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Day PlayersDay Players130. Their Will Be Blood - Smite Club REMASTERED (V of V)Pell smites, Kane smites, Aris smites. -Peter Lansdaal (Kane Thorntip) @fullcrocdoc, @peterandpigment (Twitter/Insta) -Tommy Ager (Pell Harken) @Tommy_Ager (Twitter/Insta) -Morgan Vassiljev (Aris Mor) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) -Paxton Farrar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast Discord: discord.gg/2BuftK3 Merch: dayplayers.square.site/ Leave a review: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/day-…rs/id1443242131 Soundtrack: @tommyamusic www.dayplayerscast.com2021-06-0636 minDay PlayersDay Players129. Law & Horror, Supernatural Victims Unit - Smite Club REMASTERED (IV of V)Kane asks about weed. Pell cuts ties. Aris makes mistakes. -Peter Lansdaal (Kane Thorntip) @fullcrocdoc, @peterandpigment (Twitter/Insta) -Tommy Ager (Pell Harken) @Tommy_Ager (Twitter/Insta) -Morgan Vassiljev (Aris Mor) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) -Paxton Farrar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast Discord: discord.gg/2BuftK3 Merch: dayplayers.square.site/ Leave a review: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/day-…rs/id1443242131 Soundtrack: @tommyamusic www.dayplayerscast.com2021-05-3051 minDay PlayersDay Players128. Blazin' Saddles - Smite Club REMASTERED (III of V)Kane swings a chain. Aris takes the attack action. Pell gets burned. -Peter Lansdaal (Kane Thorntip) @fullcrocdoc, @peterandpigment (Twitter/Insta) -Tommy Ager (Pell Harken) @Tommy_Ager (Twitter/Insta) -Morgan Vassiljev (Aris Mor) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) -Paxton Farrar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast Discord: discord.gg/2BuftK3 Merch: dayplayers.square.site/ Leave a review: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/day-…rs/id1443242131 Soundtrack: @tommyamusic www.dayplayerscast.com2021-05-2040 minDay PlayersDay Players127. The Kids Are All Smite - Smite Club REMASTERED (II of V)Kane talks to some cats. Someone is ironically murdered. Pell gets scammed by children. -Peter Lansdaal (Kane Thorntip) @fullcrocdoc, @peterandpigment (Twitter/Insta) -Tommy Ager (Pell Harken) @Tommy_Ager (Twitter/Insta) -Morgan Vassiljev (Aris Mor) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) -Paxton Farrar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast Discord: discord.gg/2BuftK3 Merch: dayplayers.square.site/ Leave a review: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/day-…rs/id1443242131 Soundtrack: @tommyamusic www.dayplayerscast.com2021-05-1734 minDay PlayersDay Players126. Three Paladins Walk Into a Bar - Smite Club REMASTERED (I of V)Aris acts edgy. Pell goes along with it. Day Players reuse footage. *NOTE*: some pretty nasty stuff happens to an imaginary cat around 11:00, if you’re sensitive to animal harm just skip to 12:20. -Peter Lansdaal (Kane Thorntip) @fullcrocdoc, @peterandpigment (Twitter/Insta) -Tommy Ager (Pell Harken) @Tommy_Ager (Twitter/Insta) -Morgan Vassiljev (Aris Mor) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) -Paxton Farrar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast Discord: discord.gg/2BuftK3 Merch: dayplayers.square.site/ Leave a review: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/day-…rs/id1443242131 Soundtrack: @tommyamusic www.dayplayerscast.com2021-05-0952 minDay PlayersDay Players114. Bovine Intervention - Cult Classic (IV of IV)It was a long journey to this cult reanimation party, but now that Agent Blue has cut their leader in half, it shouldn’t be long before Agents Breakstone and Thorne make short work of the rest of these weirdos! Before they can rest, there is still an entire furious mob as well as some potentially semi-living objects they’ll have to set about de-animating. And what’s with these huge cows…? Join Paxton, Abbey, Morgan, and Tommy as they stand against the objectification of souls and stand in the spray of various very yucky fluids in the chilling finale of this...2020-11-0854 minDay PlayersDay Players113. Seize the Reigns of Production - Cult Classic (III of IV)Mission: Bloody Carpet is a total success. Cultish relics were recovered, as well as an innocent victim, but the perp’s motives remain unclear. In the fiery cleansing of the house, divisions arise among the team. Agent Blue finds disappointment in a perceived mission failure, as Agent Breakstone’s misgivings about the Bureau deepen. Agent Thorne is also there, having a great time. Join Paxton, Abbey, Morgan, and Tommy as they handle another containment breach, get philosophical over disco, and see some VERY large animals. -Paxton Farrar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) -Abbey Wilman (Bannadin Breakstone) -Morgan Vassiljev (Joseph Thorne) @Morg...2020-11-0144 minDay PlayersDay Players112. A Rug's Life - Cult Classic (II of IV)The bold agents of the Bureau of Fantastic Anomalies were ready for anything, but not for a basement of cultish corpse carpets. Bannadin and Joseph are unphased and Derek is ready to yarf. The doors are moving, the rugs are sticky, and the bodies are in various stages. Things are going great! And as they try to dig deeper, surely things will get even better. Certainly a lot livelier... Join Paxton, Abbey, Morgan, and Tommy as they get into a house cleaning like it’s never happened before. -Paxton Farrar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) -Abbey Wilman (Bannadin Breakstone) -Morgan Va...2020-10-2559 minDay PlayersDay Players111. Dead Carpet Society - Cult Classic (I of IV)Switch on your [REDACTED] and hide so that [REDACTED] doesn’t find you, because the Day Players are diving into another horrifying Halloween adventure! The Bureau of Fantastic Anomalies has made it their job to handle all of the unknowable, reality twisting weirdness that plagues our dimension from time to time. Bannadin Breakstone and Joseph Thorne are experienced B.F.A. field agents who’ve seen every bizarre thing in the book, and then exorcised the book. And Derek has just read a lot of books, but he’s excited to be here. When another field unit goes missing, our boys a...2020-10-1846 minDay PlayersDay Players105. A Happy Ending - Hard Crime (VI of VI)A huge, rock hard foe…But our heroes have to find out some way to take him. A trail of petrified bodies, drugs, opera, and disco, have led them to their ultimate goal: the hideout of Packi Dermos, the ‘elephant’. Revenge, and money, is on the line, but all's well that happy endings well. -Morgan Vassiljev (Dungeon Master) @MorganVassiljev(Twitter/Insta) -Sean Palegaze (Gorn Darkbeard) https://www.twitch.tv/kingpalegaze (Twitch) -Braxton Burks (Lacria Whisperwind) @BraxtonBurks (Twitter) -Tommy Ager (Spindle) @Tommy_Ager (Twitter/Insta) This campaign was played on DnD 5th Edition, at Level 10. Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast Discord: https://discord.gg/2Bu...2020-09-061h 07Day PlayersDay Players104. The Vat of Drugs Episode - Hard Crime (V of VI)Our heroes are just three normal dancers, going to the club and looking for clues! And it looked like they’d hooked the biggest elephant/fish around, but fate had other plans. Now Spindle, Gorn, and Lacria will have to dance with danger to find the crook behind a string of petrifications. Will they sashay to victory? Or tango...with death? Somebody call 9-1-1, cuz Morgan, Sean, Braxton, and Tommy are burning on the dance floor! -Morgan Vassiljev (Dungeon Master) @MorganVassiljev(Twitter/Insta) -Sean Palegaze (Gorn Darkbeard) https://www.twitch.tv/kingpalegaze (Twitch) -Braxton Burks (Lacria Whisperwind) @BraxtonBurks (Twitter) -T...2020-08-301h 08Day PlayersDay Players103. Disco Disguises - Hard Crime (IV of VI)Oh Uncle Jimmy...we always knew you would befall a tragic and horny fate. Spindle takes the bad news hard, and Gorn and Lacria are feeling hard-pressed to solve these murders. It’s a hard situation, and there’s hardly time for a stiff look at oneself in the mirror before more hard times. But with a stiff upper lip and a firm grasp on the situation, the team’s resolve is rock hard. They’re fairly throbbing for justice! Join Morgan, Sean, Braxton, and Tommy as they enter their most treacherous battlefield yet: social combat on the dance floor! -Morgan...2020-08-231h 24Day PlayersDay Players102. Dame Recognize Dame - Hard Crime (III of VI)The crew has a lead: Jamie Voombah, underworld contact and apparently patron of the theatre. She’s got the Gutgrab seal of approval, but it remains to be seen if she can trusted. Who is profiting off of petrification? Why are the victims rock hard in every sense? And where is...The Elephant? Join Morgan, Sean, Braxton, and Tommy as they defend the innocent and follow some leads! And some of these leads are very...pointed. Because they are arrows. The leads are arrows. Shot at the team. -Morgan Vassiljev (Dungeon Master) @MorganVassiljev(Twitter/Insta) -Sean Palegaze (Gorn Darkbeard) https://ww...2020-08-161h 08Day PlayersDay Players101. Hard Questions - Hard Crime (II of VI)How do you interview a petrification victim? The team has a target, and a crime. A big big man, and some hard hard bodies. But in a seedy city, how will Gorn, Lacria, and Spindle suss out the truth? Time to make some inquiries with the local toughs, and maybe even check out a few of these stiffs (pun intended). Join Morgan, Sean, Braxton, and Tommy as they commence the hunt...for JUSTICE. But mostly MONEY. -Morgan Vassiljev (Dungeon Master) @MorganVassiljev(Twitter/Insta) -Sean Palegaze (Gorn Darkbeard) https://www.twitch.tv/kingpalegaze (Twitch) -Braxton Burks (Lacria Whisperwind) @BraxtonBurks (Twitter) -Tommy...2020-08-091h 13Day PlayersDay Players100. The Black Black Market - Hard Crime (I of VI)Crime doesn’t pay, but it does entertain! For our 100th episode (oh my) we show that the Day Players will do ANYTHING for content. Gorn, Lacria, and Spindle were innocently shopping for wares at the Black Black Market when they were scooped up by the local constabulary! Busting out would be a cinch for warriors of this caliber, but a greasy, cigar chomping goblin has other plans for them… Join Morgan, Sean, Braxton, and Tommy as they delve into a seedy urban underbelly and find out exactly which crime pays BEST. -Morgan Vassiljev (Dungeon Master) @MorganVassiljev(Twitter/Insta) -Sean Pale...2020-08-021h 21Day PlayersDay Players099. Bleeding Hearts - DND, MD. (IV of IV)An explosion at the magical brick factory, and only one hospital in the area!? Dangerfield General Hospital is gearing up, and Doctor Winston, Doctor Jackson, and Nurse Hygieia are in for a long night. Will they be able to handle this huge influx of patients? Will their convoluted personal lives and inner demons make themselves known in the operating room? And will Paxton be able to maintain the huge number of character voices he’s set up? Join Paxton, Morgan, Sawyer, and Tommy and they put themselves to the test and their patients under the knife, in the conclusion to an...2020-07-2651 minDay PlayersDay Players098. Slay in Your Lane - DND, MD. (III of IV)BOWLING FLASHBACK. It’s often said that bowling is the surgery of sports; a steady hand, a keen eye, and also you have to wear special shoes. Meanwhile, in the present, Chaz has some ideas about how to raise cash for the hospital, whether the medical team likes it or not… Join Paxton, Morgan, Sawyer, and Tommy as they play together in a magical fantasy space, harnessing the power of imagination to conjure an intramural bowling match and a normal adult fundraiser. Wowee! -Paxton Faraar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) -Morgan Vassiljev (Doctor Conrad Winston) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) -Sawyer Wells (Doctor Perc...2020-07-1948 minDay PlayersDay Players097. Of Love and Limbs - DND, MD. (II of IV)The mayor’s son may have been saved, but there have been complications...in the doctors’ personal lives! Doctor Winston struggles to choose between a tragic patient romance and his career. Doctor Jackson flies off the handle and into the suggestive looks of a fellow doctor. Nurse Hygiea squares off with the evils of bureaucracy! All while attempting their most DANGEROUS surgery yet! Join Paxton, Morgan, Sawyer, and Tommy as they do what medical professionals do best: save lives, and look good doing it! -Paxton Faraar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) -Morgan Vassiljev (Doctor Conrad Winston) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) -Sawyer Wells (Doct...2020-07-1253 minDay PlayersDay Players096. Dragon Heartburn - DND, MD. (I of IV)Scrub up and prepare the E.R. (Entertainment Room) because this time the Day Players are getting MEDICAL. Doctor Winston, Doctor Jackson, and Nurse Hygieia are on call for what should be another normal night of rounds. But when a mystery patient gets dumped on their doorstep with a strange and dangerous condition, they must leap into action, all while navigating the torrid relationships we assume come standard with all hospitals! Join Paxton, Morgan, Sawyer, and Tommy as they brandish their extremely limited medical vocabulary and cure YOU of your chronic boredom! -Paxton Faraar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) -Morgan...2020-07-051h 03Day PlayersDay Players095. Masters of None - Fistpunch City IV of IVSometime you roll bad, and have to live with it. This week, three schools seek one purpose: JUSTICE. After days of violence, accusations, and pain, Masters Midnight and Hue (and Humboldt, a Master no more) must face their past in an epic showdown and answer for their crimes, real or imagined. But as they enter the halls of their former school, will they be able to bring peace to Hornvale? Or will the mysterious green assassins end the age of martial arts? Join Morgan, Tommy, Paxton, and Peter as they make fully known the fruits of their training and bring...2020-06-281h 05Day PlayersDay Players094. Going Bananas - Fistpunch City III of IVHow to recover from a bad roll? Try something so looney tunes the DM can’t deny it. Plus, the most relevant use of a character’s Background Feature in the history of DnD podcasting, as our three Masters fill another week of adventure with martial arts movie tropes, from market chases to poisonous intrigue. -Morgan Vassiljev (Master Dungeon) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) -Tommy Ager (Master Hmm) @Tommy_Ager (Twitter/Insta) -Paxton Faraar (Master Midnight) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) -Peter Lansdaal (Master Hue) @peterandpigment (Insta) This campaign was played on DnD 5th Edition, at Level 11. Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast Discord: https://discord.gg/2BuftK3 Soun...2020-06-2153 minDay PlayersDay Players093. A Tale of Two Punches - Fistpunch City II of IVThe story of the worst martial arts school of all time. Murder is on the table and the first suspect is in the interrogation chair. But not only is he ready to talk, he’s got a whole story to tell about the past lives of our heroes... Join Morgan, Tommy, Paxton, and Peter as they don their gi and tighten their belts in the continuation of a new Day Players series! (not black belts, just their regular belts). -Morgan Vassiljev (Master Dungeon) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) -Tommy Ager (Master Hmm) @Tommy_Ager (Twitter/Insta) -Paxton Faraar (Master Midnight) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) -P...2020-06-1455 minDay PlayersDay Players092. Who Gives a Flying Fork - Fistpunch City I of IVA corrupted city, where 3 deadly Masters dwell to root out evil. Clear your mind and clench your fists, because the Day Players are here with martial arts to spare! Master Hmm, Master Midnight, and Master Hue have run their own schools peacefully in the city of Hornvale for years. But after tragedy strikes, they must bring their disparate disciplines together for justice, peace, and sick stunts. Join Morgan, Tommy, Paxton, and Peter as they don their gi and tighten their belts in the start of a new Day Players series! (not black belts, just their regular belts). -Morgan Vassiljev (Master...2020-06-071h 10Day PlayersDay Players091. Honey, I Blew Up the Halfling - Tiny Party IV of IVThis giant (however friendly) must be stopped. After a long and tiny road, Gaahl, Yippee, and Pips are ready to be their normal size. But unfortunately, all the growing has gone straight to Momo’s head, and it looks like they may not be amenable to a down-size. Only one path remains; an all out size-swapping, big-battering, hugifying hit fest! Join Paxton, Will, Tommy, and Silver as they pick on someone very much not their own size, in a thrilling Day Players series conclusion! -Paxton Faraar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) -Will Pierce (Gaahl Mgła), @bigbearwill (insta) -Tommy Ager (Yip...2020-05-3141 minDay PlayersDay Players090. Size Does Matter - Tiny Party III of IVCan you stop a giant when you're only 4" tall? Chaos erupts with the news that a behemoth is nearing the village! The hills are alive with the sound of a giant, and Gaahl, Yippee, and Pips have a sneaking suspicion they know who it is. But suspicion alone is not enough sneaking, as they will also have to make their way past Gunther, the inquisitive child! Or maybe...it’s time for a legendary team-up… Join Paxton, Will, Tommy, and Silver as they strike out to save their friend from a horde of angry villagers and from their own, giant self...2020-05-2448 minDay PlayersDay Players089. Elf Defense - Tiny Party II of IVYippee Leafstomp always wanted to be a big-game hunter, Pips always wanted to be a giant of martial prowess, and Gaahl Mgła always wanted to be a huge name in music. But now they’re all the small versions of those because Momo’s magic amulet done shrunk the party! Forced to have a new perspective on life, our heroes are quickly realizing that their undoing may be at the sticky hands of a 4-year old. Will they escape the whims of an adolescent titan? Or be stuck into his toy-box of fate...forever? Join Paxton, Will, Tommy, and Silve...2020-05-1752 minDay PlayersDay Players088. In the Shrink of an Eye - Tiny Party I of IVGrab your rope and ice pick, because the Day Players are headed to the mountains! And who doesn’t love an Alpine landscape? Sweeping mountain vistas, majestic mountain cows, and the ever present danger of freezing to death. Big-game hunter Yippee Leafstomp is guiding cheerful metalhead Gaahl Mgła and martial master Pips (and protege Momo) through the Lambstongue pass along. Conditions are rough and morale is low when an oasis presents itself... surely whatever is waiting in there is better than what’s out here, right? Join Paxton, Will, Tommy, and Silver as they trek straight into the start of a...2020-05-101h 00Day PlayersDay Players087. Mad Jelly - Quarantine BONUSDay Players try Roll20. Our heroes find themselves trapped, shackled to their own homes as an apocalypse swirls around outside! But fear not: even in the darkest hour, there must be content. From the Day Players crew to you, an update on our content in the midst of quarantine and a bonus episode where we try (and mostly fail spectacularly) to play online. Join Peter, Tommy, Morgan, and Paxton as they escape their mundane apartments into a beautiful fantasy basement full of slime! Peter Lansdaal (Dungeon Master) @fullcrocdoc, @peterandpigment (Twitter/Insta) Tommy Ager (Atlas Darklight) @Tommy_Ager (Insta) Morgan Vassiljev...2020-05-071h 05Day PlayersDay Players086. Stayin' A Hive - Queens Quest IV of IVAs the KBB drones emerge, our queens must sequester to their own hives. Mada, Lady Valor, and Beezy have a plan to hold up the enemy’s sinister machinations, and it doesn’t hurt that they get to wait it out in their own private bunker. Surely with Wilhelm and Zigtac by their side, and a full array of magical tools at their disposal, nothing can go wrong… Join Sean, Kristina, Tommy, and Braxton as they prepare to halt a bee-saster, and sting the forces of evil in this Day Players series conclusion! Sean Palegaze (Dungeon Master) https://www.twitch.tv/kin...2020-05-031h 06Day PlayersDay Players085. Squad Save the Queen - Queens Quest III of IVCW: Gore The KBB is closing in and the heat is on! Hopefully Mada, Lady Valor, and Beezy can cool down in the alchemy lab of Zigtac, brilliant scientist and extremely old gnome. Wilhelm, a similarly old elf, has vouched for the abilities of this eccentric researcher. But with so much at stake, how much trust can our heroes really put in this interesting fellow…? Join Sean, Kristina, Tommy, and Braxton as they dispatch goons and get in good with an increasingly elderly series of NPCs! Sean Palegaze (Dungeon Master) https://www.twitch.tv/kingpalegaze (Twitch) Kristina Todd (Mada Southholth) @th...2020-04-261h 04Day PlayersDay Players084. The Old Man and the Bee - Queens Quest II of IVA farmer’s market has never gone so poorly. Mada, Lady Valor, and Beezy were just minding their own business when the honey hit the fan, and now it’s up to them to try to recover the holy bee relics from the Kabal of Beekeeper Bees! Their trip to the local authorities has been a bust, but they still might have a connection or two in the city… Join Sean, Kristina, Tommy, and Braxton as they bust out of the jailhouse and into the greenhouse! Sean Palegaze (Dungeon Master) https://www.twitch.tv/kingpalegaze (Twitch) Kristina Todd (Mada Southholth) @therep...2020-04-191h 00Day PlayersDay Players083. This Little B Went to Market - Queens Quest I of IVStrap on a beekeeper’s hat and grab your smoke stick because we’re headed to the apiary! Mada, Lady Valor, and Beezy are three strangers in a seemingly normal farmer’s market. But when a priceless relic is stolen, they must put aside their differences and bond over their appreciation of honey, because otherwise a bee-themed apocalypse is nigh! Join Sean, Kristina, Tommy, and Braxton in the first ever guest-DM’d Day Players tale! World-shaking mysteries, secret societies, and more bee puns than you can shake a honey stir stick at await in the beginning of a new Day Players...2020-04-121h 03Day PlayersDay Players082. Spring 2020 UpdateIt's a wild time, and we all have to adapt. Here's a look behind the curtain at how we're doing at Day Players. Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast Discord: https://discord.gg/2BuftK3 Soundtrack: https://soundcloud.com/tommyamusic2020-04-0907 minDay PlayersDay Players081. Give'em The Bird! - Dial R for WRESTLING V of VWhat a ride it’s been. Death. Plots. Trickery. A horse. A vampire. A curse. But although Sparkle, Will, and Kieran have seen more madness than the ref in a 3-hour Pay-Per-View, there remains a final challenge: to answer Treewalker’s right of challenge, avenge the fallen, and get the coveted belt. In the grand tradition of wrestling, this can only be achieved with that most solemn of contests: grabbing a greasy turkey from the top of a 100-foot ladder. You know, a DIGNIFIED fight. Join Morgan, Sawyer, Tommy, and Will as they turn on one another to get their hand...2020-04-0558 minDay PlayersDay Players080. Loser Tells All - Dial R for WRESTLING IV of VThe prime suspect in the murder of Barry Turnbuckle has been disqualified, on account of acute sword-through-chest-itis. Drugs are in play, and more violence is at hand. The question for Will, Sparkle, and Kieran is this: how do we wrestle our way out? They may not know yet, but one thing’s for sure, it’s going to take a pinch of luck, an ounce of deduction, and a whole lot of flaunting the time honored traditions of the ring. Morgan, Sawyer, Tommy, and Will are here to do two things: chew gum, and wrestle murderers. And gum is hazardous to c...2020-03-291h 04Day PlayersDay Players079. The Hurt Locker Room - Dial R for WRESTLING III of VIt’s hard to believe that a referee would disqualify a victory just because one of the wrestlers turned into a horse and another wrestler attempted a body slam off of said horse and then ANOTHER wrestler continued to absolutely demolish his opponent long after the bell rang. The rulebook conveniently neglected to mention this particular situation, so Will, Sparkle, and Kieran find themselves with no wins yet. But a failure in the ring does not mean a loss overall; after a demonstration of power THIS efficient, Treewalker is ready to spill the beans. Join Morgan, Sawyer, Tommy, and Will as...2020-03-221h 12Day PlayersDay Players078. Dynamic Entry! - Dial R For WRESTLING II of VA murder most foul in the sacred ring, and only a certain elf knows what really went down (because he did the aforementioned murdering). And what better place to have a quiet and earnest conversation than in the ring, in front of millions of people? Wildman, Sparkle, and Kieran will all get their chance to get their hands on Treewalker, but will he let his mouth do the talking? Or his fists? Join Morgan, Sawyer, Tommy, and Will as they enter the ring, enjoy their custom entrance themes, and bust out only the most brutal wrestling moves! Morgan Vassiljev (Dungeon...2020-03-1553 minDay PlayersDay Players077. Turnabout Turnbuckle - Dial R For WRESTLING I of VSlap on your leotards, sign the waiver, and oil up, cuz it’s time for a wild wrasslin’ extravaganza with the Day Players! Barry Turnbuckle was the heel everyone loved to hate, but nobody expected him to be murdered in the ring. With Will “Wildman” Everbeast, Sparkle Grey, and Kieran Calaway hired by Barry’s brother to solve his murder, only one thing will bring the truth to light: some good old fashioned smackdowns. Join Morgan, Sawyer, Tommy, and Will as they enter the squared circle…and if they play their cards right, they might even make it out alive. Morgan Vassi...2020-03-0854 minDay PlayersDay Players076. Growth Squirt - On Lowered Tides IV of IVAncient Leviathan: snoozed. Cultist: permanently snoozed. Shrimple: tragically snoozed (but largely saved). Just another day for the Day Players. But Tor, Poughkeepsie, and Hollis aren’t out of hot or cold water yet: they’ll need to haul any treasure they find out of the caves first! A new Bag of Holding will make that easier, but it’s already clear they aren’t the only ones snooping around down here. Folks desperate enough to explore the depths are desperate enough to not want to share any of what’s found… Join Peter, Amber, Morgan, and Hannah as they stumble for home, de...2020-03-0152 minDay PlayersDay Players075. Shrimpwrecked - On Lowered Tides III of IVThey curve on conflict, dodge demons, and fry fish-folk! Our heroes must keep up their slippery ways to get farther into the caves. However, their greedy gold grasping has gone greatly gallywest, and a Goonies-style gauntlet gets going! Will Tor, Poughkeepsie, and Hollis survive shipwreck on a lost fleet? Or does that weight of all that gold call them to the depths…? Join Peter, Amber, Morgan, and Hannah as they explore dangerous new depths, encounter the ancient, and discover that complicated magic is best stopped with shrimple methods. -Peter Lansdaal (Dungeon Master) @peterandpigment (Insta) -Amber (Tor) @ambernotscarlet (Insta) -Morgan Vassiljev (Po...2020-02-2352 minDay PlayersDay Players074. Let's Make a Pact - On Lowered Tides II of IVAncient caves have been revealed, but so has the first of many dangers: petty squabbles! Tor, Poughkeepsie, and Hollis are on the brink of great discovery, but clearly some other folks had the same idea. Will our heroes have to interject as spontaneous mediaries? Or as spontaneous cave-bouncers? Hope that everyone doesn’t lose track of the tide amidst the chaos… Join Peter, Amber, Morgan, and Hannah as they journey deep, deep within caves not meant to be tread by humankind, let alone a dragonborn and a lobster. -Peter Lansdaal (Dungeon Master) @peterandpigment (Insta) -Amber (Tor) @ambernotscarlet (Insta) -Morgan Vassiljev (Poug...2020-02-1657 minDay PlayersDay Players073. I Need Your Strongest Potions - On Lowered Tides I of IVSlap on your headlamp and get ready to belay, because the Day Players are going spelunking! A rare lunar event is set to open up sea caves full of untold treasure, and Tor, Poughkeepsie, and Hollis are diving in! Will they uncover chests of rubies? Shipwrecks stacked with ancient gold? Or meet some of the unsavory denizens guarding these troves…? If only scuba gear had been invented sooner. Join Peter, Amber, Morgan, and Hannah as they engage in a sport with extremely high fatality rates: cave diving. And also financial planning. -Peter Lansdaal (Dungeon Master) @peterandpigment (Insta) -Amber (Tor) @ambernotscarlet (In...2020-02-091h 00Day PlayersDay Players072. Rebel Soap Scum - Wetter by the Dozen IV of IVOur sources have found the flood’s source, and our heroes are in some serious ship now. Duval and Skrt Skrt are making a play for covert ops, but Balasar is watching in horror as Broomhilda... strolls into an army of orcs. Will the team stop the world’s most dangerous overflow? Or will the mastermind’s floating fortress begin a global conquest? Join Paxton, Morgan, Peter, Chrissy, and Crystaline as they jump on this reverse Noah’s Ark and thwart the very tide, in a thrilling Day Players arc conclusion! -Paxton Faraar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) -Morgan Vassiljev (Broomhil...2020-02-0250 minDay PlayersDay Players071. Sheeple-first Language - Wetter by the Dozen III of IVNegotiations with the cultists have gone as well as they ever do, and Broomhilda, Balasar, Duval, and Skrt Skrt are moving to full-contact diplomacy. But the presence of these misguided worshippers begs the question: what is being worshipped? It seems unlikely that isolated weirdos who just happen to be on the only patch of dry land for miles around would also be spouting about “salvation.” But who knows? Maybe they’re just misunderstood. Violently so. Join Paxton, Morgan, Peter, Chrissy, and Crystaline as they engage in local customs with every weapon available to them! -Paxton Faraar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta...2020-01-2652 minDay PlayersDay Players070. Ghost Shipping - Wetter by the Dozen II of IVWith the smoke of a very horny commune behind them, Broomhilda, Balasar, Duval, and Skrt Skrt sail off to discover the source of the never-ending flood. The tide continues to rise as they navigate the countryside now turned bayou...will they find refuge amongst similarly damp survivors? Or will the excess of water create a thirst for blood in the populace? Plus it’s salt water, so everyone’s skin care routine is just SHOT. Join Paxton, Morgan, Peter, Chrissy, and Crystaline as they row, row, row their boat, merrily down the all-consuming, unceasing nightmare flood. -Paxton Faraar (Dungeon Master) @Paxt...2020-01-1951 minDay PlayersDay Players069. Why "The Mandalorian" is Great DnD - Pt.2 BONUS PODPart 2 of analyzing "The Mandalorian" as DnD and how it can help everyone be better players and DMs. Disney’s “The Mandalorian” is the hot new show in the streaming world, but with a straightforward plot and a simple protagonist, it’s very different from most modern TV shows. This show plays like a DnD campaign -- a really good one. Join Paxton Farrar (@PaxtonFarrar) and Peter Lansdaal (@PeterAndPigment) as they break down the Mandalorian and what it can teach us as Players and GMs. Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast Soundtrack: https://soundcloud.com/tommyager/sets/day-players-ost www.dayplayerscast.com2020-01-1646 minDay PlayersDay Players068. Eyes Wet Shut - Wetter By the Dozen I of IVHitch up your britches, because the flood is a-comin’: the flood of new Day Players content! Broomhilda, Balasar, Duval, and Skrt Skrt are a collection of misfits, converging on a commune of further misfits. All brought there for different reasons, but all about to leave for the same reason: a swift and mysterious flood! Where did it come from? Where will they go? Join Paxton, Morgan, Peter, Crystaline, and Chrissy as they find out! -Paxton Faraar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) -Morgan Vassiljev (Broomhilda) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) -Peter Lansdaal (Balasar Halfclaw) @peterandpigment (Insta) -Chrissy Harris (Duval Roobal) @chrissyharris16 (Insta) -Crystaline Brown (Sk...2020-01-1255 minDay PlayersDay Players067. Three Fell Over the Cookoo’s Nest - Chain Gang of Fools V of VSlaves in the prison sub-basement making magic drugs? Either Bash has wandered into the strangest Breaking Bad spin-off or he is in serious trouble. Or both. As Kel and Decker plan their escape, the powers at play in Pendleward Penitentiary begin to swirl and make their will known. Will the ensuing chaos be enough for the boys to get out? Or are they digging themselves even deeper in, one spoonful at a time? Join Paxton, Sean, Tommy, and Morgan as they make a break for it or get broken themselves, in the wild conclusion to another prison-rules Day Players arc! ...2020-01-0550 minDay PlayersDay Players066. Breaking Mad - Chain Gang Of Fools IV of VAs Kel Varnsen completes his legendary standup routine/flute solo, Decker begins to plan their prison escape and Bash is stuck in a mortal moral quandary. Things in Pendleward Penitentiary definitely were seeming a little bit too nice, horrible things happening in the dungeon is much more appropriate somehow. Will the boys get their escape plan together in time? Will Decker finally get that drink? Will Bash get some character growth? Will Kel finally NOT bomb an act? Join Paxton, Sean, Tommy, and Morgan as they answer these questions and try to get the hell out of Fantasy Dodge! -Paxton...2019-12-2951 minDay PlayersDay Players065. Get Hardy - Chain Gang of Fools III of VAh, a day in the yard: get some fresh air, maybe play Dunk with your buds, and partake in some light brawling. Kel, Bash, and Decker have wound up amidst some tough customers, and if they want to make it through this game of Pokems they’re going to have to serve up serious punishment. Especially with Kel’s big performance happening tonight! Join Paxton, Sean, Tommy, and Morgan as they dust off the knuckles and take out the trash! Plus, come witness Kel Varnsen’s once in a lifetime Pendelward Penitentiary comedy/musical debut! -Paxton Faraar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitte...2019-12-221h 28Day PlayersDay Players064. Prison Olympics - Chain Gang of Fools II of VThis just in: prison is pretty lame. But also, much friendlier than expected! Instead of a benches clearing brawl, Bash finds himself arm wrestling for dominance against a dwarven gang boss. As Kel tries to adapt to life on the inside and Decker’s curiosity grows about his sealed charges, only one thing is for sure: the food is not getting better. Join Paxton, Sean, Tommy, and Morgan as they entrench themselves in the routine of Pendleward Penitentiary, while also digging for a way out... -Paxton Faraar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) -Sean Palegaze (Kel Varnsen) twitch.tv/kingpalegaze (Twitch) -T...2019-12-1558 minDay PlayersDay Players063. Why "The Mandalorian" is Great DnD - Pt.1 BONUS PODWe analyze how The Mandalorian can help everyone be better at DnD on a new kind of bonus pod. It started as an internal discussion between the top minds at Day Players R&D, and we decided we had to share it as a media analysis episode series. Disney’s “The Mandalorian” is the hot new show in the streaming world, but with a straightforward plot and a simple protagonist, it’s very different from most modern TV shows. This show plays like a DnD campaign -- a really good one. Join Paxton Farrar (@PaxtonFarrar) and Peter Lansdaal (@PeterAndPigment) as they bre...2019-12-131h 01Day PlayersDay Players062. The Boys in the Striped Pajamas - Chain Gang of Fools I of VLock into the chain gang and bust out the prison stripes because the Day Players are going to the pokey! Which is prison. We assume people still use the word “pokey.” Kel, Bash, and Decker have been accused of a menagerie of crimes, some more fair than others, and find themselves in Pendleward Penitentiary. Stripped of their gear, their freedom, and their dignity, will this ragtag bunch be crushed on day one? Or rise to the top of the slag heap? Join Paxton, Sean, Tommy, and Morgan as they enter The Big House, make some prison friends, and have unfortunate real...2019-12-081h 03Day PlayersDay Players061. The Fey and the Furious - Where the Fey Things Are IV of IVHorrors of horrors, the people of Volheim have been chowing down on a little bit more than Chicken on a Stick(™) for the last hundred years or so! Dink, Claus, and Belltow are stuck in the midst of fiendish revelers! These weirdos aren’t even bothering with subtext, they will straight up eat you. Fortunately our heroes have the juice to respond in an equally un-subtle manner. That leaves only the Arch-Fey to deal with...talk about a tough holiday dinner party. Join Braxton, Tommy, James, and Peter as they offer up their most powerful thanks, and celebrate the spirit of g...2019-12-011h 03Day PlayersDay Players060. Fey Misérables - Where the Fey Things Are III of IVInto the Feywild, and hopefully back out again eventually! Dink, Claus, and Belltow find themselves among strange flora and stranger fauns and fauna. Pelorsgiving is in full swing back in Volheim, so there’s no time to waste at Pan’s snackbar! The Arch-Fey must be met for Belltow’s heroic return, but where is the Arch-Fey…? Join Braxton, Tommy, James, and Peter as they tangle with the most devious, duplicitous creatures known in creation, and also play a little Fetch. -Braxton Burks (Dink) @BraxtonBurks (Twitter) -Tommy Ager (Claus Hearth) @Tommy_Ager (Twitter/Insta) -James Olsen (Belltow Alorian) @Tabletop_talk (Twitter...2019-11-2457 minDay PlayersDay Players059. Swining & Dining - Where the Fey Things Are II of IVAhh, Pelorsgiving: a time for food, festivities, faith, and fluids (at least for Holcron, resident skulker at the Fat Pig Inn). He may be a wet blanket and a hot mess, but Dink, Claus, and Belltow are keeping cool heads. Though there’s fun to be had, it’s also hard to ignore the sparkling, watchful eyes of the Fey outside the town. And at noon, when the boundary between worlds becomes fuzzy, it may be hard to resist the temptations of more sinister celebrations… Joing Braxton, Tommy, James, and Peter as they learn of new customs and old, old ways. ...2019-11-1749 minDay PlayersDay Players050. The Iron Chair - Two Half Blood Princes V of VThey’ve burned it down, they’ve saddled up, and now the Novason brothers are marching into their final battle. With the palace guard valently slain, can our princes single handedly save their father, mother, and kingdom? It might be possible, with their new Signature Move... Join Morgan, Sawyer, and Paxton as they conclude this tale of goofs and gallant actions. -Morgan Vassiljev (Gron Novason) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) -Sawyer Wells (Delvin Novason) -Paxton Faraar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) This campaign was played on DnD 5th Edition, at Level 1. Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast Soundtrack: https://soundcloud.com/tommyager/sets/day-players-ost www.dayplayerspod.2019-10-0652 minDay PlayersDay Players049. Destroy the Garden - Two Half Blood Princes IV of VThe kingdom in turmoil, invaders and ghouls in the castle halls, and now...a new mother? Gron and Delvin are no strangers to familial upheaval, but this is surely beyond the pale. At least shared holidays are going to involve even more presents now (assuming their mother wakes from her enchanted sleep and their father is released from his cell). Join Morgan, Sawyer, and Paxton as they navigate this challenging new time in these young mens’ lives. Or as they save the kingdom instead. -Morgan Vassiljev (Gron Novason) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) -Sawyer Wells (Delvin Novason) -Paxton Faraar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/In...2019-09-2959 minDay PlayersDay Players048. Castle Blasters - Two Half Blood Princes III of VIf a king is under house arrest, is it called castle arrest? These are the important questions for Gron and Delvin, as they scramble to muster the guard and the people. But that may prove difficult with the magic barrier between the castle walls and the surrounding lands, and a question even more important than the castle arrest question arises: where is the key to the kingdom? Join Morgan, Sawyer, and Paxton as they step up to the front lines, like true leaders should! -Morgan Vassiljev (Gron Novason) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) -Sawyer Wells (Delvin Novason) -Paxton Faraar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter...2019-09-221h 18Day PlayersDay Players047. Twilight Princes - Two Half Blood Princes II of VGron and Delvin have proved themselves to be the heroes, princes, and animal handlers we all knew they could be. After an aardvark rescue mission worthy of the legendary Pet Warlock Aeis Venturha, a royal celebration is very much in order. But what clandestine plotting goes on when the eyes of the ruler are diverted to festivities? What secrets lie with Shelly that warranted risking the lives of the princes? And will Gron and Delvin ever let each other finish telling a story? Join Paxton, Morgan, and Sawyer as they party as hard as you’d imagine a magical royal fa...2019-09-151h 14Day PlayersDay Players046. Brother From Another Mother - Two Half Blood Princes I of VThe Day Players have scaled things down for an intimate, 3-person only session! Delvin Novason lived a carefree life of ease as the prince and golden child of a kind father and doting mother. But his days of magic and royalty are soon upset by the appearance of Gron Novason, who sure looks a lot like Dad… Join Morgan, Sawyer, and Paxton as they basically do fantasy Stepbrothers! -Morgan Vassiljev (Gron Novason) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) -Sawyer Wells (Delvin Novason) -Paxton Faraar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) This campaign was played on DnD 5th Edition, at Level 1. Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast Soundtrack: https://so...2019-09-081h 04Day PlayersDay Players037. The Pits Of Santorum - Wet Hot American Sewer IV of IV037. The Pits Of Santorum - Wet Hot American Sewer IV of IV by Paxton Farrar, Tommy Ager, Morgan Vassiljev, Peter Lansdaal2019-07-081h 25Day PlayersDay Players036. The Secrets Of The Ooze - Wet Hot American Sewer III of IV036. The Secrets Of The Ooze - Wet Hot American Sewer III of IV by Paxton Farrar, Tommy Ager, Morgan Vassiljev, Peter Lansdaal2019-06-301h 03Day PlayersDay Players035. Sewer Smash Buddies - Wet Hot American Sewer II of IV035. Sewer Smash Buddies - Wet Hot American Sewer II of IV by Paxton Farrar, Tommy Ager, Morgan Vassiljev, Peter Lansdaal2019-06-231h 15Day PlayersDay Players034. Trouble, Right Here in River Sh!tty - Wet Hot American Sewer I of IV034. Trouble, Right Here in River Sh!tty - Wet Hot American Sewer I of IV by Paxton Farrar, Tommy Ager, Morgan Vassiljev, Peter Lansdaal2019-06-161h 13Day PlayersDay Players034. Trouble Right Here in River Sh!tty - Wet Hot American Sewer I of IV034. Trouble Right Here in River Sh!tty - Wet Hot American Sewer I of IV by Paxton Farrar, Tommy Ager, Morgan Vassiljev, Peter Lansdaal2019-06-161h 13Day PlayersDay Players033. One Man Arm - Y - School Of Hard Cracks V Of VThe Ryzantine drums of war have been sounded, and they’re extra loud on account of all the arms. Poundcake, Yona, Durandal, and Salazar must put aside thoughts of the Big Game, and instead go into overtime fighting off the ancient armies that threaten to overtake Hagenvole Mystical Institute. What started as a simple mystery has now gotten seriously out of hand, and our heroes are all that stand between an innocent stadium and would-be conquerors. Join Morgan, Wayana, Phillip, Paxton, and Peter as they dispatch of some excessively armed warriors! -Morgan Vassiljev (Crit “Poundcake” Baker) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) -Wayana Dolan (Yona S...2019-06-091h 18Day PlayersDay Players032. Fantasy Football - School Of Hard Cracks IV Of VWell thank goodness the Cracks have been vanquished! And now Poundcake can finally play in the Big Game, cheered on by Salazar, Durrandel, and Yona! But as the teams meet on the field, what is that strange red glow hovering over the players...? And are they just ignoring the corpses on the field or what? Join Paxton, Phillip, Wayana, Peter, and Morgan as they enjoy a simple game of football, complete with all the normal football rules that you are familiar with! -Morgan Vassiljev (Crit “Poundcake” Baker) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) -Wayana Dolan (Yona Stonethrow) -Phillip Olson (Durandal) -Paxton Faraar (Salazar Taunt) @Paxt...2019-06-021h 02Day PlayersDay Players031. Schoolhouse Rift - School of Hard Cracks III of VIt's been a long field trip already, but at last our heroes approach the tower! Salazar, Darrandel, and Poundcake may have successfully rescued their friend, but Yona has found a familiar face in the depths. As a sinister plot emerges, questions abound...but forget all that boring junk, what about the Big Game?? Join Paxton, Wayana, Phillip, Morgan and Peter as they hinge the fate of the multiverse around a football throw. -Morgan Vassiljev (Crit “Poundcake” Baker) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) -Wayana Dolan (Yona Stonethrow) -Phillip Olson (Durandal) -Paxton Faraar (Salazar Taunt) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) -Peter Lansdaal (Dungeon Master) @fullcrocdoc, @peterandpigment (Twitter/Inst...2019-05-261h 04Day PlayersDay Players030. The Worst Magic School Bus - School of Hard Cracks II of VCuriouser and curiouser, into the looking glass leap our heroes! With Yona having jumped into one of the mysterious blue cracks, Poundcake, Durandal, and Salazar face a tricky choice: pursue their disappeared friend? Or write this off as “honestly not that weird for a wizard school”? Meanwhile, on the other side of the Crack, Yona finds herself in a most unusual circumstance (still though, not that weird for wizard school). Join Morgan, Wayana, Phillip, Paxton, and Peter as they embark on a magical spelunking expedition. Also featuring the world’s most unfortunate familiar, Daddy the Octopus. -Morgan Vassiljev (Crit “Poundcake” Baker) @Mo...2019-05-191h 15Day PlayersDay Players029. The House that Crack Built - School of Hard Cracks I of VGet your textbooks together because a new school-year (and story arc) has started for Day Players! It’s a beautiful rainy evening at Hagenvole Mystical Institute, and all that can be heard is gentle rain and the quiet panic of studying wizards. Krit, Yona, Durandal, and Salazar soon find that peace shattered, and are cast into a world-bending adventure! With the Big Game looming and secrets afoot, only one thing is certain: this doesn’t count as an extracurricular. Join Morgan, Wayana, Phillip, Paxton, and Peter as the explore the halls and peculiarities of Hagenvole, and of each other. Go Vole...2019-05-1248 minDay PlayersDay Players028. What A Waterful World - Free Gilly V of VThe end of the journey is in sight for our heroes, and Thoren, Trixie, Nillena, and Thagoreous have certainly had their fill of hoofing it (well, not so much with the hooves ever since Big Sebastien the Horse died). But though their goal is on the horizon, it yet remains obscured...mostly by a big old volcano. Join Raag, Courtney, Jess, Tommy, and Paxton as they strive to do the right thing in the face of evil. Also, some definitely unsanctioned Bionicle action. - Raag Harshavat (Thoren) twitch.tv/raagbot (Twitch) @Harshavatrx (Twitter) @thefraag (Insta) -Courtney Bandeko (Trixie Balorfist) @bandekoot...2019-05-051h 07Day PlayersDay Players027. Burn Gully - Free Gilly IV of V“What’s worse than a merfolk poacher? A merfolk poacher with exploding knives!” A classic piece of merfolk humor, but the situation Thoren, Trixie, Nillena, and Thagoreous find themselves in is no joke. Beset on all sides by foes seen and unseen, there’s only one thing to do: hit hard, and keep that sucker LOCKED. DOWN. Join Raag, Courtney, Jess, Tommy, and Paxton as they keep their wits about them and burn all their spells on making a man hold real still. - Raag Harshavat (Thoren) twitch.tv/raagbot (Twitch) @Harshavatrx (Twitter) @thefraag (Insta) -Courtney Bandeko (Trixie Balorfist) @bandekoot (Twitter...2019-04-281h 02Day PlayersDay Players026. Oh Water, Where Art Thou? - Free Gilly III of VHaving bested all two of their foes, Thoren, Trixie, Nillena, and Thagoreous strike out into the woods for covert travel. The way to the watery kingdom is clear, and recent victory has bolstered their hearts. But though they travel under cover of night, unwelcome wanderers may await...devious sorcerers? Wolves? Coachella attendees? Inert objects? The answer is yes to all of these. Join Raag, Courtney, Jess, Tommy, and Paxton as they journey up a mountain, fail to push a rock, and solve fantasy racism. - Raag Harshavat (Thoren) twitch.tv/raagbot (Twitch) @Harshavatrx (Twitter) @thefraag (Insta) -Courtney Bandeko (Trixie Balorfist...2019-04-2143 minDay PlayersDay Players025. Bar Room Blitz - Free Gilly II of VThe cat is out of the bag, and the fish-child is out of the tub! And maybe into the kidnapping box! Thoren, Trixie, Nillena, and Thagoreous find themselves beset by would-be poachers in their lodgings. But these evildoers may find themselves ill matched for our tough (and mildly bloodthirsty) heroes! A fierce fight is in store, and one of these thieves seems to have some tricks up his sleeve… Join Raag, Courtney, Jess, Tommy, and Paxton as they protect their kid more vigorously than an online helicopter parent! - Raag Harshavat (Thoren) twitch.tv/raagbot (Twitch) @Harshavatrx (Twitter) @thefraag (Insta) -C...2019-04-141h 05Day PlayersDay Players024. Gilly The Kid - Free Gilly I of VDay Players hit Hollywood! This session was recorded in sunny Los Angeles, but don’t worry: fame hasn’t changed us. The unlikely ensemble of Thagoreous, Trixie, Nillena, and Thoren find themselves departing the less glamorous town of Pram for unknown territories. And they have unfortunate cargo; an innocent but peculiar child, who the less scrupulous would use for their own means. Our heroes must put aside their dark pasts for the sake of their quest, even at the cost of their own safety. Also: bickering! Join Courtney, Tommy, Jess, Raag, and Paxton as they try to get a handle on t...2019-04-071h 04Day PlayersDay Players023. It's Just A Dog's Life - Habberdash Hijinks IV of IVSAVE THOSE LILIES! The house has been cleaned, the Paladins came by (without seeing Yera) and everything was going so well...until some darn gophers showed up! A minor nuisance, but Yera, Abe, and Boki won’t leave a job unfinished. They’re sure to take care of those rodents...but at what cost? Join Abbey, Sawyer, Paxton, and Morgan as they do some pest control and complete some Day Players spring cleaning! -Abbey Willman (Yeralin “Yera” Greeneye) , insta @abbeywill, Twitter @onestaletwinkie -Sawyer Wells (Abraham “Abe”) -Paxton Farrar (Breena “Boki” Kettleburg) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) -Morgan Vassiljev (Dungeon Master) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) This campaign wa...2019-03-311h 18Day PlayersDay Players022. Bedknobs and Ball Gowns - Habberdash Hijinks III of IVThe Mystery of Who-Let-In-Those-Sexy-Teens is solved, and before our heroes yawns...the Basement. Those things are already scary enough without magic involved, so who knows what weird junk is down there...Fortunately Yera, Abe, and Boki are by this point well accustomed to their supernatural cleaning tasks! Join Abbey, Sawyer, Paxton, and Morgan as they risk their lives for some old ball gowns. Also: the Legend of Jackethy! -Abbey Willman (Yeralin “Yera” Greeneye) , insta @abbeywill, Twitter @onestaletwinkie -Sawyer Wells (Abraham “Abe”) -Paxton Farrar (Breena “Boki” Kettleburg) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) -Morgan Vassiljev (Dungeon Master) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) This campaign was played on D20 5th Edit...2019-03-241h 08Day PlayersDay Players021. Fangsty Teens - Habberdash Hijinks II of IV021. Fangsty Teens - Habberdash Hijinks II of IV by Paxton Farrar, Tommy Ager, Morgan Vassiljev, Peter Lansdaal2019-03-171h 27Day PlayersDay Players020. A Wok to Remember - Habberdash Hijinks I of IVAnother epic Day Players quest commences! Yera, Boki, and Abe are tasked with facing off against the most dangerous foe yet seen on this podcast: housework. Hired as helpers by local magnate Lord Darren, how difficult could it be to tidy up the home of the local witch? Join Abbey, Sawyer, Paxton and Morgan as they slap on the cleaning gloves of protection and ready their +1 mops of justice! -Abbey Willman (Yera) , insta @abbeywill, Twitter @onestaletwinkie -Sawyer Wells (Abe) -Paxton Farrar (Boki) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) -Morgan Vassiljev (Dungeon Master) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) This campaign was played on D20 5th Edition, at...2019-03-101h 35Day PlayersDay Players019. Their Will, Be Blood - Smite Club V of VThe face of evil has been revealed, and its plans laid bare! Fortunately Kane, Pell, and Aris are on the scene to (hopefully) prevent wholesale slaughter. Will these three agents of the divine be able to stand against a betrayer of all that is holy? Or will they be sent to meet their patrons? And was that stoner a witch or what? Join Morgan, Peter, Tommy, and Paxton on their own personal judgment day, and conclude another Day Players campaign arc! -Peter Lansdaal (Kane Thorntip) @fullcrocdoc, @peterandpigment (Twitter/Insta) -Tommy Ager (Pell Harken) @Tommy_Ager (Twitter/Insta) -Morgan Vassiljev (Aris...2019-03-0356 minDay PlayersDay Players018. Law & Horror, Supernatural Victims Unit - Smite Club IV of VIntense pursuit and dubious interrogation have led to this: A public witch trial for the ages! The stakes are high, but fortunately Pell, Kane, and Aris have the robust judicial support you would expect from an age where burning at the stake is still a thing. With the blood of innocents on the line, one hopes they remember that witches do not always look like what you think… The night watch has done their job rounding up suspects, and now it's time for Morgan, Tommy, Peter, and Paxton to do theirs: as judges, and as executioners. -Peter Lansdaal (Kane Thorntip) @fu...2019-02-241h 14Day PlayersDay Players017. Blazin' Saddles - Smite Club III of VThe game is afoot for Kane, Pell, and Aris, and our holy Holmes’ seem to be closing in on the source of the town’s woes. Could there really be witches...? Or is it just some hippy nonsense? Join Peter, Tommy, Morgan, and Paxton as they ride like a divine wind, get into a heated exchange, and battle foes that take more than 2 hits to best. -Peter Lansdaal (Kane Thorntip) @fullcrocdoc, @peterandpigment (Twitter/Insta) -Tommy Ager (Pell Harken) @Tommy_Ager (Twitter/Insta) -Morgan Vassiljev (Aris Mor) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) -Paxton Farrar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) This campaign was played on D20...2019-02-171h 18Day PlayersDay Players016. The Kids Are All Smite - Smite Club II of VA murder most foul has struck, and the pressure is mounting for our heroes to come up with suspects, and answers. Armed with their wits and their weapons, Kane Thorntip, Pell Harken, and Aris Mor, engage in that most heroic endeavor: chatting up the townsfolk (and cats). But how do you solve a murder when the murderer seems to be...the victim? Join Peter, Tommy, Morgan, and Paxton as they go shopping, interrogate children, and go for a ride. -Peter Lansdaal (Kane Thorntip) @fullcrocdoc, @peterandpigment (Twitter/Insta) -Tommy Ager (Pell Harken) @Tommy_Ager (Twitter/Insta) -Morgan Vassiljev (Aris Mor) @MorganVassiljev...2019-02-101h 08Day PlayersDay Players015. Three Paladins Walk Into a Bar - Smite Club I of VYou’re going to want to sit down for this one, or perhaps even kneel, because it’s time for the Day Players All Paladins arc! Old friends Kane Thorntip, Pell Harken, and Aris Mor find themselves amongst two evil forces at work: witches, and international politics. With a major summit approaching, how will our heroes suss out the corruption hiding in the city? Join the regular crew of Peter, Tommy, Morgan, and Paxton as they summon the forces of good and kick a little ass along the way. *NOTE*: some pretty nasty stuff happens to an imaginary cat around 11:00, if y...2019-02-031h 22Day PlayersDay Players014. So, You Want To Be A Paladin...(BONUS Episode)Do you want to know how to play a Paladin? More importantly, do you want to know WHY to play a Paladin? It’s steeped in more real history and folklore than most DnD classes, and we’ll help you understand how it fits into the game. We like to occasionally do a bonus pod to deobfuscate a subject, because these sorts of discussions were so helpful to us when we learned to play. DnD is both wonderful, and complicated. Because it’s so much more than a game, and has evolved over decades, the best way to learn to is fro...2019-02-0142 minDay PlayersDay Players013. Smoke 'Em if You Got 'Em - Hear No Evil VI of VIWhen espionage fails Dax, Nell the Younger, and Gillian turn to what they know best: busting heads. With droves of fanatical cultists staring them down, our heroes will have to bring to bear their full abilities in the conclusion to our Hear No Evil campaign arc. At least if they die they can be sure of a good burial though! Join Morgan, Paxton, Peter, and Dan as they strike evil down at its very heart (even though technically worms don’t have hearts, they have “aortic arches”). -Peter Lansdaal (Dax Halloway) @fullcrocdoc, @peterandpigment (Twitter/Insta) -Paxton Farrar (Gillian Rhodes) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitte...2019-01-2757 minDay PlayersDay Players012. The Early Bird Praises the Worm - Hear No Evil V of VIAs cult secrets are revealed, Dax, Nell the Younger, and Gillian find themselves facing their most dangerous foe yet: a determined middle manager. Will they be able to pull a fast one? Or will the worm worshipers prove to be more sharp-eyed than their god? Join Morgan, Paxton, Peter, and Dan as they climb the corporate ladder…downwards. -Peter Lansdaal (Dax Halloway) @fullcrocdoc, @peterandpigment (Twitter/Insta) -Paxton Farrar (Gillian Rhodes) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) -Dan Roberts (Nell The Younger) -Morgan Vassiljev (Dungeon Master) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast www.dayplayerspod.com2019-01-201h 04Day PlayersDay Players011. Dress for Success - Hear No Evil IV of VISecret agents Dax, Nell the Younger, and Gillian take part in some low-tech, high-magic 007 infiltration! Fortunately the people down in these caves are very nice and trusting, their whole operation definitely seems above the boards. Join Morgan, Peter, Paxton, and Dan as they sneak, dabble in ancient magics, and prepare for some light bureaucracy. -Peter Lansdaal (Dax Halloway) @fullcrocdoc, @peterandpigment (Twitter/Insta) -Paxton Farrar (Gillian Rhodes) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) -Dan Roberts (Nell The Younger) -Morgan Vassiljev (Dungeon Master) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast www.dayplayerspod.com2019-01-1354 minDay PlayersDay Players010. Zhan of the Dead - Hear No Evil III of VIOur heroes find themselves in “deep” trouble as they “cave in” to their curiosity and “dig in” to a “horrifying occult graveyard of ancient decay.” Will Dax, Nell The Younger, and Gillian preserve themselves? Or will they join the Rot? Join Morgan, Peter, Paxton, and Dan as they make new, very old friends. -Peter Lansdaal (Dax Halloway) @fullcrocdoc, @peterandpigment (Twitter/Insta) -Paxton Farrar (Gillian Rhodes) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) -Dan Roberts (Nell The Younger) -Morgan Vassiljev (Dungeon Master) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast www.dayplayerspod.com2019-01-061h 04Day PlayersDay Players009. Stand Your Sack - Hear No Evil II of VIHaving felled an ancient and majestic beast that they provoked first, Dax, Nell The Younger, and Gillian decide to check out its basement. But apparently the space is already being sublet, and the landlord is making his presence known...Join Morgan, Peter, Paxton, and Dan as they search for warmth and find more than they bargained for. -Peter Lansdaal (Dax Halloway) @fullcrocdoc, @peterandpigment (Twitter/Insta) -Paxton Farrar (Gillian Rhodes) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) -Dan Roberts (Nell The Younger) -Morgan Vassiljev (Dungeon Master) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast www.dayplayerspod.com2018-12-301h 22Day PlayersDay Players008. Snow Your Enemy - Hear No Evil I of VIGet out your cold weather gear for a new winter episode of Day Players! Dax, Nell The Younger, and Gillian find themselves stranded in the unforgiving tundra. What will do them in first: the fierce cold? Whatever is making those strange howls? Or the secrets they keep from each other? Here’s hoping they drew lots to see who gets eaten first. Join Morgan, Peter, Paxton, and Dan as they fail to keep cool-headed even in sub-zero temperatures. -Peter Lansdaal (Dax Halloway) @fullcrocdoc, @peterandpigment (Twitter/Insta) -Paxton Farrar (Gillian Rhodes) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) -Dan Roberts (Nell The Younger) -Morgan Vassiljev (Du...2018-12-231h 34Day PlayersDay Players007. That Sinking Feeling - Call of the Compass IV of IVHaving solved the mysteries of the Caves of Raq’ahntor, Ricklin, Brianne, and Cavalier emerge into daylight to speedily head home. They do so peacefully and with zero obstacles on the way back. A very short finale that definitely doesn’t involve golems, fish, and a collapse of Atlantian proportions. Join Paxton, Tommy, Peter, and Morgan as they finish another Day Players adventure! -Peter Lansdaal (Ricklin Blackcliff) @fullcrocdoc, @peterandpigment (Twitter/Insta) -Tommy Ager (Brianne) @Tommy_Ager (Twitter/Insta) -Morgan Vassiljev (Cavalier) @MorganVassiljev (Insta) -Paxton Farrar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast www.dayplayerspod.com2018-12-161h 14Day PlayersDay Players006. The Caves of Raq'ahntor - Call of the Compass III of IVAt long last, the compass’ destination is made clear. The island promises treasure, but Ricklin, Brianne, and Cavalier will discover that the real treasure is the trust we have in one another. But also definitely actual treasure. Join Paxton, Tommy, Peter, and Morgan as they go on the most magical geo-caching trip of all time. Peter Lansdaal (Ricklin) @fullcrocdoc, @peterandpigment (Twitter/Insta) Tommy Ager (Brianne) @Tommy_Ager (Twitter/Insta) Morgan Vassiljev (Cavalier) Insta: @MorganVassiljev (Insta) Paxton Farrar (Dungeon Master) @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast www.dayplayerspod.com2018-12-0957 minDay PlayersDay Players005. North by North Quest - Call of the Compass II of IVCavalier follows the compass to a mysterious island, accompanied by a curious Ricklin and a nervous Brianne. What secrets will the caverns hold? Why did the compass bring them? And did everyone wait 30 minutes after eating their Goodberries before getting in the water? Join Paxton, Tommy, Peter, and Morgan as they absolutely destroy some fish. Peter Lansdaal @fullcrocdoc, @peterandpigment (Twitter/Insta) Tommy Ager @Tommy_Ager (Twitter/Insta) Morgan Vassiljev Insta: @MorganVassiljev (Insta) Paxton Farrar @PaxtonFarrar (Twitter/Insta) Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast www.dayplayerspod.com2018-12-021h 02Day PlayersDay Players004. Pelor, Take the Wheel! - Call of the Compass I of IVA new Day Players campaign arc begins with a new cast of characters! Cavalier, Ricklin, and Brianne find themselves out of their depth after responding to an unusual distress call. Join Paxton, Tommy, Peter, and Morgan as they attempt to unravel the mystery of a particularly compelling compass... Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast Peter Lansdaal @fullcrocdoc, @peterandpigment Tommy Ager @Tommy_Ager Morgan Vassiljev Insta: @MorganVassiljev Paxton Farrar @PaxtonFarrar Music: https://soundcloud.com/tommyager2018-11-251h 38Day PlayersDay Players003. Breaking Bud - Pilot Campaign III of IIIWith our heroes’ unplanned performance not going exactly as expected, Tallis, Ohm, Hester, and Grog do what any coordinated group of renegades would do: split the party. Things get even more out of hand in the exciting conclusion of the first Day Players campaign arc! Also, spoiler warning for An Extremely Goofy Movie. Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast This campaign arc features: Peter Lansdaal @fullcrocdoc Will Pierce @BigBearWill Tommy Ager @Tommy_Ager Morgan Vassiljev @MorganVassiljev Paxton Farrar @PaxtonFarrar2018-11-201h 33Day PlayersDay Players002. Fear & Loathing in Las Gardens - Pilot Campaign II of IIIThe adventures of Tallis, Ohm, Hester and Grog continue as they explore a vast mansion that they are definitely not supposed to be in. These noble-folk all seem to be in a real good mood… Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast This campaign arc features: Peter Lansdaal (@fullcrocdoc) Will Pierce (@BigBearWill) Tommy Ager (@Tommy_Ager) Morgan Vassiljev (@MorganVassiljev) Paxton Farrar (@PaxtonFarrar) Music: https://soundcloud.com/tommyager2018-11-191h 17Day PlayersDay Players001. Garden Variety Adventure - Pilot Campaign I of IIIAt the outset of our pilot campaign the heroes find themselves lost in a vast and opulent garden, with no idea how they got there. Join Paxton, Morgan, Tommy, Peter, and Will, as they stumble through their first adventure. Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast2018-11-181h 03Day PlayersDay Players000. Primer - Dungeons and Dragons 5th EditionDay Players is an improvisational Dungeons and Dragons podcast where fresh casts play original, improvised, one-off campaigns. This primer episode provides an overview of the basics of the 5th edition of Dungeons and Dragons’ D20 roll playing system, which we will be using on the show. Twitter/Instagram: @DayPlayersCast Peter Lansdaal @fullcrocdoc, @peterandpigment Tommy Ager @Tommy_Ager Morgan Vassiljev Insta: @MorganVassiljev Paxton Farrar @PaxtonFarrar Music: https://soundcloud.com/tommyager2018-11-1631 min