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Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueWhistle Dixie!Amelia explains why not paying your taxes is a stupid protest. We discuss cutting MAGA family out of our lives. Pitney saw a hot mess in the street. Plus Good Good Goods and a special announcement. Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired - Doing Hard Things Take Action - Time to Mobilize Touch Grass - Be the Weed Reflect & Journal - The Judgement Card MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/doing-the-hard-thing Promo: Brew Crime Podcast https://brewcrime.com/ (Want t...2025-04-041h 19
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueNoocho LibreGuess which one of us is going vegetarian... you'll be surprised! Coven meeting notes: The Wheel – Happy Ostara! Get Inspired – What's Next? Take Action – Say the Thing Touch Grass – Dirty Talk Reflect & Journal – The World MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/saying-yes Promo: Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz3eBeBSGd3A0Y0dWWdb5A (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and revie...2025-03-211h 14
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueSchroedinger's BoobKeeping it real the only way we know how... to take our personal drama and laugh at it. (A tiny Content Warning for attempted unaliving.) And this week, Good Good Goods is back! Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – The Whirlpool of Despair Take Action – Harass your Congressfolk! Touch Grass – Nox Your Socks Off! Reflect & Journal – The Hermit MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/spring-is-almost-here Promo: A Little Wicked https://linktr.ee/alittlewicked (Want to...2025-03-071h 06
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueElon & The Funyun BunchIt’s giving DOGE, it’s giving mass firings, it’s giving “fork in the road,” it’s giving trauma, it’s giving a first-hand account of what the hell is going on in the US federal workforce in the first four weeks of Trump 2: The Dumbest Dictator. Too angry to give the Good Good Goods this week, but we did suggest some ways to tell Washington DC what you think! Power to the people, baby!! Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – Focus, People! Take Action – Your Money is Mighty Touch Grass – Signs...2025-02-211h 13
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueHawk Two Three FourAmelia asks Pitney about a couple sexual "trends" she doesn't understand to see if he has experienced either one. Namely, being choked, and spittin' on that thang. And also the other thang. Plus, Amelia busts out her Yoda voice, and we give you a round of the Good Good Goods! Coven meeting notes: Wheel of the Year - It's Imbolc! Get Inspired – Big Things in Tiny Packages Take Action – Small Acts of Protection Touch Grass – Teeny Little Onions Reflect & Journal – The Element of...2025-02-071h 13
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueActing Like AdultsWhat starts as a discussion inspired by panties eventually turns tarot. And another round of Good Good Good! But first, coven meeting number three! Coven Meeting Agenda: Get Inspired - Discovering Your Power Take Action - One Heart at a Time Touch Grass - Offer Yourself an Orange Reflections and Journaling - Taming Your Fears MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/the-fire-inside Promos: Horrifying History https://horrifying-history-shop.fourthwall.com/en-usd/ 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap sh...2025-01-241h 32
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueObnoxiously JoyousIn this episode, you'll hear about silky radio voices, reboots of old anime, how Amelia's foster dog handled firework noise, bracing ourselves for the inauguration, and being obnoxiously joyous in the face of bigotry. Coven Meeting Agenda: Get Inspired - Looking Failure in the Face Take Action - The Mother of Invention Touch Grass - Honoring the Moon Reflections and Journaling - Working Through Murk MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/looking-failure-right-in-the-face Promo: Chick Lit https://linktr.ee/chicklit (Want to swap show...2025-01-101h 05
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueSage Against the MachineIt's time to kick off the Year of Personal Power! Find out what it means, how it will work, and how you are in charge of your experience of it. NO PRESSURE! Learn about: Following the Wheel of the Year - Yule Get Inspired - Being in "The Moment" Get Active - Preparing for Emergencies Touch Grass - What is Winter, Really? Reflections and Journaling - Your Identity and Place in the World Around You MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/the-year-of-personal-power-welcome-to-the-coven Promos: Fellowship of the Geeks htt...2024-12-271h 13
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueGettin Railed on ChristmasIt's the end of The Year of Us and we are exhausted, what with all the dogs needing grooming and the holiday prep and whatnot. And we remember childhood Christmases, and we'll let you guess who was naughty and who was nice. And we talk about the WORST Christmas song ever. Also, we clear up some things about next year's Year Of, and the virtual coven we're starting. So be sure to stay tuned for that! Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)...2024-12-1356 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueThankful 9: Gratitude Out the WazooIt's Thankful number 9! And we might not really have gratitude out the wazoo, but we're trying! Pitney is thankful for vaping, Amelia is thankful for Agatha All Along, and we are starting a virtual motherfucking COVEN. And you're all in it, just by being here. You just gotta listen. Promos: Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz3eBeBSGd3A0Y0dWWdb5A 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take...2024-11-2558 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiquePost-Election PauseYeah, it’s still the Year Of Us, but it’s also the Year Of Us Taking Care Of Ourselves. We were supposed to record a normal episode #222 the day after the election, but, as you can imagine, things didn’t go the way we would have preferred. So we recorded this instead. Be sure to get yourself caught up because the next episode is our annual episode about gratitude, and we’ve got some BIG STUFF to announce! Take care of yourselves and each other. We love you fo...2024-11-1502 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueFillerAn extra episode from back in April that gave Amelia a break while she got ready for Halloween! So it’s all about stuff that was going on with us back then, like crying through a solar eclipse, mixing up neighbors, wearing Helen Lawson pants, sisters being stupid, and MORE! Promos: Invasion of the Remake https://invasionoftheremake.libsyn.com/ 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review...2024-10-311h 06
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueStitch WitcheryHappy Halloween, y’all! We’re talking about our love of making and wearing costumes, what we wore for trick or treating, being inspired to turn a costume we saw into something we could actually wear, and all the creative problem solving involved! Maybe we’ll help you to realize that you can make that thing you’ve been thinking about! (Amelia can’t sew for crap but even she can make a costume!) Promo: Spine Chillers and Serial Killers https://shows.acast.com/spine.chillers.and.serial.killers (Want...2024-10-1851 min
The Fellowship of the Geeks Podcast#AllTheHorror Halloween 2024 Edition - Week of 10/16/24The Fellowship is pleased to present our discussion of the movie Time After Time (1979) with our friends Amelia and Pitney from Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique. We refuse to let ATH die, dammit! Plus our usual crazy talk, geek news, and tangents🙂. What we're up to this week: Nothing to see here - we’re just focusing on the scary/funny 😀 And go check out Pitney and Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique Instagram - @pitneyandamelia Twitter - @bitchenboutique Facebook - Pitney and Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique The All The Hor...2024-10-131h 37
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueParty PantsIt's Pitney's birthday, and we are serving birthday parties, birthday tantrums, arcades, roller rinks, the whole shebang! We ate that cake and left no crumbs! Promos: Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz3eBeBSGd3A0Y0dWWdb5A 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) True North Eager Beaver Media: https://www.youtube.com/@truenortheagerbeavermedia/streams Fellowship of the Geeks: https://www.thefellowshipofthegeeks.net/ We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate...2024-10-0449 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueTwo Fingers of VaselineThe Year of Us continues with a look back at our favorite episode. It’s Vaseline Redux, darlings! Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write...2024-09-2052 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueHotel Motel Holiday InnWe were only going to tell stories about motels we’ve stayed in over the years, but we got heavy on the tangents! A little Jesus foot fetish, a taste of Ashton Kutcher (Pitney wishes!!), then back to the motel for some disappointing sleep. Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps @2SCPodcast and Insinuation Podcast @insinuationpod (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list o...2024-09-061h 21
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueEatin' Around ItBad service. Bad food. Bad decor. But still we love these terrible restaurants! Promo: 3 Spooked Girls https://linktr.ee/3spookedgirls (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us...2024-08-2338 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueCurrent EventsThis just in: LIFE IS HAPPENING. We've been sticking to our episode topic schedule really well this year, but suddenly there are all these THINGS going on in our lives. And they're super important, so listen up. TRAPRS Trapping, Rescue and Pet Recovery Service https://traprs.ck.page/ Support TRAPRS, or find a local nonprofit rescue organization in your area and make a donation! Promos: Madison on the Air https://www.madisonontheair.com/ @MadisonOnTheAir 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ @2SCPodcast (Want to swap...2024-08-0959 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueSchmeckel!What better time than right now to talk about how to manage hate! No, we don't suggest you shouldn't hate people; we want you to celebrate your hatred by making it hilarious! If you play your cards right, that hate can bring you endless joy. The Worst Person in the World, aka Schmeckel, aka the guy we did a good job of ignoring in Dallas. Hear a selection of stories about him, most importantly the moment we realized we needed to cancel his tactless ass. Every day since has been glorious! PICTURE A P...2024-07-2653 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueBegotten, Not Made - Adventures in CatholicismIt's finally here! The episode we've been promising since the beginning! This week we're telling you all about our relationships with the Catholic Church. The good stuff and the bad stuff. Really, it's not all bad! We love pageantry and ecclesiastical fabrics! Promos: Brew Crime Podcast http://www.brewcrime.com 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And plea...2024-07-121h 15
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueDickTalesA couple months back, Pitney said the only dick he regretted was the one he hadn't met. Well damn, that turned out to not be true at all! This week we're telling our worst sex stories, the dicks we regret the most. If you thought we were vulgar BEFORE, brace yourselves. Promo: Back Look Cinema Podcast @BackLookCinema (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or ad...2024-06-281h 15
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueLiving Out Loud - Pride 2024It’s #PrideMonth again! And here we are nearly half way through the #YearOfUs and Pitney has tons of personal experience with all the good parts and the scary parts of coming out. Living authentically in the extremely homophobic 1980s sometimes meant violence, but mostly it meant a courageous and empowering THIS IS WHO I AM. That was your content warning. Promos: FriGay the 13th https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/frigay-the-13th/id1347721895 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) 2024-06-141h 22
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueTexas Frightmare Weekend Special 2024It's our annual TFW Special, with a twist! This year we're down a Pitney but up a Mr Amelia, plus there's an interview with the hosts of a new horror podcast and a crazy game of FMK (IYKYK). Promos: Queer & Loathing Podcast https://linktr.ee/queerandloathingpod Jim Ferguson - Making A Scene https://www.etsy.com/shop/Jimbeanus Drink With the Living Dead https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100057127823570 (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate an...2024-05-311h 32
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueF*R*E*N*ZWe've been at this podcast thing for 8 years, and we don't get anywhere NEAR the amount of hate mail we expected! We're so thankful for every single one of our listeners, especially the ones who've stuck around. Who would have thought two friends could do a podcast for eight years and not strangle each other? Hang out with us as we talk about the impact this show has had on our lives. Promo: Family Plot https://linktr.ee/FamilyPlot 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to s...2024-05-1747 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueTrunk StuffBayCon 1993. A roadtrip through the southwest on I-10. The Thing outside of Tucson. Marion Zimmer Bradley. Pitney dives under a table to hide from Tricia. And Russians. Mmmmm, delicious Russians. Because things like this only happen to us. Hop in the backseat, next stop El Paso! Promo: Our True Crime Podcast podfollow.com/1404686511 @OurTrueCrimePod (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list...2024-05-031h 22
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueTrunk StuffDusters and Rabbits and Samurai! Like most GenXers, we’ve had all sorts of vehicles over the years, from the giant land yachts of the 1970s to the sporty speedsters of the 1980s and the utter garbage of the 1990s! A whole lot (lot, get it?) of car stories. Promos: Serial Napper Podcast serialnapper.com @serial_napper & 2 Skeptical Chaps 2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com @2SCPodcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves st...2024-04-1956 minThe Fellowship of the Geeks Podcast#AllTheHorror in April 2024 Edition - Week of 4/10/24The Fellowship is pleased to present our discussion of the movie Love At First Bite (1979) with our friend Amelia from Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique. This is our ATH in April episode, and hilarity might just ensue. Plus our usual crazy talk, geek news, and tangents🙂. What we're up to this week: Nothing to see here - we’re just focusing on the scary/funny 😀 And go check out Pitney and Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique Twitter - @bitchenboutique Facebook - Pitney and Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique The All The Horror...2024-04-081h 54
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueAnyway... Amanda Gattis!Those blocks of Guadalupe Street next to the University of Texas at Austin known as "The Drag" are iconic. Or they used to be. Stroll with us from the Mr Gatti's Pizza all the way down to Pleasureland, passing Captain Quackenbush's, the Scientologists, the Renaissance Market, the Bazaar, the Varsity Theater/Tower Records, and drag worms galore! Promo: Nopeville Podcast @Nopevillecast https://linktr.ee/Nopeville (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves st...2024-04-0552 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueVeritymania!Oh, Verity. How we love her. It's The Reptile, it's "fregrence," it's imaginary asthma, it's the Munsey, it's a solitary egg on a plate. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll google an old 70s sci-fi author. Probably. Promos: Podcast Inside Your House https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/2286732.rss @TooManySkeleton 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ @2SCPodcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves s...2024-03-221h 10
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueKiddie Pool IslandThe Year of Us continues with quite the shindig! This week, we're remembering the huge parties we used to throw back in the '90s. We're talking costumes and decorations and tapping kegs and inventing cocktails and burning bras on sticks. Grab yourself a Think Pink and a slice of brain nivernaise and enjoy the party! Promo: OctoberpodVHS https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And p...2024-03-0853 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueRed Handed and DirtyCome back with us to the days of mimeographed and photocopied booklets filled with writing and art of often terrible quality! Fanzines showcased all the raw enthusiasm of fandom with very little editorial gatekeeping until the rise of crappy Geocities web pages made them financially impractical. Hear us doing dramatic readings and even SINGING, at least when we aren’t laughing! We remember Pitney’s old friend Vivian (may she rest in peace) and share a story about our own attempt at creating a zine. And then we give you a song. Promos: 2024-02-231h 09
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueLet's Go Thrifting!Do you love thrifting? Us too! Whether it’s collecting records, decorating a home, or developing a personal style, there’s nothing as fun as getting cool stuff on the cheap. Promo: Social Detective Podcast https://linktr.ee/crimecakes (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with...2024-02-091h 16
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueLife Among the WeirdosOver ninety minutes of the best weirdos we can remember. Mourning Split Pea Andersen's and celebrating the fan uprising to save Our Flag Means Death (if you love us, you’ll sign the petition at https://www.renewasacrew.com/ !) The nerd who played a bootleg of Phantom Menace right out in the open in a hotel lobby. Chet New Orleans and his mother. Totally Con Barbie is into fashion fun AND Buckaroo Bonzai! Deedee and her scrapbook. Miss Promdress. Mister Diskette. Betty Boooooop!...2024-01-261h 32
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueThe Year of UsHappy episode 200 for those who celebrate, plus we're giving everyone a reason to get excited about 2024. 40 years of friendship ain't nothin' to sneeze at. So put on your knockoff "Beat It" jacket and pegged jeans, cuz we're taking you back to 1984. Promo: Our True Crime Podcast https://www.ourtruecrimepodcast.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your f...2024-01-121h 17
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueBody Odor Offends MeOur dog babies are getting old. Joan Crawford gags over Bette Davis. Amelia dreams of coffee-flavored toothpaste. Children misbehave at a holiday concert. Hostess snack cakes reign supreme. RING IN 2024 WITH OUR 200TH EPISODE, JANUARY 12! Promos: Serial Napper Podcast https://serialnapper.com/ 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favor...2023-12-2956 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueDeck the Dolls!An instant camp classic! Get ready for the most perfect pairing ever -- Christmas and the Valley of the Dolls! We reenact our favorite scene from the movie, Amelia presents A Very Valley of the Dolls Christmas, Pitney gives tips on turning your home into an authentic 60s party paradise, and we plan your perfect cocktail and food menu! You have NO EXCUSE but to throw this party and send us pictures! Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for lis...2023-12-151h 16
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueEnd of the Road - the KISS episodeKISS is finally sitting down and taking a rest after nearly 50 years of touring. We thought it would be a great time to tell you all how much we love them! First we'll tell the stories of what made us into KISS fans, and then we'll answer these burning questions: What's your favorite filthy KISS song? What's the dreamiest KISS song? What's your favorite KISS video? What song do you want to shitcan from the End of the Road Tour playlist? What are your top five KISS albums? What are your top five KISS songs? Decembe...2023-12-011h 06
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueThankful 8: Beatitude of GratitudeLike we do every year, we focus on gratitude in November for our Thankful episode. But this year has some biggies! - Pitney surprises Amelia with a personal achievement. - The importance of found family. - Knowing when to zip it. - Happy memories of a crazy past. - Drag queens are the teachers of youth. And we're grateful about the things that are bitchen in our lives, like revisiting an old video game and relishing our goblin nature! Promo: Fellowship of the Gee...2023-11-171h 11
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueBeyond the Valley of the NarcissistersThe Duchess. The Valedictorian. That's right, the Narcissisters are back for a scandalous sequel! More stories to make you cringe and wonder how Amelia doesn't go medieval on them. Why the Duchess had her head examined. A mysterious decorative towel flourish. And how hard it is to write things on a calendar. Plus, the Madonna tour is ON and CadaverCast's Alistair watched Night of the Demons! Promos: Ignorance Was Bliss https://iwbpodcast.com 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)2023-11-0358 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueNosfer- What Now?For this year's Halloween special we're talking real-life vampires in the United States, both in the late 1700s and 1800s in New England and in the current day. But first, we visit preparations for Amelia's yard haunt, enjoy some Facebook drama amongst cemetery enthusiasts, and taste some seasonal Spam. Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/ @octoberpodvhs (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to...2023-10-201h 44The Fellowship of the Geeks Podcast#AllTheHorror Special 2023 The Fellowship is pleased to present our #AllTheHorror episode for 2023. Amelia from Pitney and Amelia's Bitchen Boutique joins us to discuss Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958). Plus our random talk and tangents in overdrive🙂. Many thanks to Amelia for joining us - and go check out her awesome show! Pitney and Amelia's Bitchen Boutique X/Twitter: @bitchenboutique, Facebook, Instagram, website The ATH theme was written and performed by Sean Faust Check out our sponsor page! Head to the website and click on the banners for Things From Another World! (Click through the TFAW banner on our site and we get a cut. Tha...2023-10-191h 03
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueMaster Aster: Hereditary Vs MidsommarSupersized episode where we tear into Ari Aster’s first two features, Hereditary and Midsommar, and discuss his genius as a filmmaker. Does that mean we love both movies? Does that mean our favorite is your favorite? You’ll have to listen to find out. We address not only our opinions but we react to each other’s opinions and address some opinions we’ve gathered from other people. But no matter what you think of them, you’re sure to agree with something we say! Curious about our old episodes that discuss these film...2023-10-061h 30
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueStick Your Finger In Your EarWe cover a lot of topics, so I'm just gonna make a list: Talking about oppressive heat like the old farts we are! Omigod your toenails are so grody! The joys of smoking! What we've done live on video! Jalapeno dangers! Sudden Benny Hill memories! Our Flag Means Death is back, and so is Joni Mitchell! Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves...2023-09-221h 07
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueCrocs N SocksCrocs at pride, El Gato Gomez, the scandalous truth about the Butter Cow, blood is thicker than water, hold your horses, Fulton County Inmate Number P01135809, and the Worst Person in the World. Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ @2SCPodcast Serial Napper https://serialnapper.com/ @serial_napper (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favori...2023-09-081h 05
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueThere's Always LimahlFirst up, we remember the genius (and the hotness) than was Paul Reubens, and then we fret over who might be the next GenX icon to leave us. Then Pitney takes a trip to the Santa Clara County Fair to see a KISS tribute band called Mr Speed, which gets us excited about KISS tributes again, Amelia has a great idea for the future of the KISS franchise, and Pitney reminisces about their past (buying albums on CASSETTE!). And we talk about other concerts we've seen at the county fair, like the Mamas and the Pa...2023-08-251h 17
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueCircling the Hole AgainWe're diving once again into everyone's favorite subreddit, Am I The Asshole, only this time the reader of the AITAs is our special guest, Mr. Amelia! But first, Amelia has to work through some anger about inferior construction and materials in women's tank tops. Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Curious Cat (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favor...2023-08-1159 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueThink PinkWe're into Barbie! Get our pre-movie excitement here and our post-movie excitement on video! (Catch us LIVE Saturday 7/29 time TBD, or later on our YouTube channel. But it's not just Barbie -- it's farting as a debate tactic, it’s Pink Ladies in a pink mall, it's rediscovering the bliss of the Japanese pop music we listened to in the 90s, it's a trip to Weirdo Corner, and a fantasy cover of Think Pink that chokes Amelia until she dies from the ecstasy. You know you're curious. Get your Barbielicious Team Bitchen shirts at TeePublic! P...2023-07-281h 04
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueOld Man Yells At The Cloud We're upset, and we know you are too. But for now let's focus on the more therapeutic and entertaining fun of raging at things that make us irrationally angry. Words we’re sick of hearing. TV commercials we hate. The cheerful "like a lightbulb" during Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. We've had it up to here and we're letting it out for your enjoyment. Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Invasion of the Remake (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review...2023-07-141h 03
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueA Late PrideHappy Pride 2023! Gotta latte of pride and it's better latte than never. Get it? This year's Pride episode stays in the neighborhood of the butthole, and we swear we didn't plan it like that at all. First, we dished on The Bottom Digest, an influencer who wants to make bottoms bottom the best. And while we were on the subject of butthole maintenance, we had a bit of bidet banter! And then it was time for some transphobic assholes in the news, until we wrapped it up with the death of one of the biggest assholes ev...2023-06-301h 10
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueHowie Dewitt(Happy Pride Month! May got away from us, and before we knew it, Pride Month was here and we realized the pride episode would come out on the last day of the ,month. But hey every day is pride with us, isn't it? Sorta? D'awwww. But really, when Amelia's 92 year old dad asked her about what "gender affirming care" meant, that's some serious queer content, y'all!) After some brain-bending time travel -- because this episode was recorded the day before the last one and in the same location -- things settle down and become almost normal. First...2023-06-1653 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique1-900-TFW-AFDH, our Texas Frightmare Weekend Special 2023!Of course you don't know what AFDH stands for! That's why you have to listen! Once again Pitney and Amelia find themselves at Texas Frightmare Weekend, the southwest's premier horror convention, and they're gonna tell you all about it. They had the usual fun (shopping, discovering awesome low-budget films, ogling Ted Raimi) and some new excitement, including Amelia's husband and dog coming on the trip with her, news about Famous Monsters of Filmland, and a public Von Liechtenstein tantrum for the ages. Promo: Octoberpod (Want to swap show promos? Email...2023-06-0243 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueThe NarcissistersWhile getting excited about Texas Frightmare Weekend, Amelia lets off steam by telling more "they dumb" stories about The Valedictorian and The Duchess. Then there's an old Bethesda game and a first concert in forever and a house too clean to live in. Promos: Ignorance Was Bliss and 2 Skeptical Chaps (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favor...2023-05-191h 01
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueCheetos of Vengeance!A snack tray of delicious nuggets of revenge. The Cheeto of mystery. Mailers from nowhere. And what Pitney once did with a bird feeder. Plus, spokeswoman fandom and The Marvels! Promo: Reel Feels Podcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame one...2023-05-0548 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueSuzanne's RevengeSo much excitement. "Suzanne" gets revenge. Pitney is reminded of the music and style of 1982 thanks to a Solid Gold video and it kicks off a crapvalanche of GenX delights. Then he reveals his new love of a band Amelia has NOT heard of. Promos: Fellowship of the Geeks and 2 Skeptical Chaps (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite pl...2023-04-2154 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueBowl Of OnionsThis is a damn good one. A little post-visit debriefing leads to a story of a scandalous letter Pitney's mom received from a racist cousin. Trying to understand why young people don't pick their friends up from the airport. Hating Kanye and loving sleep. Flower delivery shenanigans. And so much more! Promo: FriGay the 13th (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us...2023-04-0759 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueA Life Without EyebrowsPitney is a high fashion influencer. Amelia's sister says stupid stuff. Pitney loves Atomic Heart while Amelia loves The Last of Us. LINK TO OUR FACEBOOK LIVE 3/19/2023 Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Ignorance Was Bliss (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with you...2023-03-241h 00
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueThe Secret Ingredient is SaltGrowing up in "ingredient only households" and how that affected the way each of us relates to food. Pitney's mom gets her eyebrows tattooed! And we’ve got bitchen stuff to share: Amelia's new car and Pitney's obsession with abandoned mansions. And you'll never forget the tale of THE TIP. Promo: Reel Feels Podcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on...2023-03-101h 23
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueThe Ghastly Spectre of MaturityHere we go, dragging Madonna. AGAIN. But only because we were already talking about the fear of aging, and she's out there flappin' her comically engorged lips. So, why is "anti-aging medicine" even a thing? Aren't people SUPPOSED to age? Cosmetic surgery, magic serums, taking medications meant for sick people -- for what purpose? We talk about our real fears about aging and the culture's attitudes towards getting and looking older. But first, the things that are bitchen, which include some twenty-year-old music and tens of thousands of dollars' worth of Ital...2023-02-241h 29
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueButt BaloneyAttorney Spencer Sheehan and his frivolous lawsuits, Bitchin' Sauce, iceberg videos, and a Jan 6 rioter acquitted for being an evangelical loony. Promo: Reverie True Crime Podcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us...2023-02-1055 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueThe Royal WinkyEveryone else is talking about Prince Harry's frostbitten junk, why not us? Pitney has a new obsession in Harry and Meghan, and we gleefully trash the monarchy while we talk about the awesome couple. Amelia shares a terrific Netflix documentary, Stutz, made by Jonah Hill. It’s all about a therapist's methods and tools for helping his patients, and it's great for people who swear by therapy and those who've never seen a therapist before. And then a comment thanking trans and nonbinary folks for keeping the discussion about gender at the forefront of our minds...2023-01-271h 08
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueFiLoLi!We are determined to be kinder to ourselves in 2023, and so far so good! We catch up on how we tried to make our Christmases as low-key and easy as possible, we talk a bit about cryptocurrency, and we don't let a list about public poo go to waste! Promo: Fellowship of the Geeks (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your fa...2023-01-131h 14
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueYuleishnessWE'LL SEE YOU JAN 13, 2023! HAVE A GREAT HOLIDAY! WE LOVE YOU! Happy Holidays! This year we're breaking down how everybody's a pagan when it's winter solstice time, because Yule is all around us, in nearly every secular "Christmas" tradition. The tree, the fire, the giving of gifts, the drinking of punch, the singing, all of it! Then a closer look at a few very American "traditions" and not one, but TWO stories about St. Nicholas! It's a big holiday party platter of an episode, so we hope you’re hungry! No promos this week...2022-12-161h 18
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueBox of AcademiaDo your surroundings and your wardrobe reflect who you are or how you want people to perceive you? Are those two different people? This week we draw a parallel between figuring out who you are and decorating your place. Some people put on a whole persona at once and some people acquire one piece at a time. As always, we have opinions. Plus, we careen towards the end of the #YearOfTheSaints with a rather explosive segment about Saint Barbara. Promo: Reel Feels Podcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) ...2022-12-0258 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueThankful 7: There Ya Go.In a year where we struggled to feel gratitude, it took a little more effort than usual to get our annual Thankful episode together. But in spite of that, or maybe because of that, it’s got some really good stuff in it. Amelia’s giving herself a break, Pitney appreciates a fresh perspective caused by pain, and we encourage each other (and you!) to remember the minis! Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and 2 Girls on a Bench (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a mome...2022-11-181h 00
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueThorny HedgeGetting honest about public disposal of dog poop. Sexual activity in cars outside the bedroom window. Public reactions to celebrity death and the existence of performative grief. And in the #YearOfTheSaints, coming face to face with the patron saint of artists. Promo: Reverie True Crime Podcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you n...2022-11-0454 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueEar CandyHappy Halloween! Amelia’s decorating, Pitney’s Samhain-ing, we’re clobbering candy critics, and saying goodbye to an Austin icon. Plus, someone's disheveled and shoeless. Who could it be? DANCE IN THE GRAVEYARD BY DELTA RAE: https://youtu.be/lPOM0IUsd_0 Promos: Invasion of the Remake and 2 Skeptical Chaps (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favori...2022-10-211h 17
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueSenior SpotWe found out that, in some parts of the country, high school seniors pay for and decorate spaces in the school parking lot, and we have very different reactions to that information. We imagine what it would have been like if such a thing existed in the 1980s, and visualize our own parking spots based on who we were back in 1986. Then some new trends, like why white rappers are all baby-soft now, and why young toughs are suddenly wearing nail polish and lip gloss. And then some current events, like recent personal updates and great news we're excited...2022-10-061h 04
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueHello Review Giveaway!If you listened to our last episode, Hello Dinner, and think you might want to try #HelloFresh for yourself, we can help you out! Listen for more info.2022-10-0501 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueHello Dinner!It's an episode filled with FOOD! Amelia loves Hello Fresh and she explains all the ways meal kits have made her life easier and more enjoyable. Pitney has some stories of hospitaliano and the battling the organic elite. It’s almost an hour of quality #BitchenInTheKitchen! And in the #YearOfTheSaints, we learn about the patron saint of roasts. The food kind AND the funny kind. Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and FriGay the 13th (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and...2022-09-2349 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueNozzle!One of our weirdest episode titles, but we swear it’ll make sense within minutes. Pitney shares some self-soothing techniques. Dealing with mental health challenges with actions, medications, therapy, and laughter. And the patron saint of mental illness. Promo: Invasion of the Remake (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! An...2022-09-0958 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueRaspberry BidetThere exists in the world a $20,000 toilet, and we are fascinated. Amelia is inspired to put some class on her ass and invest in a bidet, much to Pitney’s amusement and confusion. And you better believe there are saints to go with this topic. Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Fellowship of the Geeks (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites...2022-08-2645 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueOh No Jojo!The Jojo Siwa / Candace Cameron Bure drama. Verity doesn’t like something. Stuff that got away. And this week’s #YearOfTheSaints feature teaches us all a new vocabulary word: cephalophore. Promo: Reverie True Crime Podcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us...2022-08-1246 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueToy StoriesThe toys we played with the most and what we think they reveal about the kinds of kids we were. And in the #YearOfTheSaints, a dude from the 1600s who could fly. Promos: Ignorance Was Bliss and 2 Skeptical Chaps (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us wit...2022-07-2957 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueNation of SweatpantsAmelia's heading back to the office and is dreading wearing real clothes again. Pitney admits to wearing pajama pants in public. It's a new world out there. Pitney is excited to learn they're making a new live action Barbie and Ken movie, but not as excited as he was to hear about ketchup dripping down the wall of the White House. And this week in the #YearOfTheSaints, the first American saint, who was basically a close personal friend of Amelia's family. (Sure, why not? Who's gonna argue?) Promo: 2 Girls on a Bench (Want to s...2022-07-1557 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueCelebrity Poop ScoopSure, we're angry as hell this week but there's so many more reasons than just the SCOTUS rulings and the world going to hell. We covered a lot of that sort of thing two episodes ago, so feel free to go back and listen to Fighting Heels if you want to get revved up about that. This week we're talking about some celebrity stories that have us annoyed. The recent forced-outing of Rebel Wilson, whatever the hell is going on with Madonna and her constant need for attention, and that awful Johnny Depp/Amber Heard tri...2022-07-0148 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueBut, Pirates!Ahoy, matey! It be the Pride episode, and this year we're talking all about gay pirates. It's a bit of Anne Bonny and Mary Read, the real story of why the legendary Blackbeard would want to sail with a guy like Stede Bonnet, and the hit HBOMax series their tale inspired, Our Flag Means Death! Fascinating tidbits about life on the high seas, why the pirate aesthetic won't let us go, and our usual weird personal tangents. And don't forget the Year of the Saints, because Amelia promised you St. Sebastian and she definitely delivered! Pro...2022-06-171h 40
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueFighting HeelsHappy Pride Month! We’re gonna get you fired up and ready to make some changes in the world. If you’ve never participated in activism before, it’s time you started. #Pride #PrideMonth #Pride2022 Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and FriGay the 13th (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! An...2022-06-031h 02
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueCompletely MortifyingAssorted tales of entitlement and disrespect. A “Dear Abby” letter about not wanting to hear the Happy Birthday song, an AITA about how a woman eats noodles, and the aggro-face-humping abomination that is Madison Cawthorn, who lost his primary bid for his own seat in Congress in between the recording and the posting of this episode! Huzzah! And don’t forget this week’s saint profile, Bernard of Clairvaux and his mystical association with breastmilk. Promo: Ignorance Was Bliss (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for lis...2022-05-2055 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueTexas Frightmare Weekend Special 2022It's Texas Frightmare Weekend time again! Normally, we'd be recording in the car on the drive home, but this year ended up very different! Find out why Pitney couldn't come to Dallas, and how Amelia spent the weekend at the con all by herself! Hear about the tragedy of Waco traffic, the glamour of getting a tattoo in the dealer's room, actors who can totally get it, con-goers who need to STFU, and more! Plus a kind of Hellraiser-ish #YearOfTheSaints segment about a really cool statue in Milan. SPECIAL MENTIONS: Jim Ferguson - https://www.jimf...2022-05-061h 27
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueGod Dammit Nanette!Pitney's mom hollering at an old lady who won't bid fast enough at bridge. And she once called 9-1-1 because his dad used her coffee pot. And we have a lot of opinions about House of Gucci. And this week we celebrate dog saints. Promo: Family Plot (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favo...2022-04-221h 01
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueLeatherface BouillabaissePlease enjoy this thick, hearty bowl of Texas Chainsaw Massacre stew, where we talk about the glorious original 1974 film and the 2022 Netflix sequel. Then help yourself to a tasty side of spring-fresh patron saints of doink disease, and for dessert, a random discussion that took us back in time 40 years to a scandal in Bay Area Starsky and Hutch fandom. Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Aim For The Head Podcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and...2022-04-0852 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueSay Gay AnywayWe’re pissed off about what’s going on in Texas and Florida and damn straight we’re gonna talk about it in the way you’d expect from us. Our feelings are serious even if our language is not. Smart, vulgar talk about scary stuff. A quick note about what Chuck Tingle is up to these days. (Don’t know him? You will!) And a discussion about a murderous SkyrimIRL video blogger JinnKid turns intro an examination of things other people find hilarious that we don’t at all. And in the #YearOfTheSaints segment, get ready to meet three specia...2022-03-251h 04
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiquePitney's Back(Important to mention this was recorded before the Russian invasion of Ukraine.) Pitney returns from his brief hiatus, and he has big news that even surprises Amelia! And Amelia learned her husband doesn’t like sitting and watching TV, even though that’s a lot of what he does anyway. News about Russia causes us to reminisce about a delightful weekend at a hotel with the Soviet track team. And boy do we have information about St. Patrick that will surprise you! Promos: Fellowship of the Geeks and 2 Skeptical Chaps (Want to swap sh...2022-03-1151 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueLet Frito Ring!Amelia chats with an old friend she’s been calling Frito since the night they met in 1986. They talk about their school and its ridiculous confederate mascot, how important it is for students to understand that high school isn’t reality, and learning how to "human" from the right sources. (For example, don’t let Disney princesses or John Hughes movies teach you anything about what relationships are like.) And brace yourselves for the story of Saint Catherine of Siena, her unusual wedding ring, the theft of her fabulous incorrupt head. Promo: D...2022-02-251h 35
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueFatnessAmelia cuts loose on what it’s like to be a fat chick, especially what it is to exist in a world that tells you at every turn that the worst thing imaginable for most people is that they could look like you. If you’re a fat person, you get it. If you’re not, you’ll learn stuff. It’s also February, which means Valentine’s Day is coming up. So of course this week the saint we feature is St. Valentine! And to those of you who listen to us on Spoti...2022-02-111h 02
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique98% Straight: a chat with K from Lost SpacesAmelia talks to the delightful K Anderson from the Lost Spaces Podcast about loving trashy gay bars, realizing everybody isn’t a little bit into women, understanding the need for queer spaces, dumping evil people, hating Gwyneth Paltrow, and being comfortable enough to find yourself. And this week’s #YearOfTheSaints segment brings us back to the days of Romans tossing martyrs to the lions, and one young woman’s story will blow your mind! Lost Spaces (lostspacespodcast.com) Promo: Brook Reading Podcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you f...2022-01-2852 min
Lost Spaces: Memories from Gay Bars, Lesbian Clubs, and LGBTQ+ Parties"Wherever The Queer People Were, That Was Where I Wanted To Be" (with Amelia from Pitney and Amelia's Bitchen Boutique)Amelia is the co-host of the podcast Pitney and Amelia's Bitchen Boutique - they may be awful, but they’re right!
(Actually, i don’t know if i agree that they are awful or right, bit it’s how they describe themselves on their show so we’re just gonna go with it....)
We caught up to talk about the Austin, Texas club The Crossing.
Now, this is one of those situations where, because the club existed before the internet did, there is NOTHING about this venue online. Which is kind of weird when you t...2022-01-2644 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueUnchaperonedThe first of several 2022 episodes sans Pitney. Amelia is totally unchaperoned and freaking out only a little bit. But she’s got some old classic clips from the first year of the podcast (featuring an inappropriate use of Vaseline and a disgusting lack of oral hygiene), the first installment of the Year of the Saints (who is the patron saint of podcasters? The answer may surprise you!), and some updates about exciting things going on around here. Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and the Reel Feels Podcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) ...2022-01-1430 min
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueFart in a JarThat's one hell of a title, isn't it? Made you look! In addition to flasked flatus, we talk about honesty in online kink commerce, the "Steve Vai groupie" (a video that was viral back when it meant copying VHS tapes and actually handing them around), a scammy handyman, and a big announcement about what the show's gonna sound like for the next few months. (And speaking of sound, we apologize for the sound quality on Pitney's end. There was no way to re-rerecord this one, and I fixed what I could.) Promo: Ignorance Was Bliss2021-12-311h 02
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueAll I Want For Christmas Is (stf) UIt’s OK not to be OK during the holidays. Commiserate with your pals Pitney and Amelia as we talk about how we just CAN’T EVEN right now. Set boundaries. Eat yummy food. And watch movies where people fight on Christmas because it’s hella cathartic. (We discuss three: A Summer Place, The Ref, and the John Waters classic Female Trouble.) Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Brook Reading Podcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and ea...2021-12-171h 11
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueHouse of SnootchieOr should that be House of Snucci? Anyway... Bitchy old queen opinions about Madonna, Lady Gaga, Harry Styles, Will & Jada, and crossdressing kids. Promo: Ignorance Was Bliss (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. ...2021-12-031h 20
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueThankful 6: Thankful BalboaHere we are again, that time of year where we talk about the stuff we’re thankful for. But this year, we gave it a bit of a twist. And I hope you all understood the episode title, Thankful Balboa. If you follow us on social media, you’ve seen us revisit past Thankful sequels, such as Thankful 2: Electric Boogaloo, Thankful 3: Rangarok, Thankful 4: The Revenge, and Thankful 5: The Gobbler Strikes Back. Well, it turns out the sixth movie in the Rocky franchise was Rocky Balboa. See? Podcasts entertain AND inform. I can’t guarantee we can keep...2021-11-191h 16
Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen BoutiqueShut Up!We are so sick of white women right now. First, Amelia got riled up because a couple of Karens told a Mexican woman she was wrong to buy decor for Dia de los Muertos at Spirit Halloween, and a Becky gave her crap over the meaning of the word "less." Then Pitney saw an article about a paranoid TikToker who is upset that all the Alexas in her house are listening to her. But things get much happier when we get to Bitchen in the Kitchen and cook up some delicious chicken parmesan! And this week for our self...2021-11-051h 08
The Brook Reading PodcastEleanor Roosevelt, Volume 1: The Early Years, 1884 - 1933 by Blanche Wiesen Cook - Part TwoThis weekend’s episode of Brook Reading is the second in a long series about the fascinating, adventurous, and inspirational life of Eleanor Roosevelt. I have reviewed for you “Eleanor Roosevelt, Volume 1: The Early Years, 1884 - 1933” by Blanche Wiesen Cook in two parts. In these last ten chapters, we look at Eleanor’s journey through activism, feminism, teaching, and her stint in the Governor’s Mansion, up to her move to the White House. Don’t forget to visit the blog and check out my friends Pitney and Amelia at the Bitchen’ Boutique as they gear up for their LIVE New Year’s Eve...2020-12-271h 02
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Miserable Retail SlavePolterguestI want to be haunted by a ghost/ “now hear me out” (1:24)/ a mail order ghost company (1:53)/ ghost dads (2:23)/ Tommy won’t use a ouija board because it works (3:50)/ Richie Rich vs Poverty Joe (5:00)/ ghost camouflage and how long do you have to be in a house until you know it’s haunted (6:45)/ how to stir up ghosts, according to Tommy (8:45)/ Randy’s tale of college Calculus (12:34)/ The Corolla (16:15)/ Coronavirus Cop (18:30)/ Tommy cries about stand up (19:30)/ living in an insulated bubble (20:00)/ A Tommy cover songs album (22:24)/ what we need now is dinosaurs (23:30)/ baby wooly mammoths (24:26)/ Ghost Mammoth (25:30)/ The Narcissist (26:50)/ poor d-bag...2020-04-081h 03
The Brook Reading PodcastKev Smith and Convenience StoresEpisode 83 is the first in a four-part series featuring, well, me! You’ll have to listen to find out what I’ve been up to this past week. Also, stick around at the end for some blooper fun - a sneak peek, if you will, into the life of a podcaster! Can’t wait to see you at the Brook! Promos: Livestream For The Cure, What Does It Matter? Podcast, Pitney and Amelia’s Bitchen’ Boutique, and a shoutout to the Talking Codswallop Podcast! You can find everyone I mention online in the links below: What Does It Matter? Podcast http://wdimpodca...2020-04-0529 min
FORGOTTEN NEWS PODCASTTHE WILD AND TROUBLED LIFE OF NELLIE JACKSONIn 1899, a young white woman and two black men were stripped naked, and violently attacked, by an angry mob, incited by the Ku Klux Klan, in the small town of West Liberty, Ohio.
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PodScureSnorting Dead Relatives (Chicken Mind Nuggets)Episode Guest: WifeyChicken Mind Nuggets@mindchickenchickenmindnuggets@gmail.comchickenmindnuggets.comDisbeer and Distress@beer_disdisbeerndistress@gmail.comdisbeerndistress.comThings chatted about in this episode:International Electricians CompetitionSouth ParkLetterkennySpare time entertainmentAudiobooksSerial Killers in WashingtonTed BundyMistaking ashes and cocaineGhosts haunting some bodily orificesTMZ and Daily MailMailman pornBroken sex toysUsing tools as sex toysAmanda PalmerWhat's a "mind nugget"?What podcasts we listen toWay too expensive concertsMojo NixonChicken fishingMAN OVERBOARDSeinfeldThe ExpanseAudibleLewis BlackDental storiesThinking you're "woke" when you're HARD ASLEEP!ProsthelytizeMartin Luther King, Jr. DayDaylight Savings TimeThe wrap upShout outs to:History of Aotearoa New Zealand That's What I Sa...2019-12-181h 26