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The NearlyMen19. The Big Nearlymen Quiz of the Year 2025!It's CHRISTMASSSSSS! John & Ollie are joined by Seb & Ciarán for the annual Nearlymen Christmas quiz. Expect laughs, chaos, and some of the craziest ball knowledge you have ever seen! Have a great Christmas all xFollow for Weekly EpisodesClick HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen
2025-12-251h 23The NearlyMen18. BigJohnGK: Winning a KSI Video, Premier League Review & The Nearlymen Awards 2025With Ollie away, John is joined by another John - BigJohnGK! Fresh off winning a KSI football video, they break down the week’s Premier League action and hand out The Nearlymen 2025 Awards.Follow for Weekly EpisodesClick HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen
2025-12-1859 minThe NearlyMen17. FNG: Mo Salah’s Legacy, Arne Slot’s Liverpool & Becoming the Prem’s Greatest Team?This week, John and Ollie are joined by Niran (TheOfficialFNG) for a deep dive into Liverpool’s recent history: Mo Salah’s legacy, Arne Slot’s current struggles, and the Klopp era that turned the Reds into a winning force.Follow for Weekly EpisodesClick HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen
2025-12-111h 21The NearlyMen16. Spotify Wrapped, Life as a Content Creator & Our New Studio Reveal!John and Ollie are back - and this episode’s a big one. The lads dive into the truth behind being a content creator, answer your burning questions, and give a first look inside our brand new studio.Follow for Weekly EpisodesClick HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen
2025-12-0352 minThe NearlyMenAn update about the Podcast...A quick update about the Podcast & what is upcoming in the next few weeks. The Nearlymen will be back on the 04/12/2025 - so keep your eyes peeled!
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Muhami MattersHooks, Not Hype: The Biggest Social Media Lie You’ve Been ToldMost professionals have been told the same social media lie. Jacob Scott, Founder of Pint Sized Humour, explains why this misconception holds people back and how a smarter, data-driven approach can transform your visibility and credibility online.In this episode of Muhami Matters, Chris Adams and Jacob explore the importance of the first five seconds of any video, why hooks matter more than algorithms, and how professionals can build a strong online presence without chasing trends or gimmicks. They also discuss the role of analytics, SEO, content repurposing, and how to reach the right audience rather...
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Muhami MattersTrailer - Hooks, Not Hype: The Biggest Social Media Lie You’ve Been ToldEveryone says you need to post at the “right time”, use the “right hashtag”, or follow “the algorithm hacks”.But according to Jacob Scott, Founder of Pint Sized Humour, it’s all one BIG lie.In this upcoming episode of Muhami Matters, Jacob reveals the truth behind going viral — and how professionals can use data-driven content, powerful hooks, and smarter SEO to grow without losing credibility.🎙 Guest: Jacob Scott — Founder, Pint Sized Humour🔗 Website: https://www.pintsizedhumour.com/🔗 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pintsizedhumour/🔗 Facebook: https://www.facebook...
2025-11-2001 minThe NearlyMen15. Ellis Platten: Away Days, Leeds United & interviewing David Beckham & Lionel Messi!No Ollie this week - but YouTube legend Ellis Platten steps in! From Bielsa’s Leeds revolution to chatting with David Beckham, the lads dive deep into Ellis’s 'Away Days' journey and the world of football content. You do not want to miss this!Follow for Weekly EpisodesClick HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen
2025-11-2058 minThe NearlyMen14. Was England’s ‘Golden Generation’ a myth?This week, Ollie and John dive into one of English football’s biggest debates - did England really have a Golden Generation, or was it all just media hype? From Beckham to Gerrard, Lampard to Rooney, they look back at the tournaments, the expectations, and ask the big question: did that team actually fail, or were they just unlucky?Follow for Weekly EpisodesClick HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen
2025-11-1358 minThe NearlyMen13. How Ajax nearly broke the Champions League...In 2019, Ajax took European football by storm. They beat Real Madrid and Juventus and were minutes away from the UCL Final, before disaster struck. John and Ollie discuss one of Europe's greatest ever underdogs, golf clubs vs golf clubs and the secret ingredient to a perfect Bolognese....Follow for Weekly Episodes!Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen
2025-11-0658 minThe NearlyMen12. Why did Juventus fail to conquer Europe? ft. jftvlucaThis week we’re joined by Luca, who watched his team, Juventus, dominate Italy in the 2010s while repeatedly falling short in Europe. He explained how Real Madrid, Michael Oliver and a dressing room bust up caused the Old Lady to lose two UCL finals in 3 years…
2025-10-301h 12The NearlyMen11. Everton: The Premier League's biggest Nearlyteam ft. Marva KreelJohn & Ollie welcome Marva Kreel to discuss Everton’s rise as one of the Premier League’s ultimate Nearlymen, and relive some of their most memorable moments from recent years!Follow for Weekly Episodes!Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen
2025-10-231h 06The NearlyMen10. How to go from "Nearlymen" to Champions of England...This week, Ollie finally gets his wish as he explains to John how Crystal Palace won their first ever major trophy - plus, they pick their starting XIs for England at the World Cup!Follow for Weekly Episodes!Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen
2025-10-161h 21The NearlyMen9. Creating our Premier League XI outside the Big 6... ft. Dougie CritchleyWith John away, Ollie is joined by Dougie Critchley to chat Granit Xhaka, Sunderland Till I Die and the best Premier League XI outside the big six!Follow for Weekly Episodes!Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen
2025-10-091h 10The NearlyMen8. Ranking the greatest last minute goals... w/ Ciarán CarlinToday, there is no Ollie! So John has replaced him with Ciarán Carlin, as they go through & rank the greatest ever last minute goals, some of the best nearlymen in football, plus so much more!Follow for Weekly Episodes!Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen
2025-10-021h 05The NearlyMen7. Ranking the biggest 'Nearlymen' of the Ballon d'Or...This week, the lads are ranking the greatest footballers, to miss out on the Ballon d'Or, within the Messi x Ronaldo era!Follow for Weekly Episodes!Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen
2025-09-251h 11The NearlyMen6. Creating our biggest "Nearlymen" XI of all time...This week, the lads are both creating a starting 11 of Former Footballers, who didn't quite achieve what we all thought they would!Follow for Weekly Episodes!Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen
2025-09-181h 15The NearlyMen5. Liam Millar: What it's like being a Professional Footballer & playing against Lionel Messi!This week, Canada and Hull City’s Liam Millar shares his journey in football: overcoming an ACL injury, playing at a World Cup, facing Lionel Messi - plus so much more!Follow for Weekly Episodes!Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen
2025-09-111h 00The NearlyMen4. Southgate's England: Failure or Success? ft. Zac DjellabToday, the lads are joined by Zac Djellab, to discuss Gareth Southgate's England team, and decide whether they were a failure or an overall success!Follow for Weekly Episodes!Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen
2025-09-041h 11The NearlyMen3. Pochettino's Spurs: The Ultimate Nearlymen? ft. Ben Bowman & Seb MartinToday, the lads are joined by Ben Bowman & Seb Martin, to discuss the Mauricio Pochettino Tottenham Hotspur era, plus some of their best 'Nearly' teams of all time!Follow for Weekly Episodes!Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen
2025-08-281h 21The NearlyMen2. Arteta’s Arsenal: The Premier League Nearlymen ft. RoryTalksFootballThis week, the lads sat down with the legend that is RoryTalksFootball! He chat's through some of the high's and low's of supporting Arsenal, especially under Mikel Arteta, plus also some of all the time best "Nearly" teams!Follow for Weekly Episodes!Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen
2025-08-211h 04The NearlyMen1. The Introduction Episode: The NEARLYMEN of Football!Welcome to The NEARLYMEN PODCAST!!! In this first episode - John & Ollie talk you through the basics of the show, some of the most Nearly players in football history, their Premier League predictions - plus so much more! Follow for weekly episodes!
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