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Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRafe’s Travel TipsQUICK HITS rafe is back and has immediate sinus issues. is rafe’s place is trying to kill her? caleb watched sorry to bother you, they cloned tyrone, and played final fantasy tactics on ALL the consoles. and big news about therapy! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: travels low: coming back caleb’s high-low high: low: federal
The post Rafe’s Travel Tips appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2025-03-211h 07Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebCaleb Was a Bad StudentQUICK HITS d&d, some BRIEF government stuff, and very exciting advances in food preservation technology! rafe and caleb both go down playstation memory lane, too. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: vine callback low: food caleb’s high-low high: butter bell low: federal firings HOT HOT TOPICS – I guess it DID happen. (rahaca-doom-palace) – even though
The post Caleb Was a Bad Student appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2025-02-281h 00Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebCaleb Hate AnimeQUICK HITS massages, drinks, and dinner! greek place called melina. caleb finished castlevania, and the scientist picked attack on titan for the next! rafe has some big thoughts on going to the doctor and both of them have big thoughts on the government. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: valentine’s low: allergies? caleb’s high-low high: valentine’s
The post Caleb Hate Anime appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2025-02-2157 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRafe Got Distracted at the EndQUICK HITS already skipping movies for rachel mcadams. tsk. rafe has been reading about cults. caleb did the superb owl thing with yummy food. big talk on espresso! and will these two ever feel well again? HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: kyler low: flu caleb’s high-low high: superbowl party low: lingering cold HOT HOT TOPICS
The post Rafe Got Distracted at the End appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2025-02-1457 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebThe Fall of the House of CalebQUICK HITS the dryer broke, caleb almost broke his body, and the water pressure fucked up. get yourself a floor blower. caleb got the new PEPPER X SAUCE. cheese graters at olive garden! and well, rafe read the news again. learn about plastics, recycling, climate change, and microplastics. and then read the letters black people
The post The Fall of the House of Caleb appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2023-10-201h 07Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebGang GangQUICK HITS caleb has vacation brain because of williamsburg! rafe has a word of the week, again, as is tradition. caleb struggles with routine and rafe revels in the chaos. rafe is obsessed with ron desantis allegedly wearing heels. see for yourself: https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1711482216272801851 https://youtu.be/qv1Bd_FEK0Q?t=40 HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: ron desantis low: hamas slaughter caleb’s
The post Gang Gang appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2023-10-1353 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebThis is an OpportunityQUICK HITS top final actor vote!! voting ends july 5, 2023 at 5pm eastern. https://www.rankedchoices.com/cm9d caleb had a tough week, rafe was too hot, and read upsetting news, but there was still fun to be had. here’s what rafe read in the news: https://grist.org/accountability/gas-stations-underground-storage-tank-leaks-environmental-disaster HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: heating up low: VPN blocks caleb’s
The post This is an Opportunity appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2023-06-301h 03Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebre: Bad VibesQUICK HITS word of the week! rafe is cutting her hair tomorrow LIVE ON TWITCH. come join for the fun! rafe died a lot this week. ah my venus k-drama! caleb got a weird anon gift. and new actor coming SOON. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: powershell success low: bugs! spiders and ants! caleb’s high-low
The post re: Bad Vibes appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2023-06-091h 11Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebCaleb Takes ManhattanQUICK HITS word of the week! manhattan chocolates, salt, and bitters. broadway hades’ show. brooklyn bagels! hot sauce and brewery. groggydog visit! ferry tour! essex market! hop key (cash only) with anthony bourdain pictures. shumbabi visit. yamazaki 12 best whiskey ever! so much going on. happy pride month, everyone. be good to each other. HIGH
The post Caleb Takes Manhattan appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2023-06-021h 00Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebCaleb’s Sleepless NightsQUICK HITS jackie chan is wonderful. caleb is sad. caleb should watch jackie chan videos. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: college lab partner low: hips?! caleb’s high-low high: d&d and julia child food low: emotional low HOT HOT TOPICS – 2 big banks filed bankruptcy in the last week. (2 of the top 50 US
The post Caleb’s Sleepless Nights appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2023-03-1756 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRafe Reads the NewsQUICK HITS rafe reads the news and woah. greek train wrecks and other bad news. good news though, related to RSV vaccines, we got a surprise visit!? and more good news, caleb watched a cooking youtube video that was real bad. https://youtu.be/FBQ9uCMITTc HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: party bear low: window caleb’s high-low high: productive
The post Rafe Reads the News appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2023-03-031h 06Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebDream TeamQUICK HITS caleb has so many “fuckin” things to talk about! the stores, homeowner things like water heaters, and sleep. sleep? dreams! caleb and rafe both share dreams! rafe kills gnats and caleb kills a water heater. caleb runs into k-pop fangirls! we also learn another shakepearean quote and have a word of the week.
The post Dream Team appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2022-09-021h 03Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRafe’s Busted GutsQUICK HITS bookcase! running! messing up rafe’s guts? go on… HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: lashes is back! low: building stress caleb’s high-low high: 5k low: randomizer forfeit HOT HOT TOPICS – what do you do if your significant other turns out to be an AI? – how many pairs of underwear are ideal for
The post Rafe’s Busted Guts appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2022-08-2654 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebCaleb is PangryQUICK HITS caleb hates whole foods! he also hates parties! and now rafe and caleb may be on a watch list. who knows. they rage a bit about the US government, but good news, there’s a very active petition to impeach clarence thomas!! also rafe is finally yeeting the unnecessary items from her life! caleb
The post Caleb is Pangry appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2022-07-0853 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebEverything is MarvelousQUICK HITS caleb saw everything everywhere all at once and he insists rafe watches it. SPOILERS for ETERNALS 11:00-15:00 minutes. caleb finished “the baking bible” and the entire works of rush. rafe has issues with 75hard blah, her back, airfryer issues, neverending headset hunting, and amazon refusing to deliver to her door. HIGH LOWS rafe’s
The post Everything is Marvelous appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2022-05-061h 06Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebCaleb’s Back!QUICK HITS fake tim curry?! stolen vaxx cards! rafe is needy. caleb loved puerto rico. we learn a bit about how the territory works, too. booster shot incoming! caleb ate furry potatoes and boat adventures. caleb recommends going to canon club at gallery inn and also staying at the inn. caleb and rafe started #75hard
The post Caleb’s Back! appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2021-12-101h 01Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebStick Around for Business RafeQUICK HITS caleb bakes everything in his house! hangover pizza party! is rafe getting back into pokemon go? the atlanta braves are world series champions! rafe watched butt boy! we’re gonna watch moonfall in discord when it comes out! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: warhammer blackstone fortress low: sleep deprived caleb’s high-low high: atlanta braves
The post Stick Around for Business Rafe appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2021-11-051h 02Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebOnly Murders on This PodcastQUICK HITS caleb’s night out. rafe’s tiling mishap. also rafe’s ice cream mishap. caleb’s flu shot fiasco. wedding songs picked! caleb finished the food lab! assault on precinct 13 and caleb tries metroid dread again. rafe is doing fine. she talks a bit about “only murders in the building” with steve martin, martin short, and
The post Only Murders on This Podcast appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2021-10-2259 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRafe Drinks SpitQUICK HITS rafe gushes about bearsun and bowels. it’s an interesting time to be alive. support bearsun and his journey to raise awareness and support for mental health and autism! https://iambearsun.com caleb has wedding drama about the rehearsal dinner… again… but other wedding stuff is good!! we also learned about leftover whey: https://www.thespruceeats.com/many-uses-for-whey-1327494 caleb tried
The post Rafe Drinks Spit appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2021-10-151h 07Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRafe Loves DaniQUICK HITS rafe and dani have way too much fun talking about final fantasy randomizer tournaments, ffr hype!!! also bummer summer talk, dani’s life, and lots of laughs. love love love! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: jam low: meat dani’s high-low high: podcast! ffr co-op tournie low: dissmissive doctor HOT HOT TOPICS – jon bois
The post Rafe Loves Dani appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2021-09-031h 06Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebTake Rafe Bowling PleaseQUICK HITS caleb usurps the entire first half of the episode to discuss his family, billy (but not that billy), bowling, swimming, board and brew, top golf, cats, and cars. if that wasn’t enough, rafe chimes in about bowling, but also what is juneteenth (https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/juneteenth-is-now-a-national-holiday-how-did-it-come-to-pass), give a quick doggy lover update, has started watching loki
The post Take Rafe Bowling Please appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2021-06-251h 01Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebWhere is Caleb?QUICK HITS a guest, a missing host, and A kinks. buckle down for this one, buddies. there’s a new house! lucas recommends below deck on hulu. this ep has a lot of deer and turkey hunting advice, and some random stuff about anal sex. lucas gets confused about new internet things and shares some lovely
The post Where is Caleb? appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2021-03-261h 12Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebPsychotically ResponsibleQUICK HITS caleb’s doing great things with watchmen and wandavision, rafe isn’t getting sleep, and both of them have food stuff (caleb’s is happy and rafe’s is not). caleb has bed updates, a newly-discovered artist, kate tempest, and progress on tidying up. rafe has been swearing more and loves the discord gang. also there were
The post Psychotically Responsible appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2021-03-051h 05Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebWelcome Back CalebQUICK HITS best chocolate for refined palette s’mores new d&d book ffr cheezinator D kinks! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: glamper low: candy binge caleb’s high-low high: MARRIED, ETC! low: bacon-less burger HOT HOT TOPICS – what’s the point of having your restaurant on a food ordering app if you don’t have the whole fuckin
The post Welcome Back Caleb appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2020-11-201h 11Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebJosh Hates RafeQUICK HITS there may not be a caleb, but there’s a retrotainmnt! we’ve got a bit of everything: anime rants, instapot bullshit, criterion movies, dick jousting, new bed big fig, fat shaming, and congrats to mari for her next step in life with college! oh also, the best wishing time, PBJ, keto fries, winter weather,
The post Josh Hates Rafe appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2020-11-131h 11Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebSober Caleb SnacksQUICK HITS rafe’s feeling shitty so deal with her barely-coherent list pokemon go warally almost makes it into the hot hot topics drugged stories surprise jelly beans comic books bringing back old words double movie week with the scientist “everyone’s got a plan until they get punched” drunk space HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: lashes
The post Sober Caleb Snacks appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2020-08-281h 10Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebPut Your Mask Back OnQUICK HITS did we hear there’d be a dudeOMG reunion soon?!? maybe an after hours reunion. caleb’s trying to be good and rafe is a fucking mess. they’ve got D&D coming up on a new campaign (rafe’s first), and a movie night worth discussing regarding the invisible man. and caleb’s exciting new jersey news! rafe’s
The post Put Your Mask Back On appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2020-07-171h 06Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRafe, InterruptedQUICK HITS rafe tests out voices for ragnarok because she cares too much about what people think. dani has the best taste in gummies. thank you to everyone for coming to the movie on the discord! rafe talks a lot about reddit port. caleb tries to reign in rafe and her ego but it doesn’t
The post Rafe, Interrupted appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2020-06-191h 09Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRelationship Double StuftQUICK HITS caleb is uncomfortable. rafe has sinus pressure. #blacklivesmatter talk and the change we need in america. caleb wants to start a discord exercise channel. baking, classic World of Warcraft, and quarantine hobbies. reddit stuff, tinder, and rafe’s “face” massager. don’t forget to vote for the next actor – https://www.strawpoll.me/20089373 HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low
The post Relationship Double Stuft appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2020-06-051h 05Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRage QuitQUICK HITS polls are open?! yes, and rafe’s emporium is open for business! so many openings, just like rafe’s sex life. lots of FFR convo, lots of mental health awareness. keep safe and sane, everyone! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: beaucoup low: off keto caleb’s high-low high: rafe FFR commentating low: FFR breakup HOT HOT
The post Rage Quit appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2020-05-011h 15Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebDengNation (feat. Dengwoo)QUICK HITS DENG IN THE HOUSE. he and caleb gang up on rafe about doing FFR. deng and caleb and rafe have all had their emotional eating going on this past week. pizza, PJ’s, and saving money. hitting things with hammers. making important decisions with a coin flip. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: beaucoup low:
The post DengNation (feat. Dengwoo) appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2020-04-242h 17Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebCaleb Needs More Dlots of random topics, like sugar-free soda, plastic clothing, tidying up, keto, stl pickle sighting, caleb eating SO MUCH CAKE, and the 4chan green text. rafe’s high-low high: got win10 1909 to capture low: danny phantom caleb’s high-low high: cake person found low: brain problems HOT HOT HOT TOPICS Soy – what’s the big deal
The post Caleb Needs More D appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2020-01-311h 04Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebThe 2020 Rafe Modelhappy #RaHaCa2020, everyone!!! welcoming in the new year with lord fizzlebeef! rafe’s 2019 high-low 5/10 high: sisters doing great! low: dating the giant caleb’s 2019 high-low 8/10 high: engagement! low: job nonsense fizzlebeef’s 2019 high-low 6.5/10high: medical achievements!low: besties moved out of state MOVIE – the mummy returns (2001) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209163)caleb 4/10rafe 6/10fizzlebeef 3.3/10 SONGS – 2019
The post The 2020 Rafe Model appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2020-01-031h 46Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRafe Will Never Be HappyBEAUCOUP CALLS AVICII AVICHAI QOTD circa 2009: wouldn’t want you to crash before we have tremendous amounts of violent and unnecessarily hard sex free therapy? self-diagnoses! freezer chicken parts! thanksgiving cookies!that time of year for white elephant gifts at the office… also balls deep. https://youtu.be/1A3QGAHZ6cI rafe’s high-low high: holiday decorations low: gross webcam. poptarts, man.
The post Rafe Will Never Be Happy appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2019-11-291h 02Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRafe’s Firework Showtoo hot for halloween in maryland.exorcist 3 – not too shabby according to caleb. rafe can’t even handle trailers.”free guy” with ryan reynolds where he’s an NPC?!? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6264654 “you suck at cooking – garlic bread” https://youtu.be/UPuV52ydBfU rafe’s high-low high: WEDDING!!!! low: proof of wedding dancing? caleb’s high-low high: speed gaming live!!!! & ff d&d maps low: panic attack
The post Rafe’s Firework Show appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2019-11-0154 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRafe Downloads a VibratorNEW LOGO?!?! vote for the fully #RaHaCa style logo! rafe just realized all the tabs in chrome on her phone are yaoi manga which phonetic alphabet is best alphabet? http://mentalfloss.com/article/504886/4-phonetic-alphabets-didnt-survivecali passed a great law! caleb has a great experience in an unexpected place, and was productive with his meat.rafe researches vibrator stuff. CALEB RACING WITH DENGWOO
The post Rafe Downloads a Vibrator appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2019-09-1350 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebEasy to Swallowliving the #rahaca life. /r/brandnewsentence spooktacular talk alcohol, of course rafe’s high-low high: bachelorette weekend low: coming back caleb’s high-low high: job prospect?! low: no job :( MOVIE – blaze (2018) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6443294) caleb 5/10 rafe 5/10 SONGS – rafe and caleb search for their favorite blaze foley songs blaze foley – picture cards can’t picture
The post Easy to Swallow appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2019-08-091h 00Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebHermit Lifecaleb’s racing on thursdays, saturdays, and sundays, and mondays! summer league! the scoring is BONKERS. rafe is a hermit! caleb shares about his week! rafe’s high-low high: ghosted low: fucking HOT caleb’s high-low high: smallville low: work drama MOVIE – with honors (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111732) caleb 8/10 rafe 6.7/10 SONGS – caleb and rafe are honor
The post Hermit Life appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2019-07-1948 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRafe’s New Fetishrafe confessions – she likes to dab into the restroom at work – she makes guys take pictures of themselves smiling with teeth ff randomizer co-op tourney is still going on! summer league next! caleb may go for a speedgaming live event?!?! caleb’s ghost fart smell. madonna’s like a prayer did you know?? rafe’s high-low
The post Rafe’s New Fetish appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2019-07-1251 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebCaleb, Can You Hear Me?TWO GUESTS?!?! they must be crazy to do this again O_O dani3883 and spellzapp http://www.finalfantasyrandomizer.com races on friday and saturday and maybe monday! IT WAS ONE OF YAS https://youtu.be/thJA5uIgxug rafe’s high-low high: columbia came back low: gaining weight caleb’s high-low high: amusement park, and caleb likes turtles low: dani high-low high: low: friday, leading up
The post Caleb, Can You Hear Me? appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2019-06-281h 50Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebShrinking Tablesgary grabbing the herr’s creamy ranch habanero chips and rafe’s never seen them?!?! blues won because rafe wore a hoodie to bed rafe had a weird dream rafe likes radler “beer” out of body oil rafe’s high-low high: letterkenny low: girl shoes caleb’s high-low high: family time low: gunshots! emergency room! hertz! :O MOVIE –
The post Shrinking Tables appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2019-06-0754 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebHulk Hogan as Hulk Hoganrafe’s high-low low: arguing with the giant high: a really nice talk with one coworker rafe’s new thing – looking at people’s lips caleb’s high-low low: poor problems high: snow storm stay home day! caleb goes to DANCE SHOW ALVIN ALEY 60th anniversary! MOVIE – gremilins 2 (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099700) caleb 7.5/10 rafe 5/10 SONGS –
The post Hulk Hogan as Hulk Hogan appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2019-02-2257 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebA Good Day to Die Hard & G.I. Joe: Retaliationrafe and caleb gush a bit about other podcasts who are far superior, then caleb has a fun (FUN) idea about interviewing themselves, and then bring furybox along for interviews as well! how neat is that? rafe also decides that the rafe hates caleb fans are called haters… or rahaters… or the faithful? which works
The post A Good Day to Die Hard & G.I. Joe: Retaliation appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2018-11-021h 02Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebLittle Womenwhat a special episode! rafe is dragging ass and caleb immediately jumps into his low about the trip. the trip?!?! that’s right! rafe and caleb went to the magical hollywood land of LA for the little women premiere. rafe weighs herself on the podcast and guess what the result is?!? spoilers, they ate a ton
The post Little Women appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2018-09-281h 07Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebPlanet Terror & Perfect Strangerrafe complains about work, caleb has a weird obsession with sauce, and rafe goes through her grocery list?? caleb is also hooked on fruit-infused water and rafe has a new favorite beverage that traumatized a small child. caleb goes into great detail with his high-low involving his iphone, water, and a girl. AND ALSO ABOUT
The post Planet Terror & Perfect Stranger appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2018-08-171h 07Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebThe Whole Nine Yards & The Kidheyyyyy buddy. the weight loss journey continues for rafe and caleb. good updates from both of them! however, things quickly go south as they talk about what they’ve heard about solo: a star wars story. rafe and caleb are neck and neck in supernatural and caleb started watching a fantastic comedy. caleb discusses his future
The post The Whole Nine Yards & The Kid appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2018-06-011h 08Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebMercury Rising & Armageddonsurprise, caleb starts recording before rafe knows it! caleb makes them bullet their lists of things to talk about. organization is… good? rafe talks about being amazing at work and caleb has a new favorite vine involving a girl, vinegar, and an amazing spill. rafe… gets awkward with venom’s tongue but caleb gets the podcast
The post Mercury Rising & Armageddon appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2018-05-1157 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebMute (2018)on this exciting episode, rafe and caleb get really drunk! rafe is in town so she’s in caleb’s dark, cold basement to record. rafe gets bent out of shape again and caleb calms her down. there’s an ace of base moment and also talk about drinking and broken pants and underwear. to bring things down
The post Mute (2018) appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2018-03-231h 36Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebHudson Hawk (1991)an exciting start to the episode involving cats! rafe talks about her tardy chirstmas, reindeer, and billy’s blog about fasting. rafe talks about being an android lover, then caleb and rafe reminisce about old multiplayer games and discuss the benefits of steroids. rafe is concerned about a remake of the classic overboard and there’s a
The post Hudson Hawk (1991) appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2018-01-051h 00Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebThe Bonfire of the Vanities (1990)rafe really gets inside caleb’s head and they delve into the anarchists’ cookbook, including banana peels. rafe gets really excited about christmas and holiday decorations and caleb remembers some of his office holiday adventures. rafe and caleb debate the pros and cons of a keto diet and healthy decisions in general. department meetings and lunches
The post The Bonfire of the Vanities (1990) appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2017-12-081h 09Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebLook Who’s Talking Too (1990)no spoilers in this episode! they talk a bit about brony fights, caleb self-analyzing, and rafe self-diagnosing. a bit of mental book-burning and psychological intrigue. rafe and caleb bicker a bit, which is basically their routine. rafe whines a bit about supernatural, too, and caleb catches up a bit on community, and goes through his
The post Look Who’s Talking Too (1990) appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2017-12-011h 07Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebThe Verdict (1982)holy hell is rafe just getting louder each episode? is this some devious scheme of caleb’s to fuck with the success of the show?!? HASHTAG CONSPIRACY. the upside is rafe found the youtube video of animals be like… and also this awesome rap of a guy. caleb pressures rafe into drinking, then she gets kind
The post The Verdict (1982) appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2017-09-291h 03Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRafe is Tired of Calebwtf is with rafe’s sound this ep? caleb didn’t say a goddamn word so she just assumed everything was okay. I mean seriously, her decibel level is higher than her overall unhealthy weight. speaking of weight, rafe is the default winner of the weightloss because caleb refused to actually participate. but caleb may have turned
The post Rafe is Tired of Caleb appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2017-09-081h 03Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebCaleb Goes to Therapythe gang catches up on the week and on the eclipse. then ERP comes up… the good and bad kinds. then silverhawks in spanish and the japanese xmen intro. SHOCK! it’s a whirlwind. they spend a lot of time talking about what they’d do if they won the lottery. rafe makes up some statistics on
The post Caleb Goes to Therapy appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2017-08-251h 08Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebHarry Potter is GREAT!what the hell is going on at the beginning of this episode? rafe makes weird noises and well… fuck it. caleb apparently doesn’t know good mythical morning and rafe doesn’t know what emoji to use. the struggle is real. speaking of struggles, rafe has to write one more paper for class. rafe also gets way
The post Harry Potter is GREAT! appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2017-07-281h 05Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebSPIDER-RAFErafe is super excited about this new movie coming out! then caleb and rafe take out their anger on kyle and his opinions on alice in wonderland. rafe complains about her taste in music not being appreciated and caleb makes fun of rafe’s uterus. caleb plans his wedding songs. they think about who should be
The post SPIDER-RAFE appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2017-07-211h 02Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebGood Luck, Calebrafe shares an interesting story about orca killers and also please go check out the try guy’s the evolution of viral video. caleb and rafe discuss the woes of weight gain and caleb talks about his weekly mistakes. also dog penis. look, I don’t make him say these things I JUST WRITE THE SUMMARY STOP
The post Good Luck, Caleb appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2017-06-3059 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRafe Diets, Caleb Had Five Guysrafe and caleb bicker a bit and then THERE ARE TONS OF SPOILERS ABOUT WONDER WOMAN and some other marvel stuff, too. spoilers start at 4:46 and ends at 18:20. Sheesh. caleb also covers the movie terms of endearment, and spoilers, in case you care about a movie from the 1980’s. caleb goes over some
The post Rafe Diets, Caleb Had Five Guys appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2017-06-231h 03Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebCaleb’s Weight Gain Challengea good summary of what would be going on: stuff, and important things. rafe gripes about a picnic and caleb drinks wine. they talk a bit about eating issues and caleb spends some quality time explaining what certain foods have in them. caleb also gushes a bit about the wire. he finished it! and omg
The post Caleb’s Weight Gain Challenge appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2017-06-1659 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRafe’s Evil Twinwell well well… it’s time to talk about dieting and exercising. also about caleb overeating, bwahahaha. some pretty interesting talk about shorts… which are awesome. caleb talks a bit about wonder woman but there are no real spoilers. rafe had been googling herself and came across raphael moran and he’s hashtag amazing. this leads into
The post Rafe’s Evil Twin appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2017-06-091h 04Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRafe is a Bad Momkielbasa and kraut and bread! off to a delicious start. but then… sad times, as a great musical artist has passed away. this swings the discussion to people dying, how to be a good person, and the impending void. then… more food. and also how horrible rafe would be as a mother. oh and gary
The post Rafe is a Bad Mom appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2017-05-1959 minRafe Hates CalebRafe vs. Caleb: Weight Loss Challengerafe is having underarm issues and caleb is wayyyy too busy. he has a lot going on, like trying to get a job and graduate. rafe is trying to come to terms with with fat, which spawns a fantastic idea/competition. they discuss the best ways to be lazy, and some of rafe’s likes and dislikes.
The post Rafe vs. Caleb: Weight Loss Challenge appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2017-05-1259 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRafe vs. Caleb: Weight Loss Challengerafe is having underarm issues and caleb is wayyyy too busy. he has a lot going on, like trying to get a job and graduate. rafe is trying to come to terms with with fat, which spawns a fantastic idea/competition. they discuss the best ways to be lazy, and some of rafe’s likes and dislikes.
The post Rafe vs. Caleb: Weight Loss Challenge appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2017-05-1259 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebHow Far We’ve Cumrafe starts off the podcast with some interesting facts about herself, which leads into how caleb feels about her. rafe talks about her week while caleb does his best to distract her on his video. and then rafe awkwardly explains how she searches for porn. yeah, really. caleb doesn’t disappoint, either! caleb recaps his week
The post How Far We’ve Cum appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2017-04-2851 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebAngry Homesteadercaleb makes some gross noises which reminds rafe of the sneezing girl. then rafe recaps some of the cool april fool’s day pranks. caleb goes through his weekend with this girl and then rafe goes through her weekend with brony. then, of course, rafe and caleb bicker about what hiking is. then rafe gets way
The post Angry Homesteader appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2017-04-0752 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebCanning Your Emotionsto throw everyone for a loop, rafe starts the show by complaining. and she’s been in a really weird, dark mood. this of course makes caleb think about a college humor skit. caleb and rafe recap their st. patrick’s day celebrations, and caleb took the whole night before to drink hard. then rafe gets WAY
The post Canning Your Emotions appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2017-03-241h 05Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebI’ll Burn My Bras in Hell!caleb got a new thing and rafe starts panicking enough for both of them. and then there’s the bug so caleb has to spend some quality time with himself. caleb is entertained for a little bit, then rafe keeps complaining about big businesses. caleb talks porn and rafe talks fat eating. then too much wine
The post I’ll Burn My Bras in Hell! appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2017-03-1057 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebCaleb Writes a Poemrafe has found yet another subreddit to follow called what could go wrong and she couldn’t be happier, but then she immediately starts complaining about #firstworldproblems. caleb calls her out on her terrible work ethics, and then rafe shares pineapple pen. and of course, valentine’s day comes up and rafe has a bit of an
The post Caleb Writes a Poem appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2017-02-181h 05Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebOuch! It Hurts!shitty sound quality aside, rafe brings up a lovely story about coincidence in kentucky. caleb laughs about some ridiculous hashtags and accidentally dirty names. rafe is way behind the times when it comes to transformers and also discovers the next fast and furious movie (hashtag evil dreadlocks). caleb suggests yet another movie for rafe called
The post Ouch! It Hurts! appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2016-12-3056 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRafe’s Dumbnesswell folks, rafe isn’t really on her game this episode which she thinks is pretty dumb. caleb goes into great detail on a final fantasy 7 speed run that gets pretty nerdy. then caleb starts talking about pokemon go and rafe gets WAY too excited. rafe is also happy about watching foxes diving into snow
The post Rafe’s Dumbness appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2016-12-2350 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebMelonballingrafe found a new favorite subreddit. caleb is excited about the end of 2016 and lists his plans. rafe is in denial about her mental disorders. rafe quotes an old okcupid profile and they have some laughs. she then awkwardly complains about not understanding sexuality. they get on a tangent about sapiensexual. caleb brings up
The post Melonballing appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2016-12-161h 02Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebGhost Teamrafe and caleb talk a bit about politics (rafe brings up gary johnson joking about pot), then they both recap their weekends. rafe gushes a bit about craft fairs and then gets attacked by a mosquito and caleb thinks it’s hilarous. brony makes a short appearance. caleb comes up with a poem for the mosquito.
The post Ghost Team appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2016-11-1155 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebThe Lookalikecaleb is happy to do impressions of a favorite arrow character and spends a fair amount of time interrupting rafe for his own selfish wants – aka hamilton. rafe is excited about another great arrowstorm entertainment movie on kickstarter called magellan. caleb lists all the food he’s had, which reminds rafe of the awesomeness of
The post The Lookalike appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2016-10-1456 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebAsk Me Anythingcaleb starts the podcast off with a bang, talking about real life and whatnot. rafe is playing wildstar again and also trying to be healthier, which reminds caleb about amish stuff, which reminds rafe about grocery shopping with brony. some pretty heavy nihilistic thoughts are voiced, then caleb tries to build a wall. caleb is
The post Ask Me Anything appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2016-09-301h 10Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates caleb10 Yearsrafe tries to force caleb to tell stories, but it dissolves into a boring talk about business. rafe brings up anxiety attacks. caleb makes fun of rafe, and she also talks a bit about work. it’s pretty boring for the first 10 minutes or so. but caleb’s deck comes back up – heyooooo. rafe is
The post 10 Years appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2016-07-291h 00Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebOld Dogsrafe talks plan-b drones and caleb and KPJ have come up with a new easter challenge. they talk about father’s day and life in general. caleb makes fun of rafe again for being old and without children. caleb went to a high school graduation, and again they feel old. caleb had a good time. then
The post Old Dogs appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2016-06-231h 01Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebPlanet 51rafe gives tips and tricks for balanced and healthy breakfasts. rafe also complains a bit about work, yay! caleb makes fun of rafe for her week of nothing, which involves scissors. she talks about her class and how crappy it is and about the worst songs in a playlist. caleb asks important questions about life.
The post Planet 51 appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2016-06-1058 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebAfter.Liferafe and caleb are one step closer to fulfilling the march madness giveaway! after rafe talks about listening to MY NAME IS IAN, caleb goes through the alphabet of holes. yes, it’s that weird and/or gross. rafe opens up about some of her concerns about immortality. rafe brings up christopher pike again and caleb is
The post After.Life appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2016-06-0349 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebTaking Chancesrafe and caleb did another no-edit episode!!! but this one is goodish, they promise. rafe tells a lovely story about her neighbor and parking. caleb won’t talk about his date, other than a few choice words. very few words. rafe goes on about firefly and spoilers, then more dating, and gender shaming. there’s some stuff
The post Taking Chances appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2016-05-2756 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebThe Wounded Seagullplaying with playback speed starts off this exciting episode. btw, apologies for the crackling on the mic. you can blame rafe or caleb. caleb saw the boss with melissa mccarthy! rafe reminisces about dudes and dragons with caleb. caleb is super stoked about the animaniacs on netflix. you all should watch that cartoon, for reals.
The post The Wounded Seagull appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2016-04-151h 00Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebSerious Moonlightfirst world problems and a giveaway start off this exciting podcast episode. rafe complains a lot. about sinks. rafe also gets scared about the future. caleb gives her a ton of shit and makes jokes because otherwise this show would be crap. then rafe complains about the shower. caleb got published! first author! and we
The post Serious Moonlight appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2016-04-0859 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebAlvin & The Chipmunkswell, caleb’s drinking again and rafe knows nothing about anything again (mostly involving french). some little talk about the superbowl (go broncos!) and the commercials and caleb’s food problems. rafe and caleb discuss arrow and the flash (some arrow spoilers involving the first two seasons). caleb objectifies all the womens. caleb has some strong opinions
The post Alvin & The Chipmunks appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2016-02-1254 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebBattle for Terraa bit of the GOP debate is discussed because rafe has no idea what’s going on in america. caleb says words and stutters. there’s more political talk and then pinata talk and then impersonations. rafe has sad news about her work. rafe is tough on fun and dreams, and caleb has a very real story
The post Battle for Terra appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2016-02-0556 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebIdiocracywelcome to rafe hates caleb, where caleb starts the show by just making noises. rafe contemplates cake and caleb contemplates how unnecessary forks are. food talks. inside jokes. stupid caleb jokes. his pun really got rafe. giant bathtubs and reminiscing, and more cat talk. caleb admits to doctoring his social media. brief angry discussion about
The post Idiocracy appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2016-01-2258 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebWaiting…caleb has sleep deprivation due to a new member of his household. rafe goes over her thanksgiving with brony’s family and caleb makes fun of her. brony got sick. rafe’s been powering through hemlock grove and enjoying it. caleb watched the trailer for captain america: civil war but rafe didn’t bwahahaha. caleb is excited about
The post Waiting… appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2015-12-0458 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebWake Up, Ron Burgundycaleb basically didn’t watch the movie this week, but it’s okay. caleb’s drinking a new beer. it’s a grapefruit sculpin from ballast point. and rafe is still not really watching trailers and caleb wants to talk about suicide squad. but hey rafe watched the trailer for jessica jones! go her! and then caleb ruins it.
The post Wake Up, Ron Burgundy appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2015-11-2057 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebDodgeball: A True Underdog Storybrony got a car! caleb has thoughts about the warcraft trailer! rafe doesn’t, though. caleb has more thoughts on rafe not watching movie trailers. caleb continues to nerd out and rafe nerds out about helping the car salesguy, cory foxx, from suntrup hyundai south (she wants you to get your next car from this dude).
The post Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2015-11-131h 01Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRaising Geniusrafe’s voice sounds a little muffled. blame it on the sound board travelling back from salt lake city. they talk about sensory deprivation and bullshit movies. rafe’s excited about james marsters and some dragon warriors pictures. rafe experiments with periscope. caleb has an ear crisis. rafe talks about the ibrick. caleb has had a rough
The post Raising Genius appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2015-10-231h 02Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebDragon Warriorsit’s the second rafe hates caleb special! the sound is kind of weird because things. they only wanted to talk about dragon warriors (and george washington, apparently) but do their best to bring in other topics. ready for the play-by-play? caleb talks travel and black shit. rafe freaks out about sitting next to people. rafe
The post Dragon Warriors appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2015-10-1655 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebJeepers Creeperscaleb does a play-by-play of a commercial with the worst friends ever. the casuals were successful in their gofundme, which means rafe and caleb both got their slap videos (see rafe’s here and caleb’s here). caleb totally insults the guys. caleb was also on their podcast, as they’ve said before, so go listen to that
The post Jeepers Creepers appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2015-09-2558 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebGalaxy Quest Reduxcaleb makes the mistake of asking rafe about windows operating systems. rafe throws down some hate for the new google logo and finds a new genre of shows to binge watch on netflix. then caleb plays point-counterpoint with rafe regarding the super mario bros movie and gets really bent out of shape, then comes up
The post Galaxy Quest Redux appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2015-09-111h 03Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRafe’s Search for Meaningtwo big news stories starting this delightful podcast regarding lions and cheaters. then web advertisements. and warriors. caleb ponders all the bad words that the FCC hates and also friendship. and moistness. ugh. this spawns an odd game of “would you rather.” rafe brings the mood crashing down by talking about denying the reality of
The post Rafe’s Search for Meaning appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2015-08-281h 03Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebA Different Word For Funcaleb is finally taking advantage of his networking and gets his coworkers to like the podcast page. he talks about his boring work with rafe and then rafe talks about boring cars and caleb is an ass about it. arguing about about sushi and bickering about consumer reports. caleb is on point this episode! rafe
The post A Different Word For Fun appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2015-08-141h 03Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebReheated Sweet Friesthe show starts out with rafe making ugly noises and talking about ladybaby. caleb jokes about his radio voice which reminds rafe of some german website that had old flash videos on it called ZOMG ZUFALL!. then rafe has to complain about not being able to wear her favorite t-shirts on casual fridays. caleb talks
The post Reheated Sweet Fries appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2015-07-241h 07Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebJust Rafe and Calebcaleb and rafe go through tinder men profiles and try to create a more douchey profile for caleb. rafe and caleb both can’t pronounce “français” but it was probably spelled incorrectly on that tinder profile? yeah that’s why. not because they’re stupid americans. huge thank you to gary who has been our super marketeer across
The post Just Rafe and Caleb appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2015-07-1757 minRafe Hates CalebJust Rafe and Calebcaleb and rafe go through tinder men profiles and try to create a more douchey profile for caleb. rafe and caleb both can’t pronounce “français” but it was probably spelled incorrectly on that tinder profile? yeah that’s why. not because they’re stupid americans. huge thank you to gary who has been our super marketeer across
The post Just Rafe and Caleb appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2015-07-1757 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebRafe’s Tinder Heartcaleb is going through another stint of not smoking and rafe considers picking up bad habits to get through school. caleb has a great story about a real-life thief. rafe lets caleb judge her tinder men. and during that wonderful tinder time, caleb makes the best noises. but really, how DOES one make a thunder
The post Rafe’s Tinder Heart appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2015-07-0357 minRafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebTinder Swiper No Swipingrafe’s pretty stoked she can say jake stormoen’s name because he introduced himself on fiverr. and caleb is pretty confused about some girl’s name. rafe gushes about adam johnson and DRAGON WARRIORS. caleb says one of the most disgusting phrases rafe has ever heard. rafe talks about her boring class and caleb is ashamed at
The post Tinder Swiper No Swiping appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2015-06-191h 08Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebTinder Swipesrafe hates lollipop for andriod (it’s the worst). caleb and rafe bring light into everyone’s life by quoting the GI joe PSAs and caleb basically recaps how he works every day. caleb is not good with hearing good news. more adventures with the kitten, and adventures with rafe judging people on tinder. she and caleb
The post Tinder Swipes appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2015-05-291h 14Rafe Hates Caleb Archives - rafe hates calebHow to Make a Robot Curserafe and caleb get completely distracted by dictionary.com‘s robot word pronunciation. it sucks because only caleb’s got recorded. rafe tried a couple of times (cool story bro) but it’s just dead air. rafe starts her college class soon and caleb’s ending his. chaos all around – and yes, rafe tries so ask caleb if he’s
The post How to Make a Robot Curse appeared first on rafe hates caleb.2015-05-2257 min