 2024-11-131h 44Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneDouchebagery from mark n robMark n Rob's tom foolery2024-11-061h 28Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark and rob are mistaking as sheepMark and rob are mistaking as Sheep, A rancher tried to shave their pelts. 2024-10-311h 08Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneNew line up.....ME "Mark"New line up ME "Mark"2024-09-121h 07Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneFirst of new line up......me! "Mark"First of new line up....me! "Mark"2024-09-111h 07Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark and Rob sell bags of dirtRob and Mark get kicked out of the farmers market2024-09-051h 23Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneTOPHER N MARK PREDICTIONS FOR NFC NORTH AND SOUTHTOPHER AND MARK PREDICTIONS FOR NFC NORTH AND SOUTH2024-09-021h 06Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneTopher and Mark examine and predict the AFC EASTTopher and Mark make their season predictions for the AFC EAST2024-08-2926 minTwo Douchebags and a Microphonemark has silly putty but it is too warm and stuck on his facemark looks odd with silly putty stuck to his face.2024-08-181h 23Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark has a homemade mouse trap, it snaps on his nosemark's nose bandage looks funny2024-08-111h 15Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMARK SLOBBERS ALL OVER THE MIC AND SHORTS IT OUTMARK RUINS HIS MIC BY SLOBBERING ON IT.2024-08-041h 10Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark ignites Rob's nose hairs as a jokeRob has flaming nose hairs thanks to Mark's lighter2024-08-021h 14Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMARK TRIES BREAK DANCING, BROKE IS A GOOD DISCRIPTIONBREAK DANCING LOOKS ODD WHEN MARK DOES IT2024-07-071h 18Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMARK SMELLS A STRANGE ODOR ON HIS FINGERMARK BLAMES ROB FOR THE STRANGE ODOR ON HIS FINGER2024-07-051h 27Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark has a cart full of cricketsmark throws crickets in rob's face2024-06-141h 19Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark likes to smell earwaxmark likes to smell puss2024-06-091h 32Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark has a new boilRob smacks mark's eyelid boil2024-05-301h 15Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark and rob hum pink floyd for hours rob and mark hum show tunes2024-05-271h 19Two Douchebags and a Microphonerob throws a boulder on mark's pet ant farmmark's pet ant farm is desrtoyed2024-05-211h 16Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark gets dared to eat fire antsmark has a burning swollen tongue2024-05-111h 19Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark paddles rob when he is nappingMark runs away from rob after he gets mysteriously paddled when napping.2024-05-041h 10
GrottoPodThe Punkest Thing Ever with Hugh Ryan and Mark WallaceHugh Ryan, Mark Wallace and T. K. Rex discuss MFAs, finding out what kind of writer you are, queer history, pitching niche topics, tarantulas, finding the right peers and instructors for your writing, and the punkest thing ever.Stuff we talked about in the episode:The Women's House of Detention: A Queer History of a Forgotten PrisonBennington workshopC. L. Polk's PatreonNew York Public Library research fellowshipPop-Up Museum of Queer History Hide/Seek: Difference in Desire in American PortraitureYaddo residencyWatermill residencyNew York Foundation for the ArtsHugh’s Patreon2024-04-261h 06Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark n Rob learn new dance moves onlinemark n rob learn dance moves 2024-04-251h 21Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark trips on a piece of chewing gumrob pushes mark and mark thinks he tripped2024-04-191h 18
Presbyterian and Reformed Texas"Considering Evening Services" with Mark Trigsted and Matt WoodTeaching Elders Mark Trigsted (Redeemer McKinney) and Matt Wood (Grace & Peace Anna) join the show to discuss evening services. The pastors share the experience at their churches and offer advice to churches considering offering them. “So my exhortation is just do it, you know, go for it.” says Pastor Wood. To our sister churches in the PCA and throughout NAPARC we welcome your voice and hope you will share your thoughts as we seek to better keep the Sabbath in a world that is openly hostile to the Fourth Commandment.Links2024-04-1855 minTwo Douchebags and a Microphonemark eats a bag of seaweed he vomits on robrob hits mark in the face with his own vomit2024-04-141h 25Two Douchebags and a Microphonea turtle attacks mark and robs picnica turtle makes mark and rob cry2024-04-071h 14Two Douchebags and a Microphonerob sings Whitney Houston, Mark pings him with marble.Rob hit mark with a hot iron to the face.2024-04-0549 minTwo Douchebags and a Microphonemark learns nude tapdancing, rob pulls his eye balls outmark learns nude tap dancing rob pulls his eye balls out2024-03-151h 12Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark and rob try to sell amway, mark and rob get hit in the face numerous timesMark n rob try to sell amway but people tried to light them on fire2024-03-121h 13Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark n rob tryout for a bow huntrob n mark have arrows in their ass2024-03-111h 09Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark n rob run in to a pond with a scootermark n rob run in to a pond with a scooter2024-03-051h 13Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark throws darts at rob, he tries tries to hit his faceRob throws darts at mark, he tries to hit his face2024-03-021h 07Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob and Mark lose control of a moped, Rob loses his right arm and penis in the wreckRob and Mark lose control of a moped, Rob loses his right arm and penis in the wreck2024-02-2653 minTwo Douchebags and a Microphonemark and rob vomit for 3 hours after eating live wormsmark n rob vomit for 3 hours after eating live worms2024-02-231h 17Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark n rob stare blankly at a roadmark n rob stare blankly at a road2024-02-221h 16Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark and rob eat led paint chipsmark and rob eat led paint chips2024-02-2052 minTwo Douchebags and a Microphonerob n mark get lost in the woods. no one looks for themrob n mark get lost on a nature trail, no one looks for them even after firing a flare gun.2024-02-191h 09Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark n Rob try season 6 out, it still sucks.mark n rob are on season 6, it still sucks.2024-02-141h 13Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark n rob try to order a pizza, they failmark screams in rob's ear while rob is sleeping. rob gets up hits mark with a cue ball. real funny2024-02-011h 18Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark makes a sock puppet and terrorizes rob's balls with it.mark makes a sock puppet and terrorizes rob's balls with it.2024-01-311h 08Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark n rob stick twigs in their nosemark n rob stick twigs in their nose2024-01-311h 14Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneK.C zoo catches mark n rob and cages themmark n rob are in cages at the KC zoo2024-01-291h 08Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark smokes leaves from his dwarf palm tree, he thinks he is in the tropics nowMark smokes leaves from his dwarf palm tree, he thinks he is in the tropics.2024-01-251h 08Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark learns sign language, mark gets hit with a shovel by a deaf person.Mark learns sign language, mark gets hit on the head with a shovel by a deaf person2024-01-231h 07Two Douchebags and a Microphonerob puts a bucket on his head because he liked the echo, Mark did toorob hangs his underware out side so mark lights them on fire2024-01-191h 14Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark and Rob still can't figure out an ice makermark throws ice at Rob, it hits him and leaves a mark on his temple.2024-01-181h 04Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark and Rob disappear and we are fine with thatmark and Rob are found......too bad2024-01-171h 11Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob takes a snowball and freezes it, he missed Mark and hit a old lady. She dies. Rob takes a snowball and freezes it. he missed Mark and hit a old lady. she dies.2024-01-161h 05Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark eats a jar of very hot peppers, he shits pure fire at RobMark eats a jar of very hot peppers, He shits fire at Rob2024-01-131h 08Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark finds his old micky mouse ears hat, Rob makes fun of it. Mark sets rob on fire. Rob survives.Mark finds his old mickey mouse ears hat, Rob makes fun of it, Mark sets Rob on fire, Rob survives.2024-01-121h 04Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark takes a dump on the jungle gym, rob steps in it, Mark claims it was giraffe shit, rob doesn't believe him but can't disprove itmark takes a dump on the jungle gym, rob steps in it, mark claims it's giraffe shit, rob doesn't believe him but can't disprove him.2024-01-101h 08Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark starts out for world record for baton twirling, rob bites mark's and the baton hits them .....both they're at the ERMark starts on a world record for baton twirling, rob bites marks ankle and the baton hits them- they're at the ER.2024-01-081h 07Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob finds a toaster in the middle of the road, rob throws it at mark, mark ducks and the toaster hits an unmarked cop carRob finds a toaster in the road, rob throws it at mark, mark ducks and the toaster hits an unmarked cop car.2024-01-061h 05Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneRob starts a new collection of gravel, mark kicks rob's prized gravel statue, Mark runs away with Rob right behind him! Rob starts a new collection of gravel, mark kicks rob's prized gravel statue, Mark runs off with rob on his tail.2024-01-041h 05Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark thinks a ping pong paddle is trying to communicate with him, Rob wins a stare off with an ostrich. Mark thinks a ping pong paddle is trying to communicate with him. Rob wins a stare off with an ostrich.2024-01-021h 10Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark and rob put on clown noses and scream at people close upmark and rob put on clown noses and scream at people close up2024-01-011h 06Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark climbs the jungle gym and pisses on Rob, while mark is laughing rob lights marks genitals on fire.mark climbs the jungle gym just to piss on rob, rob lights marks genitals on fire.2023-12-291h 08Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark ties a cowbell on his ballsack, rob sprays ghost pepper spray on marks exposed asshole. mark ties a cowbell on his ballsack, rob sprays ghost pepper spray on marks exposed asshole.2023-12-281h 07Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark tears up Robs snow fort, Rob in a fit of rage bites mark's nose off, fun times. mark tears up rob's snow fort, rob in a fit of rage bites off mark's nose. good times2023-12-271h 04Two Douchebags and a Microphonerob smacks mark in the nuts with a ping pong paddle. mark screams and cries rob smacks mark in the nuts with a ping pong paddle, mark screams and cries2023-12-2456 minTwo Douchebags and a Microphonemark bites rob's ass cheek then Rob kicks mark in the nuts. mark bites rob's ass cheek then Rob kicks mark in the nuts2023-12-221h 07Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark n rob have very loud gas in a movie theater, a large man slaps the shit out of them, they cry.mark n rob have very loud gas in a movie theater, a large man slaps the shit out of them, they both cry for hours.2023-12-201h 08Two Douchebags and a Microphonemark get rob out of jail, mark shits himself on the way home, rob vomits on markmark shits himself while bailing rob out of jail, rob vomits on mark.2023-12-181h 06Two Douchebags and a Microphonethings overheard in hell, deep thoughts with mark, crazy stories and funthings overheard in hell, deep thoughts with mark, crazy stories and fun.2023-12-081h 09Presbyterian and Reformed Texas"Myself, Neil Lomax, and some other guy" with Mark TrigstedMark Trigsted, Associate Pastor at Redeemer McKinney (PCA) joins us to talk about worship in the PCA and the recent online dustup over the Directory of Public Worship. We also talk about the Dallas Cowboys, Mark's football career, Thai food, and get a review of the Lakewood's conference that we heard about in Episode 1.Links:Mark Trigsted (@MTrigsted) on Twitter/XMark on Presbycast Scott Edburg's tweet that started the commotion.PCA's Book of Church OrderPhoto Mark mentioned from PCAGA50Overture 3: Grant Constitutional Status to BCO 53 re Preaching North Texas Presbytery Women Serving in the Ministry of the C...2023-12-0548 minTwo Douchebags and a Microphoneanother crazy mark story, brand new skits and plenty of gas and funcrazy mark story, webster word of the year, crazy banter and brand new skits2023-11-301h 07Two Douchebags and a Microphoneanother crazy mark story, comedy bits and plenty of funanother crazy mark story, comedy bits and plenty of fun2023-11-251h 07Two Douchebags and a Microphonethings overheard in hell, deep thoughts with mark, horrible ideas plus ass paddlingsthings overheard in hell, deep thoughts with mark, horrible ideas and invisible ass paddlings! 2023-11-181h 07Two Douchebags and a Microphonethings overheard in Hell, deep thoughts with Mark plus much more! things overheard in Hell, Deep thoughts with Mark, witty banter, crazy stories plus much more.2023-11-031h 14Two Douchebags and a MicrophoneMark's melody list, Branson news flash, first ass whoopin' restaraunt tax? 1 Mark's melody list, 2. Branson news flash 3 first ass whoopin' 4 restaraunt tax? 5. Bud sell off 6 More horse deaths 7 hairy asshole olympics 8 Gen Z habits2023-08-141h 04