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Around The ReelAround The Reel - "Tubi Or Not Tubi!" with Cecilia Dillon & Rafiq TaylorToday we have the pleasure to sit down with Cecilia Dillon & Rafiq Taylor the hosts of the hit podcast Tubi Or Not Tubi! Podcasting is a tough gig. 70% of those that jump on the bandwagon quit within the first year. These hosts, like us, have now begun their 4 season of their show and have no intention of stopping anytime soon. Their energy, chemistry and excitement is infectious and their show is a ton of fun for movie lovers everywhere. What do they do? Well, they watch as many TubiTv films as possible and then review them on their show...2023-04-161h 00

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Zachary Taylor: Military Dominance PersonifiedThe final Prezzy Wezzy candidate for 1848 has a story that definitely strays from the path of the typical politician, and right into the path of unrelenting gunfire! Become a Patron!2021-09-0516 min

Tubi or Not TubiEpisode 15: Tubi Twofers, First Edition!In this episode of Tubi or Not Tubi, we're stirring the content hot pot with an interesting ladle! How does this ladle look? It looks like a spicy little competition where Ceci and Rafiq are given two minutes each to summarize Tubi films that have NOT been the centerpiece of their own episode! It's like one of those sampler platters you see at birthday parties but you have no idea what the samples are and can't tell of the court's eunuchs poisoned the pizza bites or not.2020-10-061h 09

Tubi or Not TubiEpisode 13: PassionIn this emotional, compelling episode of Tubi or Not Tubi, we set our hearts ablaze over the 2012 film, Passion, directed by Brian De Palma and starring Rachel McAdams, Noomi Rapace, and Paul Anderson. This film poses a number of questions! But the most pressing, overarching question seems Tubi: Are the advertising agencies okay? No, seriously. Is everyone drinking enough water? Like are these folks okay?2020-09-081h 17

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!William Wilkins: A Wacky Wiley Willy Wonky DuelistThe second to last VP candidate for 1832 is yet another newcomer to this grand political stage. And once again, he seems pretty average... Well, except the Yu-Gi-Oh thing. Become a Patron!2020-09-0605 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!John Sergeant: Your Average Everyday Philly CheesesteakHere we have another VP Candidate for the upcoming 1832 election. His story is a typical one! Except for maybe the canals thing? Yeah, I don't get the canals thing. Become a Patron!2020-08-3005 min

Tubi or Not TubiEpisode 12: Dragon BladeIn this epic, dramatic episode of Tubi or Not Tubi, we search for the glory in the 2015 film, Dragon Blade, directed by Daniel Lee and starring Jackie Chan, John Cusak, and Adrien Brody. Films based on historical events often go wrong for a number of possible reasons. But, being that Jackie Chan is present, one must ask... Is this a film Tubi admired, or will it leave much Tubi desired?2020-08-251h 11

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Henry Lee: One of Those Uppity Wall Street TypesThe next 1832 VP Candidate we're looking at is doing it all for the money and nothing else. Anything for the money. Become a Patron!2020-08-2305 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Amos Ellmaker: All the Livelong DayIn this episode of Garbled Twistory, we're getting back to the business of elections for 1832 and as usual, we start with a mostly unremarkable man who thinks he can be a good vice-principal for one reason and one reason only! Become a Patron!2020-08-1605 min

Tubi or Not TubiEpisode 11: Itsy BitsyIn this creepy-crawly episode of Tubi or Not Tubi, we debate over whether or not to call pest control on the 2019 horror-drama, Itsy Bitsy, directed by Micah Gallo. Our first episode discussed a film that was supposed to emphasize the danger of bees, only to inadvertently emphasize the danger of Tubi. In this episode, we ask: can a predator of the bee also bee an apex predator of Tubi? 2020-08-111h 11

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!1831: A Bloody Rebellion Rocks the CountryIn the final in-between-election episode of this series, we're checking in on the whole slavery situation because something crazy just happened in the Hamptons that's gonna change EVERYTHING about the enslavement discourse! Become a Patron!2020-08-0910 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!1830: The Screaming of The Lambs w/ Your Brain On Facts!For the second in-between-election episode of this series, I have a real treat! It's a super-duper collaboration special with the incomparable Moxie LaBouche! History is indeed being made. Be sure to check out Your Brain on Facts, the podcast about all the things you didn’t know, thought you knew, and never knew you never knew! Become a Patron!2020-08-0211 min

Tubi or Not TubiEpisode 10: Ghost BoatIn this wanderlustful and pensive episode of Tubi or Not Tubi, we set our anchors down at the port of the 2014 horror-thriller, Ghost Boat, written and directed by Matt Lofgren. This movie presents a huge question Tubi at least considered if not answered outright: Is it possible to be on a yacht in a film and not have suffered a deep trauma in the past?2020-07-281h 13

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!1829: All that Glitters is a Deadly PremonitionFor our first in-between-election episode of this series, a discovery is made downstairs! A discovery that most definitely escalates in an unexpected direction because it happened at the wrong place, and at the wrong time! Become a Patron!2020-07-2605 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!ELECTION #11!Here we are! The US election of 1828! And I know I say this every time, but this really isn't one to miss. This is just some straight-up unprecedented stuff we're dealing with here. Become a Patron!2020-07-1910 min

Tubi or Not TubiEpisode 9: Arson MomIn this fiery episode of Tubi of Not Tubi, we decide whether or not to scorch the 2014 film, Arson Mom, directed by Brenton Spencer and starring Julie Benz. The title of this film leads to many interesting and confusing questions. What is an Arson Mom? Why is an Arson Mom? How does one become an Arson Mom? Are these questions even answerable? We must investigate.2020-07-1449 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Andrew Jackson: X-Factor ActivationThis episode, we're looking at the second and final candidate for the 1828 US Election. And yes, he is still an angry man. Since we have covered this ragamuffin before, this will be a REBROADCAST with the NEW INFO at the 36:08 mark! Become a Patron! 2020-07-1240 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!John Quincy Adams: He Expected a Congress and Received a Middle School!For our first Prezzy Wezzy Candle Date for the 1828 election, we're checking in on the dude who won last time and the many trials and tribulations he faced trying to run an entire country. And let me tell ya, there were A LOT. This is a REBROADCAST with the NEW INFO beginning at the 28:05 mark! Become a Patron!2020-07-0644 min

Tubi or Not TubiEpisode 8: Mandy the Haunted DollIn this foreboding, ominous episode of Tubi or Not Tubi, we closely scrutinize the 2018 film, Mandy the Haunted Doll, directed by Jaime Weston. The "haunted doll" genre is often one that happens to be privy to shenanigans, and Mandy is definitely a doll that adores a good shenanigan! However, we must ask: are Mandy's shenanigans something Tubi admired, or scorned?2020-07-011h 10

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!John C. Calhoun: Second Banana!In this episode, we're checking in on the final Vice-Principal candidate for 1828... and he's not only looking to win again, he's looking to win with a vengeance! This is a REBROADCAST with the NEW INFO at the 15:03 mark! Become a Patron!2020-06-2818 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!William Smith: Conspiracies of GreedThe next candidate for the VP spot in this 1828 election hails from South Carolina... You know what that means? It means he's a greeeeedy son of a gun. Become a Patron!2020-06-2105 min

Tubi or Not TubiEpisode 7: Violet & DaisyCW: Implied Sexual Assault (at around 23:00) In this turbulent, blossoming episode of Tubi or Not Tubi, things get real as we calmly sniff the elegantly violent 2011 film, Violet & Daisy, written and directed by Geoffrey S. Fletcher. Saoirse Ronan and Alexis Bledel are teenage assassins that live together? Danny Trejo is their bookie? James Gandolfini's involved but the movie feels like Lady Bird?! Yeah. This warrants a thorough investigation. This film is not one Tubi ignored.2020-06-161h 03

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Richard Rush: My Goodness can ya Pause for like 3 Seconds??Aaaaaaand we're back! We've got the 1828 election around the corner! So it's time to once again take a whole gander and a half at the contenders. Who are we starting with? Oh, this man looks like he's in a rush, and he's been here before too. So let's get a quick review and a brief UPDATE AT 6:40 in lieu of his next attempt to win the VP spot. Become a Patron!2020-06-1408 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!1827: A Black-Owned Newspaper Puts Everyone On BlastIn this final in-between-election episode for the year of 1827, it looks like some New York Black Intellectuals are ALREADY causing a stir, providing some revolutionary content for a deliberately ignored demographic! Become a Patron!2020-06-0707 min

Tubi or Not TubiEpisode 6: Mr. Fix ItIn this splendidly romantic episode of Tubi or Not Tubi, we take a real intimate look at the 2006 romcom, Mr. Fix It, directed by Darin Ferriola and starring David Boreanaz. One element of the romantic comedy genre is representative of the entire point of this podcast: the existence of True Love. Is it possible for an unknown film from the Tubi app to be worthy of True Love? Or, like a blonde David Boreanaz, is it a medical impossibility?2020-06-021h 19

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!1826: We Really Need To Talk About This RiotIn 1826 a group of West Point Academy cadets staged an entire mutiny! Physically assaulting their mentors! Destroying school property! The cause? Learning that the eggnog at the Christmas Party wasn't going to have whiskey in it this year. Yes. This actually happened. This actually, actually happened. Become a Patron!2020-06-0116 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!1825: Knock KnockIt's been a while hasn't it? Since the last time we did one of these in-between-election episodes? Well, let's start this off with a Bible, wait, I mean a pamphlet containing obscure free-form poetry based on the Bible. Wait... what? Become a Patron!2020-05-2404 min

Tubi or Not TubiEpisode 5: Almighty ThorIn this power-packed episode of Tubi or Not Tubi, we evaluate the 2011 fantasy blockbuster, Almighty Thor, directed by Christopher Olen Ray. There is one thing that must be said about The Asylum Cinematic Universe. Unfortunately, that one thing happens to be a trailing sentence that progressively becomes as unrecognizable and indistinguishable as the concept of mediocrity itself. With that in mind, we chant... Ragnarok. Ragnarok. Ragarok... Ragnarok... Ragnarok.2020-05-1956 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!ELECTION #10!After multiple months of examining the many, many candidates for the Iron Throne, they finally collide in the fateful 1824 Presidential Election! And if you thought the 2-way tie was crazy back in Tommy J's time, then you're gonna wanna pop some EXTRA popcorn for this one! Become a Patron!2020-05-1711 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!John Quincy Adams: King of the North!This is the final Presidential Candidate we're lookin' at for the year of 1824! And in the brief time we've had since his last candidacy, the man's taken actions that impact the US approach international diplomacy TO THIS VERY DAY! So yeah, this is a REBROADCAST you don't wanna miss with the NEW INFO at the 22:53 mark! Become a Patron!2020-05-1029 min

Tubi or Not TubiEpisode 4: Dance-OffCW: Fatphobia, Diet Talk (at around 32:00) In this episode of Tubi or Not Tubi, things get very sweaty as we delve into the 2014 film, Dance-Off, directed by Alex Di Marco. Films about dance often seem too big to fail. This is because both art forms are meant to be experienced by audiences visually! Add the element of competition to the equation, and the drama writes itself! Or so we thought. Or. So. We. Thought.2020-05-051h 00

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Andrew Jackson: Somehow He's Even Angrier Now??As we begin to wind down on our 1824 Prezzy Wezzy Candidates, we revisit the insane story of Andrew Jackson and add some more insane information now that he is a candidate again. This is a REBROADCAST where the NEW INFO can be found at the 31:58 mark! Become a Patron!2020-05-0337 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!William Crawford: Keep it Chill, Keep it Sneaky!This next 1824 presidential candidate is another man who happens to be throwing his hat in the ring again! But the thing is: he's throwing in this hat in the most casually clandestine way of all the candidates. Who said you needed to stir the pot to win elections? This is a REBROADCAST with the NEW INFO at the 4:59 mark! Become a Patron!2020-04-2607 min

Tubi or Not TubiEpisode 3: The VisitorIn this truly mystifying episode of Tubi or Not Tubi, we discuss our fateful encounter with the 1979 film, The Visitor, directed by Giulio Paradisi! Last time, we evaluated a film about the future. This time, we evaluate a film from the past with an old-school cast! One can't help but wonder... Were the prophets aliens? Or is it the other way around?? Yes. It's one of those movies.2020-04-2146 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Henry Clay: NaNaNaNaaa NaNaaa Naaaa! He's Gonna Start a Fight!As we enter cruise control for the Presidential Candidates of 1824, it's looking like someone is gonna stir up some Big Trouble in Little Paradise. And that someone? Henry Clay! But I mean, isn't it ALWAYS Henry Clay who's stirring the pot? This is a REBROADCAST with the NEW INFO starting at the 17:02 mark! Become a Patron!2020-04-2022 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Smith Thompson: Why Are You Running? WHY Are You Running?!Man who married his mentor's best friend's daughter after taking his job and randomly gives Bibles to sailors thinks he can win the 1824 presidency somehow? Half of the VP candidates are more qualified. I don't understand. Become a Patron!2020-04-1203 min

Tubi or Not TubiEpisode 2: Cartel 2045In this action-packed episode of Tubi or Not Tubi, we're examining the 2017 film, Cartel 2045, directed by Chris Le and starring Danny Trejo! The future is an elusive ninja, and it is always unpredictable. That said, we need to evaluate if this film and ask some real questions! Questions like: Is Danny Trejo inside a fully functional Gundam a match meant Tubi?2020-04-0744 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!John C. Calhoun: He's a Nerd and He's Mean and Everybody Respects Him BegrudginglyThis is a story of an 1824 Vice Presidential Candidate who is very lucky to be such a geek, cuz if he wasn't, nobody would have had any reason to pay attention to him. Become a Patron!2020-04-0516 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Nathan Sanford: The N stands for New York. The S stands for Basic.Here we are! The second-to-last Vice Prezzy Wezzy Candidate for 1824! And it couldn't be a more typical, boring rich New Yorker. But hey, maybe that's part of the appeal! Become a Patron!2020-03-2905 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Nathaniel Macon: A Squid that Fights like a Kraken!As we begin our descent from the Vice Presidential Candidates for the 1824 election, we encounter the most CURMUDGEONY man in South Carolina! I know. That's REALLY saying something. If you want to see how the Democratic-Republican Party is going to DRAMATICALLY SHIFT post-1824 look no further! Or go ahead and look further. You have free will. Become a Patron!2020-03-2211 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Martin Van Buren: More Like, Mafia Van Overworker!This next 1824 Vice Presidential candidate is GOIN' PLACES! He knows it. You know it. I know it. If you even THINK about STEPPING FOOT on the streets of New York, you're gonna have to go through Martin! Become a Patron!2020-03-1513 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Albert Gallatin: A Shadow President?!This VP Candidate has basically been in charge of the US's entire economic strategy for multiple administrations and has been whispering sweet policy suggestions in the Presidents' ears at the same time! Honestly, I'm shocked he wasn't even in consideration for a Vice Principal role previously! But here we are, in 1824! Another VP Candidate steps up to the plate! Become a Patron!2020-03-0823 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Erastus Root: Weird Name, Boring LifeThis 1824 VP candidate did barely anything exemplary. I really don't understand how he managed to become a potential candidate to begin with! But hey, maybe the potential is more of a commentary on the vast political power controlled by the State of New York. Become a Patron!2020-03-0204 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!William Eustis: More like, Astoundingly Useless!This next 1824 VP Candidate has led a very different life from your usual hyper bougie founding father figure... A life rife with more than one career-ending failure! I have NO CLUE why or how this man was able to stick around. Needless to say, this story is um, "impressive" in the air quotes sense of the word. Become a Patron!2020-02-2313 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!William Rufus King: Seeds of a New Era!This Vice Presidential Candidate, while quite minor at first, is representative of a growing faction that is going to change the ENTIRE POLITICAL GAME in the future. So yeah, he may be operating on the DL right now, but I'll have my eye on him for this 1824 US Election, that's for sure! Become a Patron!2020-02-1604 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!William Lowndes: Tragic Backstory! Tragic Ending!The next VP candidate for the 1824 election? Well, his story is a brief one. But it's still got some zest to it! Everybody seems to think this guy's the bee's knees! Become a Patron!2020-02-0906 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Richard Rush: All Rush and No ActionWe're checking on the fastest man in the congressional district as the next potential VP candidate for 1824! So yes, this is a brief REBROADCAST with the NEW INFO at the 5:16 mark! Become a Patron!2020-02-0207 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Samuel Smith: Singer, Songwriter, and Gifted Congressman?This here is our second Vice Principal Candidate for the 1824 election! And gosh, who would have known singer/songwriter Sam Smith was so electable hmm? Become a Patron!2020-01-2705 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!John Tod: His life is precisely as vaguely interesting as his name.The first Vice Principal candidate for the 1824 election is a new face! But is this face very interesting? No. But don't worry, that's a good thing because all these "interesting" people are always causing stupid drama and stuff. Become a Patron!2020-01-1903 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!1823: 'Twas the Night Before Nick Cannon! How can you not remember?!In the final in-between-election episode of this series, we're taking a look at that one legendary holiday poem you always hear in the commercials and its surprisingly elusive origins! Become a Patron!2020-01-1206 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!1822: Boots with The Fur The FurFor the second in-between-election episode of this series, we're taking a look at the business sector, because it looks like some major economic changes are afoot in Rocky Mountain Country this year, doesn't it? Become a Patron!2020-01-0504 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!1821: That Time Black Americans Founded an Entire African CountryThis is the first episode of a series of really cool in-between-election episodes! And boy oh boy do I have some crazy informative trivia for you about the West African country of Liberia! There are many fascinating pieces to this tale, so buckle up and enjoy the ride! Become a Patron!2019-12-2908 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!ELECTION #9!Here we are! The 1820 election is upon us! Oh, and news flash? It's a TOTAL UNADULTERATED BLOWOUT. That said, there were still shenanigans abound, and even the Grim Reaper was getting involved in some old-school election meddling! Become a Patron!2019-12-2208 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!James Monroe: He's Ready! Expansion!We're looking at our final prezzy wezzy candidate for the election of 1820! And it looks like the reigning champion has been very, very, very busy these past several years! That said, this is a REBROADCAST where the NEW INFO can be found at the 33:31 mark! Become a Patron!2019-12-1543 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Dewitt Clinton: Moving Up in the World! Oh, and Dead Relatives.We are takin' a good gander at the second-to-last presidential potential for the 1820 election! A buncha new developments have occurred since we last talked about this man, making this a REBROADCAST with the cool NEW INFO at the 4:51 mark! Become a Patron!2019-12-0809 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!John Quincy Adams: Turnabout Spanish Goodbyes!In this episode, we're getting the latest and deepest scoop on our first Big Boy Presidential Candidate for 1820! And this dude must be moving his way up in the world cuz last time we checked in, he was only a Vice Principal candidate! Huh. Well, this is a REBROADCAST so the NEW INFO can be found at the 11:20 mark if you feel you don't need the refresher! Become a Patron!2019-12-0124 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Daniel D. Tompkins: A Most Ungraceful Fall From Grace...This episode, I'm looking at the FINAL Vice-Principal candidate for the 1820 election! And I can't believe this sad sap is even in the running at this point. Like c'mon, we can be a little discerning and give this man a break from major responsibilities for cryin' out loud. Since this is a REBROADCAST, you'll be able to find the NEW INFO at the 5:03 mark! Become a Patron!2019-11-2410 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Richard Stockton: He has nine children. Leave him alone.We're looking at potential vice presidential candidates for the 1820 election and, well, I don't know what they saw in this guy. He can't even win governor of New Jersey. Nonetheless, someone, somewhere, had this man in mind. Become a Patron!2019-11-1703 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Daniel Rodney: International Ghost Hunter Extraordinaire!We are continuing our treck through the 1820 VP Candidates! And it looks like we've stumbled upon a sneaky ghost of a man who happened to land a job as a governor at precisely the perfect timing to be lauded as a hero... Become a Patron!2019-11-1003 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Robert Goodloe Harper: The Man's Retired!! Leave Him Alone!!The next VP Candidate we are looking at for the 1820 election honestly has zero business being a candidate and probably isn't even going to run, but for some odd reason people are still thinking about the guy, so I guess a REBROADCAST is needed... You can find the scraps of NEW INFO at the 4:02 mark! Become a Patron!2019-11-0306 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Richard Rush: An Unstoppable Diplomatic Juggernaut!We are now back to our regularly scheduled programming! This episode is a look at the first VP Candidate for the year 1820! And you better watch him closely, cuz this man can pass a policy that impacts your life in the blink of an eye!! Yeah, I said it. Don't blink. Become a Patron!2019-10-2705 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!1819: Lies Make the Banks Go KAPUT!In this final in-between-election episode of the series, it's a DOUBLE FEATURETTE! We'll take a look at Hawaii cuz everything's getting crazy over there again! And we'll look at that time everybody was lying about nonexistent money and it bit them in the butt! Become a Patron!2019-10-2010 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!1818: Clothing Stores that use Slave Labor to make Slave Clothes for Clark Gable!In this in-between-election episode for the year of 1818, we take a very brief gander at the founding of the oldest men's clothing store in the US! Evidently, not much else was happening that won't be touched on later when talking about candidates for this particular year, but hey! Whattryagonna do? Become a Patron!2019-10-1304 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!1817: New Prayers for the Salad BarFor the first in-between-election episode of this series, we're lookin' at that spunky hip new salad bar that all the new priests are eating at to learn some new sermons! Become a Patron!2019-10-0604 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!ELECTION #8!Here we are! We've looked at all the candidates and now it is time for this 1816 election to go down! I mean it's pretty obvious to everybody who's gonna win, but things didn't pan out quite as obviously as everyone was expecting... Become a Patron!2019-09-2908 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!James Monroe: Well, SOMEONE'S gotta do the work...This is the final presidential potential that we're looking at for the 1816 election! It sure looks like our buddy Manray has been busy since we last checked in on him. Like the man's workin' 2 jobs that he doesn't even want! Because we have spoken of him before, this is a REBROADCAST with all the NEW INFO starting at the 26:41 mark! Become a Patron!2019-09-2234 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!William Crawford: Substitute Teacher of the Dead!In this episode, we cover the second-to-last candidate for the 1816 election! It's a new guy, but he's kinda crafty, not gonna lie. Become a Patron!2019-09-1506 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Andrew Jackson: Literally a Murderer!!! Most Likely to be an Alien???In this episode, we have yet another presidential potential for 1816. He's a crazy orphan man who's birthplace we can't actually find and he has a natural affinity for power abuse and mayhem. Yeah. Buckle up. Become a Patron!2019-09-0833 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Henry Clay: Runnin' His Mouth Like Nobody's Business!For this episode, we're looking at our next 1816 Presidential Potential! This guy has been involved in all kinds of political shenanigans! He also happens to be real good at runnin' his mouth so you can bet your bottom this episode is gonna get juicy! Become a Patron!2019-09-0218 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Rufus King: The War-Time Lone Ranger!It's time to move onto the Big Fat Presidential Candidates for 1816! The first thing we're gonna do is check in on our old federalist candidate friend, Rufus King, and see how "American Revolution Redux" treated him! If you've already heard the Rufus King story and just want to get to the new information, that can be found at the 11:54 mark! Become a Patron!2019-08-2514 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Daniel D. Tompkins: The Legendary Yonko of Staten Island!We're looking at the FINAL Vice-Principal candidate before the 1816 election! This dude's up to something, FOR SURE. You don't just buy a portion of Staten Island and NOT be up to something. Become a Patron!2019-08-1806 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!John Eager Howard: What is the DEAL with Slaveowners and Public Libraries?!We are taking a nice gander at the second-to-last Vice Media candidate for the 1816 US Presidential election! Honestly, the only reason this dude is in the running is cuz he got all dat slave money, but what'r'ya'gonna do? Become a Patron!2019-08-1105 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!James Ross: A Man Hidden in ShadowWe're looking at the next VP Candidate for 1816, James Ross. Not much is known about this man, but judging from what we DO know, that's exactly how he wants it. Cower in fear, this guy's a slippery snake! Become a Patron!2019-08-0405 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!John Marshall: Imperfection in the House of Mouse!Hello again! Today we're looking at our second VP Candidate for 1816! And yes, it's an old favorite from last time, Johnny Marshall! If you already know about all the sassafrass in this REBROADCAST, then you can go ahead and skip to the 27:34 mark for the cool new stuff if you so desire! Become a Patron!2019-07-2830 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Robert Goodloe Harper: Impeacher of IdiotsWe're looking at the second potential VP Candidate for 1816! Everything's looking pretty average! Well, except for that time he awesomely impeached some fool for getting in trouble with the IRS. Become a Patron!2019-07-2104 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Simon Snyder: Just Your Average Widower!We are back to our regularly scheduled programming, and we're starting with the VP Potentials of 1816! Let's start with the dude who is the reason why the capital of Pencil Vania is still where it is today! Become a Patron!2019-07-1406 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!1815: No More Heroes of the Storm on ESPN2!For the in-between-election-episode of the year 1815, we're destroying Rhode Island. Seriously. Bye-Bye Rhode Island. It was nice knowing ya. Become a Patron! 2019-07-0706 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!1814: Child Labor Dance Time!This is the second in-between election episode, covering the year 1814, where some MAJOR HEADWAY is made into manufacturing business! Children! In Factories! Already?! Yes. Already. Become a Patron!2019-06-3006 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!1813: Ariana Grande! How could you?!Here we are! Back into the in-between-election episodes! In this first one, we're talking about how Ariana Grande smashed some tomatoes in the deadliest battle to ever happen in Texas! The ocean's no place for a squirrel! Become a Patron!2019-06-2308 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!ELECTION #7!It's been months of candidates! But we have arrived at the fated election of 1812! I mean yeah, the US is a war, but the political rigamarole must go on!! Become a Patron!2019-06-1612 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!James Madison: Congratulations. You Played Yourself.We're checking on on the final Prezzy Wezzy Candidate for 1812!! It's the reigning champ! Billy Madison! Oh, and what had he been up to since he won in 1808? Making horrible decisions is what he's been up to. Seriously, what a doofus. This is a REBROADCAST, so if you already know his whole long backstory and just want the NEW STUFF, it's at the 41:48 mark! Become a Patron!2019-06-0950 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!DeWitt Clinton: A Substitute Teacher for the Nation?!For the second-to-last prezidenty candidate for 1812, we are introduced to the nephew of our good neighbor George Clinton. Like, the only reason this dude's a candidate is because his uncle kicked the bucket. I wonder how long this OG Clinton Candidate legacy will last? Become a Patron!2019-06-0205 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!John Marshall: The Naomi Campbell of the Courtroom!!Told ya you were in for a real treat! For our next 1812 prezzy wezzy candidate, we're talking about a guy who made so many written and unspoken rules doing a job he never wanted that he's still dictating how we run our courtrooms today from BEYOND THE GRAVE!! So hunker down cuz you're in for a real doozey of an episode. Become a Patron!2019-05-2629 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Rufus King: Potentially Less Useless?We're looking at the second prezzy wezzy candidate for 1812, and we've discussed him multiple times before, so you'll want to check out the 10:24 mark for new stuff! (And there isn't much. C'mon Rufus!! DO SOMETHING ALREADY! Don't fret though, next week is gonna be WILD.) Become a Patron!2019-05-1912 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!George Clinton: Valar MorghulisThis is one of those fascinating instances where the first presidential candidate we're looking at for this 1812 election in this episode is stricken with the ultimate... Well... Finality. So please, enjoy this splendid REBROADCAST where you can find the NEW INFO at the 23:06 mark! Become a Patron!2019-05-1226 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Jared Ingersoll: Daddy Issues and Chamomile TeaIt's the final VP Candidate for 1812! This dude literally had this whole internal crisis over all this Revolution stuff and straight up disappeared but hey he's back now and he's ready ok just give him a chance! Become a Patron!2019-05-0507 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!William Richardson Davie: Always on Horseback, Never on Time!This is the third VP Candidate we're looking at for the 1812 election! A pleasant case study of how to be useful when you never show up on time for anything whatsoever! Become a Patron!2019-04-2812 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!John Langdon: Silly Old Dog! New Tricks are for Kids!We have an adorable, short little REBROADCAST here for these riveting 1812 elections! If you already know what you need to know so far about VP Candidate Johnny Long John Silvers, the NEW STUFF is at the 5:21 mark! Become a Patron!2019-04-2107 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Elbridge Gerry: Leave this man ALONE!!Our first VP Candidate for 1812 has been through SO MUCH NONSENSE and I really just wanna give this man a warm towel and a hug because no one deserves to be done dirty like this. Become a Patron!2019-04-1419 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!1811: The slaves get so revolted that they revolt!For our final in-between-election episode before 1812, the slaves get MAD! For a podcast that spends more time talking about the opinions of slave owners, I figured we oughta turn the tables a little! Become a Patron!2019-04-0716 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!1810: The Societies in Dedham for Apprehending Ouran Horses Falsely Accusing Goody Proctor of Prosecuting Thieves Working in the Devil's High School Host Club with Familiarity in Hampton Beach!!Have you ever lost a horse? Well, these people can't help you. Sorry Become a Patron!2019-03-3111 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!1809: Girls Just Wanna Have Patents!Remember that time a woman single-handedly saved the entire economy of New England because the president and his frat bros made a ridiculously petty foreign-relations decision without thinking? No? Well, that happened. Become a Patron!2019-03-2409 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!ELECTION #6!We have made it once again to another ELECTION EPISODE! And if you thought the Democratic-Republican party was invincible, I'm gonna need you to emphasize on the "was" in that sentence because I'm seeing little drops of passive-aggressive blood in the water! Become a Patron!2019-03-1707 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!James Madison: The Man Who Was There for Everything!We have made it to our FINAL prezzy wezzy candidate for 1808! and GOOOOLLY!! This is basically the ultimate review episode!! I'm serious!! This dude right here was present for like, EVERYTHING. (Well, except the actual battles with guns.) Man, this one is quite the journey! Enjoy! Become a Patron!2019-03-1143 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Charles Cotesworth Pinckney: A New Hope!Today we're lookin' at the second-to-last Prezzy Wezzy Candidate for the 1804 election! Ya know, he keeps losing every time... But hey, maybe he's got a chance this time! This is a REBROADCAST with the NEW STUFF at the 16:06 mark! Become a Paton!2019-03-0320 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!James Monroe: A Diplomatic Dyna-Guy!Hello again! For this riveting episode, we are looking at a BRAND SPANKING NEW ELECTION CANDIDATE! And this dude went through a whole lotta stuff so it'll be a nice review with some wild freakin' detours along the way! (As usual...) Become a Patron!2019-02-2528 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!George Clinton: You Disobedient Old Fart!We are looking at candidates in the 1808 US Presidenty Drag Race, and George Clinton is ONCE AGAIN showin' up on the scene. Also, he's running for BOTH P AND VP!??! LIKE HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!? DOES THIS MAN NEVER QUIT!? Whatever. Enjoy the REBROADCAST! The new information can be found at the 20:05 mark! Become a Patron!2019-02-1725 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Rufus King: Has Literally Done Nothing Useful for Four Straight YearsWhat we have here is a rather uneventful REBROADCAST of Rufus King's VP candidacy. Let's face it. The only reason this dude is still a VP Candidate is cuz the Federalists are so freaking defeated that they aren't even trying to shake things up. Anyways, the NEW STUFF is at the 9:51 mark! Become a Patron!2019-02-1012 min

Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!Henry Dearborn: God of WarWe're looking at the Second VP Candidate for the 1808 US Election this episode, and boy is this guy interesting. Somehow, he was present at almost all of the most important locations during the Great American Temper Tantrum! You know what they say... Where there's a battle, there's a Moosebaby! Become a Patron! 2019-02-0310 min