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‘Patto & the Sunshine’The ‘Curtain Call’ 👏🏻This is it, maybe forever, who knows 🤷♂️In this episode, it was only right to explain the reasoning behind why Episode 5 was ‘so’ off the wall wrong 🙈😂Patto gives one more massive plug to push ‘Bantoon 👊’ and Pick up a pick up a Parkin from season 1 😂Loads of other randomness and a few thanks to all who have helped or listened along the way. Thank you all for listening/watching ❤️2023-02-1436 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’Teletubbies and the Rogue Kermit’sThe penultimate episode and by a country mile the most outrageous, yet hilarious episode ever recorded 😱😂A rare ‘Friday’ night recording slot meant an opportunity to have a few sociable drinks and with Patto around, what could possibly go wrong 😬😱The ‘threesome’ (oh matron), do this last but one episode, dressed as teletubbies and Patto demonstrates a warped imagination with the aid of his hands and a couple of green sleeves 🐸❤️🐸 By far the teams personal favourite episode to record, whilst the after party was stuff of legends 🥳🤯Enjoy x2023-02-0725 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’‘Snot Rocket Delight’‘Snot Rocket Delight’ Yet another belter of an episode where Patto decides, it’s the episode to be super nice to Kirsten (see how well he managed)Kirsten explains the joys of a windy, wintery family walk 🙈 whilst Patto takes us through a recent experience of poor ‘supermarket etiquette’ for this weeks ‘wrongness and wrong-uns’ 😂Enjoy 30 minute of fun on us 😘2023-01-3130 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’Bantoon 92 👊👊👊Bantoon 92 👊Patto let’s us into the hilarious school day bafoonery that is ‘Bantoon’ 👊 and is determined to get it trending World wide as a thing #Bantoon92 👊👊👊Kirsten tells us all about her trip to the ‘Ritz’ in London darling don’t you know 🙄‘Wrong-uns and Wrongness’ discusses the outrageous and every growing introduction of self serve tills 😡Tonnes of banter, laughter and a tremendous amount of focus on Pattos thinning hair line Enjoy, be happy and feel free to subscribe or share or don’t, who cares 🤷♂️😂2023-01-2430 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’‘Savage Sunshine’ 🌝😬The best way to describe episode 2 is “absolutely brutal” 😬Totally unplanned, the episode transpires to be one of total slating, put-downs and meanness personified but all in the name of fun and laughterIt ends up resembling a ‘celebrity roast’ minus the celebrity status 🙄Parental guidance advised but absolutely no hosts feelings were hurt during the production of this episode 😂2023-01-1732 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’‘Patto puts the whole thing in his mouth’ 🙈The pair return for season 2 with a difference but still encounter the same comedic outlay as before. This episode describes a ‘summer lovin’ experience for Patto with some hilarious own goals including an uncultured noodle bar experience he’d rather have not happened 😬🙈There’s a new feature called ‘Wrongness and Wrong uns’ which may lead you to never utilise the in-room hotel drink making facilities again 🤢As ever, Kirsten leaves us with her uplifting ‘Ray of Sunshine’ to conclude this triumphal return for the duo. Enjoy, be happy and join us now on YouTube 🥰 https...2023-01-1037 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’PATS ☀️- Season 1 Finale - Part 2Back with what transpires to be a bonus episode, taking us through short snippets from episodes 13-24 of season 1.We hope this gives you some short reminders of the second half episodes or a taster of what to expect so you can download and listen to the episode in its full glory. So that’s us for now, 2 weeks holiday then back to the grindstone of planning and producing season 2 for your listening pleasure. Thank you everyone for downloading, listening and sharing us with others. We appreciate you xx Patto & Kirsten ☀️2022-08-0437 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’PATS - Season 1 Finale - Part 1 🌞I’m simple terms, the team bring to you some very short sound bites from episodes 1-12 to recap the start of the journey. From a brief conversation in December 2021, to recording their 1st ever episode in February 2022, the pair are rightly proud of their achievements to date 😊We are all so very grateful of you all listening and can now boast having over 3,000 downloads and goodness knows how many more listens. We’ve decided to do a bonus episode (as Brad couldn’t fit it all into 1 🙄😂) so part 2 covering episodes 13-24 will be with you ne...2022-07-2849 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’The ‘Affair Pair’ 😂It’s the penultimate episode of season 1 and the team are here to have a laugh and raise a smile or two like the 23 episodes before.In this episode, it’s been suggested that the pair may have more than just a professional(ish) 😂 relationship, with a few insinuations that they maybe having an ‘affair’ 💄💋Therefore, Patto and Kirst face it head on and try to illustrate a range of things they’d rather do, than have an affair with each other 🤮😂All the other usual stuff and a slightly longer episode than planned, but true love ta...2022-07-2139 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’‘Dry Scotland’ and “Hurricane Roach”Back to real time recording 😬Patto & The Sunshine reunite to record for the first time in several weeks and their non existent planning leads to an impromptu episode with as much structure as 4 billion grains of sand 🙄That said, their free flowing conversation wanders down rabbit holes that no rabbits 🐇 (or even burrowing snakes 🐍) would ever go down 😀Learn all about Patto’s outrageously expensive birthday weekend in Edinburgh and his freezer drama upon his return home 🥶Fact of the week gives some amazing 🤔🤔🤔🤥 facts about the story of HMS Reluctant and it’s plight at the hands of...2022-07-1439 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’‘Pattos Birthday’ And ‘The Sheepskin Ages’ 😳It’s Pattos Birthday 🎂🍾🥂🎊🎁🎈🎉 and the team make a ‘really big’ effort in honour of the great man 🤷♂️Patto ‘literally’ goes all in with everything he knows about the self proclaimed, greatest day (7) and most specialist month (7) in the Gregarian 🤷♂️ and Babarian 🤷♂️ calendars to name a few 😮🤔😂Even on his birthday, mutiny is clearly at play within the ranks as Pattos ‘Fact of the Week’ is prolonged by Kirsten & Brads relentless derailing tactics against the birthday boys best efforts 😈😈We’ll let you into a secret, they love him really just as Patto & The Sunshine love the listeners and supporters of this production 🥰2022-07-0739 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’‘Fly away on my Zeppelin’ 😳So, just like episode 15 ‘The big feature swap’, Patto & The Sunshine’ swap features yet again Patto (predictably) calls Kirst’s ‘Fact of the Week’ a complete pile of 💩Another great edition of Pat vs Kirst, where they do ‘Guess the Film lines’ and Kirsten has a proper mare (check the Braveheart guess out) 😳😂Patto does this weeks ‘Little Ray of Sunshine’ and goes seriously spiritual but uses it as yet another disguised opportunity to give it to the sunshine right on her nose 😜A truly brilliant episode and the team are so very grateful that your interes...2022-06-3039 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’‘Fingerless Bowman’ & The ‘Secret Land’‘Patto & The Sunshine’ proudly bring to you ‘Episode 20’ 😳 and it’s title should’ve been :-‘How the hell did we manage that’ 🤷♂️😂In ‘Fact 🤥 of the Week’ the ever accurate Patto, will let you into an historic and geographical secret kept since 7 AD forged by all the great leaders of that time such as Tuttencarmoon 🤷♂️ & Magical Mr Asristopholeese 🐯🤷♂️ 🤣A great edition of Pat vs Kirst where they have a famous ‘duo off’ and Kirsten plays a very clever hand 😉 before going into and her uplifting ‘Little Ray of Sunshine’ 🌞Another amazing episode and the team are so very grateful that your interest, feedba...2022-06-2336 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’‘ Tooth, 🦷 Turtles, Terrapins and Toytoyses’ 🐢Patto & The Sunshine’ have finally managed to record episodes in the bank to give that safety net but are so proud they’ve always managed to publish a weekly episode against all odds 😊This episode consists of a typically classic nightmare for Patto, resulting in a dental disaster of epic proportions 😬🦷The ‘Fact 🤥 of the Week’ will literally leave you ‘Shell Shocked’ 🐢 but we guarantee your ribs will hurt with laughter 🤣😂A great edition of Pat vs Kirst and the usual ‘Little Ray of Sunshine’ from Kirsten🌞An absolutely fantastic episode and you’ll really struggle not to end th...2022-06-1640 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’“Bunny Fun” & ‘The T- Owl’ 🐇🦉And so the wild and whippy duo return with another outrageous episode of Patto & The Sunshine. You do not (or maybe if you’re under 18 you will) want to miss ‘Patto’s’ preposterous ‘Fact of the Week’ (but it is hilarious) 🤣This episode contains a mixture of all the usual features, trade offs and real life stories (sensationalised where Patto’s concerned 🙄) along with Kirsten using her metaphoric jab to keep Patto on the back foot where needed 🤪🥊Brad had his work cut out on the bleeping *%#*# “ front on this episode as Kirsten infuriates Patto to which he...2022-06-0937 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’Cricket Kirst’ & ‘The Luna Bows 🌔🌈Here they are, serving you up with another portion of banter, disagreements and as far as Patto’s concerned, a load of complete tosh 🙈😂 (although he genuinely thinks he’s right 😳)You may learn something with Kirsten’s ‘New feature’ of ‘What, Why, How’ 🤔. This podcast is quite possibly the most informative podcast available to download 🤥That coupled with yet another outlandish and according to Patto, 100% accurate ‘fact of the week’ , To top it off, we’ve got ‘Patt vs Kirst’ and Kirsten’s ‘Little ray of sunshine’ to see us out on a positive note 🥰They don’t like...2022-06-0236 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’‘5 Meter Giraffes Tongue’ 🦒The deadly duo return true to form with their tennis game of slurs and put downs 🎾🙈😂Yet another 100% accurate ‘fact of the week’ 🤥 (you wont want to miss this one 😂) , we’ve got ‘Patt vs Kirst’ and Kirsten’s ‘Little ray of sunshine’ They don’t like to give too much detail in these bios, they simply want you to listen, be astounded and to properly laugh or as an absolute minimum smile hard ☺️2022-05-2636 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’The ‘Big Feature Swap’Oh Lordy lord 😂🤣Yet another episode jam packed with laughter and banter from start to finish 👌🏻🤣😂Pattos offer in Ep14 of finally giving Kirsten her much sought after shot at doing the ‘fact of the week’, he insisted she also do ‘song of the week’ as an additional condition = an absolutely hilarious disaster To even things out, Patto took up the baton and performed Kirsten’s ‘little ray of sunshine’ feature and you are in for an absolute treat 😳🤣With the definitive birth of a new feature called ‘Pat vs Kirst’, whatever your age, you’ll struggle not to enjoy thi...2022-05-1939 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’‘Cockroach Kirsten’ & ‘The Burrowing Snake’If an emoji could sum up this episode then it would be this 🤣There’s change in the air as Patto promotes changes in advance of episode 15 and is this the birth of a new feature in the making 🤔🤔This episode will confirm your thoughts as to if these pair are on the ‘rate bus’ or what? The ‘fact of the week’ steels the show in episode 14, yet there’s all the usual features and ad hoc discussions which brings together another fabulously funny episode 👌🏻😂We hope you enjoy and if you do, please let us and other2022-05-1236 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’‘Salivating over dirty sandwiches’ and ‘inappropriate pink timing’These two just keep on getting better and better. It was the Sunshine’s turn to arrive not in the sunniest of mindsets.Within seconds the laughter kicks off and they’re in their happy place tearing strips off each other and laughing at themselves.Patto confesses to jumping on the bandwagon and suddenly being a supporter of the local winning football team, the Sunshine quizzes him on the inns and outs - she clearly doesn’t know - does he though🤦♀️The Sunshine reveals more of her “Malteser” self and how she’s just human too 🙈2022-05-0535 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’Six year old International CriminalThe team pull it out the bag again. Patto turned up feeling fatigued and less than in a great place to be smashing a joyous podcast out. That said, with the help of Brad and the Sunshine, he soon came back to winning ways and the end results seem to be getting better and better. Turns out Kirsten’s been a criminal from the age of six (that’s 6) and Patto always knew she was a ‘wrong un’ 😊Patto tells us about his first Dad and Lad holiday abroad (with his Dad), which ended up like...2022-04-2834 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’Orange Juice Justice and the ‘Orrable borealis’And so the devilish duo return for the 11th episode with Kirsten sporting a black eye from a disagreement with the steps, up to her front door (sober of course 🤥🤥🤥😂)The sunshine goes on to tell us all about her amazing trip to Iceland to see the northern lights although she may as well have been in Australia 🙈😂Patto talks about his first job as a paper boy and yet further acts of dishonest behaviour (the crim him 🙆🏼♂️👮🏻♀️😂)All the regular features such as ‘Fact of the week’, ‘Guess the Song Kirst’ and ‘The Little Ray of 🌞These two absolutely love...2022-04-2139 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’Bum Blisters and the Hooked EarEpisode 10 - who would’ve thought we’d get this far 🤷♂️Patto starts the episode by calling out the Sunshine for her lack of music knowledge on a group that has sold over 120 million records and for suggesting a tribute band selling tickets at £9 would be likely to sell out the O2 in London 🙈😳No quarter is asked, or given when it comes to the pairs quips at each other but as usual, it’s all tongue in cheek and just the way they seamlessly interact with one another 😂They go on to chat more holiday experie...2022-04-1437 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’‘Fat Monica’ and the ‘Tasmanian Devil’Patto and Kirsten come at you again with the same old banter and features. The usually honest and upright citizen Patto, reveals his recent criminal misadventures, which in fact turns into a long and historic charge sheet of petty theft (wrong un) 🙈Kirsten raises their joint experiences on the school trip to Paris where she was naively exploited and where Patto got some tongue action for the ‘fost’ (first 🙄) time 😳The episode draws to an end with an holiday experience each where Kirsten uses ‘thotty’ (thirty 🙄) day old ‘Watta’ (water 🙄) as a mixer and Patto gets cupped by a S...2022-04-0740 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’Pick-up-a-pick-up-a-Parkin!The hobby of slander, slating and banter continues between these two baffoons 🤟🏼Question is, does Kirsten actually look like a teepee whilst recording episode 8 Kirsten brings up her lousy efforts on opportunity knocks at school (and probably regrets it), only to be blown out the ‘Watta’ by Pattos prominent talents 😏All the usual features, culminating In two random stories about Mexicans in sombreros, bundling Kirsten into a white SKODA 😳 and Pattos unbelievable encounter in the welsh wilderness with his old school pal, Jonny Pick-up-a-pick-up-a-Parkin 😳🤯Join us for some light hearted fun 😘2022-03-3135 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’Caribbean Thursday = Brown FridayThe duo have produced episode 7 with their team up ‘against the odds’ once again. The usual sound quality has had to be sacrificed just to keep momentum, consistency and to deliver that all important show for our hardcore listeners. Even writing this, Patto is on a train platform in London desperately trying to upload this episode (05:55 🥶) before the 6am deadline 😰Either way, we’ll be back to normal soon but we still hope this episode will still manage to uplift you and contains all the usual features and banter guaranteed! 2022-03-2433 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’The ‘Taxi Menace’ gives ‘Blue Jobs’Here they are again with their challenging and witty banter, as they reflect on the drink fuelled recording of episode 6 🤪Patto reveals the toilet trauma he suffered following a meal at Kirsten’s, which resulted in a two day blockage and an eventful release 😳This is followed by the return of the ‘taxi menace’ (Kirsten) and all about how she likes to give plenty of ‘blue Jobs’ to her husband 😬All the usual features to look forward to with many more laughs and giggles to be had in this new episode 👌🏻2022-03-1733 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’CONCRETE WHITE DOG SH%TEOnly a Saturday night slot available in the studio to record, what could possibly go wrong 🙈🍾🥂🤪With more laughing than talking, Patto let’s us listen to his new dating site ‘voice prompt’ (that’s turning the tide) whilst he showers us with a volley of 100% FACTS 🙄.Kirsten annoys him by not having a scooby doo about one of his favourite songs in ‘Guess the song Kirst’ and Patto gives us his ‘back in the day’ story of white ‘dog pop’ which has prompted him to pitch an idea on Dragons Den 🥶😂All the usual banter and counter banter leads t...2022-03-1035 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’Kirsty, Alan and the Silent DiscoThe unlikely duo are back, giving each other grief, as per usual 🙈😂They share with us their impromptu Saturday night meeting and subsequent silent disco experience. 🕺💃🏻🕺💃🏻They take us back to the ‘against all odds’ (yes, Patto sings it 🙄) production of Episode 3 (Giraffe Head and the Porcelain Pooper) and explain the 11th hour arrangements that involved recording in a Bernys ‘coal bunker ‘ held together by gaffer tape and where they’re sure there was a gimp box complete with gimp inside 😬🏃🏃♀️Includes all the usual features (‘Fact of the Week’, ‘Guess the Song Kirst’ and the ‘little Ray of Sunshine’ plus much much more...2022-03-0345 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’Giraffe Head and the Porcelain Pooper!For two amateurs just starting out in the world of Podcasting, it’s an absolute miracle that episode 3 ever got to see the light of day (to be explained in episode 4) 🙈😂Anyway, in this episode, Kirsten finally decides to return from her holiday and Patto explains about his weekend experiences in Londons theatre district ‘darlings’. We have the issues surrounding Bods (birds 🙄) discriminating against Kirsten’s 5 star luxury bird table and Patto’s take on the female of the species and his vision for Buddy Up Females (BUF’s) 🤯There are the usual fact of the week (ish) and ‘...2022-02-2442 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’The ‘Finger’ things in lifeSo, in episode 2, straight off the bat, Patto is challenged by the accusation (from his own off-spring) that the sunshine is too professional to be his friend 😳As usual, they dart in and out of topics and it features the staple features such as ‘Patto’s (not factual) ‘Fact of the week’, ‘Guess the Song - Kirst’ and a new feature where Kirsten brings a ‘little ray of sunshine’ to your day ☀️Also, Patto explains he has a ‘registered brain injury’ sustained following a road traffic incident and how a professor dressed as a 70’s pornstar diagnosed his conditio...2022-02-1733 min‘Patto & the Sunshine’Cometh the SunshineIn this, our first ever episode, we introduce how two old school friends (well, we went to the same school at least) ended up forming a very unlikely friendship through the depths and despair of covidness amongst a good few other topics including the Patto’s ‘Fact (ish) of the Week’ and Guess the Song features. But first, the school disco needs to be addressed (where we first met) , where Kirsten (aka the sunshine), hired a ‘Micheal Jackson’ fancy dress set up thinking she was going as ‘Al Capone’! We guarantee you some joy and lighthearted banter with a gr...2022-02-0932 min