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Earl EditionEthel Chariott's CrepesEarl is interviewed by the man from Kansas to be head coach of the football team at BCCC but they aren't in the process of hiring a coach.
2023-06-0713 min
Earl EditionScientologismEarl receives a pamphlet regarding the '13th Annual Brush & Crush Drive' at the local Scientology Center, which is a seven hour drive from his home in Arkansas, and decides to inquire with a phone call.
2023-05-2506 min
Earl EditionBeef StroganoffEarl on school lunches, "surviving" life, pouches of Antarctica and the winner of the 'Assholes of the Day' Award. These stories and more are the talk of Baum County. These are the Baum County Happenins'.
2023-04-1109 min
Earl EditionBest Of: Worst Romantic Novel DialogueEarl analyzes some of the worst lines in romantic novels and weighs in on potential litigation against a judge named Judy.
2023-02-0507 min
Earl EditionSurf Class in Baum CountyTony Thompson's ford needs a tow, the Nelson chicken has gone missing again, surf class in Baum County and more in the pilot episode of The County of Baum County.
2023-01-1306 min
2023-01-0901 min
2022-09-0904 min
Quantavius-DⒸHearts for Zombies Zombies, Zombie Lover and Quantavius Dee hear Earl's side when it comes to the undead on a man's porch.
2021-03-2919 minEarl EditionHairless Yeti SasquatchEarl wants to retire early. His idea: use a power washer to capture a yeti sasquatch and then charge $19.50 for three seconds of viewing (no digital photography). Elsewhere, wouldn't it be great if there was a phone number like 911 that you could call when something awesome happened? Finally, sex in the 80s and having a show thrown at you like W did in Iraq.
2021-02-0210 min
Earl EditionA Starfire Is BornStarfire takes control and becomes confused when she finds out Captain Crunch is not made by General Mills Cereal. That confusion continues as she finds out if Ariana Grande is a Republican and that schools in Florida have Principles instead of Mayors. A Starfire is born in this episode because, like, OMG and totally....yeah!
2020-10-2820 min
Earl EditionThe Daily DoubleEarl calls AT&T and speaks with one of the nicest SOBs as they work together to figure out where, oh where, the internet is in this bonus segment of Philomedy! Be sure to subscribe today to listen to the best prank calls, improv skits and commentary from some of the weirdest SOBs on the planet.
2020-09-2807 min
Earl EditionMore Honey BadgersJustin needs an agent to book him for the Super Bowl Halftime Show while Iran needs food to spill on his shirt prior to using a dry cleaner's services. Guinevere passionately works the phones as she tries to sell pies galore to get the honey badgers, parakeets and smiles down to Haiti in this episode!
2020-09-2124 minEarl EditionEarl Takes the WheelEarl takes the wheel and provides his thoughts, on his thoughts. This episode is explicit because it features Earl talking as he works. The hillbilly teeth provide an authentic experience and representation of a day in the life of a Kansan.
2020-09-0428 min
Earl EditionPenguins & The PopeOne question which we have always pondered: Do penguins ride in dog kennels while being transported from place to place? We ask the zoo! While the BBQ taco doesn't exist we implant a fantastic invention idea to a local BBQ eatery. Buckle down and glisten up!
2020-08-1922 min
Earl EditionDr. Rug Doctor, M.D.Earl gets the run around on the Rug Doctor availability and if it is in fact a doctor at all. He finally gets answers as to whether they have TV's on them and if they are street legal in this classic episode produced by Quantavius Dee and the Drew World Order.
2020-05-0616 min
Earl EditionPlanes for PranksQuantavius searches low and high for the 'Brush & Crush' while Earl informs someone in Neosho County that their dog is a shitstain and has COVID-19. Also, a fine young lad from Taco Bell is evaluated by Mr. PepsiCo on his performance as an employee!
2020-05-0416 min
Earl EditionPranks on a PlaneWe warm up the audience before unleashing 'Pranks on a Plane' starring Quantavius Dee. Prank calls include permission to piss your pants while bowling, inquiring about the education required to sell books and more mischief on this episode, produced by the Drew World Order. Check us out on Twitter and Youtube @QuantaviusD plus on Facebook @The DWO. Check out our merchandise @ https://www.teepublic.com/user/drew-world-order - Cruise by our website @ https://conwellda.wixsite.com/thedwo/home
2020-04-1126 min
Earl EditionRosco CobblepotA strange, young lad from Ireland finds his way into being trained to make legendary prank calls in this episode featuring Rosco Cobblepot. Do not try this at home and no Rosco's were harmed in the production of this episode. We hold all truths to be that of a prank call. Produced by the Drew World Order.
2020-04-0720 minEarl EditionToad GirlDr. Murcer has a little girl who claims she was peed on by a toad in the restroom of the bowling alley. As a vet he has the authority to work on her if she is a toad but currently she is only part toad. Will his little toad girl be a human before prom of 2027?
2020-03-2703 min
Earl Edition22 Honey BadgersQuantavius Dee is trying to deliver 22 honey badgers to a billiard hall in Kansas. If he doesn't get these bad mofos delivered then his child and wife will go without goat cheese for the week. This call and more ridiculousness from prank call land. Produced by the Drew World Order
2020-03-0524 min
Earl EditionPrank Calls x 2Episode #2 was recorded prior to Salty Sweetums becoming a producer of this podcast. Any names, similarities and mention to your dog is merely coincidental, even though the same team behind this podcast also hosts a conspiracy podcast. Fuckin A... more prank calls on deck!
2020-02-2908 minEarl EditionPrank Calls on a Pilot EpisodeThe first release of the Prank Calls records. Brace yourself because we are calling a hospital to inquire about hotel reservations!
2020-02-2610 min
the Drew World OrderSeason Two: Chatty Kathy PreviewThe professor destroys the previous bonus episode of his appearance on a dating show but fear not! We have some b-roll footage of the crew doing some planning for the second season of the DWO. Phase II has been initiated and it involves prank calls, skits, scripted improv, knowledge, and hilarious conversations sprinkled throughout. Check us out at www.the-dwo.com and on Twitter @QuantaviusD
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2019-12-2223 min
the Drew World OrderThe Professor Tries DatingIn this archived bonus podisode of the unscripted improv involving Anna Wintour, Starfire, Professor Quantavius-D, and Bill Clinton as they appear on a dating show in 2006. Quantavius-D hesitantly appears as the bachelor of the century and shits his way through the contestants as they vie for the heart of a Professor, History of Accounting.......blah blah blah. Conspiracy research often requires the art of the laugh and while this episode was NOT designed to produce laughs but provide context. Context for a weirdo hellbent on pretending he resides within the History of Accounting Department at Cal Berkeley University. LISTENER DISC...
2019-12-2218 min
the Drew World OrderA Belgium Waffle in IranMore bonus content from S-A-L 9000, the spinoff show from the Drew World Order found on Castbox's Livecast Feature. Some of our Iranian friends go full Miagi-son on Mr. Drew and use Rastafarian magic in order to hear AC/DC songs from a Kansas perspective. Quite possibly the most ridiculous thing you'll ever hear in a book. Listener discretion advised: NOT FOR CHILDREN and NOT FOR SOME ADULTS. Brace yourself before you ace yourself. Enjoy and Happy Pre-Christmas. The last NOEL is a story you rarely hear. Written by Benny Beham and Sal. Directed by the Bird of Sal, a non-ficti...
2019-12-151h 11
the Drew World OrderScreaming Chuy ShowWe have uncovered the lost tapes of a long lost brotherhood between Screaming Chuy, host of the fantastic Screaming Chuy Show, and Drewbert when they were younglings. In this tape you will hear the thunderdome friends discover a computer for the first time and use it to hone in on Kim Jong Un's location, which doesn't make any sense since it would have been Kim Jung Il in charge of North Korea. But nevertheless, tune in to the Screaming Chuy Show as it has quickly become a favorite of the DWO! The Professor is on record as saying, "The Scr...
2019-12-041h 03
the Drew World Orderthe New World OrderThe illumination of a thousand points of podcasting lights shine on the episode pertaining to the New World Order. This is our culmination episode and the jump off point when we do a soft reboot of the show and recast the Professor. Hear former Presidents, Prime Ministers, and Henry Kissinger (who is somehow still fucking alive) speak with raving reviews on their new secular order of the ages. But wait, not if the Professor and decent human beings of all races, cultures, creeds, incomes, genders, or sneeze preferences unite once and for all to declare, "We'd rather have a Dre...
2019-12-0434 min
the Drew World OrderJFK v New World OrderJFK speech on the anniversary of his assassination on deck tonight. Our next episode drops Monday and we are editing it currently! Have a stupendous weekend and God bless Ted Koopel.
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2019-11-2305 min
the Drew World OrderThe Irish Ambassador's Prank CallsThe following is unedited content, in its entirety, from the Castbox Livecast portion of the show. The show acquires an Irish Ambassador named Rossco Cobblepot who assists us in the act of prank calls to Kansas City area establishments. Listen to our livecasts @ www.castbox.com by creating an account and subscribing to the Drew World Order. Turn your notifications on and you'll be alerted when the DWO goes live on weeknights! This is completely unedited and raw audio that may not be suitable for the Professor although he does make most of the calls with the Irish Ambassador.
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2019-11-161h 32
the Drew World OrderDeleted ScenesParody Karaoke and Elvis Moves in with the Professor.
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2019-11-1309 min
the Drew World Order(He Drew) a New World OrderA 1958 speech by Robert Welch on the plan for America, with our thoughts sprinkled in and following. A break from the Archons you all have deserved so enjoy this episode on the New World Order before heading back to Archon Land next week for the Archon Finale. Busy day on the DWO so enjoy everything we have dropped today and check us out on the website @ www.the-dwo.com !!!!!
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2019-11-1136 min
the Drew World OrderCognitive DissonanceMore bonus content as we feature an episode from the Livecasts on cognitive dissonance. We are speaking to ourselves just as much as we are speaking to everyone else. In essence, we are speaking to ourselves almost twice as much as we are speaking to our audience. Plus, I don't own a pedal-stool to speak from nor would I ever find myself on one because those dudes are usually jackwagons. Enjoy some more bonus content and check us out at www.the-dwo.com !!!!!!
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2019-11-1124 min
the Drew World OrderHi Carol !!!Bonus content this week includes some thoughts from Drewbert, the outtakes from the Professor, the Toad Girl prank call, and anything else you hear! The outtakes include a younger, drunker version of the two because sometimes it's necessary to discuss anything and everything NOT New World Order. Therefore we offer you some charades into the redundant and "funny" side of the DWO. Check us out on Castbox Livecasts and at www.the-dwo.com!
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2019-11-1040 min
the Drew World OrderArchons - Part IIIPart III of the Archon series spotlights researchers conclusions on the Archons, their MO throughout history & into today, the nature of reality, references to the Archons in relation to the Sumerian Tablets, the appearance of the buggers, and their creation of a bubble for the collective population & as individuals. Parasite is a name for these creatures thus we discuss how they do it, why they do it and how you can detach yourself from their persuasion. Raise your awareness and reclaim your perception because they awakening has begun!
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2019-11-0148 min
the Drew World OrderLive-cast PlugJust some logistics and karaoke. Join me on castbox and the website!
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2019-10-1907 min
the Drew World OrderArchons - The DemiurgeThe Demiurge and The Divine Sophia are mentioned heavily in the Nag Hammadi Library. Therefore, we explore the writings and broadcast what the Gnostics had to say about this 'False Gaud' and how a force from the depths of the cosmos hacked the Divine Light, or Source, so that it could ensure it's own survival. Part II of the Archon Arc as we traverse our way through the schism in order to gain gnosis. This is the Archon Arc and the DWO can ensure you that no Professors were harmed during the recording of this podcast.
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2019-10-1542 min
the Drew World OrderThe Archons - Part 1We explore the 1,600 year old Nag Hammadi Texts and the rise of the Archons. What are the Archons and why are they obsessed with humankind? The themes of creativity, intentionality and low vibrational emotions coincide highly with these parasites. Put on your perception goggles because we submerge ourselves deep into the rabbit hole, pursuing information to help us grasp and deal with the current situation on planet earth.
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2019-10-0235 min
Drew: World Order"Project Pegasus" SequelThe highly anticipated sequel to Project Pegasus you might name Project Pegasus 'Too.' We continue the extraordinary story of Andrew Basiago and his involvement in DARPA's time travel and teleportation technology. Get your air because The Chosen Ones, meaning you, venture back into the depths of the rabbit hole. This episode blessed and ordained by Professor Quantavius Dee, phD History of Accounting. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/trismegistus3/messa...
2019-09-1835 min
the Drew World Order"Project Pegasus" SequelThe highly anticipated sequel to Project Pegasus you might name Project Pegasus 'Too.' We continue the extraordinary story of Andrew Basiago and his involvement in DARPA's time travel and teleportation technology. Get your air because The Chosen Ones, meaning you, venture back into the depths of the rabbit hole. This episode blessed and ordained by Professor Quantavius Dee, phD History of Accounting.
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2019-09-1834 min
the Drew World Order"Project Pegasus" - Part OneCointelbro attempts some shit on the DWO and infiltration we shall pull thy upon into oblivion. Part One of our discussion on the extraordinary story of Andrew Basiago and Project Pegasus; Donald Rumsfeld and 9/11, Mars, D.U.M.B.'s, time travel and teleportation. Grab your kettle corn and Cherry Italian Ice because you are about to commence a free fall into the vastness of the Rabbit Hole. We can only present the rabbit hole, each individual must decide whether or not to jump. Should you jump, the Chozen shall deliver you home safely on this episode of the DWO: The C...
2019-09-0548 min
the Drew World OrderThe Legos of PhilosophyHappy Labor Day (evening) from the DWO! This BONUS content we discuss a section of the book 'Spellbinder's Gift', authored by Og Mandino, as an important philosophical doctrine. We also look ahead to Phase II of the DWO and preview our next episode on Project Pegasus.
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2019-09-0321 min
the Drew World OrderBernie Sanders "Interview"An interview with someone named Bernie Sanders, Red looks into Alienstock aka "Storm Area 51" and Area 52, and the Professor gets an education in what counts as breaking news. We also tie ancient Egypt to An aka "Great Father of the Sky" in Sumerian lore. This episode dedicated to Cosmo the Beagle and his unconditional love for life. The words of Hunter S Thompson accurately portray the memory of The Cosmo the Assman: "too weird to live but too rare to die" Perception creates reality and we are here to help you remember who you are...who you really are. We...
2019-08-2654 min
the Drew World OrderJeffrey Epstein "Suicided"Special episode today as we break down the "suicide" of Jeffrey Epstein, as predicted on this platform. The theories floating around and latest developments in Epstein Suicided by Murder. We are the DWO: Niko, Gumby and Lil' Global are primed and ready to cut through the bullshit story in search of the truth.
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2019-08-1950 min
the Drew World OrderEnki and EnlilBonus content today focuses exclusively on Enki and Enlil as main players in the creation of humanity. We provide a family tree, of sorts, to help sort out who these gods were and therefore, evolving your understanding of our true history.
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2019-08-1218 min
the Drew World OrderOur Reptilian Brain (R-Complex)We feature Lil' Global's world premiere of "On A Boat" and "Wake Up" woven into the discussion contained herein, as it relates to the New World Order: the Reptilian Brain, Monoatomic Gold & DNA, 2020 Presidential Election, Professor Guantavius-Dee (PhD History of Accounting), Christ & The Winter Solstice and more! Laugh along the way as we make fun of Mr. Drew for smelling like Ted Koppel and Red pranks a lucky gentleman prized with winning a free dildo from the state fair!
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2019-08-1257 min
the Drew World OrderAnnunakiSumerian Tablets discussed and the picture associated with the episode is from HW Bush lying in state. Pay close attention to the men guarding his casket. HW funeral was a ritual. HW was an Archon.
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2019-07-2941 min
the Drew World OrderRed Shock Radio TooNiko Masters Red-Shock Radio for the alliance of non compliance. Belly buttons and their stink factor, inquiries on a Gumby, and the Professor!
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2019-07-2155 min
the Drew World OrderRed Shock Radio: Kansas BoundThe DWO goes into hyperspeed as Niko Masters joins the show to discuss the war on terror, cryptocurrency, North Korea, some cronies in DC all while giving Dorothy the NY makeover that Kim Kardashian always wanted. This is the new DWO and what is done in the dark will be brought to the light!
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2019-07-061h 12
the Drew World OrderOperation NorthwoodsAllow me to expand on my credentials as an agent of disclosure regarding a New World Order and then we shall beam ourselves into the nature of time, 9/11 and all the randomness in between.
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2019-06-1448 min
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2019-06-1300 min