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RelegatorsS1 E36 - The Final Is Set, Jack White Would Be ProudSo, we have made it to the penultimate episode of the season. The EFL Championship final is set: Sheffield United v. Sunderland. In this episode, we also touch on the last match in Goodison Park, as well as Jamie "Uncle" Vardy's last match with Leicester United. 2025-05-2436 min
RelegatorsS1 E35 - First Playoff LegsAfter a long and grueling season, we have finally made it to the Championship playoffs! Coventry v. Sunderland, and Bristol v. Sheffield United. One match was exciting, and the other one...happened. Also, guess which celebrity singer Sheffield United's pirate mascot looks like.2025-05-2136 min
RelegatorsS1 E34 - We Have Our Four Playoff Teams!Phil gives a real-time recap of the final day of the Championship. Bristol City finishes the season with a bang, and the guys make their picks for the playoff semi-finals.2025-05-2149 min
RelegatorsS1 E33 - The Playoffs Are Nearly Set!We have almost reached the end of the EFL Championship regular season! Stoke City get thrashed by Leeds, and Karl honors Phil's birthday by telling the story of his actual birth.2025-05-071h 00
RelegatorsS1 E32 - Burnley Is A Team Of Draymond GreensThis week, all the top dogs mostly took care of business in the EFL Championship. The playoff race continues to get tighter. Does Sunderland suddenly suck? Also, Phil and Karl get to witness the absolute destruction of Karl's beloved Stoke City.2025-04-301h 24
RelegatorsS1 E31 - Coming Down to the WireWell, here we are, friends. Shit is getting spicy AF in the EFL Championship. More mild in the Premier League, but what can ya do? Leeds and Burnley are going up, but those are the only guaranteed promoted teams. The playoffs are looming, but we still have multiple teams in contention. What's gonna happen? Who fucking knows? Let's get into it!2025-04-291h 30
RelegatorsS1 E30 - Betting On Sports Is StupidThis week, we wonder what Sunderland's strategy is heading into the playoffs, discuss what a "midtable" team is, and Karl continues to make terrible bets.2025-04-131h 20
RelegatorsS1 E29 - If You See A Leeds United Fan Walking Across The Golden Gate Bridge Tomorrow, Call For HelpWe are back again with episode 29 of Relegators. In this episode, Karl finally learns a basic life skill, Phil rightfully makes fun of Karl for it. Burnley and Sheffield United are getting on heaters at the perfect time, Leeds fans are probably going to treat their spouses poorly, and the Premier League relegation battle is...not gonna be exciting. Have a whiskey, smoke a little meth, and settle in as Phil and Karl talk about another fun week of English soccer...football...Fuck it I'm calling it soccer.2025-04-0148 min
RelegatorsS1 E28 - Bristol City's Cameras Are Up In Outer SpaceDo you like double match weeks in the EFL Championship? No? Well too bad, because that's what happened. West Brom and Burnley do what they do best: draw. Norwich sucks ass, Phil is burning the candle at both ends, and Karl is worried about winning bodybuilding competitions versus children. Also, the Premier League relegation race is pretty much done and dusted.2025-03-251h 16
RelegatorsS1 E27 - Leeds Lose, Burnley Give Up A GoalThe race at the top tightens up as both Leeds and Burnley show that they are, in fact, human. Plus, Phil gives Karl some dating app advice.2025-03-111h 16
RelegatorsS1 E26 - Is It Ok To Abandon Your Favorite Team?Phil and Karl are back after a joyous and drunken reunion filled with Yahtzee games where Karl repeatedly took "chance" too early. The boys complain about teams they don't like watching, and Phil has an extremely nerdy idea to help Karl pick a new Premier League side.2025-03-0559 min
RelegatorsS1 E25 - Should Sunderland Start A Large Child At Centerback?Today, we focus on the EFL Championship action from last week. Also, Phil visited Karl for his birthday, they played a ton of Yahtzee and Phil is still giddy about Karl not having a tap credit card. Phil also calls Portsmouth "Pompeii", which is a volcano in Italy.2025-03-041h 04
RelegatorsS1 E24 - 5'8" Will Get You Nowhere On Tinder, Even If You're Enzo Le FeeThis week, Phil and Karl discuss getting frosty under an avalanche of matches in the EFL Championship, Karl insisting that 5'8" is the best height for a human being to be, Frank Lampard and Coventry suddenly being being awesome, the epicness of Leeds v. Sunderland, and Phil's bets being too good to be true.COME ON THE SWANS, but at least have the decency to wipe it off with a tissue, and listen to two dumb Americans trying to learn English football!2025-02-201h 49
RelegatorsS1 E23 - A Look Back At Preseason PredictionsThis week, with no Premier League matches happening, Phil and Karl go over the action in the EFL Championship, look back at the predictions they made before the season, and make new predictions for the rest of the season. They also discuss a potential nickname change for Sheffield United, and Karl hopes his new hat will help him get laid.2025-02-131h 07
RelegatorsS1 E22 - Middlesbrough & Sunderland: Party! Karamu! and Own Goals! Fiesta! Forever!In this week's episode of Regulators, Phil and Karl talk about the awakening of Wayne Rooneyless Plymouth Argyle, recap the awesome, own goal filled match between Middlesbrough and Sunderland, fall in love with Enzo Le Fee sit through another Burnley torture-fest, and apparently the Irish band "The Cranberries" come up somehow.Later, in a very special moment, Phil has a reunion with his long-lost bastard son, and Karl uses YouTube to learn how to perform brain surgery on himself.2025-02-051h 06
RelegatorsS1 E21 - A Tale of Two BurnleysA crazy week in the Championship. Burnley go wild against Plymouth Argyle, but then return to being the bitches they are against Leeds. West Brom put a barrage on Portsmouth without Josh Maja, and Middlesborough have a problem. In the Premier League, Tottenham Hotspur continue to amaze with the depths they can fall to, and Everton are...alive?2025-01-291h 51
RelegatorsS1 E20 - Karl Needs a Beatboxing CoachAfter a break from league play for FA Cup and Carabao Cup play, Phil and Karl return and get to discuss a crazy nil-nil match, Karl's inability to create sick beats with his mouth, and why Tottenham Hotspur should just say "fuck it" and hire Wayne Rooney. Join us for a very special "20th episode". Next week, the podcast will celebrate its 21st episode and be legally allowed to drink alcohol in America2025-01-222h 01
RelegatorsS1 E19 - Phil Might Get His First TattooIn this week's episode, Phil and Karl see their boy Josh Maja get back on the scoresheet, everyone's favorite goalie, Jose Sa returns to his terrible form, Phil says what he'll do if his beloved Nottingham Forest win the Premier League, and, in some bonus content, Karl learns the absolutely insane story of famous 80's comedian "Gallagher".2025-01-091h 44
RelegatorsS1 E18 - What The Fuck Is Boxing Day?This week, Phil and Karl find out what Boxing Day actually is, and ruminate about the decay of society. They also compare notes on drinking warm beer, and see things getting spicy SPICY ***SPICYYYY*** in the Championship.Karl also has a breakthrough in therapy, and his shadow work allows him to finally make peace with his most hated team, Burnley. Karl and Phil then try to rank the quality of fights in different sports leagues. Join us on this holiday journey for the ages!!2025-01-031h 40RelegatorsS1 E17 - Ipswich Town Are Going To Hell And Will Have To Spend Eternity Listening To Ed SheeranThis week, before we get to the big Boxing Day week (that's the day after Christmas), Phil and Karl discuss Leeds United looking great, Plymouth Argyle actually playing a match worth watching (despite Wayne Rooney being a confirmed Fat Granny Shagger), and "aawoooooo" (that's a wolf howl) the new manager bump has Wolverhampton Wanderers suddenly looking better than Manchester City.Also, Karl shares his one and only Christmas tradition, which involves severe environmental damage.2024-12-241h 02
RelegatorsS1 E16 - Is Wayne Rooney a "Fat Granny Shagger?"On today's super duper extra special episode of Relegators, Phil and Karl go over two sets of matches in the EFL Championship, and also cover this weekend's Premier League action. Phil has an STI scare, and Karl considers flying to Turkey for a hair transplant vacation. Finally, Phil and Karl discuss Wayne Rooney's rumored sexual proclivities.2024-12-171h 13
RelegatorsS1 E15 - British Food Tastes Like West Brom's ResultsOn a very special episode of Relegators, Karl explains the ingredients of the magical "Greasy Chip Butty", the British sandwich that will take the world by storm. Later on, they look at the disaster that is Wolverhampton goalkeeper Jose Sa, ask if Marc Cucurella was turned on by getting his hair pulled, and Phil wakes up at 4:30 am to watch a match that doesn't even happen.2024-12-101h 13
RelegatorsS1 E14 - Blackburn Rovers In Flight, Bournemouth Penalty DelightEvanilson's workin' up his appetite, looking forward to a little penalty delight gets kicked by goalies, makes refs whistles ignite and the thought of cheap goals is makin' Kluivert excited SKYYY-ROCKETS IN FLIGHT!!! PENALTY DELIGHT! OOOOOOOOOOOH penalty de-liiiiightThis week, Phil and Karl wax down their boards and surf across a vast ocean of highlights in both the Premier League and EFL Championship. They discuss some shakeup at the top of the Championship, and how Evanilson took down Wolverhampton without scoring a goal. Also, they...2024-12-031h 09
RelegatorsS1 E13 - Phil Wants To Marry Borja Sainz & Karl Gets Very JealousIn this weeks episode of Relegators, Phil and Karl have a breakdown of communication over who they want in their personal love triangle. Karl has stayed steady with West Brom's Josh Maja, but Phil has found a new romance with Norwich City's Borja Sainz. Neither of us can pronounce his name correctly, but maybe Norwich can get to top 5 in the Championship and we can start following him...closer?2024-11-291h 05
RelegatorsS1 E12 - If You Can't Beat Anyone Else, Just Play Tottenham HotspurPhil and Karl pay homage to their king: Josh Maja, give a little history lesson about Crystal Palace, viciously argue about a Burnley penalty, and remember some their favorite adult magazines.2024-11-1344 min
RelegatorsS1 E11 - West Drawmwich Albion, East Ham UnitedIn this week's episode of Relegators, Phil and Karl coin the phrase "West Drawmich Albion", talk about a fantastic Leif Davis goal for Ipswich, talk more about the response goal from Jordan Ayew, and wonder why West Ham plays in East London.2024-11-0851 min
RelegatorsS1 E10 - How To Make Nil-Nil Draws Sound ExcitingIn this episode of Relegators, Phil and Karl discuss another double match week in the EFL Championship, a seven-goal thriller in Brentford, Karl has a sudden epiphany as to why he likes Sunderland, and Phil finds out what the "Millwall Brick" is.2024-10-3154 min
RelegatorsS1 E9 - West Brom Makes Us Want CocaineIn this episode of Relegators, Phil and Karl stare into the grim dark depths of the Premier League, praise the best of the EFL Championship, discuss a couple of saucy VAR review calls, try to figure out what a "Baggie" is, and learn a new word to call the people that live in Wolverhampton.2024-10-2653 min
RelegatorsS1 E8 - Double Matchweek In The Championship!This week, Phil and Karl dive into a double matchweek for the EFL Championship, and also look at the crappiest teams the Premier League has to offer. Can Everton start to figure things out? Why are Blackburn Rovers a bunch of phonies? Also, Phil calls out Karl for not paying his fantasy league dues.2024-10-1958 min